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The opening scene is a phone call, where Vince Voyeur calls a phone sex line, and speaks to Kia. Kia is an Asian woman, and she starts playing with herself. Vince talks to her, and the two have boring phone sex, and masturbation. It makes me never want to call a phone sex line, that’s for sure. To be fair, I have in the past, and it’s usually boring, but hey, that’s a thing of the past. This is a solo scene. It’s not a great scene, and Vince’s acting is terrible. This is just two people masturbating in different areas. Kia is pool side, and Vince is in an office, and the camera goes back and forth between the two. If you’re into solo scenes, this isn’t half bad, as both performers orgasm at different points, and that’s really it. The music is the most compelling part of all of this, honestly.
The next scene we get Vince calling the phone sex line and getting another Asian lady. But this time around, he starts imagining what goes on. He’s back in school, and Sahara Sands is his teacher. She talks to him and says that she’s going to have to spank Vince because he is late with his homework again. We then get a teacher and student scenario.
Sahara Sands is a pretty, tall, blonde, with small breasts, and long legs. Vince of course, is a standard in 1990s porno, and he does his job well. I had a boss that looked a little like Sahara Sands, so this is a particularly interesting scene for me. This is a cool scene, with Sahara sands over acting, and Vince doing his best to not look like he’s a robotic sex machine. He’s got good chemistry here, though, and he pulls through a great deal of positions with Sands, even if she is over acting at some spots. I can only imagine that she is, mind you, but hey, that’s what porno is about, right? Towards the mid-section of the scene, the two lose control of being characters, and actually start to go for it, and it shows. Vince especially just goes all in, and the two actually look like they are having fun in this otherwise routine sex scene. It’s interesting to see sweat, sound, and more. However, the music shifts into a new wave jazz thing that I hate. Sahara Sands gets really wet here, and she even squirts a little before Vince obliges her request to do anal. He puts on a condom for this, and then cums all over her rear, and it just looks great, as he has a lot going out on this one.
Moving along, we have another scene in which the phone is being used. Kia is sitting alone and she answers the phone. It’s Vince again, and he wants to talk to her again. He talks about how a girl is messing around with herself and a double headed dildo, which is Ariana, I believe. She’s on the phone, and she just goes through the motions of playing with it. Now, Kia watches that, and pulls out a clear dildo and plays with that, while the other woman, a redhead plays, and the camera goes back and forth between two women and Vince Voyeur again. It’s mostly sound and masturbation, nothing crazy. Again, the sound is the most compelling thing here.
The transitional scene shows off what the call center looks like. It’s a pool side residence in the Hollywood Hills, and women are tanning while waiting on the phone lines. Vince calls again (his name is Mike), and he wants to talk to Kia again. This time around, he can’t find her, it’s Felicia, a young looking exotic woman, that I’ve seen in other movies. The two discuss something simple, about how Kia loves him and wants to talk to him and possibly meet down the line. We then transition to seeing Kia back at her lawn chair, and Vince calls back. The two engage in a story, and we get into another sex scene. This time, it’s Vince talking about his day, etc. He’s a photograph, etc.
Christi Lake shows up, and she’s amazing. Another one of my crushes has been Christi Lake because she looks like a former boss as well. I guess I have a weird thing about my bosses, but hey that’s just me. Vince plays the slave here, and Lake plays the domme. Meanwhile, the director cuts back and forth between this scene and Felicia listening in and masturbating. This is mostly Lake and Vince, however, on the set of a photo shoot. I’ve seen this happen before, with stars, so it’s almost like watching things behind the scenes. For the most part, the two have sex on the floor, to a boring soundtrack, but you get to see Felicia intercut between sex, and she’s using a dildo. But then you’re thrown back into the regular sex scene, and Vince eventually cums onto Christ Lake’s face. The most compelling part of this is the after elements where Lake gives oral after the money shot.
Next up, we get a conversation between two different dudes, and they discuss about their favorite girls, and the 1-800 numbers that they talk about. Kia talks about what Ariana and Misty Rain are doing, and they are both pierced and as alt as you could get in the mid 1990s. Kia describes the action to Vince, while Vince again masturbates. Meanwhile Ariana and Misty Rain go through a lesbian sex scene that is coupled with interesting instrumental music. The two are really into it, and then comes out a big clear double headed dildo, and the two go to town. This is the most exciting, and loud lesbian sex scene I’ve seen after reviewing many different movies here. If I were to give an award for this, I’d give this one an award for the most chemistry between girls, because the two really go to town here, and it’s just as exciting as I can possibly tell you. Multiple positions, double dildo penetration, and genuine emotion, and chemistry. It’s a sight to see folks, and perhaps the one reason to own this movie!
Up next, we get transitional scenes, and I remember where I first saw this movie! I first saw this movie on the Spice Cable Channel! I kid you not, I remember the scene because it features Nikki Arizona. She’s a redhead with a beautiful face, eyes, and body. Vince calls Felicia and tells her this story, and it’s about a female cop that arrests a couple of dudes. The guys are Vince Voyeur and Richie Razor. The music here sucks, which is an instrumental but isn’t nearly as good as some of the other things that were here. It’s another “new school jazz” tune. The set is an alley, with a red convertible, and Nikki is wearing a sheriff’s outfit. She starts to give both guys oral, and you get narration from Vince on the phone, and spliced in is Felicia talking on the phone. At a certain point the scene is all sex, and it features the trio going for it in the alley. Nikki Arizona reminds me of a high end escort in Las Vegas, and of course the two guys just go for it. After some different positions, Richie Razor puts on a condom, and gets into the action with Vince, going for a double penetration with Nikki Arizona on the concrete. As they do that, you get spliced back to Felicia, on the phone, playing with herself. Then you get spliced back into the garage or alley, rather, and the two guys finish on Arizona’s chest and face, and that’s that. Meanwhile, Felicia drops her phone and just goes to town with her hands. That’s the end of this scene, with everyone climaxing, except Arizona, because of course, she’s on the receiving end, but hey, that’s porno for you.
The scene ends, and we Vince talking to Kia once again. This time he invites her over to his house. This is a big taboo, because no performer on the phone ever does this, right? Well I guess that’s why it’s a fantasy. The movie’s final scene isn’t a long one, but it has been building throughout the movie, and so the two meet, and then go to the bedroom, and immediately just get into the action. Kia wears black heels here, and the two go from fully clothed to the bedroom right away. Kia reminds me of Asia Carrera a bit, but it’s definitely not her. The two start having sex nearly immediately, no foreplay, and not much more. Just straight sex in a silk, black bedroom, with ambient lighting. Several positions are done, with a great overall soundtrack. The soundtrack turns to the opening track, and honestly, it sounds like Kavinsky is doing the score, which I loved more than the sex itself. Towards the end of the scene, Vince calls out the finale, and eventually cums on Kia’s face, and that’s the end. Seriously, that’s it. A somewhat anti-climatic sex scene to end the fantasy, and that’s it.
The end of the scene, features Vince and Kia talking on the phone. That’s about it. She’s cooking, and Vince is in the bedroom, and the two meet in the kitchen, and that’s it. The fantasy of bedding a 1800 girl is the main finale here, and that’s that. The movie is over, and I’m going back to doing literally anything that is more important.
I give “The Right Connection” a 4 out of 5.
This movie has a lot going for it, mainly Kia, Vince Vouyer, Sahara Sands, Christie Lake, and Nikki Arizona. Veronica Hart’s direction isn’t half bad, and the music is good at times, making this a bit better than most movies. I didn’t hate it, and I actually enjoyed a few of the notes. The credits role, and that’s that, a half decent movie to watch.
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