Showing posts with label Don Fernando. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Don Fernando. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 16, 2021

Turn Up The Heat (1991)


Again we venture to the 1990s, only this time I’m reviewing a movie from 1991. This movie is called “Turn Up The Heat”.  This early movie from the 1990s stars Tom Byron, Charlie Waters, Bobby Soxx, David Sanders, Savannah, Tony Montana, Nina DePonca, Don Fernando, and Charlie Waters. There’s no hiding this one, it gets into the hardcore right away. It starts with a 1980s haired blonde woman with a black dildo, and she just gets it on for the camera. She’s not shaved, she is very much a 1980s looking actress, and I can only assume it is Charlie Waters, who is joined by Tom Byron after she goes to work with her dildo in and out. 


Charlie Waters is straight out of the 1980s and well, so is Tom Byron. The music isn’t bad though, classic porn cinema jazz. The two work well enough, but it is definitely not a great sex scene to introduce us to “Turn up The Heat”. 


At one point the dildo gets thrown out, and the camera zooms in to introduce us to another part of the movie.  Some dude steals the dildo, and then goes and uses it, and we are into the second scene. Bobby Soxx is a nice blonde, and David Sanders is a mullet wearing random dude, and the two have minimal chemistry. I had to fast forward it, it was bad. 


The best scene in the movie, and that’s not saying a whole lot is a scene that features Savannah. Savannah and Tony Montana get physical, and it’s the best part of this movie. She looks amazing, and Montana enjoys the process alongside her. I don’t get the hype surrounding Savannah, but in this one she does look amazing. Montana does well here, and Savannah takes it, but it’s definitely not one of the more memorable scenes. She doesn’t seem to have a lot of passion here, and it shows. However, she’s such a beauty that you want to continue watching just to see what happens, and of course you know. 


Scene 1. Charlie Waters, Tom Byron

Scene 2. Bobby Soxx, David Sanders

Scene 3. Savannah, Tony Montana

Scene 4. Nina DePonca, Don Fernando

Scene 5. Bobby Soxx, Charlie Waters


Things go south fast in this movie, and while there are two more scenes, it’s not that great. Unless you’re really into floral patterned couches and blondes. The ending scene isn’t terrible, and a cameo from Ron Jeremy makes it kind of funny. Ron has a non-sex role here, and he just happens to be on set for a black dildo to get thrown into the air, and he catches it. It’s one of those things that you only see if you’re watching the whole movie, so there you go suckas!


I give “Turn Up The Heat” a 1 out of 5. 


Monday, March 15, 2021

Wild Widow (1995) Review



Another 1990s movie? Yeah, well what can I say, I’m always watching something in the 1990s and today we are going to look into a movie that features some heavy hitters yet again. The name of the movie is, “Wild Widow”, and it stars Anna Malle, Hank Armstrong, Jeanna Fine, Steve Hatcher, Morgan Fairlane, Rick Masters, Alexandra Silk, Guy DiSilva, Raven McCall, Don Fernando, Ron Jeremy, and Santino Lee. 

 

The plot revolves around Jeanna Fine’s character, she has lost her husband and doesn’t know what to do with herself now. She has sex with her friends, her right hand man, and anyone else that is available. 

 

Scene 1. Anna Malle, Hank Armstrong  

Scene 2. Anna Malle, Jeanna Fine

Scene 3. Jeanna Fine, Steve Hatcher

Scene 4. Morgan Fairlane, Rick Masters

Scene 5. Alexandra Silk, Guy DiSilva

Scene 6. Jeanna Fine

Scene 7. Raven McCall, Don Fernando, Ron Jeremy, Santino Lee

 

Instead of going play by play, this time around I’m just going to point out that some of these scenes are boring and some are actually quite good. Anna Malle has a sense of enthusiasm that you miss in a lot of actresses. She really goes at it, and while Hank Armstrong isn’t that great, her work is not half bad. 

 

Fans of Jeanna Fine will love her work here, as she and Anna Malle make for a very good set of scenes. However, that’s where things really start to fall apart. Aside from scenes featuring Fine and Malle, you’re not going to get much. Alexandra Silk does anal, but other than that, this is a production that falls flat. 

 

I give “Wild Widow” a 2 out of 5 

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