The Office XXX Parody (2009) Review

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By this point, you’ve probably seen both version of the hit television show “The Office”. Well, with every hit show there comes a great deal of changes that come through. One of them is that there’s sex involved, meaning that there will be a sex parody. Now, I’ve reviewed a lot of older parodies, but this is the newest of reviews. The same old thing that you’d expect from the show, but this is porn, so it’s just funny, and not quite the same. “The Office XXX” is a 2009 parody that stars a lot of known names, and some not so known. In this movie that went straight to DVD and Blu Ray, you get Jenna Haze, James Deen, Ashlynn Brooke, Stephanie Swift, Codi Carmichael, Dane Cross, Faye Reagan, Gianna Michaels, Dahlia De’Nyle, Ralph Long, Rocco Reed, Alexis Texas, and Mark Wood. I hear there’s a second movie that was made in this series, but for this review, we focus on the 2009 version.

The movie opens up with the invitation of the camera crew as they were filming a documentary at the offices of a parody of Dunder Mifflin. The team is introduced, and they all have parts to play similar to what you’d expect from the show, but after a few minutes, within 5 minutes to be exact, you get thrown into the sex of the movie, leaving plot behind, as you’d expect from modern porn.

The first scene features Jenna Haze and James Deen. Jenna Haze is a famous porno star, and she’s looking a little older at this point, and James Deen is looking great as usual, despite the allegations that I’ve read about online. The two are supposed to be in a back office having sex, but they are so loud, that it breaks the idea of the being secret. Haze is a good performer, and has real chemistry with James Deen. The two flow through their scene relatively well, and it’s what you’d expect, office sex, with a classical music, jazzy tune in the background. Deen goes through the motions here, and it’s Haze that seems to enjoy it more than Deen, which is interesting to see. Haze is a beautiful lady, so this scene is quite hot for fans, and she seems to get into this one. At around twenty some odd minutes for so, the two go at it standing up, until Deen has to cum and finishes pointed at Haze’s mouth and that’s the end of the line for this scene. Not a bad one, not a great one, but definitely interesting with Jenna Haze, as she’s quite lovely.

The movie continues with a random interview about how sexual harassment in the office is a real deal. Then out of the blue, a lesbian scene begins. This scene is with Ashlynn Brooke and Stephanie Swift. Now, Stephanie Swift is one of my personal favorite ladies in the business, and I always wanted to meet her. I hear she’s living in Las Vegas and a part of the XXX Church group, retired, etc. IN this scene, you simply get a straight forward lesbian scene in the work place. It’s not a great one, but it’s not bad either. There’s a great deal of oral and a strap on used, and both women look great. Swift has several orgasms here, and Brooke is a lovely young blonde to her credit. The two take turns with oral, and the strap on and just go through the motions of lesbian sex. It’s a hot scene, with some real chemistry between the two.

The movie progresses to a scene where the fake Dwight and Jim are having a bit of a scuffle over being annoying to one another. We get some behind the scenes commentary like you would watch in the show, and some idiosyncratic moments of his personality.

After a little back and forth, we get a cut scene to Codi Carmichael and Dane Cross in the back room of the office, and they engage in sex. A young blonde and a fake Dwight go through the throws of passion on a puke looking couch, and it’s exactly how you would think. It’s a bit forced, with a little passion, and just the motions that you would probably expect from a porno. The two go through various positions, including oral, doggy, reverse cowgirl, and more, until Dane eventually cums on Carmichael’s chest. It’s an average scene, at best if you ask me. It’s not that grand.

The movie moves to an office meeting. It’s about sexual harassment. As the meeting continues Gianna Michaels shows up as a stripper and dances for the people. That causes a sex scene to ensue, and it features Faye Reagan and Michaels on a desk. The two have good chemistry together, and they play nicely. Reagan looks like a high priced Las Vegas escort that I know, and Michaels is a hot milf with dark hair, and large breasts. The two go through several positions of oral, then a strap on, and they maintain all the action on the desk of the office, going back and forth and showing off the intimate nature of sex, and orgasms. It’s not a bad scene, and a leg up from the previous lesbian scene in the movie. The techno music throws me off a little, but other than that, this is a good scene to watch.

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Up next, we are back at the office, and there’s a few guys and Dahlia De’Nyle hanging around. They decide it’s time to have sex, and that’s exactly what they do on the desks of the office. That’s it, nothing too crazy I guess, a standard threesome, with a bit of a robotic performance from the guys, and Dahlia saying the same old tired lines you would expect in a porno. She seems to get into it midway through the scene, however, and that makes it quite nice. However, at the 1 hour 43 minute mark, you see the boom mic wires on the right hand of the screen! What the hell? Throws me way out of the scene, and makes me laugh that there’s another blooper found in a porno. There’s no DP here, but the scene is lengthy, and features a lot of back and forth, no condoms, and an eventual finish on De’Nyle’s body. It’s not a bad scene, mind you, it’s just a bit robotic throughout the sequence. At one point one of the guy is pulling on a piece of rope, he’s not hard, and forces a cum shot, which was kind of sad. Oh well, that’s the porn world. The music is a jazzy, new wave tune, with a terrible bass line. Not a great ending, as you see a lot of rope and the actress getting the day done.

The final scene of the movie is a threeway, and it’s a doozy for fans of young blonde stars. Alexis Texas, Ashlynn Brooke and Mark Wood get in on this scene that starts with the standard, oral, and then quickly progresses into multiple positions on the desk of the office. For his part, Mark Wood does a lot of good here, he throws himself at these women with full force, and the women reply with equal enthusiasm. This is definitely a great sequence, and while Wood looks to be in “work” mode, it doesn’t matter, because the women seem to be really into the process here, and that makes for an interesting scene. Overall, the women are loud, Wood lasts a longer time than others, and there’s a lot of orgasms fake or not found in this sequence. The trio seem to move forward through every position, and Wood never loses his cool and just keeps pushing forward and grabbing on for dear life. Eventually, after a lot of back and forth between the two, Wood can’t hold on and leaves it all out on the butts of these two blonde performers. It ends like you’d think, and that’s it, the end of the show.

The movie ends with a few comedy elements. And that’s about it. Lee Roy Myers wrote and directed this one, and it’s the end of the show, with the credits rolling as if you’re watching The Office television show.

I give “The Office XXX Parody” a 3 out of 5.

It didn’t have a lot of gusto here, but it did have a lot of good throughout. Not enough to keep my attention through every scene, but enough to recommend it to the casual fan, which is not bad, but it’s up to you.

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