Showing posts with label savannah. Show all posts
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Tuesday, March 16, 2021

Turn Up The Heat (1991)


Again we venture to the 1990s, only this time I’m reviewing a movie from 1991. This movie is called “Turn Up The Heat”.  This early movie from the 1990s stars Tom Byron, Charlie Waters, Bobby Soxx, David Sanders, Savannah, Tony Montana, Nina DePonca, Don Fernando, and Charlie Waters. There’s no hiding this one, it gets into the hardcore right away. It starts with a 1980s haired blonde woman with a black dildo, and she just gets it on for the camera. She’s not shaved, she is very much a 1980s looking actress, and I can only assume it is Charlie Waters, who is joined by Tom Byron after she goes to work with her dildo in and out. 


Charlie Waters is straight out of the 1980s and well, so is Tom Byron. The music isn’t bad though, classic porn cinema jazz. The two work well enough, but it is definitely not a great sex scene to introduce us to “Turn up The Heat”. 


At one point the dildo gets thrown out, and the camera zooms in to introduce us to another part of the movie.  Some dude steals the dildo, and then goes and uses it, and we are into the second scene. Bobby Soxx is a nice blonde, and David Sanders is a mullet wearing random dude, and the two have minimal chemistry. I had to fast forward it, it was bad. 


The best scene in the movie, and that’s not saying a whole lot is a scene that features Savannah. Savannah and Tony Montana get physical, and it’s the best part of this movie. She looks amazing, and Montana enjoys the process alongside her. I don’t get the hype surrounding Savannah, but in this one she does look amazing. Montana does well here, and Savannah takes it, but it’s definitely not one of the more memorable scenes. She doesn’t seem to have a lot of passion here, and it shows. However, she’s such a beauty that you want to continue watching just to see what happens, and of course you know. 


Scene 1. Charlie Waters, Tom Byron

Scene 2. Bobby Soxx, David Sanders

Scene 3. Savannah, Tony Montana

Scene 4. Nina DePonca, Don Fernando

Scene 5. Bobby Soxx, Charlie Waters


Things go south fast in this movie, and while there are two more scenes, it’s not that great. Unless you’re really into floral patterned couches and blondes. The ending scene isn’t terrible, and a cameo from Ron Jeremy makes it kind of funny. Ron has a non-sex role here, and he just happens to be on set for a black dildo to get thrown into the air, and he catches it. It’s one of those things that you only see if you’re watching the whole movie, so there you go suckas!


I give “Turn Up The Heat” a 1 out of 5. 


Saturday, November 17, 2018

Sweet Stuff (1991) Review

Sweet Stuff (1991) Box Cover
Today we are going back to 1991. This was a few ways back to something we don’t often review, a movie that stars a dead porn star. Oh, we do review those movies often. Well, here we are, this time we are focusing on the movie that was distributed by Venus 99. The movie is called “Sweet Stuff” and it was directed by Rex Cabo, he was listed as Hy Lancewood. The movie stars a few notable faces, including some that are synonymous with porno by this point and beyond. The movie stars, Cathy Collins, Jake Steed, Kylie Channel, Kym Wilde, Leanna Foxx, Ron Jeremy, Savannah, Tom Chapman, and TT Boy. I’m a fan of a few of these people, but the main focal point of the marketing, and the movie itself is going to be focused on Savannah, even if she’s not in a lot of the movie. Whatever the case may be, we are going to dive into “Sweet Stuff” from 1991.

The movie opens with someone getting oral, but I can’t really tell who they are. The credits roll on top of the sequence, and we begin the slow process of introducing everyone from the stars to the directors, music, and more. This is a simple, slow, and easy to follow through starting point. From there, we end up looking at Ron Jeremy talking to Kylie Channel. They have their clothes off already, and we know that the movie is going to be moving forward with sex, right? Of course!

Ron Jeremy isn’t nearly as fat as he is now, and he is talking to Kylie Channel here. They are talking about random things, nothing in particular, no major script. Jeremy is great with improve, and he’s got some shorts on while Channel is looking at him. She has light skin, long black curly hair, and is wearing a tight black dress. Jeremy is the Hedgehog, and is full hedgehog here, and the moves fast. He starts kissing Channel, feeling her up, and away we go, it’s time for the music, and it comes in. The set is a warehouse, couch setting, and it’s mechanical to start. Jeremy watches Channel dance a little, and you can see the shadows from the studio lights shining through. The sex begins, and we see some movement from both sides, including a steady blow job sequence, and Jeremy’s facial expressions leading the way. Channel moans a little, they switch through oral, and into straight sex, and it’s not bad, but not great either. Jeremy holds on for the most part, and Channel does a great deal of the work. After doggy style, it appears that Jeremy gets winded, and cuts on Channels’ butt and back and that’s the end of the sequence.

We move to the next scene, and it’s not story driven. It’s Savannah sitting on a couch, and Tom Chapman. Savannah is not shaved, but she smiles at some points through this, and Chapman is not a large guy. To say that the sex is boring is an understatement. The two go through the motions, but it’s lackluster on all levels, and it’s sad to see such an icon going through the pay check mode of porn. I guess that’s the breaks, right? The lighting is good, the warehouse den setting is good, but overall, it’s a lackluster scene with the beautiful Savannah looking good as usual, and chapman trying his best not to cum too fast. Nothing too fast here, slow moving, a few positions, Savannah wears a pair of white boots, and we get to the finish line with a cum shot on her pubic mound, and that’s it. She’s not into this at all. I’m not sure why so many are so hung up on her.

We move along, and we see Kym Wilde, a brunette with large breasts sucking off Jake Steed. He’s got a large one, and Wilde seems eager to get things started, and that’s where we see a moment of clarity for this movie. The rest of the scenes are mediocre at best, but this one, starts to work well as Wilde gets forward moving for a blow job. Now, the setting is an average bedroom, lighting from the flood lights of studios, and a bed that is an obvious set, not a real home. It’s 1991 afterall, right? For such a large guy, Steed has boring sex, and Wilde doesn’t moan a lot, though the two have a slight bit of chemistry together. After some sideway sex, Steed can’t hold on, and he cuts onto Wilde’s pubic region, which is not shaved completely. The lights dim, and we are rushed to the next scene. This had promise at first, but like many first time porno stars, the load is blown too early. Wilde looks good, but in this scene, she’s wasted for the camera. I liked the attempt at 69 at one point though, always fun.

The scenes switch up and we see a random warehouse set with a couple of couches. Here we see Cathy Colllins and Kym Wilde standing and arguing about who gets to be with TT Boy. They pull down his pants and start to get to work to get him hard. TT Boy is not hard at all for the first few moments, and it is a bit odd to see. However, Kym Wilde really gets to work here, with a stellar blow job to get him up and at attention. Cathy Collins is a thin haired, red haired woman, and of course we’ve seen Wilde in this movie already. This thruway is one of the best parts of the movie, so if you’re looking for an exciting run down, this is going to be the scene to scout out. The sex is strong, TT Boy goes within both women, no condom, and just does his thing, on a white couch. THere’s a lot of moaning, and a lot of terrible rock music in the background. The way the camera works and the lighting here just screams warehouse set, but that doesn’t matter that much, as the three really do a lot to make this scene work. Honestly, they have a lot of chemistry, and it’s a great sequence of sex. Eventually, TT boy cuts on Collins’ back, and that’s it. This was a performance of epic proportions if you ask me, TT Boy delivers again.

The final scene is Kym Wilde and Leanna Foxxx in a lesbian scene. There’s some soft piano jazz music, and nothing too crazy here. I didn’t hate it, but I didn’t like it that much either. Foxx has very large breasts, black hair, and moans a great deal. The novelty jazz music threw me off, and honestly, I couldn’t imagine watching this further, but alas, I went forward cause it’s my job. There’s a 1980s music point, where dildos come out, and then we see the two women get into it with vibrators, and well that’s that. The movie ends there. The music is stellar though.

I give “Sweet Stuff” a 2 out of 5.


The best part of this movie is definitely TT Boy’s epic performance. He steals the show going through two women, and making sure each one had a lot of attention. That impressive option is definitely a great push forward. Other than that, Savannah fans will like her boy girl scene, but It wasn’t for me. This movie was basically a gonzo flick.

Saturday, March 3, 2018

Savannah’s Last Stand (1993) Review

Savannah's Last Stand (1993) Alternative Cover
Today we are going to be visiting the year 1993 for a movie that features a lot of heavy hitters in the porn industry. This movie called "Savannah's Last Stand" starts with talking about how Savannah’s last scene for Vivid Video. But before getting to that, and the rest of the scenes of this loosely gonzo movie, you’ll have to go through a few scenes before getting there. The movie was released in 1993, before Savannah’s death, and the movie stars Sunset Thomas, Steve Drake, Chanel, Steve Hatcher, Heather Hunter, Randy West, Lynn LeMay, Marc Wallice, and of course Savannah. The movie is not plot heavy, it’s gonzo, which I absolutely hate, but that’s the direction that the porno world was going, and therefore that’s what we get with a lot of the 1990s movies, with a few exceptions here and there. This is also known as “Savannah’s The Stand”.

The movie begins with narration and Steve Drake opening his mail. He opens some mail and finds that his girlfriend is waiting for him with a bow and whipped cream all over herself. He goes to find her and starts to lick her up and down. Steve Drake and Sunset Thomas have an outdoor sex scene amidst greenery, in someone’s back yard. There’s music here, and it’s a rock heavy guitar sound with a looping melody and no lyrics. Sunset Thomas here is young, has red hair and isn’t enhanced yet. She has black heels on, a white pair of panties, and whip cream all over her body. Steve Drake is a long time veteran of the porn world and he slowly engages Sunset in this scene with a lot of attention on her body, oral, and movement towards sex. Drake gets into oral at around the 8 minute mark and the music shifts to smooth jazz, and it immediately throws me off. It sucks. I hate smooth jazz, and while you still hear the moans of Sunset, the music really sucks. I can’t not pay attention to that, but I’m trying my best as I review this movie. After some oral, Drake is ready to throw down a bit more. Sunset blows him a little then she gets on top of him. Sunset is not shaved, there are no condoms used for this production, the lighting is terrible, and the sex is average at best. The music switches again, and this time it’s a weird hip hop loop with jazz elements. Sunset does well here, and you can even see her abs as she pushes down on Steve Drake. Drake is slim, hairy, and gets hard fast, so he gets this role for that I’m sure. There’s nothing crazy about this sex, Sunset moans a bit, Drake goes in and out and eventually cums on her face, and that’s that. The two don’t have that much chemistry together, and while it’s serviceable, it lacks that raw energy that you’d expect. I’ve seen Steve Drake in better scenes, but this works well for the guy, lucky for him. Sunset would go on to change her look but here, she’s young and new to the business, I’m assuming.

The scene ends and we are treated to a woman doing yoga poses. She puts her legs behind her head, and some rock music starts playing. In comes Steve Hatcher to start giving her oral while she’s got her legs behind her head! Steve Hatcher and Chanel start to go forward with oral. Chanel is a tanned brunette haired woman that is extremely flexible. She’s shaved, is thin, and is surprisingly agile. Steve Hatcher is your average hippy looking dude with mid-length straight hair. In this scene, which was filmed outside, there’s a fly that keeps moving around and it’s bugging the hell out of me. The stupid fly goes everywhere and the director didn’t stop to get this away. Over the course of the scene there are several more flies that show up, and it’s just distracting. Chanel keeps her yoga pose, her legs nearly above her head while Drake sticks himself into position and goes forward with some odd facial expressions as he has sex with her. Chanel moans a little, but not nearly as much as the action speaks as Hatcher gives a good showing, but it’s just not that sexy. The music ends towards the end, and eventually Hatcher cums on Chanel, as you’d expect from porn, and that’s that. He cums on her stomach, and that’s the end of this scene. Terrible lighting, boring sex, and that’s the end.

The movie progresses and we are taken to a backyard, again. This time we see Heather Hunter working out. She’s lifting weights and doing her normal routine when Randy West shows up. He gives her a few pick up lines and the two start to make out. Heather Hunter starts giving Randy West a blow job and the two immediately share some chemistry here. Heather Hunter is a tall, skinny, tight bodied ebony woman with long black curly hair. She’s a premier star in the porn world, and Randy West is of course a veteran of the scene as well. The two have some serious chemistry during this sequence of sex, and Heather is light enough to be carried by Randy West. This scene makes up for the rest of the sex up to this point, as the two really do share something in common here, and it’s a love for sex. No condoms, and a young Heather Hunter really works the camera and works well with West. After a few positions on a lawn chair the two cum together, which is a rarity, and West cums on her stomach. She takes some of it and puts it in her mouth, and she truly shows off her skills. Heather Hunter then asks for him to come closer and she blows him after the fact, one of the sexiest endings to a porn scene.

The scene fades to black and upon return we see Marc Wallice and Lynn LeMay engaging in oral sex on a desk. Lynn LeMay is a blonde with extremely large breasts, and Marc Wallice has long hair and a built body. The two here have a lot of chemistry together, and it shows from the minute the scene switches to what they are doing. LeMay moans a lot here and she really gets into the action. She is a blonde haired woman that looks a little older than the rest of the women in the movie, and her breasts really take on new life during this one. Wallice doesn’t seem to get quite as hard at first, and it shows. However, LeMay works on it to get him up to task, and eventually he does in fact grow to the occasion. Once Marc Wallice is hard he goes through every position you can in an office setting. This is a standard office sex romp, with a variety of positions, some soothing music, and a gold light that is overhead. LeMay doesn’t hold onto her breasts and you see them bouncing and moving a lot. Wallice goes in deep and hard and gets LeMay to cum, get wet, and nearly scream at one point. After a great deal of sex, the two work towards the cum shot where Wallice is getting blown and LeMay lets him cum on her face, and that’s it. She doesn’t stop blowing him as he cums and it’s truly a sight to see, and she nearly bites his penis at one point, which is quite an interesting thing to see. These two had some serious chemistry in this scene, and I wouldn’t be surprised if they wanted to do more off screen, as I know I would if I had that type of chemistry.

The final scene here is on the same set as before, outside in a garden area and it features Marc Wallice and Savannah. The two start to talk a bit and nothing major happens to start. Savannah shows off that she has a silver bra and skirt set, with a hat that says “bitch”. She’s smoking a cigarette and invites Marc Wallice to play a little. Savannah is a platinum blonde with nice breasts, and red lipstick. She is a pinup type of woman, and it shows.

Marc Wallice gets on his knees and starts performing oral on Savannah in this scene. The set is outdoors in the shade, and the two seem to have a decent amount of chemistry to start. Savannah has a pair of silver boots on, and she has a lot of makeup on her face to cover acne, and starts to moan a little while Wallice goes down on her. After going down on Savannah a while, the tables turn and Savannah gets on her knees and starts to blow Wallice. She does so with slow, simple strokes, and it’s really mechanical. I haven’t seen a lot of Savannah’s scenes where she really gets into the action, but as far as a marketable talent, she definitely has the look and overall sex appeal to be a huge star. Her lipstick starts to get smeared here, and Wallice is hard faster than in his previous scene. The music here is a pseudo alternative rock track, and fits the motif quite well. The camera angles suck here, the lighting has a lot of shadows and at some point you can’t even see what is going on. The music changes upon insertion and goes to a techno beat with a lot of bass and random keyboard noises. Wallice drops in on Savannah that is wet, but she doesn’t get too loud. She moans a little, and perhaps she finally gets into the course of the sex. The two only go through one major positions and Wallice eventually cums on her pubic mound and that’s it. They barely kiss here, and it’s really just a paint by numbers mechanical sex scene, a real disappointment if you ask me. The two end their sex romp with a couple of cigarettes and that’s the end of the film.

I give “Savannah’s Last Stand” a 2 out of 5.


This was not what I expected. I figured there would be more focus on Savannah. The best scene for me was the Heather Hunter scene, but other than that, this wasn’t that great. The final scene for Vivid from Savannah was mechanical, and the whole movie is just not that great. However, if you’re a collector, or you love Savanah, you might love this one. I’m not that big of a fan, mind you, but she’s interesting enough to watch again in the near future.

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Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Blonde Forces (1991) Review

Blonde Forces (1991) VHS Cover 
The New Year is here, and today we are going to go back to 1991 for a review of the movie “Blonde Forces”. This movie stars Carolyn Monroe, Mike Horner, Savannah, Peter North, Holly Ryder, and Joey Murphy among others. The movie is one that immediately looks low budget, and you can tell that it was meant for VHS and not the silver screen. It’s not a gonzo movie for that matter, as there is a short introduction with a story, but that’s only a minute, because the movie gest right to the sex within 5 minutes of time. That being said, let’s get into this movie, again, “Blonde Forces” from 1991.

The opening scene features Mike Horner helping Carolyn Monroe break into her apartment, because she is locked out. He has a bucket of chicken, a 1980s mustache, and Monroe is a California blonde, with small breasts, and a slim body. She invites Horner in to her home, and then asks him if he’d like to have sex, and well, he obliges, and the two start on the couch. The set is hilarious, with a 1980s look and feel, flowery pattern, and the rest is pretty much what you’d expect. There’s music that plays here, but for the most part, it’s the sounds of the two having sex. It starts a little slow, and you can almost sense Carolyn Monroe having cold hands as she starts to blow Horner. She then gets him going, and the two position themselves for a quick sexual romp. Horner seemed to have a hard time getting it up at some point, as he’s not a huge guy, and while Monroe gets it up after a while, it’s obvious that there’s chemistry issues between the two. After about 10 or so minutes, Horner gives Monroe oral, the music gets turned up, no condom is present, and the two start working out their sexual frustrations with each other. That lack of chemistry diminishes, and the two seem to work well together, going through the motions and positions on a couch. Horner eventually finishes on Monroe’s back, but the camera doesn’t capture that. Horner finishes and then gets thrown out of the house, as Monroe’s lover has returned, and that’s the end of the first scene. Less than 20 minutes into the sex, this movie is a bit boring, but hey, not all of them are going to be epic, I’m sure.

Horner jumps into an open apartment window, and there’s Savannah. Savannah wants him, and Horner has to decline. Meanwhile, Peter North is in the hallway of the apartment complex, and well, he is looking for Sabrina, and well he runs into Savannah. Savannah really wants some, so Peter North decides to give her some action.

If you’re a fan of Savannah, then you’ll no doubt want to see this scene. She blows Peter North after he comes through the door, and it’s not half bad. North gets hard fast, the ultimate professional, and Savannah’s bangs and blonde hair are perfectly in place, as she goes to town on North. There’s a hint of 1990s 16 bit music underneath the scene, but mostly, you hear North and Savannah’s movements, kissing, and overall noise from the bed. The set is well lit, a bedroom from the 1990s, and nothing too complex or anything that is going to take away from the action. The duo go through multiple positions, and it is evident that North is more into it than Savannah. I’m not sure if Savannah ever had a scene where she was all in, but here she seems to be a little reluctant at around the 34 minute mark. However, seems to start enjoying it a little more as North goes deep into her, and just keeps going with a rhythm that you may have seen him work with in the past. Savannah keeps her heels on, which is sexy, and the two just get through a working scene together with Savannah announcing that she’s going to cum at around 34 minutes and 50 seconds. The director’s a bit clumsy, so you don’t see a lot of the penetration, but rather the bumping and grinding. You also nearly miss the money shot as Peter finishes on Savannah’s stomach. It’s not a great scene, and the director really should’ve backed up a little to see more of the action in the frame, but that’s just my two cents.

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Moving forward, we get a scene with another blonde, this time it’s Valhalla and Joey Murphy going through the sexual motions. Murphy is on his bed when Valhalla comes through the window. He’s dressed like a genie, and he blindfolds Vahalla before starting to give her oral. She then blows him, and then the two start to go through multiple positions, back and forth, with a soundtrack that is lower than her moaning. It’s a jazzy guitar riff, I think, but Valhalla’s moaning is mostly what you hear. Joey Murphy is a long haired dude with a strong sex drive, and doesn’t seem to have any problem thrusting fast, and hard with his partner here. Valhalla is a blonde, tan, skinny woman, and Murphy has some serious abs, and is built. The two go through the motions of sex, and it’s not half bad here. The two have some good chemistry together, and the director actually shows you more of the penetration here. Murphy’s hippy genie garb is funny to look at, and he makes it a comedic element at around the 51 minute mark, as the two go forward with doggy style for a good portion of the sex. Murphy eventually cums on Valhalla’s butt and that’s the end.

Moving forward, it’s time for the lesbian scene. Carolyn Monroe and Savannah meet at Mike Horner’s apartment and the two start to go through their own little sexual romp. There’s piano music accenting the moaning of this scene, with the two women exchanging oral, using their fingers and that’s about it. If you’re a fan of lesbian scenes, then you get two blondes going at it, here. It’s not bad, but it’s not the most sensual and chemistry filled scene. It’s decent, but the piano music interested me more in this scene than the actual sex. The lighting is off in this one, and the camera keeps moving, which makes it tough to really watch. It’s ok at best.

After the lesbian scene, we get one more scene, and it’s got a lot of chemistry. This scene is one of the best scenes I’ve seen in a while, and it’s Mike Horner and Holly Ryder going at it. Ryder gets wet from the near start of the scene, and Horner kisses her inner thighs a lot, and she gets about as wet as you can get without lube. I was actually surprised by how wet Ryder was, because this is usually not the case for porn sometimes, and well Horner was doing well. Ryder was not shaved, she’s a dirty blonde with curly hair, and Horner for some reason turned her on in this one a lot more than the other scenes, and it’s interesting to see watch. The synth 1980s music gets turned down a bit as you hear Ryder moaning for dear life and really getting into everything Horner throws at her. There’s a bit more foreplay from Horner to Ryder, before he finally puts his penis in her, and thet wo really work through the motions with Ryder nearly screaming at one point. It’s a fast paced sex scene, and it’s chemistry filled, sensual, and hot. The two don’t go through that many positions, but it’s so hard, and Ryder’s so wet that you can’t ignore how good this scene is. The director keeps you in the action too, noticing that the two have chemistry, and allowing them to just enjoy the process, rather than trying to direct the action or make the camera swivel. If you’re a fan of screaming, and loud sex, this isn’t half bad, and really does a good job of putting together a good sex scene. It ends with Horner cumming on Ryder’s stomach and that’s the end of the movie.

I give “Blonde Forces” a 2 out of 5.


One great scene doesn’t save the rest of the movie, although it can sometimes. Not this time, though. While I appreciate Savannah’s body of work, she didn’t seem that into it in this one, and was quiet throughout. Maybe it’s just this movie, I’m not sure. Other than that, there are a few moments where you really lose yourself, but the director has bad timing and editing. The final scene works well, and the two really have something together, making it easy to watch, and finish if you’re trying to get off to this movie.

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Saturday, November 11, 2017

Forever (1990) Review

Forever (1990) DVD Cover 
Let’s venture back to the year 1990. That’s right, we are going back to 1990, and see a movie that was meant to go straight to VHS as the production quality is not that grand. I have no idea how I came across this one, but point is that I got it, and it’s not half bad. The movie has a simple premise, a couple are waiting for marriage but can’t wait, so they start to just go for it. While there’s a story, this gets right into the action within 2 minutes of the opening credits, and away we go! I never saw this one, so I went into this fresh, and well, I was pleasantly surprised initially. Let’s discuss “Forever” from 1990, a classic porno featuring Randy West, Tom Byron, Savannah, Stephanie Page, Cal Jammer, Joey Silvera, Heather Hart, an Trixey Tyler. These are familiar faces, with a few new women, overall. The turn of the 90s really shows in the wardrobe, and well the production, which I will get to as we move forward.

The first thing that you’re going to notice is how pretty Stephanie Page is. I think she is very pretty, and this is the first time I’ve seen her in porno. She is coupled with Randy West, and he has the curliest mop of hair. He’s still in his relative prime, if you ask me, as he puts on a show with Page. The two really have a lot of chemistry, and Page gets really wet, and starts to moan like crazy with West’s oral performance. This is perhaps one of the hottest scenes that I’ve personally reviewed in a long time. The music is distracting though, as it is a 1980s pop rock and jazz fusion that just doesn’t seem to fit the scene if you ask me. Page’s short brown hair, and large breasts are intriguing here, and West truly gives more than a mechanical performance here. There’s no condom in sight, and everyone’s shaved, marking the 1990s era scene. The scene goes about 8 or so minutes, and then West cums on Page’s pubic region. That’s it. The two starts dialogue that states that they are going to be married forever, which prompts the title of the movie to come through. And away we go with the credits, and another 1980s infused jazz track.

The movie goes forward with couples counseling. Randy West and Stephanie Page are in a therapist’s office and they just talk at first. This forwards the plot. The acting isn’t half bad, mind you, but it certainly brings forward the plot for those that like to have a little plot with their porno. I liked this aspect of the movie. It gives a little bit of weight to the overall story. Page tells the therapist that she has these wild fantasies, and that she watches others in them. This leads to a sex scene with a super veteran, Tom Byron! He has his long hair, and doesn’t have a beard yet, going for the 1990s rocker look that would transition into full blown grunge artist look by the mid 1990s.

Tom Byron and Savannah have sex in this scene, and if you have never seen a Savannah sex scene, well here’s your first look. If you don’t know about Savannah’s story, and the tragedy that befell her, you may want to read a bit into it. It’s really tragic. This scene isn’t half bad, with the exception of the terrible music that is given way too much fidelity over the moaning and the actual sex. There’s a bit of artistic liberty with the visuals, which you’ll have to see to really understand, with contrasts, colors, and transitions. Byron here works well with Savannah, but there seems to be a bit of a mechanical push towards the center of the scene. Yes, this looks ok on paper, but in practice, you’ll notice that the two don’t necessarily have a lot of chemistry, making it a little bit of a boring scene compared to the opener. Savannah has a unique, pretty look, and her blonde hair and style really attracted a lot of people to the early 1990s porn scene, I’m sure. I’m not sure what the big deal with Savannah was, her performance and Tom Byron’s work here is somewhat “normal” and nothing too crazy. He cums on her chest, and that’s about it. This just seemed routine in some ways, and while it is functional, it’s not nearly as hot as you’d expect, especially after that initial opening that had a lot of chemistry between the performers.

Up next, Randy West is on the therapist couch and he says that Page has been cheating on him and even had a threesome at the house. That leads to the next sex scene, and it’s a fourway, and features Tom Byron, Cal Jammer, and Stephanie Page, on a couch.

This next scene is just a standard foursome, with Page servicing everyone, and moments where some of the guys aren’t even hard. It’s kind of awkward, now that I think of it. The music isn’t half bad here, though. Tom Byron leaves a basketball jersey on, and he is the first to cum, cumming on Page’s butt, but then the scene transitions, and he gets blown next, while the other guys have a turn with Page. The music actually works here, it almost sounds like something that you’d here from the 16-bit era of video games, believe it or not. I swear it was like listening to the soundtrack of Toe Jam and Earl. This scene is workable, as page seems to enjoy the process, while the guys are just auxiliary pieces to her overall look. I couldn’t help but notice that at some points though, the men weren’t hard, jacking playdough, but eventually there were money shots, one of which was on her face. Not a bad scene, but it’s a quick one, etc.

Back to the therapist couch, Page talks about how Randy West cheating. It’s a threesome, and it gets into the action quick.

Heather Hart, Trixie Tyler, and Randy West are on a bed, and things heat up quite quickly. This isn’t a terrible scene, and once again the music saves the day. It’s a jazzy, 16-bit era type of musical number that makes me laugh and smile at the same time. The sex here is rudimentary, with Randy West throwing down another good performance as he’s known for being adequate without being a huge guy. He does well here, and the women give each other oral. They seem to all be enjoying it, but it’s not the best scene in the world, mind you. It’s adequate, It’s just over the mechanical line, as there’s some chemistry, but then there are moments where it just seems to be “average” at best. West does well here, and it sure seems that the women try to get into it, but really aren’t that “bisexual” and it shows. Randy West eventually finishes on one of the ladies pubic hair, and that’s it. This was interesting in that West goes with a brunette and blonde, which was great. Not a bad scene, but not a great one either. It’s “functional” scene at best.

Back to the therapist couch, West discusses what’s going on in the home, and he discusses what is going on and how he found out that his wife was cheating. He even discusses that the pool was emptied, and he jumped in and nearly broke his face off. Hilarious little scene, if you ask me. This moves the plot along, and we’re about 40 minutes into the movie, which isn’t terrible, which allows the movie to fly off.

Moving the plot along we see Randy West and Stephanie Page talking. The two talk and eventually it leads to a scene with Savannah and Page having sex. The two have a toy, and they just go through your normal expectations of early 1990s lesbian sex scenes. It’s not bad, and the music this time around is quite good again. It’s an instrumental track that has a jazzy feel, with a nice touch of electric drums. I was more distracted by the music than the actual sex here, which is not a good sign. Page seems to dig this scene, and Savannah does well too, so if you like their looks, you’ll love to see them perform oral, moan, and squirm with delight. Page is an intriguing woman, and at this point it’s hard not to fall for her a little.

After this scene, we get one more, and it features Trixie Tyler and Joey Silvera. Yes, the legendary Silvera! He’s got the mustache, and a lean body here, and he’s not half bad. Trixie here is a blonde cute girl, but looks as though she’s been around the scene for some time. Silvera isn’t pot bellied yet, and he does well here, putting on his normal showcase of moves, and sounds. The two have a bit of chemistry, mind you, so the sex isn’t sterile, and the two seem to genuinely work well in this capacity. Trixie is not completely shaved, and Joey still has some pubic hair. Trixie’s pearl necklace and garter belt add to the scene, and the rest is just a traditional sex scene, with another jazzy tune. The two go through multiple positions eventually ending with Trixie blowing Silvera and that’s it. The end of the sex, and it’s not half bad. Trixie still has that “1980s” hair spray look to her, which is a bit of a turn on for those of us that grew up in the 1980s. But doesn’t exactly have killer looks, but good technique.

That’s the last of the sex scenes. The movie ends with West and Page on the therapist’s couch, discussing their marriage. They then hug it out, and that’s the end.

I give “Forever” a 3 out of 5.


There are some good points of this movie, and Stephanie Page really rocks her performance. Silvera’s ender is good, and Randy West throws in a good performance too. The music isn’t terrible, and the movie goes through some alright moments, but it’s far from perfect, as you’d expect.

You can purchase “Forever” from various sources, and go back to the year 1990 to see this porno flick with a few good scenes, and only about 1 hour and 8 minutes of run time.


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