The Many Faces of PJ Sparxx (1995) Review

The Many Faces of PJ Sparxx (1995) DVD Cover

Today we are going back to the 1990s. This time around we are going to be looking at a movie from Wicked Pictures and directed by Fred Lincoln. I have no doubt that this was one of the many movies that I saw on the Spice Network, when I was a teenager. The movie is from 1995, and it features a cast of performers you may know very well. The cast includes, Stephanie Swift, Vince Vouyer, PJ Sparxx, Colt Steel, Anna Malle, Hank Armstrong, Roxanne Hall, John Decker, Tyler Sweet, and Ruby. These are main players in the world of adult cinema at the time, and if you are familiar with 1990s porno, then you know these people already. This movie was released in 1995, and was distributed by Wicked Pictures, and the production value shows that from the starting line, only to get moving forward to a movie that has 5 scenes. So let’s go to the 1990s and see how this all plays out, in the movie, “The Many Faces of PJ Sparxx”.

The movie starts with a party scene, and in this scene we see Vince Vouyer dancing a bit. He is a stripper, and at the 5 minute mark, we realize that this is a porno, because he takes his underwear down, and Stephanie Swift is there to service him.

Stephanie Swift begins the scene with a blow job on Vince Vouyer, and her technique is grand. The brunette star has changed in recent years, as she’s now an advocate against sex abuse, and porn, but here she is performing at her prime with Vouyer in a toned, shaven state. The music is a classical mix of new wave jazz, and bass sounds. The set is a warehouse somewhere in porn valley, and honestly, it’s like any other den or living room scene, with a light colored couch, made of leather, and lighting that hides the boom mic here and there. The lighting is fine, the overall sequence is good, and if you’re a fan of Swift, you’ll love the length of her blow job for this sex starting point. A condom gets put on, and we see Swift start with cowgirl, facing Vouyer directly on the couch, and bouncing slowly until she starts to moan. There’s a good editing quality here, as the camera moves through various angles, all with a nice shadow of lighting from the perspective of where the director and cameras are. The two go through different positions, but eventually Vouyer can’t hold on, takes off the condom, and cums on Swift’s face. It goes up her nose at one point, and she stays in the scene, eyes closed, and that’s it. She blows him upside down at one point, and that makes this a stellar opener, even if the keyboard and guitar work takes me out of the show.

The movie moves forward, and we see P.J Sparxx asleep on the same couch. In comes John Decker in a suit and tie. The movie then goes forward to set up a simple plot, where Decker is not satisfied with his sex life. He talks to a girl, then we are taken to a bedroom set, very much a standard set that I’ve seen from Wicked Pictures. PJ Sparxx is in latex now, and talks to Armstrong about getting kinky. John Decker says, no. So then she goes to the kitchen and starts to write a letter to someone she wants, of course, not John Decker. This is a kitchen set, and it looks semi-real here, so maybe it’s not just a warehouse somewhere. She seems an envelope and sends it away, and that’s that.

After some time we see Sparxx in an office, and in walks Colt Steel. She says that she wants some action, and throws herself at Steel. He obliges, and starts to undress. This is in an office, and we see PJ Sparxx full body here. She’s thin, has large breasts, is blonde, and tan. She has a great body for the 1990s porn world, and Steel is cut out of, well, steel. He looks like he should be on the cover of a romance novel. Sparxx opens up her blouse to reveal her large breasts and steel immediately goes to sucking on them, and we venture into foreplay. The music here is all bass and some jazz notes, but mostly synth and bass heavy moments of jazz. Sparxx starts things off with a blow job, before Steel gets to give her oral. She’s shaven for the most part, with a slight amount of hair on her pubic mound, and the show continues with some nice oral close ups. The sex is tame, all things considered. Sparxx has black heels on, and she’s really loud during this one, as Steel goes through the motions of protected sex while she masturbates at the same time. She has such a loud, high pitched moan that it becomes a little annoying. Steel is concentrating, not passionate, robotic, and the lighting here throws a lot of shadows into the mix. There’s minimal passion here, and a little less chemistry between the two. Sparxx is glassy eyed at the 30 minute mark, and it just seems forced at times, almost like when hiring an escort and it’s just not that grand. She bends over at one point, and they go doggy style for a minute or two before Steel has to cum and lets go on her butt. Visually this is an ok scene, but it lacks the passion that the first scene had, so it is a diminished scene. Plus, Steel is more muscle than penis, so if you’re expect a hung guy, he’s not that big. At least not in comparison to his muscles, so there’s that.

The scene ends, and we are taken back to the house where we see Sparxx in a wig just talking, and what not. There’s a little bit of attention given to the scene, with talking, and then we are taken to another set. This time it’s a living room, and there’s a studio light in the left hand corner in full view! Oh man, there’s also a gear bag left under the foyer, and you see a full display of lighting left to be seen. Now, while Anna Malle is in one area, we see PJ Sparxx making a salad, and then a door bell that keeps ringing and ringing. Anna Malle is a hot woman, by the way, she passed away due to an auto accident from what I heard. But she’s tan, has large breasts, and is quite hot. I’ve always liked her enthusiasm, and in this one, she opens the door, and in comes Hank Armstrong to kiss her and the two passionately begin. All the while Pj Sparxx is making a salad, then she walks in on the two, and just looks on, with a smirk.

Anna Malle takes her panties off with the help from Hank Armstrong, then gets fingered to start the scene. She has her signature tan lines, and mostly shaved pubic region, and the two begin against a wall. The rock music in this scene is horrible, and takes me out of the scene right away. The light is hilarious on the left, and it casts some serious shadows where it shouldn’t be. The living room has a floral couch, white walls, and Armstrong goes down to oral right away. I should note that Anna Malle has her own panties in her mouth as she moans at what Armstrong is doing, although very calculated, and somewhat robotic. She eventually gets on her knees and blows Armstrong, and it’s the best one I’ve seen in a while. Anna Malle always seemed to enjoy this sort of thing, and she’s been in documentaries saying such things. There’s no condom here, and Anna Mall goes for doggy style on a floral couch, and she doesn’t seem to be enjoying it that much. She says a few dirty things, and Armstrong does his job, but it’s pretty much a robotic sexual transaction. It is also blown out with light, and the two just don’t seem to connect like I would expect. The director probably fell asleep at one point. Towards the 45 minute mark, we see anal start, and if you look at Anna Malle’s eyes and her direction she is looking for cues from the director, and it’s awful. It’s the most robotic sex scene I’ve seen in a long time. These two have no chemistry, and it’s just purely sexual. After some anal, Armstrong cums on Malle’s butt, then goes back into her, and she talks nasty, but geez, she’s not enthused here, and it truly is nothing short of transactional, like an escort, even with the final kisses. This is perhaps one of the worst modern sex scenes I’ve seen in terms of passion or lack of it.

We move along. We see John Decker hanging out in a bedroom and Roxanne Hall is dancing. Decker watches Hall undress, and she’s a somewhat tall, skinny, all natural young woman. Decker is in his underwear and in a bedroom set. He talks about how he got fired because his wife cheated with his boss, Roxanne Hall plays an escort, and wants to help Decker relax a little. So she begins with a blow job. Roxanne Hall gets oral John Decker, in a random bedroom, with green comforters and shadows all around as the lighting is coming from various sources. The shadows here are tough. At around 55 minutes, the two do 69, which is always a cool little spot, and the two seem to go through the motions in this scene. At the 58 minute mark, we go straight for anal, and there’s no condom. If you’re a fan of anal, you’ll like this one, as at one point Hall even screams, “John”, which is the actor’s real name. As for Decker, he does adequately here, hard, and penetrating anal, with some lube, and no condom. It’s only anal here, nothing big, and eventually Hall gets a facial, and that’s it. This is a good scene, with bad music, and interesting lighting, but Decker seems to have to hold onto his erection with his hand, and eventually just cums on Hall’s face, and mouth and that’s that. It’s ok, at best.

The final scene features three women on a hammock. They have toys, it’s got an upbeat jazzy tune, and it features PJ Sparxx, Tyler Sweet, and Ruby. This has natural light, and lots of it, as they are outdoors, and it is mostly just oral and toys. Nothing big here, just two blondes and a redhead. It’s perhaps one of the more boring scenes as the sound design takes a major dip here, and you barely here the moaning. The music is put on blast here, and the women seem ok with what they are doing, and seem to moan a bit, with toys etc. It’s a lengthy threeway lesbian scene, but it’s far from “great”. The scene ends with Decker walking in on the threesome, and shaking his head.

I give “The Many Faces of PJ Sparxx” a 2 out of 5.

One great scene doesn’t make for a stellar porno, and that’s all you really get for this one if you ask me. Now, as I always say, I’m just one man with one opinion. If you’re a fan of Sparxx, then you may love this one, and of course, if you’re a fan of Stephanie Swift, you’ll love the opening sequences. She does well in it.

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Mysteria (1995) Review

Mysteria (1995) DVD Cover 

As this New Year comes through I’m back at the desk reviewing pornographic material, because that’s what we don on this website. Today, we venture back to a movie that was filmed for video, and it shows. It’s a movie that stars Houston, P.J. Sparxx, Tom Byron, Dick Nasty, Nick East, Alec Metro, and Keisha. It’s directed by Charles Rothstein, and it’s an interesting little film from 1995. It starts with a narration abut how the city of Los Angeles is a dangerous place, and that some nights, things go awry. The narrator talks about how he’s a Private Detective, and he is just waiting for someone to come through and get him paid. The narration is terrible, but hey, that’s what you get when you are watching porno. “Mysteria” is the name of this movie, and it starts with the private eye meeting our seductress, a hot blonde haired woman, who they call Mysteria.

The movie starts to work through the motions of a plot. Mysteria shows up and talks to the detective, and after she leaves, he puts a video into the VCR, if you remember what those are. He turns on a video and it’s a porno that features Houston and P.J. Sparxx kissing and groping. That is our first scene.

P.J. Sparxx and Houston start to kiss and go through the motions of lesbian sex. The music is your average 16-bit sounding synth, bass, and slight guitar elements. It’s nothing too crazy, honestly, and it’s just average. Houston has her hair braided, giving her a tropical look, and Sparxx has dirty blonde hair, and seems more into this than Houston. The two go through the motions of kissing, licking, and moaning, and if you’re a lesbian scene fan, you’re going to like how sensual this scene gets. It wasn’t that bad, but isn’t amazing, either.

We cut to the detective, and there’s narration. The narrator questions whether or not Mysteria is telling him the truth, and he pulls up a folder, and he says that things are getting strange. He states that he’d watch the moon. The scene fades to black, and then we are laced inside a studio.

Inside the actor’s studio, it’s Keisha getting sultry and playing for the camera. In comes our detective and starts asking Tom Byron some questions. Byron has long hair, and his facial hair, the rocker phase he was sporting in the mid 1990s. The detective leaves and our next sex scene starts.

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This sex scene is filmed in an adult video studio, with a white backdrop, and features Keisha and Tom Byron. Keisha has long curly hair, and large breasts, and Tom Byron is all grown up, still in the industry from the 1980s forward. He’s all pierced here, and he is serviced quite well. There’s a jazzy, flute tune in the background, as Keisha blows Byron and causes him to squirm a few times. Perhaps she uses teeth? I don’t know. The scene is quite mild to start, and it looks as though Byron almost cums at the 23 minute more, but some how maintains his focus. He eventually gives oral, and then goes to the sex. The two don’t have that much chemistry together, and you don’t see Byron put on a condom to have sex here. The two go through a few positions, Keisha moans a little, and Byron just seems to close his eyes after insertion and moves forward. The two just don’t seem to be loving this, but they are professionals so they work through the motions, and get through the scene. Keisha is not shaved, Byron is completely shaved, the music intensifies a little, but the majority of the camera shows Byron’s condom clad penis going in and out of Keisha as she uses her hands to stimulate herself. Byron gets a little sweaty, and just continues to work through the motions of sex for a short while before the two switch to Russian style, and then he cums on Keisha right after the music cuts out. The money shot is on Keisha’s face and that’s it, nothing crazy. It was a lackluster scene, but these are professionals so they got it done, it’s just not that erotic if you ask me.

The movie continues, and we see a couple of guys talking. Then our detective comes through and asks a few questions. He wants to know about Mysteria and where she may be. They try to kick him out, and eventually he is asked to help the guys make a porno, and he accepts. He becomes the camera guy, and we get into our next scene.

With the detective on the camera, the scene turns into Valeria, Dick Nasty and Vince Vouyer having sex in a three some that has a bit of chemistry. So much so that Dick Nasty starts sweating early and Valeria is extremely wet before any sex goes down. She’s quivering and shaking and screaming at one point, while Vince Voyeur can’t seem to get an erection at one point. He struggles to get it up, and it’s evident he’s having problems in the scene, so the camera focuses on Valeria and Nasty using their hands to get her to orgasm, and it’s quite the scene. It’s the best part of this movie up to this point. Valeria is a tall, blonde that looks good with her clothes off, and has real breasts. I can’t unsee Vince Vouyer’s flaccid penis though, as he’s not hard during Nasty and Valeria going to town with their hands, getting a real orgasm out of this. It’s really good, and makes this movie worth checking out just to see that sequence and hear her moaning and screaming at one point. This changes at the 40 minute or so mark, as Voyeur finally gets up, and when he does, he’s big, and Valeria sucks him off while I assume Dick Nasty continues to use his hands and mouth to get her to continue to be wet. It becomes apparent that Dick Nasty and Valeria have a lot of chemistry together when he gets first turn on the sex, and the two go into doggy style, while Vince Voyeur gets sucked off. No more erection problems here, and the sex scene turns into quite the romp. There’s no condoms here, and Valeria cums a few times, and it’s very evident this is not faked. It’s a gem to see these things happen in porn, as it’s rare. Voyeur gets a turn having sex with Valeria as she turns her attention to Dick Nasty for a blow job, and while Vince is fast, hard, and gets sweaty, our blonde haired actress doesn’t seem to be as excited. Voyeur eventually takes his penis out, and Dick Nasty comes back for an anal section of this long scene. This is one of the best scenes I’ve ever seen, and it’s because of the chemistry between two of the three members here. Eventually we get a money shot on Valeria’s pubic hair, and that’s the end. This is one hell of a scene folks, and it perhaps gets an award. This scene is one of the best sex scenes in porno ever. Mysteria “Scene 3” featuring Valeria, Dick Nasty, and Vince Voyeur, golden porno of epic proportions!

Dallas D’Amour and Nick East churn out a scene up next. I’ve seen Nick East somewhere before, but I can’t seem to picture him during this video. Dallas has a pierced vagina lip, and Nick gives her oral, making her somewhat wet. She’s not completely shaved, but has a nice trail. She’s a brown skinned, black haired, woman, and looks Latina, with fake breasts, and the two have sex in a bar. The scene is a slow burn, going forward with D’Amour moaning a lot from foreplay before the two engage in a strong sexual experience. Dallas D’Amour is very theatric, moaning a great deal, while the synth jazzy music plays underneath. Nick East does well here, going all out, no condom, and just going through the motions of hot sex. It’s a great little scene, and at some angles Dallas D’Amour looks like Melina from the WWE. If you wanted to see a Melina sex tape from WWE, here is a scene for you. Fans of anal will like the second half of this scene, where Nick East slips it into D’Amour’s butt until he cums all over it. The two really seem to have a passion for the scene towards the end, but it is a slow burning one, so you’ll need to wait a little before the action really gets going.

As we move past the sex, we get the detective at a bar asking questions. Nick East tells him the whole story, and that leads to a sexual three way with Houston, Dallas D’Amour and Alec Metro. Alec Metro is famous for me, because he was having sex with Stacy Valentine and she was complaining that there were ants on the ground during the shoot. So she got a broom and started to clean up in the middle of their sexual romp by a pool. That was funny. Anyways, this is a standard three way sex scene. There are no condoms here, Houston gets worked over by Metro, and D’Amour is in the mix too. They have sex in a pink room, with pink walls, pink bed spread, and it’s not a terrible scene. The editing is a bit off, one minute Houston is on her back, the next D’Amour is in doggy style, and overall this is a good sequence of sex with Alec Metro doing his pro job. He has a lot more chemistry with D’Amour than with Houston in this one, and it is evident. It’s an interesting scene, with a lot of focus on D’Amour close up. She’s more shaved here than when she was in the bar, mind you. After some back and forth, Metro finishes on D’Amour’s back, and that’s the end of the sex. Houston wasn’t getting too much sex here, which was interesting, although she was in the scene.

After the sex is done, we are back to narration with Alec Metro talking about the detective business. He just talks and that’s it. Nothing crazy. The detective quits his job, though, and is now a bouncer at the bar, and that’s it. The end of the movie, with overhead views of Los Angeles, a jazzy synth soundtrack, and the end. Not a terrible movie, not a great one, and that’s the end.

I give “Mysteria” a 3 out of 5.

The 3 goes all for the second scene, where Valeria really turned me on. I almost had to stop the review to rub one out, it was that good. Other than that, this movie suffers from a lack of chemistry between the stars, a slow starting line, and well, an over acted finish in the end. I’m not a big fan. Houston’s other work may be fine, but here, it’s not great. The movie is marginally good, and well, it’s not gonzo, but it’s not great either.

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