Backside To The Future 2 (1987) Review

Backside To The Future 2 (1987) Poster

Guess what? For this movie we are going back to another sequel. This time around we are going to be going to the year 1987 for a sequel to the movie that I reviewed a while ago called “Backside To The Future”. This of course was a movie that was done by the Zane Group, directed by Val Rosen, and released after the initial one, and while that had nothing to do with the movie “Back To The Future”, this one tries a little harder. Even though this was in 1987, but it doesn’t look like it was played in movie theaters, at least not from the film grain here. It seems like it was filmed on VHS. This comes through fast, with sex up first, right after the credits begin.

The opening scene features a blonde and random dude. They discuss how she can only cum when having sex in a car, and that means that we’re going to straight into the action. The 1980s jazzy music starts and you get a fully realized porn, with cameras inside the car. There’s a lot of chemistry in this one, and by that I mean a lot. I kid you not, this is perhaps the most entertaining and hardcore scene I’ve seen in a long time. The two here have so much chemistry that it is quite good, but here’s the thing, it doesn’t show that much hardcore penetration or anything. It kind of ends in about 5 minutes, and that’s it.

Moving along, the film shows off the DeLorean from the classic 1980s movie. The two couple from the beginning start to get in the car and drive, but it takes them into a new world, a time traveling one!

As the two are going through time, we get a blow job scene featuring Kim Alexis and Don Fernando. This is just a blow job scene, and it’s short, while you get a glimpse of our opening scene’s couple spliced in. The blow job is dirty, and it’s short lived, moving forward to the future, in which we see Joey Silvera and Samantha strong in a futuristic world.

Now, while you’re getting Silvera and Strong having sex in another time frame, the camera cuts back to Kim Alexis and Don Fernando. The blow job turns into full blown sex, and the two are hairy, and all natural. They have sex on a couch, and while it’s workable, they don’t have a lot of chemistry compared to the initial opening scene. The music good though, with a funk bass line and interesting keyboard rhythms to balance out the scene which has lackluster performances for the two. Alexis looks like the girl next door, while Don Fernando looks like a lawyer type. The two have casual sex, and it works, but it’s not very sexy if you ask me. Fernando eventually finishes on Alexis’ back during a guitar solo that is stellar.

That moves forward to the future in which Joey Silvera is having sex with Samantha Strong. Strong is a tall blonde and Silvera has that classic mustache that makes him hilarious to watch. You also see a future couple, whom I can only assume is Alica Monet and Buddy Love. All four of the people are having sex, with the camera focusing on Silvera most of all with a futuristic pair of sunglasses while he has sex. Buddy Love and Monet are good together, as he picks up the woman and goes to town. She’s dressed up with makeup that represents that they are in the future. This sequences is better than Silvera’s, although the camera cuts back and forth between the two. The music has a lot of horns in it, the women aren’t shaved, the men aren’t wearing condoms, and the set design is hilarious, with tin foil and carpeting. It’s a workable scene, but the shadows from the boom mic and director can be seen on the performers, which made me laugh a little. This is workable mind you, but far from sexy again. When the music is the most compelling part at times, you know you’re not watching a great porno. Eventually you get a money shot featuring Silvera as he cums on the blonde’s stomach.

As we move along in the movie, we see the couple thinking that they are in the 1970s. They just move along and talk to with the people that they are meeting, and the story continues, of course, in porno fashion.

Buddy Love and Kim Alexis steal the show at around 40 minutes into the movie. They have some good overall chemistry here, and Alexis is an all natural brunette with large breasts. Of all of the scenes this one truly is one for the ages, as they appear to have a lot of chemistry together. From the blow job sequence further, Alexis and Love really put on a showcase of sexual chemistry. This is an all natural scene, that makes you forget that you’re watching a vintage movie, as it looks like you’re watching a couple of long time lovers enjoy themselves together. While you’re watching this go down, the camera cuts away from the blow job sequence to the back of an old Cadillac. It features Samantha Strong and Don Fernando getting it on. The sex scene in the Cadillac doesn’t show a lot of penetration, it’s rated R and you’ve got a lot of obscured visuals, so you can’t really tell if it’s really going down or not. Meanwhile, you are taken to another scene, this time in a house, where a brunette and a dude are about to make love. According to IAFD this is a random “guy”, while others have stated it was Tom Byron.

The camera cuts back to Buddy Love and Kim Alexis, this Love goes forward with oral on Alexis. But that cuts to the back of a car again, and while this is a rated R scene, you can only imagine that they are doing it. Then the sequence cuts back to what I can only assume is in fact Tom Byron with Lisa Bright. They go at it in a bedroom, and it’s kind of sterile, focusing on the missionary position at first, but that changes the scene again, with the director going back to Buddy Love and Kim Alexis doing it again. This is a little better, with a lot of back and forth, then it switches to the bedroom again. This is a convoluted sexual movie, because there’s no clear defining line of what’s going on, who’s having sex with who, and the editing keeps getting you thrown back to another scene. It’s hard to keep track of names, who’s having sex with who, and the likes. At this point reviewing this becomes a little difficult to manage, but hey, if your goal is to get off, there’s plenty of retro sex to be had.

After this mix up of folks, you are thrown into an orgy scene with everyone in the cast. The music turns into a funky jazz piano tune with electric keyboard. The men and women just go at it on the floor, on a couch, and just move forward with what you’d expect. Here’s the most graphic of the scenes, with close ups of everything, moaning and groaning, hair, and all sorts of penetration. This is perhaps why the director chose to split the sequences throughout the movie? I don’t know. This is an orgy for the ages, but the camera work is awful, which makes me want to give up on the whole thing. It ends there, with the whole movie wrapping up into a funky beat of a movie.

I give “Backside To The Future” a 2 out of 5.

This is an awful movie, and a terrible sequel. I will say that Samantha Strong’s performances were fun to watch, but I am beginning to think that they didn’t really have sex but rather simulated sex in the cars. That’s where she shows off the best moves.

You can check out “Backside To the Future 2” via DVD or VHS, and can stream it of course. If you’re a collector, then you’ll want to watch this overall. If you can find it. I couldn't find another copy so I'll keep my VHS edition.

You can read my review of “Backside To The Future” here, and well, not sure what else to tell you about this one, it’s not worth it, but it’s an interesting look into the history of adult cinema yet again.