Video Tramp (1984) Review

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We go back into our time machine again and this time around we are going to be looking at a movie that was released into theaters and onto VHS and Beta Max from 1984. Going back in time to the 1980s is always fun, at least for me, as you get a glimpse of porno from the past. In this movie, "Video Tramp" we are taken back to the times when video stores were still around and it's one of my favorite time frames, as I love video stores. It's here that you're going to find the stars align for a Jack Genero directed film. The stars of this movie include Jessica Wylde, Tom Byron, Marc Wallice, Andrea Brittain, and of course Christy Canyon. So with that all in mind, let's get to the movie, in which we are taken to a video store.

At the video store, we see Christy Canyon as a video store clerk that recommends videos to different patrons. In the store at the opening of the movie is Tom Byron. He wants a movie for himself and his girlfriend, and picks up a John C. Holmes feature, as it is recommended by Canyon. The box is shown on the screen, and then we are taken to a bedroom where Byron is hanging out with this girlfriend. Within 3 minutes, the sex begins, and we are off to the races in this porno movie from 1984.

We are taken to a wooden clad bedroom. We see Tom Byron and Jessica Wylde in bed, and they start to kiss. Jessica Wylde is a brunette, and has a "hippy" look to her, as she's young, has medium sized natural breasts, full pubic hair, and extremely long hair. She is very feminine and looks amazing next to Tom Byron in this one. Byron of course looks young, because he is, and the two start with oral, as an acoustic song loops. The oral is good, with Byron going first, then Wylde giving Byron a blow job. It's here that we see Byron as "Dirk Diggler", if you ask me. and while the lighting, and the scene is straightforward, the music really is annoying. The sex starts with reverse cowgirl, and it's somewhat vanilla in nature. It's just straight forward, with a little moaning, and Byron going through his usual positions and speed framework that he has in his 20s. The set is not well lit, and Wylde is pretty, natural, and seems to be enjoying herself as the camera moves around a little bit. The music absolutely makes this scene suck, though, ugh, I'd rather not have music to be honest.Thetwo continue through different positions, and it's not a terrible scene. By the 13th minute, the music stops, and it is quite sexy, for a while, but Wylde seems to not be into it even though she moans a bit. Byron pulls out and cums onto Wylde's butt, and that's it.

We move along and we see Marc Wallice talking to Tom Byron. Wallice has lost his job and he is a but crestfallen, but tells Byron that a girl is coming and it's going to be better. That's when Christy Canyon approaches and the two guys convince her to come back to an apartment and have sex. The apartment has the same wooden walls as the other scene, only this time the trio go to a brown couch to start and have sex. Those that haven't seen Christy Canyon should know she has large breasts, long brown hair, is not shaved, and is an icon in porno. Tom Byron and Mar Wallice take turns giving oral to Christy, while a smooth jazz piece places, and she blows the two of them. The performance here is good, with Christy really getting into her role, and the guys just letting it flow with the movements that Christy gives them overall. The two take turns having sex with Christy, there's no double penetration, just doggy style, reverse doggy, and meanwhile she sucks off a guy. That's it. It's a modest scene, with simple progressions, and fans of Canyon's large breasts will delight. The music sucks, the lighting is ok, and the sex is formulaic, but Canyon steals the show with her unique body, and mannerisms. After some position changes, we finally get a money shot, and it shows Wallice cumming on Canyon's breasts, while Byron never really finishes.

We go back to the video store, and a recommendation is made.

The movie moves towards Jessica Wylde, and we see her watching a porno. She watches in the same bedroom from the first scene, and she just plays with her self for the camera while watching an old porno movie, and that's it.

The movie shifts gear again. This time giving us a new vision, with Andrea Brittian and Jessica Wylde. You've already seen Jessica Wylde, but here comes Andrea Brittain. She's a pretty looking woman, with short blonde hair, very much in the 1980s style, small breasts, light skinned pubic hair, and a calm demeanor. Wylde and Brittain start to kiss, and then go into oral, as the terrible music once again starts and loops. As far as lesbian sex scenes are concerned, this is one of the worst I've seen.

After the two women engage in sex, we are taken back to the video store. Christy Canyon and Marc Wallice lock up the store, and the two start to talk about selling more adult videos. Canyon asks Wallice to follow her, and the two end up in a backroom of the video store. It's there that the two start to talk. Christy Canyon has a blue dress on, and starts to ask Wallice to get physical, and the two start to make out a little. The music starts, and it's awful yet again. Whomever picked this music is terrible! I can't believe how awful the music is. The lighting is ok, there's a lot of shadow here, but the lighting is nicely placed, and the camera zooms in nicely through it. It's not a multiple camera thing, it's one main film camera, and the lighting leaves a bit to be desired, as the shadows are insane for this scene. The sex starts to work well enough, and it's not bad. Canyon does her thing, and Wallice is a sad sack at a few moments. He doesn't get hard at first, and then he tries to get himself hard for the sex, and eventually gets stiff enough. Canyon goes with reverse cowgirl to start, and it's good as the director decides to pull back the camera so you can see what is going on. The two continue to have sex in a backroom, and eventually Wallice finishes on the pubic hair of Canyon and that's it. It's an ok scene at best.

We go back to the video store, and this time it's Jessica Wylde talking to Christy Canyon. She wants a special video for her and her man. But Canyon tells her about the back room. The two decide to go back there, and start to make out, and then Canyon goes down on Wylde for a while. The lighting is better for this scene, and the camera stays in tight with what appears to be a fisheye lens at one point. If you like lesbian scenes, this is a good one, compared to the others in this movie. The set is ok, the floor is fine, the shadows are bad again, but the sex is adequate, and isn't too flashy, and naturally moves forward. The camera work is fine too, but the music once again horrible. As the scene continues, Tom Byron shows up, and starts to make out with Canyon as she sits on Wylde's face. Byron takes off his clothes, and starts have sex with Wylde, while Canyon guides the two, and that's it. Canyon rims Byron at one point, which is an interesting finish. Byron stays in one position mostly, and the sex is fine, Wylde seems to like the happenings, and eventually Byron cums on Wylde's butt, while Canyon plays with him a little, and that's that. The end of this movie.

I give "Video Tramp" a 2 out of 5.

Unles you're a big fan of Christy Canyon, I wouldn't recommend this movie. However, Christy Canyon fans, you'll love that she is in 3 scenes, and does get naked and has sex a lot, which is the point, right?

Lust In The Fast Lane (1984) Review

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Stepping back into our time machine we are going back to a controversial subject. We are going to be talking about a movie that came out in 1984. While in Japan, I was able to procure a copy of “Lust In The Fast Lane”, and after giving some time to the idea, I’ve decided to review it today. What’s the big deal about this movie? Well, it stars a lot of 1980s stars, including Traci Lords. Now, whether you want to argue with the fact that this movie was made at a certain time in Lords life, or if it’s illegal is up to you. We’ve reviewed LEGAL copies of these movies in the past, and since I purchased this in Japan, I purchased a LEGAL copy of this, and will be reviewing it as such. So let’s go back to 1984, and discuss “Lust In The Fast Lane”, which was later released and edited to not have Traci Lords in it. The stars of the original site included Ginger Lynn, Tom Byron, Crystal Breeze, Traci Lords, Eric Edwards, Peter North, Beverly Bliss, Crystal Breeze, Sheri St. Clair, Marc Wallice, and David Sanders. This was originally shown in porno movie theaters and the film grain is completely there, so you’ll note that it is made for theaters, and that includes the story, transitions, and film quality. If you are in Europe, or anywhere else where Traci Lord videos are legal to purchase, or you run into something online, then perhaps, you will want to know whether or not this movie is worth checking out for review or pleasure. The movie is directed by Adam, and it was released by Pink Visuals.

The first thing that comes through is that Tom Byron and Traci Lords are a couple. They want to go somewhere for the weekend. Byron says, let’s get into the car and just go somewhere. Lords says she doesn’t know where to go or where to stay, and well, Byron is all about going out, so the two leave their kitchen, get into a car, and venture off on the road. On the road, the car that they are in breaks down and they have to walk. They end up walking to a random house. In the house they see a random guy that is nude, and a woman in a swimsuit. The couple tell them that the nearest gas station is 15 miles away, and that they should stick around, and stay the night. Lords keeps saying that they don’t want to disturb anyone, and that’s fine. The couple have walked into a home that is very much a swingers house. Everyone is introduced, and they are instructed to just enjoy themselves, and that’s when things go forward with a little sexual encounter to start.

The camera fades and we are taken to doggy style sex and it’s Tom Byron and Ginger Lynn. There’s a deep bass guitar riff happening, and we see Byron getting it on with Lynn, meanwhile, we see a shift to see Crystal Breeze, Traci Lords and Eric Edwards having sex as well. So we see juxtaposition with both sex scenes going on at the same time. I hate how these things work, but I get it. This movie was meant for you to see it in theaters, therefore the sex is cut and edited to show two different scenarios, and they are both quite good overall, but it’s difficult to get a chub going as a result. However, it’s a steady focused sexual film with moaning, movement, sweat, and a rock instrumental. No one is shaved, no one is wearing condoms, and the set looks like some random house in the valley somewhere. There’s not much more that can be said about this, the juxtaposition sucks, going back and forth between sex partners is stupid, and I don’t like how that’s done in the 1980s. However, as far as the literal sex is concerned, it’s fun to see these starts of the past just do it, without having to complicate anything, and if you’re a fan of Traci Lords and Ginger Lynn, you’ll love this opening sex scene as things really work very well. We get two money shots and to the body, and that’s about it.

The sex stops and we see the couples sitting on an old couch. Things are just quiet, before we see the scene change. The scene changes to show Traci Lords and Ginger Lynn sitting on a bed. The lighting is a bit good, and the lens moves in to see the two women start to make out. Soft music starts to play, and it’s a very romantic start to a sexual romp between Traci Lords and Ginger Lynn. The two start to get into the sex, going with oral, scissoring, and getting close together. They move around a great deal and start to moan a bit, enjoying the process of sex, before we see a man join them. After a while of the two enjoying the process of lesbian sex, Peter North shows up, and he’s hard. The two kiss while Peter North masturbates until he cums on their faces. This is a very unique little sequence at around 23 minutes. North really goes hard here, and cums a lot on the two, it’s even done in slow motion to show off the art of the sexual element. There’s a little sexual component to this, at one point it looks as though Ginger Lynn gets doggy style but it’s not a long sex scene with North involved. Lords doesn’t get involved with the sex, other than getting oral.

We move next to a den and there’s Tom Byron and 3 women. The host says that the ladies will have a good idea as to what to do next, and that’s when they get nude. Beverly Bliss, Crystal Breeze, Shery St. Clair, and Tom Byron start to have sex here. It’s a four some that starts with Byron getting blown soft, and it appears to be a struggle for him to get hard even though he has 4 women on him. The women are all brunettes, all natural, curvy, and look a bit older. Byron looks so young here, and eventually he gets hard enough to have sex. It’s obvious that he’s not that into the women here, and while the music starts to get louder, the moaning comes through as well, and it’s interesting to see this scene. It’s a bit awkward, but eventually Byron gets into it, even though the women are over acting. Eventually, Byron gives a money shot and that’s the end.

The scene switches and we get a little interlude between Tracy Lords and Tom Byron before we are taken to another part of the house.

The next part of the house features Sheri St. Clair, David Sanders, Marc Wallice, and Peter North. Sheri St. Clair has large natural breasts, a thin frame, and way too much makeup to make her look a little younger than she is. She’s got a full bush, has long curly brunette hair, and it’s interesting to see her here. She gives the guys a blow job here, and they aren’t that hard. It’ funny to see the dudes struggling and eventually getting harder. Peter North especially is not hard, as St. Clair tries to put two penises in her mouth, and they are not that hard. It’s funny to compare size here. The rock music is good here. The men go forward with having sex, and the highlight here is a double penetration point. There’s a DP sequence while St. Clair blows another guy, and it’s not half bad. It’s rare to see DP in these movies, so it’s interesting to see this one, and there’s no condom of course. Eventually all the dudes cum and that’s the end.

We are taken to a patio where Traci Lords and Tom Byron talk, and like to stay a little longer. The two then move to the inside of the house, some romantic saxophone music plays, and we see a shift.

This time around we see Tom Byron and Traci Lords making out in a bubble bath. Lords reaches Byron and starts to blow him. He gets hard fast here, and you can tell that he’s into the process, and has chemistry with Lords. He’s done several scenes with Lords at the time of filming this movie, so it’s known that they are good together. There’s some reciprocating oral before Traci and Tom start to have sex. The sex stars, and you can see that Lords gets wet for Byron, and the two have sex on some tiles while the bubble bath starts to dissipate a little. This is a simple sex scene, doesn’t last too long and eventually gets Byron to cum on Lords’ backside and that’s it. This is a simple sex scene that doesn’t last too long, mind you, and then just ends.

After the sex, we are taken to a hallway where Tom says he needs to get going home, but the host says that there is one last activity that he should stay for, and that’s a group sex scene. Crystal Breeze, Ginger Lynn, Sheri St. Clair, Traci Lords, David Sanders, Eric Edwards, Marc Wallice, Peter North, and Tom Byron engage in an orgy to finish off this movie. I’ve seen plenty of porno movies and different stories that have come from them, and this ending sequence is not that titillating. There’s just too much going on here, and lots of camera switches with different focuses. You don’t really know who’s who here, until you start to get a few shots that pull away from the action. While this is functional, and I know that the people involved are having sex, and for the most part are enjoying the process of filming this scene, you can’t really get that focus that you need to get too excited. The camera is everywhere, doesn’t stick around with many of the couples, and just keeps going forward between everyone having sex. All of the sex ends, and we see Tom Byron say that he’s had enough sex.

After the sex ends, he gets bitten. Then smoke comes through the scene, and the men and women all say that he’s one of them now. They keep saying, “you’re one of us now”, and he’s scared, but he’s been bitten, and you find out that this has been a vampire ritual, and they all have fangs! What a twist ending! Tom Byron has been bitten and we see that he’s now a vampire too! That’s the end of this film, and wow, what a weird twist of fate.

I give “Lust In The Fast Lane” a 3 out of 5.

I would give this less of a score but that ending really got me, and it was interesting to see a porno movie with a twist ending like that. I haven’t witnessed a lot of twists and turns in porno quite like that. As for the sex, it’s ok, Traci Lords is fine in it, nothing special to remember, and the rest of the crew did ok as well. It’s kind of a short porno movie that really doesn’t pick up until the end where things really get wild. If you’re a huge fan of Lords, perhaps you’ll want to get this one, just not in the United States. Other than that, meh, I can’t say much more about this one.

Miss Passion (1984) Review

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Well, it was time to leave the 1990s and get back to the 1980s for another video that features some stars from the past. This time around we are going to 1984, and we are going to be reviewing a movie that was directed by Suze Randall. The movie was distributed by Vidco Entertainment, and stars a great deal of men and women that you may know about or may not know about. The stars of this movie include, Crystal Breeze, Peter North, Lisa De Leeuw, Howard Ziehm, Rachel Ashley, Craig Roberts, Ginger Lynn, Traci Lords, Rikki Blake, Craig Roberts, Steve Drake, Susan Hart, Paul Baressi, Steve Powers and Greg Rome. All of these people are involved in this one, and if you’re a fan of any of them, you may want to seek this out. I must say, before going forward with the review, that Traci Lords was in this movie, and I was able to garner a copy from Japan when visiting. In the United States, you may not be able to find this at the retail level, although ebay, and other platforms do sell this movie from used sources. New copies are extremely rare, unless you are going overseas and they have a lot of them.

The movie opens up with the director. She is hosting a show, and this show is about who is Miss Passion. The opening is funny, and it has an interesting premise and set. The set is a bed, on a stage with lots of lighting. We are introduced to the judges and it’s interesting to see how it all works out. This is like a real game show! It gets 1 star from me just for creativity, and good acting up front. But what about the rest of the movie? Well, here we go, let’s see how this all pans out, as it is a game show, in a porno movie, from 1984.

I must note that the bed in the center of the stage is a blow up mattress. I also must note that this is game show like rules with each performer having live sex for the judges.

The first major contestants start to kiss and make out a bit. The two are Peter North and Crystal Breeze. North has a difficult time getting too hard with Breeze’s first initial blow job but eventually gets there, and then goes into sex with her. Breeze is a tall brunette with medium size breasts, and moans loudly for North. North is in work mode here, there’s a lack of passion overall. The music is a trivial jazzy piece that sounds a lot like you would expect from a 1980s game show. Breeze’s moaning gets louder as the two engage in doggy style and it’s a good sequence of pushing at one point, but it’s obvious that the bed is not that grand. They get the job done, and the director stays with the action for the most part. They go through several positions while editing show Lisa De Leeuw and Howard Ziehm having sex on a couch as the judges. The sex goes for a while and in reverse cowgirl, Breeze and North finish up with a money shot on Breeze’s pubic region for the finish. Breeze is loud, but it was obvious that North was just phoning it in for the most part. Not sure why, but Breeze just didn’t do it for him or something. They give the two a 9.99 and we are back to the host.

They introduce a new woman and this time she is a tall, thin brunette with large natural breasts. She has good makeup, and n Egyptian style outfit. Out comes Craig Roberts to have sex with her. Craig Roberts and Rachel Ashley get on the blow up mattress and start to have sex immediately after a little oral from Ashley. This is a slow moving scene, with Ashley barely moaning at times. Here large breasts are nice to look at, and her frame is nice, but the two have this slow moving sexual chemistry that is just odd considering this is supposed to be a contest and porno at the same time. The music is turned down a little, and we see the action for the most part while Ashley wears a blue skirt. There’s a few positions here and there but eventually Craig Roberts cums by yelling and masturbating onto Ashley’s pubic hair and region. That’s the end. It’s a lackluster scene with minimal noise, moaning, and chemistry. They give the performance a 9.25.

We are introduced to two new women, and this time it’s Ginger Lynn and Traci Lords. This is not a terrible sequence of events, and the judges start to go at it while watching. Traci Lords and Ginger Lynn work well together here, slowly and passionately kissing and having oral sex. The music is terrible, but the sets are nice, and the two seemingly really enjoy what they are doing, going back and forth through the sex with relative ease. There’s not much to this scene, mind you, it’s a lot of touching, and fingering, and a little oral here and there, but it’s mostly just a sensual romp.

Rikki Blake and Craig Roberts are supposedly next for the sex competition and it’s interesting to see at first. The initial oral wasn’t half bad, but over the course of the sex it started to get boring a bit, and well, it’s a bit lackluster. There’s not much in terms of sound, no music that I could hear, no moaning, and just average sex. It works, but it’s as though the two just didn’t really get into this fast paced sequence of sex. Rikki Blake is a shorter, thin blonde, and while it works for a little bit, it just gets old fast, and the sex is mediocre at best.

Next we see Steve Drake and Traci Lords, and it’s not a terrible scene. It starts with oral from Lords to Drake, and the music once again sucks, but there’s a bit of focus on a different bed set and smoke. It’s an interesting contrast to the other scenes, and Drake here is in his prime, cut, thin, and built. Lords welcomes him to dine, and shows off her flexibility before they start to engage in anything further. Lords is quite loud in this one as she always is, and it truly does look good through the short sex scene. Drake seems to enjoy the whole process going through the motions of multiple positions here.

Up next out comes Ginger Lynn. Ginger Lynn in her prime is what you’re getting here, and she’s always amazing to watch. For this scene, you get Paul Baressi and Steve Powers joining Ginger Lynn for a threesome. They immediately launch into oral, and start to work towards sex, slowly. For all intents and purposes, this is your average sex scene with three people. Lynn moans a great deal for the most part, especially during the 47 minute mark, and she really seems to be enjoying things, while one guy is behind her and the other is in her mouth. She then starts to give a dual hand job, and it’s not bad, but not great either. The guys take turns with her, but eventually this leads to something a bit more compelling. If you’re a fan of double penetration, then you’ll love the 50 minute mark when things get started in that direction. Ginger Lynn gets double penetration and she is as loud as ever. After a bit of this, there’s a cum shot and that’s it. Lynn and her partners get a 9.5 for their performance by the judges.

Up next comes Susan Hart and Greg Rome for sex. This is a mediocre scene with terrible techno music. Susan Hart is a thin, tanned, curly haired brunette. Greg Rome comes out dressed like a Roman and the two start with oral quickly. This is a lackluster, boring scene with only the set and the music to really distract you. Hart has some big breasts, and moans a bit towards the 56 minute mark, but other than that, this is a somewhat frivolous scene and will no doubt only find a few fans. It’s phoned in completely, and while I don’t hate it, it’s obvious that the two have little chemistry and that they are going through the motions. It’s workable, and out of the blew we get a cum shot, and the judges only give this a 6.7 overall. It’s not a great scene at all.

Since this is a game show, they give awards at the end. And they give everyone an award, and nothing that great. Rachel Ashley gets the award for Miss Passion, and that’s the end of the movie. Perhaps one of the oddest ones I’ve reviewed thus far.

I give “Miss Passion” a 2 out of 5.

Yes, it’s creative. Yes it features some ok performances from the actors, but honestly, it’s not that great. It gets a little boring at times. In fact, I wanted to turn it off at certain points. It’s an interesting premise, no doubt, and it works as a porno from the 1980s. I can see this being shown in theaters, honestly, but outside of that, I don’t think anyone is going to be wanting to see this unless it’s the unedited version which is extremely hard to get.

Trinity Brown (1984) Review

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We now venture back to the 1980s, and we review an AVN Award winning movie that was filmed on full blown Hollywood style cameras, and was released to movie theaters that played adult features. From the start, you don’t get a sense that this is a porno, you think you’re settling in for a movie that was featured in grindhouse cinemas. It’s a testament to how great some of the 1980s porno movies were, and how different today’s gonzo productions are, which I personally dislike. I want story with my porno. Anyways, “Trinity Brown” is the name of this 1984 classic, and it starts off with one hell of a sequence, and some great moments. If you’re a fan of story with your porno, then settle in for this one. The movie stars Tamara Longley, Joey Silvera, Colleen Brennan, John Leslie, Melanie Scott, Kimberly Carson, and Jamie Gillis.

The movie starts out with a couple of cops chasing a truck, they finally get to their culprit, and they shoot him, and cuff him. This is not without a quick fight, featuring a nice trash can shot, which brought me back to ECW. It’s here that the two cops are introduced, and after the arrest, we are sent to another scene. The next scene features a couple dancing in a large home. They dance a bit and Joey Silvera says that he wants to get some action, but before we get to the sex, we see a few people in an alley setting up an illegal poker game.

The scene cuts, and we are treated to Tamara Longley blowing Joey Silvera in a bed. They are both nude, unshaved, and the lighting is quite good for the time. The music is a deep funk tune. The two have a bit of chemistry, and while Silvera is not huge, he certainly gets hard for this one. Tamara Longley is an all natural brunette, unshaved, and quite erotic through the motions with Silvera. No condoms here folks, just straight forward sex, and it’s simple. The set is a warehouse set, with a nice bed, and the sex doesn’t last too long, although it’s hardcore. It eventually ends with Silvera cumming on Longley’s chest, and she comes back to lick things up after the fact, making this a hot scene. I need to remind that this is NOT a long scene, although it is hardcore, it is only part of a larger plot.

After the sex is done, the two are found to be cheating. Silvera says that Longley’s husband is home early and that never happens. Silvera then struggles to put his clothes on and then runs out the back of the house. Meanwhile a gun is shown and boom, what appears to be Silvera getting shot, occurs.

The scene shifts, and we see John Leslie and Colleen Brennan talking together. She goes topless, and the two start to kiss. Colleen Brennan is a tall dirty blonde with big breasts, and all natural, while Leslie is a star from the 1980s and was around the time a lot of other big names were getting known. The two start to work through what should be a sex scene, but nope. A phone call stops them. They don’t have sex, mind you. The call is from the cops and they ask for Brennan’s character, the titular character to come investigate. She shows up at the mansion, and it’s not Silvera that is shot, it’s her husband, Tony. That’s right, Tony is shot dead and was found floating in the pool. This turns into a detective story, and it’s really good overall. The plot works through like a cable television movie, with sex. This is something that isn’t half bad.

The next sequence starts, and it’s finally time to see Colleen Brennan and John Leslie getting hot. Collen Brennan, as stated is a dirty blonde, or rather a blonde hair because her drapes match the curtains so to speak. The scene starts with Leslie giving her oral, and her going topless, then goes towards the bed, which is in a bedroom set. There’s soft piano music playing, and Leslie gets hard immediately, putting it into Brennan right away. This is a sensual sex scene, which is hardcore, mind you, but it lacks that porno feel, which is probably why this won an award as it features a story, sensual sex play, and hardcore showcasing. As a sex scene, this is kind of boring, slow motions, some nipple sucking, and Leslie slowly moving back and forth with his hips. This is a slow scene, but it finishes quickly, as Leslie doesn’t hold on for long, and ends up cumming in Brennan’s face. She moans and seems to get off a little, but not nearly as long as you’d expect, and the scene just kind of ends.

We next see the two cops in a bedroom just talking, when the phone rings. They call in Trinity Brown to investigate a new occurrence, and the two get out of bed and go to the scene.

Meanwhile, Joey Silvera is at a strip club, watching a blonde-haired woman dance topless. Which then switches to an apartment building. This is a sex scene that features Melanie Scott, a thin topless dancer with heels on, and Joey Silvera wearing a leather jacket. She starts to blow Joey, and he just receives oral nicely, with no music in the background, just the sounds of sucking. The interior set is a motel looking area that appears to be in Los Angeles somewhere. Nothing fancy here, and nothing too complex. There is a bit of music that comes in midway through the blow job. It’s drum driven 1980s music, and it leads to the two getting started with some sex. On a tiger print blanket, Joey and Melanie start to have sex, and this is a bit more frantic and fast forward than the other sex scenes in the movie up to this point. There’s no money shot here, it just kind of ends, although there are multiple positions. It’s not a great sex scene, but it works for the movie’s premise, I guess.

The sequence ends and Joey Silvera is found in an alley, and Leslie and Brennan show up and try to arrest Silvera. Silvera pulls a knife and says he’s innocent. The movie then switches back to detective mode, as the cops drive through the Los Angeles area. This time it’s John Leslie, solo, however. Leslie is looking for an actress and he is going to ask a few questions about what is going on. He interviews Kimberly Carson, and the two strike up some chemistry, which leads to sex.

Kimberly Carson and John Leslie go straight into sex on a movie set, with a backdrop of smooth jazz. Kimberly is a dirty blonde with full pubic hair, and Leslie once again shows his slow, methodical sensual sexual side. Carson moans a little, Leslie and her kiss a great deal, and the camera draws back to show that they are in a bathroom, not the movie set. Leslie is a slow moving sexual partner, and in this one, you can’t really see much of his penis, so I can’t tell you if he’s huge, but he seems to last a bit longer here than in the previous scene. It’s a methodically slow, boring sex scene, with a money shot that has Leslie cumming on Carson’s stomach, and that’s it. It’s not grand at all.

Up next, we see John Leslie talking to Trinity Brown in the office. He comes in and tells the detective that there’s something awry, and that Joey could be the killer. But the two argue, and then Leslie says he is going to talk to Tamara. In this sequence, mind you, Colleen Brennan looks to have red hair, but that’s just odd to me. Anyways, the scene shifts again, and we are given more of the plot.

Leslie shows up at the mansion that you saw early in the scene. Tamara Longley is in a black bikini, and Leslie starts to talk about how he was once a stud. She then starts to walk away, leaving Leslie alone, while she jumps into a hot tub. She invites Leslie to join her, so he takes off all of his clothes, as a 1980s pop song starts. Leslie gets hard fast, and Tamara immediately goes for it, blowing him before he can step into the hot tub fully. He’s not a big guy, he’s got a full mound of pubic hair, and Tamara shows more enthusiasm here than in the previous scene she was in. However, the director cuts the scene, and you are sent back to the public areas, instead of finishing this sex sequence.

Trinity Brown, aka Colleen Brennan shows up at a random office to talk to Jamie Gillis. She goes topless, and the two start kissing, but the camera shifts.

The scene goes back to Tamara and John Leslie having sex now. Again, this is a slow moving sex scene, and John Leslie must’ve been all about just sensuality not just raw sex. That’s not a bad thing mind you, as Tamara here really responds to his movements, and the two get through a very sexy scene. It’s sexy, but not raw and animalistic like you would expect from porno. There’s a mirror on this set as they move away from the hot tub, and the two have sex in front of it, while Tamara kisses the mirror and gets railed by Leslie.

The director cuts, and you are taken to see Jamie Gillis and Colleen Brennan in an oral position. Gillis is giving Brennan oral and she’s responding a lot better than in her previous scene. But it’s short lived because the director sends you back to the pool house.

At the pool house it’s Tamara and Leslie in doggy style, and that lasts for a couple of minutes before the director sends you back to the office. I hate when this occurs, but it works here.

Back at the office, Colleen Brennan blows Jamie Gillis and his penis is a lot bigger than the other guys in this movie. I can’t be assured if he pumps or not, but it is wider for sure. Colleen Brennan starts giving him a good blow job overall, but the director switches views again.

Back at the pool house it’s Leslie getting blown until he cums on Tamara’s face, and that’s the end of their sex scene.

The camera switches again, and this time you see the point of insertion between Jamie Gillis and Colleen Brennan. He goes in deep in doggy style at first, and she responds with moaning out right. He’s a different type of performer than Leslie, and it shows. While the music is sensual, soft keyboard jazz, the movement here is far different with Colleen Brennan getting far more into the sex than before. She even nearly screams at the 58 minute mark, and Gillis pounds away a lot harder overall. This is a good one, as Gillis pulls her hair and the two have a great deal of focus in going forward with their sex, including lots of tongue, kissing, and momentum. The two here are far more into it than the other scenes, and it appears that Gillis actually cums inside Brennan for the finish.

The sex ends and we are sent back to the mansion. It’s there that Tamara and Leslie start talking about the murder of her husband. That moves back to Brennan back to talking with different people. The cops then question Kimberly Carson on the set of a movie. The two play the good cop bad cop routine, and they start discussing what is going on with the case. Then you get more of the story, focusing on the fact that a baby was going to get killed, and that they need to know what is up.

The two detectives go to a house, and they knock on the door. They walk in guns up, as the door is open. The two detectives start walking through, snooping, and then there’s action. The action isn’t necessarily shown, at least not hardcore. You get John Leslie looking around and out of the blue an explosion occurs, and he goes down. He is told to not move, and 911 is called. The movie then goes back to the detective’s office at the police center. We find out that Leslie will be in the hospital for a week.

Trinity Brown then goes to find out where Joey Silvera is, and gets an address and phone number. She then goes around and looks into picking up a whore, and talks to her about Joey Silvera. She then gets all dressed up, teases her hair, and then goes to the strip club he frequents and starts to hit on him. She asks, “would you like to fuck me?”, and Silvera says he’s not screwing any cop. She then says that she’ll let him have some if he can give her some info. Silvera caves in, and the two get out of the strip club and go to his apartment, where the sex starts.

The sex between Colleen Brennan and Joey Silvera is a little harder and rougher than the previous sex romps in the movie. She asks Joey to rip her panties off and he does, then the two go to work in a sex scene that has a lot of chemistry, with Silvera getting extremely hard and going hard with Brennan. This is a scene that has a lot of action, with a bass line heavy funk sound. The two work well together and it nearly got me thinking, as it was a good change of pace. Multiple positions, no condoms, and a money shot that features Colleen Brennan getting cum in her breasts, as this one goes through a fast moving sex romp. It’s hot, and it works very well with Silvera holding on for dear life at one point trying to hold onto cumming eventually he can’t hold it in and cums on her breasts.

The sex ends and Trinity asks more questions. She then ends up going to the mansion from the start of the film, and that’s when we find out who’s really behind the death of Tamara’s husband, as Trinity Brown walks in on Kimberly Carson and Tamara Longley in a lesbian sex escapade. This is a soft oral scene, and it doesn’t go very far, it’s limited, and the plot thickens, and ends.

That’s the end of the movie, not a long scene, just the revelation that it was the two women that shot our main victim. The scene changes, and Trinity Brown and her partner talk about the end. That’s all, the movie ends with a detective yarn all sewn up. This was an AVN winning movie, mind you, and it truly looks good overall.

Trinity Brown (1984) Back of DVD Cover

I give “Trinity Brown” a 3 out of 5.

“Trinity Brown” may have won awards back in the 1980s, but it definitely doesn’t hold up well as a prono movie. Now, I get it, it has historical value, and it does fill that niche of couples types of movies because the plot is heavier here than other movies. However, there are only 2 major sex scenes that are really good, the rest are somewhat boring. Overall, this is a good movie to have in the collection, but it’s not going to satisfy a lot of audiences. If you like classic erotica, this is a great one to see for historical value, and to get off a little, but don’t expect marathon sex scenes, because that’s not what you get here.

You can buy “Trinity Brown” from various sources, including by clicking here and getting it on DVD. It’s a good one, just not a great one. I’d watch it again though, as it’s like a grindhouse film more than anything.

Sexbusters (1984) Review

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Today we are going to back to 1984 and I’m going to review the parody porno called “Sexbusters”. This is a parody of the movie “The Ghost Busters” complete with a cool parody song up front. I loved the song, and it’s definitely worth checking out overall just for the opening song. The premise of the story is simple, whenever you want to have sex and you can’t get any, you call in the Sexbusters and you can get it on. It’s that simple. The opening starts with the parody song and a lot of sex, but it’s sped up and just funny to watch. I can definitely see how this movie was on the big screen, because it definitely has that film grain overall. Plus, there’s a lot of hair, so if you like that unshaven look, you’re going to like this opener, and movie overall. I wasn’t sure what to expect out of this movie, but I loved the poster, and had to check this one out. Obviously, it’s not as bad as the “Back To The Future” porno that I reviewed earlier this year, but hey, they all can’t be that bad, right? The movie stars Blake Palmer, Candi, Karen summer, Heather Wayne, Marc Wallace, Peter North, Sheri ST. Clair, and Steve Drake.

The opening of the movie shows off Candi, Karen Summer and Blake Palmer having sex in an old Toyota that has been turned into a “shagging wagon”, and it’s all sped up. It’s hilarious to hear the music here, which is that parody “Ghostbusters” theme, which borrows heavily from the original.

We get moving forward to the crux of the movie. A woman wants to have sex with her husband, but he’s not really into it. So she calls the Sexbusters and they come and have sex with her. The scene is just overall lesbian elements, with plugs, dildos, and more. It’s a short scene, and after the Sexbusters are done, they leave. Midway through this movie, however, Marc Wallice pulls down his pants and his balls are painted blue! I kid you not! After the Sexbusters leave, Wallice runs in and tells Sheri St. Clair to have sex with him, and that immediately moves to the next scene. This is a fast-paced production, so why not? Wallice doesn’t have a big penis, mind you, so that old trope is lost on me. If you have an average size, you could probably have worked in porno in the 1980s, and Marc Wallice is proof. Sorry dude, but that thing aint big, but hey, it works, it’s hairy, and St. Clair loves it, as she over sells every aspect of this scene. The music here is funny, I was laughing with the terrible music. St. Clair over sells everything, I kid you not, she’s moaning like she’s dying, and Wallice sweats all over her, and really puts in some work. St. Clair makes the scene, especially if you like moaning, as she really goes all out for this one.

Moving forward, you’re going to find that a man speaks to his priest. He talks about how he isn’t getting any, and the priest recommends that he call in the Sexbusters. Yes, the priest gives him advice to call!

The next scene features Steve Drake, Candi, and Karen Summer. Drake here is really into this one, and the girls actually have chemistry with one another. The music hilarious, and I was dying with the music choice of the parody song of the Ghostbusters theme. There is a point in the scene where Drake looks to just be in work mode, rather than enjoying it, but it may be because he didn’t want to cum too fast. Other than that, this is a typical threeway, with a lot of deep throating, a lot of work from Drake, and some terrible, funny music. Drake eventually finishes on one of the girl’s face. He then screams out that he’s a man!

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The Sexbusters then pick up their phone and it’s Peter North! That’s right, it’s Peter North and he says that his patient is going to commit suicide! The scene features Karen Summer blowing Peter North to entice the woman that wants to jump off a diving board into an empty pool. They then recommend that the woman take place of Karen Summer, and the scene moves forward. Heather Wayne takes over for Karen Summer and the two have sex. This is a young Peter North, mind you. This isn’t a bad film, but the lighting shifts and you can barely see what is going on. The music also shifts and it’s got a lot of keyboards and synth, with a terrible sound. Meanwhile, North and Wayne are sweating up a storm and it is one of those scenes where you forget that they are performing because they have good chemistry together. It’s always nice to see chemistry amongst performers, even if the scene isn’t too “sensual” in a way. No famous Peter North facial here, he just cums on Wayne’s pubic hair, and that’s it.

The movie ends with an orgy scene and all of the actors together. The whole cast has sex, and the camera moves from area to area in a large home where everyone is just going to town. This starts around the 43 minute more and finishes the whole scene. You get a lot of different action, with a lot of lesbian sequences, some overall straight sex, and clumsy music with a disco beat of sorts. St. Clair is moaning like crazy, and the other women seem to be enjoying themselves as well, but not nearly as entertaining as St. Clair here. There’s a lot of facials to go around, and eventually the movie completes itself with a Peter North special, if you know what I mean. That’s it. The film slows down for that last one, and it’s quite the sight to see, as the women seem to really enjoy the finale.

I give “Sexbusters” a 3 out of 5.

This is an entertaining romp, with a good amount of sex, but the theme song does it for me, and St. Clair’s over acting is fun to watch. The rest is ok, but it’s really that song that makes this a worthwhile flick for me.

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Those Young Girls (1984) Review

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