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| Babewatch 8 (1999) DVD Cover |
The movie begins simple enough, two lifeguards are at sea. They are on a boat, and they are just sailing. The two start by eating a giant submarine sandwich. I kid you not! The two are eating a giant sub ,and they are just at sea, drifting. Then out of the blue Raquel Devine goes up to Alec Metro and says, “I’m so horny after eating that sandwhich”, and in comes the music that sounds a lot like the “Baywatch” music from the hit television show. Devine goes to her knees and here we go, it’s only 3 minutes into the movie and we are getting a sex scene.
Raquel Devine and Alec Metro start having sex on a boat, in the middle of the ocean. There’s no one around, and you hear the loud pop sounds of the synth music. Everything is electronic. You also hear Devine’s moans as she sucks Metro, and I’m wondering if they weren’t dubbed in. I don’t know. Metro gets really hard fast, and Devine seems to genuinely have chemistry with him, as she doesn’t even notice the camera on her, she just goes forward with the process. After the two exchange a great deal of oral, Devine pulls her bathing suit bottom to the side and rides Metro. This scene has her screaming, and hanging onto a rope, while the two are adrift at sea. No condoms here, just straight into the action, with Devine screaming at one point, making this one hell of a scene if you ask me. Of all the movies I’ve reviewed up to this point, I can truly say that Raquel Devine’s the loudest and most energetic that I’ve seen in a long time. She screams with passion, and if it’s overacted, I don’t care, I love the sound, and will come back to see this scene just to see her scream in pleasure. This is a great opening to the eight part of this series. Metro for the most part does well in holding on to Devine’s bouncing body. She’s a big breasted dirty blonde haired woman, and just seems to really get into this more than others I’ve seen. Devine isn’t all the way shaved, and she just takes Metro to the limit in this sex scene that is overly dramatic, and just fun to watch if you’re into blondes and yelling. Devine wins here. After a couple of positions Metro eventually cums in Raquel Devine’s face, and that’s the end of the scene. The two have obvious chemistry, and really go hard in this scene, which is actually one of the better outdoor scenes that I’ve seen since starting reviews on this blog.
After the two have sex, Devine is scared, and wonders if they are lost, and the two run to get the big sandwich, and that’s the end of the scene.
Next up we see a random guy and girl on the beach, they are just walking around. Mark Vega says that there’s 4 hours before they have to report back to the lifeguard station. Allysin Chaynes says that Mark has 1 hour to make her cum, and that’s when the surf music starts and we are into our next scene.
The acting here is hilariously bad, the lighting is terrible, and of course they are outdoors, so why did I even mention lighting? Mark Vega and Chaynes don’t have chemstiry together, it’s by the numbers sex, and it’s done on a rocky part of the beach. Chaynes is a blonde haired California girl, and Vega is a not bad looking average surfer dude. He doesn’t have a huge penis, if you were wondering. Chaynes and Vega have sex, but it’s boring folks. After that first scene, the best thing about this second scene is the fact that there’s a surf rock tune that plays throughout it. The two get down to action, and honestly, it’s boring. There’s not much to the sex. Doggy style, hair pulling, and a little bit of moaning. No condom again, and Chaynes is partially shaved. This may very well get an award for most boring sex scene as I was definitely not getting very excited by the scene whatsoever. The sex looks uncomfortable, the performers don’t have much chemistry, and it just seems like a mechanical romp on some rocks. The surf music is good, so if you want to hear some good overall surf tunes, this is the scene for you. Don’t stay for the sex, stay for the surf rock. Vega seems to almost go soft at one point and for the money shot cums in Chaynes’ face, but it’s lackluster, and you could tell she wasn’t into it, as much as Vega was just trying to go through the motions.
The next scene is all of the lifeguards on a beach. They are all just talking, and looking cool. If you were looking for a breather in the middle of a porno, here you go. You get a full breather, because the following scene is just guys and gals walking on the beach, while a dude is on a jet ski, and that’s it. There’s nothing sexy about it, just random walking on a beach. I’m in the Midwest and it’s snowing, so I just miss the ocean and the beach. Out of the blue, the jet ski guy falls off and looks like he’s in need of help, so the lifeguards rush out and save him. I kid you not, there is a rescue in the midst of this porno. I wanted to slam my head into my desk, but then again, I remembered, that’s part of the story, which is a good thing, right? Awesome! A story with my porn.
That scene ends and we are taken to a gym where Buck Adams is working out. Out comes Zoe and Ursula Moore and Zoe. Zoe is a tall blonde, and Ursula is a tall brunette. Buck Adams looks like he is out of the 1970s, and well, is an older type of guy.
The trio talk, then get to the sex. This is a bit more passionate because the music is more of a piano jazz song than surfer rock. Ursula, Zoe and Buck Adams go through the motions of a threesome. Adams, for being an older guy, gets rock hard and lets the women blow him simultaneously. There is a condom in this scene. Adams has sex with both women, while on a workout bench. Meanwhile one of the women stays on his face, he lets another bounce on him. It’s a sweaty, sexy, sensual scene, and it makes up for the second scene that had no major chemistry. While this doesn’t have a lot of chemistry to start, it certainly gains momentum over time. The scene ends with Buck Adams cumming on the two women’s faces, and that’s it. It’s not a big load, and it looked like the scene was edited to have Adams come back to the scene because he either came too early or there was a split in the production. Whatever the case is, you get a full finish, and that’s it. This is not a long scene, but it’s sensual, and it fits the whole focus of the film, and well it’s good for what it is.
After the scene ends, we are back on the beach. The main focus here is on training, and it’s boring. The scene then moves to a party scene, and it’s the lifeguards just hanging out by a pool and dancing a bit.
Sensual music plays and it’s Barett Moore and Arnold’s turn to heat things up. Moore gets really wet at one point, and has truly sensual moans as Arnold goes through the motions of foreplay, and pleasuring with fingers and tongue. Moore is responsive, and this scene gets a little bit of charm with the realism that the two share, as this is filled with real sexual chemistry. The music is soft, sensual, and this scene almost feels like a guide for married couples, than a porno. The two share this raw sensuality together, and it’s quite fascinating to see. Moore is known as Veronica Caine, as well, so if you’re looking to see her in action, here she is, in a very interesting, erotic scene that looks like a couple going through the motions of a good sex routine. A condom comes on, and Arnold goes through the motions of sex, giving Moore all he’s got, and it’s not a bad scene. It’s safe, it’s sexy, it’s what you’d expect from a decent porno. The music is sensual, the sounds are real, and you can definitely catch yourself losing yourself in the scene a little. The money shot comes with Arnold cumming on Moore’s chest, and that’s it.
There’s an odd edit in this movie, where the director cuts from Barett Moore and Arnold, and takes you to see Alexandra Nice and John Strong having sex in another part of the backyard. The sun is rising and the two are having sex, and it’s here that you get another money shot, and it’s John Strong on Alexandra Nice’s chest for the finish. It’s random, but the director must’ve wanted to squeeze in both scenes into one, and it doesn’t really work.
Up next we see Shay Sweet walking around, then coming to a random apartment. It’s a blonde haired woman in an apartment with a lot of mirrors. It’s here that Tony Martino and Shay Sweet have sex. Shay is a thin, tanned, platinum blonde and with Tony goes through the motions of sex. It’s not the most erotic of scenes, but the sensual music plays on as the two have sex. It’s a standard sex scene, and honestly, it just lacks chemistry throughout. There is a point where Sweet does in fact have a real orgasm, and that’s interesting to see as you can tell she gyrates and contracts on Martino’s motions. Other than that, this is a mechanical scene that is just pornographic in nature. It’s ok at best. If you’re really into skinny, small breasted blondes, then maybe this scene will do a lot for you. The moans towards the end just seemed forced, and when Tony is ready to finish he yells out, “quick quick quick”, and then cums on Sweet’s face, and that’s it. The best part of the scene is the cum shot where Sweet then blows Martino after the fact, which is always a sexy move if you ask me.
We move forward to a scene where Raquel Devine and Dave Hardman are just walking around. Then out of the blue a blanket comes down and the two get into the motions of sex. Devine here isn’t as into it as she was in the first scene, but it works. There’s an alternative, grunge rock tune to the action, while the two start to go at it. There’s no condoms here again, and Hardman looks very familiar. Devine is loud again, but honestly, isn’t as good as the first opening of this movie. While this is a functional sex scene, and Devine gets really wet at one point, it just lacks that same gusto that the opening sequence had. Devine, for her work, is loud, and really gets into the work, which is nice, but Hardman lacks the Metro touch, and that’s ok, but it’s different. After going through some positions on the beach, Hardman can’t hang any longer and he eventually cums. He cums in Devine’s mouth as she sucks him off, and that’s it, she even looks to almost swallow at one point, but doesn’t. That’s the end of the movie, and the end of the scene.
I give “Babewatch 8” a 3 out of 5.
After the first scene, this movie goes downhill fast. Devine is the star of this movie, and her opening scene with Alec Metro, which was great. I loved that opener, but honestly, I wouldn’t put too much stock in this movie unless you’re a collector. If you want all of the “Babewatch” movies, then this is a must own, but other than that, it’s a far cry from the first one which I reviewed on this website.
