Lewd Conduct 12 (2001) Review

Lewd Conduct 12 (DVD) Cover

We are venturing forth to 2001 today, a little bit of a different push regarding adult movies. Today we are going to be looking at a movie that was directed by Mike John, and was distributed by Diabolic video. From what I can gather, this is a gonzo porno release. I am not a big fan of gonzo productions, but since this blog aims to please the 2 readers out there, we have selected this next movie to review because it’s porn. That being said, let’s take a look at “Lewd Conduct 12” from 2001. This move stars Shyla stylez, Erik Everhard, Lexington Steele, Kiwi, Mario Rossi, Syliva Laurent, Kacey, and Jenna Haze. There is no major plot line to follow here, just pure action, from the very minute the credits start to roll we get into the sex, and that’s good and bad depending on what you’re expecting from this type of movie.

The credits begin and we see different sexual positions and closeups from what is to come. There’s a bit of techno music, it’s bad, and everyone is shaved, there are no condoms, and you see what’s to come. This may very well be an interesting little movie, especially if you just want to get off, and that’s about it. If your goal is just to enjoy yourself with an adult feature, then this very well may be a good one, as it features straight forward sex.

After the credits come through, the camera focuses on the outside of a mansion. That’s where Shyla Stylez is wearing a one piece lingerie set with black boots. The lighting is awful, and it’s amateur at best, with Shyla being clouded from view, in the shade, while the sun is out. The sun is out here, the wind is nice, but the cameras and lighting are awful, so that she’s very much a silhouette for the most part. She tries to show off, but it’s hard to see it’s so dark, despite the sunlight. From what I can gather, however, Shyla Stylez is a tall blonde haired woman, with lightly tanned skin, curves, and medium size breasts. She reminds me of an escort I once knew named Shay, and for all I know, it’s her. She walks around to the side of the house, and there is Erik Everhard and Lexington Steele waiting for her.

Erik Everhard and Lexington Steele receive oral from Shyla Stylez to signal the first sex scene in this movie. The lighting improves here, mind you, and you start to see the action a bit clearer. Both guys are hard for this one. At around the 7 minute mark, Erik Everhard nearly blows hi s load going as fast as he could with standup sex, meanwhile Lexington Steele gets blown. The two work well with Shyla, and she definitely seems to enjoy the process, as she moans and rubs herself without taking off her lingerie. The guys take turn with Shyla Stylez for the most part, going through many positions, and eventually she takes off her clothing, and both guys enjoy her, including a focal point of anal at one point. Erik Everhard and Shyla Stylez have the most chemistry here, while Lexington is a third wheel at times. The outdoor set is good, the music sucks, but hearing Shyla moan a great deal is interesting. The sequence shifts at around the 15 minute mark when there’s a double penetration scene, and things really get a bit more complex. This sequence causes Shyla to cum a bit, and you see the glistening on the close up. The DP solution goes forward with a great deal of sex, and the motions are interesting, but at the 20 minute mark, things change up and we see a close up of Shyla Stylez asking for cum and Lexington Steele delivers in her mouth and then Erik Everhard comes around too, both giving her a finish in her mouth and she swallows it! Holy crap, the first time I see a major swallow on this blog. She then sucks Lexington a little before we move to the next scene.

This scene ends, we fade to black, and then we see Kiwi dancing. Kiwi is an African American woman, she’s not too tall, and is wearing a light blue dress. She’s all natural, doesn’t have large breasts, but there’s an interesting sex appeal to her dancing and overall look. She’s outside of the same mansion that we started with, and she dances with the camera looking all over her as she strips a bit.

The camera follows Kiwi to the side of the house, and that’s where two guys are waiting to give her some fun. Kiwi starts to blow Erik Everhard, and Mario Rossi. This is very similar to the scene that we saw previously, only this time it’s Kiwi that is getting into the action very much. She’s enjoying herself with Erik Everhard doing a lot of the work initially. She moans a bit, there are no condoms, and the director focuses on the action. Kiwi does look at the camera a lot, which is a bit funny considering that doesn’t happen often. The trio stay outside and for the most part it’s what you’d expect, straight forward sex, with Kiwi moaning, sucking, and one guy doing a lot of the work to start. One of the dudes looks like the singer for Nickelback, mind you, that’s pretty funny. At the 31 minute mark, there’s something spectacular that you might have to see. Everhard picks up Kiwi while giving her anal, and then Mario Rossi goes in for double penetration! Then the camera shifts and I realize that it’s not DP in the traditional sense, it’s DPP! This is a first of the site, I think. That means that both guys are in one hole, mind you. That’s a fascinating little effect, but the two dudes are having a ball with Kiwi, and she seems to like it as well. The three go back and forth to regular doggy, and then back to DP, then DPP, and then the sequence that ends all gonzo films, the cum money shot, in which Kiwi swallows. This is not a great finish, as the guys don’t seem to be ready to finish, until the very last second.

The screen fades to black and we are taken to the same house, only a different woman is stripping. This time around it’s Sylvia Laurent, and she slowly strips before we see her again with clothing on. She moves to the side of the house, and there’s Mario Rossi waiting for her. Sylvia Laurent has reddish brown hair, a tanned body, B or C cup breasts, a skinny frame, and looks like a Latina from Southern California. Mario Rossi is muscular, has a medium sized penis, and seems to work well with Syliva. The techno music here sucks, Sylvia keeps looking at the camera and just goes through the motion of sex for the most part. Sylvia Laurent and Mario Rossi begin the scene with a blow job, and then move into sex with a few quick edits and cuts. The two go through various positions on a workout bench, and it seems good for the most part with Laurent moaning a lot, and at one point cumming, as well as Rossi nearly cumming at the 1 hour and 2 minute mark, and I’m not sure how he held on, the two seemingly ready to cum. He stops himself before entering again, and the screen goes black for a second before we are back. Laurent has a triangular landing strip as we go into reverse cowgirl, and the sex is fine, nothing crazy here with Laurent moaning a great deal while Rossi goes to town, speeding up as much as he can to get through this one. After some outdoors sex, we see Rossi trying desperately to finish and he does into Laurent’s mouth and that’s the end.

The scene ends, we fade to black and for the next sequence we go inside a house. The set is normal, with a leopard print chair, and a woman sitting in it. This woman of course is Victoria Style. I’ve never heard of her, but she’s a thin African American woman with a slender frame, small breasts, and long legs. She is introduced to Lexington Steele and the next scene starts to move.

Victoria Style blows Lexington Steele to start the scene, and she is fully clothed, mind you. If you’re a fan of Lexington Steele, then you’ll enjoy this scene as he goes through every single position you can think of with Victoria. The two have some shared chemistry that’s for sure, and the scene shows off their flexibility and sexual chemistry through the scene. If you’re a fan of Steele, then you will love this scene as he definitely lasts a great deal, and shows a bit of compassion at some points with Style. Style for her part moans, and really interacts well as she loses her clothes and starts to ride Lexington in several different positions. The two are definitely having fun here, with a great deal of back and forth, with bad techno music, and a leopard print couch to set the drama. This seems like the inside of a bad office. The sex continues for a while before Lexington can’t hold on and cums in Victoria Style’s mouth and she swallows it! This whole movie has women swallowing, so that’s a plus for the diehard porno fans.

The movie switches gears and we are taken to see a pale skinned girl next door type. Kacey starts to strip and she immediately looks like a girl that I loved in High School, and everything about her screams girl next door! I kid you not. She has B cups, they are all real, she has a light skinned body, thin frame, medium length hair, and is just stunning for that girl next door element. If you’re a fan of those type of girls, then you’re going to love her.

Kacey begins her sex scene with Erik Everhard by blowing him. She looks so innocent, and the fantasy that I have with the girl of my youth comes alive here, on a set that looks like the average home, with terrible techno music underneath the sounds of sex. I’ve seen a few scenes with Kacey before, and she’s not usually too loud, but for this scene she is extremely wet, and moans a great deal compared to many of her other scenes. The two stick with a few positions, and then they go ass to mouth! After anal, it’s a blow job and that categorizes an interesting point for many people. Kacey has a landing strip, and at one point Everhard screams, “19 year old pussy”, and it’s all in. There’s a bit more anal towards the end of this sex scene, and Kacey seems to enjoy herself in this one with Everhard and her showing off some real chemistry for the most part. Towards the end of the scene, things become a bit labored, and you see that Kacey is getting a bit bored, and even Everhard goes into “work mode”, as the two lose their chemistry or something, and eventually Everhard just cums in her mouth and that’s it. THIs scene when from kind of good to great, to crappy real fast. It’s just not that great at the end, but it certainly started very well, which is always an interesting thing to see at first glance. Not bad, but not great, and if you’re a fan of Kacey, then you’ll no doubt want to see this one.

The last scene in this movie features the world famous Jenna Haze. She starts to strip for the camera, while outdoors. Jenna Haze is a short, thin framed, small breasted, brunette. She strips for the camera while in high heels before she moves to the side of the house and finishes the movie with a performance that you’d expect from the contract girl, although she’s not under contract for this scene.

Jenna Haze moves to the side of the house, then goes inside where Erik Everhard and Mario Rossi are waiting for her. The two start getting blown and then immediately go in for the sex. She keeps her heels on for this one, and the two guys enjoy the process of being on either ends of Haze. Jenna Haze moans a bit and enjoys the process for the most part, moaning, not looking at the camera, and really focusing at the task at hand, and it shows that she has chemistry with the guys, and seems to really get into the sex. At one point there’s anal, and that’s not bad, and Jenna Haze seems to be ok with it, but isn’t as passionate as the start of the scene. With the way that the scene was going I thought for sure there would be double penetration, but that was not on the table at all. The scene just moves forward with her blowing one guy while the other enters her, and that’s not a bad thing, it’s just not what you’d expect from the trios that have been in this movie thus far. The sex becomes a bit boring and then we see the finish, and it’s a money shot and that’s really just it. Haze receives and swallows and that’s it. The credits roll and that sparks the end of this movie.

I give “Lewd Conduct 12” a 3 out of 5.

The only scene that I can really get behind was the Kacey scene, but that was only for half of it. The rest started to slow down and it was apparent that the two lost something amidst the filming. The rest of the scenes adequate. If you’re a fan of Lexington Steele, then you’ll love his work here, he’s always a great actor to watch perform, and as for Jenna Haze, she’s not at her best here, but it works well enough. Other than that, this movie lacks in a lot of ways, but as a gonzo porno, I’d still give it a 3 just for the starting point of the Kacey scene and for Lexington Steele, other than that, it’s passable.

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Fallen (2008) Review

Fallen (2008) Poster 

Well, it was bound to happen. I was going to end up talking about a seriously good porno movie. Well not that I am saying it’s good, but rather the fact that this 2008 release of “Fallen” won a lot of awards. It won 4 major awards at the AVN Awards. The movie won best actress, best double penetration, best DVD menus, and best packaging. It also won the best overall DVD from the Empire Awards in 2008, and won the X-Rated The Greatest Adult Movies of All Time award in 2015. This thing had serious legs, but is it that great? Well, if you look at the cast, you’re going to find a lot of different people, but mostly Jessica Drake. The rest of the cast includes, Jenna Haze, Brad Armstrong, Jada Fire, Lana Croft, Gianna Lynn, Derrick Pierce, Eric Masterson, Herschel Savage, Niko, Shyla Stylez, and Angie Savage, just to name a few. This was a major showcase for Jessica Drake, and the director was Brad Armstrong. This is a featured film from Wicked Pictures, and honestly, it shows from the starting line. But is it worth your time? Well, let’s see how good this thing is, as it definitely showcases a few interesting points from the start.

The movie isn’t kidding around, it starts with sex, and it throws you into the wild. It starts with a scene that features Jenna Haze and Brad Armstrong. The two are in the throws of passion, and it’s as you’d imagine. Haze delivers a good overall blow job, her brunette hair long, and her body slim, and eventually a condom comes on and the sex begins. There’s some nice tune in the undertone of the movie, but for the most part this is straight sex, featuring Haze, and Armstrong, in a t-shirt. This doesn’t las tthat long, but Haze does take a money shot in the face, and swallows, so that’s an interesting point. She also blows Armstrong after the money shot, which is always divine, if you ask me. Haze is a pretty lady, but in less than 8 minutes, this wasn’t that great.

The movie continues. It appears that Brad Armstrong’s character wants to propose, but Jenna leaves to go to her apartment. She enters an elevator, and something goes terribly wrong. The elevator that she’s riding collapses. Once that occurs, Jessica Drake runs to the lobby and can’t get into the elevator, and screams. A voiceover comes through and it’s Jessica Drake talking about how she is the guardian angel of Jenna Haze, and now that she’s dead, she failed her. That’s the premise of “Fallen”, mind you. Within 11 minutes, you get the bigger plot point, with Jessica Drake playing a guardian angel that is going to get fired for not protecting her human. Then we get stunning aerial shots of Los Angeles, with Drake narrating and talking about her normal life, stripped of her wings, and artistic elements. If you’re a fan of talking, and plot, then this is a good movie to consider overall. Drake’s delivery on narration is a bit dry, but it’s not terrible.

The next scene is an orgy scene that features a lot of people getting it on. Gianna Lynn, Jada Fire, Jessica Drake, Lana Croft, Michelle McLaren, Ryder Skye, Barry Scott, Brad Armstrong, Derrick Pierce, Eric Masterson, and another guy are all involved in this underground scene of sorts. It initially gets narrated by Jessica Drake, and then gets heavy into the sex. There’s a gothic look to this, and a dungeon element that you will see more as artistic than anything else. It reminded me of “Beverly Hills Cox” and the opening sequence, only this had a lot more going on. This is the first time that Jessica Drake jumps into the sex, and well, it’s not half bad. It’s your standard orgy scene with a lot going on, including double penetration at one point, anal sex, and more. Every guy has condoms, and all the women are lovely to look at. Drake gets double penetrated at one point, and the rest of the women are all over the scene just having fun. The focus is definitely on Drake, however, so if you wanted to see her get double teamed, this is the scene for you.

Once the orgy is over, it’s back to narration and Jessica Drake walking the streets of Los Angeles. She walks alone, until Randy Spears stops her, and then has sex with Drake on the back of a LAPD cruiser. I kid you not. It’s a fast paced scene in which Drake uses a police club, and Spears uses his fingers, as she really gets into this scene for the most part. It’s not a bad scene, mind you. It’s not a long scene, it has a little techno going on in the undernotes, and Drake takes a massive facial and blows spears afterwards, making this an interesting one to watch. She doesn’t take her top off, though, so she’s half-way clothed for this scene.

Once the scene is over, we have B-footage of Drake just walking around Los Angeles, just talking about she wanted to find a man to get some sex. She walks by a window and that’s where another sex scene begins.

Jennifer Dark, Marcus London, and Tommy Gun have sex in an old Los Angeles apartment for this next scene, and it’s not bad. I’ve never seen Jennifer Dark, at least not that I can remember, and the scene immediately throws you into the sex. There’s the standard foreplay, blow jobs, and more, and Dark really gets into this one, with the guys just going through the motions. It’s mechanical to a bit, and the techno music is not half bad. I think I liked the music more than the actual sex here. This is a standard trio of sex, and it’s not amazing, but it isn’t terrible either. There’s a double penetration moment at one point and they all seem to work well together. These are professionals, mind you, and it shows as they just go through the motions without taking a spare moment. Again, it’s all safe sex, and it’s not half bad. If you’re a fan of Dark and you like double penetration then this scene will appeal to you as it is somewhat sexy, although Dark’s long black hair and gothic tones doesn’t do it for me. Marcus and Tommy put out a good scene though, and Dark keeps up the dirty talk throughout. The ending comes with the money shot all over dark’s chest and face, and the scene fades to black into another part of the story.

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Drake is still walking the streets of Los Angeles, mind you. She’s a tall, thin blonde, and looks like a million bucks. She looks like the kind of woman that lives north of Montana in Santa Monica. She narrates the next scene, which features Brad Armstrong. She meets up with him at a night club, and the two start to make out, meanwhile a soulful band plays live. This is a passionate scene with sex, and an interesting mix of good music, and sexual heat. They go through most every position and eventually anal, with Drake’s long blonde hair flowing, and her getting through the scene with a sense of passion and dirty talk. It’s a good sensual scene with a focus on anal, and Drake getting wet throughout. Armstrong delivers too, but it’s really Drake that you are mesmerized by in this scene, as she wears her heels through the scene.

Once the scene is over, Drake and Armstrong talk and the two move forward to further the story line. Drake then goes back on the streets of Los Angeles, and you get an artsy narrator, etc. There’s an art element to these scenes featuring Drake around the city, at one point even sitting on top of a Taxi, in the lotus position. It’s not half bad, and honestly, it does speak to the artistic vision of this movie.

After a while, Drake and the Taxi driver stop, and it’s Herschel Savage behind the wheel, until Drake eventually blows him. I kid you not, he just gets a blow job, and that’s the end of the sequence. Drake does great here, and as far as blow job scenes are concerned, this isn’t half bad. Drake really goes to town here, and may be the best scene in the movie, honestly. She seems to be the most into this one, over the other options. Savage really gets a good point with Drake, and as far as a straight blow job scene, this could very well be the best example of a great one. Drake stays fully clothed, yet she delivers.

Moving forward, the next scene features Jessica Drake and Angie Savage in a lesbian scene. There’s a vibrator involved, and overall, it’s ok. There’s nothing grand about this if you’re not a fan of lesbian sex. It’s the two going at it, and simple as that. There’s no major set here, it’s just what you’d expect, and the two blondes really go through the motions together, including rimming, oral, and more.

This ends and then we get to see Drake getting a fake tattoo. She gets a pair of wings on her back, and she narrates the rest. Eventually talking about how she is just walking around town, etc. She literally just walks the streets of Los Angeles, and nothing major goes on. She just walks around, it’s artistic, she’s all dressed up, looking like a rich lady I once knew.

At one point she calls Brad Armstrong’s character and he’s getting robbed. Drake goes into Angel mode and saves the day! The scene redeems her, and yes this is a redemption story at the end of the day, which is odd, I know.

Drake and Armstrong go on a road trip, and while she’s asleep, she dreams of a sexual romp with a guy name Niko. Niko is a greek god looking dude, with semi-long hair, and a toned body. The two blondes of Jessica Drake and Shyla Stylez really go to town with him and it’s not half bad. It’s angelic at times, and it’s definitely something to witness as the two women really give themselves to this guy. They reall go to town with him, there’s no two ways about it. The techno theme is underneath again, and it’s really good to see this scene, giving credence to the awards that the porno world gave the movie.

Up next, we get Armstrong and Drake on a camping trip and they have sex while camping. She is fully clothed, except for socks, and Armstrong just goes forward. It was a sexual romp in the middle of the desert, and it’s interesting.

The final moments of the movie feature Drake praying, talking about how she’s lonely and well Armstrong’s character dies, and joins her. Now it’s Drake and Armstrong watching over the streets together, and possibly having sex etc. That’s the end of the movie, and that’s the end of this award winning picture.

"Fallen" is nearly 3 hours long, and by the time you actually finish it, you’ve seen Jessica Drake in every sexual position you could possibly get into. It’s not bad. It’s not great, but man, Wicked Pictures put in a lot of work for this one.

I give “Fallen” a 4 out of 5.

It’s not my favorite movie. It’s not the worst movie, it’s a movie that is actually quite fun for the most part. You could edit the sex out and it’s not a terrible made for television movie, honestly. It’s a fun romp, with sex thrown in. I’m not a big fan of Drake, but hey, she does well for the most part.

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The Office XXX Parody (2009) Review

The Office XXX Parody (2009) Blu Ray

By this point, you’ve probably seen both version of the hit television show “The Office”. Well, with every hit show there comes a great deal of changes that come through. One of them is that there’s sex involved, meaning that there will be a sex parody. Now, I’ve reviewed a lot of older parodies, but this is the newest of reviews. The same old thing that you’d expect from the show, but this is porn, so it’s just funny, and not quite the same. “The Office XXX” is a 2009 parody that stars a lot of known names, and some not so known. In this movie that went straight to DVD and Blu Ray, you get Jenna Haze, James Deen, Ashlynn Brooke, Stephanie Swift, Codi Carmichael, Dane Cross, Faye Reagan, Gianna Michaels, Dahlia De’Nyle, Ralph Long, Rocco Reed, Alexis Texas, and Mark Wood. I hear there’s a second movie that was made in this series, but for this review, we focus on the 2009 version.

The movie opens up with the invitation of the camera crew as they were filming a documentary at the offices of a parody of Dunder Mifflin. The team is introduced, and they all have parts to play similar to what you’d expect from the show, but after a few minutes, within 5 minutes to be exact, you get thrown into the sex of the movie, leaving plot behind, as you’d expect from modern porn.

The first scene features Jenna Haze and James Deen. Jenna Haze is a famous porno star, and she’s looking a little older at this point, and James Deen is looking great as usual, despite the allegations that I’ve read about online. The two are supposed to be in a back office having sex, but they are so loud, that it breaks the idea of the being secret. Haze is a good performer, and has real chemistry with James Deen. The two flow through their scene relatively well, and it’s what you’d expect, office sex, with a classical music, jazzy tune in the background. Deen goes through the motions here, and it’s Haze that seems to enjoy it more than Deen, which is interesting to see. Haze is a beautiful lady, so this scene is quite hot for fans, and she seems to get into this one. At around twenty some odd minutes for so, the two go at it standing up, until Deen has to cum and finishes pointed at Haze’s mouth and that’s the end of the line for this scene. Not a bad one, not a great one, but definitely interesting with Jenna Haze, as she’s quite lovely.

The movie continues with a random interview about how sexual harassment in the office is a real deal. Then out of the blue, a lesbian scene begins. This scene is with Ashlynn Brooke and Stephanie Swift. Now, Stephanie Swift is one of my personal favorite ladies in the business, and I always wanted to meet her. I hear she’s living in Las Vegas and a part of the XXX Church group, retired, etc. IN this scene, you simply get a straight forward lesbian scene in the work place. It’s not a great one, but it’s not bad either. There’s a great deal of oral and a strap on used, and both women look great. Swift has several orgasms here, and Brooke is a lovely young blonde to her credit. The two take turns with oral, and the strap on and just go through the motions of lesbian sex. It’s a hot scene, with some real chemistry between the two.

The movie progresses to a scene where the fake Dwight and Jim are having a bit of a scuffle over being annoying to one another. We get some behind the scenes commentary like you would watch in the show, and some idiosyncratic moments of his personality.

After a little back and forth, we get a cut scene to Codi Carmichael and Dane Cross in the back room of the office, and they engage in sex. A young blonde and a fake Dwight go through the throws of passion on a puke looking couch, and it’s exactly how you would think. It’s a bit forced, with a little passion, and just the motions that you would probably expect from a porno. The two go through various positions, including oral, doggy, reverse cowgirl, and more, until Dane eventually cums on Carmichael’s chest. It’s an average scene, at best if you ask me. It’s not that grand.

The movie moves to an office meeting. It’s about sexual harassment. As the meeting continues Gianna Michaels shows up as a stripper and dances for the people. That causes a sex scene to ensue, and it features Faye Reagan and Michaels on a desk. The two have good chemistry together, and they play nicely. Reagan looks like a high priced Las Vegas escort that I know, and Michaels is a hot milf with dark hair, and large breasts. The two go through several positions of oral, then a strap on, and they maintain all the action on the desk of the office, going back and forth and showing off the intimate nature of sex, and orgasms. It’s not a bad scene, and a leg up from the previous lesbian scene in the movie. The techno music throws me off a little, but other than that, this is a good scene to watch.

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Up next, we are back at the office, and there’s a few guys and Dahlia De’Nyle hanging around. They decide it’s time to have sex, and that’s exactly what they do on the desks of the office. That’s it, nothing too crazy I guess, a standard threesome, with a bit of a robotic performance from the guys, and Dahlia saying the same old tired lines you would expect in a porno. She seems to get into it midway through the scene, however, and that makes it quite nice. However, at the 1 hour 43 minute mark, you see the boom mic wires on the right hand of the screen! What the hell? Throws me way out of the scene, and makes me laugh that there’s another blooper found in a porno. There’s no DP here, but the scene is lengthy, and features a lot of back and forth, no condoms, and an eventual finish on De’Nyle’s body. It’s not a bad scene, mind you, it’s just a bit robotic throughout the sequence. At one point one of the guy is pulling on a piece of rope, he’s not hard, and forces a cum shot, which was kind of sad. Oh well, that’s the porn world. The music is a jazzy, new wave tune, with a terrible bass line. Not a great ending, as you see a lot of rope and the actress getting the day done.

The final scene of the movie is a threeway, and it’s a doozy for fans of young blonde stars. Alexis Texas, Ashlynn Brooke and Mark Wood get in on this scene that starts with the standard, oral, and then quickly progresses into multiple positions on the desk of the office. For his part, Mark Wood does a lot of good here, he throws himself at these women with full force, and the women reply with equal enthusiasm. This is definitely a great sequence, and while Wood looks to be in “work” mode, it doesn’t matter, because the women seem to be really into the process here, and that makes for an interesting scene. Overall, the women are loud, Wood lasts a longer time than others, and there’s a lot of orgasms fake or not found in this sequence. The trio seem to move forward through every position, and Wood never loses his cool and just keeps pushing forward and grabbing on for dear life. Eventually, after a lot of back and forth between the two, Wood can’t hold on and leaves it all out on the butts of these two blonde performers. It ends like you’d think, and that’s it, the end of the show.

The movie ends with a few comedy elements. And that’s about it. Lee Roy Myers wrote and directed this one, and it’s the end of the show, with the credits rolling as if you’re watching The Office television show.

I give “The Office XXX Parody” a 3 out of 5.

It didn’t have a lot of gusto here, but it did have a lot of good throughout. Not enough to keep my attention through every scene, but enough to recommend it to the casual fan, which is not bad, but it’s up to you.

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