Out of Love (1995) Review

"Out of Love" (1995) Poster

We step back in our time machine to review another porno, this time we go to 1995. In the mid-1990s there were a lot of beautiful women showing up in porn, and it wasn’t just the girl next door types. Some of my favorite actresses of all time come from this era, and 1995 was a good year in my opinion. For this movie, we are going to be going to 1995 to review a film that was directed by Paul Norman. It was distributed by Vivid Video, and it stars some of the bigger names in porno up to this point. The movie is called, “Out of Love”. The stars of this movie include, Alex Dane, Brittany Andrews, Jill Kelly, Joey Silvera, Kirsty Waay, Nikki Tyler, Peter North, Sindee Coxx, and Tom Byron. You just can’t escape Joey Silvera and Tom Byron can you? I hope one day I can interview Tom Byron, I bet he has some stories to tell about the many movies he’s been in. Of course, Peter North and Silvera are also great ones, and my favorite actress Jill Kelly is in this one. But is the movie any good? Let’s find out as we review “Out of Love” from 1995.

We open our movie with Joey Silvera and a blonde talking about marriage. They discuss how they were not in love anymore, and there’s a flash back to a time where they were having sex. This is a quick romp, nothing spectacular. They talk about how the sex was still good, but they weren’t in love any more. Silvera’s acting is quite good here, and it’s second to none. He can actually act, while the lady with him, just isn’t that good. I’m assuming it’s Nikki Tyler. The two continue to discuss things and then the camera fades and we go to another scene.

In a bedroom that looks like a modern bedroom inside a warehouse somewhere, we see three women talking a bit. After a bit of discourse, soft romantic jazz starts playing and the trio start making out. The women here are Brittany Andrews, Nikki Tyler, and Sindee Coxx. Each one is blonde, each one has enhanced breasts, and they each have tight bodies. What follows is a threesome that features sensual oral, lots of kissing, breast play, and moaning. It doesn’t last too long, and the women keep most of their lingerie on, but they do a great deal of fingering, and oral, and things like that, making it a standard scene, with no real payoff.

The scene ends and we are back to Tyler and Silvera discussing their marriage. This then goes to a story where Jill Kelly and Joey Silvera are talking in a bedroom. Silvera and Kelly here are great together, and the acting is taken up a notch. Honestly, 1995 Jill Kelly is one of the most beautiful women to me. She has a California blonde look, nice breasts, tan lines, and blonde hair. She’s a fantasy that I could never get in my life, and this is before she had breast implants. I’d love to interview her today, but alas, that’s not going to happen.

Silvera and Jill Kelly start to make out in the bathroom of what looks to be a very terribly designed hotel. There’s some terrible instrumental music that begins to play, and the two start to get really familiar, taking off their clothing and starting to kiss a bit more overall. There’s a lot of blocking in this sex scene, and the cameras can’t really show you a lot that you’d expect from a porno. You do see Silvera giving Kelly oral, and using his hands and fingers, but you don’t see a lot of the penetration here. The two do have sex, and it’s not a bad scene if you’re a fan of Kelly, but overall, you can’t really see what’s going on. It’s almost like watching it on the Spice Network, and that kind of ruins the scene for me. Jill Kelly moans a great deal, and she looks great, even though Silvera doesn’t last that long overall. It’s not a great scene at all honestly.

We go back to the conversation that Silvera is having with Tyler and they talk about infidelity.

The scene switches to another scene, and it shows Tom Byron and Tyler hanging out. Tom Byron is in his punk rock, rocker phase with long hair, facial hair, and more. He tells Tyler to get a blanket and pillow from the closet as he and Alex Dane retreat to a bedroom in what appears to be an apartment.

The director hard cuts and we are taken to a bedroom, with simplistic design, where Tom Byron starts to give Alex Dane head. For this sex scene Alex Dane and Tom Byron start to get familiar fast, Dane immediately nude here. Alex Dane is a brunette with a thin waist, large breasts, pearl necklace, and simplistic makeup. She looks like a professional, wearing black stockings and high heels, and gets into the action with Byron quickly. After some oral on Dane, Byron gets sucked off in a hard blow job scene that gets him quite hard, fast. There’s some terrible techno playing during this one, and the two go through multiple positions of sex. It’s not great, it’s not terrible, but it seems to lack a little bit of passion until there’s a point where Byron goes for anal. When he goes into anal, Dane moans a bit more, and seems to really get into the sex, while Byron looks to be in mechanical mode. This works for what it is, but the two don’t share nearly as much chemistry as you’d expect. The framing of the sex is good, with good lighting overall, and interesting momentum towards the end, where you get a money shot from Byron onto Dane’s back.

After the sex, we end up going back to the initial couple talking about their divorce some more. They discuss how jobs have changed, life has changed, and there’s a bit of depression involve. Tyler gets mad at Silvera for painting and being less stressed now than before. The two seem to start to warm up a bit. Then we are taken to another room where Joey Silvera is drawing. He has live models and they are being painted by Silvera as he watches them have sex.

There’s a bit of art to this scene, mainly Silvera just directing a couple into sexual positions so that they can be painted. Kirsty Waay and Peter North begin their scene with a blow job in what looks to be an attic. They are both nude to start. Kirsty Waay is a redhead with large breasts, and you already know Peter North. Some soft piano music starts and the blow job continues, with a bit of sensuality, and focus on the act, nothing too complex. Meanwhile, Joey Silvera is painting them doing it. The two continue to move forward with the sex, the piano music starting to get loud, and that’s when you see North has put on a condom. This condom is white as snow, and it stands out like a sore thumb in this sequence. Waay is an interesting model, but she lacks passion during the sex, meanwhile this condom is driving me nuts. I’m a fan of safe sex, and safe sex in movies, but here it just looks like a giant white dildo. It’s so unnerving, and it just seems unnatural to me. The two have sex, but it’s somewhat basic in nature, with only a few positions and mostly just blocking because they aren’t supposed to be professionals. After some changing of positions, North cums on Waay and that’s that. Nothing too complex here, and nothing really to say other than it works as a sex scene, and not much else. It’s not very passionate at all, and it’s mechanical in nearly every phase.

After the sex we are taken to a lawyer’s office where Joey Silvera and Nikki Tyler are finalizing a divorce. They fill out paperwork and there’s a lawyer there to finalize everything. That’s the end. The two end up talking about how they could just be friends. Then Nikki Tyler tells Silvera that he’s the best sex she’s ever had, and that prompts the two to go to a bedroom.

For this scene, the two are in a random house, lighting is good, but it looks like your average home. There’s heavy techno music in the background of this one, and it’s really annoying. It’s the worst music for a scene that is supposed to have a sense of passion. Silvera’s moans are louder than Tyler’s to start, and it’s funny that the audio was chosen in this manner. Nikki Tyler starts things off with a blow job that is somewhat fast, and passionate. Silvera switches positions and gives Tyler oral. Nikki Tyler is a tall blonde with very large breasts, a tan, thin waist, and trimmed pubic hair. After the oral another song plays, and this one is a bit more tolerable. The sex begins and we see that Silvera has put on a condom for this scene. It’s a clear one, so it’s not nearly as intrusive as what Peter North was wearing. This is a slow moving sex scene with Tyler asking Silvera to do things, and Silvera obliging. The two go through the motions of sex and honestly, it’s a bit like a one hour session with an escort, rushed, and lacking any sort of connection. Silvera doesn’t even last that long before he cums on Tyler’s back, and that’s it. Silvera’s a legend, don’t get me wrong, but in this scene he’s just passable, while Tyler is an amazing looking woman in contrast, and yet only gets a little bit of action. It’s a scene that works, but it’s far from complete, as you totally know that Tyler didn’t get off here.

I give “Out of Love” a 2 out of 5.

There’s a lot of problems that I found with this movie. It lacked a sense of passion, the sex was bland at times, and there was an obvious disconnect with the director and his actors. Aside from the setting, and some interesting acting from Silvera, I didn’t find what I was looking for at all. The Jill Kelly scene especially was disappointing, but overall, it’s a movie that a couple may enjoy, but it’s not a great one at all.

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The Naked Truth (1994) Review

The Naked Truth (1994) Poster DVD Cover

Today I have a special review that goes all the way back to 1994. That was the year that the movie “The Naked Truth” was released on home video, and later on DVD. It’s a production that I didn’t know about until I was looking into different scenes featuring various talents, and ran into this early option that starred Janine. This was Janine before all the tattoos, mind you, and before she was working full time with men, or retired in Oregon somewhere. This is a young Janine and she looks amazing. Her face and eyes have always been captivating to me, and while the rest of the cast rounds out some heavy hitters, this movie speaks volumes to the 1990s porno style. There’s a plot here, and it starts with three women talking about how Janine’s boyfriend is the “one”, and that they are waiting for one another. The movie actually shows off that men cheat, and women cheat, and well, it’s a porno. What did you expect? Well, here we go, a venture into the early 1990s, blonde haired, enhanced, shaved, bald porno. This isn’t gonzo pornography, it has a story, but it’s quite thin overall, mind you. This movie features Brittany Andrews, Peter North, Janine, Steven St. Croix, Kirstay Waay, Jay Ashley, Alex Dane, Jenteal, and Sindee Coxx.

The movie turns sexual when Peter North shows up and starts dancing in a black thong. The three women that were talking, then watch Peter North and Brittany Andrews dance, and strip. Then they start to have sex, but not before Janine comes through and start to dance with them. The trio start to go through the motions of foreplay, and it’s evident that North is not going to get Janine, but rather going to be part of a lesbian scene. Even though Janine doesn’t have sex with North, he certainly grinds her a lot, and you’d swear that behind the scenes maybe Janine and North did hook up. Not in this scene, however, as it slowly moves into a lesbian heavy threesome, with North getting in with Andrews for the most part, but Janine there to take on some oral, and more, although she doesn’t really touch North, mind you. It’s a bit confusing, but that’s how early Janine scenes were, she was only doing movies with women. The scene teases Janine getting involved with both North and Andrews, but since the plot is about her being a virgin and waiting for her marriage, she plays coy until finally going forward with giving Andrews oral, while Peter North coaches. Andrews blows Peter North, while Janine just watches and gets aroused. Then North puts on what looks like the world’s thickest condom, I kid you not, and has sex with Brittany Andrews. North and Andrews have real chemistry here, and he really goes to town with her, going through a few positions, before finally finishing. You get a fabulous Peter North cum shot, and it goes all over Andrews’ face, and that’s the end of the scene.

The scene ends and we are taken to a construction site where a stripper is dancing for a bunch of men. It’s Nick and others talking. Yes, that Nick that Janine claims they are going to wait, and that Nick is a virgin etc. However, in this scene, he approaches Jill Kelly, and starts to work through a sex scene.

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Jill Kelly and Steven St. Croix go forward at a construction site and have sex. This is an early Jill Kelly scene, before she got breast implants. I’ve always loved her face, and eyes, and here she is young, and barely into the porn world. The music here is a hip hop tune, with interesting breaks, but it’s muted a bit to hear the moans of Jill Kelly overall. Steven St. Croix performs oral on Jill Kelly then puts on one of those thick condoms and starts to have sex with her. This goes on while the construction crew watches! SO the two get on a makeshift bed, and just start working out their frustrations. This isn’t a bad scene, and Jill Kelly is quite attractive here. The two have a bit of chemistry together, and they definitely go through the motions and work up a sweat. The editing is off on this scene, as you end up seeing a lot of Steven St. Croix’s face, and sweat, rather than the penetration. However, the camera eventually switches to that in time, but it’s mostly focusing on the movements rather than the actual sex at times. That shifts with the positions, however, as the scene gets more and more heated. Eventually Steven St. Croix finishes on Kelly’s stomach, and even shots a shot near her eyes. This was a somewhat passionate scene, with a lot of gusto for Steven St. Croix, so good for him.

The movie then switches to another point of interesting. Janine shows up to Steven St. Croix’s home, and shows off a piece of lingerie. The two discuss the upcoming wedding, and the cost.

The movie switches gears, and it shows two guys trying to interrogate Kirsty Waay. This include Steven St. Croix and a guy that is just listed as “guy”. He looks familiar, but I can’t place him. Of course, because this is a porno, you know exactly where the scene is going, and the three start having sex. They all do it on a couch, and Waay actually gets really wet for this scene. They are having sex on a cream colored leather couch, and it’s your standard romp, however, there’s no condoms in this one, unlike the other scenes, at least at first. After a few back and forth pumps, a condom appears, which makes me think that this wasn’t shot in one take, but that’s just my two cents. There’s no anal here, there’s no double penetration or anything like that. It’s just a straight threesome, with St. Croix doing a lot of the work, and eventually giving a money shot that hits Waay’s stomach and face, and that’s it. The dude in question is Bobby Vitale, mind you.

After this we are taken to a set where a restaurant is setup. Janine and Kirsty Waay sit down and talk. Waay tries to tell Janine that Nick isn’t a good guy, and that causes her to storm off. She tells her that the dude is a bookie and isn’t a nice guy. That leads to another scene where Janine starts a monologue about Nick and how he can’t be a bad guy, and that she’s not wrong about him. After looking around his office, however, she ends up finding his paperwork and realizes that maybe Nick isn’t such a good guy after all.

We are then taken to Las Vegas where Nick and April, (Janine and St. Croix) have a room with a couple of friends. He wants to get action with his friends, but she doesn’t, so the scene ends up with just one couple having sex on the bed in their rented room.

This scene features Alex Dane and Jay Ashley. This is a pretty straight forward scene. It’s mechanical in nature, and the two just kind of go at it, normally. It’s not that sexy of a scene, although it will get you there. The music turns from pop to a disco electro beat, but the overall sequence isn’t that fun to watch. It’s kind of lame, and while the two have a little chemistry, you can tell that they are in work mode. There’s no condom here, which is a rare point in the movie, and the two just go through the motions of casual sex. The motion eventually goes forward into anal at one point, and then just has a money shot on the back of Alex Dane. Dane is a stand out in this movie, she’s not blonde, or athletic, she’s ethnic and while she does look sexy and young, she doesn’t have a lot of chemistry with Jay Ashley, and well that’s a tough thing in this scene.

The scene ends and we are taken to a bed where Janine, Jenteal, and Sindee Coxx are all just talking. They end up striking up a conversation about sex, and then they go into sex mode. This is a lesbian threeway, and it’s what you would expect from three women that are attracted to one another. They totally dominate this scene, and throw the plot of the movie out of the window, favoring the option to just go with oral, fingers, and much more. It’s just a threesome with beautiful women and that’s it.

I give “The Naked Truth” a 2 out of 5.

While there is a stand out scene with Jill Kelly and Steven St. Croix that is definitely sexy, that’s about it. The rest of the movie is kind of boring, and tired. There’s a little chemistry in the lesbian scenes, mind you, but overall, this is not a great movie at all. It’s kind of boring and mechanical for the most part. If I wasn’t hot for Jill Kelly, I wouldn’t ever watch any of this again.

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The Fanny (1997) Review

The Fanny (1997) Poster 

The year was 1997. I was only a teenager and wasn’t supposed to be watching porno, but with cable television came The Spice Network. It’s there that I started my quest to see as much adult movie stuff as I could, but if you recall that channel, then you know that they didn’t’ show any penetration, just a lot of naked people, no blow jobs, no penises, nothing. You instead got to see items in front of the bumping and grinding so you always thought that there was nothing really going on. It was like basic cable soft core, without the slow down, and stuff. Well, that’s where I first was introduced to the movie, “The Fanny”, which was a Wicked Pictures production, and it stars a bunch of people I know from other movies, and what not. Some of the actors included Toni James, Peter North, Kay London, Ashley Renee, Brittany Andrews, Shawna Edwards, Tony Tedeschi, and Steve Drake. These are all veterans of the industry, of course, and the main character is supposed to be a parody of “The Nanny”, the classic television show. Brittany Andrews tries to do her best impression, and it kind of works, so if you’re a fan of the show, you’re going to like the way that this all works out.

The movie opens up with an introduction of The Fanny, and she works for a movie producer. The movie is a mix of comedy up front, and of course, sex throughout the movie. The first major sex scene doesn’t start until 8 minutes or so into the movie. This features Kay London, Toni James, and Peter North. They aren’t exactly great actors, but this isn’t about the acting, it’s about the sex, right? The sex stars and on comes the jazz music. New wave jazz is the worst, in my opinion, but that’s just my two cents. This features no condoms, and Peter North getting it on with two blondes. The blondes are similar in shape, size, and overall looks. However, one is more vocal than the other, and has a smoker’s voice. They seem to have a good sense of chemistry though, and while Peter North’s performances can range from mechanical to filled with passion, this is somewhere in the middle. The women seem to have more fun than North is, as they give each other oral as North goes to town in doggy style and other positions. If you’re a fan of lesbian sex, then you’ll like how Toni James and Kay London work here, meanwhile Peter North is just a stunt cock for the most part. Not a bad thing, but definitely not great either. After about ten or so minutes of sex, maybe a little longer, Peter North cums on both of the blondes, and that’s the end of the scene. The setting is the basement of a home, that’s been finished and has a black couch, and that’s that. The music keeps playing as North finishes. The most exciting part is the money shot, after he finishes, the women blow him, which I know for a fact is one of the most tantalizing things to do in the sexual world, so points for that.

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The movie transitions to Ashley Renee and Brittany Andrews talking. They are by a pool table, when things turn into a sexual romp. This is a lesbian scene that once again gets started with jazzy music. However, this time you get “cow bell” first. If you’re a fan of cowbell, you’ll definitely appreciate the starting line, but then comes the 1980s new wave keyboards, and you’re lost amidst large breasts, and lots of oral. This lesbian scene is in full character, so if you’re looking for a break from that, you aren’t going to find it here. Both women are thin, taller, and have a sense of passion in this scene. The two have fun with their hands, mouths, and moan a lot. It’s a standard lesbian scene, and not terrible, but not great either. It’s “functional” at best, and if you like two women getting it on, you’ll like this, as it works well for the most part.

Moving forward we get a transition, and then we see Tony Tedeschi talking to a random woman. Her name is Shawna Edwards, at least the actress’s name. As they start to kiss downstairs, upstairs, Kay London and Steve Drake start kissing, and so the director decides to go back and forth between the two sex scenes. This is a move I hate, honestly. I’d rather see one scene at a time, rather than jumping back and forth, but that’s just my take on things at this point. Tony Tedeschi wears a condom for his scene, which threw me off, since Peter North wasn’t wearing on in his scene. They are in the same couch area that the Peter North scene was in, so Shawna Edwards and Tony go for it. It’s not a bad scene, mind you, but it’s far from great. It’s porno, what can I say? It lacks a sense of passion, and you can tell that they are going through the motions, for the most part. There’s nothing wrong with that, but if you’re looking for that passionate, sexual romp, this doesn’t really showcase it, as Shawna Edwards seems lost amidst the bigger picture of porno, rather than focusing on the situation. But that happens sometimes. Steve Drake doesn’t wear a condom with Kay London, and the director switches between the two sex scenes editing back and forth. This device may work in regard to porno for the most part, but it’s something that’s not really needed as it takes away from the viewer’s romp. One thing I did notice was that upon going doggy with Tony Tedeschi and Shawna Edwards, he takes the condom off at one point, then puts it back on at one point. I’m not sure if this scene was filmed twice or not, but it’s obvious that there’s two takes and two different uses of condom and no condom. This scene is mechanical, while the Steve Drake and Kay London one is a little better, but not by much. The money shots here all land on the women’s stomach, and that’s it. Drake gives a little more gusto on the pubic hair of London, while Tedeschi finishes on the tattoo and stomach of Shawna Edwards. It’s not a bad scene, it’s just not great.

The end of the movie is up next, as there’s only one more scene left. Steve Drake and Tony Tedeschi ask The Fanny to stay. And then the inevitable happens, sex. All in character mind you, so if you had fantasies about seeing The Nanny in a sex scene, here you go, the finale, which features Brittany Andrews in a giant black hair wig, and Tony Tedeschi, doing his thing as always. The music is a little better here, mind you, and it’s an interesting departure from the rest of the smooth jazz that was playing earlier. It’s not terrible, but it’s not great, and it features slow moving keyboards, and mediocre synth drums. As for the sex, the foreplay is quite good overall. The two seem to have good chemistry during the oral, including rimming, which shows a close up throughout. However, when the actual sex starts, the two seem to lose steam at first, and Tony Tedeschi again dawns a condom. Andrews has a piercing down there, and the two seem to get more into it as the scene progresses. As the close up of Andrews and Tedeschi moves forward, you can see the glistening from how wet she’s getting, and how fun the scene must be overall, as she’s nearly squirting at one point. The sex goes on for a good while, and as you’d expect, after a few positions, things get rougher, and eventually Tony pulls out, removes the condom and cums on Andrews’ triple D breasts. That’s it, the full movie is over, and it ends with Andrews collecting cum and blowing Tony as the finale.

I give “The Nanny” a 3 out of 5.

There’s not a whole lot to save this movie. It’s a late 1990s Wicked Pictures movie, and it’s not horrendous. It has a few moments of comedy, and seeing Brittany Andrews in the wig is great. Other than that, it’s a standard porno from the late 1990s.

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