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The opening scene features Britt Morgan and Randy Spears. It’s a somewhat boring sex scene, that has some simple elements that you’d expect. It doesn’t at all have the charisma and chemistry of other porno movies, and it shows. Britt and Randy don’t have a lot of chemistry and they are just going through the motions. They have sex on a fire place, and he eventually cums on her back. There’s not a lot of moaning, and the music kind of throws me off. The set is good though, a darkened house of the serial killer.
Once the first sex scene is over, you get the cast in a class room and they are all bored. They just listen to the teacher and are falling asleep. When Brandy Wine falls asleep. She wakes up and Robert Bullock is there as the teacher and starts to massage her shoulders and neck, and you know exactly what is going to happen next, don’t you?
Brandy Wine and Robert Bullock have more chemistry than the opening sequence, and they start having sex on a student’s desk. This fulfills that teacher, student fetish for those that are out there and like that. Brandy Wine looks great, and is all natural, and Robert Bullock has some chops, with facial hair, and a good overall way of giving oral. There’s a good deal of moaning here, but at one point you see Bullock isn’t even hard, so he has to get himself there, forcing it, and throwing me off the scene. Wine keeps her heels on so that’s a bit sexy, but the scene itself is shorter than I’d liked, and the positions are generic. The saxophone music is good though, but the scene gets into a “mechanical” face fast, and Bullock has some great facial features. I was dying. Oh, and Wine is completely shaved, so that’s something. He eventually cums and you get a close up of Wine’s pubic region which has a little hair.
After the sex, out comes Randy Spears again as the villain. We also see that Wine is actually asleep at her desk!
Next up Mike Horner falls asleep at a friend’s house and when he wakes in dream world, Shanna McCullough is there with a teddy, heels, and a pearl necklace. Mike Horner looks familiar to me, and McCullough also looks somewhat familiar. Her 1980s hairstyle is hilarious to me looking back, but she has an all natural body, and long legs that really does point towards a good time. But when you see this movie, you’re going to find that Mike Horner looks a lot like an actor from “The Last Man On Earth”, and so you’ll be laughing at the premise. These two have the most chemistry together, and the sex is actually really good for the 1980s, and I was impressed. The music sounded like an Oingo Boingo remix, but the moans, the sweat and overall sex was great. I loved watching this one.
Post scene out comes Spears again and wakes Horner up in the real world! He freaks out and is comforted.
The movie continues with the same classroom and another conversation. The cast starts discussing trying to figure out what is going on, when Brandy Wine falls asleep. She is then greeted by Shanna McCullough in the dream world, and the two start having lesbian sex. This is an ok scene if you like lesbian porn, but the camera angles and the music make you kind of tired. The two don’t exhibit a lot of chemistry together and the scene is overly mechanical. It works, and the two women are pretty, but it’s kind of lackluster overall, and when it’s over, you’re glad it’s over. I’m a fan of lesbian scenes, but in this time around, it just wasn’t that great.
And now, we’re back to the classroom and we are greeted with the Freddy knockoff, Randy Spears greeting Britt Morgan again. The two do it again in the classroom this time, and this scene is just as bad as the first scene. With a few exceptions. Morgan seems to get wet here, like really wet, and Spears seems to do a little more work to make the scene bearable. Morgan’s moans sound so fake here, but the music saves the day for me. A rocking saxophone jazzy number that emulates the movements of the two performers. Britt Morgan reminds me of Stacy Valentine, with her bleached blonde hair. Spears does well for the most part but he seems to be losing his erection at one point and has to will himself hard again. I guess that’s normal for the late 1980s porn scene? The closing sex moments are good, as Spears goes into overdrive and Morgan starts to actually enjoy it a lot more. Spears gets really into it towards the end and does a lot of the work, and while Morgan’s moans are somewhat faked, they still present a good enough sound design for you to enjoy the scene. I wouldn’t say that I fell in love with Morgan, but towards the end, I kind of was fantasizing about meeting a blonde haired escort. So maybe that’s a job well done? Spears finishes on her back again, and the scene is over.
After the scene, Randy Spears is told that Morgan is in control now! Since it’s her dream, she calls the shots! Spears is made into a “one woman nightmare boogey man”, and that’s it! Morgan gets the last laugh and the credits roll! That’s it, the movie is done. They made a sequel to this, but I haven’t seen it yet.
I give “Nightmare On Porn Street” a 3 out of 5.
The premise works, and there are a few scenes that made me think about real sex, especially the Shanna McCullough scenes, as she reminds of someone, I just can’t put my finger on it. The rest of the movie was dumb, but there was enough classic parody to make me think this would’ve been a cool popcorn flick to see in porno theaters.
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