The Villa (2005) Review

The Villa (2005)

We are back again with another porno review, and this time we are going back to 2005. We go back 13 years to see a movie that was shot on film, and was a bit of a film within a film. In this movie, we are going to get focused on what the industry is kind of like, but in a very, cinematic presentation. There’s film grain from the start, and we get thrown into the mix within 5 minutes of starting. The movie we have selected for today is called, “The Villa” and it was released in 2005. It is part of the collection of movies that Janine did with men and women, getting away from her lesbian only content, to do men. This movie stars Janine, Jassie, Evan Stone, Julian, Haley Paige, Tiana Lynn, Vincent Vega, Nick Manning, and Dale Dabone. The dvd version of this movie has a lot of extras, but I got a no-frills review copy, so I can’t comment on that. This movie was directed by Paul Thomas, if that is of interest to any of you.

The movie starts in a large mansion. We see a young brunette talking to a director in a little black dress. The director here is Janine, and she’s talking to the woman and telling her that she has to have more than a pretty face to get involved in the industry. She then starts to dance for Evan Stone, and we get started with the first sex scene. This scene, starts with Jassie and Evan Stone playing with one another, and then move into oral sex, with Janine joining in. There’s a camera guy here that is getting filmed and that’s Julian, and he gets into the action when Janine turns her attention to him. Janine starts to blow Julian, while Jassie and Evan Stone have sex, making this a four way sex scene. This starts fair enough, but Jassie is overshadows by the veteran performers in Julian and Janine. The camera moves around a bit, but you don’t want to see what Evan Stone is doing, even though it looks like he took off his condom at one point. Fans of Janine are going to want to selfishly look at whatever she’s doing, and she moans and is more theatrical than the young one. Julian of course is jacked here, and he is in prime, while Evan Stone is also built, the two throwing down what you would expect from the vets in porn. There’s no music after the initial techno sound, and you get an interesting movement throughout the filming. There’s a roaming camera throughout, and there’s sound that shows off the movement more than anything else. The interior is lit well, the design is great, and the two guys take turns with Jassie, after a while, and you hear Evan Stone and Janine going at it again at the 14 minute mark. Mind you, there’s a lot of sex going on here, all protected, but still with lots of sound and more. You are not going to be left out wondering what is going on, that’s for sure. Before the 15 minute mark, we see dueling masturbation and Stone and Julian cum on their partners, and that’s it. Janine blows Stone after he cums, which is an incredible sight, but other than that, you’ll find that this ends as hot as it began, with dueling cocks showing off, and Janine and the vets throwing down a great scene. Jannie is the missing link here, she’s just not that good.

The scene ends and we see Janine and Evan Stone talking. They are discussing whether or not Janine wants to get involved in movie making, and she says that she doesn’t want to be involved with Gonzo movies, that she wants to be in features. She then says that she will retreat to a villa somewhere for a while, and that’s where we catch up with her next. Janine is scene at a computer, and she starts to type what her movie would be like. We then start to hear some rock music, and see a random dude jogging to what appears to be a lighthouse. Then we see Janine walking around with a hat on, and just going through a walk or something. She goes to the base of her home and picks up her mail. That’s when a random dude runs by, and Janine looks at him with a bit of intent. The rock instrumental reminds me of Soundgarden or Alice In Chains for the most part. As the movie continues, we see that Janine is having a bit of writer’s block, so she starts to imagine the jogger and starts to play with herself before bed. There’s some soft music playing, and there’s a lot of shadow in this bedroom scene. There’s an attempt at art here, not just straight forward sex, which is always a nice touch. Janine goes solo here, and that’s about it, nothing major.

Janine either goes to sleep or wakes up from a dream to find that there are three people in the villa just kissing and having a good time. A terrible looping musical soundtrack begins, and we end up seeing that it’s Vincent Vega, Haley Paige, and Tiana Lynn. Now, I’m not familiar with any of these performers. Haley Paige and Tiana Lynn look young, like in their 20s, and they have French tip nails, long hair, one is dirty brown, and the other is a little more blonde. They are completely shaved, one has large breasts and the others aren’t so big. Vega is clean shaven, latino looking, and seems to get hard fast, but the women are more interested in themselves. After some kissing, we end up getting some foreplay. Haley Paige, and Tiana Lynn start with oral, then give oral to Vega, before the trio start into the hardcore sex. The music stops during the sex, and the trio get down on a black couch. It’s not a great scene, and the women moan a bit dramatically, with Vega doing his best to keep things moving up and up. If you had an “average” porn scene, this would be it. The trio have robotic sex, and while there seems to be an attempt to squirt at around 30 minute mark, there’s nothing major going on other than your standard sex. Even Vega looks a bit robotic here, and there’s a lack of passion. Music restarts around the 31 minute mark, and things continue. This is a longer sex scene than the others, but that doesn’t make it great. The scene ends with Vega finishing o the girls, and that’s it. It’s sterile, and lacking emotion, but visually, it’s well lit, has a nice interior design, and well, it works on the level that it’s straight sex.

The scene ends and the women say that Vega can go and that the other woman can go. One woman tells two to go and then Janine shows up and helps the duo leave. Two people leave in a Jaguar, and it leaves Janine and Hailey Paige all alone.

The movie progresses, and we are taken outside where a gardener is working. Haley Paige is getting nude and feeling the pool water. Meanwhile there’s a random dude jogging, and Janine once again sees him. She offers him some water and stops him. The two talk a bit. Janine asks him if he wants to take a break. He says he cannot take a break, but maybe next week he will be around. Janine says he can definitely come back, and the movie goes back to Haley Paige in the pool. That prompts Janine to come out in a bikini and hat, and then starts talking to Paige.

There’s a lot of filler in this movie, I’m not going to lie. Janine is just meandering through the movie, and we are treated to seeing her moving through different areas. The movie moves to where Janine talks to the random dude at a spot that looks a lot like the Melody Inn near LAX. At around the 45 minute mark there’s a bit of a sex scene, but I’m not sure who it is, it’s not Haley Paige, but it’s a lot of close ups featuring a young waitress and a dildo. But that’s short lived as Janine keeps trying to hit Nick Manning. When Janine sees that Tiana Lynn wants in on the sex she runs away from Manning, and says that she’s not interested in him anymore. Manning goes back to the bar and that’s where Tiana Lynn is waiting for him. Either way, Paige has small breasts, reddish brown hair, and Manning is built and thin overall. The sex is fine, with the two getting oral first, then around the 55 minute mark Tiana Lynn squirts, which is interesting, but manning is just odd, and goes nuts as he drops a load. HE’s like a cartoon in this movie. He makes a lot of noise, and I laughed at the whole thing.

We go back to the Villa and that’s where we see Haley Paige and Janine. They end up in the shower together, and the starting point is lesbian sex, which is normal, I guess, it’s nothing crazy, I can’t complain. It’s slow moving, and Janine looks far older than Paige. Paige and Janine have lesbian sex in a very nice shower, with techno music going on. There’s a lot of kissing, and a lot of fingers used in this complete solution. A dildo shows up at around the 1 hour mark, which is somewhat good I guess. This is a teaching moment more than anything else, and honestly, it’s not a bad scene, but it’s far from what I thought it would be overall. I appreciated the sequence enough, and while it’s well lit, it has some interesting moments, it’s really just somewhat robotic at times. There’s no passion. Oh well.

We move to another scene, and this time we see Haley Paige swimming in the nude when Nick Manning shows up. Nick Manning is a cartoon performer. Haley Paige and Nick Manning start having sex, and it appears to be a part of Janines fantasy more than anything else. He reminds me of the dude that replaced Dirk Diggler in “Boogie Nights”. He’s loud, he’s demanding, and he is like a cartoon to me. “That’s it baby, suck, yeah suck”, is not sexy. He’s built, has a medium sized penis, and yells at times. “YEAH!”, is not something you want to see from a random dude. He moves through the motions of sex with Haley Paige, and I can honestly say that this is the first scene that actually is good with Paige genuinely enjoying the sex, and Manning throwing down some serious edge at around the 1 hour 13 minute mark, which is impressive considering he plays it like a “bro”. If you want to see a comedic moment, just watch this, Manning is hilarious, and perhaps that’s why he kept getting work? This is a parody of porn, right? Oh man, I couldn’t believe it.

There’s a point when Manning calls Janine a cunt, and then she pushes him a pool, and that’s that. He goes away.

The next day we see a gardener coming through the Villa and he starts to get led by Janine into an outdoor patio area. She starts to whisper in his ear, and the two start to make out. Janine slowly caresses him, kisses him lightly, and then the two start to take their clothes off. The gardener here is played by Dale DaBone. He’s an average looking white dude, but this is a focused scene for Janine, which starts easy enough. Dale Dabone starts to give Janine oral, the two start to make out more, and then we are off to the races with sex, including Janine taking off her sun dress. Fans of Janine, waiting for her to have sex without a condom on will get really close around the 1 hour and 21 minute mark where Dabone rubs his penis on Janine’s vagina, without insertion, but just rubbing, and getting wet. It’s an interesting play of sorts, and one that gets cut in favor of more oral. A blanket is put out, and the two start to have sex on it, but you don’t see if Dabone puts on a condom or not, which may be the director’s way of trying to hide the fact. The sex starts smooth, slow, and steady. It’s not that fast, it’s not that hard, it’s just steady and Janine seems to have fun here before she asks for him to cum on her, which he obliges, and ends the scene. The music cuts out, you just hear them have sex, and that’s the end of this scene and the movie for the most part. We go back to Janine eating cake, and looking at a computer screen, and that’s pretty much it. Janine turns in a script, and Evan Stone talks to Evan and then they just share a few moments. Janine shows off the cast, and that’s it, we get a moment where one of the women squirt, and that’s the end. Weird ending.

I give “The Villa” a 3 out of 5.

While I didn’t think it was completely horrible, and I love Janine, I felt that the performances sandwiched between hers weren’t that good. Janine makes up for it, and if you’re a fan of hers, this will be a great option to look into, but other than that, it’s not that great. It has a lot of filler and it’s not that long of a movie.

You can purchase “The Villa” which features Janine in two different boy and girl scenes by CLICKING HERE, and getting all the extra features and scenes.

The Perfect Slut (2005) Review

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Heading into 2005, going a bit more modern than usual on this website, we are going to discuss “The Perfect Slut”. I didn’t know anything about this movie, and so I was surprised that within 1 minute and 30 seconds Cindy Crawford was talking to the camera and playing with herself. Before getting too far into this one, the stars of this movie include Cindy Crawford, Alex Rox, Sergio, Tyler Faith, Ashton Moore, Gia Paloma, and others. This is a gonzo movie. I didn’t realize that until I started watching it, and then I looked closer at the box art. This is a Jill Kelly production, but she’s not in it. If you’ve ready anything on this blog, you know that I’m a big fan of Jill Kelly, and would love to meet and interview her. As for this particular movie, it’s her production company, but she’s not doing anything in it. This is a gonzo porno movie, and I don’t like reviewing gonzo movies, but hey, it’s too late now, I have to get started.

The opening scene features Cindy Crawford in what appears to be a bad motel, or a set somewhere in the San Fernando Valley. She starts playing with herself and then in comes Alex Rox, Sergio, and Tyce Bune. This is a fourway sexual romp, and two of the guys aren’t even hard. They struggle to get it up, while two guys are hard. Cindy Crawford, Alex Rox, Sergio, and Tyce Bune go through some good points overall. Cindy Crawford looks nothing like the super model. She’s a blonde haired, tanned, skinny porno actress, and well, she’s not half bad. If you like blonde haired women, this is going to be your scene, at least in the beginning, as she’s shaved, and she is perfectly tanned, and looks like that California blonde style. Crawford gets wet with some oral, she has a piercing down below, and a landing strip. The guys take turns with her, and she seems to genuinely get into some of the action, moaning, and nearly screaming at one point. There are multiple positions, multiple partner changes, and your classic 4 way sex romp. At one point she asks for anal, and that’s showcased at around 14 minutes into the movie. A few minutes later, there’s a double penetration, and that’s about the best part of the scene. The camera moves back and forth and shows you that this is a set, not a hotel, which is interesting to see. Overall, Crawford’s enthusiasm for this scene makes it worth checking out, as she really gets into the sex, and the guys are there to oblige her requests. The show ends with multiple money shots on her face, and that’s it.

From that scene we are taken to the back of a club. It’s there that two blondes are kissing. A techno beat starts and the two start to get a bit more extreme. The two women, are Ashton Moore and Tyler Faith. As far as lesbian scenes are concerned, this is not half bad. They are both thin, tall California blondes. They go slowly, and they are sensual throughout their scene. It’s an interesting scene and one that is definitely going to attract those that like blondes. Both women are shaved, both are toned, tanned, and seem to like what is going on. The lighting is dark, the music is bothersome, but the sex is above average. What else can you ask for?

The sequence ends, and we are taken to another scenario. This one features Kurt Lockwood, a toned guy with an average penis, Cindy Crawford, and Summer Sweet. Again, we are treated to blondes. It’s two blondes working over Lockwood, and a jazzy, new school beat. Kurt looks like a surfer dude, and he looks about as smart as a box of cement. No offense, but it’s just a funny looking guy, with an average sized member. The music doesn’t fit the scene, and the set looks like the lobby of an old hotel. The women immediately start working over Lockwood, giving wet blow jobs, and kisses. No condoms are in place, and the two women start things off with reverse cowgirl, taking turns. The new wave jazz was annoying here, but the sex is fine. Two blonde haired women that you’d find on the streets of Santa Monica, near the pier. If you’re into tanned, skinny, blonde haired women, then this scene will really do it for you. As for me, it’s average. The women are shaved, they seem semi-into it, and Lockwood does good not to cum too early and he really pushes into both women. Lockwood just looks like he’s going through the motions, and the women aren’t that into him, but they are doing the job. Sure it’s sexual, but it’s far from being passionate. However, as far as eye candy is concerned, the women are hot, and the more you watch, the more they tempt you. The scene ends with a money shot, and it’s not that great. Lockwood is delayed in finishing himself off, but the women make due and suck it dry, making it the best part of the scene. Other than that, this isn’t that great.

The scene shifts, as is the standard for gonzo porno movies, and it’s Alexis Amore, Charmane Star, and Alex Sanders hanging out at a strip club. This appears to be the champagne room, and while Chris Rock said that there’s no sex in the champagne room, this trio is ignoring it. The two women have long brunette hair, and medium tanned skin. Sanders has a skinny, rocker type body, and a condom is used in this scene. The two women pounce on him, blowing him, then getting on top for a ride. Sanders takes turn with both women, one had a piercing of a diamond on her lower parts, and then after some back and forth, Sanders gives the women a money shot, although he struggles to let it out and it doesn’t seem to come through with much vigor. The women blow him after the fact, and that’s the end. I like the finish, anytime an actor cums and then gets a blow job, lucky bastard.

And now, another sex scene. This time around there’s an alternative rock tune playing in the background. This set looks a lot like a college dorm room, and it’s a boy girl scene. This scene features Gia Paloma and Christian XXX. Gia moans through the kissing portions of this, and Christian gets hard fast, so Gia jumps on for a blow job. There’s some blocking that goes on here, the same that you’d expect from old Cable television porno, and it’s funny to see. Gia goes deep here, and actually seems to have some passion for what she’s doing. That makes this scene a lot better than the previous one. The two start having sex, and that passion seems to dwindle a little. Gia does moan while in different positions, and eventually in anal, but Christian seems to be in work mode and losing his erection at one point. It also looks to be painful at one point, and the signs of a penis that has been pumped comes through. Christian eventually cums on Gia’s back and butt and the scene ends.

The final scene, we are taken to a set with good lighting and Cindy Crawford talking. She starts off by stripping, and then a group of five guys show up. She is enthusiastic about what is to come, and well, here we go, the final scene begins at around one hour and 10 minutes. This scene features Cindy Crawford, Alex Rox, Anthony Hardwood, guy, Sergio, and Tyce Bune. Crawford immediately starts to suck everyone off, and no dick is giant, or monster in size. The guys that aren’t getting blown are just masturbating, trying to get hard, and one guy cums too early. The sex begins, and it’s standard five way sex, with one guy getting into it, while the others watch, then a DP sequence occurs after some anal, and things really get going. There are no condoms used here. A few of the guys don’t even stay hard for most of the scene. The camera work is not that good here, and the guys go through the motions, including several DP moments, but honestly, it’s not that great. Crawford seems to enjoy it, but at a certain point seems to get bored with the action. She moans, the guys go through th emotions, and she asks them to go slow, but they don’t, and she just takes it. The scene eventually finishes with the guys cumming on Cindy one by one and that’s it. The movie ends and that’s the end of the production.

I give “The Perfect Slut” a 3 out of 5.

Cindy Crawford is a name that I recognize from super models. However, this is not her. This blonde haired woman has a California look to her, and in my younger years would’ve turned me on. Now in my 30s, however, she’s not that great, and the movie seems forced at times. The rest of the scenes are a bit dry, although there are a few moments of enthusiasm. Gonzo porno sucks, and I never liked it. However, there’s enough here for a 3 out of 5, so I handed it down.

Janines Got Male (2005) Review

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I first discovered Janine when I was watching the “Adam and Eve” channel on cable. As I got older, I realized that she was a woman that only did lesbian sex scenes for porn. Then she got into the mainstream. She was the cover girl of the Blink 182 “Enema of the State” record. I fell in love. She looked amazing on the cover, and I had the ultimate fantasy of meeting her, and just talking to her about her work, tattoos, and more. Of course, it’d be great to be a lover, but that’s out of the cards, and it will never happen. Regardless of that point, Janine has been famous for not doing men on film, even though she’s been in the business for some time. Well, after a hiatus, she decided to come back to the porn industry, and she was cast in a series of movies where she was working with top male talent. One of the releases was none other than “Janine’s Got Male” from 2005. Even though I ran into a Janine picture called “The Naked Truth” from 1995, in which she has a threesome with Peter North. In that edit, however, she does not engage North, but sticks to her female costar. You also see her without her tattoos, which is quite the shocker. Fascinating.

The movie starts out with Janine dancing on stage, and then talking about her career. She discusses her favorite all girl scenes, and what has made her decide to come back to the industry and start working with male talent. If you haven’t ever seen her work with men, this is one of the premier movies that you’re going to see her in. The movie, for the most part is a gonzo porno, mind you. It’s not plot driven like other movies that she’s been in, and it’s definitely not something that I’m a big fan of, except for the fact that it’s in fact Janine, and well, sometimes that takes precedent.

The movie features Janine with both men and women, but don’t think you’re going to get double penetration or anything too extreme. Even though she starts her showcase talking to a couple of veterans of the industry, and then immediately jumps into a 3 way. The threesome is good, but you can tell that her chemistry with Evan Stone is the true measure of this scene. Evan Stone wears a flesh colored condom so you can barely tell that he has one on. At one point he plays with Janine’s butt, and sticks the head of his penis into it, and you think this is going to get into anal territory, but it doesn’t, which may disappoint some, but it’s one of the coveted hold outs of porno up to this point. At one point the cameras shifts to a point where you may think you’re going to get a double penetration moment, but Stone stops himself, and walks out of frame. Evan Stone must be well trusted by Janine because twice in this opening scene he puts his penis in her butt and to stop him from doing that she puts her hand in it. It’s a moment in porno history that you may not realize is happening, but it is. The two have amazing chemistry and eventually the scene moves to just Stone and Janine, and the second guy kind of moves out of camera for a good portion of it. The sexual chemistry between Janine and Evan Stone makes the threesome turn into a single, boy and girl scene, and it’s truly one of the best scenes I’ve seen in porn. They seem to be good friends, loving every minute of working together, and that’s always great for the fantasy. Once the scene is done, Janine talks about how she liked it, and you already know what she’s going to say, she has a smile on her face.

From there, you end up in another scene, with a different actress and actor. Kimberly Kane and Nick Manning go forward to a boy and girl scene, and that’s it. It’s nothing crazy, just straight forward sex. It’s filler, honestly, as it doesn’t really seem to be something that I’d be too interested in considering the title’s name. It’s a good scene, but it’s not that going to be your main focus, no doubt.

After the filler, Janine returns to have a threesome with Tawny Roberts and Rick Patrick. This has a mix of lesbian sex, and full on male sex, but it’s edited kind of rough, and there’s a focus on masturbation and of course Tawny Roberts more than Janine at times. This also seems like filler, but not as bad as the second scene, that’s for sure.

Next up, you are going to see Monique Alexander and Shy Love do a girl and girl scene. This is also filler on this release, and while I don’t mind it, it’s not what you are hoping for when you are watching a video called “Janine’s Got Male”, right? Well this suffices to fill in the gaps of Janine talking to the camera documentary style, in interview form, and that’s about it.

The final scene is one of the scenes that you probably see a lot on free tube sites. It’s Evan Stone and Janine going at it once again, this time solo in a wooden barn type area. Stone and Janine have some incredible chemistry, and this shows, including moments where he once again tries to stick his penis into her butt, and she pushes him away, but allows him to go as fast as he can, plowing through as if they are never going to see each other again. There’s a full amount of attention paid to foreplay here, as well as sex in several positions. Stone has a lot of stamina, and control, which is great, and Janine looks great from all angles here. This is definitely a great ending to the larger loosely plotted movie about Janine finally getting it on with male talent. This scene is hardcore, and it truly is something for Janine fans that wanted to see her perform with male porn stars. I’m fascinated, no doubt, but with the filler content, I’m not sure I’d give this a great review. The music, the documentary style, the editing, and some of the transitions are interesting. There’s a few transitional elements that are odd, especially when Evan Stone succeeds in sticking his penis into her butt hole. That editing element, skips the sequence a few minutes if not a complete stop and re-start. It’s jarring, but if you’re already hard, then what does it matter?

Since this movie’s release, Janine has been in a lot of different scenes, and movies. But this remains one of the earliest examples of her boy and girl work. Threesomes, and solo work, this is a piece of history that you are not going to want to miss, if you’re a fan of Janine. If not, then I suggest picking up the stellar Blink 182 album “Enema of the State” as she’s on the cover in a nurse’s outfit looking great. I think I love her most in those pictures, more than this movie. I’m weird.

I give “Janine’s Got Male” 4 out of 5 stars.

You can purchase or stream “Janine’s Got Male” from various sources. It’s a solid film with Janine enjoying herself at the start and end of the film. The rest, is just filler if you ask me. Janine fans have to watch this, though.

Did you see “Janine’s Got Male”? If so, drop me a line in the comments below.