Texas Crude (1995) Review

We go back to the 1990s, and this time around we are looking at a movie that was distributed by Nitro Productions, and directed by Charles Rothstein. The movie stars Houston, Alec Metro, Valeria, Marc Wallice, Tom Byron, Vince Vouyer, Dallas Whitacker, Barbi Bond, Keisha, and Mike Horner. The movie is about a bar in Texas, and a wealthy tycoon wants to buy in. Will the bar sell out or will they stay put, on top of a fortune of ore? The movie has a simplified plot, and really is paper thin as per usual, and to be honest, it’s not well written. However, unlike my previous reviews, I take a look at the sex more than the story, because no one seems to care about the story, and fast forward to the raunch, right? Today we look at "Texas Crude".

The first thing you should know about this movie is that Houston is starring in it, that same Houston that did 620 men in the world’s biggest gang bang. The movie opens up with a simple strip tease, and we get moving fast into the nudity. Of course, that’s what you came for, right? 

Plotting starts with a group of lawyers in a room, being requested to purchase land that is sitting on a great deal of ore. The group adjourns, and we get moving straight forward into a hard wipe, and a bedroom scene. The room looks like a random hotel, and it isn’t that attractive, but it’s where we start with the sex. 

Scene 1. Houston, Alec Metro

Houstin has her hair in braids, like that of the Perfect 10 movie. If you’re familiar with that classic, then you know what her hair looks like here. ALec Metro wears a suit that is too big for him, but it starts to come off fast with Houston. Houston is a blonde with big breasts, and a thin waist. This is before she had a lot of other work done, so she is still somewhat young in this scene, and Metro is a veteran of sorts. 

The scene is somewhat standard, with the most provocative of moments the oral sequences with Metro getting blown, where as Houston getting eaten out isn’t exactly the best. She’s shaved, in that 1990s style, so if you’re a fan of that, you’ll likely be turned on here. However the sex is rudimentary, lacking that passion, it’s two machines, no passion, and well, somewhat interesting for the longer shots. This is standard sex, porno sex, multiple positions, and a money shot, no condom, and just a finish. If you’re a fan of Houston, then you may like this scene, otherwise, it’s just not that grand. Even if she is hot, there’s something missing. 

Metro’s script is hilarious, if you’re watching this for entertainment, he spews a few one liners, here and there, which are funny to consider, but overall just over the top. 

Plot Point 

The plot moves forward and we get more of the story. Two guys are looking to make a deal to buy out the owners. In between that we get to see the hiring process of a strip club. That leads to a stern conversation in the back of the club. Ms. Dallas Delight says Texas Crude is not for sale. The crux of this plot revolves around the buying of a strip club. There’s some seriously bad acting, bad jokes, and simplified lines. 

Scene 2. Valeria, Marc Wallice, Tom Byron

Next up we get a threesome in which Byron and Wallice are sent to arrest Valeria, a busty blonde. The fun starts with kissing in a backstage area of what is supposed to be the strip club/bar. Byron gets blown first, and that’s where your x-rating comes into play. This is a scene with minimal music, and a bit of sound overall. The sound design here is not half bad, but the lack of music is a bit odd considering this is a feature. There’s a good deal of foreplay for the plot, but once the sex gets moving forward, Valeria and the boys do a good job of making moves. Fans of close up sex will enjoy seeing the penetration go full force with Byron taking the lead overall. At one point Wallice is soft, so he’s not in frame. Valeria does anal after a certain point, and while there’s no double penetration, there’s enough to get you started up. Anal is somewhat limited before a money shot occurs, and she gets it on her face and pubic mound, which is not completely shaved. 

Plot point: Wallice and Byron cum and are busted by Dallas, she warns the cops that they are in trouble and will have to answer to a higher authority unless they scram. 

Meanwhile, Houston wants to dance and approaches Dallas and asks to get started asap. 

Scene 3. Dallas Whitacker, Vince Vouyer

Vouyer watches Dallas dance, and eventually gets in good with her, and the next sex point begins. Dallas is a nice, tight blonde with medium size breasts, and Vouyer is a pro here. The setting here is a bar, right on the stools and counter. The two proceed into oral, and while it’s not epic, it is serviceable. Dallas is ok, she has pretty looks, and gives head with slight enthusiasm, but you can tell that the chemistry here is lost somewhere. They are limited to how many positions they can go here, so you can expect limited sex, doggy, cowgirl, and the use of the bar stools and counters. Dallas has a nice body, but this is not a great sex scene if you ask me. It’s formulaic, and Vouyer even looks bored at one point. There’s a money shot and then that’s it, it’s all over.

Plot Point: Houston talks to Mr. BIg about buying the bar. We then move forward to the stage where two ladies are dancing and getting clapped for and cheered for. This has shotty camera work, slow motion, and piped in claps. It’s pretty lousy, but the set isn’t too bad here so that’s a plus. 

Scene 4. Dallas Whitacker, Houston

For fans of lesbian sex, the movie throws in this little tidbit. You get Houston with Dallas, and the two immediately start getting naked and going for it. You can tell that they are not fully bisexual, at least not with one another as the scene is slow, methodical, and somewhat tame in comparison to the rest. It’s very lackluster in terms of lesbian sex, and while it will get you there, it’s definitely lacking. Again there’s no soundtrack here, just the moaning, and mostly oral as you’d expect. This is a scene you’d probably fast forward, it lacks chemistry. 

Scene 5. Barbi Bond, Keisha, Mike Horner

Moving along, we are in the middle of another scene, the plot jumps to sex, and we get the final sex encounter. This time around it’s Barbi Bond, Keisha, and Mike Horner. Horner is a veteran of this stuff, and the two women are a dichotomy for you. One is a tight blonde and one is a brunette with nice hips and curly hair. The sex starts quickly with a blow job to horner, and then goes into lesbian sex. Lots of kissing and oral before Horner jumps in to have sex with the women and it’s not half bad. It’s a good ender, but it definitely is missing something. There’s a cum shot on Barbi Bond’s rear, and that’s it for the sex, a short sex scene to level things out. 

The plot thickens when Dallas and Houston catch Horner’s character. Horner is married so gets to moving along, and then we get the final moment, where Dallas and Houston breaks the news to Mr. Big, he gets the shaft and doesn’t get to buy the club. 

Texas Crude is a by the numbers porno movie, and one that I wouldn’t recommend. If you’re a big fan of Houston, then there you go, but other than that, this is somewhat mediocre and just kind of tiresome. 

I give “Texas Crude” a 1 out of 5 stars. 

Mysteria (1995) Review

Mysteria (1995) DVD Cover 

As this New Year comes through I’m back at the desk reviewing pornographic material, because that’s what we don on this website. Today, we venture back to a movie that was filmed for video, and it shows. It’s a movie that stars Houston, P.J. Sparxx, Tom Byron, Dick Nasty, Nick East, Alec Metro, and Keisha. It’s directed by Charles Rothstein, and it’s an interesting little film from 1995. It starts with a narration abut how the city of Los Angeles is a dangerous place, and that some nights, things go awry. The narrator talks about how he’s a Private Detective, and he is just waiting for someone to come through and get him paid. The narration is terrible, but hey, that’s what you get when you are watching porno. “Mysteria” is the name of this movie, and it starts with the private eye meeting our seductress, a hot blonde haired woman, who they call Mysteria.

The movie starts to work through the motions of a plot. Mysteria shows up and talks to the detective, and after she leaves, he puts a video into the VCR, if you remember what those are. He turns on a video and it’s a porno that features Houston and P.J. Sparxx kissing and groping. That is our first scene.

P.J. Sparxx and Houston start to kiss and go through the motions of lesbian sex. The music is your average 16-bit sounding synth, bass, and slight guitar elements. It’s nothing too crazy, honestly, and it’s just average. Houston has her hair braided, giving her a tropical look, and Sparxx has dirty blonde hair, and seems more into this than Houston. The two go through the motions of kissing, licking, and moaning, and if you’re a lesbian scene fan, you’re going to like how sensual this scene gets. It wasn’t that bad, but isn’t amazing, either.

We cut to the detective, and there’s narration. The narrator questions whether or not Mysteria is telling him the truth, and he pulls up a folder, and he says that things are getting strange. He states that he’d watch the moon. The scene fades to black, and then we are laced inside a studio.

Inside the actor’s studio, it’s Keisha getting sultry and playing for the camera. In comes our detective and starts asking Tom Byron some questions. Byron has long hair, and his facial hair, the rocker phase he was sporting in the mid 1990s. The detective leaves and our next sex scene starts.

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This sex scene is filmed in an adult video studio, with a white backdrop, and features Keisha and Tom Byron. Keisha has long curly hair, and large breasts, and Tom Byron is all grown up, still in the industry from the 1980s forward. He’s all pierced here, and he is serviced quite well. There’s a jazzy, flute tune in the background, as Keisha blows Byron and causes him to squirm a few times. Perhaps she uses teeth? I don’t know. The scene is quite mild to start, and it looks as though Byron almost cums at the 23 minute more, but some how maintains his focus. He eventually gives oral, and then goes to the sex. The two don’t have that much chemistry together, and you don’t see Byron put on a condom to have sex here. The two go through a few positions, Keisha moans a little, and Byron just seems to close his eyes after insertion and moves forward. The two just don’t seem to be loving this, but they are professionals so they work through the motions, and get through the scene. Keisha is not shaved, Byron is completely shaved, the music intensifies a little, but the majority of the camera shows Byron’s condom clad penis going in and out of Keisha as she uses her hands to stimulate herself. Byron gets a little sweaty, and just continues to work through the motions of sex for a short while before the two switch to Russian style, and then he cums on Keisha right after the music cuts out. The money shot is on Keisha’s face and that’s it, nothing crazy. It was a lackluster scene, but these are professionals so they got it done, it’s just not that erotic if you ask me.

The movie continues, and we see a couple of guys talking. Then our detective comes through and asks a few questions. He wants to know about Mysteria and where she may be. They try to kick him out, and eventually he is asked to help the guys make a porno, and he accepts. He becomes the camera guy, and we get into our next scene.

With the detective on the camera, the scene turns into Valeria, Dick Nasty and Vince Vouyer having sex in a three some that has a bit of chemistry. So much so that Dick Nasty starts sweating early and Valeria is extremely wet before any sex goes down. She’s quivering and shaking and screaming at one point, while Vince Voyeur can’t seem to get an erection at one point. He struggles to get it up, and it’s evident he’s having problems in the scene, so the camera focuses on Valeria and Nasty using their hands to get her to orgasm, and it’s quite the scene. It’s the best part of this movie up to this point. Valeria is a tall, blonde that looks good with her clothes off, and has real breasts. I can’t unsee Vince Vouyer’s flaccid penis though, as he’s not hard during Nasty and Valeria going to town with their hands, getting a real orgasm out of this. It’s really good, and makes this movie worth checking out just to see that sequence and hear her moaning and screaming at one point. This changes at the 40 minute or so mark, as Voyeur finally gets up, and when he does, he’s big, and Valeria sucks him off while I assume Dick Nasty continues to use his hands and mouth to get her to continue to be wet. It becomes apparent that Dick Nasty and Valeria have a lot of chemistry together when he gets first turn on the sex, and the two go into doggy style, while Vince Voyeur gets sucked off. No more erection problems here, and the sex scene turns into quite the romp. There’s no condoms here, and Valeria cums a few times, and it’s very evident this is not faked. It’s a gem to see these things happen in porn, as it’s rare. Voyeur gets a turn having sex with Valeria as she turns her attention to Dick Nasty for a blow job, and while Vince is fast, hard, and gets sweaty, our blonde haired actress doesn’t seem to be as excited. Voyeur eventually takes his penis out, and Dick Nasty comes back for an anal section of this long scene. This is one of the best scenes I’ve ever seen, and it’s because of the chemistry between two of the three members here. Eventually we get a money shot on Valeria’s pubic hair, and that’s the end. This is one hell of a scene folks, and it perhaps gets an award. This scene is one of the best sex scenes in porno ever. Mysteria “Scene 3” featuring Valeria, Dick Nasty, and Vince Voyeur, golden porno of epic proportions!

Dallas D’Amour and Nick East churn out a scene up next. I’ve seen Nick East somewhere before, but I can’t seem to picture him during this video. Dallas has a pierced vagina lip, and Nick gives her oral, making her somewhat wet. She’s not completely shaved, but has a nice trail. She’s a brown skinned, black haired, woman, and looks Latina, with fake breasts, and the two have sex in a bar. The scene is a slow burn, going forward with D’Amour moaning a lot from foreplay before the two engage in a strong sexual experience. Dallas D’Amour is very theatric, moaning a great deal, while the synth jazzy music plays underneath. Nick East does well here, going all out, no condom, and just going through the motions of hot sex. It’s a great little scene, and at some angles Dallas D’Amour looks like Melina from the WWE. If you wanted to see a Melina sex tape from WWE, here is a scene for you. Fans of anal will like the second half of this scene, where Nick East slips it into D’Amour’s butt until he cums all over it. The two really seem to have a passion for the scene towards the end, but it is a slow burning one, so you’ll need to wait a little before the action really gets going.

As we move past the sex, we get the detective at a bar asking questions. Nick East tells him the whole story, and that leads to a sexual three way with Houston, Dallas D’Amour and Alec Metro. Alec Metro is famous for me, because he was having sex with Stacy Valentine and she was complaining that there were ants on the ground during the shoot. So she got a broom and started to clean up in the middle of their sexual romp by a pool. That was funny. Anyways, this is a standard three way sex scene. There are no condoms here, Houston gets worked over by Metro, and D’Amour is in the mix too. They have sex in a pink room, with pink walls, pink bed spread, and it’s not a terrible scene. The editing is a bit off, one minute Houston is on her back, the next D’Amour is in doggy style, and overall this is a good sequence of sex with Alec Metro doing his pro job. He has a lot more chemistry with D’Amour than with Houston in this one, and it is evident. It’s an interesting scene, with a lot of focus on D’Amour close up. She’s more shaved here than when she was in the bar, mind you. After some back and forth, Metro finishes on D’Amour’s back, and that’s the end of the sex. Houston wasn’t getting too much sex here, which was interesting, although she was in the scene.

After the sex is done, we are back to narration with Alec Metro talking about the detective business. He just talks and that’s it. Nothing crazy. The detective quits his job, though, and is now a bouncer at the bar, and that’s it. The end of the movie, with overhead views of Los Angeles, a jazzy synth soundtrack, and the end. Not a terrible movie, not a great one, and that’s the end.

I give “Mysteria” a 3 out of 5.

The 3 goes all for the second scene, where Valeria really turned me on. I almost had to stop the review to rub one out, it was that good. Other than that, this movie suffers from a lack of chemistry between the stars, a slow starting line, and well, an over acted finish in the end. I’m not a big fan. Houston’s other work may be fine, but here, it’s not great. The movie is marginally good, and well, it’s not gonzo, but it’s not great either.

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Angels In Flight (1995) Review

Angels In Flight (1995) Poster

The year was 1995, and there are a lot of actors working in the porn world. Some of the most recognizable names come through movies that you may not have even heard of, and that’s the case for this movie. This is a movie that has a decent set, a premise that isn’t half bad, and actors that you know. The actors involved in this movie include, Christi Lake, TT Boy, Rebecca Lord, Jon Dough, Alec Metro, Houston, and Keisha. There are 5 scenes total, and you get narration from all of the people involved. They are all coming up to check into an flight to San Jose. They are all from different backgrounds. There’s even a guy with a makeshift turban on his head, which is funny to see. The narration all talks about sex, and then you see the boarding of the plane. People are boarding an airplane, which is an obvious set, and you see Houston as a stewardess, first of all, and the rest of the flight crew comes in. This is Houston before she did the Houston 500, mind you. “Angels in Flight” is a 1995 porno movie that captured my attention because one of the main actresses is a crush for me, Christi Lake. Christi Lake looks like one of my former bosses in tech, and she’s stunning, even now, wow, this review could take a few moments, as I’ll need to take a, well, a break from the action or maybe get some action. Let’s see how this movie breaks down.

The movie moves along with the stewardesses talking to the passengers. We then get thrown into the dialogue that is terrible, and of course, sex is to come.

The first major sex scene doesn’t happen until round the 7 minute mark. This features TT Boy and Christi Lake. I’m a fan of Christi, so this scene is quite hot, as she has lingerie on. The two move to a secluded part of the set, or airplane in this case and they start to sensually go through the motions of sex. The two get going through the regular motions, a blow job first, then Lake sits on TT Boy to get started with sex. The two are in total work mode, but it works here, especially if you’re a fan of either actors. There’s no condom, and Lake talks a lot, some seems careless throw away lines, and others seem really dirty, as the two play along with a techno musical score. The coolest part of this scene is the ending, where Christi Lake begs TT Boy to cum in her face, and he obliges sending the money shot flying into her hair and face, and post that, she sucks him once again, and it’s quite a hot scene, but it fades to black and we get moving forward to another scene. This was a hot scene, albeit only around 12 to 13 minutes.

Up next, we are thrown into a scene with Rebecca Lord and Jon Dough. Rebecca gets on her knees and Dough just gets blown for the starting line, but eventually takes Lord’s panties off and then gets started with a full penetration, albeit with a condom. You don’t see him put the condom on, but he has one, and the two start going at it standing up. Rebecca Lord is a tall brunette, thin, and not completely shaved. Dough is not shaved, has some body, hair, and wraps it up with a condom, and the two have sex to a bass driven jazzy tune. The two eventually go to a lavatory and start having sex, with Lord doing reverse cowgirl. The movie then switches to the money shot where dough gets blown to completion. He cums on her chest, and that’s the end of the scene. It’s not a great scene, and the two don’t seem to have that much chemistry together. It’s ok, at best. But it’s really not as good as the first one. Lord does masturbate to completion for herself, and that’s interesting, but other than that, this is a somewhat boring second scene compared to the TT Boy and Christi Lake opener.

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There’s a transition and we see the pilot up front flying. He has a headset, and he’s just flying alone. Houston shows up with a cup of coffee, and starts talking to Alec Metro, the pilot. Then the two start talking about the mile high club! The two start to disrobe, and Houston gets on her knees to give a long sensual blow job. This is Houston before all the plastic surgery after the Houston 500, and she’s looking good here. The two work well together, going sensual throughout the scene. The two go into doggy style at first, and then start to work through the motions of multiple positions. The camera and lighting don’t let you see if there’s a condom or not, at least not at first. After some changes, you can see that there’s not a condom, and the two go to work in the cockpit of the aircraft. It’s a sensual scene with flutes and random jazzy notes. Metro finishes on Houston’s chest, and that’s the end of the scene. Not a great one, minimal moaning, and Metro just didn’t seem to be into it. Interesting note, he would be very into Stacy Valentine in another movie, but this one, not so much. Houston is ok at best.

The next scene features Keisha and Rebecca Lord. Two brunettes that disrope and go downstairs to another part of the airplane and just go to town. It’s all oral and fingers, and lots of back and forth moaning. If you’re a fan of lesbian scenes, this is a nice one. It is almost like an instructional guide on how to perform oral sex, as the camera gives you a full close up of everything that is going on. If you’ve never seen good oral, then here you go, a scene that will surprise you at every level, and all natural. Fingers, tongues, and a little rimming for good measure. The two have chemistry here, and really get into the motions of sex. Good for them. A good lesbian scene to transition before the grand finale, I recommend this one for sure.

The next scene features Vince Vouyer with a turban on his head. He has a gun and he wants to hijack the plane. But Christi Lake and Houston give him a different option, as they start disrobing and dancing for him. They say that they would rather have sex with him than to get hijacked, and he obliges because he can’t control himself with these two fine blonde haired vixens.

Vince Vouyer, Christi Lake, and Houston have sex in the cockpit of the airplane, all while Vince has a turban on. He gets blown by both, then goes for several positions with each woman. There’s light moaning here and there, and there’s a bass driven musical score to round out the movements. Vince has more chemistry with Houston at some points than Lake, and Lake says her lines callously. This is not a great scene, but it works if you’re a fan of Houston and Christi Lake. I love Christi Lake, but I can’t get too far into this scene, it just isn’t that compelling. However, Houston and Vince have something going, and there are points where you can tell that Vince can’t hold it together and wants to cum early. The money shot happens with Vince cumming on both of the women’s faces, and then just letting them take care of him. They save the day!

The camera pans to the airport terminal, and that’s it. An empty terminal, and the end of the movie, without incident.

I give “Angels in Flight” a 3 out of 5.

On one hand I love Christi Lake, on the other hand, she seems to not have as much chemistry with her costars as she does in other movies. Like “Sex Commandos”. The rest of the cast does ok, but this is a far cry from a great porno, and aside from the premise is kind of forgettable if you ask me. Which you didn’t.

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America The Beautiful (2002) Review

America The Beautiful DVD Cover - SRC ADULT DVD EMPIRE 

The Cal Vista classic from 2002 is the movie that I’m going to tackle today. This was a Metro Studios production, and I was able to get a DVD copy of this one. I first heard about this movie thanks to the Houston 500. If you’re not familiar with that, it’s because you weren’t paying attention to the gang bang record. Houston broke that record when she ended up performing 620 acts of sex with a revolving door of individuals at an open call to a set where men, including Ron Jeremy would get to have sex with her. This was post the Houston 620 as it is now known, and you could tell that Houston was ready to retire. She had received some plastic surgery and her face was just different now. Mark Davis, Ron Jeremy, and others were cast in this movie, and the most notable change that was evident in the first few minutes of this movie was Houston’s lips. They are surgically enhanced, and it’s hard not to notice. Her blonde hair and body were still very good at this time, as she didn’t retire yet, and didn’t have cancer and fought it to victory, yet. While Houston is the star of the show, this is not a gonzo flick, it has a story that is quite good if you were to remove all of the sex. In fact, despite the VHS level quality of the filming, it’s far better than a lot of the gonzo pictures that came out in the late 1990s and of course the 2000s. I’m not sure what the budget is, but this isn’t half bad, and the editing, visuals, and music all work together to make an interesting movie. Oh, but before I get too far, this is a porno, so let’s not wax too poetic. Houston broke the record of the world's biggest gang bang after Annabel Chong did it with several hundreds of men. Her story was the subject of a documentary, "Sex: The Annabel Chong Story", which is here.

The premise of “America The Beautiful” is simple. The main character named America, played by Houston is being convicted and thrown in jail for violating the law being in porn. She is being prosecuted by none other than Ron Jeremy, who is hell bent on making sure that she goes to prison for being in porn. She tries to ensure that as an adult actress her work is protected under the First Amendment, and through the movie you’re treated to court scenes, and of course, sex. This is a story driven, well-produced movie, and while it is a VHS quality release, it still has some good editing, and sequences of mundane, everyday life that makes it worth your time, well, except maybe some of the sex, which is always hit or miss with porn.

After some moments with the court and both lawyers arguing, we are given the first sex scene. It features Houston and Mark Wood. Mark Wood seems familiar somehow, but I can’t place him as I type this. This is a standard scene with Houston giving Wood a full blow job, before he gives Houston cunnilingus. There is a moment where the jury and court room is spliced into the scene, but otherwise it’s Houston in an American Flag bikini and Mark Wood looking like a dork. He receives oral, and she seems to enjoy that aspect, before getting her vagina licked. The music is not half bad here, and the scene moves forward swiftly, but the two do not have a lot of chemistry and it shows on both of their faces. While Mark Wood does stay hard, he has a condom on that looks to be a bit tight, and thick, and he just looks to be concentrating far too deeply on what is going on, instead of getting into a rhythm with Houston. Houston, for her part looks to be tired, and bored but still throws out a few moans and lines that are obviously part of some script. It’s not too hot, but it’s serviceable if you’re a fan of Houston. I’m not a big fan, so I didn’t think this scene was that hot, although it gets the noodle going so to speak. Good lighting though, and great positioning poolside, so that’s a plus. Mark finishes on her face, as is the trope in porn, right?

The next scene here is a little bit behind the scenes. You are treated to a lesbian sequence that features Alexa Rae and Jessica Dee. These two women are girl next door types, and are introduced by Houston. For this, you are taken to a real porn set, and it’s pretty lackluster. If you have ever been on set, you know that there isn’t always a big budget, and you usually got to a cold warehouse with a backdrop. Well, this is what you get here. The two are pretty enough, and while there is some chemistry to the scene, the lackluster production values just made me laugh, especially the backdrop that features an obvious painted sun. The scene showcases your standard male driven lesbian sequencing, and that’s cool if you like that.

After the lesbian scene, the direction goes back to the court room. This time around Ron Jeremy is grilling Aria about pornography and how it’s bad for people. He is in a full suit, and he goes on to show the jury another scene, this time once again introduced by Houston. This sequence features Aria, Brian Surewood, and Mark Davis. I for one had or maybe have a huge crush on Aria. She’s always seemed so cool, and in this scene, she is enjoyed by two men, or rather, she enjoys the process of getting it on with two men. They look like pirates, to be honest, but hey it’s porn. This is a halfway decent scene, with Aria giving attention to both men, and the two giving her as much attention as they could, one by one, and of course doubling down. For Aria fans, this is a great scene, as she does anal, and regular penetration, and then goes into a full double penetration, which is always interesting. She is a performer that I’ve always found to be entertaining, and in this scene, she seems to be enjoying herself, and the two guys really complement her in lasting long and enjoying the ride. With the exception of one guy losing his erection at one point, and having to continually try to get back up. Aria helps him, though, and that of course leads to greatness, right? The only downside here is that the director decided to splice in footage of the jury watching the porn, so if you’re trying to stay in the fantasy, you are taken out by seeing the reaction of people’s faces. The scene ends abruptly with a facial, and it’s not half bad. Aria always delivers, and she’s one special performer. Mark Davis and Brian Surewood do their best, but it’s Aria that shines here if you ask me.

You are then taken from that scene to an odd scene featuring Nina Ferrari and Tyce Bune. I mention that this is odd because while the previous scene didn’t have condoms, this did, and a pink colored one to be exact. While this isn’t a bad thing, it’s just an interesting contrast to what we just saw. Nina Ferrari looks familiar, as I swear she was escorting in Los Angeles for a short spell, but I cannot confirm that at all. She’s a blonde-haired rocker chick, with piercings, and a good California look to her. Tyce Bune is no one I’m familiar with, but he manages to get through this scene, with relative ease. While the two don’t have amazing chemistry, they manage to salvage things towards the end of the film, with an interesting rush to the finish line. The music is not bad, the set is similar to the previous scene, and the sex is more than basic. It’s not a bad scene, mind you, it’s just kind of generic when compared to what you just saw with Aria and two men. If you’re already a fan of Nina Ferrari, then you will like this, otherwise you will find this to be somewhat forgettable to be honest.

Ron Jeremy, despite being the prosecutor is getting some action in this sequence. It’s Paris and Ron Jeremy in a scene that will either entice you or will disgust you. I say that because I know people that don’t like to watch fat Ron, but rather prefer his younger years of work. I mean, yes, I reviewed “Ball In The Family” where he is much thinner, and overall a better performer, but here is pulling double duty. He is acting, and he is doing his thing with Paris. That being said, it’s a scene that has all of the basic elements of Ron Jeremy’s latter year performances. What does that mean? Well, if you’re a fan, you know that he is fat, and because of that, he has to literally hold his penis to move it into position and then shove it into holes. I know, this all sounds crass, but if you see this movie then you know the moves. He holds the base and just works it, never really showing that it’s fully erect, which is always an oddity for me to watch. Jeremy goes through the scene, but he doesn’t have a lot of chemistry with Paris, and she’s a trooper for going through this one. It’s a manageable scene if you’re a fan of Ron, otherwise, you may not want to watch this one. It’s not extreme, it’s just Ron not in his prime, so to speak.

We are back in the courtroom with a final argument, and then treated to the grand finale scene. This features Houston and Joel Lawrence. Houston does anal here, and Lawrence is a kind lover, not going too hard, and just moving forward through the motions with Houston. That being said, this is a sterile scene that is very much “business”. That’s not a bad thing, mind you, but you can tell from the performance that the two didn’t have nearly as much chemistry as you’d think, and Houston as this point was going through the motions of getting a paycheck. That doesn’t make a terrible scene, as she certainly moans, and moves through the motions, but with a facial and finale that is just somewhat mechanical, you start to rethink this movie’s star. However, Houston has some amazing eyes, so perhaps I got lost in the moment. This final scene wasn’t terrible, but it certainly wasn’t grand.

After the last sex scene, the jury is seen arguing back and forth about the case. There are men and women that just don’t agree, and they keep trying to come up with a decision. Much like a real court, they are sequestered and they argue back and forth. I’m not sure how many people stuck around to see this finale, since it’s not sexual at all. Everyone keeps their clothes on, and nothing happens here that is “sexy” in tone. However, if you want to see the verdict of “America The Beautiful”, then by all means stick around. I won’t spoil the ending for you, but let’s just say that Houston made more movies after this one. If you stick to the credits, you can see all of the people that worked on this movie. I guess that’s kind of cool. I don’t know why I watched the credits, but I did. Maybe because I’m an idiot.

I give “America The Beautiful” a 2 out of 5.

There was only one major scene that I wanted to watch again after reviewing this. Aria’s scene was well worth it, other than that, the story driven option and first amendment element was not half bad. I liked it.

You can purchase “America The Beautiful” via your local adult book store, I’m sure, or online.

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