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Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Big Game (1997) Review

Big Game (1997) Poster
Today we go forward in time from the last review, and we see ourselves in the 1990s. We will be visiting 1997 where we pick up a movie with a higher budget than most, and a full story that would’ve been easily put in a movie theater had this been in the 1980s. This is 1997 of course, so it’s not filmed with such high resolution, but there are some artsy elements, and the movie starts with some great introductory elements. The movie that we are going to be reviewing today is none other than, “Big Game” from 1997. The movie was directed by David Stanley and was distributed by Arch Angel. It has all the elements that you’d expect from a 1990s movie, including some of the stars. The stars of this movie include, Coral Sands, Sindee Coxx, Tiffany Mynx, Randee Lee, Tom Byron, Felecia, Billy Glide, Alyssa Love, Don Fernando, Jay Ashley, Melissa Hill, and Stephanie Swift. Is “Big Game” any good? Well, let’s find out by looking into what goes on in this movie from 1997.

The opening sequence lets you in on the story. You are told about three women that are on trial, and it’s a media story. The newscaster talks about the women that are on trial and why, and then we move forward to the court room. The courtroom set is really good, and quite interesting. The set features a real courtroom with all of the bells and whistles that you’d expect. A witness is called to the stand, and within 3 minutes we get thrown into the action of sex.

Coral Sands, Sindee Coxx, and Tiffany Mynx get involved with a sex scene where all of them get involved. Sindee Coxx has a strap on, and the other women just get undressed. Two of them are blonde, and one is brunette. They are all thin, have nice curves, long legs, and large breasts. They each moan, and at times scream as they are eaten out, and use their fingers on each other. This is a hardcore lesbian sex scene and has a great deal of passion involved, including the moments where the strap on is used. Coxx doesn’t have large breasts ,I take that back. There’s a bit of anal at one point, and for the most part these women seem to be very interested in pleasing one another, not just playing up for the camera, which is a good sign. There’s a decent soundtrack to this, and the sex is adequate for the most part. This seems like a lengthy seem by the 10 minute mark, even though it’s not that long, and well, it works for the most part, but it’s not something that that is going to get many people into. I think there’s a lack of camera work at times, and while Coral Sands screams at one point, there’s still something that is intangible here, and I’m not sure what it is. It’s a decent opener, and some good overall screams and moans, with an interesting setting, that being the judges desk inside a courtroom, but other than that, I am not sold. Of course, we see an audience, including Tom Byron. Tom Byron plays Frankie The Fishing Cowboy, and it’s funny watch the interval.

After the quick comedic routine, we are taken to a random bedroom where Tom Byron has called a pretty lady. He’s in a makeup chair and asks what the woman in the bedroom is wearing, meanwhile the makeup artist is starting to rub him and then starts to blow him.

Randee Lee and Tom Byron start to enjoy themselves, while Byron is in the makeup chair. Randee Lee is a tanned skin brunette, with a curvy body. Tom Byron has dyed blonde haired in this sequence, and we see the two start with a blow job. The director sends us to the bedroom where Melissa Hill is listening in on the duo and pleasing herself while on the phone. This scene has a duality to it, that is unlike the 1980s hard cuts, as we get sent back and forth between Hill masturbating with a dildo and Tom Byron getting it on with the makeup lady.

All of this is interesting, and during the sequence we are sent to another room where Steven St. Croix is in an interrogation room or somewhere with a wire, listening into Melissa Hill’s conversation with Tom Byron.

The director goes back to Randee Lee and Tom Byron, and they are having sex now. There’s no condom here, and it’s a slow moving progressive sex scene. Lee is pretty, in that southern California style, with augmented breasts, and tan lines. The music here isn’t terrible, the set is a warehouse makeup chair and desk, and the director lets you see all of the points of insertion. Despite the good production, and music, the two don’t seem to have much chemistry together, and that really makes for a boring scene. I hate when there seems to be a lack of passion, and it shows here. Byron and Lee do their jobs, but that’s it, it just looks like a job and they keep going through the motions, and that’s it. It happens. At the 22 minute mark there is anal, of course. It’s a slow start as usual, and it goes forward a bit before concluding the entire scene. During the anal scene, I noticed that there was a dip in sound design and quality, and while the two did get into the sex a little more, it lacked that passion that you’d expect from sexual partners. You’d have to see this to understand, but it’s just robotic to me. There is a cum shot at the end where Tom Byron cums on Randee Lee, and then we see Melissa Hill finish herself with a vibrator, and that’s that.

We see Steven St. Croix listening in and figuring out what is going on, before we go to a new scene.

The next scene we see Felicia putting on a towel, and a man is at the door. It’s Billy Glide and he comes into the house. Meanwhile, Sindee Coxx gets up and looks for something to wear, and then shows up. Sindee Coxx here has large breasts, blonde hair, and a great bit of makeup. Meanwhile, Felecia is a short, thin, and tanned woman with tan lines, and brunette hair. Coxx gets on her knees in front of Glide, and then an orchestral music soundtrack begins, and we see the sex start. Billy Glide, Sindee Coxx, and Felicia start with oral. Felicia for the most part sticks to giving Sindee Coxx oral, while Billy Glide and Sindee Coxx engage in something else. Coxx starts to blow Billy Glide like there’s no tomorrow, a sequence that raises the bar on the movie within a moment, and I’m impressed with it overall. Felicia rims Coxx at one point, and that’s interesting to see, and the director has his hands full trying to capture the threesome here, as they all seem to be into what is going on. Felicia pulls out a dildo, and starts to work herself into a frenzy, while Glide goes in with Coxx and just goes forward with relative ease. Felicia is on one side of a cream couch while Glide and Coxx use the other side to have sex. Glide eventually cums on Coxx’s butt and that’s it.

Coxx and Glide discuss Steven St. Croix for a moment, and we see him in a wheel chair. There’s been an accident, and he’s now being “weird”.

After that scene we are sent to Mickey G. and Stephanie Swift sweaty, in bed, and a phone call comes through.

We are sent to where a trio of women start to talk to Steven St. Croix, and he wants the women to kill someone. Stephanie Swift says that she doesn’t kill. Then he says, do you know what “Fucking” is? And then we are sent to a threesome sex scene.

The scene shows off Alyssa Love, Billy Glide, and Jay Ashley having sex. St. Croix shows the women the sex scene, and it’s spliced into the scene with an interesting focused and distressed camera lens. It’s almost like watching MTV from back in the day, while St. Croix talks about why he wants someone dead. As for the sex, it’s horrible. It’s slow, it’s mediocre, and Alyssa Love seems to just be there. Even when there’s an anal moment, it’s just a slow moving, and workable scene. At one point one of the guys doesn’t even have an erection, and is getting blown, making it an awkward sex scene. Eventually we get a money shot, and that’s that. This is perhaps one of the worst sex scenes I’ve reviewed since opening up this blog, even though there’s all the components that you’d expect from a sex scene, including Alyssa Love getting two money shots in the mouth.

We move along to a hallway where Stephanie Swift is talking to Don Fernando. She’s pretty here, young, with glasses. She tells Don Fernando that she doesn’t have the rent money, and that she can do something else if he wishes. To that avail, Stephanie Swift takes her top off and looks stoically into the camera while she gives Don Fernando a hand job. Swift asks Fernando not to touch her, but he keeps touching her breasts. The sequence is just a hand job sequence until he cums, and that’s it. He cums and that’s the rent paid. He cums on her dress, and then they look to see who’s watching and it’s Mickey G.

Mickey G. runs down to the apartment, and confronts Stephanie Swift. Swift says that Mickey G. doesn’t want to know her, and that she’s a bad girl. Soft music starts, and we see Mickey G pull out his penis, and start to stroke it. Meanwhile, Stephanie Swift is in the bathroom by herself and she starts to masturbate for the camera. The director contrasts between the two, and they are solo, in separate rooms of an apartment. This continues and doesn’t lead to anything big, and that’s it.

The scenes switch and we are taken to a brown couch. Another brown couch in a random apartment. Its here that we see Tom Byron and Melissa Hill starting to kiss and fool around. An instrumental track starts, the lighting is a little dim, and the two seem to have a lot of chemistry together. Melissa Hill has a unique face, reddish hair, small breasts, a skinny frame, long legs, long arms, and tan lines. She looks like someone I knew in high school, and she really gets into the beginning of this sequence with lots of kissing, and then oral from Tom Byron. The two progress to take off their clothes and then start to have sex. They go through multiple positions, and no condom, with Hill moaning a great deal and even screaming at one point. She seems to really enjoy this, and the two work up a real sweat in the sex that is had here. I found it to be a better sequence than any other one in this movie, and since I’m a fan of Melissa Hill, it was a real joy to see her bouncing on Tom Byron. This scene saves the rest of the movie if you ask me. After a lot of positions, some sweat, and changes there’s a cum shot to Melissa Hill’s face, and the end of a good sex scene for a change. I do put down a few points because someone was messing with the boom mic and it was in the edit, so that was dumb, but other than that, this was a great little romp of sex.

After the sex there are a few non sex scenes and we see the women from before in masks put a bomb onto Tom Byron! That’s right, they strap a bomb on him in an attempt to kill him. We don’t see the bomb go off or anything, so that’s something. But we do see the women in jail, so obviously they got caught. We are returned to the court room, and that’s when Stephanie Swift is on the stand. A tape is played, and we are taken to the bedroom of Mickey G. and Stephanie Swift. This set is nice, darkly lit, with candles, and silk sheets. The two are romantic with one another, naked in bed and just kissing lightly.

Stephanie Swift and Mickey G. go forward with a simple start, kissing, and then masturbating facing one another, and then out of the blue, Stephanie Swift sticks her foot into Mickey G’s butt. I kid you not, this is a first for me in these narrative style porn movies. Her food, almost to the ankle goes into Mickey G’s butt hole, and she moves it around while he masturbates. This lasts a few minutes before Swift jumps on and starts to blow him in a casual, and steady blow job, changing the fetishes to normal, I guess. The two then start to have sex, but the camera doesn’t show you a lot of the insertion, and then we get a money shot. It’s a scene that is quite interesting, as it is a bit tame, and then we see that Stephanie Swift was dreaming all along!

We see Mickey G. hearing the radio in a new room where Melissa Hill is and he finds out that someone is going to testify against him, and he gets upset. Melissa Hill tries to comfort him, and we are taken to another scene after this.

The next sequence shows Felicia and Sindee Coxx having jailroom sex together. The set here is a jail house looking cell, and the two are naked, and just start to have sex with a lot of oral, and a lot of moaning. Felicia screams at one point, her tan lines are so pronounced here, and Coxx does well to get her to cum several times. If you’re a fan of legitimate sexual experiences between porno stars, then here you go, one of the better sequences. It doesn’t last that long, mind you, but it works well enough to further the story and to titillate.

After the jail house sequence we are taken back to a bedroom where Melissa Hill and Mickey G are in the throws of passion. This is a fast scene, the two work very quickly to get into the sex, with Melissa Hill blowing Mickey G to start, and then letting him penetrate her, and go through multiple positions. She doesn’t even take off all of her clothes, just enough to see her breasts, stockings, and penetration. The two have sex against a marble wall, and the lighting is a bit dim, while you look into their pushing and moaning. At the 2 hour and 10 minute mark there’s a slow motion cum shot and that ends the movie for the most part.

After Mickey G cums, they look over and see Steven St. Croix in a wheel chair and Stephanie Swift standing in the hallway. The two look on in, and then go outside. Stephanie Swift walks around to where Steven St. Croix is, and puts her hands on his shoulder. The two share an intimate moment of reflection. Swift then sits on St. Croix and the two just hug. The wheelchair is pushed into the waters of a pool, and that’s it. Piano music plays and the two just sink, and the camera watches them go below the waters, and they kiss. They kiss hard, and they float a bit up, as the music moves forward. It’s a miracle Steven St. Croix legs start working again! The two kiss and the music continues, and that’s the end.

I give “Big Game” a 3 out of 5.


There’s really only a few scenes in this whole movie that really got me excited. Melissa Hill is a goddess in this one, and the rest, well it works for the most part, but if you’re not a fan of the women or the men involved you may not like it. I didn’t think it was that great, even though it had a long plot that had a lot of non-sex scenes in it. I’m sure that there will be fans that like it, but I can’t give it more than 3 out of 5.

You can purchase “Big Game” and see what you think about it, as it features a great deal of stars, some sex, and plot that you don’t always get with these types of movies. You can click HERE to stream it, download it, or buy it on DVD for a discount.

Sunday, March 25, 2018

Midnight Snacks (1994) Review

Midnight Snacks (1994) VHS Cover
Looks like I am stuck in the 1990s for a little bit, because today we are going to look at “Midnight Snacks” from 1994. This is a movie that was directed by Jim Enright and was distributed by Klimaxxx Productions. There’s a lot of stars in this one, including some that I personally have enjoyed in other movies as I’m not a callous individual. The stars of this movie include Melissa Hill, Sindee Coxx, Steven St. Croix, Tera Heart, Tony Tedeschi, T.T. Boy, and Tera Heart. I’m not sure what to expect with this one, but it’s 1994 and it stars a few people I’ve seen in the 1990s, so maybe it will be good. Let’s find out with this review of “Midnight Snacks”.

The movie starts with music and someone looking at interior design collateral. It’s fabric swatches and color swatches, all with a nifty tune underneath. We see the credits start and we simply just look at the materials as the credits start to roll through. Someone’s going to fashion design school, maybe? From the beginning point we are taken to an office, and it’s Melissa Hill talking to Tony Tedeschi about how she has some great fashion ideas. Tony Tedeschi says that the fashion cannot be used right now, Melissa has to work with the sales. She then offers to work both sales and fashion, and Tony can’t refuse, right? He agrees.

The scene ends and we are taken to another room in the fashion store and it’s Tera Heart and Melissa Hill talking. They simply talk and then we are taken back to the office where Tony is sitting. Tera Heart walks in and says that she wants to make sure that he is going with only her as a fantasy.

The camera cuts and we see Melissa Hill cleaning up a mannequin, working on fashion stuff.

Tera Hart and Tony Tedeschi start to take their clothes off for the first sex scene, which doesn’t start until the 7 minute mark. Some very light music starts here, and Hart gets on her knees and starts to blow Tedeschi. Tera Hart is an attractive brunette with a girl next door look. She has nice breasts, and soft skin, light makeup, and looks to be enjoying the process to start. She has large breasts, no doubt enhanced, and kind of has an “Elaine” from Seinfeld hair and look about her. Tony Tedeschi gets her to cum with a couple of fingers to move forward then we get to the sex with Hart begging for it. Hart gets wet and the two start to have sex in traditional positions on a desk in an office. The set is a bit dim, nothing too brightly lit, the music isn’t too loud, and you hear the moaning of Hart over everything else. She seems really into it, and then gets into things a bit more when Tony goes for anal. The anal sequence lasts a bit with Tera masturbating during the anal insertion and throughout the grinding, on a desk, and it’s not too bad of a sequence. After some squirting and even a far at around 18 minutes and 20 seconds, Tedeschi pulls out and then cums on Hart’s face. The whole sex scene was vibrant, strong, and featured a lot of chemistry between the two. It’s rare to get this much chemistry, no condom, low music, and a finish that really accents the overall focus of the porno scene. It’s a great opener, that’s for sure.

After Hart and Tedeschi finish, they come out of the office and talk to Melissa Hill about the mannequin. They like what they see and we get forward movement. Melissa Hill falls asleep on a couch and then goes into the mannequins world.

T.T. Boy is one of the mannequins that comes to life and Vanessa Chase comes to life as well, and the two start to make out. Vanessa Chase is a brunette with short curly hair, a thin frame, and small breasts. T.T. Boy is immediately hard for this, and Chase begins with a sensual blow job to start things off. The music here is light, and the set is just a back room in a fashion mall store. After some oral, the two switch and T.T. Boy gives oral to Chase, and she starts to get wet before the two start to engage in sex. There’s no condom on this one, and Vanessa Chase has her pubic hair trimmed a bit. The music is way low here, and you just hear the noises of sex. The best point is reverse cowgirl with a full view of the camera, dim lighting, good shadows, and raw sex. After some time in various positions, the two go for anal, and it Chase moans in delight. She moaned more for straight sex, not anal, and after some time T.T. Boy cums on Chase’s pubic mound.

Melissa Hill wakes up and realizes that she fell asleep. She goes into another room and she’s dreaming again because two mannequins come to life and start to make out.

For the next scene we see Sindee Coxx and Vanessa Chase start to kiss. Sindee Coxx is a blonde haired, thin framed woman with shaved pubic hair, and high heels. She’s thin, has natural breasts and is a natural working with Vanessa Chase. She has high pitched moans, and the two go to work with one another in a 69 position. This is a good overall sex scene with the majority of the sequence having Coxx cumming and loving the oerall oral that is given. The two really work well together to give one another passionate sex, and if you’re a fan of lesbian scenes this is a great one. Although it’s a bit shorter than the other scenes.

Melissa Hill wakes up again and realizes that she keeps falling asleep. Then we are sent to another sequence. This time we see Melissa Hill and Sindee Coxx in a room where Hill plays the mannequin. We then go to a bar where Melissa Hill asks for coffee. She’s tired, and she talks to Steven St. Croix about how she needs to stay awake to finish a project.

The two start to kiss and things start to work in the favor of St. Croix. Steven St. Croix goes down on Melissa Hill to start this sex scene. Melissa Hill has trimmed her pubic hair, has light makeup, and has a thin frame as usual. She seems to enjoy this a bit more than other scenes that I’ve seen her in, and it’s perhaps St. Croix method that gets her there, squirming in delight, and getting wet faster than other scenes I’ve reviewed her in. Steven St. Croix has been in many 1990s movies, so I know he’s good to go and he gets hard here quickly. The two went from a bar to a bedroom, and the sex here starts very slow. Melissa Hill gives a very slow, passionate blow job after getting head from St. Croix. The sex gets started on a bed and it’s once again slow. There’s movement, mind you, but it’s passionate, direct, and the two work well together in a sensual capacity. This is not break neck, fast porno sex, it’s slow, it’s direct, and the two look as though they are a real couple. Melissa Hill looks beautiful with her legs up, moaning, and kissing St. Croix, the two enjoying the process of sex without going too heavy, and yet it’s simple and sensual. Hill gets really wet here, and there’s no condom. The camera notices the subtleties of the sex and zooms in here and there to show off. If there was a sex scene for couples that weren’t really into porno, it would be this one. Hill gets on top after a while and we are taken back to the bar where Steven St. Croix and her are just talking.

This leads to Tera Heart showing up and getting on the counter, and Melissa Hill taking off her bra and clothing. We go right into a new sex scene, this time on the counter of a bar set. The sex starts with oral, with Steven St. Croix going down on Hart and getting her to cum before Hill takes St. Croix in for a blow job. The women have a lot of chemistry in this one and are moaning a great deal with the oral, to the point where Hart screams in pleasure at one point. St. Croix isn’t going too hard here and yet Hart is loving every push and thrust, meanwhile Hill screams as well, and the three seem to really be enjoying this one. I haven’t seen so much moaning and camera work in a movie in a while, so it’s a nice pleasurable sequence to see this go down on the top of a bar. At one point one of the girls asks St. Croix to cum on her face, and that is obliged. It’s not a lot of cum mind you, and the scene ends with that, only to pick up back in the bedroom.

In the bedroom we see Melissa Hill riding St. Croix. She finishes up and we don’t see a cum shot or anything.

The scene ends, and we are sent back to the mannequins, and the hoffice. Melissa Hill says that she didn’t dress the mannequins and wonder if they dressed themselves. Tedeschi says that he’s glad that Hill was put in charge and that’s the end of the movie.

I give “Midnight Snacks” a 4 out of 5.


There’s a lot of passionate sex in this movie. Despite a lackluster plot, a razor thin amount of acting, there’s a real chemistry found within the participants of the sex scenes. Between both the men and the women, each scene has a bit of chemistry that makes this one quite good overall.

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Indigo Delta (1997) Review

Indigo Delta (1997) Poster
After going modern, we are going back to 1997 for a movie that was produced by the big wigs of porn, Wicked Pictures. Wicked is a rival of Vivid and they are a large studio with a lot of money for their productions. With the release of “Indigo Delta” in 1997, the company would garner some serious attention from the AVN Awards and others. This was listed as one of the best movies of the year, and there was a lot of praise given to the actors and director for this one. This was directed by Jonathan Morgan, and of course it was distributed by Wicked Pictures. The movie stars Serenity, Tony Tedeschi, Alyssa Love, Jonathan Morgan, Melissa Hill, J.J. Michaels, Steve Hatcher, Tom Byron, Brooke, Holly Body, Katie Gold, Kay London, Kimi Gee, Liza Harper, Rick Masters, and Stephanie Swift.

The movie opens up with some soft serene music while Serenity is running through some grassy areas. She runs through in a robe and finds Tony Tedeschi is diving off a cliff into a swimming pool. After he gets out of the pool he starts to kiss Serenity and the first sex scene starts.

Serenity gets oral from Tony Tedeschi to start the sex scenes in this movie. Serenity is a blonde haired, girl next door type, but here she has large breasts, a thin frame, and a bit different makeup than the last time I saw her. There’s an artistic bend to this whole starting scene and it’s soft in the way that it is lit, outdoors, and features focused appeal that is more of an arthouse type of scene than anything else. Yes, it’s hardcore, and yes you see everything, and it’s a fascinating introduction, but it’s truly just something that is erotic in nature and not something that is extreme at any level. It’s soft, it’s sensual, and it’s a bit boring. You hear no sounds of sex, no sounds of anything really, and then after the money shot you get a screen graphic that shows you that this was all a scene from an erotic book.

The scene ends and we are sent to a book signing. A woman runs in and asks for an autograph from the author, in this case, Serenity. The woman rambles on at her, and Serenity is just signing books when Melissa Hill shows up and wants to talk to Serenity for a second. Serenity wants to get out, and takes a 5 minute break. The set here is a small book store set, and we see Melissa Hill and Serenity talking about how writing has garnered a great deal of money for Serenity. Serenity looks like Elliot from Scrubs, and Melissa Hill has a long face, tall body, skinny frame, and red hair. The two argue about the future.

The next scene shows Serenity driving into a cheap motel. This is one of those no-tell motels off of Sunset and I would know them as I saw an escort in one once. Serenity goes into the hotel room and that’s it. She goes inside and then just goes to sleep. But in her dream, she imagines some sex, as this is a porno, right? Well, Serenity is shown asleep, and we go into her dreams.

We see a young Alyssa Love and Jonathan Morgan together. They start to kiss, and Love moans a little. Alyssa Love and Jonathan Morgan start to have sex. This is a sex scene that doesn’t last long, but is an interesting one. Morgan isn’t playing up the Ed Wood thing like he did in another film I reviewed. Here is having sex with Alyssa Love. She is a blonde with medium sized breasts, and a girl next door look. She has a runway shaved, and the two don’t use condoms. She moans a great deal at several points and the two seem to have a bit of chemistry together. The scene is in a book store set, and it’s not half bad. It works on a love of levels as the two have sex on a table, on a chair, and Love is genuinely wet. After some time, Morgan goes in for anal, and enters slowly before going harder, and Love starts to moan a bit more. After a few minutes of anal, Morgan can’t hold on and cums on Alyssa Love’s face, and that’s it. The music here sucks, the lighting was ok, but the overall scene was nice, sensual, and slow. You also see Alyssa Love’s large tongue piercing, which is interesting to say the least. This film ends and it’s not half bad. After Morgan has sex, he strangles Love with her own collar.

Serenity wakes up, and is in distress. We move to Serenity walking into a prison area, and here we see a punk rock Tom Byron. Tom Byron is behind the glass that resembles Hannibal Lecter. Byron does a great performance here, and it’s awesome. Give this guy an award for the way that he acts for this one, and while Serenity works well, but it’s all Byron in this scene. He does a great job of playing a psycho, with blonde hair, and smoking a cigarette. Incredible performance from Byron, elevating this a few notches.

After Byron talks to Serenity’s character talks to Byron she calls Melissa Hill’s character. They stay on the phone for a few minutes before Hill finds a couple of guys at her home and starts making out with them.

Our next sex scene starts with J.J. Michaels, Steve Hatcher, and Melissa Hill. Melissa Hill is a tall, thin, redhead that first attracted me in another movie. In this one she’s more pale, and has a little less makeup. I noticed that J.J. Michaels is in this scene, and he was featured in a couple of documentaries and a book called “The Call of the Weird”, if you want to look that up. Hatcher is another guy that I’ve seen recently, and he was enjoying some good times with Stacy Valentine a few movies ago on this blog. After the trio start taking off their clothes, Melissa Hill goes down for a blow job on Steve Hatcher while J.J. Michaels tries to get hard. I hate when you see actors struggling to get hard on camera, but Michaels seems to make up for it as Hill starts to ride Hatcher. The trio go through a few positions, and it’s not half bad, but it’s not hardcore sex as they are doing it on a concrete staircase. There’s no DP here, and while Melissa Hill does well on her back, it appears that she’s also not into this one until the end where both men cum on her, and that’s the end. This is a workable sex scene, but it looks uncomfortable, and J.J. Michaels appears to be nervous a bit, and well it works, but it’s not that grand. It is definitely less than adequate compared to the previous sex scene. The music isn’t half bad though.

We move along and we are taken to a scene where Serenity is talking to Tom Byron again. He’s behind glass, and he’s doing the psycho role. He’s good here. He makes the movie well worth checking out, mind you. The two go through an interview and Byron talks about how he’s an artist, not a psycho, and there’s a level to this that is quite compelling.

After the interview, Serenity goes back to her motel room and goes to sleep. In her dreams, however, she goes behind the glass, and gets started with Tom Byron.

Tom Byron and Serenity start to make out in a jail cell, with Byron giving Serenity oral first. She then goes down on him for a while before he puts on a condom. Previously in this movie, there were no condoms, mind you. The sex here is somewhat good, featuring a bit of relaxed entry points and some moaning while there’s a menacing soundtrack. Byron is shaved, serenity is shaved, and it’s not a bad little scene. They go through a few positions but it’s mostly traditional in terms of sex. From doggy style to reverse cowgirl, to cowgirl, to a few other standards, and it’s nothing too extreme. After some movement here and there, Byron eventually cums on Serenity’s chest, and that’s the end. It’s a good scene, and Byron looks like a stud here. Kudos to the directors and the set designers as well as this makes Serenity looks amazing. The scene ends with Byron picking up a knife and Serenity waking up from her dream.

After the dream sequence we are taken to a large room with carpeting and couches. Here you see all of the actors engaging in small talk before they start to kiss and rub up against each other. For this scene we are getting Brooke, Holly Body, Katie Gold, Kay London, Kimi Gee, Liza Harper, Serenity, Jonathan Morgan, Rick Masters, Steve Hatcher, and Tom Byron. Not a bad list of performers at all, and while the camera cycles through to see everyone, you can see some standouts. No matter what type of woman you like, they are all here, and no matter what type of sex you like, you’re going to enjoy this one as there are no condoms, there’s free love, and it’s just a matter of going back and forth with the sex. It’s a long scene that is well lit, has a lot of moaning, a lot of sexy views and just a great overall look and feel for the movie, although not necessarily part of the larger plot, which is a writer doing research. Wait, maybe this is her research? There’s double penetration in this one so if you’re a fan of that, you’ll no doubt love to see it go down. At the one hour mark it seems to be the main focal point for the director as he closes in on double penetration, and doesn’t stay away for a while. This scene is not half bad, and it’s fun to see.

The scene ends, and we are taken to Serenity talking to her boyfriend on the phone. She claims that she doesn’t want to get married with the dude she has because he wants an elaborate thing and she doesn’t. She slams the phone on him, and then hears a knock from house keeping. The woman that comes in to clean the room is none other than Stephanie Swift, one of my crushes.

After a few minutes, Stephanie Swift and Serenity begin a scene where they start to kiss. You get a little bit of POV with Serenity giving directions to Swift, and then going forward with what will be a lesbian sex scene. This is a mediocre final scene, and it shows Stephanie Swift and Serenity engaging in some sex, but mostly Stephanie Swift using a dildo and her fingers while Serenity films. It’s a genuine sexual experience, and Swift does cum on her own. The set here is a ratty motel, the music is soft, and it’s mostly Serenity giving directions, and doing so with gusto. Swift plays to the camera and it’s not half bad to see her play with herself. Stephanie Swift is thin, has black hair, and small breasts. She looks like the girl next door and was one of my first crushes in the world of porno.

The scene sort of ends, and we see a man come through and he watches the video of Swift and Serenity having sex. Serenity then comes in with a knife and takes him out! She also kills Swift, and it’s all on tape. The scene ends and we see Serenity at a book signing again, and she’s got a longer line this time. We then see Tom Byron talking and discussing killing etc. The movie ends with Serenity and Melissa Hill discussing the popularity of the new book that has been written, and how raw it is.

I give “Indigo Delta” a 4 out of 5.


While Tom Byron makes this one a great movie to see, his scenes steal the show for everything else. That includes the sex mind you. The sex is good, but it’s Tom Byron and Serenity that are the real great ones here, the rest is just filler. Aside from their performance, I wouldn’t recommend this one. However, it did win some awards and for that it may be worth buying and seeing.

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Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Dangerous Tides (1997) Review

Dangerous Tides (1997) DVD Poster
Today we go back to the 1990s, when there were a few women that were owning the pornographic video world. I originally saw this movie on the Spice Network, so I didn’t get to see any hardcore elements at all. But now that I’m a grown man, and I was able to track down a copy of this thing, I’m watching it with fresh eyes, and it’s hardcore, and fully uncensored. This is a movie that has a larger budget than other options, and it’s definitely a good sign, because everything from the music, to the plot, to the sex is done with an artistic spin. Even though the movie isn’t shot on “film”, it’s really good overall, and has some great attention to detail, with two directors of photography, and an all star cast of 1990s porno men and women. “Dangerous Tides” was written and directed by Brad Armstrong, and it’s an interesting little movie of sex and action. The movie stars Ruby, Yvonne, Eric Price, Steve Drake, Jenna Jameson, Vince Voyeur, Alexandra Silk, Nici Sterling, Wilde Oscar, Angelica Sin, Antonia, Barocca, Melissa Hill, Mickey G., Missy, and Bard Armstrong.

The movie is a simple option up front. The movie is about a swinger’s cruise, and that’s it. It starts with Vince Voyeur checking the underside of the cruise ship and just goes through the check points, and that’s it. The movie then transitions to a couple talking about how they got into swinging, and that’s where the sex begins.

The opening sex scene features Ruby, Yvonne, Eric Price, and pornographic veteran Steve Drake. Drake is looking older for sure, but the women are the classic late 1990s porno ladies. Fake breasts, interesting pubic hair, shaved areas, and in this case redheads. The dialogue is forced, and there’s an attention to the overall details with transitions, and focus on the sex after the fact. When you see it, you’ll notice that the camera angles are a mix bag, and the music sounds like it’s from a 1990s video game like “Mist”. The couple here switch partners, and it’s off to the races, just straight sex, and nothing else. The most compelling thing about this scene for me is not so much the sex, but the transitional music, as it goes from soft new wave jazzy to a rock fusion, and I’m all about rock fusion! Not really, but the transition is interesting to me. This is a fine sex scene, but it’s just mechanical for the most part. There’s a little moaning here and there, but it’s really just a bit slow, and to the point, with nothing too exciting to report. Maybe it’s because they are on a boat, or maybe it’s just that the actors don’t have a lot of chemistry with one another, but it’s just a boring scene for me. It works, don’t get me wrong, but it’s not very sexy, it’s just routine. The money shot isn’t half bad, with Steve Drake finishing on one woman while the other licks it up and then blows him as well. That ending is worthwhile, but overall, it’s not a great scene.

Up next we see a mariachi playing and a bunch of girls dancing. That’s it. It’s kind of out of place if you ask me, but hey, it’s a scene, right? The Mexican guys must’ve loved the gig, and wow, I wish I knew how to play, I’d love to be in this movie with all the women dancing and touching my guitar, and other things. The women get nude, and that’s the transition to the next sex scene.

After the music stops, Jenna Jameson is given a tour of the cockpit and shown how to drive the boat. This leads to a sex with Vince Voyeur and Jenna Jameson. Now, I admit, I’ve seen a lot of scenes with her, and there’s not a lot of guys that have chemistry with her, but Vince is one of them. I’m not sure why, but the two here go through more than just the motions of sex, and it is actually a stunning thing to see. If you’re a fan of Jenna Jameson, then this is one of the scenes that you’ve probably seen pirated on tube sites. It’s Vince Voyeur and Jenna Jameson in the captain’s chair of a boat, and it’s actually quite good. Jenna Jameson puts on a show here, and Vince seems into it for the most part. The music is a casual piano driven jazz tune of the smooth jazz fusion variety. He gets into the action with ease, and the scene really is a hot one for the most part. There’s no condom, Jenna is shaved, and the two go through the motions of sex, and eventually Vince finishes on her chest, and that’s the end.

Next up we see the swingers all drinking and listening to the mariachi band play their songs. That’s about it. Nothing too crazy here, just a serenade of mariachi music, while the actors drink and are dressed up. Moving along the transition, we are taken to another part of the boat, and you know what that means!

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In the next sex scene we see Alexandra Silk, Nici Sterling, and Wilde Oscar get it on. Oscar reminds me of a teacher I once had, and the two women are veterans of the porno world. I always thought Alexandra Silk was beautiful, and she is a stunning brunette here. However, the chemistry that Wilde has with the women isn’t all there, and it seems like he’s just trying to stay hard for the most part. This threeway lacks a sense of passion, but it works. The music is again jazzy, and somewhat 16-bit if you ask me. But for the most part it’s a standard sex scene with beautiful women, and a dude that is balding, and just lucky to be there for the most part if you ask me. At one point there’s anal, so if you’re into that then you’ll love this, and there’s no condoms here, everyone’s shaved, and it’s not bad, but it’s not great either.

Up next, a few pirates call in to the cruise ship, and state that they are going to save a ship that calls in. The four pirates look hilarious, as they are porno actors. I was laughing at the gun scenes, where they all loaded bullets, and cocked their guns. This is absurd, but hey, it’s a porno, so I guess it’s expected, right? The movie goes into hyper mode to show off speed and urgency, and it’s funny to watch. There’s a fake “Baywatch” soundtrack to this point of the movie, and you’re in about 45 minutes deep before the next sex scene. If you’re watching the whole movie like I am, then you’ll find that this drags on quite a bit.

This part shifts to an all lesbian sequence. There’s clear dildos, terrible disco type music, and all the women on board. This includes Angelica Sin, Antonia, Barocca, Charlie, Jenna Jameson, and Melisa Hill. They are all giving one another oral, using a clear dildo, and that’s about it. It’s a good scene, and there are some legit orgasms here and there, which are evident throughout. But there’s so much action going on, that it’s hard to concentrate on just one act overall, which can make things a bit difficult to manage getting your swerve on, so to speak. It’s a good lesbian sequence, but it’s just a lot going on overall. Plus the music is louder than the actors so it throws me off a little.

Up next, the pirates jump on board the ship and put guns to the crew. They say that they are going to kill the crew if they don’t comply. They say that they are looking for someone on the crew, and that they need to see him now! The captains play dumb, and that’s that. The pirates take the crew downstairs and look to find their man. Meanwhile, they kidnap one of the guys and they knock out Vince. Then they get all the women in a room and mistreat Jenna. The acting is bad, and it’s horrendous. The pirates then ask to know where the drugs are, and then carry out one of the captain’s while they leave the rest of the boat’s passengers in one room. I can’t believe that this plot thickens so much. While the pirates look for drugs, Jenna Jameson hatches a plan, and distracts one of the pirates, by having sex with him!

Up next, the final scene for Jenna Jameson in this movie, she finds Mickey G and they have sex. Jenna once again showcases here talent for acting and sex here. Mickey G, I’ve seen in other movies, and he definitely enjoys this one, as the two go through various different positions on board of the boat. Jenna has some cool underwear here, but of course she takes it off. I caught the camera guy and camera at around 1 hour and 2 minutes into the scene! I kid you not, they didn’t edit this out! Another blooper! In fact, the camera can be seen in multiple shots, the lens being on the left hand corner of the scene, which is ultimately distracting. But back to the sex, the two have some serious chemistry here, and it’s not half bad. It’s not a long scene, mind you. The two have sex in a couple of positions, but Mickey G. cannot hold on too long and eventually cums on Jenna’s stomach and pubic area. That’s it. This is a fast scene compared to the others, but Jenna steals the show again, and looks as though she’s really into it, while Mickey G. seems to be enjoying it a lot more than the average actor, which is fine by me. This is a hard scene, and good overall sex, as the two really go at it together. The music sucks, but hey, you can’t win em all. After the sex, Jenna gets the pirate’s gun and then throws him overboard! Then she goes to try and save the rest of the crew.

Meanwhile, one of the pirates finds drugs, and is happy, while Jenna saves everyone. But is stopped only by one of the pirates who wants to have sex with Melissa Hill. So now Brad Armstrong and Melissa Hill have sex. I’m a fan of Melissa Hill, I love her face, hair, and eyes. This scene isn’t half bad, it’s in the basement of the ship, and not half bad. While Hill blows Brad Armstrong, Missy looks on, and eventually wants to join in. She’s one of the pirates, and so she eventually jumps into the scene, and the two women really go to town on Armstrong. He gets a dual blow job, which is quite nice, and the scene progresses. Brad Armstrong gets some serious service here, and kudos to him, because he holds his erection for quite some time while the women work him over. Eventually the trio have sex, and Armstrong throws down a lot of pipe here, doing both women while maintaining his boots on. He eventually does anal on missy, and then cums overall, making this a good ending scene before the rest of the plot finishes off. He eventually cums on Missy’s back, and that’s the end of the show. This is a good sex scene, and it’s better than most of the other parts of the movie. I still love Melissa Hill’s eyes and overall performance here. The music is once again like a video game, with instrumentals that sound like they are part of “Donkey Kong Country”.

The movie transitions, and Jenna talks to the captain, and talks about saving the day. She does with a gun, and that’s it. The movie rolls to credits, and shows all the people that worked on it with a movie type credit ending and interesting font choice. This is the end, and well, it’s not much of an ending if you ask me.

I give “Dangerous Tides” a 3 out of 5.


This is a big budget movie, it’s not half bad, but it’s not an amazing one either. Jenna Jameson’s scenes steal the show, and Melissa Hill does it for me personally. But other than those trio of scenes, it’s not that great overall. It’s simply not a great movie.

You can watch “Dangerous Tides” via DVD, VHS, and even streaming if you buy it by clicking here. I recommend checking it out for the three top scenes.

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