Witch’s Tail (2000) Review

A Witch's Tail (2000) DVD Cover

Today we are going to venture to the year 2000. This movie was produced in 1999 but was released in 2000, and it is a movie that was directed by Bud Lee. Bud Lee takes on the director’s chair and the distribution company here is Adam and Eve. The movie that we will be reviewing today, is none other than, “Witch’s Tail”. This is a movie that I first caught wind of on the Spice Network, which is a cable channel that showed adult movies, but didn’t show the penetration or the erect penis. If you have seen that style of porn, it’s so odd, and yet so thrilling at the same time. Anyways, the stars of this movie include Julie Meadows, Chris Cannon, Cheyenne Silver, Steve Hatcher, Asia Carrera, Rayveness, Alexandra Silk, Anna Malle, Joel Lawrence, and Jon Dough. This is a higher end production and it has a story, which means it could be good, right? Well, let’s hope so.

The graphic sup front are interesting, with a focus on the budget. The credits come in with cool fonts and interesting colors, and we see a man riding a horse. A woman is on the side of the road and it appears to be back in the day. We are going back in time in this picture, even though it was filmed in the late 1990s, and released in 2000. The movie shows a Victorian woman with an umbrella, while a man is in the wild, riding on a horse as the credits come through.

Once the credits stop, we see a man in a confederate uniform. He comes to a woman and says that he has waited too long to see her. We then see that it’s a woman writing a novel, and is having a hard time coming up with a poetic way of describing the scene. After a few breaks, we get sent to a love making scene with the two characters.

For this sex scene, we start with Julie Meadows and Chris Cannon. Julie Meadows is all dressed up, and is a blonde with a shaved pubic mound. She’s a bit older here, and has long blonde hair, and a milf’s face, with nice legs, big teeth, and a thin body. The scene kicks in with some instrumental music, and Cannon going in for oral. After some oral, Meadows gets on her knees to blow Cannon while he’s still in the confederate uniform, mind you. The blow job is ok, nothing too fancy, and the director pushes you through the outer elements that they are in. They are outdoors, with natural lighting, and the exteriors are interesting, as they contrast with the sex that is about to go down. After some oral, we see a full frame view of the action, with Cannon going deep with Meadows. She’s naked, has small breasts, and the two focus on reverse cowgirl to start. The music dips a little and you hear the two’s bodies hitting one another, alongside Meadows moaning a great deal. The sound is enough to get you started if you’re looking for a scene to deliver a little tension relief. There’s no condom here, and after a few minutes, things switch up to anal and you really get a sense for the size, shape, and overall chemistry that the two have as Meadows squeals and gets louder as the two engage in anal. It’s a good scene, mind you, and it’s well lit with a standard of chemistry that I haven’t seen in a lot of movies up to this point. After some back and forth, anal, and different positions Cannon cums on Meadow’s face, and that’s the end of this scene.

After the scene, we get cut to a woman writing in her journal. She says that she’s having a hard time writing a novel, and she’s not sure how to continue. We see that it’s Asia Carrera and she’s just having writer’s block. A phone rings and she picks up, and talks to a publisher and says that she’s not lost on ideas. The publisher says that the next book has to be good, and it has to get into the top 10, and things should go very well or else. Then we progress with the story.

The story shows Asia Carrera and another brunette getting introduced to a random old dude. He has an accent that sounds a little like Sean Connery. The two women go into the study and we find out that it’s Carrera’s characters aunt, and she’s passed. She looks at all the pictures and notices that in every single one, the woman that has passed doesn’t age. It’s a weird coincidence at first, but she shrugs it off.

Next, we see Asia Carrera in a room on her laptop, when a wind comes in. The wind brings smoke and she looks out into a hallway. In that hallway are two people, and they start to kiss as Asia looks on.

Cheyenne Silver and Steve Hatcher start to makeout a little when an instrumental song starts. The next moment we see Silver on her knees sucking away at Hatcher. Cheyenne Silver is a thin, young woman with brunette hair, a thin frame, and is dressed like she is in the Gilded Age. The two are on a balcony for this scene, and they don’t have much chemistry at all. It’s a function sex scene, with a little moaning, but the music turns down and you get to see it all, and it’s not that grand. The lighting is dark, and you can barely see what’s going on, and at one point it looks like Hatcher’s wearing a condom, but I can’t really tell because the blocking and lighting is really bad. Silver is ok, but you can’t really see much of her in this scene, which gets done faster than expected. Silver is pretty, don’t get me wrong, but the lighting leaves a lot to be desired so don’t expect much from this one. The scene is interesting and the scenario works for the story here, while Asia looks on to see what’s going on. When the lighting gets a little better around the 30 minute mark, we see that Hatcher’s wearing a condom, and the scene really isn’t that fun to watch honestly. It’s ok at best.

After this night scene we are taken to a shower. We see Asia Carrera in the shower lathering up and enjoying the steam. Then we are taken outside where Rayveness and Asia Carrera are sun bathing. Some soft music starts, and the bikinis come off.

Rayveness and Asia Carrera start to kiss, and then goes into oral. Rayveness here is younger, has brunette hair and tanned skin, with a pretty face, and nice body. She wears sunglasses here, and Asia Carrera here is trimmed, and looking great as you’d expect. The extent of the scene is mostly oral, and there’s not much to it, other than just pure sex, with the exception of Rayveness turning away and looks to be turned into a witch and disappears! This was an easy going scene with not a lot of action.

After the lesbian sex scene we see the publisher showing up and asking about the next chapter of Asia’s book. She gets mad, and then tells him that she’s going to get his job done if she’d leave her alone. After that, we are taken to the inside of the home where a random woman shows up. It appears to be Alexandra Silk, I think. She invites Asia Carrera to a party.

The next scene is the party. Some soft alternative rock music instrumentals start and we are taken to what appears to be a swingers party. Joel Lawrence, Alexandra Silk and Anna Malle start to kiss and make out, then oral begins. This is a fully blown threesome and Asia Carrera is there watching, and looking uncomfortable. Joel Lawrence wears a condom for this scene and it’s not bad. Anna Malle is a tanned, loud woman with large breasts and an Italian look to her. Alexandra Silk is a hippy looking woman with reddish hair, full bush, thin frame, and young face. The trio work through several different positions and lots of moaning and dirty talk, with good lighting until Lawrence comes on Anna Malle’s body. It’s a good scene with a nice finish but it’s not long, and just has some bad editing. Other than that, the scene has some chemistry, just not a lot of it. It’s ok at best.

After the scene we are taken to where Joel Lawrence is and he asks Asia Carrera where she was. She slaps Lawrence and runs away.

We are then taken to a place where Asia asks about what is going on. She talks to the care taker, and he tells her about Carrera’s aunt. It’s here that we get the full story, and it turns out that the aunt was a witch and the care taker talks about how he is there to take care of intruders and more. Then we see some laughable moments where he gets a sword and vanquishes a witch that shows up, only to leave Asia Carrera in a white nightgown and Jon Dough to show up as the reincarnation of the caretaker. This is an odd turn, but hey, it’s a porno, right?

Asia Carrera and Jon Dough begin to have oral sex, with a focus on her for once. They are outdoors, in the dark, and just begin with subtle foreplay into oral. There’s no condom here, it’s straight forward sex, with nothing too great to start. There’s an instrumental soundtrack here, and straight forward bare sex. It’s slow, methodical, and artsy. Carrera lies on her back for the most part. After some time the two switch positions and we get to doggy style, and Jon Dough just looks very mechanical compared to what Asia Carrera looks like. Carrera pushes back and seems to be cumming naturally while Dough just seems to be in work mode for the most part. It’s a dichotomy that occurs in porn a lot. The lighting is bad, the sound design shifts to just the sounds of the fire, and moaning from Carrera. The two continue in doggy style until Dough cums on her butt and that’s it. The scene ends, and we are left with the rest of the story. This scene isn’t that great, no matter how much Asia Carrera seems to like the sex, Dough just throws me off as a mechanical participant.

After the sex, we see Lawrence and Carrera talking about how the story just came to her, and that’s it. The two are left in an office and we see the end. Nothing special, and the credits role, and that’s about it.

I give “A Witch’s Tail” a 3 out of 5.

There’s a lot of lighting issues that mired the scenes here. Other than that, it seemed mechanical for the most part, with just a few saving graces. I didn’t find it to be grand at all, and while the opening sex scene does get you a bit hard, the rest is just boring, including the ending. Now, if you’re a big fan of Asia Carrera then you’ll want to pick this up for your collection.

You can purchase “A Witch’s Tail” on DVD or stream it by clicking here, and see what you think about the movie starring Asia Carrera.

Candy Stripers 5: The New Generation (1999) Review

Candy Stripers 5: The New Generation Poster

We leave the 1980s for today’s review. Instead of staying in that decade, we venture forward in our time machine to 1999. That’s right, 1999 another number, another summer, sound of the funky drummer. The movie we will review is directed by Bud Lee, and is distributed by Arrow Productions. The movie is titled, “Candy Stripers 5: The New Generation”. There are a lot of people in this one, and some are major stars in my book. The stars of “Candy Stripers 5” include, Shanna McCullough, Capri Cameron, Brian Surewood, Barett Moore, Tawny Ocean, Chris Cannon, Christi Lake, Michael J. Cox, Tyce Bune, Tina Tyler, and a few others. This is the fifth installment of the series, and I didn’t get my hands on the other releases, so I have to start with this one. Not a bad thing, just mentioning it in case anyone is asking, and I doubt anyone will.

The movie starts with a hard rock guitar riff, and Capri Cameron ironing a Candy Striper outfit. She’s naked, and she is just putting on clothing while the guitar and keyboards play on. The hard rock sound is unique to the porno scene if you ask me, because they often don’t have great music. This track, however, isn’t that bad, with a lot of walking bass lines, and strong distorted guitarwork. Capri Cameron is a tall blonde with dirty blonde hair, and the camera loves her, moving in and out as she puts on her clothing.

The movie moves forward to showing a building that looks a lot like a high school in Los Angeles, but they are calling it a medical facility. There’s film grain on this movie, so you know that the production has a little money on the overall production. A nurse enters the frame and is complaining about the overall work that she has to do, and then sits down. She sits down and says that she can always play with herself.

The camera zooms in and out, then goes over the top to show you the action of Shanna McCullough. Shanna McCullough starts to undress herself, and then play with herself. Shanna McCullough is a brunette woman, that has been in a lot of movies by the time she’s featured here in 1999. She’s worked with a lot of top stars, including Peter North, and in this scene, her hair is straight, long, and her breasts look augmented. She’s trimmed down below, and she has short nails. She moans and moves a bit while the music is a strong orchestral sound. She moans with theatrical loudness, and if you’re a fan of masturbation scenes, this is going to do it for you as she really does work hard to enjoy herself for the camera, with just her fingers.

After the masturbation scene, we are shown the interior of the nurse’s station. Here we see nurses talking, and they are just talking and getting orders about the work that they have to do. If you look closely, you’ll find that Barett Moore is none other than Veronica Caine from XPW! I kid you not, she’s in this movie.

The movie continues and it shows a random dude getting brought through to stay at the hospital. He’s in the witness protection program, and he’s going to be staying put and under surveillance. It’s a simple plot point that doesn’t show much of anything up this point, but there is a hot detective waiting outside of his door.

In another part of the building we see a black haired woman walking through the halls. The camera cuts and shows you a patient’s room. It’s there that a patient is dying, and a candy striper is trying to save him. She does everything she can, in a room that looks like a real medical office.

When the patient isn’t responsive, our striper does the only thing she can to keep the dude alive. She has sex with him. Capri Cameron jumps on top of Brian Surewood and starts to have sex with him, to revive him you know. The set is good here, the costumes stay on. Capri Cameron is shaved, blonde, and has a tight young body. She stays in uniform, Brian Surewood gets hard and lets her do all the work. If you’re a fan of young blondes, Cameron is one hell of a beauty here. She looks like someone I went to high school with, and for that alone, I love this scene. The music is a mix of techno beats and keyboards, which remind of Streets of Rage 2 for the Sega Genesis. Cameron rides until Surewood comes back to life and then cums in Cameron’s face.

Once the sex is done we are sent to a hallway where one of the doctors hits himself with electrical current for some odd reason. Then we are sent to the nurse’s station again. There’s a funny joke at one point where the black haired woman of mystery gets hit with a door and gets knocked out. Meanwhile, outside there’s a guy all wrapped in paper just walking around. If you watch the total of this film, you’ll see a lot of characters going through the motions. Including a hitman on the loose, the mummy dude, random orderlies walking around, and more.

After some camera work and following the mummy around, we are taken to a patient’s room that is empty. It has full medical elements inside, including IV bag, computers, and much more. Two women come in with an orderly and the they start to make out. Saxophone music plays, and we see them start to kiss. Barett Moore, Tawny Ocean, and Chris Cannon engage in a threesome here. Moore is Veronica Caine from XPW, and she has augmented breasts, blonde hair, and thick thighs. Tawny Ocean is a tanned brunette with small breasts, long hair, and a homely look to her. Cannon is just another name that I recognize, and he’s not bad, but there’s nothing that really stands out besides the name. He does have an interesting chin, so maybe that’s something to consider. The women start this out, licking, using fingers, and moaning a bit with the saxophone jazz music that plays. After the foreplay, Chris Cannon jumps in, and he’s immediately hard. He’s shaved, and the women go for every inch of him, blowing him to start, and just looking good. It’s always interesting to see what level of erection the male stars have, and here, it’s rock hard, and the women appreciate that, going in deep and hard. Lucky guy, this scene isn’t too bad. The starting point is good, mind you, but the sex is formulaic. By the time Cannon gets into having sex with the women, you see that one of them is, well, not too attractive, and the other is just going through the motions. It’s a sterile type of sex scene that is kind of boring. Cannon does good to stay hard, mind you, but the overall sex is just kind of there. The director makes up for it showing you a great deal of different angles, including a point where Moore and Cannon get into anal. After some time, the trio go for the ender and Cannon pulls out and just cums, although it’s not much. This scene works, but it’s not very exciting.

The camera cuts, and we see the mummy outside. Then we go back to the interior of the hospital to a surgery suite. The set is great, mind you. Here we get a close up of one of my favorite actresses, one who I wish I could’ve met before she retired, or even now, Christi Lake. She seems like such a cool person. Anyways, she’s in scrubs when she tells two doctors that she wants to get laid. Christi Lake, Michael J. Cox, and Tyce Bune start to make out. There’s a starting point where Lake blows the guys, and then starts to go forward with sex. The music here is a bit more rock and pop oriented, and is different from the other scenes. There’s also a different element here. One of the guys puts on a condom, and then starts to have sex with Lake. That’s correct, no other scenes up to this point have condoms, but this scene does, which isn’t terrible, mind you. Christi Lake is a tall, dirty blonde with a long neck, long legs, and pretty smile. This is a normal sex scene for the most part with Christi Lake going to town with both men. They both condoms, mind you. She doesn’t moan a lot, but she is definitely enjoying this one as you can see her movements, and reactions, including nearly squirting at one point. At the 52 minute mark, we start a double penetration sequence and it’s in a surgical suite. This is a very sex scene, with Lake really moaning and getting into the action. This is perhaps the best part of the movie, with Lake cumming, and getting very wet through the sequence. After the three go through double penetration for a while, the director hard cuts and we see both guys cumming on Lake’s face, and she blows both after the fact, and seemingly enjoys the process.

After the scene we are follow the mummy, and he’s just walking around slowly. We also see the assassin, which was the mystery woman. She has a gun and she’s looking for the rat. In another hallway we see a nurse talking to a detective. We catch up with the assassin at this point and she’s touching a bunch of bodies in the morgue. They all come to life, and in comes our mummy patient. The detective shows up and stops her, takes her gun, and then a candy striper shows up to want to have sex.

For the final sex scene we get Barett Moore, Capri Cameron, Shanna McCullough, Sonya Redd, Tawny Ocean, Tina Tyler, Brian Surewood, John Decker, Kyle Stone, Nick East, and Tyce Bune in an all out orgy in what appears to be a morgue. This is straight forward, with each guy getting a girl and having sex with them. The camera goes around the room to show off all of the women in different positions, each one going through the motions, no one standing out. If you’re a fan of any of the ladies, you will see some o fthem, but not all of them for too long since this is a scene with multiple sex acts at the same time. It’s not a bad scene, mind you, it’s just has a lot going on and the director has to move around the camera to show a lot, and not just “one” thing, so that’s something to consider. Eventually, every one has a money shot, and that’s the end of the movie. The story has a plot somewhere in there, and it’s really just a matter of sex, and uniforms, with some clever sets and a random story thrown in for good measure. Loma Vista Hospital is where this was shot, mind you.

I give “Candy Stripers 5” a 3 out of 5.

There is only one good scene in this whole movie, which is the Christi Lake threeway. I love her, so this scene makes this movie worth checking out. If you’re a Christi Lake fan, then you’ll love the threeway that includes double penetration, and two money shots, with Lake looking amazing. She’s in her prime here, if you ask me.

Carnivorous (1999) Review

Carnivorous (1999) DVD Cover 

It just so happened that I had to review another modern classic, one that was shot on film, and looks great overall. The starting point of this movie is all film grain, and really well shot. I am surprised by the budget, and the art direction which has 4 people working on it. The editing is top notch, the music is good, and everything about this movie starts off with a killer element to it. I didn’t see this one featured on The Spice Network, or anything, and so this is all new to me. Nic Cramer directs, and lots of well known actors star in this movie from 1999, it’s called “Carnivorous”, and it stars Jessica Drake. That’s right, another Jessica Drake movie, because apparently I find her beautiful all of a sudden, or it’s just a matter of selection. Other people in this movie includes Mickey G. Kristen, Brian Surewood, Gia, Chris Cannon, Ian Daniels, Cheyenne Silver, and Evan Stone.

The movie opens up in what appears to be an old west setting. Jessica Drake is trying to beat the heat with some water when Evan Stone with an eyepatch shows up and points a gun at her. That’s when you get narration, and story, and an interruption by Mickey G. The story is about an erotic novelist that is having a hard time figuring out how to move his story along, and Jessica Drake plays his wife that is breaking his concentration here and there. The erotic novel has a wild west theme to it, and the movie goes between the writer and his book, and so we get moving forward from there.

The first major sex scene starts around 5 minutes from the credits, and it features Jessica Drake and Mickey G. There’s a nice western themed guitar riff going and some drums, meanwhile the two make out for the most part. This is a sensual scene, featuring lots of kissing and lots of romantic elements between Jessica Drake and Mickey G. Drake in this movie has dirty brown hair, which is different from what I remember her having in the previous movie I reviewed. After some kissing, she gets on her knees and delivers a very sloppy, slow, and sensual blow job to Mickey G. The music is a rocksteady beat of guitar work, and is similar to what you’d expect from Eric Clapton, believe it or not. It’s a nice tune to complement the sex that is occurring here. Drake does well enough here, with passion, and Mickey G holds on for dear life, the professional, obviously. The movie switches to sex, and it’s standing doggy style, and it’s just straightforward, nothing crazy. Mickey G. dawns a condom, and Drake takes it, while wearing a shirt, so you can’t see her completely nude. It’s a steady scene of sex, and nothing too exciting, an outdoor sex scene with film grain, and high quality editing. Eventually positions change, and Drake takes off her top, and Mickey G. looks to be concentrating not trying to cum early, and rightfully so, because after a certain point Drake goes all in on this, and seems to lose herself in the scene. It’s an exciting thing to see, and the music shifts to a bass heavy element, as the two finish up with each other outdoors. The money shot goes forward with Mickey G letting loose on Drakes face, and she keeps stroking afterwards, then puts her mouth on it, a stellar movement, that is just sexy. Drake really seems to do well here, and acts great if you ask me.

The scene ends and you get narration, where our writer talks to his assistant or an editor and gets feedback about the book. He then is by a pool and talks to someone else about the book and some ideas as to how to keep writing etc.

We move along to the next scene, another imaginative tale, this time it’s Brian Surewood and Kristen that are in an artsy bedroom having sex. It’s as close as you’re going to get to a gonzo scene in this high end production. This woman is thin, has long legs, dirty blonde hair, and wears heels. Meanwhile, Brian Surewood looks like a mix of one of the DOA from WWF mid 1990s and Jesse Ventura. He gets straight to oral, with Kristen moaning and rubbing herself, all the while a techno beat plays under them. This porn actress looks like Ann Coulter a little, so you can imagine her that way. Kristen works through a nice blow job but she keeps looking at the camera, and it’s odd, to see her staring at the director and the camera. There’s a camera change, and then things get to the action, with full penetration as you’d expect, and a scene that speeds up quite well. The initial starting line doesn’t seem to have a condom, so it’s a bit different than the previous scene, and this goes from insertion to high gear. Brian Surewood really goes hard here, and why not? It’s a fast moving scene with a lot of action, and not much else. You get multiple positions, lots of movement, and a money shot on Kristen’s face, with an ending blow and tug, and that’s that. A good fast paced scene that is not sensual as it is just two people going at it, which is a nice change of pace from the starting scene.

The movie continues, and it’s our writer talking to Jessica Drake, and she wants him to stop working and drinking. She has little to no makeup on here, and is quite attractive here. I’d love to interview Jessica Drake and ask her a few questions about characters and more, but I don’t know who to even call for that one.

Moving along our writer needs help trying to get a bit of action, and with the help of an assistant he comes up with a new gonzo scenario. This time it features a tall, skinny woman that goes through a jail. She has brown hair and an orange dress, and starts to talk to a guard, and then gets into the action. The two start having sex in a cell, and she keeps her dress on for the most part. She’s very thin, and the guard is a bit dominant to her submissive style, and the two work well together, although it’s a bit straightforward, and out of the blue. It’s another contrast to the style that was placed in the earlier scenes, this time with techno and a bit slower methodology. It’s not fast at all, which is ok, but the two seem to lack chemistry for the start and eventually build. The two actors that start include Gia and Ian Daniels or Chris Cannon, I’m not sure. Either way, the two start and then we get a third. The music speeds up to a techno and keyboard mix, and things get even hotter when a third person comes in to help with the movement. You start with two, and end with three, and it’s not half bad overall, but it’s not sexy if you ask me. There’s something missing here, and while there are no condoms in sight, and the movie is well porn, it just lacks a certain chemistry if you ask me.

Moving forward we end up with a scene that features Cheyenne Silver and Evan Stone. This after a segue where the writer and Jessica Drake discuss the next scene and how they can make it better. The sex features a condom, and Evan Stone going through the motions. Silver and Stone do not have the same chemistry that I’ve seen him have with other actresses, but it’s a functional scene where he just goes through the motions and that’s about it. I’ve seen him interact with many others, and this was not nearly as wild or as intense. Silver is a blonde hair young woman, and she’s attractive, don’t get me wrong, but you can tell that the two are just going through the motions and aren’t really that into it at times. The money shot occurs on Silver’s chest and that’s it, nothing too wild. She even looks at the camera to see if the director wants her to stop or not, and that’s it.

The scene switches and the writer talks to a friend about where things are going, etc. Then he introduces the last bit of the story to a couple of women, these being Jessica Drake and Shanna McCullough. This ending scene features Mickey G, Shanna McCullough, and Jessica Drake.

I give “Carnivorous” a 3 out of 5.

The final scene got me, I have to admit. Shanna McCullough and Jessica Drake making Mickey G a lucky man is a great ending to an otherwise average porno movie.

You can purchase “Carnivorous” through a variety of means, including the link right here, which is something to consider.