Wife Switch 5 (2012) Review

Wife Switch Volume 5 (2012) Cover 

We are going modern for the latest review that we are going to talk about. Let’s get into our time machine and get to 2012. In 2012 the fifth release from the series “Wife Switch” was released. “Wife Switch Volume 5” came out in 2012 and it was distributed by Pink Visual and there was no director credited here. The movie stars Faith Leon, Roxy DeVille, Barrett Blade, Marcos Leon, Nina Hartley, Stephanie Swift, Sascha, Tommy Gunn, Baily Brooks, Ginger Blaze, Mike Butders, Derrick Pierce, Leigh Livingston, Mia Lelani, Ben English, Chris Johnson, Bella Lynn, Brandy Edwards, and Talon.

There’s not a whole lot to this movie, it’s a gonzo picture, although the first part is a minor interview that features a couple of guys that have cheated on their spouses, so they want to switch things up and reveal to them the truth.

The opening scene starts with Faith Leon, Roxy Deville, Barrett Blade, and Marcos Leon switching partners. The two women in this scene are thin, brunette, and have girl next door qualities to them. They both don’t have large breasts, and really do look like girls you’d see in college, a freshman and a senior for that matter. The four start to unrobe in what seems like an ordinary couch in someone’s home. There’s no condoms here, just nudity and shaved private areas. It’s a gonzo picture, so it gets into the sex fast. The camera work gets a little sloppy, there’s no music, but the lighting is great. If you’re a fan of gonzo pictures, then you’ll like the way this starts into the sex. Both women moan and scream with delight, including one section at the 18 minute mark where one guy plays with a woman’s clitoris while in reverse cowgirl, a move that she says is too much but he continues. I know from experience that women outside of porn don’t usually like that. The couples get into a money shot and that’s it. WE then get a simple interview about revealing cheating, etc. It’s terrible acting, mind you.

Moving along we are taken to a new couple, and this time it’s Stephanie Swift and Sascha, a European guy. Stephanie Swift is a milf at this point which is interesting, and looks great. Nina Hartley and Tommy Gun are the other couple and we get a brief interview to start. This too gets really into the sex within a few minutes. It starts with Nina Hartley and Stephanie Swift kissing, then Tommy Gun and Sascha getting blow jobs from the women, before they start to get into the sex. There was supposed to be a rule where the guys were supposed to wear condoms, at least according to the interview, but only one guy is wearing a condom. The two women moan a great deal, and the camera follows the action well enough. The sex lasts a while before we see a money shot with not much cum, and one guy doesn’t last nearly as long as the other. After the sex, we find out that Sascha wasn’t wearing a condom, and Stephanie Swift gets mad, while Hartley just looks on.

The next scene features a brunette and a redhead woman and both look older here. They are milfs for sure, with larger breasts then the previous women, and we start afresh. This time it’s Baily Brooks, Ginger Blaze, Derrick Pierce, and Mikey Butders starting to make out and getting unrobed. The two get right into the action, in a well lit hotel room on couches, and just start working through a few positions. No condoms here, and the women just change partners, and it’s what you’d expect. No music, just gonzo sex until there’s a cum shot with a few shots of cum here and there. It’s a gonzo porn, with little to no direction, just two couples having sex, and that’s it.

For the next scene we are taken to a mansion and we get setup in a hot tub. Here we find Leigh Livingston, Mia Lelani, Ben English, and Chris Johnson starting to make out then going into oral. The women are both different. Lelani is a tanned Asian looking woman, with brunette hair and very large breasts. Leigh Livingston has reddish brown, short hair and large natural breasts. The four people move from the hot tub to a bedroom and they start to get into the sex part of this scene. Again, no condoms, everyone is shaved, and they get into the traditional positions that you’d expect from couples. There’s no real passion here, just straight sex, without a lot of attitude, and really nothing too crazy to write about. I found Lelani to be quite sexy, and vocal, but Livingston didn’t seem to be that into things. Lelani seems to really enjoy the sex, and the guys did their job well enough, but without no music, and a random set, this seemed like a benign sexual romp. Towards the one hour and 41 minute mark, the doggy style sex with Livingston gets really good but the director focuses on Lelani instead, even though it seems like Livingston is having the better of the two experiences at this point. Ben English gets mad because Chris Johnson cums in Livingston and things get heated. I guess that’s the big deal in this movie, etc.

We get to the last scene of this movie and it stars Bella Lynn, Brandi Edwards, some random guy and a dude named Talon. The foursome start to have sex in the same bedroom as the other couples, and it starts with a blow job. Bella Lynn is a pale, skinny woman with enhanced breasts and black hair. Brandi Edwards has dirty blonde hair, is a bit older, and smaller breasts. They are both thin, and the guys are normal but aren’t very big, just shaved. The women get into the blow jobs a bit, but again, there’s no music, the set sucks, and the passion seems to be missing for the starting line of this movie. The couples have ok sex, and it seems to be fine, until the 2 hour and 8 minute mark when things get really exciting and they all start to work far faster, and harder, with the women screaming and wanting more action. At that point we see the talent really getting into the sex, and it’s interesting to see. The closing sequence tries to save the whole movie with speed, and it doesn’t work if you’ve been sitting through this whole thing. There’s a couple of money shots, and that’s it.

I give “Wife Switch 5” a 3 out of 5.

Yes, this is a gonzo movie, and it will get you there if you really like wife swapping stories. However, I didn’t really think it was a lot of fun. The women and men exchange well, but even a girl like Stephanie Swift seemed bored with the sex, and it was just not that great. It is ok, just not great. If you’re looking for a wife swapping movie, and you don’t want a lot of story, this works, but I didn’t get too excited by it, but that’s just me. It deserves a 3 and that’s about it.

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More Sorority Stewardesses (1995) Review

More Sorority Stewardesses (1995) Poster

Going back to the 1990s, we are going to be looking at a sequel to a movie that features a great deal of awesome women, and men. If you’re a fan of the 1990s porno world, then you’ll no doubt like the line up that is found with this movie. This movie came out in 1995, and it’s called “More Sorority Stewardesses”. This movie was directed by Jim Holliday, and was distributed through Plush Entertainment. If you’ve seen Jim Holliday’s work before, then you’ll no doubt like this one, as he’s got an eye for sex movies, and it’s on display here again. The movie stars J.R. Carrington, Peter North, Felecia, Kylie Ireland, Sandi Beach, T.T. Boy, Joey Silvera, Hailey Davidson, Kirsty Waay, Nina Hartley, and even Jim Holliday in a non sex role. As I read that Craigslist personals has shut down, I am reviewing this option as something quite interesting to say the least, trying to take my mind off the idea that I will probably never talk to a lot of people online.

I have to admit, I didn’t want to review anything, the shutdown of Craigslist rocked me. But then again, I have a job to do, so let’s get into it.

The opening of this movie starts with Peter North talking to a red head. That immediately switches within a minute, to showing off some sex, and I’m not sure who it was. Then we see another money shot occur, and I realize that what we are seeing is just a preview of what the movie is going to have. In between the shots we see Joey Silvera talking to his nurses. Then we go back and forth to the sequences a little, and it’s interesting to see. Perhaps this is a throwback to the original movie? I don’t remember, but it’s a lot of quick close ups of what is to come or at least some hardcore focused elements with a little bit of a Rockabilly soundtrack to boot.

At the four minute mark Peter North, Joey Silvera, and TT Boy are talking and then the camera cuts to introduce all of the women in the movie. This is done with a cheesy focused music underneath, but for the most part it’s tame. It reminds me of the original movie, and I recall reviewing that one too. You start to forget all of the movies that you review after so many, but if you search on the left of this blog, you’ll find that I’ve talked about the original and even “Car Wash Angels” which is a favorite of mine.

The conversation ends and we are sent to a hot tub room. That’s where J.R. Carrington and Peter North are talking, and that leads to making out. The music here sucks, it’s a surf rock instrumental that is not that great. The set is a sauna with a hot tub in it, and it’s really cheesy. J.R. Carrington is a hot blonde, is shaved, and has extra large breasts, enhanced lips, and kind of reminds me of Carmella from the WWE. She’s tan, has big breasts, and really looks hot. If you’re into blondes, you’ll love her. Peter North gets things rolling by getting hard and then getting oral. Carrington gives good oral here, and then the tables turn and North starts to get into the action, giving Carrington a great deal of pleasure by going down on her. This goes for a few moments before North goes in without a condom. This starts easy enough, while the hot tub keeps going. The two go through a couple of positions and Carrington keeps asking for North to go harder, and eventually he does, and the two have anal at one point. The music is terrible, mind you, and the hot tub keeps roaring. The camera stays in with the action, and Carrington moans a great deal, while still wearing her swimsuit, breasts exposed. After a while, North finishes things off with a money shot into Carrington’s face, and she licks spits, and blows him after the fact. It’s a great finish, and a good start to this adult movie.

The plot moves a little and we see a couple talking, and then we hear from the loud speaker that the school is now a charter school. It’s an interesting sentiment for the most part, to get a plot in. But after the announcement we see Felecia and Kylie Ireland talking. The two start talking about sex, and then they get into the action, as you know it’s going to happen.

Felecia and Kylie Ireland talk about sex, and then they start to kiss. Felicia is a thin, short, brunette with small breasts. Kylie Ireland has enhanced breasts, blonde hair, and is young here. A long way away from where she becomes a milf in the porno world. The two here start slowly, and the music kicks in, before they start to kiss. The music is an acoustic melody, the set is the bunk bed area of the set from the previous film, and they start to kiss and get undressed. The scene doesn’t last too long and it’s honestly just a lot of oral, fingers, and then friction. They are interesting to look at, they get wet, they seem to really get into it, but it’s not nearly as passionate as the first initial sex scene for this movie. That’s not to say that it’s bad, it’s just a bit different. The two look good and if you’re a fan of girl on girl action, this may suffice, but I’ve seen way better.

After the sex we start to look at the hallway of the school and there are two women talking. They start talking about history. I kid you not, it’s a U.S. History lesson. There’s a little sequence where see a blonde playing with herself, then we go to the phones with Joey Silvera and he’s in the middle of a radio contest, and he’s having a bit of trouble talking. There’s a candy striper there, and TT Boy comes through to interrupt at one point. The scene ends and we are taken to where the stewardesses are and they are all dressed up and just kissing a little here and there. Then we are taken to another office. There’s an office where T.T. Boy is talking to some random dude. Then we are taken to a bedroom where a bunch of women are talking, and that’s it. Nothing too crazy.

The camera cuts and there we see T.T. Boy getting blown by Sandi Beach. I don’t think I’ve seen Sandi Beach before, but I have seen plenty of T.T. Boy’s work. Here he is already naked when we join the two. There’s a soft rock tune playing, and we are in the dorm rooms of the school like we were before. Sandi Beach is a blonde with large breasts, and a cute face, with nice curves and a good overall look. She’s attractive, and T.T. Boy gets hard to start. There’s a condom in this one, T.T. Boy puts one on, and Beach gets on top for the ride. She doesn’t take off her bra in this one to start, and we see the two go through a few positions overall. WE do see a little bit of her nipples at one point, and she moans a little until T.T. Boy cums on her face. She has her mouth closed and doesn’t seem to want to get any on her, and it’s obvious the two didn’t have a lot of chemistry for this scene. It works well enough, but you can tell that this was not something that the two were that into.

We get through some sequences and we again see the women talking, and then we are sent to Joey Silvera pulling an alarm. The alarm wakes up all of the girls and they scream and run out of the building naked. Not sure why but it is just a drill. Joey Silvera and T.T. Boy are shown in another room and they are just in scrubs talking about random things. Then we go to the pool and more talking. There’s no major sex or plot just random actresses talking. After some random moments, we are taken to an exam room where Kylie Ireland and Joey Silvera are talking. They are doing some homework together or something, and they just talk about astronomy.

After doing some reviewing of the course materials for school, Joey Silvera and Kylie Ireland get close. Kylie Ireland takes off her top, and Joey Silvera drops to his knees to start giving her oral. Kylie is young here, and almost looks like Jenna Jameson’s sister, while Joey is looking a bit old, but he’s still got the moves. Ireland’s got a runway shaved, and augmented breasts. After going down on Ireland, Silvera gets a turn to have oral and Ireland goes through the motions quite well. Silvera isn’t a huge guy downstairs, but Ireland makes it seem that way with a lot of attention to what she is doing. Silvera puts on a condom and then starts to have sex with Ireland, as she moans a little, we are taken to the penetration point and it’s not great nor is it bad. This condom is thick too, and seems to be rolling up or ribbed or something, it’s weird. The two go through some positions and it’s not bad, it’s just lacking chemistry. After going through doggy style, and then getting through the motions of sex, things seem to be working well enough and Silvera finishes. This is a sterile type of sex scene, and Silvera finishes on Ireland’s butt, and that’s that.

The next parts of the movie shows talking, with different women, and men, as well as Silvera saying congratulations to people, and more. It’s a forced scene, and it’s funny to see this. It’s bad, like really bad. I was laughing hard. Then out of the blue, Nina Hartley claims that it’s time to party, and we are taken to a motel room. In a seedy motel room we see a few women start give one another oral, and then the camera pans out to show that there’s more to this. The ending scene is an orgy scene that features, Hailey Davidson, Kirsty Waay, Nina Hartley, Peter North, and T.T. Boy. This scene goes for quite a bit, and it’s mainly the two getting into the action while other use dildos, and it’s just your average sex scene. There’s some moaning, there’s some sex, but it’s just a little sterile at times. Sure, there’s no condoms, and it’s a fun little romp, but it’s just average at best. It’s almost like they were just phoning it in for the most part. There’s too much going on for the scene’s own good, and the rockabilly soundtrack doesn’t help at all. Nina Hartley blowing Peter North is interesting, but her technique seems a bit lame. At the one hour and 23 minute mark, we see money shots on both sides of a bed, and the camera focuses on Hartley, and then she blows North after he cums, which is the best part of this scene. T.T. Boy is getting blown but North gets the best one here.

The scene cuts and we are taken to Joey Silvera talking to a set of bones. Then we end the movie and the credits roll. Not exactly a great one, but then again what sequel is great in porno? Not this one that’s for sure.

I give “More Sorority Stewardesses” a 2 out of 5.

There’s nothing that saves this movie for me. Well, the Peter North scene with Carrington was good. But other than that, this wasn’t that great. It was a standard porno with the guys phoning it in, and Holliday’s unique visual style. Other than that, it’s not grand. I’d recommend it if you’re a fan of the series and you’re a big fan of Jim Holliday, but other than that, I’d skip it.

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The Shark (1999) Review

The Shark (1999) DVD Cover

The smooth jazz opening from Wicked greeted me for a trip back to 1999. The movie in question today is, “The Shark”, and it stars Nina Hartley, Serenity, Evan stone, Alex Sanders, Mickey G, Bridgette Kerkove and many others. I was surprised by the high quality introduction, with some good music for a change. The videography is done by Jake Jacobs, editing by Donald O’Brien, written by Patti Rhodes, and directed by F.J. Lincoln. This is a higher budget film than I’m used to reviewing, and it’s kind of an exciting thing to get a higher budget 1990s movie. I call it a movie because the music is done well, the film grain is there, and it is definitely more than just a random gonzo porno, which I’m all about. There’s a story, and it opens with a poker scene, and some interesting music. An underground poker game starts, and we see our stars playing, nothing crazy, right? Nope.

“The Shark” starts with a bunch of guys playing poker, and two women looking at one another. This is Nina Hartley and Serenity. They look at one another and they leave the poker table. They exchange a few words in the bathroom, and Nina gets on her knees and starts to give Serenity oral. I can say this much about Nina Hartley, she’s amazing, and she knows what’s she is doing, because she really gives it to Serenity, in what seems to be a natural sequence of lesbian sex. Serenity is an up and comer, while Hartley is a legend. The two are blonde haired, fit women, and here you see a lot of oral and the use of a toy, with Serenity orgasming for real, and Nina Hartley looking amazing. I would love to meet her one day, I bet she has some stories to tell. This isn’t a long scene. The music is funny, as it sounds like big band Las Vegas style. The two go back and forth giving each other kisses and oral, and eventually finish, and that’s that. This is a hot scene if you like lesbian sex, and if you love the actresses, then you’re going to enjoy this somewhat short scene.

When the sex is done, we get back to a poker game, and it’s not that great. It’s just a random game, and everyone is winning and losing. The story goes, that Mickey G is running out of money. Mickey leaves the game, and then goes home. He is wishing he could get more money, but instead just paces as Serenity sits in a weird looking chair. Mickey G then wants to play Serenity in a game of poker. She goes to sleep, and the next scene features Serenity showing up to the poker house and winning big.

The sun comes up, and we are back at the house where Mickey G. is just playing solitaire and trying to just relax. In comes Bridgette Kerkove and Ginger Paige. The two women give Mickey G. one hell of a ride. We then get a full sexual romp with Mickey G. Bridgette Kerkove and Ginger Paige, and it’s not half bad. One blonde and one burnette, and we get an interesting focused sex scene with some synth rock. Mickey G. seems to have a hadr time getting hard at first, going soft with the initial blow job, and it’s kind of odd. The director wisely shifts gears, and you are directly placed into the sex, where Mickey finally is hard and going through doggy with one of the women. Mickey wears a condom and enters one of the women, the music shifts to a techno beat, and this becomes a standard sex scene. It’s not as passionate as the other stuff I’ve seen Mickey in, but it works for this scenario. There’s not much chemistry between the actors, and it’s a bit telling. There is an anal sequence, and at that point things get a little louder. If you’re a fan of anal, then you’ll like how this sequence ends, as Mickey gets his rhythm and really does well towards the end of the scene, eventually cumming and rubbing his member on the blonde, but not putting himself back in, making it an ok scene.

UP next we see Serenity winning a big load at the poker table. She complains that she wants to get into bigger action. She then walks towards another table and sits down. She wants higher stakes. And she starts to jump into a table that is higher ranked.

Moving along, Serenity goes back to the house. Evan stone and Nina Hartley introduce themselves to Serenity, but after some time, you end up going to the bedroom. In the bedroom Nina Hartley and Evan Stone start making out. This leads to Nina taking off her lingerie, keeping her heels on and blowing Stone. Evan Stone really gets hard here, and Hartley is one of the classic porno stars that looks amazing for her age. If you’re a fan of hers, you’ll love her work here as Stone can barely keep without cumming at various stages. The foreplay isn’t long as Evan Stone drives himself into Nina in missionary position and then some. He has a condom on, but you don’t see him put it on. She gets really wet and moans a great deal, as Stone throws down his classic moves. It’s a straightforward hard sex scene, with Stone cumming on Hartley’s back and butt, and that’s that. Not a great scene, but it did start hot. He slaps his penis on Nina’s but and causes her to scream, and than that’s that.

We move along to Mickey G. waiting outside of a lounge begging for another shot at the deeper table. Alex Sanders says that he can’t let her borrow the money, except, maybe sex. So the two engage some sex, and that’s the next scene.

Serenity and Alex Sanders start to make out in the lounge, and that leads to sex. It starts with Serenity giving Sanders a blow job, and getting really into it, then Sanders fingering her. The two have a bit of chemistry together, which makes this scene stand out amidst the others. You also get romantic music to score the scene. It feels more like a Hollywood production than a porno, which is always a good thing when it comes to porno. Sanders is completely shaved, Serenity’s dirty blonde long hair reaches down to her lower back, and she is truly a curvaceous blonde. Serenity really gets into it at one point and cums on Sanders’ fingers and that’s the hottest part of this scene. Her moans are genuine, and she contracts with real orgasms. Eventually a condom comes on and the two engage in a nice romp. The setting of a bar next to a pool table is good, and the sex is dynamic, with Serenity wearing black heels, and just getting into the action. She looks kind of like the girl next door, but with a twist, and Sanders looks like a rocker. The two go forward in some nice back and forth. Eventually Sanders cums on her face, and that’s the end. This is a much more romantic scene than I thought it would be, and it turned out great.

Up next, Serenity gets a chance at playing with the big boys of poker. They go through some motions, and then leaves Sanders and Tracy Love alone. That leads to another sex scene.

Tracy Love is a short haired busty blonde, and Alex Sanders is the same dude that you already saw. The two make out on the top of a bar, and Love really gets into the action right away. She looks like Sunny from WWE at one point. Tracy Love and Alex Sanders go through a hot, hard scene here. This is done in a bar, on top of the bar itself and it starts with kissing than oral fast. Love is shaved, and she gets really wet really fast, and things go smoothly for the most part. This is a much harder scene than the first one was, and it’s interesting to see. Alex Sanders really goes in hard with Tracy Love here. The scene is fast, and hard, with a focus on anal at one point. He slowly drives it in, then goes to town with Love screaming at one point. He eventually cums on her pubic mound and that’s it. This was a very fast scene, with a lovely girl, and Sanders playing a good role overall.

The movie continues, and it’s the end. Mickey G thanks Serenity for winning the big poker game and squaring all the money with Sanders. The two start to make out in a bathroom, and you know that this is the end of movie. Serenity and Mickey G. start to make out, and then undress, going into a passionate love making scene, that is the signature for Wicked. The two step into a hot tub, and oral commences. Serenity blows Mickey and this time he’s hard nearly immediately. He starts giving her oral, and she’s shaved, and gets really wet really fast. The two obviously have some chemistry together and it shows. She moans a great deal. Mickey puts on a condom and the two have sex on the tub, in the tub, and through multiple positions. The bathroom looks like a major vegas suite, and there’s a techno beat with a singer underneath the moaning and the groaning. This is an above average scene with the two actually having some chemistry. It’s interesting to see them work through the motions of sex here and definitely something that you would love if you’re a fan of either performers. I’m not a big fan of Serenity, but she’s hot enough to make these scene interesting. Mickey G tries to hold on for a lot of the scene, nearly cumming several times, but eventually holds on to finally cum for a money shot. The money Shot features Mickey G cumming on serenity’s face and that’s the end of the movie. Serenity is a good looking dirty blonde haired woman, and seems to enjoy this scene most.

The movie ends with Serenity winning the World Championship of Poker, and that’s about it. Nothing too crazy, and nothing too grand. The movie finishes off with the credits, and it’s not half bad if you ask me.

I give “The Shark” a 3 out of 5.

I can’t give it more than 3 because of the condom use, which isn’t seen being put on, and the lackluster enthusiasm on several of the scenes. While there are a few scenes that are very good, the sets are done well, and there’s a decent story, the performances aren’t that titillating, so I have to give this a 3. Hey, if you’re a fan of Serenity, you’ll love this one, but if you’re not, you may find this to be passable at best.

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