Candy Stripers 5: The New Generation (1999) Review

Candy Stripers 5: The New Generation Poster

We leave the 1980s for today’s review. Instead of staying in that decade, we venture forward in our time machine to 1999. That’s right, 1999 another number, another summer, sound of the funky drummer. The movie we will review is directed by Bud Lee, and is distributed by Arrow Productions. The movie is titled, “Candy Stripers 5: The New Generation”. There are a lot of people in this one, and some are major stars in my book. The stars of “Candy Stripers 5” include, Shanna McCullough, Capri Cameron, Brian Surewood, Barett Moore, Tawny Ocean, Chris Cannon, Christi Lake, Michael J. Cox, Tyce Bune, Tina Tyler, and a few others. This is the fifth installment of the series, and I didn’t get my hands on the other releases, so I have to start with this one. Not a bad thing, just mentioning it in case anyone is asking, and I doubt anyone will.

The movie starts with a hard rock guitar riff, and Capri Cameron ironing a Candy Striper outfit. She’s naked, and she is just putting on clothing while the guitar and keyboards play on. The hard rock sound is unique to the porno scene if you ask me, because they often don’t have great music. This track, however, isn’t that bad, with a lot of walking bass lines, and strong distorted guitarwork. Capri Cameron is a tall blonde with dirty blonde hair, and the camera loves her, moving in and out as she puts on her clothing.

The movie moves forward to showing a building that looks a lot like a high school in Los Angeles, but they are calling it a medical facility. There’s film grain on this movie, so you know that the production has a little money on the overall production. A nurse enters the frame and is complaining about the overall work that she has to do, and then sits down. She sits down and says that she can always play with herself.

The camera zooms in and out, then goes over the top to show you the action of Shanna McCullough. Shanna McCullough starts to undress herself, and then play with herself. Shanna McCullough is a brunette woman, that has been in a lot of movies by the time she’s featured here in 1999. She’s worked with a lot of top stars, including Peter North, and in this scene, her hair is straight, long, and her breasts look augmented. She’s trimmed down below, and she has short nails. She moans and moves a bit while the music is a strong orchestral sound. She moans with theatrical loudness, and if you’re a fan of masturbation scenes, this is going to do it for you as she really does work hard to enjoy herself for the camera, with just her fingers.

After the masturbation scene, we are shown the interior of the nurse’s station. Here we see nurses talking, and they are just talking and getting orders about the work that they have to do. If you look closely, you’ll find that Barett Moore is none other than Veronica Caine from XPW! I kid you not, she’s in this movie.

The movie continues and it shows a random dude getting brought through to stay at the hospital. He’s in the witness protection program, and he’s going to be staying put and under surveillance. It’s a simple plot point that doesn’t show much of anything up this point, but there is a hot detective waiting outside of his door.

In another part of the building we see a black haired woman walking through the halls. The camera cuts and shows you a patient’s room. It’s there that a patient is dying, and a candy striper is trying to save him. She does everything she can, in a room that looks like a real medical office.

When the patient isn’t responsive, our striper does the only thing she can to keep the dude alive. She has sex with him. Capri Cameron jumps on top of Brian Surewood and starts to have sex with him, to revive him you know. The set is good here, the costumes stay on. Capri Cameron is shaved, blonde, and has a tight young body. She stays in uniform, Brian Surewood gets hard and lets her do all the work. If you’re a fan of young blondes, Cameron is one hell of a beauty here. She looks like someone I went to high school with, and for that alone, I love this scene. The music is a mix of techno beats and keyboards, which remind of Streets of Rage 2 for the Sega Genesis. Cameron rides until Surewood comes back to life and then cums in Cameron’s face.

Once the sex is done we are sent to a hallway where one of the doctors hits himself with electrical current for some odd reason. Then we are sent to the nurse’s station again. There’s a funny joke at one point where the black haired woman of mystery gets hit with a door and gets knocked out. Meanwhile, outside there’s a guy all wrapped in paper just walking around. If you watch the total of this film, you’ll see a lot of characters going through the motions. Including a hitman on the loose, the mummy dude, random orderlies walking around, and more.

After some camera work and following the mummy around, we are taken to a patient’s room that is empty. It has full medical elements inside, including IV bag, computers, and much more. Two women come in with an orderly and the they start to make out. Saxophone music plays, and we see them start to kiss. Barett Moore, Tawny Ocean, and Chris Cannon engage in a threesome here. Moore is Veronica Caine from XPW, and she has augmented breasts, blonde hair, and thick thighs. Tawny Ocean is a tanned brunette with small breasts, long hair, and a homely look to her. Cannon is just another name that I recognize, and he’s not bad, but there’s nothing that really stands out besides the name. He does have an interesting chin, so maybe that’s something to consider. The women start this out, licking, using fingers, and moaning a bit with the saxophone jazz music that plays. After the foreplay, Chris Cannon jumps in, and he’s immediately hard. He’s shaved, and the women go for every inch of him, blowing him to start, and just looking good. It’s always interesting to see what level of erection the male stars have, and here, it’s rock hard, and the women appreciate that, going in deep and hard. Lucky guy, this scene isn’t too bad. The starting point is good, mind you, but the sex is formulaic. By the time Cannon gets into having sex with the women, you see that one of them is, well, not too attractive, and the other is just going through the motions. It’s a sterile type of sex scene that is kind of boring. Cannon does good to stay hard, mind you, but the overall sex is just kind of there. The director makes up for it showing you a great deal of different angles, including a point where Moore and Cannon get into anal. After some time, the trio go for the ender and Cannon pulls out and just cums, although it’s not much. This scene works, but it’s not very exciting.

The camera cuts, and we see the mummy outside. Then we go back to the interior of the hospital to a surgery suite. The set is great, mind you. Here we get a close up of one of my favorite actresses, one who I wish I could’ve met before she retired, or even now, Christi Lake. She seems like such a cool person. Anyways, she’s in scrubs when she tells two doctors that she wants to get laid. Christi Lake, Michael J. Cox, and Tyce Bune start to make out. There’s a starting point where Lake blows the guys, and then starts to go forward with sex. The music here is a bit more rock and pop oriented, and is different from the other scenes. There’s also a different element here. One of the guys puts on a condom, and then starts to have sex with Lake. That’s correct, no other scenes up to this point have condoms, but this scene does, which isn’t terrible, mind you. Christi Lake is a tall, dirty blonde with a long neck, long legs, and pretty smile. This is a normal sex scene for the most part with Christi Lake going to town with both men. They both condoms, mind you. She doesn’t moan a lot, but she is definitely enjoying this one as you can see her movements, and reactions, including nearly squirting at one point. At the 52 minute mark, we start a double penetration sequence and it’s in a surgical suite. This is a very sex scene, with Lake really moaning and getting into the action. This is perhaps the best part of the movie, with Lake cumming, and getting very wet through the sequence. After the three go through double penetration for a while, the director hard cuts and we see both guys cumming on Lake’s face, and she blows both after the fact, and seemingly enjoys the process.

After the scene we are follow the mummy, and he’s just walking around slowly. We also see the assassin, which was the mystery woman. She has a gun and she’s looking for the rat. In another hallway we see a nurse talking to a detective. We catch up with the assassin at this point and she’s touching a bunch of bodies in the morgue. They all come to life, and in comes our mummy patient. The detective shows up and stops her, takes her gun, and then a candy striper shows up to want to have sex.

For the final sex scene we get Barett Moore, Capri Cameron, Shanna McCullough, Sonya Redd, Tawny Ocean, Tina Tyler, Brian Surewood, John Decker, Kyle Stone, Nick East, and Tyce Bune in an all out orgy in what appears to be a morgue. This is straight forward, with each guy getting a girl and having sex with them. The camera goes around the room to show off all of the women in different positions, each one going through the motions, no one standing out. If you’re a fan of any of the ladies, you will see some o fthem, but not all of them for too long since this is a scene with multiple sex acts at the same time. It’s not a bad scene, mind you, it’s just has a lot going on and the director has to move around the camera to show a lot, and not just “one” thing, so that’s something to consider. Eventually, every one has a money shot, and that’s the end of the movie. The story has a plot somewhere in there, and it’s really just a matter of sex, and uniforms, with some clever sets and a random story thrown in for good measure. Loma Vista Hospital is where this was shot, mind you.

I give “Candy Stripers 5” a 3 out of 5.

There is only one good scene in this whole movie, which is the Christi Lake threeway. I love her, so this scene makes this movie worth checking out. If you’re a Christi Lake fan, then you’ll love the threeway that includes double penetration, and two money shots, with Lake looking amazing. She’s in her prime here, if you ask me.

The Shark (1999) Review

The Shark (1999) DVD Cover

The smooth jazz opening from Wicked greeted me for a trip back to 1999. The movie in question today is, “The Shark”, and it stars Nina Hartley, Serenity, Evan stone, Alex Sanders, Mickey G, Bridgette Kerkove and many others. I was surprised by the high quality introduction, with some good music for a change. The videography is done by Jake Jacobs, editing by Donald O’Brien, written by Patti Rhodes, and directed by F.J. Lincoln. This is a higher budget film than I’m used to reviewing, and it’s kind of an exciting thing to get a higher budget 1990s movie. I call it a movie because the music is done well, the film grain is there, and it is definitely more than just a random gonzo porno, which I’m all about. There’s a story, and it opens with a poker scene, and some interesting music. An underground poker game starts, and we see our stars playing, nothing crazy, right? Nope.

“The Shark” starts with a bunch of guys playing poker, and two women looking at one another. This is Nina Hartley and Serenity. They look at one another and they leave the poker table. They exchange a few words in the bathroom, and Nina gets on her knees and starts to give Serenity oral. I can say this much about Nina Hartley, she’s amazing, and she knows what’s she is doing, because she really gives it to Serenity, in what seems to be a natural sequence of lesbian sex. Serenity is an up and comer, while Hartley is a legend. The two are blonde haired, fit women, and here you see a lot of oral and the use of a toy, with Serenity orgasming for real, and Nina Hartley looking amazing. I would love to meet her one day, I bet she has some stories to tell. This isn’t a long scene. The music is funny, as it sounds like big band Las Vegas style. The two go back and forth giving each other kisses and oral, and eventually finish, and that’s that. This is a hot scene if you like lesbian sex, and if you love the actresses, then you’re going to enjoy this somewhat short scene.

When the sex is done, we get back to a poker game, and it’s not that great. It’s just a random game, and everyone is winning and losing. The story goes, that Mickey G is running out of money. Mickey leaves the game, and then goes home. He is wishing he could get more money, but instead just paces as Serenity sits in a weird looking chair. Mickey G then wants to play Serenity in a game of poker. She goes to sleep, and the next scene features Serenity showing up to the poker house and winning big.

The sun comes up, and we are back at the house where Mickey G. is just playing solitaire and trying to just relax. In comes Bridgette Kerkove and Ginger Paige. The two women give Mickey G. one hell of a ride. We then get a full sexual romp with Mickey G. Bridgette Kerkove and Ginger Paige, and it’s not half bad. One blonde and one burnette, and we get an interesting focused sex scene with some synth rock. Mickey G. seems to have a hadr time getting hard at first, going soft with the initial blow job, and it’s kind of odd. The director wisely shifts gears, and you are directly placed into the sex, where Mickey finally is hard and going through doggy with one of the women. Mickey wears a condom and enters one of the women, the music shifts to a techno beat, and this becomes a standard sex scene. It’s not as passionate as the other stuff I’ve seen Mickey in, but it works for this scenario. There’s not much chemistry between the actors, and it’s a bit telling. There is an anal sequence, and at that point things get a little louder. If you’re a fan of anal, then you’ll like how this sequence ends, as Mickey gets his rhythm and really does well towards the end of the scene, eventually cumming and rubbing his member on the blonde, but not putting himself back in, making it an ok scene.

UP next we see Serenity winning a big load at the poker table. She complains that she wants to get into bigger action. She then walks towards another table and sits down. She wants higher stakes. And she starts to jump into a table that is higher ranked.

Moving along, Serenity goes back to the house. Evan stone and Nina Hartley introduce themselves to Serenity, but after some time, you end up going to the bedroom. In the bedroom Nina Hartley and Evan Stone start making out. This leads to Nina taking off her lingerie, keeping her heels on and blowing Stone. Evan Stone really gets hard here, and Hartley is one of the classic porno stars that looks amazing for her age. If you’re a fan of hers, you’ll love her work here as Stone can barely keep without cumming at various stages. The foreplay isn’t long as Evan Stone drives himself into Nina in missionary position and then some. He has a condom on, but you don’t see him put it on. She gets really wet and moans a great deal, as Stone throws down his classic moves. It’s a straightforward hard sex scene, with Stone cumming on Hartley’s back and butt, and that’s that. Not a great scene, but it did start hot. He slaps his penis on Nina’s but and causes her to scream, and than that’s that.

We move along to Mickey G. waiting outside of a lounge begging for another shot at the deeper table. Alex Sanders says that he can’t let her borrow the money, except, maybe sex. So the two engage some sex, and that’s the next scene.

Serenity and Alex Sanders start to make out in the lounge, and that leads to sex. It starts with Serenity giving Sanders a blow job, and getting really into it, then Sanders fingering her. The two have a bit of chemistry together, which makes this scene stand out amidst the others. You also get romantic music to score the scene. It feels more like a Hollywood production than a porno, which is always a good thing when it comes to porno. Sanders is completely shaved, Serenity’s dirty blonde long hair reaches down to her lower back, and she is truly a curvaceous blonde. Serenity really gets into it at one point and cums on Sanders’ fingers and that’s the hottest part of this scene. Her moans are genuine, and she contracts with real orgasms. Eventually a condom comes on and the two engage in a nice romp. The setting of a bar next to a pool table is good, and the sex is dynamic, with Serenity wearing black heels, and just getting into the action. She looks kind of like the girl next door, but with a twist, and Sanders looks like a rocker. The two go forward in some nice back and forth. Eventually Sanders cums on her face, and that’s the end. This is a much more romantic scene than I thought it would be, and it turned out great.

Up next, Serenity gets a chance at playing with the big boys of poker. They go through some motions, and then leaves Sanders and Tracy Love alone. That leads to another sex scene.

Tracy Love is a short haired busty blonde, and Alex Sanders is the same dude that you already saw. The two make out on the top of a bar, and Love really gets into the action right away. She looks like Sunny from WWE at one point. Tracy Love and Alex Sanders go through a hot, hard scene here. This is done in a bar, on top of the bar itself and it starts with kissing than oral fast. Love is shaved, and she gets really wet really fast, and things go smoothly for the most part. This is a much harder scene than the first one was, and it’s interesting to see. Alex Sanders really goes in hard with Tracy Love here. The scene is fast, and hard, with a focus on anal at one point. He slowly drives it in, then goes to town with Love screaming at one point. He eventually cums on her pubic mound and that’s it. This was a very fast scene, with a lovely girl, and Sanders playing a good role overall.

The movie continues, and it’s the end. Mickey G thanks Serenity for winning the big poker game and squaring all the money with Sanders. The two start to make out in a bathroom, and you know that this is the end of movie. Serenity and Mickey G. start to make out, and then undress, going into a passionate love making scene, that is the signature for Wicked. The two step into a hot tub, and oral commences. Serenity blows Mickey and this time he’s hard nearly immediately. He starts giving her oral, and she’s shaved, and gets really wet really fast. The two obviously have some chemistry together and it shows. She moans a great deal. Mickey puts on a condom and the two have sex on the tub, in the tub, and through multiple positions. The bathroom looks like a major vegas suite, and there’s a techno beat with a singer underneath the moaning and the groaning. This is an above average scene with the two actually having some chemistry. It’s interesting to see them work through the motions of sex here and definitely something that you would love if you’re a fan of either performers. I’m not a big fan of Serenity, but she’s hot enough to make these scene interesting. Mickey G tries to hold on for a lot of the scene, nearly cumming several times, but eventually holds on to finally cum for a money shot. The money Shot features Mickey G cumming on serenity’s face and that’s the end of the movie. Serenity is a good looking dirty blonde haired woman, and seems to enjoy this scene most.

The movie ends with Serenity winning the World Championship of Poker, and that’s about it. Nothing too crazy, and nothing too grand. The movie finishes off with the credits, and it’s not half bad if you ask me.

I give “The Shark” a 3 out of 5.

I can’t give it more than 3 because of the condom use, which isn’t seen being put on, and the lackluster enthusiasm on several of the scenes. While there are a few scenes that are very good, the sets are done well, and there’s a decent story, the performances aren’t that titillating, so I have to give this a 3. Hey, if you’re a fan of Serenity, you’ll love this one, but if you’re not, you may find this to be passable at best.

You can order “The Shark” on DVD by clicking here, and streaming it as well with 10 minutes free!

Carnivorous (1999) Review

Carnivorous (1999) DVD Cover 

It just so happened that I had to review another modern classic, one that was shot on film, and looks great overall. The starting point of this movie is all film grain, and really well shot. I am surprised by the budget, and the art direction which has 4 people working on it. The editing is top notch, the music is good, and everything about this movie starts off with a killer element to it. I didn’t see this one featured on The Spice Network, or anything, and so this is all new to me. Nic Cramer directs, and lots of well known actors star in this movie from 1999, it’s called “Carnivorous”, and it stars Jessica Drake. That’s right, another Jessica Drake movie, because apparently I find her beautiful all of a sudden, or it’s just a matter of selection. Other people in this movie includes Mickey G. Kristen, Brian Surewood, Gia, Chris Cannon, Ian Daniels, Cheyenne Silver, and Evan Stone.

The movie opens up in what appears to be an old west setting. Jessica Drake is trying to beat the heat with some water when Evan Stone with an eyepatch shows up and points a gun at her. That’s when you get narration, and story, and an interruption by Mickey G. The story is about an erotic novelist that is having a hard time figuring out how to move his story along, and Jessica Drake plays his wife that is breaking his concentration here and there. The erotic novel has a wild west theme to it, and the movie goes between the writer and his book, and so we get moving forward from there.

The first major sex scene starts around 5 minutes from the credits, and it features Jessica Drake and Mickey G. There’s a nice western themed guitar riff going and some drums, meanwhile the two make out for the most part. This is a sensual scene, featuring lots of kissing and lots of romantic elements between Jessica Drake and Mickey G. Drake in this movie has dirty brown hair, which is different from what I remember her having in the previous movie I reviewed. After some kissing, she gets on her knees and delivers a very sloppy, slow, and sensual blow job to Mickey G. The music is a rocksteady beat of guitar work, and is similar to what you’d expect from Eric Clapton, believe it or not. It’s a nice tune to complement the sex that is occurring here. Drake does well enough here, with passion, and Mickey G holds on for dear life, the professional, obviously. The movie switches to sex, and it’s standing doggy style, and it’s just straightforward, nothing crazy. Mickey G. dawns a condom, and Drake takes it, while wearing a shirt, so you can’t see her completely nude. It’s a steady scene of sex, and nothing too exciting, an outdoor sex scene with film grain, and high quality editing. Eventually positions change, and Drake takes off her top, and Mickey G. looks to be concentrating not trying to cum early, and rightfully so, because after a certain point Drake goes all in on this, and seems to lose herself in the scene. It’s an exciting thing to see, and the music shifts to a bass heavy element, as the two finish up with each other outdoors. The money shot goes forward with Mickey G letting loose on Drakes face, and she keeps stroking afterwards, then puts her mouth on it, a stellar movement, that is just sexy. Drake really seems to do well here, and acts great if you ask me.

The scene ends and you get narration, where our writer talks to his assistant or an editor and gets feedback about the book. He then is by a pool and talks to someone else about the book and some ideas as to how to keep writing etc.

We move along to the next scene, another imaginative tale, this time it’s Brian Surewood and Kristen that are in an artsy bedroom having sex. It’s as close as you’re going to get to a gonzo scene in this high end production. This woman is thin, has long legs, dirty blonde hair, and wears heels. Meanwhile, Brian Surewood looks like a mix of one of the DOA from WWF mid 1990s and Jesse Ventura. He gets straight to oral, with Kristen moaning and rubbing herself, all the while a techno beat plays under them. This porn actress looks like Ann Coulter a little, so you can imagine her that way. Kristen works through a nice blow job but she keeps looking at the camera, and it’s odd, to see her staring at the director and the camera. There’s a camera change, and then things get to the action, with full penetration as you’d expect, and a scene that speeds up quite well. The initial starting line doesn’t seem to have a condom, so it’s a bit different than the previous scene, and this goes from insertion to high gear. Brian Surewood really goes hard here, and why not? It’s a fast moving scene with a lot of action, and not much else. You get multiple positions, lots of movement, and a money shot on Kristen’s face, with an ending blow and tug, and that’s that. A good fast paced scene that is not sensual as it is just two people going at it, which is a nice change of pace from the starting scene.

The movie continues, and it’s our writer talking to Jessica Drake, and she wants him to stop working and drinking. She has little to no makeup on here, and is quite attractive here. I’d love to interview Jessica Drake and ask her a few questions about characters and more, but I don’t know who to even call for that one.

Moving along our writer needs help trying to get a bit of action, and with the help of an assistant he comes up with a new gonzo scenario. This time it features a tall, skinny woman that goes through a jail. She has brown hair and an orange dress, and starts to talk to a guard, and then gets into the action. The two start having sex in a cell, and she keeps her dress on for the most part. She’s very thin, and the guard is a bit dominant to her submissive style, and the two work well together, although it’s a bit straightforward, and out of the blue. It’s another contrast to the style that was placed in the earlier scenes, this time with techno and a bit slower methodology. It’s not fast at all, which is ok, but the two seem to lack chemistry for the start and eventually build. The two actors that start include Gia and Ian Daniels or Chris Cannon, I’m not sure. Either way, the two start and then we get a third. The music speeds up to a techno and keyboard mix, and things get even hotter when a third person comes in to help with the movement. You start with two, and end with three, and it’s not half bad overall, but it’s not sexy if you ask me. There’s something missing here, and while there are no condoms in sight, and the movie is well porn, it just lacks a certain chemistry if you ask me.

Moving forward we end up with a scene that features Cheyenne Silver and Evan Stone. This after a segue where the writer and Jessica Drake discuss the next scene and how they can make it better. The sex features a condom, and Evan Stone going through the motions. Silver and Stone do not have the same chemistry that I’ve seen him have with other actresses, but it’s a functional scene where he just goes through the motions and that’s about it. I’ve seen him interact with many others, and this was not nearly as wild or as intense. Silver is a blonde hair young woman, and she’s attractive, don’t get me wrong, but you can tell that the two are just going through the motions and aren’t really that into it at times. The money shot occurs on Silver’s chest and that’s it, nothing too wild. She even looks at the camera to see if the director wants her to stop or not, and that’s it.

The scene switches and the writer talks to a friend about where things are going, etc. Then he introduces the last bit of the story to a couple of women, these being Jessica Drake and Shanna McCullough. This ending scene features Mickey G, Shanna McCullough, and Jessica Drake.

I give “Carnivorous” a 3 out of 5.

The final scene got me, I have to admit. Shanna McCullough and Jessica Drake making Mickey G a lucky man is a great ending to an otherwise average porno movie.

You can purchase “Carnivorous” through a variety of means, including the link right here, which is something to consider.

Car Wash Angels 2 (1999) Review

Car Wash Angels 2 DVD Cover (1999)

Once again, we visit the year 1999, only this time it’s to watch and review a sequel to one of the early reviews of this website. The movie is none other than “Car wash Angels 2”. That’s right, our first major sequel on this website, and it’s going to happen often. This movie is a direct sequel from the original that I reviewed here. “Car Wash Angels” has one of my favorite scenes from an adult movie, which was with T.T. Boy and Jill Kelly. On this sequel we are thrown into a new story, where the original Doctor Elvis is missing. This is more of a gonzo porno movie, as there’s a lot of sex and little progression of the story. You get an introduction of the main characters, as the credits come through, and then the movie gives you 12 scenes, and exactly what you’d expect if you saw the original. This is a movie that I first heard about on the Spice Network, and it was heavily edited. But this of course was hardcore, since I got the DVD, and well, it’s straight forward, so let’s get to talking about this sequel from Jim Holliday. This movie stars Chloe, Bobbi Bliss, Sydnee Steele, Shayla LaVeaux, Devin Wolf, Jill Kelly, Julian, Evan Stone, Renee LaRue, Barett Moore, Allysin Chaynes, Anita Cannibal, Brooke Hunter, Ron Jeremy, and so many others.

The opening scenes after the introductions is straightway gonzo style. It features the actress Chloe having sex with Evan Stone. Chloe has a very distinct vagina, if you ask me, and this starts with a blow job from the dark reddish haired siren. Stone gets off, but the scene goes directly into anal. Stone is ripped, and he seems to really enjoy anal, as well as Chloe from here moaning and screams. There’s a condom in this scene, but it keeps sliding, and it really looks as though it’s not going to stay on most of this scene as Stone goes deeper and deeper. The music has a rockabilly tone for a bit, with dancing bass lines, that start to move around as the action continues. There’s several positions done, with my favorite, reverse cowgirl getting a lot of attention here. At one point it certainly looks like the condom fell off, but the director hides that with a quick change of scene, and Stone cumming on Chloe’s back.

The scene ends and you get introduced to more women, and then you hear a funny tune about Car Wash Angels, which is a custom sitcom sounding tune. You then are introduced to all of the women in this movie, and there’s a lot of them. There’s a “who’s who” list of blonde haired porno babes, and wow, you’ll definitely be surprised by the list of women.

After the music, you get a scene with Bobbi Bliss and Sydnee Steele in the back of a truck. They play it up for the camera with a lot of moaning and sounds. The two seem to get into their lesbian scene, and it’s not bad at all. There’s a lot of oral here, and it’s not half bad. If you’re a fan of lesbian scenes, this is a good one for you, as the two are quite attractive. There’s rimming, oral, fingering, and more. The director focuses on close ups here overall. Both girls are pretty, and they just go through the masturbation and oral that the scene demands. The music is muted a bit, but it’s a jazzy tune, and it’s not a bad scene, but it’s definitely a bit more hardcore than the first movie.

The movie moves forward with Ron Jeremy and Evan Stone in an office. They are talking about how the car wash is going well, and all things are interesting. The acting here is funny, with Jeremy’s timing great. Tabitha stevens is also good here. After this scene, you get to the car wash, all of the women washing a car naked, which is a sight to see for sure. Moving on, the movie goes to a detective story, where two detectives are searching for what happened with Dr. Elvis. This transitions into a wipe, and a new sex scene.

The next sex scene features Shayla LaVeaux and Devin Wolf. This is a sterile scene at first, with bad acting. This is a fast moving sequence, with Shayla doing a lot of dirty talking as the scene goes forward. There’s a flesh covered condom in this scene which the director tries to hide. Devin Wolf keeps his socks on, which is distracting, and LaVeaux does a lot of the work here. She rides like crazy, and really does a great deal to make this scene somewhat good. Wolf seems to be bored at times, and while he holds onto his erection, it’s really Shayla that makes this scene great. There’s no music that I can tell during this scene, just her dirty talk and moaning, mixed with the sound of flesh getting pounded. Wolf cums on her feet, which was a new ending for me, and afterwards Shayla licks her own feet!

Next up, Julian and Jill Kelly are in the back of a truck, and they have sex. This is another disappointment between the two. I’ve seen them have sex before, they were in a Babewatch Sequel I reviewed, and honestly, this wasn’t that good. Jill Kelly is a good looking woman to me, but she didn’t do well with Julian for some reason. These two just didn’t have a lot of chemistry. At least not how I thought they should. It’s not a bad scene, but it’s definitely “mechanical” in a way. There’s multiple positions, condom used, and it’s not bad overall. Yes, it’s ok, but is it grand? Not really. Julian cums on Jill Kelly, and that’s it. Not a great scene, at all.

This transitions to a squirt gun fight, I kid you not. Then we’re back in the offices of the car wash going forward with that detective story. Then Evan stone shows up and surprises Renee LaRue. The two immediately start to do it.

Evan stone is a cool overall dude, and he starts with giving oral to Renee LaRue. She’s a tall blonde that’s nearly shaved. There’s a bit of comedy thrown in, but that’s fast, so if you didn’t catch the one liner, you definitely missed it, obviously. This is an ok scene, no doubt. Stone does well with LaRue and she is quite loud. I love the sound, and Stone is definitely in control here. He gets really into throwing his body into Renee, and she gives back just as well, so if there’s a best scene, it may be this one. Evan Stone as some great comedic timing, and he really does well in having sex here. There’s an anal element too, so if you like seeing him do anal, then this is going to be great. It’s a great overall scene, with a lot of sweat, sounds, and more. Eventually Stone cums on her breasts and that’s the end. There’s a comedic element throughout the scene with a skeleton showing up. It was funny.

After the scene the detectives discuss how they are going to talk to every woman one by one.

Next up you get a scene with Julian and he’s blown by Anita Cannibal and Bobbi Bliss. That’s it. That’s all that they were doing, just blowing him, and that transitions back to another car wash.

The women are washing a car when Evan Stone shows up, and they just spout off the rules of the car wash.

Up next, we see Barett Moore and Devin Wolf. Barett looks familiar, because she is actually from XPW. This is Veronica Caine! That’s right, Veronica Caine is here, and it’s Devin Wolf again, doing his thing. He starts with oral, and then goes forward with having a good scene with Moore. Moore does anal, and there’s another flesh colored condom. It wasn’t half bad, but it’s very mechanical. Midway through this scene, you will be getting a second woman, Julie Meadows, showing up. That allows for Wolf to have a second helping in this scene. Both girls get anal, and that’s it, a good overall scene, but nothing so memorable that I would write home about. It’s ok, but it’s a bit mechanical. I will say this much, Meadows is louder than Moore, so that’s a good point.

The next thing that you are going to see is a dinner, where one of the girls tells a story. She tells a story of an all girl orgy, and then the movie goes to that. If you’re a fan of lesbian orgy scenes, then you’re going to love this one. It features 9 total girls, and they all go through various aspects of lesbian sex. Allysin Chaynes, Anita Cannibal, Brooke Hunter, Charmane Star, Chaz Vincent, CleoNichole, Daisy Chain, Gina Ryder, Inari Vachs, Kimberly Jade, Salina del Ray, Sydnee Steele, Temptress, Tracy Love, Victoria Evans, and Violet Love all have sex in this one.

Moving forward, you’re going to find Ron Jeremy and Bobbi Bliss talking, and eventually the two start having sex. Now, this is not vintage Ron Jeremy, this is fat Ron, and it’s a bit odd to see. He does well, as Bobbi squirms and loves the whole thing, but Ron is definitely not what he once was here. If you’re a fan of Ron Jeremy, then you’ll love this scene. It’s a quick scene, and it’s not half bad. If you like pretending that you’re having sex with hot women, then here you go, Ron Jeremy going to town, and eventually cumming on Bobbi Bliss’ feet, and that’s that.

We move to another car wash, and then a cutaway to three women having fun. These women include Angela Summers, Felecia, and Jill Kelly. It’s a standard lesbian scene, and it’s what you’d expect. Lots of oral, lots of hands, and a great deal pleasure. There’s a lot of moaning, and lots of hands. I don’t know what else to say, this is a hot scene, with a lot of tongues, and hands, and breasts.

The movie goes forward with the detective story, as it tries to shoehorn another element of storyline so that it’s not 100% gonzo. You need a plot in these right? That ends and we are taken a room where Jill Kelly, Tabitha Stevens, Evan Stone and Julian are. That’s where the foursome have sex, and it’s not half bad. Evan Stone really goes to work with Tabitha Stevens, and she really does well here, and makes a great deal of noise. Stone’s performance in this movie is definitely one to not miss. Tabitha gets really nasty here, and if you’re a fan of hers, then you’ll love watching this one. The two really work well together in this scene, and there’s no music, just them going to work and actually seeming like they like what they are doing. It’s rare to get a good scene like this, and it’s probably the best part of the movie. Out of the blue, Julian shows up and starts to have sex with the women, then changes with Stone, before they go for a DP on Jill Kelly. That finishes the scene, and it’s not bad. However, Jill Kelly’s performance is a bit mechanical compared to Tabitha Stevens, so that’s a bit of a let down. There are condoms used, so if you’re not a fan, you won’t like this one.

The movie ends with two women talking and just discussing how Dr. Elvis is probably doing ok, wherever he is. I wonder why they didn’t get him back? He was a funny element of the first movie.

I give “Car Wash Angels 2” a 3 out of 5.


There are good points, but honestly, I’m not a big fan of this. Just like many other sequels, this is not as great as the first one, not even a little.

You can buy, stream, and watch “Car Wash Angels 2” by clicking here. It’s not a bad movie, and if you’re a collector, get this and the first one here.

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