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The opening sex scene features Toni James and Nick East. Nick East has long hair, and that rocker Tom Byron look, while Toni James is a blonde-haired woman that has some good looking facial features. The jazzy rock music starts and the two get down on a black couch. This isn’t half bad of a scene, but the fidelity on the music is a bit much compared to the sounds of the actual sex, so it kind of throws you off. The levels are odd, but that’s ok. The setting is fine, the two seem to work fine together, but it’s definitely a “work mode” type of start with the classic blow job working towards sex, for about 11 minutes or so. It’s not a long scene, but it gets going fast, and stays put with that infidelity story line as the husband of the blonde watches the two go at it. Not a bad scene with the two having sex on a couch, and eventually Nick East cums and that’s it. Nothing to see here folks, just an ok sex scene with lousy music. The lounge music jazz with guitar riffs all over the map really distracted, but the sex was fine I guess, nothing too crazy.
The movie transitions to Mickey G. going back upstairs to where Stephanie Swift is and then having sex with her. This is a more passionate scene with the two having a little more chemistry than the opern. Mickey G is not a huge guy, mind you, and Stephanie Swift maintains that “girl next door” type of vibe. The two go through your traditional positions, and the music here is a bit less jazzy, more orchestral. It’s a faster scene than the previous, and Mickey G. cums on Stephanie Swift’s chest, and that’s it. She then sucks him off after and it’s not bad. The scene is ok, and Swift does fine, with Mickey, in this somewhat more romantic scene.
Next up, a delivery man shows up and for his trouble Stephanie Swift blows him at the front door of the house. This is a hilarious scene, and something that finally gets to that trope of the delivery guy getting sex. I’m still looking for the plumber sex movie, but for now, this works. Stephanie Swift blows Billy Glide while he holds a box, and he’s much bigger than Mickey G, if that matters. If you’re a fan of blow job scenes, then this is a good one for you. Stephanie Swift blows the delivery guy until he cums on her new apron and then she continues to suck it, and that’s the end. No sex here, just a blow job for the delivery guy.
Up next, an out of character sequence is spliced in with Dee and Rob. Two actors that I don’t know about thus far, but it’s not half bad. Dee is an ebony actress and Rob is a random white dude, and the two just go at it. This is a sort of gonzo scene, and the two may be amateurs for all I know. Rob has a lot of hair around his legs and pubic region, while D is more natural, and kept a little more. She’s attractive, mind you, and does well here with a standard blow job, then Rob goes to town with oral and rimming, before the two have sex on a desk. To me this seems like a “tryout” scene more than anything. The two have little chemistry, not a lot of kissing, and the music is a weird mix of techno and hip hop beats. This isn’t a terrible scene mind you, it just felt out of place. The two have sex in the office until Rob cums in Dee’s face and that’s it.
Next up, Missy finds Mickey G and talks about how he needs to have some fun, and immediately gets on her knees while they are in the kitchen and blows him. Missy is a blonde haired porn actress that you’d expect to be in late 1990s porno, and doesn’t stand out to me at first. However, she gives Mickey G one great blow job before the two start having sex. That’s perhaps how she got the gig? I don’t know. The clothes come off and the two go at it in the kitchen, in one position, in a very short scene that eventually has Mickey cumming on Missy’s back and that’s it. The music was turned down a lot on this one, and the two just kind of go through the motions, in a mechanical sex scene that really left a lot to be desired really. The music was way off here, so I don’t know what was going on with the editing and musical direction.
The longest scene in the movie features Stephanie Swift and Toni James with a strap on going to town on each other. This is a long winded scene and the two seem to work well together, but it seems a little boring. The reason being is that they don’t seem to have a lot of chemistry, no sweating, and they just seem to go through the motions, spouting out lines that make no sense either. I laughed at one point, it was that funny to me. This is a formulaic, boring lesbian scene, but it worked well enough.
After this the story moves forward to finish off the plot, and I was laughing yet again. This movie takes itself seriously at the end, and the music takes an alternative rock direction. The end scene is all o fthe people in the house enjoying a champagne toast, and that’s it. I kid you not, that’s where this movie went, and that’s it. Nothing big, nothing crazy, just an ending to the movie. At the end, a twist is revealed, in which we find that Stephanie Swift’s character was DEAD all along! Woa!
I give “Beautiful Evil” a 3 out of 5.
This wasn’t a terrible porno, but it wasn’t great either. Stephanie Swift had some nice scenes, and the rest of the cast did well enough. However, the movie was convoluted, had terrible music, and well mechanical sex for the most part. It’s not awful, but it’s not grand either. It’ll get you there though.
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