Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Babewatch 11 (2000) Review

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Ten sequels later in the year 2000 the Adult film world once again came together to make another Babewatch movie. This original movie series was a parody of the high television show, and had a lot of porn stars in the red swimsuits, on the beach. Well, here we go, the year 2000, and you get a new film with the same premise as the past, only with updated actors, and a more “gonzo” approach. Within a minute and twenty seconds, you get a topless sex scene, and that’s just the starting line, because this is more gonzo than anything else, if you ask me. You’ll have to squeeze a little story through here, because it’s not evident throughout, but that’s’ not why many people watch these things, right?

So, you already know Baywatch the television series, right? Well this is like that, without the plot, without David Hasselhoff, and with more augmented breasts. Well, maybe not that much. The cast of this release includes, Ashley Sage, Jill Kelly, Bridgette Kerkove, Hershel Savage, Julian Rios, Joel Lawrence, and Tease Nightly, amongst others. I’m only familiar with a few of these actors and actresses. The first scene comes through with your standard array of sexual tension, and it’s fine, I’m not familiar with the actors in this one, but it’s definitely a hot scene. However, it isn’t as hot as the second scene, which truly had me going, because it involved two performers that I know for a fact know how to get the “job” done.

I’m talking about Julian Rios and Jill Kelly. I for one love Jill Kelly, especially before she had breast augmentation. She had this “California” surfer look, with blonde hair, and tan lines. I always found her to be amazing, for some odd reason. I have no idea why, it just is something grand. Well, she shows up here and the two end up at a lighthouse, and that’s where this scene begins to take off. The music comes on, the two have a passionate starting point, kissing, and getting ready for the next moments, and well, the two have more chemistry here than they did in “Car Wash Angels 2”. Not only that, Julian doesn’t wear a condom here, so if you wanted to see Jill Kelly take him in all without protection, then this is the movie for you. Kelly does a good job in her performance, exhibiting raw sexuality and performance that is good, and very “in the moment” at times. The scene moves from inside the lighthouse, to the outside, and it’s interesting to see the move. With an outdoor sequence, Kelly and Julian have sex on a balcony overlooking some nice California mountain ranges. Julian looks to be “working” here, concentrating on the whole thing, while Kelly moans a little and goes into work mode. The one thing about reviewing some of these movies is that you can tell if the performer is uncomfortable, or concentrating on what they are doing. There is a “work” to it, and you’ll denote this in the balcony scene of this scene. Julian eventually finishes, and tries to do his best Peter North impression, but it just isn’t happening, this isn’t Peter North, but Jill puts her mouth on things, making the ending to this scene kind of cool. But it definitely went from “hot” to kind of boring. I still love Jill Kelly, though, and Julian always has a knack for good work, so there’s that. It’s robotic a bit, I’ll say that much here.

Hershel Savage and Tina Cheri move this movie along on a boat. But there’s something that surely takes away from this scene. There’s very bad rotoscoping after-effects in the close ups. You can see that there’s a fake background, and I’m not sure why the director and post production crew decided to do that. It really takes away from the scene, which was awful to begin with. This performance was not enthusiastic and the camera is not flattering for Hershel at some points, showing him hunched and with a pot belly at some points. Tina Cheri is ok, but she’s not selling the drama. Mix this with the terrible rotoscoping effects, fake background, and lackluster performances, and you lose it. That hot scene between Jill Kelly and Julian becomes award winning compared to this one, that’s for sure.

If that wasn’t enough, the next scene is all green screen. I kid you not. I thought the Savage scene was bad, but nope, things get worse, as we are taken to another scene with a blonde, not in a bathing suit, supposedly blowing a guy on the beach. It’s not happening. The green screen effect here is perhaps the worst thing I’ve seen since college, and I was going to college from 2003 – 2007. I’m not sure what they were thinking here, but the scene is downright awful. There are places where the visuals drop, the background bleeds into the scene, and the actor is just not getting that hard, and you can tell by the hose like consistency, but god bless this actress for trying her best with two hands and mouth, and eventually getting this thing to be salvageable. The two eventually do it standing up, and it’s just awful, I can’t stop laughing at how bad the green screen effects are here. If you’ve seen this movie, you know what I’m talking about, and if you haven’t, and you want to laugh at porn production, then this scene will do it for you. The budget for this movie must have been shoe string, because this is beyond bad folks. Bridgette Kerkove and Lee Stone made me hate this movie, simple as that. Even the money shot looked bad, with Stone barely up, and just trying to get through the motions. I was going to give up on this, but then there came an interesting turn of events.

After a quick transition, the movie takes you to a bar where a woman strips down and puts on a lifeguard’s swimsuit, and meets 3 guys. That’s when you get a 3 way featuring Tease Nightly, Benjamin Long, and Rod Fontana. The bar is cool, and the overall scene is a bit hardcore, a big difference from what was shown thus far. There’s no real foreplay here, it’s straight to the acts, and while that’s the purpose of porn, I found it a bit unsexy. Hey, it works, don’t get me wrong, but come on, is this all we have come to? Yeah, we kind of have. Not a bad scene, but definitely by the numbers.

The final scene on the edition that I saw featured Ashley Sage, Brooke, and Adam Wilde. This starts outside, and then moves inside after some time. Sage and Brooke are good looking girls, and Adam manages to get hard with ease, and then goes to work with the two. There’s a lot to what you’d expect in this scene, with blow jobs, rimming, lesbian elements, and more. It’s a hot scene, with a blonde and a brunette putting on a show, and really seeming to enjoy the process. Wilde, for his work is manageable, and eventually ends with a money shot with a reverse cow girl sequence. Not half bad if you ask me, and that’s it, Babewatch 11 is over.

I give Babewatch 11 a 2 out of 5.


You can buy Babewatch 11 from a variety of sources, but I wouldn’t recommend it. It’s a far cry from the original.


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