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Thursday, March 14, 2019

John Leslie's Night Shift Nurses (1987) Review

John Leslie's Nightshift Nurses
Today, we go back to a topic that is near and dear to my heart. We talk about porno and nurses, and the original elements that made me raise an eyebrow when I was going through puberty. There’s something about nurses and sex, even to this day, and while the uniforms are all different now, I still think fondly of them for various reasons. Today we are going back to 1987, for a movie about some hard working medical staff, and the men they help. This movie is called “Night Shift Nurses” and it’s from 1987. The movie stars Dana Dylan, Lynn Franciss, Joey Silvera, D.J. Cone, Steve Henessey, Keisha, Jose Duval, John Leslie, Siobhan Hunter, Peter North, Bionca, and Lois Ayres. Some of these names you know, and some of them will be new, as they weren’t that famous, but hey, it’s 1987, and the VHS revolution was just gaining steam in the adult video world, so you probably didn’t buy this one, you rented it. Directed by John Leslie, “Night Shift Nurses” is another one of those nurse movies your dad probably hid on betamax.

The beginning of this movie is not pornographic. It shows a janitor mopping a floor, very much like you would expect from a horror movie. The camera is low, and you see a man mopping, and that’s it. There’s nothing sensual, nothing extreme, just a man mopping the floor, and just doing his job. There’s film grain here. There’s a nod to cinematography initially, but the lack of cuts and stationary camera, reminds you that this is not Hollywood, outright. I do appreciate the lighting, shadows, and set design, as this is certainly a hallway set, not just a random warehouse, without ceilings.

The opening sequence takes a turn. The janitor looks into a crack in a door way, and sees a doctor and two nurses. They are Dana Dylan, and Lynn Franciss, and the doctor is none other than Joey Silvera. There’s nothing shaved here, Silvera has full pubic hair, and he’s rock hard to start, but he’s not a big guy, as I may have stated before. We have a contrast in women, both slim, medium sized breasts, equally as pretty, one brunette and one blonde, and they kiss, suck, and make sure that Silvera stays in the moment. Meanwhile, the janitor starts to get hard, and puts his hands down his pants, as the camera juxtaposes manual stimulation, with Silvera and the nurses getting into a threesome behind closed doors. The sex starts with Silvera getting sucked off by one nurse, while he kisses another, and that’s enough gusto to get this movie rolling into what it is, a porno. Silvera here is golden, the women do their roles well, and the sex is swift, the editing is fast, and you really end up seeing both the sex, and the solo act all in the same scene, with a mix between the two. The brunette in this one is great, she rides silvera and seems like a natural against the blonde, but both definitely do work with Silvera. Meanwhile, Steve Henessey is outside the doorway masturbating. The trio have sex in a small room, with blue walls, and odd lighting, and yet it has a sexy quality to it that you cannot deny. There is anal around the 3 minute mark, mind you, so if you’re a fan of anal, there’s a few sequences of that.

Meanwhile the janitor is watching, and a nurse comes up on him to look at what he’s doing. The camera shows a very blonde, tall woman, and she just watches the janitor, and he of course looks into the room. While in doggy, the brunette and the janitor lock eyes, and the two have a moment while Silvera continues to anal. Silvera cums on the brunette’s lower back, and the janitor cums while the nurse keeps watching, and that knocks out two scenes in one edit.

The cool thing for me about this movie is that it’s dubbed in Spanish! Score me! I love when porno comes to me dubbed. The blonde from the hallway talks to an admin and he talks about how his staff needs to be up to snuff. The nurses are all busty, have big 1980s hair. The set here looks like a legit hospital, with admin files, overhead lighting, and shadows that you’d expect, but of course, it’s a set. The head nurse said that there is going to be an inspection later today, and that no one is going to lose their job. There’s a good overall plot point here, and that’s something that you’ll definitely note as something interesting. The movie goes to another room, and it’s the janitor cleaning, meanwhile Joey Silvera shows up to talk to him. Silvera says he just operated on a woman and that she had the biggest prostate ever, and the janitor tells him that only men have that. Silvera then talks about how he’s a detective, and that he is watching for changes, and more. Silvera is so natural here, with his bushy hair and mustache, he just exudes porn acting.

After the meeting in the random room, two nurses talk in the main lobby. They talk about how new uniforms were ordered, and they were on the way. Meanwhile, we end up going back to see the janitor cleaning, and inside a closet, when the head doctor comes in and puts on a lab coat. A woman comes into the doctor’s office, and says she has a headache that won’t go away. This is the 12 minute mark mind you, and the doctor looks at a file. The woman here is mature, made up like the late 1980s sitcom women would be, and has large red hair. The doctor makes some jokes, and tries to see what’s going on with the lady. She’s not having it, though, and she seems annoyed by the doctor’s lax methods. The doctor gets a phone call and says he has to go, but will be right back. The janitor comes out of the closet, and the woman grabs him, and pulls his pants down.

For this scene we see D.J. Cone, a redhead that looks a lot like your standard 1980s sitcom mom, and Steve Henessey, she blows Henessey a little, then seems frustrated when the doctor comes back yelling. The doctor comes in and recommends that we look into getting her temperature rectally, and we see him put a thermometer in her butt. The doctor gets a phone call again and says he will be right back. This time, D.J. Cone is nude, and as the janitor comes out of the closet again, he encounters Cone naked, and once again she pulls his pants down and wants to get action. The funky music starts and Cone gets really horny here, as Henessey just gets blown.

The scene cuts and we go to the lobby, and the doctor is yelling and muttering random bs, before we go back to the sex scene. I don’t know why there are edits of this type, but

Cone has full red pubic hair, and Henessey is big, as he goes in deep on the doctor’s table. The shadows here indicate studio lights from where the camera is facing, into the action. You can tell that this is not a real hospital, but a poorly dressed set. After some pumps, the janitor cums and Cone wipes herself up and then puts the thermometer back in her anus, and that’s it. The doctor returns and he starts to talk about what they can do to help her. She gets dressed, smiles, and we move along to the next scenario.

For the next scene we are back in the locker room. We see 4 nurses, all with big 1980s hair, and Joey Silvera sitting on a blue couch. The women are just talking randomly, and saying that they are not going to go anywhere until the inspectors have come through and gone through their work.

Moving forward, we see the blonde head nurse, and a young woman asking for a young man regarding seeing a young man, named Johnson. She claims that she’s his sister, and that she is a nurse. Harry Johnson, is of course the joke here, and the lady wants to do a good deed. She said she’d wait for up to 5 hours for Harry Johnson to get out of surgery.

The scene changes and we see three nurses laughing and giggling in a hallway. They said that they should give a bath to a random guy, and that he’s a fun dude to hang with. The women come through, and we get into a room where you know it’s a set. There’s a makeshift door, a blue wall with a 2 x 4 cross beam in the background. This is a set, you can tell by the way the shots are setup, and the women come in from an outer hallway. The shadows are cast as though there are studio lights overhead and off screen, while a hard camera and director situate themselves away from the action. Immediately, one of the women takes off her white panties, and we start to move forward to what will be the next sex scene. The women approach Peter North, as he is sleeping, and they all talk about what they should do first. One of them suggests that they use their tongue to wake him up. Bionca, Lynn Franciss, and Sheena Horne are the 3 women here, and they each have small breasts, thin frames, and large 1980s hairspray hair. They are straight out of the 1980s with their style, and all are wearing the white nurses uniforms that all nurses wore back in the proverbial day. There are two blondes and two brunettes getting in on the action, and immediately get Peter North hard. The women leave North asleep, and start to make out, and then do themselves while he is asleep. North has an odd penis here, where it flops up towards him, like he was using a penis pump, and it’s not all the way hard, until he starts to rub it and bring it up straight. There’s a terrible rock soundtrack, and the camera moves in front of him stroking, classic North style. The women get naked at this point. Through the shifting of the women’s positions, we get a threesome that is somewhat slow and steady, with North not wearing a condom, and the women taking turns riding him as he wakes up from his coma. The end comes with a Peter North cum blast on two women, and that’s about it. They dubbed the moaning! That’s when I notice they dubbed the freakin moaning! This scene was fast and simple.

Joey Silvera looks like Kurt Vonnegut by the way!

After the fourway sex scene we see Joey Silvera coming through and talking about how his head hurts. He talks about how he is having a hard time dealing with certain things. He then tells the head nurse that he’s on a mission and can’t seem to find the answers. Then goes to the Johnson sister and she talks to him a little.

We then move to the locker room, or break room, so to speak. It’s where the lockers are, and we see Keisha, a busty brunette with too much makeup, and Jose Duval. Duval is a thin, older looking dude, and he immediately jumps into the scene and takes over saying he is the man that wrestles himself, nude, and starts to take his clothing off in front of Keisha. Keisha is wearing a nurses uniform, is somewhat tall, has natural breasts, and without makeup, wouldn’t look so great. The dude is older, Duval is wearing a black thong, and he starts to wrestle himself. Duval is the luckiest man in porno, because this is too funny to me. He tries to wrestle himself, before Keisha starts to rub herself. This is a low point in the movie, as you see that he wrestles himself, and he says that sometimes he loses himself. Keisha asks him if he has ever wrestled a man, and Duval said that he has never wrestled them, but he would totally wrestle her. Keisha starts to suck the old man off, and he has a hard time taking the bra off of his woman, but she continues to suck Duval in a slow, methodical manner. The old man and the woman do it doggy style, and it’s a lackluster scene with a cum shot that is not that great. Duval does not have a big penis, or anything, and the cum blast is short, before the end shows Keisha sucking him off, and then tells hi m that he is very attractive, and then we move forward. That was beyond the lowest of the low in terms of sex. Duval is hairy, skinny, and while Keisha is good here, she’s not great, and just goes through the motions.

We move along and we see a woman praying with Peter North. There’s a prayer that occurs here, with Siobhan Hunter, a tall, red haired woman that claims she is a nun in an order of certain women. She prays a little with Peter North then begins to suck him off, fully clothed, mind you, until John Leslie walks in on them. The terrible music comes in, and Leslie starts to take off her shirt. We see more of Hunter’s body, and she has long red hair, small breasts, and light skin. The music throws me off, as I try to make sense of the room, which is terribly lit this time, with a two camera model that is just bad as the editing moves through several hard cuts. During this sequences, Leslie goes from behind while Peter North gets blown while John Leslie forces Hunter to bite a condom package open, then the camera slows down for her to start having sex with North, without the condom, mind you. We then see the action, and it’s Leslie with a condom going in anal, while North goes in the other side. You get double penetration here, and the condom is so yellow, and so dark, while the sex continues, and the two men have their way with this woman. The finish shows Leslie taking off his condom, then cumming on her backside while holding the condom in the other hand, while the soft keyboard music plays, and then Leslie walks away. While Leslie goes to another bed, North is finished off, but we don’t see a a cum shot, just a hard cut as he says that the nurses are too much.

There’s a hard cut, and we see the head nurse talking to Joey Silvera as he comes through and says that she has stolen all of their uniforms. So we see the head nurse yelling at Silvera, and saying that the nun stole clothing and what not. We then see Silvera in a bath robe run away, and then ask for Linda to come through and help him. out. The movie shows Silvera talking to a nurse and just talking about adoration, and how he wants her to work with him.

We get a long shot, then into the sex, as Joey Silvera and Bionca have sex on the floor of the hospital. Continuity wise this makes little sense, and why would they have sex on the hard floor in a hospital? For goodness sakes, this has only a couple of positions, and back and forth, with Silvera trying to hang on for a short romp. Silvera is rock hard, and goes into Bionca straight way, with her legs up, and him pushing in with bad kissing. Silvera tries to kiss Bionca at the one hour mark, and it shows that she isn’t into kissing, and it throws me off a little. There is a cum shot, and a random teddy bear, yes a teddy bear in a mop bucket watching them.

After that, we end up going forward to the waiting room, where the nurses are talking to the nun. She said that she is not the inspector, and is just a nun and is waiting for her brother. She says that the women are prostitutes, and that they are nothing short of being sluts. That’s it. We then see Silvera and Bionca cuddling and that’s about it.

The last scene shows the janitor and Lois Ayres. Ayres comes into his work area and just says that he needs to be quiet and do her now. Lois Ayres is the head nurse, she’s very blonde. Ayres and Steve Henessey starts to kiss, and we get a terrible view from above. They are supposed to be in a janitor’s closet, but the makeshift walls are obviously fake, and the scene moves fast into a blow job. Lois Ayres bleach blonde hair and white pale skin allows for contrast with Steve’s dark skin. She blows him and the music intensifies, before they start to get into the sex, which isn’t too good, but hey there’s no condom here. The sex is a quicky at best, and it is heavily edited, so you only get a few pumps before Henessey cums and that’s it. It’s at this point that I think Lois Ayres is wearing a wig. The two have sex, it’s quick, and he cums and it’s not romantic at all, but then again, it doesn’t need to be. The camera barely hits penetration, and the dubbing is just so bad here, that I don’t want to see it. It slows down at the cum shot, but you don’t see it, it just slows down, and we get a hard cut.

The camera zooms in and the music starts to get louder, and we get a hard cut back to the lobby and we realize that it’s Henry Johnson not Harry Johnson, but it doesn’t matter. Silvera comes back and says he found the uniforms and then we see everyone laughing. She comes through and says that the inspection is being done by Edwin Justice, and then Duval comes through and said he’s the man that wrestles himself, and that’s it. He gets carted away, the women and the guys look at one another, and says that they all passed the inspection.

I give “Night Shift Nurses” a 2 out of 5.


This is perhaps the worse nurse themed porno movie that I’ve ever seen, and at the same time, I’m attracted to nurse movies, because I love the uniforms. It’s not a terrible movie, but it’s far from good, a 2 out of 5, as it had a good plot, but other than that, I’ll pass on a repeat viewing. But hey, why not check out "Night Shift Nurses" anyway?

Friday, October 12, 2018

The Pillowman (1988) Review

Pillowman Poster (1988) 
Today we are going back to a John Leslie directed movie. This movie in particular was released by VCA, and stars some major people. I’m going to say, that the diverse cast alone is one reason to see it, and the second? Well, the second is the fact that I used to see a lot of this poster around my local rental store. You see, I didn’t go to Blockbuster, I went to Asian owned video stores, and they would always have a well stocked porno section behind red curtains. So, I would see “The Pillowman” posters every time I went in, and never got to see the movie, until today. Today, we are going back in time to 1988, for a movie directed by John Leslie, and starring lots of great names, including the following. Chanel Price, Peter North, Brandy Wine, Tammy Reynolds, Joey Silvera, Aja, F.M. Bradley, Renee Morgan, Tony Montana, and Britt Morgan. Now that we know what movie we are reviewing, of course titled The Pillowman, and we know the stars, let’s get into this movie from 1988 to the future!

The first thing that I liked was the font and titles shown for the movie. The movie starts with the title and then runs the credits, and we see a man with a letter jacket from high school, snooping around a home. He has a flash light, and we see him just looking around, obviously trying to be inconspicuous, as he wants to rob the place. The lights abruptly come on, and standing there is a blonde with a revolver. She asks, “what do you think you’re doing?”, and it’s Peter North with his hands up, and a gun to his chest! Chanel Price is holding the gun, has her hair up, and full makeup. She’s taller than Peter North, but maybe cause she has heels on. North says nothing, as a gun is on him, and Price starts to grab him, and see if he’s packing, to which she is surprised, cause she feels his penis. She pulls down North’s pants, and honestly, it’s not that big. It’s flaccid. It’s a little penis. But of course, that leads to sex.

Chanel Price, a tall, milf looking blonde, in a white dress starts to blow Peter North from a flaccid state to get him hard, and he grows fast. Fully erect, Peter North has been said to be very thick, and big, and of course we all know about his epic cum shots. I recall that Jenna Jameson states in her book that he was the first major porn star to open her up and really cause some pain, cause he was so big. Here, he’s the right size for Price, as she starts to strip him and get him to a point of sexual conquest. Chanel Price is a big girl, she’s tall, amazon features, large breasts, and is completely shaved. She towers over North, and goes into reverse cow girl to start. The set here screams 1980s, with a lot of bad drapes, terrible furnishings, rugs, and what appears to be a den in your uncle’s basement. Music kicks in as the two start to have sex, and it’s not that great. Price takes over the whole way, and she is truly a big, tall, girl. Looking up some info, I found out that Chanel Price is 6 foot 3 inches tall, and she totally looks it here, towering over Peter North. However, she gets into the sex, and if you are a fan of both tall blonde women, and Peter North, you’re going to love this one. The sex goes forward and eventually Price gives North a blow job until he cuts in her face, and that’s the end.

After the sex, Price says that she recognizes North as The Pillowman! He then tries to talk to her a little, and eventually gives up, and goes home. We then see North walking around the city, just chillin. It seems to be Los Angeles in the late 1980s. He walks into a pawn shop, and he just waits in line as we see people bargaining, and he gets yelled at for not paying up. It’s not a pawn shop, after all, it’s an apartment building and he is scolded for not paying the rent. We then see North talking to his roommate in a bad apartment, and it’s a random old guy. I though tit was Silvera, and of course he is an icon of good porn acting. However, the mood shifts as we are taken to another set, this is a warehouse porn set, and that’s where we see a couple of women making out.

The two women are Brandy Wine and Tammy Reynolds. One blonde and one brunette, and the two are making out, as Joey pulls out his penis and starts to masturbate. The women here are voluptuous, all natural breasts, big 1980s style hair, not shaved, and Joey has his fro and he’s stroking it. He then joins the action. We get close ups of Brandy Wine, Tammy Reynolds, and Joey Silvera getting into the sex. There’s some great jazz music for this scene. The set is terribly lit, and looks like your average porn garage in the valley, with a brown couch. There are no condoms here, it’s the 1980s, and Joey gets into it fast, first getting into the brunette, and really just going along the motions of sex. There’s some bad shadows here and there, and you can see the boom mic at one point, but the whole thing is casually filmed, with a focus on the action at times, and at other time, the women’s breasts. Nothing too fancy here, mind you. At the 32 minute mark, Silvera cups onto the brunette’s pubic mound, and then immediately gets back up and goes back into her! Silvera is a golden god for this, as I haven’t seen this since TT Body did it with Jenna Jameson, he gets a few more minutes of stroke before he cums again, and the refractory period of his work is incredible on this scene. Wow, Silvera pulls off a stellar scene elevating this movie’s rating from 1 out of 5 to a 3 out of 5 just for that sequence.

Moving along, we end up with another moment in time. We see Peter North styling his hair, and he’s in a random warehouse set. He then appears at a random house, and talks to a dude. The set changes and we are in a den somewhere in Los Angeles. Aja comes down, and F.M. Bradley is on the other side of the den watching. Aja is a brunette, her hair is up, she has a 1980s look and feel to her, and immediately gets on her knees to suck off Peter North. Aja has natural breasts, and has this amazing look to her. She’s quite hot here, and North looks like he’s going to pop within a few minutes, but controls it a little. There’s no loud music here, but rather Aja moaning, and North staying in control, while the camera moves left to right, and zooms in and out at times. The shadows from the lighting are horrible here, and the brown couch is funny to me. Midway through the sex, Bradley shows up, fully naked, and gets asked to join the party. Bradley is a large black man, and Aja gives him a hand job, then puts a diaper on him, no joke! No joke! Then she puts a pacifier in his mouth! Then Aja returns to North for doggy style. After some back and forth, North cums on her butt, as Bradley watches, and that’s the end. Nothing too crazy here, but Aja is quite the beauty, as this is the first time I’ve seen her work. The mid point diaper change was really odd though. North asks her out, then Bradley gets mad and asks him to get out of his house and not to ask his wife out! Wow.

Bradley then takes off his diaper, and asks Aja to suck him off. Aja sucks Bradley off, as he spouts one liners and jokes, including “I have some wonton soup!”, and it’s funny to see. He doesn’t get all hard, but he gets a medium amount before he gets into Aja for some sex on the brown couch. He doesn’t last that long, less than 5 minutes, for a quickie and that’s it. I was surprised by how long the scene lasted, which was horrendously slow. He cums on her breasts, and that’s it. We are moving away to the final two scenes, and it’s been around 48 minutes at this point.

The movie’s plot continues, and now we are taken to a brothel of sorts, and we see Tony Montana and Renee Morgan get involved. There’s some nice jazz in this one, and that supersedes everything else. Renee Morgan is a skinny, brunette, with small breasts, and is supposed to be latin here, as Montana speaks Spanish one liners, and gets really into the sex. I mean, she’s more into it than anyone else in this movie, and that makes it great. Renee Morgan sucks off Tony Montana then goes into doggy style while wearing a Spanish hat. The two have sex for a while, and it’s not terrible, but it’s also nothing that I would want too see again. In the mean time, Joey Silvera is talking to what I can only assume is Britt Morgan and then starts to make out with her. Meanwhile, Peter North keeps asking about his free trip that Silvera promised him, and the camera goes back and forth to the sex. After some back and forth here, Montana ends up cumming onto Renee’s pubic region, which is not shaved. That scene ends, and we are taken back to North’s apartment.

The story moves forward, and we see Britt Morgan and Peter North talking at a bus stop. The movie’s plot thickens as North hasn’t paid rent at all, and then is invited to hang out with Morgan. Britt Morgan has large hair, she’s all blonde, and comes out wearing a nighty that is lace, and white. She does not have the most attractive face, it’s round, and somewhat unattractive, with a “baby” type of look, but she has a nice body, and well, she rides North’s literal head. That is funny, and she does have natural breasts. The set here is a random porn warehouse, and North can’t help but laugh at the beginning of this scene. I’ve never seen a woman literally ride a dude’s head and comment on his hair. Hair fetish? Is that a thing?

Peter North sits down on a faded brown couch, and Britt Morgan gets to work. She starts to suck him off, and he gets hard immediately. I don’t find Morgan that attractive, mind you, but honestly, she has good technique here. She moans a bit as they change positions, but Peter North is in robot mode. The jazz soundtrack is great here, and I liked that. However, the sex isn’t that great, and eventually North cums on Morgan’s shaved pubic region, and stomach, and that’s that. If you’re into blondes, perhaps you’ll like her, but this is a short scene that is spliced with other elements of the story line.

The plot continues to move forward, and we see that North and his friend get evicted. Then North gets into fatigues, and gets thrown out of a window, onto a deck and that’s it. This movie has a plot at first, then completely throws it out of the window, and well, it’s porn, so what did you expect, right?

I give “Pillowman” a 3 out of 5.

This is not a great movie, but I loved the production value, the non sex roles, the random jokes, and the attention to some finer details here and there. The women are pretty, and there’s at least one good sex scene that I’d watch again, just to see the double cum blast from Silvera, which is god like if you ask me.

Wednesday, September 12, 2018

Constant Craving (1993) Review

Constant Craving (1993) 
Sometimes I have to take breaks because of other things that I’m doing, so I took a slight break from reviewing porno, to work with other projects, but I’m back again. This time around, we are going all the way back to 1993. This time around we are reviewing a movie that was directed by Jim Enright, and distributed by Vidco Entertainment. The movie stars Sierra, Randy West, Melanie Moore, Tony Martino, Brittany O’Connell, Joey Silvera, Melanie Moore, and Rebecca Bardoux. The movie is called, “Constant Craving”, and it was shot on 35mm. It is a movie I don’t recall ever seeing in theaters or on the video store shelf, but hey, it’s a Caballero classic according to some. With that in mind let’s get into another x-rated classic, this time around only 86 minutes in length and starring some major names from the 1980s and early 1990s before the silicone explosion came into play, right? Or maybe not, it’s only 1993.

I liked the beginning graphics, it made it seem like a far more important movie than it really was. We start with the credits of course, and we see the outside of a random house. The music starts and it’s a 1980s type of song, similar to what you’d expect from a teenage movie, but of course, we aren’t dealing with teenagers, we are dealing with adult cinema, so the song fades and we get into the movie.

It’s two girls talking on a couch. The two women are discussing how it’s important not to smoke. One woman is a brunette and has a red dress on, and the other is a blonde with a pink dress on. The two have pumps, and they have long legs, small breasts, and are arguing about quitting smoking. The two run into the kitchen and one wants to eat. She says that she has constant cravings and then they argue about drinking next. The brunette says that she’s too embarrassed to say what she’s really craving, and of course, we know what it is, it’s sex. She’s craving sex! In comes Randy West and Tony Martino. Randy West is told to go hang out and protect Sierra from smoking, and the two start to talk. Sierra says that she’s craving something, and it’s sex, and she throws herself at West, and he is reluctant at first, but then gives in.

Sierra goes topless with her red dress, the director cuts to the kitchen where Tony Martino and Melanie Moore are talking. The two are just talking and furthering the story line at this point. Martino makes a move, and Moore resists at first, but she then obliges a little, with Martino going down on his knees to give Moore oral. The music comes through, and we get started.

Sierra and Randy West are completely naked now, and she starts with a blow job with some deal of passion. Sierra is a young woman here, she has small breasts, long legs, nice curves, long brown hair, and looks like the girl next door. Randy West is a veteran of porn in 1993, and he sure enjoys the young woman’s gusto. Sierra is partially shaved, and really gets into the sex during oral, where she moans and cuts overall. There’s no condom here, just straight forward sex with West going into Sierra straight away. The music gets louder than Sierra at one point, and it is a little distracting to her moaning. The room they are in has a terrible looking couch, some pictures on the wall, and it looks like a set to me, as it doesn’t stand out as a real home at all. The camera gets in close as the two go for it, and the scene isn’t that long at all before West cubs on Sierra’s butt, and that’s it. It’s not a long scene, but it’s adequate. Sierra’s moaning makes this scene worth it, as she’s really pretty.

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The movie switches to the kitchen. In the kitchen Tony Martino is still giving Melanie Moore oral. She’s starting to moan a little. Martino looks like an out of work 1980s pro wrestling star, complete with mullet. Melanie Moore is a tall, blonde haired woman with long legs, partially shaved pubic hair, and small breasts. Martino loses his clothes, and Moore’s dress come down while the two start to have sex on a butcher’s block. The two just have regular sex, just going through the motions, no kissing, nothing extreme, and just back and forth as you’d expect. The sex is a bit mechanical and Martino cuts on Melanie Moore, and that’s it.


We go back to the living room where Sierra and Randy West talk about quitting cigarettes with going with sex instead. There’s a bad Spike Lee joke during this movie, as Moore talks to a random lady. The two talk about how Sierra can fight her cravings. For the next 24 hours, Sierra and Moore have to figure out how to avoid giving into cravings.

We move to another dark brown couch, and a different set. Here we see Joey Silvera eating Brittany O’Connell’s butt, and then the heavy bass lines come into play. The start of this involved straight forward oral, and rimming, and the camera lets you in to see the two. This has a bit of chemistry that the other scenes didn’t have. The music sounds like it was produced and recorded by The Cure, and it’s the best part of this movie at this point. Brittany has long, curly brown hair, light skin, partially shaved pubic hair, and all natural. She has to be in her 30s in this movie, as she looks like a milf in a way, and she has small breasts. She has a lot of makeup here, and Silvera goes to work immediately with oral, as Brittany moans her way through the start of this scene. The sex doesn’t last long, as Silvera seems not to last too long with Brittany in this scene. He goes as much as he can, but he ends up cumming after Brittany gets off riding him and starts to blow him for the ending. Silvera is not that big, mind you, and lasts as long as he could, but cubs right into Brittany’s face, for the ending. The two have serious chemistry, so that was interesting to see here.

After the Silvera scene, we are taken back to the other house, and this time we see Melanie Moore and Sierra starting to makeout. They just go for it, taking off their clothes and starting to kiss, and get into lesbian sex. Sierra moans a lot here, very loudly, so that’s a plus, and this is just a scene with two women kissing and giving each other oral. Moore does most of the work here, at least at first, before Sierra gives her some oral fun, and the two just go back and forth with oral, so if you’re a fan of that, this is a good scene to watch and learn from.

We move forward into the next scene, and it has Randy West and Rebecca Bardoux hanging out on an outdoor chair. Bardoux is an older woman at this point, has 1980s style hair that is wild, and large, and is wearing a green bikini. She’s blonde, she’s got curves, and looks like she’s in hear late 1930s in this scene. She has small breasts, and Randy West wears a Los Angeles Raiders hat while the two start to get it on. Randy West starts with foreplay, pulling open the green bikini of Bardoux and starts to get into the sex right away. Randy West is usually ok at this, but in this scene, he’s mechanical, while Bardoux is moaning a little here and there, the two just going through mechanical sex. She smiles a bit at around the end of the scene, and asks for West to go harder, but West gets tired and ends up just humming on her face and that was that. I was shocked to see how awful this ender was, and well that was that. It’s not sexy, it’s formulaic, and this time around, the music sucks. Bardoux and West just don’t seem to have that much chemistry.

The end of of the movie features Sierra and Moore just talking and saying that they can get into any craving, if it involves sex, and that is the finish of the movie.

I give “Constant Craving” a 2 out of 5.

I’m not a big fan of the actors and scenes in this movie, However, that shouldn’t stop you from watching it. You can purchase and stream “Constant Craving” by clicking here.

Monday, April 30, 2018

City of Sin (1991) Review

City of Sin (1991) DVD Cover (from later release) 
Today we are going to be in the 1990s, and we are going to see a movie that was directed by Henri Prichard. This was a movie that came out in 1991 and had a lot of different stars in it, some that had non sex roles. The distributor here was Las Vegas Video and it had a good deal of different performers, and an interesting story line with a bit of focus on graphic design up front. The movie we will be reviewing today is called, “City of Sin” and it was released in 1991. The stars of this movie include, Raven, Tom Chapman, Debi Diamond, Jenna Wells, TT Boy, Trixie Tyler, Jeanna Fine, Jon Dough, Deidre Holland, Flame, Joey Silvera, Ona Z, and Johnny Nineteen. That’s a lot of people for a movie that is only 84 minutes long, but hey, it happens, and that’s why we are here to discuss the goings on. So sit back and see if “City of Sin” is worth checking out again for your adult cinema needs.

The opening scene shows a woman running away from a house and the graphics start to introduce who the characters are. They are typed up in a detective style formatting, and it’s quite interesting to see overall. It’s like you’re watching a detective show, and you are introduced to the people that are involved in the story, and it’s kind of neat to see. There’s obvious production value given to this movie, so that’s something worth noting.

The opening scene starts with a man going into a bordello. There’s film grain here, and it’s awesome. I love that this was filmed on 35MM or something. It’s fascinating to see. The movie goes forward and we see a man in a business suit talking about how he had a problem last time he was at the bordello. He starts to take off his clothes, and talks to a brunette haired, thin, pretty lady named Raven.

Raven is tall, thin, has brunette hair, tan, has large natural breasts, and wears a silk robe before taking it off. She starts to lick the business man, and we get some soft jazz music to start this one. Raven and Tom Chapman start to go with oral, and it’s an interesting beginning to the movie, giving you a cinema feel to the release. The camera focuses on an angled view here, so you don’t see anything too hardcore at first, and it’s blocked out nicely, kind of like a made for cable release. In fact, at one point all you see is Tom Chapman’s flaccid penis, instead of anything else, so maybe he couldn’t get it up? I don’t know.

The scene changes a bit, with a hard cut and we are taken to another room in the bordello where TT Boy, Debi Diamond, and Jenna Wells are. Debi Diamond and Jenna Wells are both older looking blonde haired women, and it shows. TT Boy is a stellar performer. We see a threesome starting to erupt. TT Boy, Debi Diamond, and Jenna Wells start to go forward with oral sex, and the movie starts to really get good in terms of the sex. There’s a bit of chemistry found here that is always a pleasure to see in these types of movies. The room is drab, well lit, and the camera focuses on the hardcore action here, more than the previous scenario. There’s a decent amount of chemistry found here, as TT Boy gets sucked off well, and it’s interesting to see a scene with so much chemistry between the performers, as it almost feels like a contest to see who can get off faster, making this scene quite good to start with.

There’s a hard cut, and we are taken back to see Raven and Tom Chapman. Finally, Chapman is hard, and he starts getting a blow job from Raven. The two get into a 69 position and things start to go forward with their room. The room is drab as well, basic, and not too complex. We see Raven pull out a condom, then we get a hard cut to the detective Joey Silvera looking on ready to bust the bordello.

We get a hard cut, and we are taken to TT Boy, Debi Diamond, and Jenna Wells still in a threesome. The blow job sequence here is perhaps one of the best ones that I’ve seen in porn thus far, and that’s saying a lot. I don’t know how TT Boy was able to stay hard, as the women here treated him like a god, licking, sucking, and just showing off at one point before getting into the sex, which doesn’t have a condom here.

There’s a hard cut, and we are back to Raven and Tom Chapman having sex. Raven is in reverse cowgirl to set things up and Chapman has a condom on. The sex is fine, nothing too crazy, with minor moaning, and movement, the two have no major chemistry in comparison to the other scene going on. As far as the sex goes here, it’s generic, and if the goal was to show what it would be like to have sex with an escort, they achieve that, since this is somewhat limited in passion. Chapman does well enough to go through the motions, and Raven is there as a counterpart, with good lighting overall, but the two just lack chemistry, and at the 21 minute mark, Raven stops the sex completely and leaves the room.

The next cut we see Trixie Tyler show up to talk to Tom Chapman. They are in the same room that Raven was in. Trixie Tyler has large augmented breasts, brunette hair, and purple lingerie. She’s got to be in her late 20s here, and she’s mostly shaved. Chapman gets started with oral, and things start to get heated.

There’s a cut and we go to TT Boy cumming on two women, then a hard cut goes and we see Chapman cumming on Trixie Tyler.

But here’s the thing, Joey Silvera and Jeanna Fine see that there’s a bust, and therefore they run out of the bordello while the detectives bust into the home, and they start to read everyone their Maranda rights. They are all getting busted and we see things developing negatively. During this bust, we see the detective talking to the boss saying that they’ve closed down everything. The boss asks them to detain Ashley Freelove, and she’s not there. The story continues and we see more characters around different homes and just talking. We see the head of the police with a vendetta, an ex con, and much more. The head of the police asks for an ex con to do him a favor and bring in Jeanna Fine’s character, and that’s it. There’s a great plot here, and it’s fascinating beyond the sex.

We move along and see Joey Silvera and Jeanna Fine walking into the woods somewhere looking for a hide out. They eventually reach a house, and they just settle in. I must note that this is a young Jeanna Fine, with longer hair, smaller breasts, and different from her latter releases. There’s a cut, and we see a memory found from Fine, where she’s talking to Jon Dough. Dough plays a music box, and the two are on a brown couch talking. She isn’t wearing any makeup, and has a green bra and panties set. The two begin to kiss and we are taken to the next sex scene.

Jeanna Fine and Jon Dough start to make out on a brown couch, within the new hideout that we just saw. There’s a large black cat painting, and there’s some good lighting here, and the two juxtapositioned with the light, as things start to heat up. This is a slow moving sex scene, and it features minimal make up, minimalism throughout the set, and the camera work. The sex is slow, almost as though they are trying to say that the two are making love, and it works well. Dough uses a condom here, and the two go through a couple of positions. IT’s a workable sex scene, with a little bit of chemistry, but there’s something missing, and I don’t know what it is. This doesn’t seem like it’s from 1991 as you see the back and forth motion of the sex, you start to think that you’re in the 1970s, as the sound design is really bad, with a terrible soundtrack. Jeanna Fine with no makeup, and going through the motions is odd too, especially at the 43 minute mark when Dough is going to cum, and well, it’s just as mechanical as things can get if you ask me. The two barely break a sweat for this scene, and Fine sounds like she’s been smoking for 30 years. She does have a sexy body, though, but that’s about it, a lackluster scene if you ask me.

We are taken back to the current timeline, and we see Jeanna Fine light up a cigarette and just reminisce a little.

The next sequence shows Jon Dough and Deidre Holland in a random home. There’s a blue couch and the two start to talk about different things before she asks him to stay the night. Deidre Holland is a blonde-haired woman with medium sized natural breasts, and is not shaved at all. She starts to blow Dough, and the scene gets kicked off. The music here is a jazz version of “Black Magic Woman” which is just an odd choice, and the two start to have sex on a couch. As far as the sex is concerned, it’s adequate, nothing of consequence, and nothing too exciting. Dough and Holland seem to have little chemistry, but are able to get through the scene with the same kind of gusto you would for your average romp, without getting too excited. There are some nice shots of the two together, kissing, but it just lacks that certain element that you got with the opening sequence earlier. There’s no condom here, and eventually after some time, Dough cums on the backside of Holland, and that’s it. Fade to black, and we go to another section of the movie.

We see Jon Dough show up to the house, and meets with Joey Silvera. Then we see him talking to Jeanna Fine. The two start talking about the past, and start to hug and kiss, as they reminisce about old times. The story continues, and we get more backdrop into the past, and the current state of things, with the police, and their professions, etc. After some time we are taken back to the bordello, and we see a few things going down.

There’s a sex scene that features a redheaded woman named Flame, and Joey Silvera. Flame is short, pasty white, has short hair, and of course you know Silvera. The two start to make out on a random couch in a bordello, and we see the two starting to have sex. Meanwhile we see a phone call take place, and find out that Dough doesn’t want to give up the girl. Meanwhile, we are back to the white couch and Silvera goes straight for the sex, and it’s a fast moving scene, without any passion, just raw sex, with a terrible soundtrack. After a few minutes of doggy style, Silvera cums and that’s the end of the sequence, nothing too crazy.

The movie divulges into a plot driven thing, and we are taken to the random blue couch we saw earlier in the movie. This time around we see Diedre Holland and Jeanna Fine talking together. They are simply together talking and that leads to the two kissing. The two start to kiss, and then start to get deeper into the throws of passion, until they start to have sex. The sex is fine, fingers, tongues, oral, and lots of moaning from Holland, more than Fine. Fine gives a lot here, and doesn’t seem to get the same in return, although the two get into several positions and just seem to enjoy the process, albeit a short one.

The scene ends, and we are taken to a random living room where our main villain talks to Ona Z. This is an older brunette, that has a beautiful face. The villain is played by a guy named Johnny Nineteen. The two start to argue, and that brings about a lot of passion and actually good acting. The acting here is superb for the scene, and as a stand alone entry point, it’s solid. Nineteen is a District Attorney and wants to get the bordello women into jail. The two discuss things and then turns into sex. Ona Z and Johnny Nineteen have sex on the random blue couch. It’s a slow moving sex scene, with little to no real passion. In fact, it’s slow, and doesn’t last that long, with Nineteen cumming way early and that’s it. It’s laughable how little he lasts here, and the camera barely shows anything other than the motions of a cable sex scene.

The movie ends and we see that the District Attorney was part of a larger corruption scandal, and then we see Jon Dough and Fine in a park just making out, because they are back together. That’s the end of that, and the movie credits start to roll.

I give “City of Sin” a 3 out of 5


The movie started out very well, as the TT Boy scene really took things to a good spot, but over the course of the movie, the quality dwindled, and we started to get boring elements and mechanical sex. I didn’t like that, and well it really dragged down the purpose of the movie, right? Well, other than that, the movie does have a great story line, and one that makes this appear to be a classic from the 1980s where you would only see it in movie theaters. It’s shot on film grain, and it’s really good overall, but alas, the sex drags it down.

Tuesday, April 10, 2018

I Love You Molly Flynn (1988) Review

I Love You Molly Flynn (1988) Poster
Today we are going to be heading back to the 1980s. We talked modern yesterday, but today, we are going to hit our time machine and visit the 1980s. This is 1988 that we are visiting, and we are going to be looking into a movie that was distributed by VTO and was directed by Fred J. Lincoln. This was a movie that was sent to movie theaters, etc. Moving along the way, we are going to be visiting the 1980s and seeing some of the stars that you can probably guess. This movie is called, “I Love You Molly Flynn”, and it features some standards from the 1980s. The stars of this movie include Angel Kelly, Billy Dee, Erica Boyer, Joey Silvera, Randy West, Sharon Kane, Tom Byron, and Trinity Loren.

This movie starts with an original theme song from the 1980s, and features a lot of colorful elements. The theme song starts and then we see the cast come through with cheesy 1980s graphics. This is definitely one of the movies that went to the movie theaters, and it shows. The production values are high here, with interesting graphics, fonts, and overall design to the start. It’s almost like the entry of a sitcom, only with spliced in hardcore sex, but it features something endearing about it as well. Once the credits roll we go into the movie’s plot.

The opening shows Randy West talking to a blonde haired woman and he talks about well he’s dressed and how cleans up. They talk about how he’s going to meet with the president. Then a servant comes in, and interrupts them. The servant says that there’s someone to see Molly Flynn, and it’s none other than Joey Silvera. Flynn doesn’t want to see him, and is upset that he’s come back again. The two talk, and Flynn pushes Silvera away, stating that they are not like they were, and she’s not interested in his advances. That brings Randy West down to see what is going on. Silvera is introduced to Flynn’s new love, and we get moving forward with an awkward introduction, and your standard starting line for a romantic comedy. Despite Flynn not wanting Silvera to hang out, her new man invites silvera to make himself at home, and the couple leaves him downstairs while they rush upstairs.

We are sent to another scene, and it’s Flynn discussing the situation with Angel Kelly. She says that there’s an unexpected guest and that her ex is now in the house, and things are going to get complicated. She’s venting to the help, Angel Kelly is a maid for Flynn here.

We are moved to another scene, and here we see Joey Silvera and Tom Byron talking to Angel Kelly, talking about having some fun, but then Silvera is pushed aside and Tom Byron gets into things.

Tom Byron and Angel Kelly start to make out on a red couch, and the camera swipes to a blow job. Angel Kelly is an African American woman with a thin frame, short hair, and medium sized breasts. She is a beautiful woman, and Tom Byron still looks like his boyish self. There’s romantic music playing to start, and Angel is works her magic with a fast blow job and hand job combination that nearly forces Bryon to cum within a few minutes. The music continues, and the scene moves to oral for Kelly. The two move into a few positions, the most prominent being reverse cowgirl. The camera focuses on an artsy movement, and you don’t immediately see the penetration. It moves with the music, and eventually we see the two having full blown sex, as sweat starts to bead up on each participant. The music here is really good, the lighting is great, and while Tom Byron looks to be in “work mode” Kelly really gets into the process, squeezing her breasts, and moaning a great deal. After several position switches, and a good amount of time, the finale comes with Angel Kelly giving Byron a hand job, and him cumming in her hands, which is a sight to see as she really knows what she’s doing. The two kiss lightly and the scene ends.

There’s a swipe and we see Joey Silvera roaming around the house in a blue tank top. Joey Silvera knocks on the door of Molly Flynn’s bedroom, or what seems to be a bedroom. Silvera comes in and tries to kiss her, but Flynn says that she’s with someone but Silvera tells her that he misses her and the two start to kiss a little more, even though Flynn, played by Trinity Loren, does not want to get moving forward, saying that she’s with Andrew, and that he’s amazing and doesn’t want to cheat. The scene ends with Randy West refusing Trinity Loren’s advances.

We then move forward to see Joey Silvear cooking in a kitchen with Molly Flynn, aka Trinity Loren, and they just talk. They are talking about cooking, and whether they want Silvera to cook full time etc. Silvera discusses the issue of cooking, and catering, and whether they want him to stick around long term, and more. It’s an interesting conversation that happens without any sort of sexual advancements.

The movie changes scenes and now we end up looking at a random den and it’s Trinity Loren and Joey Silvera talking about old times. Silvera puts his hand on Loren’s breasts and tells her that she should relax, and then the two start to make out a little. Silvera proceeds, and Loren caves in.

Trinity Loren and Joey Silvera start to undress, kiss, and engage in sex. Trinity Loren is a young looking, blonde haired beauty, with large natural breasts. She wears stockings and a pair of silver high heels, as she begins to blow Silvera. There’s romantic music here, and the two start to have sex on a brown couch. Why is every couch in the world brown? Answer me that?! I’m just saying it’s really generic. The scene starts with some of the most romantic piano music I’ve ever heard in a porno, and the sex starts slow, with a focus on the blow job that is so simple, and yet somewhat passionate. There’s no condoms, Loren isn’t shaved, she has a full pubic mound of hair, and Silvera isn’t shaved either. The two start to have sex, and for once, the scene looks like the two have a great deal of chemistry together as they start to get into the action. At one point Silvera squeezes Loren’s breasts and she sucks on the nipples herself, while Silvera goes in and out of her slowly and then sped up. This is perhaps one of the best 1980s sex scenes that I’ve seen in a long time, as it is passionate, and definitely more than just pure sex. The two trade positions a couple of times, and it gets a little harder and faster, with Loren moaning quite a bit here. After a while the two end up on a coffee table where Silvera goes between Loren’s breasts and then cums for the finish.

After the sex, we are taken to the kitchen where Randy West encounters Erica Boyer. Erica Boyer is a curvy dirty blonde, and she has classic 1980s highlights in her hair. She’s quite lovely here, compared to another scene that I saw her in where she and a dude were playing with a penis pump and he got massive before going in with her. There’s 1980s techno music that starts, and then we flash back to another scene.

The director flashes back to the brown couch where Joey Silvera and Trinity Loren are having sex, and the two are looking into each others eyes as Silvera goes all in with her. It’s a 1980s thing for the director to cut from sex to conversation to sex, and it’s mainly to give people in the movie theater a break between strokes, so that they can’t keep it up throughout, I assume. The finish here shows Silvera cumming on Loren’s pubic mound for the finish, and the two look into each others eyes and kiss, and it’s a nice little element overall.

We are taken back to the kitchen, and it’s Erica Boyer and Randy West. She has made him something to drink, it looks like a shake, and she talks about the ingredients, as the two talk. Erica Boyer gets on top of the counter and starts to give Randy West a little bit of a look while she rubs her breasts. Randy West tries to make conversation, but Boyer keeps trying to get him to touch her and kiss her, which he keeps trying to avoid. He can’t resist too long.

Randy West and Erica Boyer take off their clothes, and get on the counter for a starting point of oral sex. Boyer receives as Randy West and his stupid looking mustache go down on her, and then things switch up and she gives him a casual blow job. It’s slow, there’s romantic music that comes in, and West keeps talking about how amazing it is to have her mouth on his penis. The blow job continues through the scene, but the director decides it’s time for one of those infamous cuts. I kid you not, right when things are starting to get good, the director decides to cut to Trinity Loren talking to Silvera.

Silvera and Loren discuss how they made a mistake. They see things differently, but the sex is over, and Loren regrets getting moving forward with the sex. Silvera is proud of what happened, and Loren eventually walks away while Silvera is sitting with a grin.

The director cuts back to the kitchen, and that’s where Randy West is going all in with Erica Boyer. There’s once again good lighting, a nice counter top, and romantic music throughout. I’ve seen Boyer in a lot of other scenes, so this one is a bit tame, she seems to enjoy it for the most part, and West works up a sweat. Boyer is screaming at the 46 minute mark, and West is in full work mode, as the two share a connection after some time that is quite fascinating. They trade several different positions before Boyer eventually gives West a hand job and has him cum in her face and mouth. As she finishes West off Loren walks in on them, and he knows he’s in trouble.

At this point I got distracted. The main reason why is because this movie was dubbed in French for the copy that I got. “Do you speak French?” No! Then I realized that the movie wasn’t in French! It’s in German! Holy crap, how is it that I understand German? I don’t know, I can’t explain it, but I know what they are saying and perhaps I’ve watched too much porno.

We are taken to a room where Silvera, Billy Dee, and Randy West are smoking cigars and talking about what they do, and how business is going. Billy Dee talks about the changes that are going on in his industry, something about exporting things. Then Billy Dee starts to talk about a conquest he had while on a work trip, and in comes Erica Boyer.

Before they get too far, the director cuts to Loren and another blonde haired woman just talking.

The director goes back to the brown couch and we see Erica Boyer blowing Joey Silvera, while Billy Dee is in doggy style going in all the way with her. Again the romantic music kicks on, and the trio have sex on the brown couch in a somewhat passionate way. Silvera and Boyer do a lot of kissing here. And it’s fascinating to see overall.

The stupid director cuts again, and we are taken to a dining room where Randy West meets Sharon Kane. Sharon Kane is a blonde haired woman with short hair, red pumps, and she commands Randy West to give her oral. Randy West says that he can’t, because he is with someone and can’t just go in. Kane tells her to shut up and start going down. Then she insults him. So he gets on one knee and starts to give oral to Sharon Kane, but the director changes the scene.

The scene changes and we are back with Erica Boyer, Billy Dee, and Joey Silvera on the stupid brown couch. This time the positions have switched and Boyer is getting plowed by Silvera.

The director cuts yet again and we see Randy West giving oral to Sharon Kane. Kane reacts with a lot of moaning and vibrations, but the editing once again stops things.

We get taken back to the Erica Boyer, Billy Dee, and Joey Silvera trio of sex, for about 2 minutes and they are all in with their sexual positions, but that’s not good enough. The director cuts again.

Another cut and we are taken to Boyer in reverse cowgirl with Billy Dee and she’s orgasming wildly, and it shows. It’s a good piece of footage, and one that is much longer than the director lets you see. Meanwhile, Joey Silvera tries to get hard and masturbates, and it’s a bad little element that I noticed. The director cuts again.

Sharon Kane blows Randy West on a dining room table, the same romantic song is still playing overall. Kane is wearing red lingerie, and reminds me of an escort I once met with a Romney sticker on her SUV. West isn’t huge here, and while he’s hard, you can tell that he’s just the average sized dude, but can seem to last forever.

The director cuts, as per usual. Boyer is blowing Billy Dee and Silvera at the same time as the two get ready for the money shots. The two start to masturbate wildly in a race of who cums first, and it’s not a terrible little sequence, but I don’t know how they can synchronize this sort of thing. Eventually both cum at the same time and that’s it, and Boyer is watching and laughing and seems to enjoy the whole thing.

The director cuts again, and this time we still have that romance in the air with the music. Randy West is now having sex with Sharon Kane on the table, and the two are making out while he pushes his pelvis into her deeply. They exchange a few positions and while there’s a bit of moaning, it starts to look a lot like mechanical sex, as the director asks the couple to slow down a little, and they oblige. It’s romantic with the song, and Kane asks West to finish, and hurry up. The chemistry seems lost at the one hour and 8 minute mark, and while this is still sex, it’s just not that good. After some reverse cowgirl on a chair, West cums onto Sharon Kane’s pubic mound, and Trinity Loren walks in and sees the goings on and calls Andrew a bastard. Randy West plays Andrew, and then Joey Silvera and Billy Dee walk in as well and laugh.

The screen fades to black, and we are taken to a staircase where Randy West and Joey Silvera are talking. The two are getting a real heart to heart about the nature of love and romance. They found out a bunch about each other, and the sex that goes on. Randy West feels bad, but Joey Silvera gives him some advice about how to get Loren back.

In another scene the plan goes forward. Joey Silvera and Randy West play fight in front of Trinity Loren. The winner gets to have her. Loren watches the two and Silvera pretends to knock out West, and he goes down. Then we see that Loren loves West more than Silvera, and stays with him.

Trinity Loren and Randy West start to kiss. Loren is taken aback because he got knocked out, but he says that he’s fine, and there comes the romantic music. The music starts and we are taken to a well lit bedroom where Trinity Loren starts one hell of a blow job on Randy West. The blow job here is epic, and Trinity Loren has such a good body, and her hair is so nice with minimal makeup here. The two really get into this sequence, and it’s one of the best sex scenes in the movie. After a swipe of the camera, the two get into the sex, and it’s good, with Randy West going as hard as he can with Loren, and Loren moaning throughout. It’s a fascinating push forward, with the two actually seeming into what they are doing, throughout the short sex romp. Eventually Randy West gets between Loren’s breasts and then cums. The director shows their faces, then shows the sequence, and it eventually the cum shot appears and that’s that.

Moving right along we see that Randy West and Trinity Loren have decided to get married, and Silvera congratulates them as they leave. That’s the end of the movie, right? Nope!

Right when you think the movie is over, in comes Angel Kelly. She talks to Silvera, and they start to kiss and then get into the sex. The sex is quick, on the brown couch in the den, and the two just go through the motions. There’s no major oral here, there’s no major foreplay, it’s just straight forward sex. Silvera looks to be in work mode and for this round Angel Kelly seems to be less than enthused to start, but the two eventually pick up the steam with the backdrop of romantic music playing again. After some position changes, the two end up in close proximity with Kelly giving Silvera a hand job until he cums, and that’s the end. He cums hard, and Kelly watches it all go down, and that’s that.

I give “I Love You Molly Flynn” a 2 out of 5.


There's not much more I can say about this one. This movie is plagued with problems. The women are pretty, the sex is just boring, with the exception of a couple of scenes. The romantic music really is awful.

Monday, April 2, 2018

Out of Love (1995) Review

"Out of Love" (1995) Poster
We step back in our time machine to review another porno, this time we go to 1995. In the mid-1990s there were a lot of beautiful women showing up in porn, and it wasn’t just the girl next door types. Some of my favorite actresses of all time come from this era, and 1995 was a good year in my opinion. For this movie, we are going to be going to 1995 to review a film that was directed by Paul Norman. It was distributed by Vivid Video, and it stars some of the bigger names in porno up to this point. The movie is called, “Out of Love”. The stars of this movie include, Alex Dane, Brittany Andrews, Jill Kelly, Joey Silvera, Kirsty Waay, Nikki Tyler, Peter North, Sindee Coxx, and Tom Byron. You just can’t escape Joey Silvera and Tom Byron can you? I hope one day I can interview Tom Byron, I bet he has some stories to tell about the many movies he’s been in. Of course, Peter North and Silvera are also great ones, and my favorite actress Jill Kelly is in this one. But is the movie any good? Let’s find out as we review “Out of Love” from 1995.

We open our movie with Joey Silvera and a blonde talking about marriage. They discuss how they were not in love anymore, and there’s a flash back to a time where they were having sex. This is a quick romp, nothing spectacular. They talk about how the sex was still good, but they weren’t in love any more. Silvera’s acting is quite good here, and it’s second to none. He can actually act, while the lady with him, just isn’t that good. I’m assuming it’s Nikki Tyler. The two continue to discuss things and then the camera fades and we go to another scene.

In a bedroom that looks like a modern bedroom inside a warehouse somewhere, we see three women talking a bit. After a bit of discourse, soft romantic jazz starts playing and the trio start making out. The women here are Brittany Andrews, Nikki Tyler, and Sindee Coxx. Each one is blonde, each one has enhanced breasts, and they each have tight bodies. What follows is a threesome that features sensual oral, lots of kissing, breast play, and moaning. It doesn’t last too long, and the women keep most of their lingerie on, but they do a great deal of fingering, and oral, and things like that, making it a standard scene, with no real payoff.

The scene ends and we are back to Tyler and Silvera discussing their marriage. This then goes to a story where Jill Kelly and Joey Silvera are talking in a bedroom. Silvera and Kelly here are great together, and the acting is taken up a notch. Honestly, 1995 Jill Kelly is one of the most beautiful women to me. She has a California blonde look, nice breasts, tan lines, and blonde hair. She’s a fantasy that I could never get in my life, and this is before she had breast implants. I’d love to interview her today, but alas, that’s not going to happen.

Silvera and Jill Kelly start to make out in the bathroom of what looks to be a very terribly designed hotel. There’s some terrible instrumental music that begins to play, and the two start to get really familiar, taking off their clothing and starting to kiss a bit more overall. There’s a lot of blocking in this sex scene, and the cameras can’t really show you a lot that you’d expect from a porno. You do see Silvera giving Kelly oral, and using his hands and fingers, but you don’t see a lot of the penetration here. The two do have sex, and it’s not a bad scene if you’re a fan of Kelly, but overall, you can’t really see what’s going on. It’s almost like watching it on the Spice Network, and that kind of ruins the scene for me. Jill Kelly moans a great deal, and she looks great, even though Silvera doesn’t last that long overall. It’s not a great scene at all honestly.

We go back to the conversation that Silvera is having with Tyler and they talk about infidelity.

The scene switches to another scene, and it shows Tom Byron and Tyler hanging out. Tom Byron is in his punk rock, rocker phase with long hair, facial hair, and more. He tells Tyler to get a blanket and pillow from the closet as he and Alex Dane retreat to a bedroom in what appears to be an apartment.

The director hard cuts and we are taken to a bedroom, with simplistic design, where Tom Byron starts to give Alex Dane head. For this sex scene Alex Dane and Tom Byron start to get familiar fast, Dane immediately nude here. Alex Dane is a brunette with a thin waist, large breasts, pearl necklace, and simplistic makeup. She looks like a professional, wearing black stockings and high heels, and gets into the action with Byron quickly. After some oral on Dane, Byron gets sucked off in a hard blow job scene that gets him quite hard, fast. There’s some terrible techno playing during this one, and the two go through multiple positions of sex. It’s not great, it’s not terrible, but it seems to lack a little bit of passion until there’s a point where Byron goes for anal. When he goes into anal, Dane moans a bit more, and seems to really get into the sex, while Byron looks to be in mechanical mode. This works for what it is, but the two don’t share nearly as much chemistry as you’d expect. The framing of the sex is good, with good lighting overall, and interesting momentum towards the end, where you get a money shot from Byron onto Dane’s back.

After the sex, we end up going back to the initial couple talking about their divorce some more. They discuss how jobs have changed, life has changed, and there’s a bit of depression involve. Tyler gets mad at Silvera for painting and being less stressed now than before. The two seem to start to warm up a bit. Then we are taken to another room where Joey Silvera is drawing. He has live models and they are being painted by Silvera as he watches them have sex.

There’s a bit of art to this scene, mainly Silvera just directing a couple into sexual positions so that they can be painted. Kirsty Waay and Peter North begin their scene with a blow job in what looks to be an attic. They are both nude to start. Kirsty Waay is a redhead with large breasts, and you already know Peter North. Some soft piano music starts and the blow job continues, with a bit of sensuality, and focus on the act, nothing too complex. Meanwhile, Joey Silvera is painting them doing it. The two continue to move forward with the sex, the piano music starting to get loud, and that’s when you see North has put on a condom. This condom is white as snow, and it stands out like a sore thumb in this sequence. Waay is an interesting model, but she lacks passion during the sex, meanwhile this condom is driving me nuts. I’m a fan of safe sex, and safe sex in movies, but here it just looks like a giant white dildo. It’s so unnerving, and it just seems unnatural to me. The two have sex, but it’s somewhat basic in nature, with only a few positions and mostly just blocking because they aren’t supposed to be professionals. After some changing of positions, North cums on Waay and that’s that. Nothing too complex here, and nothing really to say other than it works as a sex scene, and not much else. It’s not very passionate at all, and it’s mechanical in nearly every phase.

After the sex we are taken to a lawyer’s office where Joey Silvera and Nikki Tyler are finalizing a divorce. They fill out paperwork and there’s a lawyer there to finalize everything. That’s the end. The two end up talking about how they could just be friends. Then Nikki Tyler tells Silvera that he’s the best sex she’s ever had, and that prompts the two to go to a bedroom.

For this scene, the two are in a random house, lighting is good, but it looks like your average home. There’s heavy techno music in the background of this one, and it’s really annoying. It’s the worst music for a scene that is supposed to have a sense of passion. Silvera’s moans are louder than Tyler’s to start, and it’s funny that the audio was chosen in this manner. Nikki Tyler starts things off with a blow job that is somewhat fast, and passionate. Silvera switches positions and gives Tyler oral. Nikki Tyler is a tall blonde with very large breasts, a tan, thin waist, and trimmed pubic hair. After the oral another song plays, and this one is a bit more tolerable. The sex begins and we see that Silvera has put on a condom for this scene. It’s a clear one, so it’s not nearly as intrusive as what Peter North was wearing. This is a slow moving sex scene with Tyler asking Silvera to do things, and Silvera obliging. The two go through the motions of sex and honestly, it’s a bit like a one hour session with an escort, rushed, and lacking any sort of connection. Silvera doesn’t even last that long before he cums on Tyler’s back, and that’s it. Silvera’s a legend, don’t get me wrong, but in this scene he’s just passable, while Tyler is an amazing looking woman in contrast, and yet only gets a little bit of action. It’s a scene that works, but it’s far from complete, as you totally know that Tyler didn’t get off here.

I give “Out of Love” a 2 out of 5.


There’s a lot of problems that I found with this movie. It lacked a sense of passion, the sex was bland at times, and there was an obvious disconnect with the director and his actors. Aside from the setting, and some interesting acting from Silvera, I didn’t find what I was looking for at all. The Jill Kelly scene especially was disappointing, but overall, it’s a movie that a couple may enjoy, but it’s not a great one at all.

You can purchase and stream "Out of Love" by clicking here. I gave it a 2, but reviewers on Adult DVD Empire gave it a 4.25! So maybe I am seeing things differently. Find out for yourself. 

Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Viper’s Place (1987) Review

Viper's Place (1987) DVD Cover
We are going to venture in the late 1980s for a review of a movie that is synonymous with an actress that really is quite fascinating to me. Her name is Viper and she has a large tatoo on the side of her body. This movie is called, “Viper’s Place” and it was directed by Bob Vosse and was distributed by Vidco Entertainment. Released in 1987, this looks like something that you’d see in movie theaters or perhaps straight to VHS, but today, we are watching it from a different angle. The movie stars Erica Boyer, Mauvais DeNoir, Betty Boobs, Joey Silvera, Tom Byron, Nina Hartley, Siobhan Hunter, Mike Horner, Billy Dee, and of course Viper. The movie has an innocent enough idea, a woman owns a bar and gets into all sorts of interesting scenarios, having sex with a variety of people, right? Well that’s what it’s supposed to be, but maybe there’s more to it? I don’t know. Let’s find out with this review.

We start the movie with Viper talking to Tom Byron. Byron has a mustache for this movie, making him look a little older than he is in other movies from the same time frame. In this one, he starts talking to Viper and reminds her of the time they had sex on the bar, and we go to that scene.

Viper is dancing on the bar and attracts Tom Byron, then starts to blow him. Viper is unique in that she’s very tall, nearly 6 foot tall, has short reddish brown hair, and a large tattoo on her body. She is enthusiastic in this scene, blowing Byron with a mix of rock and jazz music in a bar. The two engage in 69 for a while before getting into the sex. This is an older movie so the set is a bit dark and not well lit, but the two start having sex on the top of a bar, with one leg up and both standing. This is a stellar visual to see, and it really does well to reflect a unique sexual position. Viper and Byron are nearly the same height and her flexibility is interesting with her leg up, which I’m completely fascinated by overall. After a few positions, including doggy, and what I could only see as anal, since the VHS copy I’m reviewing is a little bit fuzzy, the scene aims towards an ending in which Viper blows Byron and finishes, that’s it.

The scene fades and we see Viper and Byron smoking cigarettes and talking about the good times, and that’s when a couple of women show up and want to go to the back room.

The next scene starts and it’s Erica Boyer and Mauvais DeNoir. The two women are polar opposites of one another. Erica Boyer is a rock star looking blonde hair woman, and Mauvais DeNoir is an African American woman with a slightly bigger frame than Boyer. The two are great here, and they go through the motions of oral, fingers, and much more in a passionate sequence of kissing and jazz music on a pool table. Fans of 1980s lesbian sex will enjoy the angles that are shown here and it’s a fascinating look at porno with two women. The two have a bit of passion, more so than the original opening scene, and you see both get wet and really know what they are doing overall, a nice nod to some passion is nice.

After the sex ends, we are taken back to the bar and Joey Silvera shows up with a friend. They sit down and just start to talk about different things from the past. They talk about how Silvera is a lady’s man and they are going to drink, etc.

After some small talk, we start go away from the drinking and smoking to the sex. But it’s creatively placed, as we are taken to the jukebox. Silvera talks about a blonde haired woman with huge breasts, and then he imagines her while he is by the jukebox. She then comes out of it, after dancing, and we are into the next sex scene. In this sex scene we see Joey Silvera and Betty Boobs having sex. She is not shaved, they don’t use condoms, and she has enormous, near cartoon like large breasts for her frame. There’s a rockabilly tune playing for this one, and it’s not a long sex scene, just some Russian play, then eventually Silvera cums on her breasts, and then returns to the bar to talk. This wasn’t grand, and wasn’t that sexy, it’s just kind of a novelty. Silvera didn’t even last that long, and well, that’s the end.

After some more chit chat, we are taken to a back room where Tom Byron is playing pool and then starts talking to Nina Hartley. Hartley is a blonde haired milf today, and here she’s a bit younger, and yet has an amazing body. She is tall, blonde, and pale, with a girl next door look and seems like a teacher when she is unwrapping her clothes for this scene. Tom Byron and Nina Hartley start making out on a pool table and then start to work through the sex that you’d expect. The two work their way from oral to Hartley mounting Byron on the pool table and just going through the motions. It’s not a raucous scene, the two have a little chemistry, but it’s not that grand. It’s a very “mechanical” sex scene, with few stand out moments, and Hartley looking good as always. Around the 35 minute mark she moans a bit more, but the music takes away from the overall look and feel of the scene. There’s not a whole lot to say about this one, it’s straight forward, Hartley and Byron are professionals, and he finishes without a big money shot. It’s not that great, but the setting works as it’s the back room of Viper’s place.

After the sex scene we go back to the bar and we hear more stories of sexual conquest.

After some set changes we see Siobhan Hunter in lingerie folding clothes. Then Billy Dee comes inside and talks to her. The two make small talk and then go to an average 1980s bedroom and begin to make out a little. That of course leads to sex, and Siobhan Hunter gets head from Billy Dee to start. Siobhan Hunter is a tall brunette with a very girl next door look to her. She’s not completely shaved, she’s not a hard boy, and truly encompasses that “soft”, girl next door look, with B cup breasts, and a beautiful face, with light makeup. There’s a focus on foreplay before Billy Dee goes forward with no condom into Hunter. He’s not huge, and she’s partially shaved, so you see all of the movement into her. She moans slightly and the two have what is normal sex, nothing too fascinating here. It’s back and forth, she doesn’t seem to get that wet, and masturbates while he tries to get off. With reverse cowgirl things really get going, and the two start to have some chemistry with the sex, even though the music is annoying. Dee then announces that he’s going to cum and cums onto Hunter’s pubic hair, and then she blows him to the finish.

The screen fades back to the bar and we are taken back to talking. Viper and Byron talk a bit more about the past and they just talk about sex, etc.

After a few moments, we are taken to a pay phone in the back of the bar, or what appears to be near the bar, I’m not sure. It’s there that Siobhan Hunter and Mike Horner are talking, and then out of the blue, start to make out some. There’s a funky bass line and keyboard that starts playing, and then we start to see something grand go down. Siobhan Hunter and Mike Horner start working towards sex with a blow job to start things off. Hunter looks amazing here again, this time in a different dress, and her hair pulled back a little. Horner gets Hunter wet and then starts to have sex, starting with doggy style. It’s a good overall sexual moment, but the two don’t go very long and Horner cums on her backside. The director didn’t move the camera back much, so you really just see the friction and the sex, before Horner answers a pay phone and that’s it. This was heavily cut or just didn’t last too long, I’m not sure which one. It was ok at best, and Hunter is a beautiful woman.

For the final two scenes, we get Billy Dee and Joey Silvera going to have sex with Viper. It doesn’t start that way though. It starts with Viper dancing, then blowing Billy Dee after a while. There’s a build up of music that comes through and it’s all instrumental overall. Then we see Viper really getting into her blow job with Dee, and Silvera steps aside. After some oral, she gets on top for Reverse Cowgirl and that is really good. It’s a sexy look and scene, and Viper starts to moan a great deal and gets really hot for this option. She really does well here in reverse cowgirl, while Joey Silvera waits for his turn. After some time, Joey Silvera tags in and has sex with Viper. She’s wearing black heels, and the two go forward with hard, fast sex, after Billy Dee lets loose. The ending sequences has Viper’s legs nearly over her head and it’s quite good, and really sexy to watch. Silvera does well with Viper here, and eventually cums, and she is all about it. Silvera and Viper have some real chemistry towards the end, and it makes for a great ending sequence if you ask me.

The sex stops, and the scene ends, roll credits.

I give “Viper’s Place” a 3 out of 5.


Overall, the movie isn’t that bad. It has some bright spots, a good premise, some nice sets, but the sex is mechanical until the end. Viper makes the final sequence work with Billy Dee and Joey Silvera, but other than that, the sex is a bit too lackluster, with the exception of the women’s scene. The lesbian scene was good, but everything else was a bit boring, and hum drum. I can’t give this a higher rating, but that ending definitely lifted it, alongside the bar set.

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Friday, March 23, 2018

More Sorority Stewardesses (1995) Review

More Sorority Stewardesses (1995) Poster
Going back to the 1990s, we are going to be looking at a sequel to a movie that features a great deal of awesome women, and men. If you’re a fan of the 1990s porno world, then you’ll no doubt like the line up that is found with this movie. This movie came out in 1995, and it’s called “More Sorority Stewardesses”. This movie was directed by Jim Holliday, and was distributed through Plush Entertainment. If you’ve seen Jim Holliday’s work before, then you’ll no doubt like this one, as he’s got an eye for sex movies, and it’s on display here again. The movie stars J.R. Carrington, Peter North, Felecia, Kylie Ireland, Sandi Beach, T.T. Boy, Joey Silvera, Hailey Davidson, Kirsty Waay, Nina Hartley, and even Jim Holliday in a non sex role. As I read that Craigslist personals has shut down, I am reviewing this option as something quite interesting to say the least, trying to take my mind off the idea that I will probably never talk to a lot of people online.

I have to admit, I didn’t want to review anything, the shutdown of Craigslist rocked me. But then again, I have a job to do, so let’s get into it.

The opening of this movie starts with Peter North talking to a red head. That immediately switches within a minute, to showing off some sex, and I’m not sure who it was. Then we see another money shot occur, and I realize that what we are seeing is just a preview of what the movie is going to have. In between the shots we see Joey Silvera talking to his nurses. Then we go back and forth to the sequences a little, and it’s interesting to see. Perhaps this is a throwback to the original movie? I don’t remember, but it’s a lot of quick close ups of what is to come or at least some hardcore focused elements with a little bit of a Rockabilly soundtrack to boot.

At the four minute mark Peter North, Joey Silvera, and TT Boy are talking and then the camera cuts to introduce all of the women in the movie. This is done with a cheesy focused music underneath, but for the most part it’s tame. It reminds me of the original movie, and I recall reviewing that one too. You start to forget all of the movies that you review after so many, but if you search on the left of this blog, you’ll find that I’ve talked about the original and even “Car Wash Angels” which is a favorite of mine.

The conversation ends and we are sent to a hot tub room. That’s where J.R. Carrington and Peter North are talking, and that leads to making out. The music here sucks, it’s a surf rock instrumental that is not that great. The set is a sauna with a hot tub in it, and it’s really cheesy. J.R. Carrington is a hot blonde, is shaved, and has extra large breasts, enhanced lips, and kind of reminds me of Carmella from the WWE. She’s tan, has big breasts, and really looks hot. If you’re into blondes, you’ll love her. Peter North gets things rolling by getting hard and then getting oral. Carrington gives good oral here, and then the tables turn and North starts to get into the action, giving Carrington a great deal of pleasure by going down on her. This goes for a few moments before North goes in without a condom. This starts easy enough, while the hot tub keeps going. The two go through a couple of positions and Carrington keeps asking for North to go harder, and eventually he does, and the two have anal at one point. The music is terrible, mind you, and the hot tub keeps roaring. The camera stays in with the action, and Carrington moans a great deal, while still wearing her swimsuit, breasts exposed. After a while, North finishes things off with a money shot into Carrington’s face, and she licks spits, and blows him after the fact. It’s a great finish, and a good start to this adult movie.

The plot moves a little and we see a couple talking, and then we hear from the loud speaker that the school is now a charter school. It’s an interesting sentiment for the most part, to get a plot in. But after the announcement we see Felecia and Kylie Ireland talking. The two start talking about sex, and then they get into the action, as you know it’s going to happen.

Felecia and Kylie Ireland talk about sex, and then they start to kiss. Felicia is a thin, short, brunette with small breasts. Kylie Ireland has enhanced breasts, blonde hair, and is young here. A long way away from where she becomes a milf in the porno world. The two here start slowly, and the music kicks in, before they start to kiss. The music is an acoustic melody, the set is the bunk bed area of the set from the previous film, and they start to kiss and get undressed. The scene doesn’t last too long and it’s honestly just a lot of oral, fingers, and then friction. They are interesting to look at, they get wet, they seem to really get into it, but it’s not nearly as passionate as the first initial sex scene for this movie. That’s not to say that it’s bad, it’s just a bit different. The two look good and if you’re a fan of girl on girl action, this may suffice, but I’ve seen way better.

After the sex we start to look at the hallway of the school and there are two women talking. They start talking about history. I kid you not, it’s a U.S. History lesson. There’s a little sequence where see a blonde playing with herself, then we go to the phones with Joey Silvera and he’s in the middle of a radio contest, and he’s having a bit of trouble talking. There’s a candy striper there, and TT Boy comes through to interrupt at one point. The scene ends and we are taken to where the stewardesses are and they are all dressed up and just kissing a little here and there. Then we are taken to another office. There’s an office where T.T. Boy is talking to some random dude. Then we are taken to a bedroom where a bunch of women are talking, and that’s it. Nothing too crazy.

The camera cuts and there we see T.T. Boy getting blown by Sandi Beach. I don’t think I’ve seen Sandi Beach before, but I have seen plenty of T.T. Boy’s work. Here he is already naked when we join the two. There’s a soft rock tune playing, and we are in the dorm rooms of the school like we were before. Sandi Beach is a blonde with large breasts, and a cute face, with nice curves and a good overall look. She’s attractive, and T.T. Boy gets hard to start. There’s a condom in this one, T.T. Boy puts one on, and Beach gets on top for the ride. She doesn’t take off her bra in this one to start, and we see the two go through a few positions overall. WE do see a little bit of her nipples at one point, and she moans a little until T.T. Boy cums on her face. She has her mouth closed and doesn’t seem to want to get any on her, and it’s obvious the two didn’t have a lot of chemistry for this scene. It works well enough, but you can tell that this was not something that the two were that into.

We get through some sequences and we again see the women talking, and then we are sent to Joey Silvera pulling an alarm. The alarm wakes up all of the girls and they scream and run out of the building naked. Not sure why but it is just a drill. Joey Silvera and T.T. Boy are shown in another room and they are just in scrubs talking about random things. Then we go to the pool and more talking. There’s no major sex or plot just random actresses talking. After some random moments, we are taken to an exam room where Kylie Ireland and Joey Silvera are talking. They are doing some homework together or something, and they just talk about astronomy.

After doing some reviewing of the course materials for school, Joey Silvera and Kylie Ireland get close. Kylie Ireland takes off her top, and Joey Silvera drops to his knees to start giving her oral. Kylie is young here, and almost looks like Jenna Jameson’s sister, while Joey is looking a bit old, but he’s still got the moves. Ireland’s got a runway shaved, and augmented breasts. After going down on Ireland, Silvera gets a turn to have oral and Ireland goes through the motions quite well. Silvera isn’t a huge guy downstairs, but Ireland makes it seem that way with a lot of attention to what she is doing. Silvera puts on a condom and then starts to have sex with Ireland, as she moans a little, we are taken to the penetration point and it’s not great nor is it bad. This condom is thick too, and seems to be rolling up or ribbed or something, it’s weird. The two go through some positions and it’s not bad, it’s just lacking chemistry. After going through doggy style, and then getting through the motions of sex, things seem to be working well enough and Silvera finishes. This is a sterile type of sex scene, and Silvera finishes on Ireland’s butt, and that’s that.

The next parts of the movie shows talking, with different women, and men, as well as Silvera saying congratulations to people, and more. It’s a forced scene, and it’s funny to see this. It’s bad, like really bad. I was laughing hard. Then out of the blue, Nina Hartley claims that it’s time to party, and we are taken to a motel room. In a seedy motel room we see a few women start give one another oral, and then the camera pans out to show that there’s more to this. The ending scene is an orgy scene that features, Hailey Davidson, Kirsty Waay, Nina Hartley, Peter North, and T.T. Boy. This scene goes for quite a bit, and it’s mainly the two getting into the action while other use dildos, and it’s just your average sex scene. There’s some moaning, there’s some sex, but it’s just a little sterile at times. Sure, there’s no condoms, and it’s a fun little romp, but it’s just average at best. It’s almost like they were just phoning it in for the most part. There’s too much going on for the scene’s own good, and the rockabilly soundtrack doesn’t help at all. Nina Hartley blowing Peter North is interesting, but her technique seems a bit lame. At the one hour and 23 minute mark, we see money shots on both sides of a bed, and the camera focuses on Hartley, and then she blows North after he cums, which is the best part of this scene. T.T. Boy is getting blown but North gets the best one here.

The scene cuts and we are taken to Joey Silvera talking to a set of bones. Then we end the movie and the credits roll. Not exactly a great one, but then again what sequel is great in porno? Not this one that’s for sure.

I give “More Sorority Stewardesses” a 2 out of 5.


There’s nothing that saves this movie for me. Well, the Peter North scene with Carrington was good. But other than that, this wasn’t that great. It was a standard porno with the guys phoning it in, and Holliday’s unique visual style. Other than that, it’s not grand. I’d recommend it if you’re a fan of the series and you’re a big fan of Jim Holliday, but other than that, I’d skip it.

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