Nurses Do It With Care (1995) Review

Nurses Do It With Care (1995) DVD Cover 

After taking some time to go to the 1980s, we are now going to be visiting the mid 1990s where I first discovered porno. It’s in the 1990s that a lot of great elements started in pornography, and if you’re a fan of that era, then you’ll most likely like what I’m going to be reviewing today. The year was 1995, and I was just a teen, and was watching Spice Network illegally. The movie I will be reviewing today is “Nurses Do It With Care”. The movie was released in 1995, and was directed by Sky Henderson. It was distributed by Erotic Video Network, and it stars a few lesser known names in porn, and one legend, at least from what I can remember. The movie stars Barbara Doll, Dallas, Daphne, Dave Hardman, Jordan Lee, Kyle Stone, Rick Masters, Rod Towers, and Roxanne Hall. I’m a big fan of nurses, by the way, I’m not sure what it is, but I love nurse porno movies, and well, here’s another one for review. Most of these are terrible, but could the 1995 release give me a better push forward? Let’s find out with this review featuring nurses.

Finally, a movie with that deep bass line that everyone makes fun of when they talk about porno! “Nurses Do It With Care” opens up with a deep bass line and it’s quite funky. There’s a few keyboard notes and a little bit of a push towards chimes it seems, but it’s bass heavy, and it’s a true first for this blog. I’m stunned by the fact that there’s a heavy bass line to start, and it’s quite awesome. This gets an immediate plus one just for that entry point. The credits roll and then we are sent to the movie. The movie is shot on professional grade cameras, and it perhaps was one of the last movies to be shown in movie theaters. The film grain makes this feel like a “real” movie, which I appreciate.

The movie starts with a surgery ward, and the set looks like your average doctor’s office. The man is getting a penile enlargement, and they discuss how the patient may become erect and will need a blow job. One of the nurses obliges, but instead goes to the doctor and gives him a blow job. A funny sequence, but then the doctor says that she is supposed to give one to the patient, which she then obliges.

Jordan Lee gives Dave Hardman a blow job while he’s on a hospital bed. She is fully clothed, the doctor is still in the room and another nurse is there too. The music starts to get really tense, and we are shown a close up of the blow job. She keeps blowing until the doctor says that she needs to go for a more drastic approach, and that’s when she takes off her pants and gets on top to ride Dave Hardman. The sequence starts with a silent Hardman, but eventually moves forward to something a bit more eccentric with Hardman and Lee getting into it, and the music turning into a bas heavy keyboard tune. Lee moans a bit towards the end, and Hardman eventually cums. Jordan Lee is a brunette with large breasts, although you really only see her assets for the most part cause she stays in one position through the whole sequence.

After the sex, the nurses say that the operation was a success and that they did it, they saved the patient through sex. The scene fades to black and we are taken to another room in the hospital.

In the room a lawyer and the main doctor get into an argument about the penile enlargement surgeries that are going on and that the hospital has to cut back. The two argue a bit, and it seems like they are going to have to stop working through the motions of the surgeries. After this the screen fades and we are taken to a bedroom where a couple is hanging out. The set has your average set, with terrible blinds, brown sheets. Daphne and Rod Towers talk, and they go through some terrible lines, before the music kicks in and they start the next scene. Rod Towers looks like he has a sickness, but hey that’s just my two cents.

Daphne begins to make out with Rod Towers in bed, and that highlights the next big sex scene here. Daphne is a redhead with large breasts, slightly tanned skin, and was present during the sequence in the first part of the movie. During this sensual scene we get a slow momentum into the sex, with Daphne wearing lingerie, garters, and a bra. She takes her bra off to reveal extremely large enhanced breasts as the musical interlude kicks into a jazzy tune. Rod Towers looks like a friend of James Ellsworth, an amateur almost, and is a lucky guy to be with Daphne. This sequence is the epitome of mechanical. No condoms, but Daphne takes control and is just going through the motions. Meanwhile, Towers doesn’t get hard right away, and it’s pretty funny to see a guy that isn’t hard trying to get help, and eventually getting there thanks to a blow job. Daphne is completely shaved for this scene. Towers eventually gets it up and he goes through the motions of sex here. They go through a few positions, the music is sensual, the lighting isn’t bad, and there is a little moaning towards the end, but overall, this is just a lackluster sex scene that doesn’t at all seem like the two have any sort of chemistry together. It’s just a lousy example of porno sex, but then again, it happens. Rod Towers eventually cums on Daphne’s pubic region for the money shot, and that’s the end for the most part. It’s lackluster in nearly every way.

After a quick cut, we go to the medical office where another surgery is going to take place. Mr. Cutback, the lawyer is going to get the procedure done next. After it’s immediately finished, the nurses are asked to help the patient, and we are back into the sex.

Dallas, Daphne, Kyle Stone, and Rick Masters get involved in a sex scene in the doctor’s office. The music is a little jazz, blues number, and it’s not half bad. It’s guitar driven, and it sounds like it’s all done on keyboards, as it almost sounds like video game music at one point. The scene starts with the two women blowing the patient. The women here includes Daphne, the red head, and Dallas. Dallas is a dirty blonde with red lipstick, and the looks of a California girl, with natural breasts. She gets on top of the patient for the rid, while the doctor gets it on with Daphne in a corner of the office. This sex scene is a little better than the one before it, but the camera wanders a bit, and it’s an odd direction. At one point Daphne gets anal done, and that doesn’t let the doctor go very long before he cums, then puts it back into her butt. Meanwhile the patient is getting ridden with one of the nurses on top, and that’s it.

The scene ends, and it’s not bad. It’s standard, with the actors doing ok, but lacking that chemistry that makes porno so good. There’s a few jokes thrown in for good measure, but it’s lackluster, the women don’t have much chemistry, and just seem bored. The screen fades to black and we are taken to another room where we see a random dude sitting around.

The next sequence features Barbara Doll, Roxanne Hall and Dave Hardman. Hardman is initially just in the recovery room talking to Barbara Doll. She comes in with a candy striper’s uniform and is a brunette with small breasts, a thin, pale frame, and red lipstick. She gives Hardman a handjob to start, then Roxanne Hall comes in to help. Roxanne Hall has aged a bit since the last time I saw her in a movie, and she’s still got that long dirty blonde hair, and is natural overall, but she’s older, and seasoned in the industry at this point. The women start to kiss and take off their clothes, while Hardman works his way to give one of the ladies oral. Hardman looks like a 1960s pop music star, with a stupid hair cut. The sex is ok, with things going straight to doggy style and then into anal outright. Hardman gets stiff fast, and then goes straight to anal in one of the close ups and he seems to be having an issue pushing it all the way in at first, but eventually gets it done. It’s tight, and it shows, but eventually gets it done. There’s “fake” moaning throughout, and one woman gives oral to the other as Hardman goes for anal with Doll. Doll gives Hall oral, and the music here is a soft piano tune with long pauses between the notes. Eventually Hardman cums on Doll’s butt and that’s it. This is a very lackluster scene, and something that just didn’t seem natural or with anything of great chemistry. The screen fades to black and we move forward.

We are taken to the office of Mr. Cutback, the lawyer. He calls a nurse to talk to him about some rumors. He gets mad that people are talking about his penis, and that he got the surgery. But the nurse says that he shouldn’t be so mad. She wants to see it, so then he whips it out. To be fair, it’s not big at all. It’s average size at best.

There’s a heavy bass line that begins again, and it’s the opening song yet again for this final sex scene. The bass is awesome, and it’s going to stick in my head for a long time. Jordan Lee starts to give Rick Masters oral for this sex scene. Kyle Stone shows up and interrupts for a second, but then Jordan Lee invites him to join the process. Jordan Lee, Kyle Stone, and Rick Masters get into a threeway sex scene. At one point, however, Masters loses his erection, and has to get it back up. Stone is there, though, and he gets up a bit faster, so that the director can focus on that for a second. In this sequence we see the guys take turns with Jordan Lee, wearing garters and lingerie, and of course no condoms. She is a lot louder than any other performer in the movie, and it is a true ending sequence that features a lot of moaning, and even screaming at one point. She blows a dude, while getting nailed on the other end, and it’s not a bad sequence. The music gets distracting with the heavy bass line at one point, but if you can focus on anything else, you’re going to hear the noises of sex. Rick Masters is pathetic in this scene, he’s not hard for the most part, it’s nearly criminal and he even tries to get it up and it’s not happening, so the director focuses on Stone instead, and he eventually cums on Lee’s chest. Masters eventually recovers at the end, and cums on Lee’s face, and that’s that. It’s BS if you ask me. They said that they were going to name the hospital the Big Dick Clinic, or something like that, and that’s the end. The credits finish and we are done with another movie.

I give “Nurses Do It With Care” a 2 out of 5.

This movie would be rated less, but the bass line heavy music at the start and finish of the movie was great. The sex is bad, like really bad. However, the film grain and the musical score make it kind of cool to watch, so I’ll give it that. It didn’t really move my needle at all, but it’s interesting to see, and I love nurse porn, so I’ll give it a 2 out of 5 and nothing else.

Priceless (1995) Review

Priceless (1995) Poster 

Today we head the year 1995 for a movie that was no doubt featured on the Spice Network. This movie has a “who’s who” of mid 1990s porno actors, and it is an interesting premise if you’re into film noir. Although, this is not in black and white. I know, I just contradicted myself, and it happens. This movie was distributed by Wicked Pictures, and was directed by Jim Enright. It is called, “Priceless” and it was released in 1995 as a 99 minute feature. The stars of this movie include, Holly Body, Jenna Jameson, Jonathan Morgan, Krista Maze, Misty Rain, Peter North, Roxanne Hall, Sophia Ferrari, Steven St. Croix, and Tony Tedeschi. There are only six scenes here, and it’s very much a plot driven movie. If you’re a fan of any of these actors, then you probably have this movie on your radar, and if not, you most likely want to know how Jenna Jameson did with Peter North. If you read her book, you’ll note that she stated that Peter North ripped her open with his penis, and it was one of the hottest and toughest ones to work with because of size. That’s what she wrote in her autobiography, so here we go, going into a movie where the two worked together.

We start with a narration from Peter North. We see him driving in Los Angeles in a red convertible. He’s a private detective, and he talks about how his business has been quite tough to work with. He states that he doesn’t have a lot of money, and that his office was a crappy place in Hollywood. There’s a bit of film grain on this one, and at times you can see the camera in the opening elements, but overall, you get a good sense of production. It’s about as good as a soap opera. When Peter North’s character arrives at his office in Hollywood, he walks in and there waiting for him is a woman in leopard print workout gear. HE takes his coat off and doesn’t say a word, because this is going to turn into sex, no doubt.

Holly Body and Peter North start to make out at his desk inside a standard office set. Holly Body has medium length hair and is tanned, with large enhanced breasts. She is a good looking California woman with a tan, and a tight body. She isn’t that tall, and complements Peter North quite well overall. He doesn’t get hard right away, but Body starts to get on her knees, disrobes North and starts to blow him within 3 minutes of the movie starting. There’s a smooth jazz soundtrack underneath the sounds of North and Body’s movements. After Body gives North oral for a while, he goes to take her clothing off, and reveals that she has black heels on to make her look taller. They get on his desk and he starts to move down her body. At the 6 minute mark it sounds like someone farts, and Body breaks character, which is a funny blooper to see. She’s not completely shaved, trimmed, and has just a landing strip that’s been manicured a bit. North goes in for oral, and the music intensifies as you hear the two moan a bit as they go through the preliminary motions of sex. North enters Boddy slowly, and it’s apparent that she’s either not wet, or she’s really tight and he’s very large. Either way, he starts slowly and then carries on faster at the desk. After some time there, they move to a brown couch and Body’s extra large breasts hang out as she rides on top of North. She’s not that loud, and North moans a bit more than she does. There’s no condoms here, and the music is quite compelling, looping like a video game as the two have sex in a damp office. This is a slow moving sex scene, mind you, neither one sweating it, and just going through the motions of sex. It gave me half a chub at one point, but that’s because Holly Body is quite gorgeous. The two go through a few positions before Peter North delivers a world famous money shot all over Body’s breasts. It’s a quality load and honestly the best part of this sex scene. Body and North just didn’t seem to have a lot of chemistry is all, but it’s a workable scene none the less.

The scene ends and the two start to put their clothes on. Holly Body reminds me of Tiffany Amber Theisen. It turns out that she’s an escort. Jenna Jameson shows up at the office and begins to talk to Peter North about how she needs some help with an investigation. Jenna is a horrible actress, of course. North is a far better actor here, and that’s a testament to the length of time he’s been in the business. Jenna of course is young, tight, and thin. She comes in with a bright green business suit on, with a mini skirt that lets her legs show off. She comes in and asks for North to investigate that she is innocent of killing her boss. She says she has no money, and that if she’s found innocent she will pay him. North then agrees to take the gig, and the two start to talk about the bigger plot. This is a fully plot driven movie, mind you. The two talk and the director shows up two women talking on a couch, and then we hear that they were all part of a larger story in which they were going to get a promotion alongside Jameson’s character, and that some wanted it more than others.

The scene shifts and we see Misty Rain, Roxanne Hall, and Tony Tedeschi engaged in oral sex. Tony is wearing sunglasses while the two women double up on his penis. Roxanne Hall and Misty Rain are both brunettes and they both have a great deal of make up on. The cameras goes in deep on what they are doing, and it almost looks surreal, like it’s too close, but the women seem to really like what they are doing, and Tony is not complaining of course. I’m surprised he didn’t blow his load during this sequence, as I’d probably have been through the roof a few times. Hall and Rain both are starts in their own rights, with firm bodies, tanned, dark eyes, luscious lips, completely shaved, and really loud throughout. They moan a great deal as they take turns getting action from Tony. Tony Tedeschi is an allstar, getting hadr quickly, and entering both women at separate times while even dishing out oral on one at one point as well. This is a sequence of three people that seem to actually like what they are doing, and the chemistry seems real as the three engage in sex. The moaning reaches a bit orchestral points at around 30 minutes, and one has to wonder if they aren’t just playing it up, but hey, it’s porno right? After some back and forth, going between women and normal sex, the camera fades a bit and we go to the money shot where Tony delivers a load onto the chest of one of the women and that’s the end of this scene. A good sequence, with the camera very close to the action all the time, and not really straying away from it, which is a bit odd considering. You could barely see the set.

We go back to Jenna Jameson and Peter North talking and getting the story forward. We see Tony in glasses and a gun appears, and boom, Tony’s dead. Peter North and Jenna discuss more about the case and it seems like Jameson is going to be going to jail. But North accepts the case and we start to get back into the action.

Peter North drives to a random apartment in Hollywood. He drives a red convertible, and narrates the next step. The apartment complex is your standard Hollywood location, nothing crazy, just an apartment complex with screen doors, long staircases, and doors that face the outside world. We go from the exterior to the interior and it looks like a showroom floor for a furniture shop. Peter North goes in with a trench coat and starts to grill what I assume is Misty Rain. She then talks about how she had sex with Jenna Jameson, and we cut to their lesbian sex that occurred one day. (Remember this is a murder mystery)

The scene shifts and we are shown candlelight on a set with a green and beige couch. It’s striped, and the women here wear lingerie. The two women are Misty Rain and Jenna Jameson kissing and rubbing up against each other for lesbian sex. The lighting is great here, and the sequence isn’t half bad. The two have stellar chemistry together and great technique. One thing that men can learn from these lesbian scenes sometimes is how to perform oral. It’s not fast and to the point, it’s slow, it teases, and moves a great deal around the body of the woman. Jenna shakes, contracts, moans, and even screams at one point. If you’re a fan of hers you’ll love the back and forth that she has with Misty Rain as the two really get into the role here, and the camera is just there to capture it all. It’s definitely one of the better non-toy lesbian sex scenes that I’ve seen in a long time. Of course, I take that notion back because at the 43 minute mark or so there’s a double headed dildo introduced and the two share it, which is quite the visual. The music is a smooth jazz loop, and the lighting is great altogether, making this scene quite enjoyable for the stars and the audience alike. This goes on for a while, and then we fade back to the interview with North and Rain.

After the meeting we go with Jenna Jameson and Peter North to the Psychic Eye business. It’s in Hollywood and the two are in broad daylight. They simply park and go into the psychic’s place of work and we go inside to see what’s going on. Jenna Jameson doesn’t want to go through with the fortune reading, and she ends up having to deal with it. Peter North cajoles her to do it, and she obliges.

We go into the psychic’s area and we end up seeing a film noir element. Jenna Jameson and Peter North are in jail, with a black and white showcase. This is the best part of the movie, and the two act really well. I’m shocked at how well this scene was shot, and the jail set. Jenna Jameson, acts very well here, and I am surprised. I loved it. The throwback to cinema noir is fascinating. After reading Jameson’s palm, the psychic states that North didn’t save Jameson in a past life. The two leave the Psychic’s office and North narrates some more, pushing the rest of the movie’s plot a bit. What’s funny is that at the 52 minute mark, we see a man looking at them, and he’s smoking, and doesn’t even realize that it’s Peter North and Jenna Jameson in front of him. Funny how that works.

The scene moves back to Peter North, and he narrates. He talks about the past, and shows that a murder occurred in the past and the woman looks exactly like Jenna Jameson. It turns out that the psychic was right! Such a cool tie in. I should’ve grabbed some popcorn at this point because the plot was thickening, and the sex was secondary to the plot of this movie. If you’re really into plot based movies, then hell, this is going to work well for you because it’s not all about the sex, and there’s a lot of plot and narration that you have to get through to finish this one.

Peter North returns to the psychic. The psychic says that North has to wait so that he can finish reading someone’s fortune. He talks to Jonathan Morgan. Jonathan Morgan is funny character actor in porn. The psychic tells him that he may not live to enjoy the money that he has garnered. The psychic says that he’s going to meet a dark haired woman and they are going to get it on. Then comes in a heavy bass line, and a jazzy beat, because we are going to get some sex. Meanwhile, Peter North is in the waiting room, but hey, who cares, right?

Sophia Ferrari plays the psychic here. I forgot to mention that earlier. Anyways, she disrobes in front of Jonathan Morgan and the two are destined to have sex on the psychic’s table. Jonathan Morgan and Sophia Ferrari start with oral, and she moans with delight as he goes in for oral. Sophia Ferrari is a latino woman, has a bit of trimmed pubic hair, black hair, an accent, and breast implants. She’s loud, and really moves with Jonathan’s movements here. After she gives him a bit of oral, and really gets wet, we see things progress to sex. It should be noted that at the 58 minute mark, Morgan isn’t all the way hard, as though he came already, but he stays in the scene anyway. This is a weird director’s decision, but we’ll go with it I guess. The scene keeps switching between the sex and Peter North in the waiting room. After some time, Ferrari and Morgan start to have sex on the table of the psychic, and they go through a few positions. It’s standard sex, with just a few moans here and there rather than the loud starting line. They seem to lack real chemistry, and Ferrari is just going through the motions of sexual intercourse. Morgan of course is a good guy here, so he delivers, but overall this scene lacks a bit of chemistry. At a certain point there’s anal, and that lasts a bit, with Morgan really diving into the role. The anal aspect is interesting to look at, but eventually he finishes on Ferrari’s tongue and she licks it up, and that’s the end. She spits it out on herself, and that’s it. The scene ends and we go back to the front where Peter North is waiting.

In the psychic’s office we go back to the past. We again see a noir scene with Jenna Jameson and Peter North and the two discuss a different case. A time when Jameson’s husband was cheating on her. North narrates and he discusses the case at the time. We go back and forth to North and the psychic and it’s fascinating to see. This plot driven movie goes into the cinema noir, hard boiled detective case. He describes a case of love at first sight, and how the two ended up in a car making out. This is where we see Jenna Jameson and Peter North making out in a cinema noir style focused scene. They stop themselves before they have sex, and while North narrates, we get more of the story from the 1940s.

While in the psychic’s office we once again go to the past, after a transition to the present where North proclaims his love for Jenna’s character. In the past, we hear a saxophone play and some keys and drums before Jenna walks into a room and sees her husband cheating on her.

In a throwback to cinema noir, we see a complete black and white scene featuring Krista Maze and Steven St. Croix having sex. Krista Maze is a thin, natural breasted, brunette, and St. Croix is a mainstay in porn from the 1990s. Krista Maze reminds me of the girls that used to frequent Santa Monica malls when I was a teenager. Jenna’s character watches this all go on as the saxophone goes wild, and it’s an interesting music choice to the sex. The sex starts slowly, with oral between both performers. This is a very sensual and slow moving starting line. No condoms used here, and St. Croix’s signature speed picks up at around the one hour and 15 minute mark. The two have good chemistry, having sex on a table in a restaurant. There’s authentic sounds of sex, and beads of sweat forming on the two as they go through the motions of different positions. On a bar stool, after some time, St. Croix goes in hard and you really see Krista Maze cum, right before St. Croix pulls out and cums on her pubic region, which is nearly all shaved. It’s a scene that is quite good, and the two have great chemistry.

We then get more narration from Peter North. We hear more of the story and he visits the apartment from earlier with Misty Rain. He uncovers the case! He points at Roxanne Hall, and then goes through the motions of his best “Columbo” routine, asking just one more question. He acts very well here while the women aren’t that great, just standing there and receiving the information. After this we transition to another scene.

Here we find Peter North and Jenna Jameson at an alley behind a night club. The same one where the original murder occurred from the 1940s. North talks to Jameson’s character about the bigger issue, and then he tells her about how he figured out the case and much more. The two talk on the hood of his car, and she reaches in and kisses north.

Peter North and Jenna Jameson start to make out on the hood of a car in an alley with bright lights and an interesting motif. These two have a little chemistry together, and it’s certainly a good overall sex scene. If you’re a fan of Jameson, then you’ll know that it takes her a little while to start cumming and getting really into the sex. In this one, she doesn’t get all in until the two get on the floor for doggy in which Jameson starts to really scream. North’s cardio helps him here because he does a majority of the work and doesn’t even break a sweat. After a lengthy session Jameson pushes her breasts together and he cums on her. The two kiss, as he cums a load on her and the film fades to black, and we see the credits role. There’s not much to be said about this one, it’s a good ending scene, and the two seem to get into the sex towards the end, while at the beginning it’s a bit mechanical overall. It’s an interesting little romantic, plot driven gem with some interesting photography, noir elements, and Jameson’s acting in the jail cell makes it worth it. The photos from this shoot are incredible, mind you, and it’s fascinating to see how beautiful Jameson can be in the still shots when she’s not engaged in sex.

I give “Priceless” a 5 out of 5.

After mulling it over, I have to say that this is the perfect type of porno movie for my personal tastes. It’s plot driven, attention is given to that aspect, and the sex is better than most. The opening scene alone is quite good, but there’s an enhancement of talent that goes through the film, until we get to that ending scene where Jameson and North really do well together. While the sex isn’t super long at times, it still has enough function to make this worth checking out.

You can purchase “Priceless” or stream it by clicking here and seeing what a 5 out of 5 star porno movie is all about. I don’t give many 5 out of 5 ratings, but this one did a lot of great things to make it worth checking out.