Blue Movie (1995) Review

One of the best movies in the lexicon of adult cinema is that of Blue Movie. This was released in 1995, and it stars a lot of talent from the era. “Blue Movie” came out in 1995, and it stars Rebecca Lord, Steven St. Croix, Jenna Jameson, Tera Heart, Alex Sanders, Dallas Whitacker, Tony Tedeschi, Lana Sands, Jeana Fine,  TT Boy, Jenna Jameson, and Jordan St. James. The movie is shot on film, and the sets are all very well designed. This is an expensive adult movie, and it shows from the start to finish, including the soundtrack which features full orchestral moments. 

The movie opens up in a doctor’s office. A psychiatrist is talking to Steven St. Croix and she wants to get to the bottom of why he dresses like a woman. He says a few things, but the doctor wants more. 

Scene 1. Rebecca Lord, Steven St. Croix

Rebecca Lord is beautiful, has brown hair that is tied up as she is playing a doctor, and is not all the way shaved. She gets eaten out by Steven St. Croix to start the sex, and it’s a good bit of cunnulingus to begin the movie. The set design here is good, the soundtrack is fine, and we move forward into our X-rating fast. However, this doesn’t move forward into sex, instead it moves into the second scene, a cut away to something a bit different. 

Scene 2. Jenna Jameson

The movie shifts gear and while the credits roll we see a nude Jenna Jameson in a bed with fog machines going, candlelight, and her hands moving through to feel herself. This is contrasted with artsy scenes that have nothing to do with the plot, including blue balls that seem to talk to her. She plays with the blue ball and that’s that, an oddly erotic sequence without sex, as we get forward progress to a wake up. 

Plot point: Jenna takes a phone call, and she is told that she is supposed to be getting a story about a random dude. The story is about the “Legend of the Golden Oyster”, and the editor is yelling, and eating pickles of all things. Jenna Jameson’s character is in charge of getting a story, and that’s where the plot takes us. After getting caught trying to steal some information, we are taken to a backstage area, and the plot continues with the newspaper story thing. Make it through this, and you’re treated to the next sex scene, which seems to show a movie within a movie, and away we go again. 

Scene 3. Tera Heart, Alex Sanders

Tera Heart is just hanging out, when Alex Sanders shows up. Sanders is in full snowboarding gear while Heart is in heels and a bikini. Heart has brown hair and begins to blow Sanders immediately, giving him a great deal of attention. This starts somewhat timid if you ask me, and Heart’s skills are on display. She’s a thin brunette with nice breasts, and the camera takes time to move closer and further, with cuts highlighting expressions. The set here is that of a ski resort, and the music is orchestral. The two trade a lot of positions and we even get anal at one point, as the two actually seem to have some sort of chemistry. Fans of Heart will love to see her get some, and Sanders does well enough to keep the momentum going. There’s a facial to end things, and techno beats to move along as well. 

Scene 4. Dallas Whitacker, Tony Tedeschi

We move to another backstage segment, and this time Dallas Whitacker blows Tony Tedeschi. That’s the crux of this, while Jenna Jameson watches. Dallas is a blonde with an 1980s hair cut, and Tedeschi just receives oral and gets moving forward. This is a simple scene with a blow job at the center of it all. 

Scene 5. Lana Sands, Tony Tedeschi

Moving right along we end up seeing Tedeschi in a bar scene, where he gets blown by Lana Sands. Lana is a brunette that has tan skin, and Tedeschi moves forward with this fast. Sands is pretty, thin, and has natural breasts. The two have sex on the counter of a bar, and the music isn’t too bad. It’s a bit on the soft side, but Lana and Tedeschi go through the motions well enough. Anal occurs at one point, and Tedeschi puts it down with Lana moaning some. The bar background is not that much of a difference maker, and the movie continues with simple sex here. Not many positions, but a lot of close ups especially of the anal. 

Plot point: We get moving forward with the plot, and it’s about the Golden Oyster, as it gives unlimited power to the person that looks into it. The bar scene is just a film within a film, and we are driven to the next scene which is what many are going to be waiting for, and that’s Jenna and TT Boy, which she mentions in her book. 

Scene 6. Jenna Jameson, TT Boy

TT Boy and Jenna Jameson start things off with cunulingus, and then she blows him. If you read her book, then you’ll recall that this is the scene in which TT Boy got paid to climax more than once and she was surprised that he could do it. The overall sequencing here is good, and fans of Jenna are going to love the way the two work together with fast strokes and easy movements. 

Scene 7. Jeanna Fine, Jenna Jameson, Lana Sands

Just when you think you’re getting a story line, the movie moves again to just sex. That’s what the point is of these movies anyway. This time around you see Lana Sands, Jeanna Fine, and Jenna Jameson in a three way lesbian scene. The trio exchange kisses and cunnulingus throughout, while St. croix watches. It’s a tame scene in comparison to others, and it’s a nice change of pace. Nice set here, Roman in style, and we move forward to another scene. 

Scene 8. Dallas Whitacker, Tony Tedeschi

Dallas Whitacker enters and disrobes, then she gets on her knees and blows Tony Tedeschi. There’s not much to this scene in terms of story, the two just go straight forward into sex, and it’s not terrible. Tedeschi is a pro, and Whitacker has a wig on, and the two go through several positions together. The sex is somewhat robotic, and Tedeschi wears a condom for this one, but overall it is an adequate scene, with some nice music to boot. 

Scene 9. Jeanna Fine, Steven St. Croix

Next up we get a similar situation with Jeanna Fine and Steven St. Croix. From a blow job to cunnulingus to sex, we get a straight forward sex scene. It’s robotic, it isn’t that good, and honestly, perhaps the worst of the bunch in terms of sex in this movie. Jeanna Fine is hot, but ST. Croix is just a bit boring to watch here. 

Scene 10. Jordan St. James

The plot moves forward and we have no major continuity. We just go straight into a strip scene with Jordan St. James. Not before we get another look at blue balls, and that’s it. Jordan St. James strips, and well the credits roll. 

“Blue Movie” is a big budget sex movie, and it doesn’t fail to capture the imagination at times. However, in terms of good sex, it just lacks something. Sure, it is good in terms of it being shot on film, and the budget and sets. However, if you’re looking to get off, this is going to distract more than anything. 

I give “Blue Movie” a 3 out of 5. 

Pickup Lines 3 (1996) Review

Pickup Lines 3 (1996) Poster

We are staying in the 1990s for a gonzo production because it is next in our line up of movies to review. This time around we are going to be looking at a movie that was directed by Tom Stone, and features a lot of performers doing what you would expect from a porno. The distributer here is Odyssey, and the studio was Silverstone. The stars of this movie include Marine Cartier, Peter North, Lana Sands, Steve Drake, Demi Fairbanks, Jill Kelly, Vince Vouyer, Tony Martino, Michael J. Cox, Sean Rider, Lori Michaels, Tracy Love, and Ed Powers. While I don’t like gonzo porno movies, it’s still part of the industry, so we’ll have to review them sometime. These are established stars and we are venturing to 1996 for the movie, “Pickup Lines 3”.

The opening says that this is an Ed Powers presentation. Ed Powers is like a gate keeper for porno, and he was able to get on screen with a lot of women before they became huge stars. He’s a skinny guy with facial hair, a pony tail, and just a hairy body. This movie starts with him talking to the camera. He says that we are about to watch the third installment from the series, and he says that he will be in the bed with women. After we hear from Ed Powers we get into the credits and it shows all of the actors names that are in this movie alongside some “Myst” type of music.

The opening scene features a couple of girls on a boat, and some decent cinematography for the time. We see a guy jet skiing, and I can’t make out who it is, but he falls into the water. From there we are taken to a bathroom that is quite large. It shows Peter North showering. A woman shows up and it’s Marine Cartier, and she disrobes and joins him. Some jazzy music starts and the two stand in the shower together, and it’s not bad. Marine Cartier is a brunette with a fit body, and bikini tan line. She has a thin frame, small breasts, and a toned overall look, with a cute face.

Marin Cartier and Peter North start to make out in the shower, and we begin the sex. This is a very unique shower, and it’s very large. The two make out like they are old lovers, and it’s actually not a bad starting point. They seem to be very interested in one another, and for once, I was starting to get distracted a little. After some making out, we see Peter North giving oral to Cartier, before turning things around and getting on her knees for oral. She has a small mouth, and it shows, making North look huge because of it. The music is louder than the moaning here, but it’s still sensual. Cartier has a landing strip, and after some bathroom foreplay, the two move to the bedroom, and they start to engage in sex, with a condom. There isn’t much to this, there’s barely any switching of positions. The music is louder than the sounds of Cartier, and while North does well here, you can barely here Cartier moaning, which she is certainly doing. After some time in doggy style, Cartier catches a Peter North facial and that ends this scene. The facial is ok, and it’s actually a little boring. Not the best facial, Marin Cartier spits it all out and looks disturbed in receiving, even though she licks a little after the fact.

The music continues, but the scene ends. We are taken outdoors where Steve Drake and Lana Sands are enjoying a boat ride. The two enjoy the sun, until they stop to kiss and start the next sequence.

Steve Drake and Lana Sands start to kiss, and Sands starts to suck on Drake’s finger to signal the start of sex. Lana Sands is a skinny Asian looking woman, with small breasts, slightly shaved pubic region, and a look like she’s from Thailand of the Philippines. Steve Drake is a mainstay in porn, and at this point has been in the business for a long time. The sex is simple, starting with fingering, oral, and the music that is just looping at this point. You can kind of hear moaning, but it’s muted by the sounds of the music, which is a bad move if you ask me. We get oral from both partners here, and the camera doesn’t shy away from the sex. There’s no condom in this one, and while the scene is adequate, it’s lacking in passion, and sound. You don’t hear Sands very much, and you see Drake hasn’t shaved at all, so he looks like your average joe. The sex is fine, but not that great, and after a few positions, Drake delivers a facial and that’s it. This is a substandard sex scene compared to the opener, that’s for sure.

We move to another scene and it’s Peter North and his girlfriend at a random house. They invite Steve Drake and Lana Sands to come in and watch a porno. The television shows a couple of women outdoors, with the sunlight directly on them, and they are simply kissing.

The next sex scene features Demi Fairbanks, Jill Kelly, and Vince Vouyer. The music again keeps going, and it’s a jazzy beat with bongos, and an island motif. Jill Kelly of course is a tanned, large breasted blonde that is a staple in 1990s porno. Demi Faribanks is a brunette with a landing strip, tanned body, curves, and large breasts. Vince Vouyer doesn’t immediately enter the scene, he waits for things to work through with the women. The women go with oral to start, while Fairbanks wears sunglasses and has wet, short hair. Vince Vouyer starts with giving the women oral, one by one, then he gets the women to blow him, and they are still outdoors. Vouyer brings a truck into the picture so they go into the back of it, and start to work through the sex. No condom here, and just straight sex with a couple of positions, a little bit of moaning, and then the money shot which lands on both Fairbanks and Kelly. This is not the best Jill Kelly scene, mind you, even though she looks great here. Both Fairbanks and Kelly look uninterested at times, and Vouyer just is in work mode, and well, good for him, that lucky devil.

Up next we are taken to a dock that looks like Marina Del Rey. There a young woman talks to a random dude about his boat and he invites her to his place. She obliges, and we are taken to a condo or apartment near Marina Del Rey.

The two start to makeout, and get to a bedroom, a set that looks like your average 1990s apartment. Frankie Layne and Tony Martino are the two actors here, and they both are tanned, and hard bodies. Frankie Layne is an older blonde, and it shows, with a thin frame, and small breasts. Tony Martino is a tanned dude with nothing that makes him special except getting it up when it matters. Layne’s rib cage shows here, she’s that thin, and while this scene isn’t terrible, the music takes you away from it all. The sex is normal to say the least, nothing too crazy, a few positions here and there, some ok lighting, but a lack of budget plagues this one. The music again drowns out the moans that you’re going to hear from Layne, and while the two have a little chemistry you can tell that Martino is in “work mode” and so the two just don’t gel that well. After a while with normal sex, there is a point where you get anal. A closeup reveals no condom, and a landing strip, with Layne taking it all in from Martino. After some anal, we go in for the money shot, and Martino lands cum on Layne’s face, and the music finally stops. The soundtrack is very annoying for this movie, and I’d rather hear the moaning to be honest.

After the scene is over we see a woman cleaning a pool. She walks over to a couple of guys waiting for her, and they start making out. This scene features Casey, Michael J. Cox, and Sean Rider. Casey is a very young girl here, with brunette hair, and an average body. The two guys are nothing special, and the lighting is miserable here. It’s an outdoor scene and it starts with a great deal of kissing. Casey looks uncomfortable, and I wouldn’t be surprised if this is one of her first porno scenes. The two guys know what they are doing, and try to go slow here, with the music coming through quietly and taking over the cinemascope of the scene. Casey gets on her knees and starts giving oral, and we still have this awful music that is just like listening to wind chimes. Casey keeps looking at the camera, you don’t hear her moan, she is just a vessel at this point. It’s this type of porno (gonzo) that turns people into meat, and well, it’s just there, this is just a sex scene. Both guys look bored, Casey is doing her thing, but the guys are bored and it’s hilarious to see. There is no passion here, there’s no double penetration, and the scene ends with the guys throwing Casey into a pool. That’s it. What a terrible sequence.

Up next we see Lori Michaels in a convertible. It’s an expensive one too. She pulls over to pick up a hitchhiker, and it’s Vince Vouyer. She asks if Vince has a big penis, and then invites him to get into the car. She then lets him drive the car, and that’s it. We go back to her place, and the two start to make out.

This next sex scene features one of my favorite actresses, Lori Michaels. Lori Michaels starts to blow Vince Vouyer and the music here takes over, again making it a crappy scene, but with Lori Michaels, I’m all in. Lori Michaels is a thin, older looking brunette, and reminds me of someone I know. She has small hands, and a small mouth, and she looks passionately at Vince Vouyer as she takes it all in. There’s a bit of passion here, and something that is missing from the rest of the scenes. The set here is a random bedroom, with a red comforter, white walls, and nothing special to it. The two get on a bed and start having sex. Vince Vouyer puts on a condom, but through the sequence he holds his penis hard, and it looks as though he’s used a penis pump and wants to maintain his erection here. I’m not sure what’s going on, and at one point it looks like Lori wants him to go in deeper. She keeps checking to see if his condom is on, which is an odd thing to see, and while she does relax a little, the sex is normal, and nothing to really write home about. The two go through multiple positions, and eventually Vouyer can’t hold it in so he slips out and cums on Lori Michael’s face, and that’s the end. She blows him at the end and lets him cum, and then just takes it all in. Lori Michaels is one of my all time favorite porno actresses, so while this scene lacks a little gusto, it’s still worth watching, at least for me, and well I liked it.

After this scene is over, we are taken back to the Peter North apartment, and we see the women getting hot. They want to have sex, and well, the women exchange partners from earlier.

On a red comforter, we see Lana Sands, Marine Cartier, Peter North, and Steve Drake start to make out for a four way sex scene. The scene starts with the men giving oral to the women, and we hear a soundtrack of techno music start. This time it’s a little more quiet than the other scenes, and we get up close and personal with the oral. The lighting here is great, and the women are hot. Lana Sands giving Peter North a blow job is a premier element of this scene, and definitely a standout amidst this one. Marine Cartier is beautiful here, and is in a nice dress, and while I’m not a big fan of Steve Drake, she makes this one look great. There are no condoms here, and the majority of the sex is taken to a backseat because the director focuses on a wider lens. There’s a lot of oral, here, and not nearly as much asex, although there’s some insertion here and there. Cartier looks bored at one point, and while her and Sands create a good chemistry, the guys seem confused as to what they are doing at times. After some back and forth, position and partner changes, we get a money shot, and that’s it. Kind of a lackluster scene. The best part is definitely the starting point where Lana Sands is blowing Peter North, and she does well throughout, blowing him at the 1 hour 58 minute mark again and showing off her skills. It looks like Drake gets the money shot here, and while it’s adequate, it’s not as good as what Peter North can do, and well, that’s fine. This scene is not great, and the music once again muted the moaning. Peter North eventually gets a turn for the money shot, but the director doesn’t seem to show him that much, and he says, “Steve, I got your wife in the eye”.

The scene ends, and we are taken to a leopard print comforter. It’s here that Tracy Love is in a small sweater, and is talking to Ed Powers. She has no underwear, and Powers talks to her, interviewing her for this. Thracy Love is a cute girl, she has chubby cheeks, big red lips, colorful eyes, dirty blonde hair, and a thin frame with medium size breasts. She’s not that hot, honestly, but she must be new here.

After the initial interview with Ed Powers, Tracy Love starts to massage Powers. Ed Powers and Tracy Love engage in a little oral before starting to get into the sex. After the oral, Ed Powers gets into doggy without a condom. He’s not a huge guy, and he’s quite hairy. Tracy Powers is cute, and takes Powers deep. This scene has her moaning louder than the music, which is always interesting to hear, and it’s not a bad scene if you like gonzo, and amateur production. This stands out, as Powers at one point sticks 3 fingers in Love’s anus then goes for anal. During anal, Love really starts to moan, and while this is a dirty sex scene, it is true to life what goes on in the many different bedrooms of America and around the world. This is kind of like the bottom run of porno mind you, not really offensive, but not sexy at all. Two people that are not sexy having sex, and probably having more fun than you are. After a great deal of anal, Powers cums, and that’s the end. Love is a bit disturbed, and doesn’t seem to be having that much fun, looking at the camera, and trying to play up the ending, and that’s it. Powers is a lucky son of a gun, that’s for sure.

The scene ends and that’s it. Tracy Love really wants to be a part of the porn world, and isn’t satisfied here. You can tell. She’s attractive at the end, but overall, she’s just another actress that I’m sure will be forgotten.

I give “Pick Up Lines 3” a 2 out of 5.

Despite my appreciation for Lori Michaels, there’s nothing that can save me from giving this a higher rating. The music was too loud, the moaning wasn’t loud enough, and there was just something lacking in the movie. I liked it enough, and the opening and ending scene really got my attention, so for that, it gets a 2 out of 5. I do like the collective actors in this one, but unless you’re collecting the Pickup Lines series, I’m not sure that you’re going to want to buy this one. Maybe stream it.

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Stacked With Honors (1993) Review

Stacked With Honors (1993) Porn Cover

Today we are going to be going back to the year 1993 for a review of a movie that was found for this blog because of a request. There is a movie that was made for the 1990s called “Gold Diggers”. Now, I have found the scene that I wanted to check out, but I didn’t see the full movie, but I found out that the main actresses in that was Jill Kelly and Lana Sands. That’s where “Stacked With Honors” comes in. I found Lana Sands was in this movie alongside Tiffany Mynx, Randy West, Diva, Paula Price, Serenity, TT Boy, Eric Price, and others. Now, I’m not sure who “Diva” is, nor do I know some of these actors, but I do know that I wanted to see more of Lana Sands, and here we go, she is in this movie, alongside some heavy lumber. But is the movie any good? Let’s find out as we look at this porno from 1993.

The movie starts with a very low budget look. Randy West is at a desk talking about how his realities and dreams sometimes thrown together. He has a chaotic mind, and he’s writing and narrating what is going on. He calls in a secretary to proof read his work. The movie then moves forward to West looking outside and walking somewhere. He gets in his car and then drives.

At the 2 minute mark, we are shown a couple having sex. I know from other movies that this is TT Boy, but am not sure who he is having sex with. It’s not a full sex scene, it’s just bumping and grinding with fake moaning overall.

The movie moves forward to showing Lana Sands and getting introduced two a couple of blondes.

The scene changes to Randy West at a bar, he’s just getting a drink and shoots the breeze with a blonde bartender. Nothing major happens here. Randy West leaves the bar, and gets back in his car, about to drive somewhere. Meanwhile, he imagines what it would be like to have sex with the bartender. As he sits in his car, he starts imagining more of what it would be like to do the bartender, and at around 5 minutes, we are into the first sex scene.

The first sex scene features Tifffany Mynx and Randy West. There’s a bar set, and some smooth jazz that comes through. Tiffany Mynx is a tall blonde girl, with all-natural breasts, and Randy West is a legend, as you may know. The film grain on my VHS tape of this makes her hair look a little brownish, but I’m assuming it’s blonde. Mynx unrobes and heads to West and starts to blow him immediately. One thing about west, he always got hard, and while he’s not the biggest guy, he is reliable. Mynx goes down on him for a while, the smooth jazz boring me to death. She has some skills, only using her mouth, no hands, and just going through the motions. There is no money shot, the director just cuts back to Randy West in his car, and he drives back to his office.

Randy West comes back to his office and talks to his secretary, but it turns out that it’s only his imagination again. He’s in his car, and he imagines what it would be like to have sex with his secretary.

Randy West and Diva are the second sex scene, and it goes straight into reverse cowgirl while West is seated in a chair. Diva is an Asian woman that has black hair, natural breasts, and moans a lot during the scene. It’s not that great, but it’s not terrible either. There’s a heavy guitar jazz element going through, in the set of an office as the two just go through the motions of sex. Diva does a lot of the work initially, and just jumps on West hard. There’s no money shot again, West just wakes up from his day dream in his car and that’s it.

Randy West at some points in this movie looks like Sid Vicious, the pro wrestler. It made me laugh. After this scene, a tall woman shows up at an apartment and some random dude shows up and talks to TT Boy. The woman says that she has to go, and TT Boy has to study, as he’s shirtless on a couch. The dude stays behind and the two just shoot the breeze a bit.

The movie switches to a few women talking about how hard Psychology class is, and they are referring to Randy West. Randy West is a teacher, apparently, and the women talk about how he’s an interesting teacher. The women talk about how all teachers suck, and the scene switches.

We now see Randy West reading a book, talking to his secretary when he imagines her naked. This scene ends without anything major.

Up next, we see Sahara Sands and Rebecca Bardoux role playing with TT Boy. They roleplay a bit and they are all naked, except one of the girls is wearing sneakers and socks. The women are college coed types, both blonde haired, and neither with implants. They are very much California looking women, and TT Boy of course is a legend in the porno world. He starts making out with the girls, and eventually gets hard, and starts to get action. Again, no condoms here, and TT Boy is rock hard within a few seconds of starting to get blown by each woman. TT Boy gets into it with each woman, and he gets one to scream loud as he moves faster and faster. The director let this one go forward without edits, as you see each performer sweating through this, and while he switches women at one point, he just goes through each position hard, and gets the women to orgasm. It should be noted that one is not shaved, and the other is trimmed. After getting into anal at one point, he cums and that’s the money shot, showing off what is going on.

The scene abruptly ends, and it turns out that the women were just daydreaming, and that’s it.

Moving forward, we get a lot of plot movement, with Randy West imagining his secretary naked, then the students talking about him together. They all just talk about sex and different things. It’s not that good, just bad acting.

The scene shifts to two women starting to kiss on a maroon couch. This features Paula Price and Serenity going to town with a lesbian scene. The one thing about lesbian porno scenes is that they are either forced or they are genuine. I can say that this one is genuine, with Serenity really cumming several times with Paula Price. As for their looks, Serenity is a thin brunette with breast implants and a tan line from her bathing suit. Paula Price is a blonde haired girl that looks very much like a California native. The two go through the motions of oral, fingers, and more in this intimately sexual lesbian scene.

After the lesbian scene, we are taken to Randy West’s office again after a couple of students talking.

Randy West imagines having sex with the bartender form the first scene. It features Tiffany Mynx and Randy West at the bar having sex, and it’s not half bad. West is a good performer, and Mynx moans a great deal in pleasure, and the two work out a standard scene of sex.

West snaps out of it, and starts to talk to his secretary. She’s naked again.

The director switches to the students talking again, before we get back to West and his secretary talking.

The two talk until the two start to make out a little, and Diva gets on her hands and knees and blows Randy West. This scene is in his office, and it’s just a blow job scene, and nothing more. There’s no money shot here, it just kind of ends.

West leaves his office and it shows that he’s outside day dreaming, talking about how he needs to get out more.

Randy West and Tiffany Mynx is shown again, only this time it’s another position as he has her on the bar. He gets her to moan louder and even yell at one point, as the two really enjoy having sex together in this sequence. We finally get a true money shot, with West cumming on Mynx’s pubic mound.

There’s a few moments in between the next scene but it’s fast, and it has nothing to do with the plot.

We are thrown back to the dorm rooms of a school and TT Boy shows up where Lana Sands is hanging out in a towel. She starts to kiss him and we are into the next sex scene. The music here is hilarious, throwing in a rockabilly sound but only with keyboards to make all the music work. It’s funny as a contrast to the sex that is going on. Lana Sands is an Asian woman with long black hair, natural breasts, and skinny frame. She services TT Boy with relative ease, and works through the motions of a blow job to get him hard before the sex begins. There’s a bit of oral before TT Boy pushes himself into Sands, who moans heavily upon insertion and through the motions that he throws into the scene. TT Boy really gets a good reaction with Sands, and this scene makes up for the lackluster elements in the movie. Sands even screams at one point in pleasure, and it’s an interesting sex scene between the two. The scene isn’t too long and there are only two positions before TT Boy cums on Sands’ face, and she blows him after the fact, swallowing at one point. The scene fades to black and we are thrown into another plot point.

We go back to Randy West’s office, and he talks to his secretary. She starts to take off her clothes, and this time it’s not a dream. Diva and Randy West have sex in this scene, and it’s fully realized, not just a figment of the character’s imagination. Diva takes off her clothes slowly and presents herself to Randy West, and the romantic music starts. This time around Diva is loud, commands attention from West, and he delivers with a money shot on her pubic mound, and that’s it. They go through several positions, and it’s not a bad scene, although it seems derivative of what we already saw thus far.

After this moment we go to the students talking about how some guy cheated on one of the women. They then just discuss the issue of infidelity and getting revenge. The plot then moves to seeing the women naked, back to Randy West narrating, and then to a couch where Paula Price and Eric Price are sitting.

Paula Price and Eric Price start making out, and of course they are not related. The two just start to go through the movements of sex. Paula Price looks a bit older than the rest of the cast, and Eric Price is a new guy, I haven’t really seen him in other projects yet. The two start grinding together and then the clothes start coming off for foreplay. The sex here is normal, nothing too crazy, Eric Price is cut, muscular, and almost looks like he should be in gay porn, but he works well with Paula here, and she moans a bit. The two go through revenge sex, and nothing too sensual at all, just straight up sex, as you’d expect. The music is rockabilly keyboard jazz type stuff and it’s boring. For the sake of the story, there is a tape recorder that is recording all the sounds. Eric then finishes on Paula’s chest, and that’s it.

That’s the final scene of sex, with the final plot point being revealed as a couple of women saying that they are going to raise some hell. She says that she’s going to mail Russell a tape and that’s it, the credits role and we are done.

I give “Stacked With Honors” a 1 out of 5.

This is an ill-conceived, plot heavy porno with only one great scene. Lana Sands and TT Boy steal the show with their sex scene, but other than that, I didn’t really find the rest to be that compelling. However, if you’re a fan of the actors in this movie, then you may like it. I didn’t necessarily feel it was great, but you may feel different.