Mrs. Behavin (2005) Review

Mrs. Behavin (2005) Poster 

We are back to our normal tricks, watching porn and reviewing it for all 2 of you. I had to take a break because I was working on a lot of other things, but I’m back. This starting point is going to be another movie that features a favorite of mine, Janine. Janine, Jelena Jensen, Mandingo, Jean-Claude Batiste, Erik Everhard, Sophia Santi, Scott Nails, and Brooke Haven are all in this movie. The movie that we will be trying to take into consideration, is that of “Mrs. Behavin”, which is touted as being the first major interracial movie that Janine was in, without a condom. She had changed up her career path in the 2000s. Now, There were moments where I saw a condom, so I don’t know, maybe that moniker was just here and there? I don’t know. I can tell you this much, this movie is going to cause a lot of people to hate porn, and I’ll get into why in a moment. The movie was directed by Celeste, and was distributed by Digital Playground. I don’t hear a lot of talk about this one, but hey, that’s just what happens. Let’s get into the movie that is quite different than any other porno I’ve ever seen ever.

The movie starts with action right away, you get some credits and then you are thrown into the action. It’s hardcore, but it has a soft, artsy feel, and there’s a rhythm and blues song playing, as the actors start to get into the action. Janine, Jean-Claude Batiste, and Mandingo start to kiss, and give Janine oral, picking her up in a kitchen and disrobing. The music is horrendous. This is a slow moving sex scene, and eventually ends with Janine getting a couple of facials and that’s it. The song is horrendous, and it lasts too long. Celeste’s direction is nice here, but I’d much rather hear the audio than the music track that covers everything. You don’t hear ANYTHING, mind you, you just have the soundtrack, and the visuals of hardcore. It’s a terrible thing to do with a porno.

The movie switches to a random hardwood floor in a home. It’s Jelena Jensen and she’s playing with underwear, and there’s some acoustic music going on. She starts to play with herself, and then starts to just look at the camera seductively. This is an art piece, and it’s really not that grand. Jelena Jensen is a big breasted brunette, with red lipstick, and reminds me of an escort I once saw in Vegas. She’s pretty, don’t get me wrong, but there’s no sound other than the music, and she just kind of looks at you longingly while she plays with herself a little. This is like watching the old Playboy channel.

The music and scene shifts and we are taken to a white couch in a living room somewhere. It’s here that Sara Stone and Nick Jacobs start to get busy. It looks like a college couple or a couple of high school seniors are going to have sex. Sara Stone is a big breasted, light skinned, thin brunette. Jacobs is an alpha male looking dude with a large penis, and well, has no charisma. There’s acoustic blues music that plays over the whole thing, and you don’t get to hear any of the audio. The camera is ok, but the overall process of the sex seems a bit slowed down, and well, it’s ok at best. The couple goes through the motions, multiple positions, lots of back and forth, but since you can’t hear the moans or the groans, it’s just slow motion sex, and it’s really not that entertaining, if you ask me.

Moving forward, we see a frat house set where Janine is trying to get with one of the guys, and she finally gets him. Janine and Erik Everhard start to make out on a couch, and then start to have sex. Another acoustic slow song starts, and we are treated to slow motion sex with these two. There’s multiple positions, mind you, and for the most part there’s a sexiness to it, as Janine is always hot, but it’s not as good because you can’t hear the sounds at all. You can’t hear her moaning, you can only see the movement, and it’s kind of boring.

Up next we see Sophia Santi playing with herself to some smooth jazz. She’s on a staircase, she’s brunette, has long hair, black pumps, and a thin frame. She’s good looking, she doesn’t watch the camera, and the jazz keeps playing through. She plays with herself and that’s it.

The movie moves along and we are taken to a scene where a busty blonde is doing a striptease to a country western tune, and she is slowly going forward with making Scott Nails watch. It’s not a great scene, and it’s just another slow motion artsy sequence that will no doubt lead to sex. Scott Nails and Brooke Haven start to have sex on a brown couch and it’s ok at best. The two are symbiotic in their sex, and it’s nice to see. Haven has large breasts, blonde hair, red lipstick, and is completely shaved. Nails is just there like a toy, and it’s not a terrible scene, but the slow motion and the song just ruins it for me. Again, you cannot hear what’s going on at all.

We move along and see Janine and Scott Nails next. An alternative country son is playing, and Janine is wearing a short black dress. Scott Nails and Janine start to make out in a bedroom, and then she starts to undress. The two slowly start to caress, before Janine gives him oral, and things start to progress swiftly. Nails doesn’t wear a condom for this scene, but again, you cannot hear the sounds at all, and the artsy camera angles and the music takeover. If you were expecting to see anything traditional, this is the wrong movie for you. Not even this ender has something worth while. The sex is fine, slow, and steady, and eventually Janine gets cummed on and that’s it.

I give “Mrs. Behavin” a 2 out of 5.

This may be one of the worst porno movies I’ve ever seen because it doesn’t have the sound of the women moaning, and it’s all artsy. I don’t mind artsy, but I didn’t expect this at all, and it is just not for me. Maybe someone else out there is going to love Janine but I can’t in this movie.

You can buy “Mrs. Behavin”, or stream it by clicking here, and see if it’s worth your time. It’s hardcore, it has Janine having sex without a condom, and it has an interracial duo at the beginning, and well it’s not a bad looking flick, just not for me.