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| Lewd Conduct 12 (DVD) Cover |
The credits begin and we see different sexual positions and closeups from what is to come. There’s a bit of techno music, it’s bad, and everyone is shaved, there are no condoms, and you see what’s to come. This may very well be an interesting little movie, especially if you just want to get off, and that’s about it. If your goal is just to enjoy yourself with an adult feature, then this very well may be a good one, as it features straight forward sex.
After the credits come through, the camera focuses on the outside of a mansion. That’s where Shyla Stylez is wearing a one piece lingerie set with black boots. The lighting is awful, and it’s amateur at best, with Shyla being clouded from view, in the shade, while the sun is out. The sun is out here, the wind is nice, but the cameras and lighting are awful, so that she’s very much a silhouette for the most part. She tries to show off, but it’s hard to see it’s so dark, despite the sunlight. From what I can gather, however, Shyla Stylez is a tall blonde haired woman, with lightly tanned skin, curves, and medium size breasts. She reminds me of an escort I once knew named Shay, and for all I know, it’s her. She walks around to the side of the house, and there is Erik Everhard and Lexington Steele waiting for her.
Erik Everhard and Lexington Steele receive oral from Shyla Stylez to signal the first sex scene in this movie. The lighting improves here, mind you, and you start to see the action a bit clearer. Both guys are hard for this one. At around the 7 minute mark, Erik Everhard nearly blows hi s load going as fast as he could with standup sex, meanwhile Lexington Steele gets blown. The two work well with Shyla, and she definitely seems to enjoy the process, as she moans and rubs herself without taking off her lingerie. The guys take turn with Shyla Stylez for the most part, going through many positions, and eventually she takes off her clothing, and both guys enjoy her, including a focal point of anal at one point. Erik Everhard and Shyla Stylez have the most chemistry here, while Lexington is a third wheel at times. The outdoor set is good, the music sucks, but hearing Shyla moan a great deal is interesting. The sequence shifts at around the 15 minute mark when there’s a double penetration scene, and things really get a bit more complex. This sequence causes Shyla to cum a bit, and you see the glistening on the close up. The DP solution goes forward with a great deal of sex, and the motions are interesting, but at the 20 minute mark, things change up and we see a close up of Shyla Stylez asking for cum and Lexington Steele delivers in her mouth and then Erik Everhard comes around too, both giving her a finish in her mouth and she swallows it! Holy crap, the first time I see a major swallow on this blog. She then sucks Lexington a little before we move to the next scene.
This scene ends, we fade to black, and then we see Kiwi dancing. Kiwi is an African American woman, she’s not too tall, and is wearing a light blue dress. She’s all natural, doesn’t have large breasts, but there’s an interesting sex appeal to her dancing and overall look. She’s outside of the same mansion that we started with, and she dances with the camera looking all over her as she strips a bit.
The camera follows Kiwi to the side of the house, and that’s where two guys are waiting to give her some fun. Kiwi starts to blow Erik Everhard, and Mario Rossi. This is very similar to the scene that we saw previously, only this time it’s Kiwi that is getting into the action very much. She’s enjoying herself with Erik Everhard doing a lot of the work initially. She moans a bit, there are no condoms, and the director focuses on the action. Kiwi does look at the camera a lot, which is a bit funny considering that doesn’t happen often. The trio stay outside and for the most part it’s what you’d expect, straight forward sex, with Kiwi moaning, sucking, and one guy doing a lot of the work to start. One of the dudes looks like the singer for Nickelback, mind you, that’s pretty funny. At the 31 minute mark, there’s something spectacular that you might have to see. Everhard picks up Kiwi while giving her anal, and then Mario Rossi goes in for double penetration! Then the camera shifts and I realize that it’s not DP in the traditional sense, it’s DPP! This is a first of the site, I think. That means that both guys are in one hole, mind you. That’s a fascinating little effect, but the two dudes are having a ball with Kiwi, and she seems to like it as well. The three go back and forth to regular doggy, and then back to DP, then DPP, and then the sequence that ends all gonzo films, the cum money shot, in which Kiwi swallows. This is not a great finish, as the guys don’t seem to be ready to finish, until the very last second.
The screen fades to black and we are taken to the same house, only a different woman is stripping. This time around it’s Sylvia Laurent, and she slowly strips before we see her again with clothing on. She moves to the side of the house, and there’s Mario Rossi waiting for her. Sylvia Laurent has reddish brown hair, a tanned body, B or C cup breasts, a skinny frame, and looks like a Latina from Southern California. Mario Rossi is muscular, has a medium sized penis, and seems to work well with Syliva. The techno music here sucks, Sylvia keeps looking at the camera and just goes through the motion of sex for the most part. Sylvia Laurent and Mario Rossi begin the scene with a blow job, and then move into sex with a few quick edits and cuts. The two go through various positions on a workout bench, and it seems good for the most part with Laurent moaning a lot, and at one point cumming, as well as Rossi nearly cumming at the 1 hour and 2 minute mark, and I’m not sure how he held on, the two seemingly ready to cum. He stops himself before entering again, and the screen goes black for a second before we are back. Laurent has a triangular landing strip as we go into reverse cowgirl, and the sex is fine, nothing crazy here with Laurent moaning a great deal while Rossi goes to town, speeding up as much as he can to get through this one. After some outdoors sex, we see Rossi trying desperately to finish and he does into Laurent’s mouth and that’s the end.
The scene ends, we fade to black and for the next sequence we go inside a house. The set is normal, with a leopard print chair, and a woman sitting in it. This woman of course is Victoria Style. I’ve never heard of her, but she’s a thin African American woman with a slender frame, small breasts, and long legs. She is introduced to Lexington Steele and the next scene starts to move.
Victoria Style blows Lexington Steele to start the scene, and she is fully clothed, mind you. If you’re a fan of Lexington Steele, then you’ll enjoy this scene as he goes through every single position you can think of with Victoria. The two have some shared chemistry that’s for sure, and the scene shows off their flexibility and sexual chemistry through the scene. If you’re a fan of Steele, then you will love this scene as he definitely lasts a great deal, and shows a bit of compassion at some points with Style. Style for her part moans, and really interacts well as she loses her clothes and starts to ride Lexington in several different positions. The two are definitely having fun here, with a great deal of back and forth, with bad techno music, and a leopard print couch to set the drama. This seems like the inside of a bad office. The sex continues for a while before Lexington can’t hold on and cums in Victoria Style’s mouth and she swallows it! This whole movie has women swallowing, so that’s a plus for the diehard porno fans.
The movie switches gears and we are taken to see a pale skinned girl next door type. Kacey starts to strip and she immediately looks like a girl that I loved in High School, and everything about her screams girl next door! I kid you not. She has B cups, they are all real, she has a light skinned body, thin frame, medium length hair, and is just stunning for that girl next door element. If you’re a fan of those type of girls, then you’re going to love her.
Kacey begins her sex scene with Erik Everhard by blowing him. She looks so innocent, and the fantasy that I have with the girl of my youth comes alive here, on a set that looks like the average home, with terrible techno music underneath the sounds of sex. I’ve seen a few scenes with Kacey before, and she’s not usually too loud, but for this scene she is extremely wet, and moans a great deal compared to many of her other scenes. The two stick with a few positions, and then they go ass to mouth! After anal, it’s a blow job and that categorizes an interesting point for many people. Kacey has a landing strip, and at one point Everhard screams, “19 year old pussy”, and it’s all in. There’s a bit more anal towards the end of this sex scene, and Kacey seems to enjoy herself in this one with Everhard and her showing off some real chemistry for the most part. Towards the end of the scene, things become a bit labored, and you see that Kacey is getting a bit bored, and even Everhard goes into “work mode”, as the two lose their chemistry or something, and eventually Everhard just cums in her mouth and that’s it. THIs scene when from kind of good to great, to crappy real fast. It’s just not that great at the end, but it certainly started very well, which is always an interesting thing to see at first glance. Not bad, but not great, and if you’re a fan of Kacey, then you’ll no doubt want to see this one.
The last scene in this movie features the world famous Jenna Haze. She starts to strip for the camera, while outdoors. Jenna Haze is a short, thin framed, small breasted, brunette. She strips for the camera while in high heels before she moves to the side of the house and finishes the movie with a performance that you’d expect from the contract girl, although she’s not under contract for this scene.
Jenna Haze moves to the side of the house, then goes inside where Erik Everhard and Mario Rossi are waiting for her. The two start getting blown and then immediately go in for the sex. She keeps her heels on for this one, and the two guys enjoy the process of being on either ends of Haze. Jenna Haze moans a bit and enjoys the process for the most part, moaning, not looking at the camera, and really focusing at the task at hand, and it shows that she has chemistry with the guys, and seems to really get into the sex. At one point there’s anal, and that’s not bad, and Jenna Haze seems to be ok with it, but isn’t as passionate as the start of the scene. With the way that the scene was going I thought for sure there would be double penetration, but that was not on the table at all. The scene just moves forward with her blowing one guy while the other enters her, and that’s not a bad thing, it’s just not what you’d expect from the trios that have been in this movie thus far. The sex becomes a bit boring and then we see the finish, and it’s a money shot and that’s really just it. Haze receives and swallows and that’s it. The credits roll and that sparks the end of this movie.
I give “Lewd Conduct 12” a 3 out of 5.
The only scene that I can really get behind was the Kacey scene, but that was only for half of it. The rest started to slow down and it was apparent that the two lost something amidst the filming. The rest of the scenes adequate. If you’re a fan of Lexington Steele, then you’ll love his work here, he’s always a great actor to watch perform, and as for Jenna Haze, she’s not at her best here, but it works well enough. Other than that, this movie lacks in a lot of ways, but as a gonzo porno, I’d still give it a 3 just for the starting point of the Kacey scene and for Lexington Steele, other than that, it’s passable.
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