Nurses Do It With Care (1995) Review

Nurses Do It With Care (1995) DVD Cover 

After taking some time to go to the 1980s, we are now going to be visiting the mid 1990s where I first discovered porno. It’s in the 1990s that a lot of great elements started in pornography, and if you’re a fan of that era, then you’ll most likely like what I’m going to be reviewing today. The year was 1995, and I was just a teen, and was watching Spice Network illegally. The movie I will be reviewing today is “Nurses Do It With Care”. The movie was released in 1995, and was directed by Sky Henderson. It was distributed by Erotic Video Network, and it stars a few lesser known names in porn, and one legend, at least from what I can remember. The movie stars Barbara Doll, Dallas, Daphne, Dave Hardman, Jordan Lee, Kyle Stone, Rick Masters, Rod Towers, and Roxanne Hall. I’m a big fan of nurses, by the way, I’m not sure what it is, but I love nurse porno movies, and well, here’s another one for review. Most of these are terrible, but could the 1995 release give me a better push forward? Let’s find out with this review featuring nurses.

Finally, a movie with that deep bass line that everyone makes fun of when they talk about porno! “Nurses Do It With Care” opens up with a deep bass line and it’s quite funky. There’s a few keyboard notes and a little bit of a push towards chimes it seems, but it’s bass heavy, and it’s a true first for this blog. I’m stunned by the fact that there’s a heavy bass line to start, and it’s quite awesome. This gets an immediate plus one just for that entry point. The credits roll and then we are sent to the movie. The movie is shot on professional grade cameras, and it perhaps was one of the last movies to be shown in movie theaters. The film grain makes this feel like a “real” movie, which I appreciate.

The movie starts with a surgery ward, and the set looks like your average doctor’s office. The man is getting a penile enlargement, and they discuss how the patient may become erect and will need a blow job. One of the nurses obliges, but instead goes to the doctor and gives him a blow job. A funny sequence, but then the doctor says that she is supposed to give one to the patient, which she then obliges.

Jordan Lee gives Dave Hardman a blow job while he’s on a hospital bed. She is fully clothed, the doctor is still in the room and another nurse is there too. The music starts to get really tense, and we are shown a close up of the blow job. She keeps blowing until the doctor says that she needs to go for a more drastic approach, and that’s when she takes off her pants and gets on top to ride Dave Hardman. The sequence starts with a silent Hardman, but eventually moves forward to something a bit more eccentric with Hardman and Lee getting into it, and the music turning into a bas heavy keyboard tune. Lee moans a bit towards the end, and Hardman eventually cums. Jordan Lee is a brunette with large breasts, although you really only see her assets for the most part cause she stays in one position through the whole sequence.

After the sex, the nurses say that the operation was a success and that they did it, they saved the patient through sex. The scene fades to black and we are taken to another room in the hospital.

In the room a lawyer and the main doctor get into an argument about the penile enlargement surgeries that are going on and that the hospital has to cut back. The two argue a bit, and it seems like they are going to have to stop working through the motions of the surgeries. After this the screen fades and we are taken to a bedroom where a couple is hanging out. The set has your average set, with terrible blinds, brown sheets. Daphne and Rod Towers talk, and they go through some terrible lines, before the music kicks in and they start the next scene. Rod Towers looks like he has a sickness, but hey that’s just my two cents.

Daphne begins to make out with Rod Towers in bed, and that highlights the next big sex scene here. Daphne is a redhead with large breasts, slightly tanned skin, and was present during the sequence in the first part of the movie. During this sensual scene we get a slow momentum into the sex, with Daphne wearing lingerie, garters, and a bra. She takes her bra off to reveal extremely large enhanced breasts as the musical interlude kicks into a jazzy tune. Rod Towers looks like a friend of James Ellsworth, an amateur almost, and is a lucky guy to be with Daphne. This sequence is the epitome of mechanical. No condoms, but Daphne takes control and is just going through the motions. Meanwhile, Towers doesn’t get hard right away, and it’s pretty funny to see a guy that isn’t hard trying to get help, and eventually getting there thanks to a blow job. Daphne is completely shaved for this scene. Towers eventually gets it up and he goes through the motions of sex here. They go through a few positions, the music is sensual, the lighting isn’t bad, and there is a little moaning towards the end, but overall, this is just a lackluster sex scene that doesn’t at all seem like the two have any sort of chemistry together. It’s just a lousy example of porno sex, but then again, it happens. Rod Towers eventually cums on Daphne’s pubic region for the money shot, and that’s the end for the most part. It’s lackluster in nearly every way.

After a quick cut, we go to the medical office where another surgery is going to take place. Mr. Cutback, the lawyer is going to get the procedure done next. After it’s immediately finished, the nurses are asked to help the patient, and we are back into the sex.

Dallas, Daphne, Kyle Stone, and Rick Masters get involved in a sex scene in the doctor’s office. The music is a little jazz, blues number, and it’s not half bad. It’s guitar driven, and it sounds like it’s all done on keyboards, as it almost sounds like video game music at one point. The scene starts with the two women blowing the patient. The women here includes Daphne, the red head, and Dallas. Dallas is a dirty blonde with red lipstick, and the looks of a California girl, with natural breasts. She gets on top of the patient for the rid, while the doctor gets it on with Daphne in a corner of the office. This sex scene is a little better than the one before it, but the camera wanders a bit, and it’s an odd direction. At one point Daphne gets anal done, and that doesn’t let the doctor go very long before he cums, then puts it back into her butt. Meanwhile the patient is getting ridden with one of the nurses on top, and that’s it.

The scene ends, and it’s not bad. It’s standard, with the actors doing ok, but lacking that chemistry that makes porno so good. There’s a few jokes thrown in for good measure, but it’s lackluster, the women don’t have much chemistry, and just seem bored. The screen fades to black and we are taken to another room where we see a random dude sitting around.

The next sequence features Barbara Doll, Roxanne Hall and Dave Hardman. Hardman is initially just in the recovery room talking to Barbara Doll. She comes in with a candy striper’s uniform and is a brunette with small breasts, a thin, pale frame, and red lipstick. She gives Hardman a handjob to start, then Roxanne Hall comes in to help. Roxanne Hall has aged a bit since the last time I saw her in a movie, and she’s still got that long dirty blonde hair, and is natural overall, but she’s older, and seasoned in the industry at this point. The women start to kiss and take off their clothes, while Hardman works his way to give one of the ladies oral. Hardman looks like a 1960s pop music star, with a stupid hair cut. The sex is ok, with things going straight to doggy style and then into anal outright. Hardman gets stiff fast, and then goes straight to anal in one of the close ups and he seems to be having an issue pushing it all the way in at first, but eventually gets it done. It’s tight, and it shows, but eventually gets it done. There’s “fake” moaning throughout, and one woman gives oral to the other as Hardman goes for anal with Doll. Doll gives Hall oral, and the music here is a soft piano tune with long pauses between the notes. Eventually Hardman cums on Doll’s butt and that’s it. This is a very lackluster scene, and something that just didn’t seem natural or with anything of great chemistry. The screen fades to black and we move forward.

We are taken to the office of Mr. Cutback, the lawyer. He calls a nurse to talk to him about some rumors. He gets mad that people are talking about his penis, and that he got the surgery. But the nurse says that he shouldn’t be so mad. She wants to see it, so then he whips it out. To be fair, it’s not big at all. It’s average size at best.

There’s a heavy bass line that begins again, and it’s the opening song yet again for this final sex scene. The bass is awesome, and it’s going to stick in my head for a long time. Jordan Lee starts to give Rick Masters oral for this sex scene. Kyle Stone shows up and interrupts for a second, but then Jordan Lee invites him to join the process. Jordan Lee, Kyle Stone, and Rick Masters get into a threeway sex scene. At one point, however, Masters loses his erection, and has to get it back up. Stone is there, though, and he gets up a bit faster, so that the director can focus on that for a second. In this sequence we see the guys take turns with Jordan Lee, wearing garters and lingerie, and of course no condoms. She is a lot louder than any other performer in the movie, and it is a true ending sequence that features a lot of moaning, and even screaming at one point. She blows a dude, while getting nailed on the other end, and it’s not a bad sequence. The music gets distracting with the heavy bass line at one point, but if you can focus on anything else, you’re going to hear the noises of sex. Rick Masters is pathetic in this scene, he’s not hard for the most part, it’s nearly criminal and he even tries to get it up and it’s not happening, so the director focuses on Stone instead, and he eventually cums on Lee’s chest. Masters eventually recovers at the end, and cums on Lee’s face, and that’s that. It’s BS if you ask me. They said that they were going to name the hospital the Big Dick Clinic, or something like that, and that’s the end. The credits finish and we are done with another movie.

I give “Nurses Do It With Care” a 2 out of 5.

This movie would be rated less, but the bass line heavy music at the start and finish of the movie was great. The sex is bad, like really bad. However, the film grain and the musical score make it kind of cool to watch, so I’ll give it that. It didn’t really move my needle at all, but it’s interesting to see, and I love nurse porn, so I’ll give it a 2 out of 5 and nothing else.