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| Little Magicians (1993) DVD Cover |
The movie begins with the credits and a terrible trip hop soundtrack. The director takes us to a Halloween shop and there’s a woman talking about how she hates her job. She says it’s a dumb job and she doesn’t have enough time to clean up everything and put everything away. She is just tired of it. This set looks a lot like a set in Hollywood, California that is a real magic shop, etc. She goes on to narrate that she’s working and writing smut magazine stories. She wants to have more time to write more, and stay away from working. She then starts to talk about how she could combine magic and smut, and that’s where we go. The sound design here is horrendous, mind you. But as the narrator goes to lay down for a nap on the counter, we get to the sex.
The trip hop continues and it’s not bad here, but we get the sounds of sex over the top of it. We are taken to the imagination of the worker, and we get to the first scene. Jessica Fox and Ron Jeremy are having sex in a cheap motel. Jessica Fox has short blonde hair, is wearing nothing but heels, and has very large breasts. Ron Jeremy isn’t that fat yet, and has a great sense of flexibility in this scene. Jessica Fox looks a lot like Kimber from “Nip/Tuck” if you ask me. They go right into sex, and then Ron asks her to blow him, and she obliges. After getting blown for a while, the two get into doggy style, and you can hear Ron directing Fox where to put herself, and where to move around. Without missing a beat the two go through different positions. At the 6 minute mark, you see the camera come into frame! It’s always nice to see a blooper. Fox and Jeremy have very little chemistry together, and while she moans a little, she is impatient and wants to change positions a lot and doesn’t seem that into it. Ron Jeremy is hilarious at times, going with one liners through the sex, and the camera stays a bit away from the two. The cheap motel has yellow wallpaper, yellow backboard, and white sheets, and it’s just a boring sex scene. Jeremy even loses his erection at one point and has to masturbate to get it back up. Ron Jeremy asks for a kiss, and you can tell that Fox isn’t into it. The sex doesn’t last nearly as long as you may think, going only around 15 minutes and that’s generous. Jeremy eventually cums on Jessica Fox’ breasts and that’s it. As far as porno is concerned, this is a mechanical scene with Jeremy barely getting it done here, while Fox is just going through the motions.
We go back to the magic store and our clerk complains that the sex wasn’t that great. Remember, she’s asleep here. She waks up and then two guys come into the store and start talking. You can hear the boom mic getting moved a bit! Then we see the clerk sprinkle some glitter on one of the customers. One of the customers looks down and she puts glitter on him too. The lights dim a bit and you hear the sounds of moaning and then our little magician makes a command and gets the customers to look at one another longingly and get into the throws of passion. After the spell is cast, the two customers start to make out.
A trip hop sound is played and we start to get the next sex scene. This scene features C.J. Bennett and Sean Michaels. This is a slow moving scene with a lot of kissing up front. If you’re a fan of Sean Michaels, then you’ll find that this is him in his youth and it’s quite interesting to see him young. C.J. Bennett is a tight, young, brown haired woman that is cute, but not necessarily an “IT” girl. She does have a dancer’s body though, and well, she kind of looks like the girl next door trying too hard to have makeup and look sexy. She moans a bit to start while Michaels gives her oral, and we get into this sex scene quickly. Bennett is not shaved here, she has some pubic hair, and she starts to play with herself, while Sean Michaels tries to play with himself. I always found it awkward to see male starts trying to get hard and having a hard time. That’s what you get here, you see Michaels not getting it up too quickly and the camera starts to pan away and focus on Bennett playing with herself. While this isn’t a terrible scene, you can tell that even when the first insertion occurs, Sean Michaels is not hard. After a bit of softness, Michaels finally gets it up, and he starts to push into Bennett. They do it on one of the counters of the magic store, and it’s your average starting point with Michaels wearing clothing and just having sex with his zipper down that’s it. Something that throws me off a little is that C.J. is wearing ankle socks like a school girl and small black pumps. Michaels gives her all he’s got and she moans and even announces when she’s cumming, which is neat but the scene lacks passion. After a while on the desk, Bennett gets on her knees and starts to give Michaels oral, which is met with a great deal of pleasure of course. Bennett is like a college girlfriend, and the more I see of her the more she reminds me of the girls that I went to art school with, and now wish I had more sex in college. I’m sure that anyone watching this movie will see her in the same light. After a while, the two get into doggy, and Michaels goes for anal until he asks her to once again blow him and she does that until he cums in her face. It’s at the 38 minute mark that you get the money shot and Bennett really goes to town here, mouth wide open but not getting any of the cum on her face or anything, like she doesn’t really want it, and is just going through the motions. It’s a very mechanical ending, if you ask me. She eventually sucks it after the fact, and saves the scene, which is interesting.
The sex scene ends and we are back with the store clerk. She once again uses her imagination and dreams up a sequence where two people are in a bathroom.
For this next sex scene we get Madison and Derrick in a hot tub going through the motions of oral and foreplay. Madison is a skinny, pale woman with very large breasts, black hair, and looks a little like Joanna Angel. I had to look her up just to make sure, but it’s not her. She really gets into this one, and it actually get me a bit turned on. She is an absolutely beautiful woman, and she takes direction well with Derrick in this one. She’s very loud and the bathroom echoes well. There’s black and white marble tile in this bathroom set, and the two start with sex and continue to go through the motions quickly. She rides like a champion, moans, screams, and has a lot of fun in this one while Derrick stays hard throughout. This may very well be the best scene on this video. Madison has a right ankle tattoo, and a thin body with very large breasts that bounce a bit with every position. After a few positions in the bath tub and shower combination, Derrick starts to masturbate for the ending and we see Madison waiting for it, and that’s the ending portion of this sex scene. I’m not sure why they waited so long for an ending of this type, but if you’re a fan of watching the end cum point this takes quite a bit. Madison keeps asking for him to cum, and he eventually obliges and that’s the end. He doesn’t have a lot to cum, but it’s the ending and that’s that. Madison has a pierced tongue that she shows off at the end, and this scene ends quickly.
After that scene we are back into the magic shop and we see the clerk start to play with herself. She starts to dream up a few other people and they show up from under the counter. In this trio we see Francesca Le, Tara Monroe and Tom Byron getting into the action of sex. The clerk is a redhead with large breasts, the other woman comes through with brunette hair and natural breasts. Tom Byron is growing his hair out a little, and he still has that youth look that he always has. Always a pro he starts to kiss the ladies and we get moving forward on the counter of the magic shop. Through this scene we have several spots where Byron gets blown by each girl, then he gets to have sex with both women, and there’s a slight element of focus on lesbian action, but the majority of the scene is Byron getting it on with both women. He is much taller and bigger than the ladies, making this an interesting scene to look at. At one point one of the ladies pulls on Byron and he says, “not so hard”, and makes a face at her, which is funny to see. The rest of the sex scene is mainly one on one taking turns with the girls, but focusing on the redhead on the floor of the magic shop. At one point he goes in for anal, and towards the end of the scene the women turn to oral and he joins in as well. This isn’t a great scene, and it kind of just ends, without a major money shot and the imagination of the clerk getting restored to her boring day job.
The next scene is another day dream from our clerk. We go to another cheap motel room set, and it’s Rocco Siffredi and Shawnee Cates. Shawnee Cates starts by blowing Rocco, and then giving him a rim job, going forward into sex that is paired with another techno song. Shawnee Cates is a light skinned, skinny girl with long black hair. She has that “girl next door” look and is very young here, and it shows throughout the scene. Rocco keeps asking for rimming and she obliges a little, before getting into oral and then eventually sex. Of course there’s no condoms in this scene or any other scene in the movie, mind you. This is a very young Rocco and it shows, he’s built, he’s not quite as hardcore and he just has normal sex with Shawnee Cates here. There are multiple positions, and at the 1 hour 42 minute mark you see a mirror with the camera guy and the boom mic operator which was hilarious. At around a minute later the scene has Rocco putting Shawnee in the Style’s Clash at one point and having sex with her, before putting her legs over her head and then drilling her. She’s very flexible, lightweight, and Rocco is very strong here, going to town with multiple interesting positions. Cates moans a lot, and Rocco seems to have endless cardio for this one. At one point Rocco goes in for anal, and it’s not half bad, but for the most part it’s just Rocco taking control of the situation and Shawnee reacting to the drive of sex. He’s dominant here, and goes all in at various stages. After a lot of positions, Rocco finishes in Shawnee’s mouth and that’s the end of the scene. She blows him to completion and keeps going after he cums, and the camera doesn’t shy away, giving you an inside look.
The scene abruptly ends and we are back at the store. This time our clerk gets up and we notice that she’s not wearing any pants or panties, and that’s it. The movie ends, and it’s Tara Monroe walking away, with the techno music still going through.
I give “Little Magicians” a 1 out of 5.
This movie had technical problems if you ask me. There was one great scene, and the rest was mediocre, plagued by bloopers, and lackluster momentum. Madison’s scene stole the show if you ask me. I’ll be looking out for more from her, but the rest was just business as usual, par for the course. This is one of the worst movies I’ve reviewed thus far. Collectors that want to get everything from Ron Jeremy, Tom Byron, and others, may want this one, but other than that, it was not that great. Rocco’s scene was interesting, but the lackluster production brought it down a bit.
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