Sexbusters (1984) Review

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Today we are going to back to 1984 and I’m going to review the parody porno called “Sexbusters”. This is a parody of the movie “The Ghost Busters” complete with a cool parody song up front. I loved the song, and it’s definitely worth checking out overall just for the opening song. The premise of the story is simple, whenever you want to have sex and you can’t get any, you call in the Sexbusters and you can get it on. It’s that simple. The opening starts with the parody song and a lot of sex, but it’s sped up and just funny to watch. I can definitely see how this movie was on the big screen, because it definitely has that film grain overall. Plus, there’s a lot of hair, so if you like that unshaven look, you’re going to like this opener, and movie overall. I wasn’t sure what to expect out of this movie, but I loved the poster, and had to check this one out. Obviously, it’s not as bad as the “Back To The Future” porno that I reviewed earlier this year, but hey, they all can’t be that bad, right? The movie stars Blake Palmer, Candi, Karen summer, Heather Wayne, Marc Wallace, Peter North, Sheri ST. Clair, and Steve Drake.

The opening of the movie shows off Candi, Karen Summer and Blake Palmer having sex in an old Toyota that has been turned into a “shagging wagon”, and it’s all sped up. It’s hilarious to hear the music here, which is that parody “Ghostbusters” theme, which borrows heavily from the original.

We get moving forward to the crux of the movie. A woman wants to have sex with her husband, but he’s not really into it. So she calls the Sexbusters and they come and have sex with her. The scene is just overall lesbian elements, with plugs, dildos, and more. It’s a short scene, and after the Sexbusters are done, they leave. Midway through this movie, however, Marc Wallice pulls down his pants and his balls are painted blue! I kid you not! After the Sexbusters leave, Wallice runs in and tells Sheri St. Clair to have sex with him, and that immediately moves to the next scene. This is a fast-paced production, so why not? Wallice doesn’t have a big penis, mind you, so that old trope is lost on me. If you have an average size, you could probably have worked in porno in the 1980s, and Marc Wallice is proof. Sorry dude, but that thing aint big, but hey, it works, it’s hairy, and St. Clair loves it, as she over sells every aspect of this scene. The music here is funny, I was laughing with the terrible music. St. Clair over sells everything, I kid you not, she’s moaning like she’s dying, and Wallice sweats all over her, and really puts in some work. St. Clair makes the scene, especially if you like moaning, as she really goes all out for this one.

Moving forward, you’re going to find that a man speaks to his priest. He talks about how he isn’t getting any, and the priest recommends that he call in the Sexbusters. Yes, the priest gives him advice to call!

The next scene features Steve Drake, Candi, and Karen Summer. Drake here is really into this one, and the girls actually have chemistry with one another. The music hilarious, and I was dying with the music choice of the parody song of the Ghostbusters theme. There is a point in the scene where Drake looks to just be in work mode, rather than enjoying it, but it may be because he didn’t want to cum too fast. Other than that, this is a typical threeway, with a lot of deep throating, a lot of work from Drake, and some terrible, funny music. Drake eventually finishes on one of the girl’s face. He then screams out that he’s a man!

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The Sexbusters then pick up their phone and it’s Peter North! That’s right, it’s Peter North and he says that his patient is going to commit suicide! The scene features Karen Summer blowing Peter North to entice the woman that wants to jump off a diving board into an empty pool. They then recommend that the woman take place of Karen Summer, and the scene moves forward. Heather Wayne takes over for Karen Summer and the two have sex. This is a young Peter North, mind you. This isn’t a bad film, but the lighting shifts and you can barely see what is going on. The music also shifts and it’s got a lot of keyboards and synth, with a terrible sound. Meanwhile, North and Wayne are sweating up a storm and it is one of those scenes where you forget that they are performing because they have good chemistry together. It’s always nice to see chemistry amongst performers, even if the scene isn’t too “sensual” in a way. No famous Peter North facial here, he just cums on Wayne’s pubic hair, and that’s it.

The movie ends with an orgy scene and all of the actors together. The whole cast has sex, and the camera moves from area to area in a large home where everyone is just going to town. This starts around the 43 minute more and finishes the whole scene. You get a lot of different action, with a lot of lesbian sequences, some overall straight sex, and clumsy music with a disco beat of sorts. St. Clair is moaning like crazy, and the other women seem to be enjoying themselves as well, but not nearly as entertaining as St. Clair here. There’s a lot of facials to go around, and eventually the movie completes itself with a Peter North special, if you know what I mean. That’s it. The film slows down for that last one, and it’s quite the sight to see, as the women seem to really enjoy the finale.

I give “Sexbusters” a 3 out of 5.

This is an entertaining romp, with a good amount of sex, but the theme song does it for me, and St. Clair’s over acting is fun to watch. The rest is ok, but it’s really that song that makes this a worthwhile flick for me.

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