Stripper Nurses (1994) Review

Stripper Nurses (1994) Poster/VHS Cover

Today we are going back to 1994. That’s quite a ways away for a movie that many people may have seen at their local video store, and millions rented. The movie is called, “Stripper Nurses” and it has a lot of different men and women in it. This movie stars Tammi Ann, Debi Diamond, Nick East, Ron Jeremy, TT Boy, Peter North, Shayla LaVeaux, Crystal Wilder, Sahara Sands, Kaylan Nicole, and more. I call this a film, like I do with other movies because it is filmed on film grain and produced with a high quality edge to it. Bill Smith is the director of photography here, and It’s actually a well sequenced piece of cinema. I was surprised by the quality of the film grain, as it looked like it was going to be put into theaters. Jim Holliday is the director here, and it starts with a lot of women putting on clothing. It also says that 9 of the 20 porno stars in the movie will be on the national dance circuit, and most likely will be escorting as well, because that’s how the industry works in many ways.

The movie itself, after the credits, starts with three blondes taking off their bras and panties. They are putting on nurses outfits, and that’s it. A tall blonde woman goes into Ron Jeremy’s office and starts yelling about the new rules. She then gets on Jeremy’s desk and starts licking his face. This is Debi Diamond, and Ron Jeremy is well, the hedgehog.

Debi Diamond and Ron Jeremy start to make out, and they really get into this one. They have a lot of chemistry, and Ron isn’t as fat as he is now. He begins with oral, and Diamond really reacts, and it’s intriguing to see authentic orgasms on set. Diamond is a flexible, tall, blonde haired woman, and she really loves every second of what is going on, at least in contrast to other scenes that I’ve reviewed. At this point in the game, Jeremy’s erection isn’t as hard as it was in the 1980s. It’s about three quarters of a chub, and he holds onto the base of his penis really hard to hold the blood flow. At one point it looks like he’s not even hard, as Diamond blows him, and it looks like Jeremy has been using a penis pump, which I don’t know if true or not, but it looks engorged and unnatural at some points. I could be wrong of course. Midway through the scene, after some back and forth on a couch, Diamond gets anal and really starts to moan, and this part is where Jeremy is the hardest, letting go of the base of his penis and going all into the anal scene. Although, that is short lived, because at a certain point he seems to be pushing rope, and it looks a bid odd. Eventually, he cums on Diamond’s face, and it’s an interesting little sequence. After the sex, the blonde pushes Jeremy and he falls over a couch, and that’s the end of the scene.

The next scene features a bunch of women changing into their nurses uniform. These are dresses, mind you, not scrubs. The set is the same set as Jim Holliday’s “Car Wash Angels”. The women here start to act and talk about how working environments are pretty tough now, and things are changing for the worse.

The women get dressed and the scene goes to Debi Diamond talking with a young Nick East. East is in a hospital bed, and she offers him a little extra service. She then climbs on the bed and starts to give him a blow job, while standing up on the bed. This is a unique position and definitely a cool look. Diamond then gets to work, and she is one of the few porno actresses that I’ve seen in a long time that really gets into her work. This isn’t a long scene, but East really gets hard and totally goes through with a hard sexual romp with Diamond. Diamond moans, and screams at one point, then reaches for a wheelchair where East finishes on her face. The scene is done in a hospital room set, and it’s not half bad, although very bland.

True to the name, we see Ron Jeremy and a bunch of women talking, and then we see a scene where the girls start to dance. They are doing their strip club moves, and that’s about it. There’s not much to this, just a lot of dancing, and nudity, and close up of genitals, which isn’t bad.

After the dancing is over, Shayla LaVeaux finds Peter North and the two immediately start to make out in a recovery room. The mid 1980s synth pop music starts, and you know that this scene is going to bring about some sex, because the midpoint didn’t have much. The music here is stellar, mind you, if you’re a fan of the 1980s sound. Shayla LaVeaux is a shorter blonde, and I’ve seen her in other productions, but here she’s blonde, and she’s looking a little older. Despite that, she really puts on a good show to start, giving Peter North one hell of a blow job and letting her hair flow. This is a sensual starting point, and North seems to be really into the process. The only go through a couple of positions before North cums, and does so with the standard money shot that you’d expect from him. He cums in Shayla LaVeaux’s face and she licks it up, and that’s your ending. The recovery room looks like an old flea ridden motel room if you ask me. The ending here is strong, with Shayla blowing North after the fact, an applaud from me, as that’s a very hot thing to do. This is a short scene, but boy does it work well.

Ron Jeremy is seen in the hallway, and he’s trying to figure out where he’s going and that he needs to go back to class.

That fades to another dance sequence, where women are stripping. It’s your standard strip tease. Nothing too fancy, no lights, just a small stage in what appears to be an office building. At one point a woman lights a cigarette with her vagina and smokes through it. I kid you not. That’s a weird sequence around 36 minutes into the movie.

After the dancing, a couple of nurses start talking bad about the head nurse and how they don’t like things changing.

The sequence moves to the bedroom quarters where you are treated to a striptease and a lesbian romp. This includes, Crystal Wilder, Melanie Moore, Melinda Masglow, and Nina Hartley. The women just go forward with your standard lesbian sequence, using hands, legs, fingers, and one lady using a foot to get another off. There’s a lot of moaning, and wetness, and lots of oral, with the camera going around to catch all of the action. This one gets loud so don’t watch it with your headphones on. It’s a sexy romp with all the women showing off their goods, as you’d expect.

The scene ends, and we are immediately taken back to the room where Peter North was at previously. This time around Alexis DeVell and Sahara Sands are there talking to Peter North, and eventually the clothes come off. The 1980s pop music starts again, and Peter North is hard as rock here, while getting blown by the two ladies. It’s a sequence that is slow, and not that sexy, as previous scenes. It works, but you can tell that the women and North don’t have the same chemistry, although he is a professional and gets through it well enough. There are multiple entry points, even anal, no condoms, and eventually he finishes on the back of Sahara Sands, and that’s the end of this one. It’s not a long scene, but it works well enough.

After the romp, we are taken back to the bedroom quarters and there’s a line up of women. This is where they all line up and one lady takes on many licking and giving pleasure before an orgy begins of sorts. Angela Summers, Bionca, Debi Diamond, Kaylan Nicole, Shayla LaVeaux, Summer Knight, and Tiffany Mynx are all in this scene. Things start to work well, and seems to be headed in one direction, until Jim Holliday makes a cameo and yells at the women. That prompts Alex Sanders to show up, and he plays the luckiest man in the world starting to rim the women. There’s an orgy surrounding this one, but the camera maintains a focus on Alex Sanders with a blonde haired woman. This is a short scene, but it works, contrasting between lesbian elements and Sanders getting his rocks off. It’s an ending sequence that mirrors the one with TT Boy in another movie. The scene works well, Sanders delivers speed and precision sexual prowess, with good stamina, and the music complements the scene well enough. If you like it hard and fast, this ending works well.

I give “Stripper Nurses” a 3 out of 5.

I would give it a better rating if there was more chemistry between the actors, and the sound didn’t cut out of my VHS copy of this thing. Sanders saves the day at the end, with a cheering section of women begging him to cum, and the music is quite good. I love the film grain, and the overall movie isn’t bad, but it’s far from perfect. It’s adequate, mind you, and could very well do the trick for you, but it’s not my favorite, although it has some unique points.