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The movie starts to work through the motions of a plot. Mysteria shows up and talks to the detective, and after she leaves, he puts a video into the VCR, if you remember what those are. He turns on a video and it’s a porno that features Houston and P.J. Sparxx kissing and groping. That is our first scene.
P.J. Sparxx and Houston start to kiss and go through the motions of lesbian sex. The music is your average 16-bit sounding synth, bass, and slight guitar elements. It’s nothing too crazy, honestly, and it’s just average. Houston has her hair braided, giving her a tropical look, and Sparxx has dirty blonde hair, and seems more into this than Houston. The two go through the motions of kissing, licking, and moaning, and if you’re a lesbian scene fan, you’re going to like how sensual this scene gets. It wasn’t that bad, but isn’t amazing, either.
We cut to the detective, and there’s narration. The narrator questions whether or not Mysteria is telling him the truth, and he pulls up a folder, and he says that things are getting strange. He states that he’d watch the moon. The scene fades to black, and then we are laced inside a studio.
Inside the actor’s studio, it’s Keisha getting sultry and playing for the camera. In comes our detective and starts asking Tom Byron some questions. Byron has long hair, and his facial hair, the rocker phase he was sporting in the mid 1990s. The detective leaves and our next sex scene starts.
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This sex scene is filmed in an adult video studio, with a white backdrop, and features Keisha and Tom Byron. Keisha has long curly hair, and large breasts, and Tom Byron is all grown up, still in the industry from the 1980s forward. He’s all pierced here, and he is serviced quite well. There’s a jazzy, flute tune in the background, as Keisha blows Byron and causes him to squirm a few times. Perhaps she uses teeth? I don’t know. The scene is quite mild to start, and it looks as though Byron almost cums at the 23 minute more, but some how maintains his focus. He eventually gives oral, and then goes to the sex. The two don’t have that much chemistry together, and you don’t see Byron put on a condom to have sex here. The two go through a few positions, Keisha moans a little, and Byron just seems to close his eyes after insertion and moves forward. The two just don’t seem to be loving this, but they are professionals so they work through the motions, and get through the scene. Keisha is not shaved, Byron is completely shaved, the music intensifies a little, but the majority of the camera shows Byron’s condom clad penis going in and out of Keisha as she uses her hands to stimulate herself. Byron gets a little sweaty, and just continues to work through the motions of sex for a short while before the two switch to Russian style, and then he cums on Keisha right after the music cuts out. The money shot is on Keisha’s face and that’s it, nothing crazy. It was a lackluster scene, but these are professionals so they got it done, it’s just not that erotic if you ask me.
The movie continues, and we see a couple of guys talking. Then our detective comes through and asks a few questions. He wants to know about Mysteria and where she may be. They try to kick him out, and eventually he is asked to help the guys make a porno, and he accepts. He becomes the camera guy, and we get into our next scene.
With the detective on the camera, the scene turns into Valeria, Dick Nasty and Vince Vouyer having sex in a three some that has a bit of chemistry. So much so that Dick Nasty starts sweating early and Valeria is extremely wet before any sex goes down. She’s quivering and shaking and screaming at one point, while Vince Voyeur can’t seem to get an erection at one point. He struggles to get it up, and it’s evident he’s having problems in the scene, so the camera focuses on Valeria and Nasty using their hands to get her to orgasm, and it’s quite the scene. It’s the best part of this movie up to this point. Valeria is a tall, blonde that looks good with her clothes off, and has real breasts. I can’t unsee Vince Vouyer’s flaccid penis though, as he’s not hard during Nasty and Valeria going to town with their hands, getting a real orgasm out of this. It’s really good, and makes this movie worth checking out just to see that sequence and hear her moaning and screaming at one point. This changes at the 40 minute or so mark, as Voyeur finally gets up, and when he does, he’s big, and Valeria sucks him off while I assume Dick Nasty continues to use his hands and mouth to get her to continue to be wet. It becomes apparent that Dick Nasty and Valeria have a lot of chemistry together when he gets first turn on the sex, and the two go into doggy style, while Vince Voyeur gets sucked off. No more erection problems here, and the sex scene turns into quite the romp. There’s no condoms here, and Valeria cums a few times, and it’s very evident this is not faked. It’s a gem to see these things happen in porn, as it’s rare. Voyeur gets a turn having sex with Valeria as she turns her attention to Dick Nasty for a blow job, and while Vince is fast, hard, and gets sweaty, our blonde haired actress doesn’t seem to be as excited. Voyeur eventually takes his penis out, and Dick Nasty comes back for an anal section of this long scene. This is one of the best scenes I’ve ever seen, and it’s because of the chemistry between two of the three members here. Eventually we get a money shot on Valeria’s pubic hair, and that’s the end. This is one hell of a scene folks, and it perhaps gets an award. This scene is one of the best sex scenes in porno ever. Mysteria “Scene 3” featuring Valeria, Dick Nasty, and Vince Voyeur, golden porno of epic proportions!
Dallas D’Amour and Nick East churn out a scene up next. I’ve seen Nick East somewhere before, but I can’t seem to picture him during this video. Dallas has a pierced vagina lip, and Nick gives her oral, making her somewhat wet. She’s not completely shaved, but has a nice trail. She’s a brown skinned, black haired, woman, and looks Latina, with fake breasts, and the two have sex in a bar. The scene is a slow burn, going forward with D’Amour moaning a lot from foreplay before the two engage in a strong sexual experience. Dallas D’Amour is very theatric, moaning a great deal, while the synth jazzy music plays underneath. Nick East does well here, going all out, no condom, and just going through the motions of hot sex. It’s a great little scene, and at some angles Dallas D’Amour looks like Melina from the WWE. If you wanted to see a Melina sex tape from WWE, here is a scene for you. Fans of anal will like the second half of this scene, where Nick East slips it into D’Amour’s butt until he cums all over it. The two really seem to have a passion for the scene towards the end, but it is a slow burning one, so you’ll need to wait a little before the action really gets going.
As we move past the sex, we get the detective at a bar asking questions. Nick East tells him the whole story, and that leads to a sexual three way with Houston, Dallas D’Amour and Alec Metro. Alec Metro is famous for me, because he was having sex with Stacy Valentine and she was complaining that there were ants on the ground during the shoot. So she got a broom and started to clean up in the middle of their sexual romp by a pool. That was funny. Anyways, this is a standard three way sex scene. There are no condoms here, Houston gets worked over by Metro, and D’Amour is in the mix too. They have sex in a pink room, with pink walls, pink bed spread, and it’s not a terrible scene. The editing is a bit off, one minute Houston is on her back, the next D’Amour is in doggy style, and overall this is a good sequence of sex with Alec Metro doing his pro job. He has a lot more chemistry with D’Amour than with Houston in this one, and it is evident. It’s an interesting scene, with a lot of focus on D’Amour close up. She’s more shaved here than when she was in the bar, mind you. After some back and forth, Metro finishes on D’Amour’s back, and that’s the end of the sex. Houston wasn’t getting too much sex here, which was interesting, although she was in the scene.
After the sex is done, we are back to narration with Alec Metro talking about the detective business. He just talks and that’s it. Nothing crazy. The detective quits his job, though, and is now a bouncer at the bar, and that’s it. The end of the movie, with overhead views of Los Angeles, a jazzy synth soundtrack, and the end. Not a terrible movie, not a great one, and that’s the end.
I give “Mysteria” a 3 out of 5.
The 3 goes all for the second scene, where Valeria really turned me on. I almost had to stop the review to rub one out, it was that good. Other than that, this movie suffers from a lack of chemistry between the stars, a slow starting line, and well, an over acted finish in the end. I’m not a big fan. Houston’s other work may be fine, but here, it’s not great. The movie is marginally good, and well, it’s not gonzo, but it’s not great either.
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