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The opening sequence is of a hospital exterior, with the credits rolling. We then move to the interior and within a few minutes we are getting into the sex.
Janey Robbins and Herschel Savage start making out in a room inside the hospital. Robbins is a brunette with natural breasts, tanned skin, and a dirty mouth. Herschel Savage is your every man at this point, and he gets into the action fast, getting hard and then getting oral from Robbins, before he starts giving her oral on a hospital bed. The two keep up the dirty talk as the scene progresses and showcases exactly what you’d expect from sex in the 1980s porno world. The camera and lighting are a bit dim, the music is classic 1980s synth rock. The dirty talk is terrible, and the two don’t share a lot of charisma to be honest. The sex starts and it’s not bad. The two have a bit of a struggle to start, but eventually Savage just goes in deep putting Robbin’s leg up nearly over her head to get more leverage. There’s a focus on missionary position at one point, then the two start to go faster and the camera kind of shows off what is going on here and there, full bush, no condoms. Eventually the two go into doggy style, and all the while Robbins keeps her stockings on. The two have sex for a while before she starts to blow Savage for the ending. He eventually cums and Robbins uses her hands to get every ounce out before kissing and licking up Savage’s body. Not a bad opening scene, but only about 10 minutes long, with a focus on a few positions that’s all.
The scene fades to black then comes back. It’s the two waking up in a hospital bed together needing to get back to work. Herschel Savage is a doctor here, and we’re left to assume that Janey Robbins is a nurse. The doctor goes through the hallways and then gets to work. There’s a bit of good acting here, and the camera follows the doctor as he talks to others in the hallway. We find that the doctor is a surgeon, and yells at one of the administrators on his way to rounds. The set here is 100% real, it is a full hospital setting, and the acting is far better than anything I’ve seen in the 1990s for this site thus far. The sets, the sound, the acting, the background, and everything comes together as a “movie” not just a porno. Even the wardrobe is good here. It’s fascinating to say the least.
The story moves forward with the nurses talking about whether or not our main character nurse wants to move to a new job. They start gossiping, and then you get to the nurses changing room. There’s some gossip in there and they all start talking about who is dating who and the likes. It’s like an episode of “Grey’s Anatomy”, with a focus on the larger story. The hospital may be shutting down, and everyone is worried about what could very well be next for the crew.
Moving forward we are taken to where a nurse is massaging a patient. The nurse says that she is in charge and that the patient has to take orders from her. He starts to feel up the nurse, and the 1980s new wave music starts to work through. But before anything could happen, rounds begin with several doctors coming in to talk about what injuries he has. I cannot express how well the acting is in this movie, compared to nearly all other pornos from the 1990s. You had to act, which is kind of cool. The doctors leave and the nurse leaves for a moment. She looks down the hallway and then closes the door, and locks it. The music comes back and you know what is going to happen next, right?
Becky Savage and Paul Thomas start to work through a passionate nurse and patient sex scene. I have a thing for nurses, so this whole movie concept is interesting to me. Becky Savage is a thin, pale, brunette with short hair and a 1980s nurses outfit. The two start to caress and kiss, and this leads to removing clothing, but slowly. The nurse gets on her knees and starts blowing Paul Thomas and he’s a bit larger than your average male. He starts to thrust into the nurses mouth and keeps wondering if he’s going to get in trouble. While he gets blown he uses his hands up the nurse’s skirt, and this scene really takes off. Not all clothing comes off here, and the end is just Thomas cumming onto Becky Savage’s face, and that’s it. The scene ends with just a blow job, and it’s a good one. No nurse has ever treated me that good, that’s for sure. For a blow job scene, it’s quite good.
The movie then goes back to the drama of the story. The doctor and his nurse are talking and they are wondering if this is the last day for the hospital. A lot of time is spent building the next part of the plot. As far as movies are concerned, I can see why these pornos have so much plot. The reason for this was because they were shown in porno theaters and you wanted to have more than just pure sex. I personally don’t like gonzo movies, so I appreciate the time taken to build a full story around the porn that is being shot. I won’t go into detail with every single thing that is said, but it’s a main story of complaining patients, a possible shutdown of the hospital, and nurses trying to keep everything in order.
After some discourse we move to the next sex scene. The sex scene features Misty Dawn and John Holmes, yes that John Holmes. There’s a slick 1980s tune that starts, and Holmes immediately takes Dawn’s panties off. She’s not shaved. She’s petite, has curly brunette hair, and the two start to make out a little before the clothes come off. Dawn deep throats Holmes, and it is truly a sight to see. The two get into 69, and the process is a little slow to start. Holmes is NOT very hard during this scene, at least not for a good part of the beginning. He does have a big penis, and it is all him, but getting a huge erection in 1983, I guess wasn’t on the cards? He has more facial hair than in his previous movies, and is most likely into his full drug days. A pair of stirrups come up and Misty Dawn’s legs are put up. Perhaps a pump was used, as Holmes grabs the base of his penis and then goes all the way in for this sex scene. He doesn’t have very many moves, mind you, he’s just very big, so he uses that to his advantage, while Dawn stays in her stirrups. She asks Holmes to stick it in her ass, and he obliges, going into anal sex for a while, before he cums, but not a tremendous display. The director cuts the film at the 37 minute and 33 second mark because of it. This is a lackluster scene, but Misty Dawn is lovely, and well looks great even with Holmes not being grand.
A quick exterior scene is shown, and then we are amidst the doctor talking to his wife. It’s Herschel Savage and a brunette talking about how he didn’t come home at night. Again, the drama is turned up, and the acting is quite good.
After some mundane nursing elements, we are sent to a back office where we see Kimberly Carson and David Sanders hanging out. Kimberly Carson has a short brunette hairstyle, like a rocker from the Sunset Strip, and is wearing white lingerie, while David Sanders looks like a hippy out of the 1970s. Caron starts to striptease and in comes the jazz funk sounds. Kimberly Carson and David Sanders are involved in this backroom sex scene.
Before you get to see the sex, however, the camera cuts to the doctors washing up for surgery. This is spliced in, and then you go back to the backroom, where there’s now a bed, and both actors naked.
Kimberly Carson delivers a slow and easy blow job to David Sanders. This is a short romp, with a lot of hair, neither person shaved, and your traditional positions, with a funky soundtrack that is a mix of rock and jazz and bass. Carson moans a little, Sanders keeps at it until he finishes, and this may be the least provocative sex scene I’ve seen in a long time. It’s laughable how bad this is, but hey, it’s 1983, so I guess that’s ok. Eventually Sanders finishes on Carson’s pubic hair and that’s the end of this scene. It’s a short, very stale sex romp.
Moving forward, we are treated to a surgical scene. The doctors are talking while in surgery, and the attention to the sets is incredible here. You are going to be absolutely floored by the production value that is given to this porno. The drama runs deep and during surgery the patient dies on the table. The drama keeps moving up and it’s just a rough spot.
The movie transitions to Savage smoking in his office. Savage then talks to a nurse and says that she is going to Chicago, and that the two may not have a future. There’s a love triangle going on, and well, it’s a sad point with piano music and the realization that there’s an end to the relationship between this doctor and nurse. This really pulls at your heart strings.
The movie continues to a nurse talking to a patient. This time around it’s Dominique and Paul Baressi that are going to engage in some sex. This scene isn’t that great. Dominique has long black, wavy hair, and Paul Baressi looks like a creeper with a thin mustache, and is in a hospital bed. Soft, sensual music plays and Dominique goes in for a blow job. Baressi does get hard after a spell, but this is a slow moving scene. The two move from oral to sex on a hospital bed, and it’s not that great. It only takes a few minutes before Baressi cums, and really, this was the weakest of the sex scenes. Back in 1983, you didn’t have to last long apparently, you could just have sex in a few minutes and that’s that. This was a lousy scene to say the least.
The movie transitions to the doctor leaving from the long day. A janitor is vacuuming, and just continues to do so while the doctor goes to his mansion somewhere. He gets home and seeks out his wife, named Joyce. She is played by Kay Parker, one of Mick Foley’s favorite porno stars. After the couple talk, the movie concludes with a sensual love making scene.
Kay Parker and Herschel Savage play husband and wife in the bedroom, in a sensual sex scene. If you haven’t seen a Kay Parker scene before, you will denote that she has high cheek bones, curly black hair, and a full bush. She has large natural breasts, and she moans a lot during oral. Herschel Savage starts with oral, and lots of kissing. Eventually, with no condom mind you, Kay Parker gets on top and the two start to engage in sex. The two grind each other, and then the two intensely switch positions and start getting more active. The music is a classic 1980s synth guitar instrumental. The set is your classic bedroom set, with minimal lighting. Kay Parker has very large natural breasts and they swing and hang, as the two go forward with their love making session she moans and says, “I will always love you”. After some time Herschel asks Parker to hold her breasts together and he goes Russian and then cums in between her breasts, and then spouts the lines, “I’m not going anywhere baby”, and then kisses her passionately. The two truly look like a married couple as the movie ends, and we get the credits.
I give “Nasty Nurses” a 3 out of 5.
I know, I gave a lot of praise to the quality of the acting, the plot, and so much more. However, since this is a porno, the sex has some measure of rating too. I didn’t hate this movie, mind you, but aside from a couple of ok sex scenes, it’s really just a B-level cable porno movie. Yes, it’s hardcore, but it’s not long winded, and really pushes the plot more than the actual sex. It’s not a great showcase of sex, but it’s not a terrible one either. I’m conflicted because I want to rate it higher, but the sex just isn’t grand, with the exception of possibly two scenes, and one blow job scene which is not half bad. As far as nurse porno movies are concerned, this is not a great one, but it’s serviceable none the less, a solid 3 out of 5. If you can find it on VHS or DVD, go for it.
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