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The movie starts with Peter North running with a platoon of women. They are scantily clad and he’s got camouflage pants and that’s it. The credits start and he commands that they follow his lead and then run 5 miles.
After the credits we go to a den. In the den there is Alicia Monet in a nice dress, and Peter North in a bright blue polo. He is just sitting there and the two start talking. One thing leads to another and Alicia Monet disrobes, and gets on her knees to start sucking off Peter North. This first sex scene occurs within the first 5 minutes of the movie, reminding you exactly what you’re watching. It is a standard starting line with Peter North not immediately hard, but getting there as Monet works things out to a standing ovation. Monet is a tall, brunette with curly hair, and Peter North is still young with a mullet, and what Jenna Jameson called a soda can penis that ripped her up. The camera is clean here, no harsh editing, and is actually remastered or something because the lighting in this den is far more modern than the original movie, and is actually a testament to whomever did the editing and production. The blow job is good, there’s no music here, just the sounds of sucking, moaning, and breathing. The scene goes from Peter North getting blown to Monet laying on her shoulders with her legs split, and North dropping in like an anchor into her. I am not aware of this position’s name, but it’s unique, and it is certainly not something that many couples are doing. Monet has blue eyes, isn’t completely shaved, and has natural breasts. Peter North is completely shaved, from what I can tell, but he keeps his polo on during this scene, concentrating while Monet moans and gets done well. There’s sweat in this one, no condom, and a set that looks like your uncle’s den, complete with lazy boy and fireplace. There are multiple positions here, and eventually North cums on a nice load on Monet’s pubic mound, which she rubs out and into herself, in a glistening array of finality. This is one hell of a finish, but the director cuts to North making vinegar strokes, and throws me off. Otherwise, this ending is quite sensual, leaving North completely spent.
The scene changes, and shows Monet using a knife to tell North that she has what she came for, which allows North to pull a gun. He says don’t let your guard down and don’t bring a knife to a gun fight. He then removes his polo and then he turns to the camera and says to be ready for the big exam at dawn.
We go to dawn, and Peter North is in camo. He says that they all have to seduce males and get their secret papers.
The next scene features Megan Leigh crying about how she’s not like other girls and that she can’t do what others do. Mike Horner is the guy that she’s supposed to seduce, and he gives up his papers fast, and tells Leigh that she doesn’t have to work so hard. The two then start to disrobe and we start the next sex scene.
Megan Leigh and Mike Horner start with a little foreplay, no music, and a makeshift bed in a warehouse setting. The lighting is once again good, and it’s an interesting choice to only have the sounds of sex. Megan Leigh is a blonde haired woman with natural breasts, painted finger nails, and partially shaved pubic region. She makes a lot of noise throughout, and Mike Horner looks a lot like a SNL alumnus. The opening blow job from Megan Leigh is sensual, slow, and focused. She gives a good deep throat at one point, and this scene looks like something that is more modern than anything else. She uses her hands, she strokes Horner well, and honestly, the two have a lot of chemistry together, and it shows. This is no doubt one of the better starts to a sex scene, and a spectacular blow job to start the sex. After that, Horner gets on top and starts to move his hips into Megan Leigh. Leigh’s moans are a bit much considering, but the close up of the insertion shows you that she’s wet and responding well to Mike Horner’s pushing. At a certain point they go into doggy style, and Horner looks to be in work mode while Leigh is just trying to stay up and into the whole thing. They seem to lose steam around the 27-minute mark and are out of sync having sex, with Leigh’s sounds getting more theatrical for what seems like no reason if you ask me. Horner eventually cums on her butt and she goes back to pull on it a little, and that’s the end. This is just an average sex scene with a good opening. The blow job leads to a sex scene that is a bit uninspired if you ask me.
The scene fades, and we go to another section of the final exam for the women.
Moving along we see Alicia Monet seducing Jerry Butler. This scene is outdoors and has no music as the other scenes. The two have sex under a makeshift tent, and it’s straightforward. Jerry Butler plays an Indian guru, and says that she cannot have sex with him. Monet then drops to her knees and starts to blow Butler. He quickly changes his tune, and the two engage in another test for the larger goal of the plot. The two go into 69 at one point, and they just go at it very hard. The reverse cowgirl sequence at the 35 minute mark, for instance, is quite good. Monet has wild curly brown hair, and all natural big breasts. She seems to get into this role quite a bit, and really gives Butler a ride. Multiple positions are done here, and eventually Jerry Butler cums on Monet’s lower back and butt, and that’s the end. Nothing too crazy, but Monet’s performance is quite good, and Butler staying in character is funny as well. The two tire out and then just lay together for a second until Monet steals some documents from him.
The next scene starts and it’s Tiffany Storm trying to steal from Peter North. North finds her, and she takes off her top. Tiffany Storm has large natural breasts, long brown hair, and of course Peter North has signature mullet in this scene. This is a scene that has a military set, and the two go into the action fast. Peter North and Tiffany Storm start to make out and go into oral quite quickly. Both dressed in camouflage, inside a tent with good lighting. Storm gives a good blow job, although a bit slow, and after some oral given to her, North takes down his pants, but leaves them at his ankles and starts to go in sideways on Tiffany Storm. She is not shaved, no condoms used, and the two work out some frustration with relative ease. She seems into it for the most part, moaning, and holding onto the bed as hard as she can as North goes forward with thrusting as much and as hard as he can. After multiple positions, the two land on doggy style for the finale, and the director shows Peter North’s face for his vinegar strokes, and eventually the money shot approaches where North cums on Tiffany Storm’s big breasts.
The scene ends, and we are taken to a lakeside area. There is a tall blonde haired woman looking bored when a man approaches from under the water. He captures her, and she gets scared. Billy Dee threatens Tracey Adams and asks for some sex before she dies. This scene is slow moving, the woman keeping an accent, and Billy Dee giving oral because he doesn’t get nearly as hard when Tracey Adams gives him oral. He eventually gets it up and sticks it in, as the two have sex on the underside of a small boat. This is a little sensual at times, Dee never really pushing too hard and Adams not moaning too loudly. It’s a tame scene with a lot of hair, and just normal sex. It’s kind of boring actually. Once again there are multiple positions and eventually Tracey Adams, looking like Traci Lords lets Dee finish on the boat as he pulls out for the finish. She then sprays him with something and he falls out cold. She then goes for the documents she’s suppose to steal and that’s the end of this scene.
Up next we are taken to a raft in the middle of a lake. It’s here that Tiffany Storm and Jerry Butler start the next scene. Storm goes for a blow job immediately and Butler responds by getting really hard and just letting her do her magic. After some oral, Butler gets Storm to get on her back and he goes in on her. She has large breasts, and the scene is outside, and gets done quickly. Butler and Storm seem to be in work mode for the most part, but there are a few moments where you swear that the two are unique lovers, not “working” but rather just enjoying themselves together. A couple of standard positions and then doggy style occurs, and Storm steals some documents while Butler eventually cums on her back and that’s that. It’s standard porno sex, nothing too exciting after an initially good blow job.
I give Rambo-ohh 2: The Sex Platoon a 2 out of 5.
I appreciated the lighting and remastering done for this release, if that was done at all. I also appreciated the all natural looking women, and the sex for the most part. However, much of the sex was uninspired, and lazy. However, there’s enough here to squeak one out, and while this is better than the first movie, it still isn’t grand. It’s a porno that has nothing to do with the original movie or source material, and honestly, is just an interesting porno to see after you’ve seen the first one. I liked it for the most part, but it’s not great at all. A 2 out of 5 is generous all things considered.
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