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| Stacked With Honors (1993) Porn Cover |
The movie starts with a very low budget look. Randy West is at a desk talking about how his realities and dreams sometimes thrown together. He has a chaotic mind, and he’s writing and narrating what is going on. He calls in a secretary to proof read his work. The movie then moves forward to West looking outside and walking somewhere. He gets in his car and then drives.
At the 2 minute mark, we are shown a couple having sex. I know from other movies that this is TT Boy, but am not sure who he is having sex with. It’s not a full sex scene, it’s just bumping and grinding with fake moaning overall.
The movie moves forward to showing Lana Sands and getting introduced two a couple of blondes.
The scene changes to Randy West at a bar, he’s just getting a drink and shoots the breeze with a blonde bartender. Nothing major happens here. Randy West leaves the bar, and gets back in his car, about to drive somewhere. Meanwhile, he imagines what it would be like to have sex with the bartender. As he sits in his car, he starts imagining more of what it would be like to do the bartender, and at around 5 minutes, we are into the first sex scene.
The first sex scene features Tifffany Mynx and Randy West. There’s a bar set, and some smooth jazz that comes through. Tiffany Mynx is a tall blonde girl, with all-natural breasts, and Randy West is a legend, as you may know. The film grain on my VHS tape of this makes her hair look a little brownish, but I’m assuming it’s blonde. Mynx unrobes and heads to West and starts to blow him immediately. One thing about west, he always got hard, and while he’s not the biggest guy, he is reliable. Mynx goes down on him for a while, the smooth jazz boring me to death. She has some skills, only using her mouth, no hands, and just going through the motions. There is no money shot, the director just cuts back to Randy West in his car, and he drives back to his office.
Randy West comes back to his office and talks to his secretary, but it turns out that it’s only his imagination again. He’s in his car, and he imagines what it would be like to have sex with his secretary.
Randy West and Diva are the second sex scene, and it goes straight into reverse cowgirl while West is seated in a chair. Diva is an Asian woman that has black hair, natural breasts, and moans a lot during the scene. It’s not that great, but it’s not terrible either. There’s a heavy guitar jazz element going through, in the set of an office as the two just go through the motions of sex. Diva does a lot of the work initially, and just jumps on West hard. There’s no money shot again, West just wakes up from his day dream in his car and that’s it.
Randy West at some points in this movie looks like Sid Vicious, the pro wrestler. It made me laugh. After this scene, a tall woman shows up at an apartment and some random dude shows up and talks to TT Boy. The woman says that she has to go, and TT Boy has to study, as he’s shirtless on a couch. The dude stays behind and the two just shoot the breeze a bit.
The movie switches to a few women talking about how hard Psychology class is, and they are referring to Randy West. Randy West is a teacher, apparently, and the women talk about how he’s an interesting teacher. The women talk about how all teachers suck, and the scene switches.
We now see Randy West reading a book, talking to his secretary when he imagines her naked. This scene ends without anything major.
Up next, we see Sahara Sands and Rebecca Bardoux role playing with TT Boy. They roleplay a bit and they are all naked, except one of the girls is wearing sneakers and socks. The women are college coed types, both blonde haired, and neither with implants. They are very much California looking women, and TT Boy of course is a legend in the porno world. He starts making out with the girls, and eventually gets hard, and starts to get action. Again, no condoms here, and TT Boy is rock hard within a few seconds of starting to get blown by each woman. TT Boy gets into it with each woman, and he gets one to scream loud as he moves faster and faster. The director let this one go forward without edits, as you see each performer sweating through this, and while he switches women at one point, he just goes through each position hard, and gets the women to orgasm. It should be noted that one is not shaved, and the other is trimmed. After getting into anal at one point, he cums and that’s the money shot, showing off what is going on.
The scene abruptly ends, and it turns out that the women were just daydreaming, and that’s it.
Moving forward, we get a lot of plot movement, with Randy West imagining his secretary naked, then the students talking about him together. They all just talk about sex and different things. It’s not that good, just bad acting.
The scene shifts to two women starting to kiss on a maroon couch. This features Paula Price and Serenity going to town with a lesbian scene. The one thing about lesbian porno scenes is that they are either forced or they are genuine. I can say that this one is genuine, with Serenity really cumming several times with Paula Price. As for their looks, Serenity is a thin brunette with breast implants and a tan line from her bathing suit. Paula Price is a blonde haired girl that looks very much like a California native. The two go through the motions of oral, fingers, and more in this intimately sexual lesbian scene.
After the lesbian scene, we are taken to Randy West’s office again after a couple of students talking.
Randy West imagines having sex with the bartender form the first scene. It features Tiffany Mynx and Randy West at the bar having sex, and it’s not half bad. West is a good performer, and Mynx moans a great deal in pleasure, and the two work out a standard scene of sex.
West snaps out of it, and starts to talk to his secretary. She’s naked again.
The director switches to the students talking again, before we get back to West and his secretary talking.
The two talk until the two start to make out a little, and Diva gets on her hands and knees and blows Randy West. This scene is in his office, and it’s just a blow job scene, and nothing more. There’s no money shot here, it just kind of ends.
West leaves his office and it shows that he’s outside day dreaming, talking about how he needs to get out more.
Randy West and Tiffany Mynx is shown again, only this time it’s another position as he has her on the bar. He gets her to moan louder and even yell at one point, as the two really enjoy having sex together in this sequence. We finally get a true money shot, with West cumming on Mynx’s pubic mound.
There’s a few moments in between the next scene but it’s fast, and it has nothing to do with the plot.
We are thrown back to the dorm rooms of a school and TT Boy shows up where Lana Sands is hanging out in a towel. She starts to kiss him and we are into the next sex scene. The music here is hilarious, throwing in a rockabilly sound but only with keyboards to make all the music work. It’s funny as a contrast to the sex that is going on. Lana Sands is an Asian woman with long black hair, natural breasts, and skinny frame. She services TT Boy with relative ease, and works through the motions of a blow job to get him hard before the sex begins. There’s a bit of oral before TT Boy pushes himself into Sands, who moans heavily upon insertion and through the motions that he throws into the scene. TT Boy really gets a good reaction with Sands, and this scene makes up for the lackluster elements in the movie. Sands even screams at one point in pleasure, and it’s an interesting sex scene between the two. The scene isn’t too long and there are only two positions before TT Boy cums on Sands’ face, and she blows him after the fact, swallowing at one point. The scene fades to black and we are thrown into another plot point.
We go back to Randy West’s office, and he talks to his secretary. She starts to take off her clothes, and this time it’s not a dream. Diva and Randy West have sex in this scene, and it’s fully realized, not just a figment of the character’s imagination. Diva takes off her clothes slowly and presents herself to Randy West, and the romantic music starts. This time around Diva is loud, commands attention from West, and he delivers with a money shot on her pubic mound, and that’s it. They go through several positions, and it’s not a bad scene, although it seems derivative of what we already saw thus far.
After this moment we go to the students talking about how some guy cheated on one of the women. They then just discuss the issue of infidelity and getting revenge. The plot then moves to seeing the women naked, back to Randy West narrating, and then to a couch where Paula Price and Eric Price are sitting.
Paula Price and Eric Price start making out, and of course they are not related. The two just start to go through the movements of sex. Paula Price looks a bit older than the rest of the cast, and Eric Price is a new guy, I haven’t really seen him in other projects yet. The two start grinding together and then the clothes start coming off for foreplay. The sex here is normal, nothing too crazy, Eric Price is cut, muscular, and almost looks like he should be in gay porn, but he works well with Paula here, and she moans a bit. The two go through revenge sex, and nothing too sensual at all, just straight up sex, as you’d expect. The music is rockabilly keyboard jazz type stuff and it’s boring. For the sake of the story, there is a tape recorder that is recording all the sounds. Eric then finishes on Paula’s chest, and that’s it.
That’s the final scene of sex, with the final plot point being revealed as a couple of women saying that they are going to raise some hell. She says that she’s going to mail Russell a tape and that’s it, the credits role and we are done.
I give “Stacked With Honors” a 1 out of 5.
This is an ill-conceived, plot heavy porno with only one great scene. Lana Sands and TT Boy steal the show with their sex scene, but other than that, I didn’t really find the rest to be that compelling. However, if you’re a fan of the actors in this movie, then you may like it. I didn’t necessarily feel it was great, but you may feel different.
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