American Pie (1995) Review

"American Pie" 1995 Poster SRC adultdvdempire dot com

I had no idea that I would be reviewing the Paul Norman film, “American Pie” from 1995 today. It features Nikki Tyler’s first video, Jeanna Fine, Jenteal, Melissa Hill, Amber Woods, Marc Wallice, Tom Byron, Mark Davis, and Frank Towers. The movie starts with some guitar music, and an introduction to the cast, and it’s an interesting little movie title screen with Paul Norman getting the writing and direction credits here. In 1995, this would have played on Spice Network for sure. It screams mid-level production, and interesting San Fernando Valley interior elements. This has nothing to do with “American Pie” the movie featuring teenagers trying to get laid for prom. This is also not the same movie that Jenna Jameson was in, because that movie is called “Cherry Pie”, and I found an old VHS tape for that long ago. Instead, this is something that is altogether new for me. I know the stars of this film from other movies, but I didn’t realize this was Nikki Tyler’s first major role, so how does it play out? Is it worth watching? Let’s find out with this review of “American Pie” from 1995.

You start with that classic trope. A wife comes home looking for her husband, and can’t seem to find him. Where could he be? Jeanna Fine comes on screen and just starts looking for people, and see who was there. She asks for someone to get a car and then leaves. Meanwhile a maid and what I could only believe is the man of the house are hiding. Once Jeanna Fine leaves, Frank Towers and Amber Woods start making out.

Amber Woods is an interesting looking woman, blonde hair, tight body, but Frank Towers looks like a Televangelist, so it throws me off a little. Woods is a typical California looking porn model, and is quite lovely in the maid outfit. There’s no condom here, and Frank Towers makes some insane faces as the two have sex on a staircase near the basement of a house. Woods is not shaved, and she keeps her heels on. The two have somewhat basic sex before Woods gets off and starts to blow Towers for the finish. This wasn’t great, and the money shot was laughable. Woods rubs it on her face and lips, but doesn’t swallow at all. The two move the plot here, as they find out a will. Someone must’ve died or something, I’m not sure.

The next scene shows two women talking about what could have been given to the mistress.

Jenteal and Nikki Tyler go at it here, after talking about having sex with a 70 year old man, and how one misses the old dude. This is a good enough scene, especially if you like lesbian scenes. The two work well together, and there’s a lot of moaning here. If you’re a fan of lesbian sex, specifically watching women perform oral on each other, then this is for you. It seems genuine, and the two seem to really get off in this scene, which is always a good note. This scene sure beats the first scene, and the music is also quite good.

Moving forward, Jeanna Fine is seen in a bath robe and we get the crux of the movie. Fine is a wife that has lost her husband, and is concerned that she’s not going to get a lot of money. She’s saddened, as Mark Davis and Tom Byron standby listening to her complain. Tom Byron here has his long hair, and it’s interesting that his look is so different from the past.

Jeanna Fine asks for the butlers to start massaging her, and they eventually start taking off their clothes, because you know, this is a porno after all. Jeanna Fine was one of my first ever porn crushes, and seeing here really got me thinking about the past and present. If you’re a fan of Jeanna Fine, then you’re going to love this scene as the Byron and Davis give her a full ride of pleasure. Fine seems to enjoy herself here, as she does both guys, gets rimmed, and orally pleased throughout. There was no music for a good part of this scene, then out of the blue, there’s a country rock alternative tune in play as the two dudes really start to work on Fine. It’s a standard threeway for the most part, and then with a quick transition, it turns into a DP, and that’s really the interesting part about this one. Jeanna Fine doing a DP, and wow, she seems to love it. Byron comes first and then just lets it all out on her back. But there is a point where Fine looks to be in pain, but that ends, and Byron leaves the scene. I can’t confirm this, but there appears to be a stunt dick at the end, which is quite funny overall. Jeanna Fine swallows, but then kisses Mark Davis on the mouth, so maybe it wasn’t a stunt dick? I don’t know.

Jeanna Fine is in the office of Marc Wallice and wants to know how she can save her money. This is the best acting job for Fine, and Wallice is just there pretending to be a lawyer. This is a good overall conversation, and it’s not half bad. Fine does a good job here, and she eventually walks away, only to have Melissa Hill show up. Melissa Hill shows up in a red dress and pumps, and Wallice and Hill start to make out.

Melissa Hill and Marc Wallice have sex in his office and it appears that he is the only guy in this film that has a condom. Now, the condom is extra thin and really doesn’t show up, until you get a close up. It stays on perfectly with Melissa Hill, and she’s not shaven. He looks a lot like an adult romance novel cover model. Hill’s red hair and unique facial features make her a nice girl to watch, and I have reviewed some other of her movies. This wasn’t half bad, without a lot of music coming through for the most part, until towards the end. There’s some blues heavy guitar work, and the two just go at it standing for the most part. It’s always odd to me when the music sounds a lot better than the sex, and that’s what happened here. I was more interested in the soundtrack by the time the condom came off and Melissa Hill blew Wallice into cumming. Melissa Hill’s eyes are great, wow, what a vision, oh and she gets a facial, which is always nice to see in porno, I presume.

The movie moves to the County Courthouse where Jeanna Fine is going to talk to a lawyer, I can only assume. She gets in a fight with the mistress, who happens to be there too! The two wrestle a little and then start to have lesbian sex in a bathroom stall. That’s the finisher of this movie, and the two seem to really enjoy the process. Nikki Tyler gets a strap on, and Jeanna Fine gets plowed here, and the two go through some great moments, having fun together. Eventually the two finish, and I’m certain the director called cut. This is the end of this movie, there’s no real resolution, and I don’t know if anyone actually wanted to watch to the end. It’s a good scene for what it is, but it very much cuts the story short, if you were invested in it. I guess they become lovers? Fade to black, and The End, 1995, Wave video. No credits.

I give “American Pie” a 3 out of 5.

This is not a terrible movie, mind you. But it’s far from great. Jeanna Fine is great, Nikki Tyler is hot, and the rest, well it’s functional.

You can purchase “American Pie” from a wide variety of different locations. Including HERE where you can get an autographed copy of this movie!

Did you see “American Pie”? What did you think? Drop me a comment.