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| The Sex Lawyer (2002) DVD Cover |
The plot starts with a man who is desperate and is going to court for trial. But amidst going home, he ends up getting a gun and thinking about a robbery. He couldn’t do it, and decides to throw his gun away. However, the cops show up and arrest him anyways, and end up taking him in for questioning and saying that he has committed a local robbery. That switches to a couple of lawyers talking, and leaving behind two attractive people that are going to do it. The dubbing is so bad at this point, but the actors aren’t half bad.
Five minutes into the movie you get your first sex scene and it features Elinor Gasset and Frank Gun. To attractive European actors that start this a bit mechanical, with neither one of them having a lot of chemistry. The music starts, and you really start to see what this movie is, and it’s a European porno with Casio keyboard quality music. I was lauhing at this point, even though the clothes were starting to come off. The two are completely shaved, so if you like that kind of thing, this will be a fun scene for you. Other than that, it’s a mechanical sex scene with attractive people, but no real emotion. There’s very little emotional bond between these two, and it shows. Yes, there’s moaning, but it’s definitely not a great sequence. It’s very tedious, and even the money shot looks a bit painful until Elinor starts a blow job after the fact. The cinematography is good here, and the scene is functional, but the music and the boring sex doesn’t help.
The movie goes forward through another plot point. The principle lawyers discuss the case with one of the accused, and then you see the lawyer driving around. That leads to a scene where the criminal goes to jail and is stuck in prison. This of course takes time to build, and once the lights are out in prison, our criminal starts to imagine his sex life with his girlfriend, and it becomes a sensual scene, with once again, bad quality jazzy music, and fake moaning and dubbing.
The sex scene features Sophie Angel and Alex Mantegna. This is a workable scene, with the two going through various positions, but the harpsichord music really threw me off. The two work ok together, but it’s just mechanical again. It doesn’t look like they are really enjoying it until the very end where the moans start getting deeper, and it appears that Alex is starting to go soft. He must have gotten soft because there’s a fade to the ending money shot, and he doesn’t seem to be getting very close at all, so you see him jerking it while Sophie waits and moans, but eventually it’s overall and that’s it. Another sex scene in the books, and honestly, it’s not that great. It’s kind of boring.
In the next scene we see Margareth Deli, Sophie Angel, and Mike Foster in a threeway. This isn’t a terrible scene, but it definitely lacks the passion that you’d expect from a lot of other sex scenes. However, there are a few moments that make this one not half bad, and it’s the hand job portion of the sex. Everyone is clean shaven here, and everyone seems adequate in the positions, and having sex is fine, but it’s just a little mechanical.
The movie continues to with a lot of plot devices. There’s a late night study session, and eventually turns into sex. The two stars here include Lara Stevens and David Perry. This is a lot more passionate than the other scenes, with both performers kissing a lot. They kept kissing and going through, with a passionate score that really changed the mood of this movie. Seriously, this scene seems out of place, since the two actually seem to like each other a lot more than the others. The only odd thing, is that the movie has an English dub for some of the moaning.
After some plot maneuvering, the lawyer visits her client and through their talk, ends up giving him a special gift. This scene features Milly D'Abbraccio and Alex Mantegna. Milly isn’t the most attractive of stars, but she really puts on a show, and seems to be enjoying herself with Alex. This may be the second best scene in the whole movie, as she really seems to like what she’s doing.
The movie then moves forward with another plot point, where lawyers and corrections officers discuss the case. Things keep moving forward, and you see the lawyer in her office, (Milly), and things seem to be moving forward as you’d expect. Milly D'Abbraccio and Nick Lang eventually have sex, but first, you will get a full scene with Milly trying to go over the details of her case.
Milly D'Abbraccio and Nick Lang go at it next on a peach looking couch. Milly is not shaved, mind you, and she is older. She seems to be enjoying this a lot, and that’s why she’s the star of this movie. Milly, kind of looks like Leonard’s mom from The Big Bang Theory, so that kind of tells you what she looks like. The two go through different positions, and while Nick seems to just be going through the motions, Milly seems to really like the process.
There’s a final orgy scene featuring Margareth Deli, Milly D'Abbraccio, Alberto Rey, Leslie Taylor, and Mike Foster, but in the import that I have, they didn’t show this. Maybe it’s an extra scene? I don’t know. The movie ends with Milly and Nick, at least in the one that I saw, and that was the end.
I give “The Sex Lawyer” a 2 out of 5.
This was not a great one, but it is functional. The women are European, the dubbing is bad, the music is ok, but it’s a mechanical sexual movie, with a cool plot, but that’s about it.
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