And so we begin, the scene is shot in a backyard with a pool, and Ian Daniels is an “every man” type, while Shelbee Myne looks like my first girlfriend ever. While that fantasy was interesting at first, I realized that Shelbee is much taller than my ex, and well, a lot more uninhibited. She has an “Orange County” look to her, and well, she gets down to business fast. Her tattoo on the lower part of her back is interesting, and it was starting to distract me from the overall action of this scene. This isn’t a tough scene to watch, it’s not that great, and suffices, but Myne and Daniels don’t have a lot of chemistry, even though Daniels does a decent job of going for gold here. There is an adequate amount of positions, some jazzy music, and finally a cum shot to the back of the tattoo area of Shelbee, and that’s it. Ian Daniels finishes, and well that’s it, not much else. The two have little chemistry, but it works enough to get a rise if you’re in a bind.
Next up, we get the scene that I was looking forward to and that’s Lizzy Borden and Steve Hatcher. My main thing was to watch Lizzy Borden before she was a mainstay in XPW Wrestling fighting girls like Veronica Caine. She eventually stopped doing boy and girl scenes, to just direct and do girl scenes, eventually retiring from both pro wrestling and sex work, from what I can tell. Steve Hatcher and Lizzy Borden have some chemistry together, although it starts off very robotic. This is done in the same area that the previous scene was done, outside by the pool, on a blanket. In what was a first for me, at least in reviewing, there is an interesting switch that Steve Hatcher does. He goes from having regular sex with Lizzy Borden to switching into anal. However, in the switch, he puts on a condom. That’s right, he was without a condom before hand, and then puts one on for anal. This is new to me folks, but hey, it’s what the director must’ve wanted, right? I don’t know. The close up shows you insertion, and then the two rhythmically go through the motions of anal sex. It’s not a great showcase, mind you, but it works for what it is. This part of the sequence doesn’t last long, and eventually, Steve takes the condom off and finishes on Lizzy’s chest. This was a mildly entertaining scene, and you barely denoted any sort of chemistry between the performers. It was very mechanical, and at the end it was mostly Lizzy using her hands and some mouth stuff to try and finish the job further. This felt more like a gonzo picture by this point, at the 45 minute mark.
With only two scenes left, you start to feel like you’re getting less than your money’s worth. But honestly, this movie really is just a matter of watching 86 minutes of porn, with most of the dialogue being terrible, the lighting and effects being nonexistent, and the music being a saving grace at times. This is low budget, and within 45 minutes, you are either tired of jacking it, or you’ve given up on this. But before we get to the next sex scene, there’s an interesting mid-point where a woman is placed in a cardboard box, and the next major initiation is about to begin. There’s a glory hole set up of sorts, with Ian Daniels showing up with his sunglasses still on, paying for a little something, and well he gets to test out Temptress, who is in a cardboard box!
This scene starts with Temptress in a cardboard box, without seeing her lover. Then moves to the couch that is nearby, and Ian Daniels here puts a condom on for the sex. He didn’t have one earlier in the movie, but here he does. He seems to be trying really hard not to finish fast, and Temptress looks good for a college level girl trying to get into a club. Her long hair and lean body is a fascinating contrast to Ian Daniel’s “every man” look. The two have an adequate scene, with Daniels pumping away, and the jazzy soundtrack bringing you into the reminder that this is still a porno. The production value here is a little better than the other scenes, and the two actually seem to be enjoying themselves for the most part, even if Daniels’ has some awful facial expressions throughout.
The finale features Sid Deuce and Sindee Coxx using a toy and having fun together. This is one of the most chemistry laden parts of the movie. It features the two going through your standard lesbian scene, but with a little more heart than the other sequences. They even cuddle, kiss, and laugh towards the end, making this a favorite for a moment in the movie. Other than that, it’s a standard scene with a dildo thrown in for good measure.
I’m not sure why, but I watched the credits roll on this one, and while Sid Deuce did a good job in directing this piece, it’s a step away from being a gonzo feature. I don’t like gonzo movies that much, but this was ok, at best.
I give “College Girl Initiations” 2 out of 5.
It’s not a great movie at all. The jazzy soundtrack, and Lizzy Borden’s scene was the only reason I’d watch this again. But other than that, this wasn’t that grand. It’s functional for what it is, but honestly, it’s not something you need to rush out to buy unless you’re a huge fan of Sid Deuce and Lizzy Borden alike.
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