Saturday, August 19, 2017

Janines Got Male (2005) Review

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I first discovered Janine when I was watching the “Adam and Eve” channel on cable. As I got older, I realized that she was a woman that only did lesbian sex scenes for porn. Then she got into the mainstream. She was the cover girl of the Blink 182 “Enema of the State” record. I fell in love. She looked amazing on the cover, and I had the ultimate fantasy of meeting her, and just talking to her about her work, tattoos, and more. Of course, it’d be great to be a lover, but that’s out of the cards, and it will never happen. Regardless of that point, Janine has been famous for not doing men on film, even though she’s been in the business for some time. Well, after a hiatus, she decided to come back to the porn industry, and she was cast in a series of movies where she was working with top male talent. One of the releases was none other than “Janine’s Got Male” from 2005. Even though I ran into a Janine picture called “The Naked Truth” from 1995, in which she has a threesome with Peter North. In that edit, however, she does not engage North, but sticks to her female costar. You also see her without her tattoos, which is quite the shocker. Fascinating.

The movie starts out with Janine dancing on stage, and then talking about her career. She discusses her favorite all girl scenes, and what has made her decide to come back to the industry and start working with male talent. If you haven’t ever seen her work with men, this is one of the premier movies that you’re going to see her in. The movie, for the most part is a gonzo porno, mind you. It’s not plot driven like other movies that she’s been in, and it’s definitely not something that I’m a big fan of, except for the fact that it’s in fact Janine, and well, sometimes that takes precedent.

The movie features Janine with both men and women, but don’t think you’re going to get double penetration or anything too extreme. Even though she starts her showcase talking to a couple of veterans of the industry, and then immediately jumps into a 3 way. The threesome is good, but you can tell that her chemistry with Evan Stone is the true measure of this scene. Evan Stone wears a flesh colored condom so you can barely tell that he has one on. At one point he plays with Janine’s butt, and sticks the head of his penis into it, and you think this is going to get into anal territory, but it doesn’t, which may disappoint some, but it’s one of the coveted hold outs of porno up to this point. At one point the cameras shifts to a point where you may think you’re going to get a double penetration moment, but Stone stops himself, and walks out of frame. Evan Stone must be well trusted by Janine because twice in this opening scene he puts his penis in her butt and to stop him from doing that she puts her hand in it. It’s a moment in porno history that you may not realize is happening, but it is. The two have amazing chemistry and eventually the scene moves to just Stone and Janine, and the second guy kind of moves out of camera for a good portion of it. The sexual chemistry between Janine and Evan Stone makes the threesome turn into a single, boy and girl scene, and it’s truly one of the best scenes I’ve seen in porn. They seem to be good friends, loving every minute of working together, and that’s always great for the fantasy. Once the scene is done, Janine talks about how she liked it, and you already know what she’s going to say, she has a smile on her face.

From there, you end up in another scene, with a different actress and actor. Kimberly Kane and Nick Manning go forward to a boy and girl scene, and that’s it. It’s nothing crazy, just straight forward sex. It’s filler, honestly, as it doesn’t really seem to be something that I’d be too interested in considering the title’s name. It’s a good scene, but it’s not that going to be your main focus, no doubt.

After the filler, Janine returns to have a threesome with Tawny Roberts and Rick Patrick. This has a mix of lesbian sex, and full on male sex, but it’s edited kind of rough, and there’s a focus on masturbation and of course Tawny Roberts more than Janine at times. This also seems like filler, but not as bad as the second scene, that’s for sure.

Next up, you are going to see Monique Alexander and Shy Love do a girl and girl scene. This is also filler on this release, and while I don’t mind it, it’s not what you are hoping for when you are watching a video called “Janine’s Got Male”, right? Well this suffices to fill in the gaps of Janine talking to the camera documentary style, in interview form, and that’s about it.

The final scene is one of the scenes that you probably see a lot on free tube sites. It’s Evan Stone and Janine going at it once again, this time solo in a wooden barn type area. Stone and Janine have some incredible chemistry, and this shows, including moments where he once again tries to stick his penis into her butt, and she pushes him away, but allows him to go as fast as he can, plowing through as if they are never going to see each other again. There’s a full amount of attention paid to foreplay here, as well as sex in several positions. Stone has a lot of stamina, and control, which is great, and Janine looks great from all angles here. This is definitely a great ending to the larger loosely plotted movie about Janine finally getting it on with male talent. This scene is hardcore, and it truly is something for Janine fans that wanted to see her perform with male porn stars. I’m fascinated, no doubt, but with the filler content, I’m not sure I’d give this a great review. The music, the documentary style, the editing, and some of the transitions are interesting. There’s a few transitional elements that are odd, especially when Evan Stone succeeds in sticking his penis into her butt hole. That editing element, skips the sequence a few minutes if not a complete stop and re-start. It’s jarring, but if you’re already hard, then what does it matter?

Since this movie’s release, Janine has been in a lot of different scenes, and movies. But this remains one of the earliest examples of her boy and girl work. Threesomes, and solo work, this is a piece of history that you are not going to want to miss, if you’re a fan of Janine. If not, then I suggest picking up the stellar Blink 182 album “Enema of the State” as she’s on the cover in a nurse’s outfit looking great. I think I love her most in those pictures, more than this movie. I’m weird.

I give “Janine’s Got Male” 4 out of 5 stars.


You can purchase or stream “Janine’s Got Male” from various sources. It’s a solid film with Janine enjoying herself at the start and end of the film. The rest, is just filler if you ask me. Janine fans have to watch this, though.


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