Sweet Stuff (1991) Review

Sweet Stuff (1991) Box Cover

Today we are going back to 1991. This was a few ways back to something we don’t often review, a movie that stars a dead porn star. Oh, we do review those movies often. Well, here we are, this time we are focusing on the movie that was distributed by Venus 99. The movie is called “Sweet Stuff” and it was directed by Rex Cabo, he was listed as Hy Lancewood. The movie stars a few notable faces, including some that are synonymous with porno by this point and beyond. The movie stars, Cathy Collins, Jake Steed, Kylie Channel, Kym Wilde, Leanna Foxx, Ron Jeremy, Savannah, Tom Chapman, and TT Boy. I’m a fan of a few of these people, but the main focal point of the marketing, and the movie itself is going to be focused on Savannah, even if she’s not in a lot of the movie. Whatever the case may be, we are going to dive into “Sweet Stuff” from 1991.

The movie opens with someone getting oral, but I can’t really tell who they are. The credits roll on top of the sequence, and we begin the slow process of introducing everyone from the stars to the directors, music, and more. This is a simple, slow, and easy to follow through starting point. From there, we end up looking at Ron Jeremy talking to Kylie Channel. They have their clothes off already, and we know that the movie is going to be moving forward with sex, right? Of course!

Ron Jeremy isn’t nearly as fat as he is now, and he is talking to Kylie Channel here. They are talking about random things, nothing in particular, no major script. Jeremy is great with improve, and he’s got some shorts on while Channel is looking at him. She has light skin, long black curly hair, and is wearing a tight black dress. Jeremy is the Hedgehog, and is full hedgehog here, and the moves fast. He starts kissing Channel, feeling her up, and away we go, it’s time for the music, and it comes in. The set is a warehouse, couch setting, and it’s mechanical to start. Jeremy watches Channel dance a little, and you can see the shadows from the studio lights shining through. The sex begins, and we see some movement from both sides, including a steady blow job sequence, and Jeremy’s facial expressions leading the way. Channel moans a little, they switch through oral, and into straight sex, and it’s not bad, but not great either. Jeremy holds on for the most part, and Channel does a great deal of the work. After doggy style, it appears that Jeremy gets winded, and cuts on Channels’ butt and back and that’s the end of the sequence.

We move to the next scene, and it’s not story driven. It’s Savannah sitting on a couch, and Tom Chapman. Savannah is not shaved, but she smiles at some points through this, and Chapman is not a large guy. To say that the sex is boring is an understatement. The two go through the motions, but it’s lackluster on all levels, and it’s sad to see such an icon going through the pay check mode of porn. I guess that’s the breaks, right? The lighting is good, the warehouse den setting is good, but overall, it’s a lackluster scene with the beautiful Savannah looking good as usual, and chapman trying his best not to cum too fast. Nothing too fast here, slow moving, a few positions, Savannah wears a pair of white boots, and we get to the finish line with a cum shot on her pubic mound, and that’s it. She’s not into this at all. I’m not sure why so many are so hung up on her.

We move along, and we see Kym Wilde, a brunette with large breasts sucking off Jake Steed. He’s got a large one, and Wilde seems eager to get things started, and that’s where we see a moment of clarity for this movie. The rest of the scenes are mediocre at best, but this one, starts to work well as Wilde gets forward moving for a blow job. Now, the setting is an average bedroom, lighting from the flood lights of studios, and a bed that is an obvious set, not a real home. It’s 1991 afterall, right? For such a large guy, Steed has boring sex, and Wilde doesn’t moan a lot, though the two have a slight bit of chemistry together. After some sideway sex, Steed can’t hold on, and he cuts onto Wilde’s pubic region, which is not shaved completely. The lights dim, and we are rushed to the next scene. This had promise at first, but like many first time porno stars, the load is blown too early. Wilde looks good, but in this scene, she’s wasted for the camera. I liked the attempt at 69 at one point though, always fun.

The scenes switch up and we see a random warehouse set with a couple of couches. Here we see Cathy Colllins and Kym Wilde standing and arguing about who gets to be with TT Boy. They pull down his pants and start to get to work to get him hard. TT Boy is not hard at all for the first few moments, and it is a bit odd to see. However, Kym Wilde really gets to work here, with a stellar blow job to get him up and at attention. Cathy Collins is a thin haired, red haired woman, and of course we’ve seen Wilde in this movie already. This thruway is one of the best parts of the movie, so if you’re looking for an exciting run down, this is going to be the scene to scout out. The sex is strong, TT Boy goes within both women, no condom, and just does his thing, on a white couch. THere’s a lot of moaning, and a lot of terrible rock music in the background. The way the camera works and the lighting here just screams warehouse set, but that doesn’t matter that much, as the three really do a lot to make this scene work. Honestly, they have a lot of chemistry, and it’s a great sequence of sex. Eventually, TT boy cuts on Collins’ back, and that’s it. This was a performance of epic proportions if you ask me, TT Boy delivers again.

The final scene is Kym Wilde and Leanna Foxxx in a lesbian scene. There’s some soft piano jazz music, and nothing too crazy here. I didn’t hate it, but I didn’t like it that much either. Foxx has very large breasts, black hair, and moans a great deal. The novelty jazz music threw me off, and honestly, I couldn’t imagine watching this further, but alas, I went forward cause it’s my job. There’s a 1980s music point, where dildos come out, and then we see the two women get into it with vibrators, and well that’s that. The movie ends there. The music is stellar though.

I give “Sweet Stuff” a 2 out of 5.

The best part of this movie is definitely TT Boy’s epic performance. He steals the show going through two women, and making sure each one had a lot of attention. That impressive option is definitely a great push forward. Other than that, Savannah fans will like her boy girl scene, but It wasn’t for me. This movie was basically a gonzo flick.