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| Mile High Girls (1986) Poster and DVD Cover |
Now, I don’t know how porn sets are constructed to have such a cool look and feel. This movie starts with a real looking airplane interior. Now just any one, either, one from the 1980s. I flew in the 1980s, and 1990s, and can tell you that the interiors were way different. This was very much different, and it’s interesting to see it. Joey Silvera is seated in in an aisle seat and is brushing his teeth. He orders a drink and a stewardess drops a drink on him. He’s the best part of this movie, his acting is second to none, and it’s funny to see him interact with the women.
We move from the aisles to the cockpit. It’s here that a stewardess drops a cup of coffee on the pilot of the airplane! She freaks out and says that she can make it up to the pilot. That’s when she starts to open up the pilot’s shirt, and that’s when the two kiss, and you know what’s going to happen next. The plane goes into autopilot, and a smooth jazz sound comes in.
Erica Boyer and Jon Martin have sex in the cockpit of a commercial airliner, with a soothing jazz tune on the background. It’s interesting to see Erica, because I just saw her in a penis pumping instructional video, which was gross, and interesting all at the same time. For a 1980s porno, there’s certainly a lot of kissing. Erica Boyer is a blonde haired, medium breasted woman, and Jon Martin is your average stud. Not huge, just regular in size, if you ask me. I didn’t mention this before, but there’s film grain, and this movie was definitely meant for the silver screen, and it shows. Boyer goes to town on Martin’s penis, and he’s not shaved, giving every-man a sense that they could get in on the porno craze too. This is a sensual scene for the most part, and it’s interesting to watch Boyer work. She really seems to be into what she’s doing, while Jon Martin looks like he’s fighting not to cum as Boyer sucks and moves. She’s really sucking here, not just gliding, and this could very well be the best blow job start I’ve reviewed in on this blog thus far. After a quick blow, Boyer lays down a little and gets oral, she’s not shaved, and Martin gives it a little try, but moves to sex quickly. He bends Boyer over and the two start to work through doggy style. The directory gets you in close a bit, but it’s not nearly as much as you’d expect from modern porn. Meanwhile the co-pilot and the other stewardess is listening in in a hallway. There’s a bit of sex and it’s not bad, Boyer moans and Martin just goes through the motions. Eventually Martin finishes on Boyer’s lower back and butt, and that’s the end. He says, “Welcome to the Mile High Club”, and that’s the end of the first sex scene.
The movie continues and you see the plane arrive at an airport for a layover. Everyone empties out the plane, and that’s it for a moment. There’s some talk between the stewardesses. When everyone leaves except for the co-pilot and one of the stewardesses, the two engage in an bout of eroticism.
Porsche Lynn and Jon Leslie start making out, and they are fast moving straight into sex. This is a bit more fast paced than the first scene, and there’s a hard bop soundtrack to this. Meanwhile the camera follows Erica Boyer in the airport, which looks to be in Japan, and she’s just walking around. The director cuts back to the sex, and Jon Leslie asks for a blow job. At one point he commands, “don’t lick it, suck it”, which the director left in the movie, for another blooper. Leslie is not a big guy, mind you, and it shows. He does hold on before cumming, but it sure looks like he’s trying hard not to blow things as Lynn really works over his erection. Leslie has a lot of body hair, Lynn is a blonde haired, good looking woman, and reminds me of Ginger Lynn, of course. The two eventually get to the sex, and the director doesn’t show you a lot of penetration, just a little bit, before Leslie finally can’t hold on and cums in the face of Lynn. The best part of this scene is watching Porsche Lynn’s hair go from high and tight to loose and all over the place during the course of the sex. Other than that, this wasn’t that great, unless you like blow job finishes, in which case you’ll like how Leslie holds on just long enough to drop a load on Lynn’s face, which she seems to enjoy.
In between the sex scenes we get more dialogue from different people. We also see Erica Boyer taking photographs, and just exploring different areas. IT’s not bad, but it’s also not great either. It’s honestly just B-roll to fill the movie. Remember, this was meant to be in movie theaters, so you aren’t going to just get pure sex, you’re going to get a mix of things, and this definitely fills that void. So when you are going to see a movie in the theater, there’s sex, but there’s also b-roll and other elements to help break up the brown paper bags being used for personal reasons. In this case, Boyer seems to have almost her flight and runs into an old flame while catching a taxi.
A jazzy bass line begins in the backseat of a Taxi cab in what appears to be Hong Kong. Erica Boyer and Jim White starts to kiss, and well, that prompts the clothing to start coming off. Erica Boyer starts off with a blow job to Jim White. All while in the backseat of a taxi that’s headed to the airport in what I can only assume is Hong Kong. The driver doesn’t seem to care, as the two just go for it in the back seat. For what it’s worth, Jim White has a bigger penis than most of the other guys in this movie, and Boyer really seems to get into this scene more than the others. She eventually moves over and sits on White’s face as she blows him. This is one of the biggest taxi cab back seats ever! Eventually Boyer moves over to reverse cowgirl and the two have sex while the taxi is supposedly moving. This has to be a set. Either way, the two have some chemistry here, and it really does look good overall. Mind you, this is only 33 minutes into the film, and the two are really going to town. They seem to have a great deal of chemistry, and when White’s finished, he cums on Boyer’s pubic mound.
After this sequence, we end up back in the airplane, and two flight attendants are talking about how they are going to be flying to Macau. Then you get some more b-footage of the city and different areas. It’s interesting to see the signs from Macau, and well, one day I want to visit.
Up next the movie shifts to a club scene. It’s a live sex show in Macau. This features a lot of dancing at first, then comes through with an interesting focus.
The sex show features Buddy Love, Jason Jules, and Viper. I’ve wanted to review Viper’s movies because she’s a very tall woman with a very specific body tattoo that wasn’t seen in the 1980s porno world a lot. When I say she’s tall, I mean it, and this tattoo of a large snake is definitely something you have to see to believe. She works very well here, giving an incredible blow job, and then accepting hard cock. The sequence was said to have two guys and viper, but it starts with just one guy and one girl, then switches to another area of the movie.
The director floats to another scene, and this time it’s Porsche Lynn with big hair and a red dress. She gets on her knees and starts to work on Tom Byron. That’s right, another Tom Byron scene. Tom Byron and Porsche Lynn begin to eagerly undress and have sex in what appears to be a cheap motel. Lynn’s hair is out of control here, and Tom Byron has his signature moustache. He looks so young here, and it’s interesting see how his career kept going forward. Lucky man indeed. I’d love to interview the guy. Byron here has a bit of a sensual run with Lynn, and she gets very excited to work with him. Byron gets into the action while on top, and the two remain kissing through much of the strokes, which is kind of neat. The two are not shaved, so you get full close up of the action, and it’s quite nice to see. Tom Byron is an allstar in this scene, but it abruptly changes.
The director decides to go back to the live sex show. That’s where the third man comes in, and it’s a guy that was in the audience. He has leather pants on, and immediately takes them off and gives Viper something to suck on. The sex show turns into a threeway, and the dudes all work together to give Viper a good time. There are multiple positions here, and lots of back and forth, with a money shot on Viper’s snake tattoo, and then right in her face, before the director cuts to the Tom Byron scene.
Tom Byron at this point is in doggy style with Porsche Lynn. He really gets to work here and it’s interesting to hear her moan while Byron goes to town. Lynn really gets excited here, and is wet, while Byron’s youth takes over, and showcases why he’s one of the premier porn stars from the 1980s. This is a sweaty, casual sex scene that enhances the pleasure of both the viewer and the two getting it on. The cheap motel vibe aside, the music is good, Lynn’s red lingerie is nice to see, and the two seem to actually be enjoying the process of making this, with a lot of positions, and moaning. Eventually this one ends with Lynn blowing Tom Byron getting a blow job then a hand job, but no money shot. Not sure why they decided on that.
The movie goes forward to the airplane. The flight attendants talk while Joey Silvera keeps bugging them.
The camera then shows you some more B-footage. Eventually showing you a scene where Erica Boyer and Porsche Lynn seem to be in an apartment together. This is a classic 1980s set, with too many plants for some reason, and tacky interior design. The two women go into a shower and start to make out, and play with one another in a somewhat awkward and somewhat forced lesbian scene. Sure it works, but it’s lackluster compared to the rest of the movie. It is almost like a softcore porno movie, if you ask me, with a few notes of hardcore here and there. Nothing great, nothing terrible, just two blondes taking a shower and enjoying the process.
Joey Silvera goes into the apartment or room, and notices that his room has some women in it. The women stumble upon him and they decide to help him out a little. This turns into a three some. Joey Silvera, Erica Boyer and Porsche Lynn have a threesome in what appears to be a terrible apartment, or wait, a hotel room. This is not a terrible scene, it’s not a great one either. SIlvera has been in other movies that he shines in, but here he kind of just goes through the motions. The women seem to be fine with him, and they do perform ok, but it’s obvious that there’s that “it” factor missing in this sequence. Silvera gets enough action with both women, but it’s short lived as the movie ends with Silvera cumming on the two, and then just finishing up. That’s the movie, and it’s not a long one. This movie is only one hour and sixteen minutes long, mind you, so this scene kind of just ends with the flight attendants talking about how great it is to be working for an airline.
I give “Mile High Girls” a 3 out of 5.
I didn’t really like the short scenes, and the chemistry lacked throughout. The Tom Byron scene, and the opening sequences was fun. If you are a fan of Viper, and any of the other actors in this movie, then why not pick it up? It’s more than adequate, but it’s not something that you may want to see over and over again. I did like a few things, and I noted them. It’s a good movie, just not a great one.
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