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Teen Manipulations (2013) Review

Teen Manipulations (2013) Poster and DVD Cover

I don’t really put a lot of focus on gonzo porno movies. I just don’t usually like them, but after some consideration, I’m going to break my focus yet again. This time around we are going to move back to 2013 to review a movie that stars Tony D, Alana James, Stella May, Tony De Sergio, Dakota Skye, Levi Cash, and Daisy Haze. This movie is distributed by Forbidden Fruits FIlms, and was directed by Levi Cash. It’s only 97 minutes long, and well, it is aimed at the teen genre. The movie is called, “Teen Manipulations” and it was released in 2013. Let’s take into consideration this movie, and whether or not it’s good.

We move forward with the movie, and we see Alana James alone, in a house. The house is nice, not a set, and we see Tony D show up to talk to her, and eventually convince her to have sex. Alana James is a thin, all natural, shaved, dark hair mixed young woman. Tony D has a distinctive tribal tattoo on his arm and shoulder, and is older, but not super old in comparison. He gets hard fast, and Alana James gets to work. The start is Alana James blowing Tony D with a great deal of gusto, and it’s not half bad. The sex starts, and it’s not that bad, with a focus on a nice set, well lit bedroom, with multiple positions. There’s no music, it’s just the sounds of sex, and Tony D lasts a bit long here. James looks young, moans a lot, and seems to enjoy the process of this film. After about 23 minutes or so, we end up with a cum shot from Tony D on Alana James’ stomach and that was that. The scene ends, and the sex is a bit sterile at times, with James not really into it towards the end, and well, Tony D sweating a lot, and talking to her. There’s a minimal amount of kissing, and she just doesn’t seem that thrilled by the end of it, and it’s just somewhat telling. I don’t know, there’s a vulnerability to it that just seems odd.

We move along to the next scene, and this time we see Stella May and Tony De Sergio talking at the front door of another house. This is not a set, it looks like a nice condo or townhome. Stella May and Tony discuss school and random things. Stella May looks about 19 to 20 years old here, has mid-lengths straight brown hair, and wears a pink top and green tight shorts. Just like the other scene, May is convinced to have sex. May is all natural, shaved, and looks like the girl next door. The two get nude, Stella May starts with a blow job with some strength, and it’s not half bad. As the scene progresses in a random bedroom with pink sheets, the lighting is good, there’s no music, and things ramp up swiftly. May and Tony go through a great deal of different positions here, and she seems to really enjoy the process. Tony and May have more chemistry than the first couple, and it shows, throughout the tensing of May’s abdominal area and the amount of moaning she does with Tony pushing hard.

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Another scene begins, and this time it’s director Levi Cash entering a living room with a brown couch. This seems like a set, not a house, it’s extremely well lit, but that’s a good thing. Cash keeps his polo on at first, and Dakota Skye starts to feel the pressure to have sex. She’s thin, blonde, very white, and all natural. Levi Cash isn’t that old, and he’s living a dream world, honestly, as he gets into this fast, and Skye seems to be enjoying it. Dakota Skye starts with a blow job, and Cash reciprocates with oral, then we get into the sex and it is fast, and to the point. This is a loud, casual sex scene on a brown couch, so it's not horrible, and if you like thin blondes, Skye is your dream girl in many ways.

The final scene on this release showcase Daisy Haze and Levi Cash. This is another simple setup. What seems like a home invasion turns into a sexual romp with Daisy Haze and Levi Cash. Daisy Haze is a girl next door looking young lady, she has small breasts, tan skin, and looks like a young Olivia Munn. If you’re a fan of Olivia Munn, she could easily be a sister. Cash shows up in a suit, and things start to move towards what we are here for overall. We start with Levi Cash giving Daisy Haze oral, and getting her to start moaning fast. The two move into a bedroom, and it’s somewhat sterile, and plain. The lighting is good though, and the progression of this features a little more chemistry than the rest of the movie. The sex goes through the normal positions that you’d expect, and it isn’t half bad. There’s no condoms, it just moves forward straight forward, and it’s not half bad. Cash is in work mode, and Haze moans and genuinely seems like she’s having fun at times, cumming, and allowing Cash to do his thing. He gets into director’s mode at times, and he gives a little more for his performance, going further here than in his previous scene. Including light choking, spanking, and being more aggressive with the sex. After a while, multiple positions, and cum b. Last on Haze’s stomach, we end our movie, and that’s that. Nothing too crazy here, and what seems like a lackluster kiss at the end. There’s something a bit odd with the ending, but maybe that’s just good acting? I don’t know.

The premise of the film works throughout, coercing the women to have sex with the men, and then their face of remorse after the fact. But overall, they seem to be having fun, but that’s the magic of porn, right? This is not a super sexy movie, but it works on a directorial, visual design, and porn level for modern options.

I give “Teen Manipulations” a 3 out of 5.

You can purchase “Teen Manipulations” by clicking here, and it is shot in HD, and it stars some young women from the porn world that may or may not be back in place. I’m not a big fan of gonzo, but this is a little more than that. It’s straight forward sex, and isn’t half bad. Click HERE and you can purchase this in HD, stream it, and even download it.

Constant Craving (1993) Review

Constant Craving (1993) 

Sometimes I have to take breaks because of other things that I’m doing, so I took a slight break from reviewing porno, to work with other projects, but I’m back again. This time around, we are going all the way back to 1993. This time around we are reviewing a movie that was directed by Jim Enright, and distributed by Vidco Entertainment. The movie stars Sierra, Randy West, Melanie Moore, Tony Martino, Brittany O’Connell, Joey Silvera, Melanie Moore, and Rebecca Bardoux. The movie is called, “Constant Craving”, and it was shot on 35mm. It is a movie I don’t recall ever seeing in theaters or on the video store shelf, but hey, it’s a Caballero classic according to some. With that in mind let’s get into another x-rated classic, this time around only 86 minutes in length and starring some major names from the 1980s and early 1990s before the silicone explosion came into play, right? Or maybe not, it’s only 1993.

I liked the beginning graphics, it made it seem like a far more important movie than it really was. We start with the credits of course, and we see the outside of a random house. The music starts and it’s a 1980s type of song, similar to what you’d expect from a teenage movie, but of course, we aren’t dealing with teenagers, we are dealing with adult cinema, so the song fades and we get into the movie.

It’s two girls talking on a couch. The two women are discussing how it’s important not to smoke. One woman is a brunette and has a red dress on, and the other is a blonde with a pink dress on. The two have pumps, and they have long legs, small breasts, and are arguing about quitting smoking. The two run into the kitchen and one wants to eat. She says that she has constant cravings and then they argue about drinking next. The brunette says that she’s too embarrassed to say what she’s really craving, and of course, we know what it is, it’s sex. She’s craving sex! In comes Randy West and Tony Martino. Randy West is told to go hang out and protect Sierra from smoking, and the two start to talk. Sierra says that she’s craving something, and it’s sex, and she throws herself at West, and he is reluctant at first, but then gives in.

Sierra goes topless with her red dress, the director cuts to the kitchen where Tony Martino and Melanie Moore are talking. The two are just talking and furthering the story line at this point. Martino makes a move, and Moore resists at first, but she then obliges a little, with Martino going down on his knees to give Moore oral. The music comes through, and we get started.

Sierra and Randy West are completely naked now, and she starts with a blow job with some deal of passion. Sierra is a young woman here, she has small breasts, long legs, nice curves, long brown hair, and looks like the girl next door. Randy West is a veteran of porn in 1993, and he sure enjoys the young woman’s gusto. Sierra is partially shaved, and really gets into the sex during oral, where she moans and cuts overall. There’s no condom here, just straight forward sex with West going into Sierra straight away. The music gets louder than Sierra at one point, and it is a little distracting to her moaning. The room they are in has a terrible looking couch, some pictures on the wall, and it looks like a set to me, as it doesn’t stand out as a real home at all. The camera gets in close as the two go for it, and the scene isn’t that long at all before West cubs on Sierra’s butt, and that’s it. It’s not a long scene, but it’s adequate. Sierra’s moaning makes this scene worth it, as she’s really pretty.

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The movie switches to the kitchen. In the kitchen Tony Martino is still giving Melanie Moore oral. She’s starting to moan a little. Martino looks like an out of work 1980s pro wrestling star, complete with mullet. Melanie Moore is a tall, blonde haired woman with long legs, partially shaved pubic hair, and small breasts. Martino loses his clothes, and Moore’s dress come down while the two start to have sex on a butcher’s block. The two just have regular sex, just going through the motions, no kissing, nothing extreme, and just back and forth as you’d expect. The sex is a bit mechanical and Martino cuts on Melanie Moore, and that’s it.


We go back to the living room where Sierra and Randy West talk about quitting cigarettes with going with sex instead. There’s a bad Spike Lee joke during this movie, as Moore talks to a random lady. The two talk about how Sierra can fight her cravings. For the next 24 hours, Sierra and Moore have to figure out how to avoid giving into cravings.

We move to another dark brown couch, and a different set. Here we see Joey Silvera eating Brittany O’Connell’s butt, and then the heavy bass lines come into play. The start of this involved straight forward oral, and rimming, and the camera lets you in to see the two. This has a bit of chemistry that the other scenes didn’t have. The music sounds like it was produced and recorded by The Cure, and it’s the best part of this movie at this point. Brittany has long, curly brown hair, light skin, partially shaved pubic hair, and all natural. She has to be in her 30s in this movie, as she looks like a milf in a way, and she has small breasts. She has a lot of makeup here, and Silvera goes to work immediately with oral, as Brittany moans her way through the start of this scene. The sex doesn’t last long, as Silvera seems not to last too long with Brittany in this scene. He goes as much as he can, but he ends up cumming after Brittany gets off riding him and starts to blow him for the ending. Silvera is not that big, mind you, and lasts as long as he could, but cubs right into Brittany’s face, for the ending. The two have serious chemistry, so that was interesting to see here.

After the Silvera scene, we are taken back to the other house, and this time we see Melanie Moore and Sierra starting to makeout. They just go for it, taking off their clothes and starting to kiss, and get into lesbian sex. Sierra moans a lot here, very loudly, so that’s a plus, and this is just a scene with two women kissing and giving each other oral. Moore does most of the work here, at least at first, before Sierra gives her some oral fun, and the two just go back and forth with oral, so if you’re a fan of that, this is a good scene to watch and learn from.

We move forward into the next scene, and it has Randy West and Rebecca Bardoux hanging out on an outdoor chair. Bardoux is an older woman at this point, has 1980s style hair that is wild, and large, and is wearing a green bikini. She’s blonde, she’s got curves, and looks like she’s in hear late 1930s in this scene. She has small breasts, and Randy West wears a Los Angeles Raiders hat while the two start to get it on. Randy West starts with foreplay, pulling open the green bikini of Bardoux and starts to get into the sex right away. Randy West is usually ok at this, but in this scene, he’s mechanical, while Bardoux is moaning a little here and there, the two just going through mechanical sex. She smiles a bit at around the end of the scene, and asks for West to go harder, but West gets tired and ends up just humming on her face and that was that. I was shocked to see how awful this ender was, and well that was that. It’s not sexy, it’s formulaic, and this time around, the music sucks. Bardoux and West just don’t seem to have that much chemistry.

The end of of the movie features Sierra and Moore just talking and saying that they can get into any craving, if it involves sex, and that is the finish of the movie.

I give “Constant Craving” a 2 out of 5.

I’m not a big fan of the actors and scenes in this movie, However, that shouldn’t stop you from watching it. You can purchase and stream “Constant Craving” by clicking here.

Cop Sucker (1998) Review

Cop Sucker (1998) Dvd Cover

Today we are going to be venturing forward or backwards to 1998. That’s the year when I discovered cable television pornography, and if you were like me, you didn’t see penetration. They had the bumping and grinding, but cleverly edited out the literal penetration, so I swore back then that one day I would see the hardcore versions of these movies, and well here I am, reviewing another classic of sorts. This time around, we are going to be looking at the Joe D’Amato directed movie, “Cop Sucker” from 1998. It was released by Moonlight Entertainment, and it stars Maria de Sanchez, Kyle Stone, Christi Lake, Dave Hardman, Nick East, Mercedes, Sean Michaels, Gina Rome, Vince Vouyer, and Kimberly Jade. I’m a big fan of Christi Lake, and wish I could have met her, even now, just to interview her. But alas, here we are judging her performances because that’s what we do with this blog. So let’s take a break to 1998, and see what “Cop Sucker” has for us.

The starting line of this movie features Christi Lake sitting at a desk writing some notes. We then go to a scene where a woman is talking to a police officer. She’s dressed in his uniform, and there’s some soft music playing. It’s Kyle Stone, and Maria De Sanchez. Now, I’m a fan of Kyle Stone because he got to have sex with Stacy Valentine in the movie “Stupid Cupid”, and it’s one of my favorite scenes with Stacy Valentine.

Stone doesn’t want to have sex right away, he says he has to go to work, but Maria de Sanchez convinces him to stay for a minute to have some illicit fun. The movie shifts from safe, to sexy within 3 minutes. Maria de Sanchez is a latin woman that resembles Selma Hayek a bit, and she takes her clothes off completely, letting Stone start to give her oral. The starting point is oral from Stone to Sanchez, and away we go with the sex. Stone isn’t hard right away, he takes a little time, but Sanchez starts giving him a blow job and he starts to get up fast. I’ve never seen Sanchez before, but she is a perfect latina, with large breasts, long black hair, a thin waist, and gets into the role with relative ease. The two go into a bedroom that looks ok, a little bland overall. Nothing special here, and there’s no condom. The music sucks here, and it’s horrendous, smooth jazz. However, Stone gets hard, and starts to go back and forth with Sanchez, as she starts to moan. She reminds me a little of Katrina Jade, and the two have a little chemistry during this one. Even though Stone has a knee bandage, he goes through the motions of sex in multiple positions, and really gives Sanchez some attention. After about 15 minutes of sex, Stone can’t hang on and pulls out to let Sanchez get a facial, and the camera slows down a little, while she takes it on her face, and that’s the end. Not a great scene at all, and definitely killed by the music.

There’s a keyboard playing, and we see Christi Lake talking about an experience from the past. Lake looks like a former boss of mine, so she’s always been hot to me. She talks about a couple of cops that came to her house in uniform, and they are Dave Hardman and Nick East. They knock on her home’s door, and she’s waiting with a red dress on and red cowboy boots. Her hair is up. She’s a tall, leggy, blonde haired woman, and if you’ve seen her before, you know that she is beautiful. I still wish I could meet her, just to interview her, but alas, I’ll digress. The two cops come inside the house and start to ask some questions.

After Lake doesn’t want to give up any questions, she asks them to give her a strip search. Christi Lake takes off her clothes, and the two cops start to unrobe. We start with Christi Lake giving Dave Hardman a blow job while Nick East gives her oral, and she starts to get into the motions. The music here is terrible. I hate it. Soft, bad jazz plays, and the trio start to work with the motions of sex. Hardman isn’t hard at first, so you see a soft penis get into the action, then you see East get hard and go in with Lake without a condom on, and just starts to go fast on the kitchen table. The music here is louder than the sounds of the sex, and I personally thought hit was distraction. Outside of that, Christi Lake has a beautiful face, and the sex is a little more inspired than the first scene. Don’t expect double penetration here because it doesn’t happen, it’s just a straight forward sexual romp. The trio have sex, one going in and one getting blown until the two end up giving her a facial and that’s that. Lake gets her hair pulled and a nice cum shot at around the 27 minute mark, and that’s it. Not her best scene at all, and well, the music really killed it for me.

We move along to a prison. We see Sean Michaels trying to interview Mercedes. He’s in a full suit and she is in a chair, with leather on. She tells Micheals that she is not going to tell him anything unless he gives her something. So the two agree to sex, as is the norm in these movies.

Mercedes is a tall, leggy, blonde haired woman, with a stunning look to her. Michaels is an African American actor that has been a mainstay in porn for some time. Upon closer look, you may find that Mercedes looks like Donna from the 70’s show, and well, we get to the action in a few moments.

The music turns up, and it’s another soft jazz tune from the 1990s. It’s not old school jazz mind you, and it’s way louder than the sex. Mercedes gets on her knees and blows Sean Michaels, then he gets her up and goes in from behind. The contrast of light skin and dark is wonderful, and fans of interracial sex will love this scene, which is quite good. The two keep their clothes on for the most part, and Michaels even smokes a cigar during the sex, which is filmed in an abandoned jail cell. After a while, the two take off their clothes, an there’s a mattress strategically placed on the floor. The director decided to slow the footage down, increase the sound of the piano, and let you in on Michaels going deep into Mercedes. I found it boring, and not needed, but if it extended the time of thrusting, maybe it was a good idea after all. At around the 42 minute mark, Michaels cups on Mercedes’ chest and throat, and you see that she has a tongue piercing. They slow down the footage so you see a slow motion cum blast, and honestly, it’s not that good at all. Mercedes is beautiful, but the sex here is robotic, with music that is horrendous, and a set that isn’t half bad.

We go back to Christi Lake at the police headquarters, and outside is Gina Rome in a nice sun dress. She is in high heels, and she says that her cat is lost, and needs help. Vince Vouyer comes in to help, and the two talk a little.

Gina Rome is a tall brunette with girl next door milf looks. Vouyer is a mainstay of 1990s porno, and we go inside to a random house where she takes down her dress and starts to blow Vince. Gina Rome starts with a full blow job of Vince Vouyer, and he is hard nearly immediately. Again, this movie is awful with the sound, a smooth jazz track is louder than the sex, and there’s a lot of transitions through this one. The director doesn’t really focus on Rome’s face, because her teeth are all jacked up, and honestly, that threw me off. The two have sex on the counter, and there’s a reflection of the boom mic and more. Vouyer does ok here, but Rome’s teeth and overall performance lacks in passion, and the director slows down the thrusting to compensate. Eventually Vince can’t hang on, and he masturbates to a finish into Rome’s face and tongue. She’s not very attractive, especially with those teeth, I can’t unsee that. Sorry.

We are back at the office and Christi Lake is talking to the camera, saying that she remembers another sex story. This time it features Nick east and Kimberly Jade.

We are taken to a bedroom set with ok lighting. There we see Kimberly Jade, nearly nude and Nick East in uniform. She has blonde curly hair, and dark roots, and wears a black garter belt with stockings. East takes his pants down and Jade immediately starts to blow him, but he’s not hat hard. You can see the boom mic reflection in the head rest of the bed, and the lighting here is dramatically bad. Kimberly Jade has some amazing eyes, and is quite pretty compared to the other girls in this movie thus far. She blows East for quite a while, finally getting him hard. The music is louder than the sex again, and it’s awful. The music is so distracting here, and the director again slows the sex down so that you see the penetration in and out in slow motion. I didn’t like that. The two seem to have ok chemistry together, but it honestly reminds me of an escort having sex with a client, kind of rushed, kind of forced, and really nothing that passionate. The two have adequate sex, but the music is harsh, and the keyboards are so loud I had to really think twice about giving this more than a few stars rating. I do find Jade pretty, though, so for that it almost got me to attention. At the one hour and 9 minute mark, East cubs on Jade’s pelvis and that’s the end of this scene. It’s done in slow motion, and again, it’s not that good.

We are at our final scene, and this time around we see Christi Lake and Maria de Sanchez under cover, and going to a back room with Vince Vouyer. The music again sucks here, and really throws me off. You hear the sounds of the trio underneath the loud keyboard sounds of smooth jazz. Within a few minutes, though, Sanchez starts to blow Vince, and we are off to the sexual races. Christi Lake joins them too, and there’s a dual blow job given here which is quite good for the final scene. Vince has sex with Sanchez the most. They go into a couple of positions, and the finish shows Christi Lake and Sanchez getting a facial from Vince and that’s it. The movie ends abruptly and the credits role. There is slow down with the sex, and there’s a lack of passion and moaning. The music is far too loud again, and it just doesn’t fit the scene. The best part is the finale, with a dual blow job on Vince and summing on both Sanchez and Lake’s face, which must’ve been fun overall. Other than that, this really has a lackluster finish to a lackluster movie.

I give “Cop Sucker” a 2 out of 5.

Christi Lake can’t save this one, and the rest of the sex is lackluster. The director really messed up a good thing, slowing down the motions, and putting the audio way louder for the music than anything else. It messes with your head and vibe, making this a terrible movie to watch. I didn’t like it, but maybe you will, if you find it out there.

Sluts of the Nyle 3: Cream Filled Sluts (2001) Review

Sluts of the Nyle 3 (2001) Poster

Well, after some time off, and switching computers, we have come full circle, and we are back to reviewing adult movies. For those of you that missed the reviews, you didn’t miss much, you got a review of a John Holme’s feature. Today, we are going to be going upwards to the year 2001. So we get into a new era of porno, this time around going with gonzo pornography, which I personally always hated. I still hate it. I’m not a fan of gonzo, but at times you have to review them for the most part. This movie in question that we will be talking about is that of, “Sluts of the Nyle 3: Cream Filled Sluts” and it came out in 2001. It was directed by Jewel De’Nyle and was distributed by Jill Kelly Productions.

Since this is a gonzo production, the movie flows right into what you would expect, showing off the sex, and you don’t get much else to start. The starting line is set, with the credits, then going into a bathroom where we see Jill Kelly in lingerie talking about how she wants to get started and go with Julian.

For the first scene, we watch Jill Kelly in a nice bathroom in the Hollywood Hills somewhere, next to a tub. Enter Julian, and she takes off his briefs, and starts to blow him immediately. The two were once a couple, so they have a bit of chemistry. If you’re a fan of Jill Kelly, then you’ll appreciate her skills here, as they are on full display. She sucks Julian off well with a blow job that is a little messy, alongside a track of techno music that is horrible. The angles are right in there, so you see the whole thing, and she really gets to the meat of it, so to speak. Kelly does well here, focusing on pleasing Julian, who gets hard immediately. After a bit of changeover, some more oral, and position changes, the sex begins. There’s no condom for this, so it’s straight sex, with the two going through the motions for the most part. Jill Kelly has her implants here, and she does ok with Julian, bu you can tell it’s just “work” at this point as she’s not nearly as vocal as she was when she was in “Car Wash Angels”, which is still my all time favorite from Jill Kelly’s career. The finish of this one has Jill taking a cream pie from Julian and that’s it. He cums, and keeps pushing in and out and you see the aftermath, and that’s it. The music is horrible, the bathroom set is fine, the lighting is ok, and the performance is mechanical, but if you love Jill Kelly, then you will appreciate this one, especially the blow job after he cums. It fades to black and we are taken to another scene.

Up next we see Jewel De’Nyle talking to the camera about wanting to get started. The bedroom she’s in is decorate poorly, and looks like someone’s house, or a studio. I’m going to say that it’s just a studio, because it’s so generic, and the lighting is not like a bedroom at all, it’s cast like a studio overall. There’s not much to this scene, as the music starts, and we are taken directly into the action. Jewel De’Nyle starts to blow Joel Lawrence and Mark Wood, as the trio start to go through the motions of a threesome with ease. Jewel De’Nyle has long black hair, has large breasts, and at some point the sex turns into a double penetration scene, with both guys humming in De’Nyle. It’s basic if you ask me, and it’s not that fun to watch, a little mechanical, and while De’Nyle seems to enjoy it a bit, it’s just short, and mechanical.

We move along to another scene, and this time we see Chennin Blanc and Cheyne Collins. Blanc is a blonde hair nordic looking woman, with curves, and large breasts. The dude here has a 2000’s era rock star look to him, and the two have sex on a leopard print bed. The two immediately get into oral, and while it is functional, it again looks robotic to me. The music really throws me off. The bad techno music mixed with a terrible performance from the main guy here is just awful. We get multiple positions from the two, and average sound design, and it’s just average all around. There’s no condom, there’s nothing special here, a blonde haired busty woman, with average looks has sex with some random dude. This makes me not want to have sex, to be honest. Again we get a creampie, although it’s lazy, and well, I gave up on this scene.



For the next scene we move outdoors. It’s there that we see Angelica Sin and Rich Handsome. The two get into the sex with oral first. Angelica Sin has long black hair and a girl next door look, but she dives straight into the oral. Handsome, is not such, and he just goes along with the oral for the most part. Sin has a good quality to her, and while the music sucks again, with a terrible techno beat, the sex starts off promising with some oral that Sin seems very enthused with, including deep throating. She has very large breasts, a tan body, and gets into the action swiftly. The two have sex outdoors on some lawn chairs, and eventually Handsome cums, and that’s that. There’s a bit of anal at one point, but other than that, it’s just a simple sex scene that seems to be over too quickly as the dude can’t hang on.

The final scene shows off Jewel De’Nyle and her long black hair, and Haven. Haven is a tall, small breasted, skinny blonde haired woman. She offers a contrast to De’Nyle, and they both have fun with Dale DaBone. DaBone enters the frame and immediately gets blown, and starts to work with the two women, going all in without a condom. They have sex on a light brown couch, and just goes into each woman back to back. It’s lackluster, De’Nyle’s performance is not great. I should note that the blonde here doesn’t get any sex, she plays with a toy, and watches De’Nyle and Dabone work. It ends with another creampie and we are done, that’s it. Dabone does get blown by Haven at one point, but he only has sex with the brunette, which was boring to me.

That’s the end of the movie, and another reason why I don’t like gonzo porno movies, it just abruptly ends after the sex. Oh well, such are most movies that came out in the 2000s.

I give “Sluts of the Nyle 3: Cream Filled Sluts” a 2 out of 5.

You may like it, if you’re a fan of the actors in this one, but I am not a big fan, it just seemed mechanical to me. Even though I love Jill Kelly, she couldn’t save this one for me.

Teenage Cowgirls (1973) Review

Teenage Cowgirls (1973) Poster

Well we go back to 1973, and this time around we are going to be reviewing a golden age porno. These don’t always age well, but they give you insight into the movies that people would go to movie theaters to watch. With that in mind, let’s take a look at a classic, from 1973 titled, “Teenage Cowgirls”. This movie was directed by Ted Denver, and was distributed by Vide-X-Pix. The stars in this one include Amanda Blake, Brenda Day, Lilly Foster, John Holmes, Sally Withers, Adam Ward, and Charles Orlando. However, there are some “faceless” people too, and some that didn’t get any credits, so I can’t really do much about that one. The movie is old, I don’t think there are many historians other than myself writing about these movies, so I’m going to just go with the information that I can gather. Pour yourself a stiff drink, and settle in for a 1973 movie that features the famed, John Holmes.

I love the credits on these movies. They are always looking like “real” movies, and they aren’t just gonzo pictures that get thrown into the VHS player. There’s a cinema score, and there’s music that accompanies all of this as well. I find that to be endearing. The movie starts with an old boom town. You see an old wooden building and it says, “Luck Dollar Casino”, with a horse out front, and nothing more than a façade. You really get that this is a ghost town, and it has long lost the positive push forward. You start to hear some moaning, and the camera starts to move into the action.

Starting the sex, we see John Holmes in doggy style with a random woman. He is in full deep, and just keeps going forward, with the theme song playing the backdrop. The two are wearing Western themed clothing, and it’s 1970s, so no one is shaved, and it’s just straight forward sex. There’s a very lackluster money shot at the end, and it looks forced, with Holmes cumming on the woman’s back, and that’s it. He puts his pants back on, and that’s it. This may be the worst opening to a porno movie ever made, and it really is poor production, and poorly focused. Wow, what a terrible job.

From that point forward, Holmes walks away and says thank you. We then get our second song of the feature, and Holmes gets his horse and seemingly takes off. That’s it. We see a random man coming to town on a horse. He gets off the horse and starts to walk into a barn. The music fades, and we just see a rugged man holding onto his gun. He asks where the 12 by 12 bandit. He then starts to unbutton his shirt, only to say, he’ll be back, and that he doesn’t have enough time to move forward with a woman. Another country music song starts, and the random fighter rides along.

We then get forward progress to another scene. We see two random dudes talking, and then Holmes shows up and takes a woman on his shoulder. He puts her on his shoulder, and she protests a little, before Holmes puts out a blanket inside a barn. He then says he is going to have sex with the woman. She reluctantly sits down, and Holmes pulls down his pants.

This grainy scene features Lilly Foster and John Holmes starting to have sex, at around the 12 minute mark. We start with a blow job, and you see the size of Holmes. Although, he doesn’t seem to be getting too hard early on. The two exchange oral, then get into the sex. You can’t really see a whole lot, and Holmes doesn’t last more than a few minutes before he cums on Ward, and that’s it. This is a lackluster display, and really just bored me. There’s no passion to this, at all. It is just kind of there. Holmes gives you a money shot, but meh, it doesn’t produce much. You get another western song underneath the scene and that’s it.

We see John Holmes and another dude just riding horses, when they come upon a couple of African American women. They just watch as Adam Ward gets into action with one of them. We then get moving into an interracial scene, and if features Adam Ward getting a blow job, and then getting into just oral in a barn. The scene is just oral, and that’s it. It’s not that long, and it’s kind of grainy, making it hard to see what is going on.

Up next we see Charles Orlando with the other African American woman, and this is another mainly oral scene. There’s a money shot, but honestly, there’s not much to this. There’s a little bit of reverse cowgirl, but overall, this doesn’t really go too hot and heavy. There’s a good country western song underneath, and they do have sex outdoors, but overall, this is as boring as a married couple doing it on a Thursday night.

The screen fades and we are taken to see Lilly Foster and John Holmes outside again. The two discuss having sex, and they start to work a little bit more into the nudity. Lilly Foster is completely nude here, and has a young body. She is not shaved, she is thin, has long black hair, and of course John Holmes is, well you know. This is boring, it’s mostly missionary, but you get a few splices between the previous sex scene and this one. This time around, John Holmes is completely hard and he goes all in with Lilly Foster, so that’s a sight to see.

Out in a field we see Charles Orlando with another African American girl, and the two have a quick sex scene. It’s so quick that I almost missed it when I was reviewing this movie. It’s lackluster at best, and honestly, not worth even taking anything out of your pants for. You hear no moaning, no motion, just see the action and a few moments for the money shot.

We then see the gunslinger from the opening of the film creeping up on a lady. He is going to shoot, but then gets thwarted by someone else. The scenes move forward with no major motion, and we then go to a barn where one of the African American women sucks of John Holmes. That’s it. It’s just a blow job scene, and nothing major.

The movie climaxes with a gun fight. John Holmes shoots, and that’s it. It’s the worst acting job I’ve ever seen. Ugh, this is a terrible movie.

I give “Teenage Cowgirls” a 1 out of 5.

This is perhaps the worst porno movie I’ve ever seen. There’s lackluster plotting, acting, and sex. It’s a movie that is most likely part of a double feature at a movie theater, and well, it is what it is. It’s a far cry from the stuff that Deep Throat and others were doing that’s for sure.

Casual Encounters (2016) Review

Casual Encounters (2016) Poster

Today we are going modern. We don’t usually do that, so we decided that today was a good day to go back a couple of years for a movie that was released by Wicked Pictures and starts Jessica Drake. Drake plays a woman that wants to have casual encounters, and that’s really the crux of the movie. With that in mind, we are going to venture into a world of casual sex, with this high budget picture. The movie we are reviewing today is called, “Casual Encounters”, which was released in 2016 from Wicked Pictures. The movie stars Jessica Drake, Derrick Pierce, Marcus London, Romi Rain, Eric Masterson, Steven St. Croix, Mr. Pete, and Olivia Austin. It’s a film, more than just a porno, and it shows from the start.

The movie begins with Jessica Drake looking online for dates, and seems to find someone to email. The two then plan on meeting at a bar, and end up talking. This is all filmed with stellar lighting, amazing camera work, and shows more of a “movie” vibe than a porno. If you like high end productions, this one takes the cake, it’s well lit, it has some stellar angles, and it’s regular in terms of movies. It’s not at all gritty, with the sole downside for me being the music, which is a bad EDM production. The movie shows Drake and Derrick Pierce going to a bar and conversing, and that’s really all you see for the first 10 minutes to start the movie. As the movie progresses, the two start to kiss in the corner of a bar, and then signal to go to the back, where the action will no doubt start.

The movie goes to the bathroom, and that’s where we are treated to seeing Jessica Drake and Derrick Pierce having sex. They are just going at it, and it seems to be a natural progression, from kissing to sex. Drake has a red top, long black boots, and a black skirt. She’s a tall woman for the adult film world, has long blonde hair, and medium sized breasts, that may be augmented, but I can’t tell in this scene. Derrick Pierce isn’t a big guy, but he gets hard and lasts. The sex scene starts with Derrick performing oral on Jessica Drake, then the two go into counter sex, with only Pierce going full nude here. As far as the sex goes, it’s ok, a few positions here and there, and Drake trying to moan and look like she’s into it at first, only to finally get into it around the 17 minute mark. Derrick Pierce looks like he’s just concentrating, and while this is very much a sensual scene, it’s a little robotic in nature. If you watch it, you’ll note that it’s mostly business, even when Pierce seems to go in a little harder. After a good amount of back and forth, Pierce cums on Drake, and that’s it. Visually this is well lit, the bathroom is clean, the director does well with the camera, and the performers are ok, but Pierce is noticeably not large, and Drake seems less than enthused for a bit of this movie. The ending was ok, she sucks Pierce off a little, while EDM starts again, and I personally hate the soundtrack.

The movie fades to Derrick reading an email and seeing that Jessica Drake wants another round. He says that he will instruct her, and she is sent on a quest to find a dude to blow.

Drake meets up with a man named Marcus London, or rather that’s the actor’s name. London is a built, ripped guy, and Drake gets on her knees immediately, to start to suck him off. Her skills here are lacking. Drake visually does well, and it’s not a terrible sequence, but it’s definitely visually striking rather than something she seems to be really into. There are moments where she seems to be interested, but London has to just egg her on to continue at times. As far as a blow job scene is concerned, it’s not half bad, and at the 25 minute mark, really starts to take off, as though Drake starts to enjoy herself for a moment, and forgets she’s on film. The two move into the passenger seat of a car, as they are in a parking lot, and they start to have sex, and it’s reverse cowgirl with a condom on. It’s nothing fancy here, just your average sex scene if you ask me. Drake looks bored a bit, and London seems to know it, so he gets her up and asks her to suck him off again, and she obliges, until he finishes. There’s no music here, but the film quality is great here, yet again, giving you great angles, good lighting, and ambient noise as well. London finishes on Drake’s face and that’s it.

We are taken back to Drake’s apartment, and she is just looking off into the distance, seeing what’s around, and nothing more. She then texts Derrick and he says to come over, and he’s in a room having sex with another woman.

There’s a hotel bed, and Romi Rain is in bed with Pierce, having sex. Romi Rain is a voluptuous woman with tan skin, a large tattoo on her body, long black hair, and large breasts. She moans a great deal as Pierce goes in and out of her, and the two are nearly all naked. The two have sex the way you would with an escort, hurried, lacking passion, and just going through the motions. Drake watches and just sits in the corner as the two continue their involvement, which has no sound, other than the moans and the movement of the bed which squeaks. As far as this sex scene is concerned, it’s way better than the previous drake ones, as the two exchange positions, moan a great deal, and is quite good. Even the ending is good with Pierce cumming on Romi Rain. Romi Rain upstages Drake if you ask me, and it’s a good scene with some passion, which is lacking in the other scenes up to this point. At the 52 minute mark, Pierce cums in her mouth, and that’s the end of this sequence.

We go back to Drake texting Pierce, and wants to know what else is next. It’s here that we are taken to a new option. This time around, Pierce drives Drake to a circle of cars in the middle of nowhere. It’s here that she starts to suck off a bunch of guys, while blind folded. This scene features Jessica Drake, Eric Masterson, Mr. Pete, and Steven St. Croix, and it’s mostly a blind folded blow job sequence with the guys keeping their clothes on for the most part, and cars lights shining onto them. It’s straight forward, until around the 1 hour and 5 minute mark when St. Croix starts to have sex with Drake, while she’s still blindfolded. At around the one hour and 9 minute mark, you’re going to get a double penetration moment, with Drake getting pounded and hoked, blind folded, with another guy getting blown at the same time. This is the most interesting of visuals, and it’s really the most hardcore of the sequences that Drake has been in, that I have seen her in, thus far. It truly seems like she gets into the scene, and the director lets the action play on, relatively easy going with Drake actually looking like she’s into the sex. It’s a fascinating push forward, in an otherwise sterile film. All of the guys take turns, and eventually cum on Drake, before Pierce gets out of a car and starts to approach her. Drake takes off her blind fold and starts to blow Pierce while a couple watches in a car.

The scene ends without a money shot, and we are taken to a bathroom in which we see Jessica Drake, just taking a shower. She is in there and taking a shower, soaking up the cleanliness, and that’s it. A nude Jessica Drake starts to masturbate in the shower, and that’s it. If you like solo masturbation scenes, then you may like Drake’s scene here, where you see her completely nude, and notice that she does in fact have breast implants. Visually it’s simple, but the director stays above the waist for a lot of it, making this an odd choice if you ask me. There’s a bit of focus on the masturbation around the one hour and 20 minute mark, but it’s more of an artistic send off than a hardcore sex scene if you ask me. Drake does get herself off though, which is sexy, and finely tuned if you ask me.

The scene fades, and we are taken to a mundane task where Drake is texting Pierce and we are along for the rid. It’s a simple look at Drake with minimal make up and just in regular clothing. I personally like her this way, but that’s just my two cents. She texts Pierce and the two setup a date for later.

At the next meeting, we see Pierce hanging out and waiting for Drake. This next scene features Jessica Drake, Olivia Austin, and Derrick Pierce. We are given a little bit of a story here, as Drake drops a photograph on her. We start to see that Drake has been trying to blackmail this guy for some time, and has been working an angle the whole time, eventually getting her revenge at the end. She then enters the room with the dude’s wife, and there’s some explaining that needs to get done, right? Nope! This is a porno, and we are taken into a whole new world of sex as there’s a threesome. This time around Olivia Austin gets most of the action, and she’s a tall blonde woman with large breasts. Her and drake could be sisters in this. Jessica Drake, Olivia Austin, and Derrick Pierce have sex on a white couch, and it’s visually good, just a bit dry if you ask me. There’s no passion again, and it’s robotic in nature. However, as far as a modern porno is concerned, it has all the elements that you would expect, so I guess in a way it’s not terrible? I can’t complain too much, it’s two hot blondes getting railed on a white couch, simple and plain. Pierce cums on Austin’s face and that’s the end, another movie done.

I give “Casual Encounters” a 3 out of 5. While I am a fan of Jessica Drake’s work at times, visually, I didn’t find this one to be that great. She is a great looking woman, don’t get me wrong, but the sex just didn’t feel passionate at all. She is a stunning woman though, and I’d love to interview her, and maybe clear up some of my criticisms of the sex. Otherwise, it’s a random porno that I probably won’t remember.

Now, if you’re a fan of modern porno, and like the premise of casual encounters, and love Jessica Drake, then by all means, this is a blu ray and DVD you want to get. It’s well made, it looks great, and it will definitely impress a lot of people. It’s a good looking movie, and you can buy it by clicking HERE.