The Many Faces of PJ Sparxx (1995) DVD Cover |
The movie starts with a party scene, and in this scene we see Vince Vouyer dancing a bit. He is a stripper, and at the 5 minute mark, we realize that this is a porno, because he takes his underwear down, and Stephanie Swift is there to service him.
Stephanie Swift begins the scene with a blow job on Vince Vouyer, and her technique is grand. The brunette star has changed in recent years, as she’s now an advocate against sex abuse, and porn, but here she is performing at her prime with Vouyer in a toned, shaven state. The music is a classical mix of new wave jazz, and bass sounds. The set is a warehouse somewhere in porn valley, and honestly, it’s like any other den or living room scene, with a light colored couch, made of leather, and lighting that hides the boom mic here and there. The lighting is fine, the overall sequence is good, and if you’re a fan of Swift, you’ll love the length of her blow job for this sex starting point. A condom gets put on, and we see Swift start with cowgirl, facing Vouyer directly on the couch, and bouncing slowly until she starts to moan. There’s a good editing quality here, as the camera moves through various angles, all with a nice shadow of lighting from the perspective of where the director and cameras are. The two go through different positions, but eventually Vouyer can’t hold on, takes off the condom, and cums on Swift’s face. It goes up her nose at one point, and she stays in the scene, eyes closed, and that’s it. She blows him upside down at one point, and that makes this a stellar opener, even if the keyboard and guitar work takes me out of the show.
The movie moves forward, and we see P.J Sparxx asleep on the same couch. In comes John Decker in a suit and tie. The movie then goes forward to set up a simple plot, where Decker is not satisfied with his sex life. He talks to a girl, then we are taken to a bedroom set, very much a standard set that I’ve seen from Wicked Pictures. PJ Sparxx is in latex now, and talks to Armstrong about getting kinky. John Decker says, no. So then she goes to the kitchen and starts to write a letter to someone she wants, of course, not John Decker. This is a kitchen set, and it looks semi-real here, so maybe it’s not just a warehouse somewhere. She seems an envelope and sends it away, and that’s that.
After some time we see Sparxx in an office, and in walks Colt Steel. She says that she wants some action, and throws herself at Steel. He obliges, and starts to undress. This is in an office, and we see PJ Sparxx full body here. She’s thin, has large breasts, is blonde, and tan. She has a great body for the 1990s porn world, and Steel is cut out of, well, steel. He looks like he should be on the cover of a romance novel. Sparxx opens up her blouse to reveal her large breasts and steel immediately goes to sucking on them, and we venture into foreplay. The music here is all bass and some jazz notes, but mostly synth and bass heavy moments of jazz. Sparxx starts things off with a blow job, before Steel gets to give her oral. She’s shaven for the most part, with a slight amount of hair on her pubic mound, and the show continues with some nice oral close ups. The sex is tame, all things considered. Sparxx has black heels on, and she’s really loud during this one, as Steel goes through the motions of protected sex while she masturbates at the same time. She has such a loud, high pitched moan that it becomes a little annoying. Steel is concentrating, not passionate, robotic, and the lighting here throws a lot of shadows into the mix. There’s minimal passion here, and a little less chemistry between the two. Sparxx is glassy eyed at the 30 minute mark, and it just seems forced at times, almost like when hiring an escort and it’s just not that grand. She bends over at one point, and they go doggy style for a minute or two before Steel has to cum and lets go on her butt. Visually this is an ok scene, but it lacks the passion that the first scene had, so it is a diminished scene. Plus, Steel is more muscle than penis, so if you’re expect a hung guy, he’s not that big. At least not in comparison to his muscles, so there’s that.
The scene ends, and we are taken back to the house where we see Sparxx in a wig just talking, and what not. There’s a little bit of attention given to the scene, with talking, and then we are taken to another set. This time it’s a living room, and there’s a studio light in the left hand corner in full view! Oh man, there’s also a gear bag left under the foyer, and you see a full display of lighting left to be seen. Now, while Anna Malle is in one area, we see PJ Sparxx making a salad, and then a door bell that keeps ringing and ringing. Anna Malle is a hot woman, by the way, she passed away due to an auto accident from what I heard. But she’s tan, has large breasts, and is quite hot. I’ve always liked her enthusiasm, and in this one, she opens the door, and in comes Hank Armstrong to kiss her and the two passionately begin. All the while Pj Sparxx is making a salad, then she walks in on the two, and just looks on, with a smirk.
Anna Malle takes her panties off with the help from Hank Armstrong, then gets fingered to start the scene. She has her signature tan lines, and mostly shaved pubic region, and the two begin against a wall. The rock music in this scene is horrible, and takes me out of the scene right away. The light is hilarious on the left, and it casts some serious shadows where it shouldn’t be. The living room has a floral couch, white walls, and Armstrong goes down to oral right away. I should note that Anna Malle has her own panties in her mouth as she moans at what Armstrong is doing, although very calculated, and somewhat robotic. She eventually gets on her knees and blows Armstrong, and it’s the best one I’ve seen in a while. Anna Malle always seemed to enjoy this sort of thing, and she’s been in documentaries saying such things. There’s no condom here, and Anna Mall goes for doggy style on a floral couch, and she doesn’t seem to be enjoying it that much. She says a few dirty things, and Armstrong does his job, but it’s pretty much a robotic sexual transaction. It is also blown out with light, and the two just don’t seem to connect like I would expect. The director probably fell asleep at one point. Towards the 45 minute mark, we see anal start, and if you look at Anna Malle’s eyes and her direction she is looking for cues from the director, and it’s awful. It’s the most robotic sex scene I’ve seen in a long time. These two have no chemistry, and it’s just purely sexual. After some anal, Armstrong cums on Malle’s butt, then goes back into her, and she talks nasty, but geez, she’s not enthused here, and it truly is nothing short of transactional, like an escort, even with the final kisses. This is perhaps one of the worst modern sex scenes I’ve seen in terms of passion or lack of it.
We move along. We see John Decker hanging out in a bedroom and Roxanne Hall is dancing. Decker watches Hall undress, and she’s a somewhat tall, skinny, all natural young woman. Decker is in his underwear and in a bedroom set. He talks about how he got fired because his wife cheated with his boss, Roxanne Hall plays an escort, and wants to help Decker relax a little. So she begins with a blow job. Roxanne Hall gets oral John Decker, in a random bedroom, with green comforters and shadows all around as the lighting is coming from various sources. The shadows here are tough. At around 55 minutes, the two do 69, which is always a cool little spot, and the two seem to go through the motions in this scene. At the 58 minute mark, we go straight for anal, and there’s no condom. If you’re a fan of anal, you’ll like this one, as at one point Hall even screams, “John”, which is the actor’s real name. As for Decker, he does adequately here, hard, and penetrating anal, with some lube, and no condom. It’s only anal here, nothing big, and eventually Hall gets a facial, and that’s it. This is a good scene, with bad music, and interesting lighting, but Decker seems to have to hold onto his erection with his hand, and eventually just cums on Hall’s face, and mouth and that’s that. It’s ok, at best.
The final scene features three women on a hammock. They have toys, it’s got an upbeat jazzy tune, and it features PJ Sparxx, Tyler Sweet, and Ruby. This has natural light, and lots of it, as they are outdoors, and it is mostly just oral and toys. Nothing big here, just two blondes and a redhead. It’s perhaps one of the more boring scenes as the sound design takes a major dip here, and you barely here the moaning. The music is put on blast here, and the women seem ok with what they are doing, and seem to moan a bit, with toys etc. It’s a lengthy threeway lesbian scene, but it’s far from “great”. The scene ends with Decker walking in on the threesome, and shaking his head.
I give “The Many Faces of PJ Sparxx” a 2 out of 5.
One great scene doesn’t make for a stellar porno, and that’s all you really get for this one if you ask me. Now, as I always say, I’m just one man with one opinion. If you’re a fan of Sparxx, then you may love this one, and of course, if you’re a fan of Stephanie Swift, you’ll love the opening sequences. She does well in it.
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