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The opening sequence features Madison and Mike Horner getting into action in what looks like a college dorm room. There are no condoms in sight, and Madison is drilled throughout, as she talks a lot. She is spouting out lines that are comical, while Mike Horner sweats and pumps, and goes through the motions of getting blown, and then throwing down the best he can. He really goes to town on Madison, and Madison keeps talking more than moan, and eventually finishes on the bed, rather than on Madison. Once Horner is done, a woman comes in and blind folds him. Then the credits start to roll.
This is the first in a part of a series of movies, mind you. It’s filmed at a community college, at least the exteriors are, and it’s done on film. There are great overall sets, and the jazz soundtrack is kind of cool. This is a higher budgeted movie, and it shows from the starting line. I was impressed with the starting line, and the overall quality of the movie. It has a story, and it’s driven by narration. You are introduced to all the women via narration of a college disc jockey. Each woman is busty, sexy, and is quite interesting to the plot of the story, if you are looking for the plot.
The next sex scene features Melanie Moore and Victoria Paris. Two attractive California blondes, and they simply go to town on each other orally and through various positions of lesbian sex. You can still see the roots of their hair, but the blonde comes up over it, giving you that California look you always expect from these mid 1990s movies. They go through various positions with a sensual jazz soundtrack, and doesn’t really showcase more than just hands, tongues, and pubic hair. If you’re into lesbian scenes, this is a slow, sensual, and basic one to consider. It’s not terrible, but it’s not great either.
The story continues with a random woman talking to a nerd. Then a cut to the DJ that is just playing music, and sitting around. This is an old hippy looking dude, and he’s visited by a random guy. The dude comes in and discusses a few things about the conspiracy theory that the DJ has. This of course goes forward to another sex scene.
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This sex scene is in a new dorm room, and it features Lacy Rose, Peter North and Tony Marinto set to a backdrop of a good jazzy tune. Lacy Rose is a brunette that isn’t at all looking like a college girl. She’s all natural, and she invites Peter North and Tony Martino to start stroking it before they start doing her. There’s a dualing rimming and oral point that is interesting, with both guys taking a hole and going to town. Rose screams in passion, and then eventually gets the guys to go all in. Tony Martino has the best mullet in porn if you ask me, at least in the movies that I’ve seen thus far. He starts off with Rose while North gets blown on the side. The sex doesn’t last too long, however, as he cums quickly, while North just gets sucked off on the side. I’m not sure if this was edited short or not, but Martino cums on Rose’s stomach and pubic hair, and he’s done. She turns over, and tells Peter North to perform anal on her, and so he does so with a condom on, and then finishes on her. She’s loud, Lacy Rose is so loud, that you may have to turn down the television, as she really is loud here, and well that’s a turn on for some people, while others think it’s theatrical. I think it’s legitimate here, as she uses her hands while Peter North continues to pump. After some time doing anal, Peter North finishes on Lacy Rose’s stomach and hits her in the eye and body, and it’s kind of funny to look at. Not a bad scene.
After the sex romp, you’re taken to a classroom where a busty teacher talking about who would have sex in the Wizard of Oz. The classroom scene is ok at best, but it’s just a transition to a sorority scene. In the sorority scene you see pledges talking to the many different ladies of the sorority. This is a standard sorority element, and it’s not that good. It moves forward to a couple of dudes in their dorm talking about school and random things. It’s just a simple movement of the story. It’s a party pledge scene, and nothing more than that. The camera goes back to the DJ who’s having a bad ream, before showing off some B-footage of the school, and then going to the frat house for a minute.
Two frat guys show up with Selena Steele and TT Boy yells out, “train action”, and then starts to kiss her. There will be a foursome here, and the pants come off, while Selena Steele starts to get into the action. Selena Steele, Peter North, TT Boy, and Tony Martino are all involved with this one, and it starts immediately. There’s a jazzy tune in the background, but you hear slurping, moaning, and groaning for this scene. She sucks off three guys, before each person takes a turn with her, while the others watch. This doesn’t last long mind you, and they all just have sex with her, without a condom, and that’s really just it. This is a train type of scene, I guess, the first that I’ve seen while reviewing movies for this blog. The sex is serviceable, with a nice young college coed with brunette hair taking all three guys. It’s not a great scene, mind you, but she’s all natural, not shaved at all, and the dorm room setting is interesting to denote. Other than that, it’s a forward moving scene with all three guys getting a turn, and that’s it.
After the foursome, the movie switches to a scene at the sorority house. A few women are there and the pledges are getting talked to. They are being welcomed to the pledge period, and they just talk about what duties each person must have. The movie goes through different plot points, including talking to the DJ again, and random notes about the conspiracy theory of the sorority. That moves to a teacher and a random nerd.
The next scene features Bionca and Tim Lake having sex in the classroom from earlier. The scene is rather boring, and Tim Lake cums way too fast, so it’s barely a scene that you can even get off to. It’s a lackluster scene, and while Bionca’s brunette 1980s style hair is a nice contrast to the nerdy Tim Lake, the scene is not that great. It may be amongst one of the worst sex scenes I’ve scene thus far.
The movie then moves through the plot with the DJ going nuts, and then the sorority house. The sorority house has the final sex scene and features Melanie Moore, Stacy Nichols, Tiffany Mynx, Angela Summers, Madison, Shayla LaVeaux, Teri Diver, Alexis DeVell, Ashlyn Gere, Selena Steele, Shawnee Cates, and Summer Knight. They have a giant orgy, and it’s all women, all the time, just having a ball. They push through the incredible scenes of passion, and the jazzy tune goes up while the orgy continues. This is nothing more than just a lesbian orgy. If you’re a fan of seeing a lot of women doing oral, moaning, and using their hands across many different angles, here you go. The ending is all women, and it’s all sex.
The movie ends with that orgy, and a note on the sequel. That’s it.
I give “Sorority Sex Kittens” a 2 out of 5.
This is perhaps one of the worst examples of modern porn, if you can call it modern. However, if it was meant to be on the silver screen, I get it. The sex scenes are a little short, but it’s not half bad at times. I would say that there are a couple of good scenes, but the rest is just fast paced, or terrible. If you’re a fan of lesbian scenes, then this will do it for you for sure. The plot’s not half bad though.
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