Big Game (1990) Review

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Today we head back to 1990 and we look at the adult video, “Big Game” from 1990. The cover girl is Raven, and the video is one of the many films that never made it to the big screen, and when you watch it, you’ll find out exactly why. It’s shot on a video camera, but yet it has some very good stars in it, including long time guys Randy West and T.T. Boy, and a lot of nice looking women. This movie has a good score to start things off, mind you, which surprised me, considering the fact that the rest of the movie is low budget of sorts. I wasn’t even sure what to expect with this one, as the movie showed some archival footage of Cheetahs, and you get into the plot right away.

The story is about a woman that has written novels about the big game in Africa. She has a British accent, and starts to discuss what she’s been looking into, and that leads to shots of a pool area, and of course, immediate sex, with a backdrop of a symphony. Two minutes in and you get your starting sex sequences. The first sex scene features TT Boy and Raven, and the two don’t mince words, they just start going for it. The sound here is of the water, and a light symphony. Raven wears a safari hat as TT Boy lays down on a towel and the two go at it. Raven’s long black hair is fascinating, and she is a good looking woman. The lighting is bad here, but they are outside, so I guess as long as there’s no reflections this isn’t half bad. Those that are looking for straight sex, well here you go, no condoms, and no obstructions, the director lets you watch the whole thing, and it’s not half bad. The two go on for about 15 or so minutes before TT Boy cums on Raven’s pubic region, and that’s the end of this opener.

There is a slight transition in which Raven discusses another wild life element. Then it goes into a sex scene, and you get a plot that is loose, and women that are ready to go. The symphony continues playing, and you’re thrown into what appears to be a gonzo movie, rather than a full feature.

This next scene features Sunny McKay and Don Fernando. The two kiss a lot which is kind of neat considering the last scene didn’t have a lot of kissing. The two here are hairy, neither one has shaved, so if you like all natural sex, this is going to appeal to you. The two have slow, casual sex, nothing too extreme, and they seem to have good chemistry together, as this turns into a boring love making routine, rather than a hardcore sexual romp. Maybe that’s good, though? If you’re in a relationship and want some nice, soft motions and lots of kissing, then here you go.

Another transition and you see our lead looking off into the distance, writing another novel, thinking about the African safari that she was on. Then it leads to another sexual conquest, this time featuring long time porn stay, Randy West.

Randy West and Patricia Kennedy are next here, and there’s a juxtaposition of a snake to illustrate what you’re going to see next. I’m not familiar with Patricia Kennedy, but I’ve seen Randy West in a lot of different scenes. This one starts with him licking Patricia, and the damn director chimes in! I kid you not, the director didn’t cut out his direction, and so you hear him directing the actors! What the hell! Another blooper?! That’s two reviews in a row where you have a blooper, and I’m not upset, but it’s funny to me that the editors didn’t catch that. Of course, the symphony continues, and the outdoor setting from the first scene is used here. Not a long scene here, and your average outdoor setting with lots of focus on Randy West. But if you look closely, in the background there are people walking by! There’s also some dubbing in the sounds, and it even looks like Randy loses his erection at one point. This is a lackluster scene to say the least. There’s even bad camera work, and a slow down in the frame rate, this is laughable. At around 58 minutes into the film, there’s a cut, like a blank screen, and that’s because it’s a VHS transfer! Oh my, what a terrible rip.

Up next you get Madison and Raven having sex, in a casual lesbian scene, and it’s not exciting at all. They seem to be going for a softcore look rather than a hardcore one. Sure, it involves what you’d expect, but no toys, a pool side setting, and just average sexual elements. It’s not terrible, but it’s more posing and light play than hardcore sex, so keep that in mind. Oh and the symphony music continues here as well.

The last scene features Holly Ryder finding TT Boy and then asking for a little fun. The two have sex on some grass, and it’s just simple, hardcore sex. The two exchange various positions, and it’s the best scene in the movie if you ask me. The two have some major chemistry, and Body really takes all of TT Boy here, and moans, shows off that she’s enjoying every moment, squeezes her nipples, moans, and screams, and then asks for cum all over her chest. That’s the scene, with a rousing symphony here. Not a terrible scene, but the symphony music really took me out of it a few times. TT Boy here is in his prime, and it’s a great overall sequence.

After this last sex scene, the credits role and you see that Milton Ingley directed, Sharon Mitchell produced it, and a bunch of people helped with the production. The symphony continues, and you get the end of the movie. That’s it. A quick romp through a terrible plot, and an interesting one scene that ends well enough, I guess?

I give “Big Game” a 1 out of 5.

This is one of the worst movies I’ve seen in a while, and while it had one good scene, it’s not worth chasing down unless you absolutely love the actors and actresses involved.

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The 69Th Sense (2000) Review

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Today we are going back in time for a review of a parody studio film called “The 69th Sense”. This is a movie that is supposed to be making fun of The Sixth Sense. Within a few minutes, you know that this is not going to be serious, because we get right into the sex talk. The movie opens up with Taylor St. Clair and Mickey G. talking about how he just won an award. Then it leads to the staircase where you find out that Taylor doesn’t like anal sex, but will give Mickey a mind-blowing time once they go upstairs, because he has won a literary award. As a writer, I can assure you that this NEVER happens. I’ve won awards in the past, and didn’t get anything for them, so maybe I needed to be in porn? I don’t know.

The action starts right away, with the couple on the staircase. The most intriguing thing here is that Taylor St. Claire is wearing pearls, her hair is up, and she has a little black dress. Mickey G. is a lucky man here, as he immediately gets hard, as she takes her dress off and starts blowing him on the stairs. Her technique is fine, but what pulled me away from the scene was the gothic, Halloween style music. The music here was like listening to early Nine Inch Nails mixed with Perfect Circle, and even a little Goblin to throw into the mix. It’s an odd thing to notice, but it’s definitely there and I couldn’t stop listening for it. If there’s a soundtrack rip of this music, I’d like to know about it. Maybe I can write the producers of this film to figure that out. The sex scene is fine, by the way, the two start going forward with the traditional sequencing. St. Claire is actually enjoying it because the camera captures her getting wet, which is not always seen with porno, and it’s legit. She is actually getting wet in this one, which in turn makes this movie a lot better than most. I couldn’t believe that this wasn’t just another mechanical scene, so good for the performers here. There is a minor transition where Mickie G puts on a condom, but you don’t see it, and then goes right into doggy style on the staircase. This begins the sex, and it’s not half bad. The scene ends with Taylor St. Claire blowing Mickey G, and him cumming on her face and breasts. This scene is a great intro to this movie. It’s only about 12 minutes, but it’s not bad.

Right after cumming, Mickey G. clutches his chest and looks to be dying. We see that he very well may have died here, and the movie goes into the story mode.

The movie shows off Vicca, and I didn’t realize that she had such a thick Russian accent. Ian Daniels shows up at her house, and the two immediately start to go into sex mode. I always thought Vicca was hot, at least when I was younger. Today, watching this, I wasn’t so sure what I saw in her. She is a good looking redhead, don’t get me wrong, but I’m seeing this through new eyes, so it’s not the same. She’s ok, but the sex seemed a little mechanical at times, and just over acted. Unlike the first scene in this movie, this was a little less exciting. However, Vicca did seem to get wet here, and it seemed like she actually liked Ian Daniels and his skill set. Daniels puts on a condom and then goes straight into sex, no blow job here, just straight kitchen sex. The 90s techno rock starts again, and the two go at it. As the camera pans, you can see that Daniels is just trying to stay hard, as this is a “mechanical” sex scene, with fake moaning and more. It’s kind of funny, and not that sexy. It’ll get you there, but it’s a far cry from the opener.

The movie keeps going with our main character Mickey G. showing up at Viccas house. She said she’s seeing “horny” people in her house. So this is where the parody of the sixth sense really goes through. Vicca narrates and her accent is so strong it’s hard to follow along, but this leads to a new sex scene. It features Envy, Renee LaRue, and Nick East. I’ve seen East in other movies, but the two girls here are new to me. They are nice enough, but they don’t seem to be that into east. This is another functional scene, with alternative rock music, and what you’d expect. The women are enhanced, shaved just enough for that post 1990s swing, and this is a functional scene with lots of foreplay. Nick East doesn’t have a giant penis, or anything, and he puts on a condom and goes to work with both girls. He has sex with them on a rug in front of a fire place, and it’s not half bad. The women keep their heels on, and they do a lot of moaning, so this immediately gets me excited, and it’s quite the scene. There’s a few positions that I personal love, so I liked seeing that. As far as threeways go, this is not a bad scene at all, and both girls get a lot of attention here. The camera shots are sometimes distracting here, but the soundtrack is good, and Nick East gets a serious second wind about 40 minutes in and then cums on one of the women’s faces. Not a bad scene, but one that was overshadowed again by the music.

The movie then goes along with the plot again. Vicca is haunted, and she sees dead people having sex. She starts telling Mickey G, the ghost detective, and starts discussing further dreams that she’s having.

The next scene features a party. A party in which two ghosts are having sex in front of everyone. The music here again goes to 90s funk and techno, which is good. But the sex features Charlie and Jonathan Simms. Two performers that work ok together, but it’s not a great sequence. Another condom scene, and the two seem to be in mechanical sex mode. There’s not much to this, as people around them are told to ignore what’s going on. Good on the extras not to watch the sex, but this isn’t that great. If you’re a fan of anal, then there’s a bit of that here, but other than that, it’s an ordinary, mechanical, sex scene, and nothing else. I did like Charlie’s stretch marks, I thought that was nice to see.

Next up, the plot keeps thickening, with Vicca thinking that she’s losing her mind. As she confides in a friend, she starts to get horny and starts to kiss Tara. Vicca and Tara then go through a lesbian sex scene that is mostly cunnilingus. Not a bad thing, and the two seem to really enjoy the process with each other. Vicca here is hot, and while I’m not a huge fan of Tara, she knows what she’s doing, making this scene quite enjoyable overall. It’s a standard lesbian scene, no toys, and just a lot of tongue action, moaning, and sincere orgasms. If you’re into lesbian sex with two high heeled women, then this is going to do it for you, although it’s a short scene.

Taylor St. Claire and Evan Stone start talking, and it is revealed that Mickey G has died. Evan Stone though, helps St. Claire get over the death with some hard sex. Evan Stone is a good lay, he’s always good in these scenes, and this time around, he really pushes through. In this movie, Evan Stone isn’t as jacked as he is in other movies, but he is still built solid. St. Claire seems to enjoy this one a little more than the opener, and the two have sex in the kitchen. This is not Evan’s best scene, and St. Claire seems to enjoy anal a bit, but the overall scene gets mechanical around 1 hour and 25 minutes in, as there’s no sweat, and it’s just kind of dry overall. Evan Stone gets anal, which he didn’t get with Janine even though he wanted to so badly. This is not a bad scene, but it’s far from the best one in this movie. It’s workable, but it’s just missing some passion if you ask me. The soundtrack for this scene sucks too, but the kitchen décor is nice, so points for that. Eventually the scene fades and you get a weak money shot from Evan Stone, but St. Claire has such a nice body that you may not even care.

This leads to the grand finale. Vicca finds out that Mickey G. is a ghost and that he too is horny, and so she decides to give him one last wish, and that’s to have sex. The two then start getting to it in her bedroom, and this is an interesting scene. Vicca genuinely gets wet and is dripping on Mickey G. in this one, and he puts a finger in her butt, rims, and goes all out. She gives head, and during 69, she absolutely gets really wet, and that’s a plus for the scene. The two seem to be really turned on with this scene, and even though the alt rock music is distracting, the two really get to work, and you forget that you’re watching a porno at one point, as there’s a bit more passion here than with other scenes in the movie. The two have good sex, not great sex, and another condom is evident here, although Vicca does anal, so that’s a plus for those that love her. The scene goes well enough, and eventually you get a money shot from Mickey G. on Vicca’s back. As far as a sex scene is concerned, this works, and is slightly arousing, but the anal wasn’t as good as when Vicca is riding cowgirl, where she cums a few times. There’s not a lot of kissing here, so there’s a mechanical element to the sex that draws me away, but other than that, this is a good ending scene with some decent movement, and ok music. At around 1 hour and 35 minutes, watch for the condom to fall off and the two keep going. That was an interesting boost to the scene, but another condom is put on for the anal portion. The director did leave that take in, so if you watch closely, you’ll see the condom slip off and fall off of Mickey G’s chest and then the two go hard for a while, before going into anal. That was a highlight of this movie for me. The two cuddle and that’s the end of the movie. Not bad, not great.

I give “The 69th Sense” a 3 out of 5.

This movie from the year 2000 isn’t half bad. It’s on the tail end of the time I was buying VHS tapes, and it’s not half bad.

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The Sex Lawyer (2002) Review

The Sex Lawyer (2002) DVD Cover 

Going to something more modern, I’ve decided to import a movie that is dubbed in English. It’s called “The Sex Lawyer”, and it’s from 2002. It has a very unique plot for a porno, and the film grain and quality is above your standard porno. In fact, the plot has more of a “Cannon Films” quality, with the dubbing, and grindhouse elements. This feels like a B movie, more than anything else. If you’re a fan of grindhouse movies, then you may like this one, as “The Sex Lawyer” is very focused on plot, and of course, sex. The dubbing is bad, but hey, it’s a plot driven porno from Europe, so I didn’t mind it that much. This Italian porno movie feels more like a big budget movie than it does a porno, until you get through the opening plot, and into the real crux of this, which features 7 sexual romps and more plot turns than your average modern porno movie.

The plot starts with a man who is desperate and is going to court for trial. But amidst going home, he ends up getting a gun and thinking about a robbery. He couldn’t do it, and decides to throw his gun away. However, the cops show up and arrest him anyways, and end up taking him in for questioning and saying that he has committed a local robbery. That switches to a couple of lawyers talking, and leaving behind two attractive people that are going to do it. The dubbing is so bad at this point, but the actors aren’t half bad.

Five minutes into the movie you get your first sex scene and it features Elinor Gasset and Frank Gun. To attractive European actors that start this a bit mechanical, with neither one of them having a lot of chemistry. The music starts, and you really start to see what this movie is, and it’s a European porno with Casio keyboard quality music. I was lauhing at this point, even though the clothes were starting to come off. The two are completely shaved, so if you like that kind of thing, this will be a fun scene for you. Other than that, it’s a mechanical sex scene with attractive people, but no real emotion. There’s very little emotional bond between these two, and it shows. Yes, there’s moaning, but it’s definitely not a great sequence. It’s very tedious, and even the money shot looks a bit painful until Elinor starts a blow job after the fact. The cinematography is good here, and the scene is functional, but the music and the boring sex doesn’t help.

The movie goes forward through another plot point. The principle lawyers discuss the case with one of the accused, and then you see the lawyer driving around. That leads to a scene where the criminal goes to jail and is stuck in prison. This of course takes time to build, and once the lights are out in prison, our criminal starts to imagine his sex life with his girlfriend, and it becomes a sensual scene, with once again, bad quality jazzy music, and fake moaning and dubbing.

The sex scene features Sophie Angel and Alex Mantegna. This is a workable scene, with the two going through various positions, but the harpsichord music really threw me off. The two work ok together, but it’s just mechanical again. It doesn’t look like they are really enjoying it until the very end where the moans start getting deeper, and it appears that Alex is starting to go soft. He must have gotten soft because there’s a fade to the ending money shot, and he doesn’t seem to be getting very close at all, so you see him jerking it while Sophie waits and moans, but eventually it’s overall and that’s it. Another sex scene in the books, and honestly, it’s not that great. It’s kind of boring.

In the next scene we see Margareth Deli, Sophie Angel, and Mike Foster in a threeway. This isn’t a terrible scene, but it definitely lacks the passion that you’d expect from a lot of other sex scenes. However, there are a few moments that make this one not half bad, and it’s the hand job portion of the sex. Everyone is clean shaven here, and everyone seems adequate in the positions, and having sex is fine, but it’s just a little mechanical.

The movie continues to with a lot of plot devices. There’s a late night study session, and eventually turns into sex. The two stars here include Lara Stevens and David Perry. This is a lot more passionate than the other scenes, with both performers kissing a lot. They kept kissing and going through, with a passionate score that really changed the mood of this movie. Seriously, this scene seems out of place, since the two actually seem to like each other a lot more than the others. The only odd thing, is that the movie has an English dub for some of the moaning.

After some plot maneuvering, the lawyer visits her client and through their talk, ends up giving him a special gift. This scene features Milly D'Abbraccio and Alex Mantegna. Milly isn’t the most attractive of stars, but she really puts on a show, and seems to be enjoying herself with Alex. This may be the second best scene in the whole movie, as she really seems to like what she’s doing.

The movie then moves forward with another plot point, where lawyers and corrections officers discuss the case. Things keep moving forward, and you see the lawyer in her office, (Milly), and things seem to be moving forward as you’d expect. Milly D'Abbraccio and Nick Lang eventually have sex, but first, you will get a full scene with Milly trying to go over the details of her case.

Milly D'Abbraccio and Nick Lang go at it next on a peach looking couch. Milly is not shaved, mind you, and she is older. She seems to be enjoying this a lot, and that’s why she’s the star of this movie. Milly, kind of looks like Leonard’s mom from The Big Bang Theory, so that kind of tells you what she looks like. The two go through different positions, and while Nick seems to just be going through the motions, Milly seems to really like the process.

There’s a final orgy scene featuring Margareth Deli, Milly D'Abbraccio, Alberto Rey, Leslie Taylor, and Mike Foster, but in the import that I have, they didn’t show this. Maybe it’s an extra scene? I don’t know. The movie ends with Milly and Nick, at least in the one that I saw, and that was the end.

I give “The Sex Lawyer” a 2 out of 5.

This was not a great one, but it is functional. The women are European, the dubbing is bad, the music is ok, but it’s a mechanical sexual movie, with a cool plot, but that’s about it.

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Dirty Shary (1985) Review

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You may have heard of “Dirty Harry” those classic cop movies featuring Clint Eastwood, right? Those came out in the 1980s, and you know that porn would have a parody of that. For the silver screen this movie has some plot, and of course sex. It’s not a long movie, but it’s worth checking out if you’re a fan of parody porn and what not. That’s exactly what I did, and here we go. The plot of this movie is a private detective that is tasked with trying to break down a white slavery ring out of a brothel. The start of the movie features the main character telling you what to expect and how she gets criminals. She does so by showing off her massive breasts. This movie stars Christy Canyon, Steve Drake, Beverly Bliss, Colleen Brennan, and more. If you’re a fan of Christy Canyon, then “Dirty Shary” is going to be one hot movie for you, as she’s in a lot of the scenes, both for sex and to move the plot along.

Within a few minutes, you are thrown into the sex of this movie. I’m talking about 2 minutes into the movie, and Dirty Shary is going down on a guy. Christy Canyon and Steve Drake start things off, and it’s not half bad. If you like Canyon, then you’ll love her here as she more than eclipses Drake. There is a little bit of romance here, so it’s not straight gonzo. Drake warms up the oven so to speak, then goes into full force with Canyon. The two have some chemistry, mind you, but it’s not immediate. IT takes a little bit of time to go forward. Drake looks to be losing his erection after some time on the couch, but he manages to force one last push forward into doggy style before finally climaxing on Canyon’s butt. She seems to enjoy this last bit, even though Drake doesn’t seem to be as hard as he started, but he does ok towards the end, and Canyon is left with a few one liners. She doesn’t seem to get off, as Drake finishes well under 10 minutes, but hey, that’s porn for ya. The movie goes forward with the plot, as this scene was shorter than most modern flicks, that’s for sure.

The movie transitions into a plot point. Shary shows up to what appears to be a brothel. She only has a few lines of dialogue with the mistress of the house, and then enter Dino Alexander. He has a few lines about how he is a college guy and has found the brothel thanks to his dad. He’s told to go meet the DOM, and this is very much a powerful introduction to BDSM, although it’s more sexual than just dominating.

Beverly Bliss and Dino Alexander go forward with a fast paced sex scene, that really doesn’t have a lot of chemistry, until the end. Dino doesn’t cum a great deal, and Beverly has to basically rub it out, which is an awkward way to end this scenario, but hey, it happens, right? This was not a fun scene, and it was somewhat short. It ended well enough, and that’s it.

Spanish Cover of Dirty Shary From 1985

The next scene gets a little break, but it throws you into another Steve Drake scene, this time with Bunny Bleu. She’s a blonde girl with natural breasts and she likes to make a great deal of noise. Steve Drake, for the most part looks to have a bit more fun here than in the previous scene that he was in. The jazzy soundtrack really is distracting here for me. There’s a fine jazz soundtrack, that borders on modern jazz, mixed with the sounds of Bleu moaning. Drake eventually finishes and the money shot gets all over Bleu’s pubic hair. The scene ends casually, and then you’re thrown into another sex scene right away.

Up next, you get to see Heather Wayne pleasing herself, before Billy Dee shows up and gives her a ride. Billy Dee is a strong silent type, and man of color, working with Wayne. I always liked interracial sex scenes, mainly because I’m of Latin descent, and this makes me feel nice about the world of sex. This is a good overall scene, although the music goes from jazz to 1970s soft rock. That took me out of the scene a bit, but other than that, this works well. Wayne is not the most attractive of women, but she seems to really like this scene, and the two have some good chemistry overall.

Up next, Dino Alexander is seen leaving the brothel, and he has no more money. But Colleen Brennan stops him, the older woman wanting a taste of college man sex, and well the two get it on. This was a mechanical scene, with minimal moaning, and Dino making more noise than anything else. The music once again changes, and the two go at it on a couch that looks like it was picked up at a thrift store. This was all business until Dino starts playing with Brennan’s nipples and then the two start to get some chemistry going and really start to enjoy the scene together. Lucky Dino, he gets two shots in at the brothel for the price of one.

At this point, you are taken to Christy Canyon taking photographs of the brothel outside, and talks to a detective that is under cover. He says that Canyon has to go into the house and meet someone.

What happens? Well she meets up with a random dude, and takes off her top, and the music comes in, telling you that something grand is going to go on. Once the bass line and bongo drums start, you might as well get ready for this scene, because it’s the film’s ending sexual escapade. Dan T. Mann and Christy Canyon put on a good romp here, with Christy seemingly interested in giving a good performance, unlike her role with Drake. Nearly to the end of the sex, Mann looks to be losing his erection, one which was never truly that hard to begin with, and asks Christy who she is, or he won’t finish. She then states, “I’m Dirty Shary” and the two continue until he cums, and that’s the end of the movie.

There’s an epilogue where Canyon says that the investigation into the brothel didn’t turn up much of a lead or anything. It turns out, that the house was just volunteer staff and that Shary stayed on to hit up 50 guys before concluding her investigation. So there’s that.

I give “Dirty Shary” a 2 out of 5.

Christy Canyon is a legend no doubt, but the short scenes, lackluster attempt to even try to throw in the plot, and mechanical performances mire this otherwise interesting parody porno. Plus, the music kept throwing me off, and that’s not a good thing in an adult feature.

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Ghost Town (1996) Review

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There are two major reasons that I wanted to review the movie “Ghost Town” from 1996. The first is simple, the actress that stars reminds me of one of my friends, and dare I say lovers. I kid you not, my friend is one of the most beautiful people I’ve ever met, and whenever I see Lori Michaels, I think of her. But before I ever met my friend, I saw this movie on the Spice Network. I’ve talked about the Spice Network before, but this is a big one for me.

The reason why this is such a big movie for me is because I recorded this from the Spice Network onto a VHS tape. Now, the VHS tape I had recorded had a hard R feature of this. Now, I want you to try and think of what that was like in 1996. Take this movie, and then try to imagine not seeing an erect penis, but rather imagine the ending scene from “Austin Powers”. You see the motions, you hear the moaning, but you do not see an erect penis, and you do not see it go in someone’s mouth, nor do you see it go into the vagina or anywhere else. Now, you do see eyes, facial expressions, and directors zooming into the act, but you do not see it. I know, that sounds insane, but that’s how we used to get off in the mid 1990s on basic cable.

So what now? I’m older, and I can get the X rated version, and you better believe that I took full advantage of that. I went ahead and finally watched this full release, and well, it certainly brought back a lot of memories.

This is a movie that has a plot, which is why I chose to review it. It features a lot of bad acting, as per usual. The movie starts with a couple that gets lost on the way to Phoenix. When their car breaks down in the opposite direction, the couple argue and meet up with an old man, “Doc”. He then offers to help fix the car. Doc, Bobby Vitale, Lori Michaels and Doc talk about, and he said the two should walk to the next town. The two decide that they will wait for help, and just walk around the two. Doc continues to make funny quips, and I wonder how I could get a non-sex role like that one?

Night falls. The setting changes. Vitale and Michaels find an old place to spend the night. Steve Hatcher and Lori Michaels fall asleep, and that’s it. When they wake up Michaels is all naked, and Vitale is fully clothed. Michaels finds an old night gown, puts it on and decides to see what’s around town, looking for her clothes, since she’s lost them overnight. And that’s where this movie starts to get sexual. You’ll have to wait a while before you get any sex, making this a favorite of mine already. I like plot driven movies. Michaels stumbles into a brothel, and is forced to dance, meanwhile Sahara Sands, Steve Hatcher, and Tom Byron go to another room, and have their way with a show girl. Tom Byron here has a full mustache and goatee, and long hair. He’s going through a phase, huh? Sahara Sands is a buxom blonde, and is a bit older here. The action is fast, with a country music tune in the background. You really feel like you’re in the wild west when you watch this go down. The threesome involves Sands doing anal, blow jobs, and that’s it. No DP, and the sound designer muted her expressions at one point, and you can’t hear her moan, instead you get the sound track. When Byron pops, she screams, and it’s quite nice, but at that point Hatcher is soft, which is an odd dichotomy.

After the sex scene, we are thrown into another sex scene, this time a threeway featuring Felecia, Lori Michaels and Melissa Hill. This is ok, and features the women on stage inside a brothel, while the same country music soundtrack plays. The music and the sounds of moaning and kissing are leveled out, and this is not a bad scene, but it’s definitely not grand either.

The plot keeps moving forward after the sex scene. Michaels’ character is wondering where her husband is, and he’s on stage with Christi Lake, one of my favorite actresses from the 1990s. Michaels is upset that Vitale is going to have sex with Lake, and well, that’s exactly what goes down. Lake looks like an old boss of mine, which is why I love to see her work, as I always wanted to be involved with her, so I guess for me, this is a fantasy. Lake and Vitale have good chemistry, and the two work out well on the stage, in multiple positions, going back and forth, and just enjoying the process of the sex. Vitale eventually gives Lake a cum shot to the face, and that’s it.

Michaels’ character runs off looking for her husband, and sees Jill Kelly and Tony Tedeschi getting friendly. The camera zooms in on the two of them, and that’s the next scene here. The two go through a very mechanical, somewhat boring sexual romp. It is probably my least favorite Jill Kelly scene I’ve ever watched. It’s functional, but there’s an interesting change here. What you’re going to find is that Tony Tedeschi here has a condom on. He goes for anal play at one point, but it’s a very tame scene, with a new soundtrack of country styled music.

The next scene has Lori Michaels and Peter North finding each other, and Peter North branding Michaels like a piece of cattle, metaphorically, mind you. And what occurs next, wow, another boring disconnect from sexual virtual reality. This scene was not as hot as I recall, and it is a slow moving, condom based scene that is just disastrous. Michaels is silent, North is mechanical, and the music shifts in tone. This was a fast moving sex, and that was it. It’s just not grand.

After this, Michaels runs to her boyfriend and they get into the car that found them in this ghost town, only to leave and that’s that. The movie that once got me very hot, fizzled out and really made me rethink my own memories.

I give “Ghost Town” a 2 out of 5.

I know, nostalgia is neat, but this movie sucked. I liked the plot driven method, there was some chemistry between Christi Lake and Vitale, but the rest of the movie is kind of boring, the music isn’t that good, and well, I just can’t get behind calling this one a great one.

You can purchase “Ghost Town” via a lot of outlets, and I guess it’s an ok movie.

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Dickman and Throbbin (1986) Review

Dickman and Throbbin - 1986 VHS Cover

Well, if you like parody porn, here we go. A movie that stars Tom Byron as Throbbin and John Holmes as Dickman. This movie is from 1986, and the duo get to meet Amber Lynn, Joanna Storm, Steve Drake, Kari Fox, Peter North, Keli Richards, Jessica Wylde, Mark Wallace, Regine Bardot, and Pat Manning. There you go, the cast is not half bad, and the movie is a direct rip off of the DC Comics showcase. This is from 1986, so don’t exactly expect the top tier production that you will get from modern releases in parody porn. I got my grubby hands on a VHS copy of this thing, and turned up the mono speakers, and sat back for Jerome Tanner’s “Dickman and Throbbin” from 1986, because, why the hell not?

Joanna Storm and Peter North are the couple that starts the sexual romps, and it’s not half bad. I’ve never seen anything from Joanna Storm, but Peter North is usually a good one to watch. This showcase had North in “work” mode most of the time, but eventually he pushes through and just loses it towards the end. He goes so hard that he actually cums on Storm’s natural hairy vagina, and then re-inserts her and then goes for broke for a second orgasm. The two didn’t have a lot of chemistry at first, but after some time, towards the end, it seemed like they really got it, and were loving every second. That was kind of a neat showcase, making this an interesting starting line for the movie.

After some dialogue and forward progress with the movie’s plot, Steve Drake calls a phone sex line. He then pretends to masturbate, while on the phone with Jessica Wild. It’s obvious that he’s not really talking to Wylde, and the camera switches back and forth between the two. There’s nothing less sexy than seeing someone masturbate without being hard. Drake tries, and it’s not sexy at all, meanwhile, Wylde starts to please herself, and that’s a lot sexier. This scene is back and forth masturbation and phone sex, and it’s not completely terrible, but it’s also not exactly that sexy either. I’m not a fan of just watch someone’s facial expressions, and the director zooms in on Drake for a great deal of the time, and eventually he gets hard enough to cum, and well that’s an ok sight, but this was painful to watch, not at all what you’d expect via the title of the movie that’s for sure. Wylde continues on the phone and with her hand, and she’s very mechanical here, leaving Drake with a dirty hand, and a boring process. When the two put the phone down, Wylde gets a dildo out and just goes to town, so if you’re a fan of solo scenes, this is a good one for you.

More dialogue scenes break up the action, and I honestly am not sure why this movie is titled as a Batman parody as there is no real momentum in that direction. The majority of the movie is spent with straight sex and dialogue in an office. I guess that means that the budget wasn’t spent on a lot of things.

The next sex scene is Marc Wallace and Joanna Storm, and the two work well together. However, if you were watching this one, you may have spotted a zit on Marc Wallace’s balls. But aside from that, him and Storm actually have a lot of chemistry, and the two really go to town with one another. There are moments where Wallace takes his penis out and rubs it on storm and she responds amazingly, and there’s even a cum shot towards the end of this scene, and he then re-inserts, which is quite good, meaning the two have some serious chemistry. Storm’s red pumps don’t fall off, and she really seems to enjoy the Mail Man, aka Wallace, who wears a mail man’s shirt through the scene. Storm and Wallace make this one hell of a sex scene, saving what would otherwise be a kind of crappy movie. Wallace cums three times in this scene, and Storm makes this one quite sexy, a good scene for the two, with lots of passion and movement. I’m assuming that this wasn’t shot in one go, because there’s not a lot of sweat, and if that’s the case, right on, they really seemed to love going through the motions here.

The movie moves forward to a scene where you finally see Dickman and Throbbin. This is an interesting threeway, with Amber Lynn and Holmes going strong, and Byron getting into the action as well. Holmes is not in his prime here, and it shows, but he’s still big, so he goes through well. Byron has that young man look, and it’s not half bad. Lynn really seems to be turned on by Byron, and not so much by Holmes, but the scene works well enough, even though Holmes just seems like he’s in “work” mode. Lynn takes it all here, and this is actually not half bad. This seems like a more modern porno film, but there are some weird edits that seem to be covering for Holmes not being able to stay hard. That is kind of odd, but it’s what happened to Holmes in the latter days of his career.

The movie moves along the plot, but it’s so thin, that it’s not even worth explaining. It’s not even a plot as much as it is a few seconds of a lady worried. That leads to Steve Drake and Kari Foxx.

Kari Foxx and Steve Drake put on a slight show, but the director goes all “artsy”. This scene has color shifts, and interesting sequencing, with every basic film trick in the book. When you see this scene, you’re going to be seeing double exposures, colorful changes, multiple positions, lighting, and just interesting elements. The two don’t have a lot of chemistry, which is just odd considering the artsy look and feel.

You see Drake and Foxx in bed, Drake dreaming of sex rather than having it, and Foxx gets mad. This is a quick scene that is supposed to move the plot, but has little to nothing to do with the bigger element of the movie.

That changes the scene and then we are treated to a threesome with Joanna Storm, Regine Bardot and Peter North. North, for the first time I’ve ever seen on film doesn’t get hard easily, but he bounces back. He tries to get it up and Bardot is patient, but it’s obvious that he has no chemistry with his costars in this scene. He goes through the motions, don’t get me wrong, and he eventually gets through the whole act, with both women, but it’s obvious that he’s not having as much fun as he does with other women. I don’t know why, but the three just aren’t that into it, but the women are together. So there’s that. This is a lackluster scene, but the music is ok.

The movie’s plot really thickens at this point with Steve Drake paying off Dickman and Throbbin to excite his wife, because he wants to have sex with her. The dynamic duo show up in Keli Richards’ bedroom and then go to work. They start to please her and she wakes up, and the duo show her a good time. This was a little better than the previous threesome that these guys have, and it’s because Keli Richards seems to be having fun. However, the director again changes the edit, and switches a lot, which I can only assume is because Holmes wasn’t doing so hot. I mean he does ok here, and Richards is great overall. Byron is there, but seems as though he’s just on the sidelines for a lot of this. The duo end up with a DP here, and that was interesting to see, so if you’re a fan of DP, this is the scene for you, as the two actually get through this with some fun with Richards. This was A material.

At the end of the whole scene, Steve Drake gets a visit from Dickman and Throbbin and they tell him that Richards is ready. The movie then ends with a quick scene in which Steve Drake wakes up to Keli Richards blowing him. The two get through a ten-minute scene, and it’s not half bad, lots of hair, tan lines, and Drake finally looking like he’s enjoying the fun. Richards is nice to look at, the music plays well and the movie slams into climax as the two finish each other off.

That’s it, the movie ends with the credits rolling over a picture of Drake, Holmes, and Byron. Not a terrible movie, not a great one, but definitely shows the age of the movie.

I give “Dickman and Throbbin” a 3 out of 5.

You can purchase “Dickman and Throbbin” via various outlets, and you can even see it with subscriptions to some companies. Not bad, not great, just ok.

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