Cop Sucker (1998) Review

Cop Sucker (1998) Dvd Cover

Today we are going to be venturing forward or backwards to 1998. That’s the year when I discovered cable television pornography, and if you were like me, you didn’t see penetration. They had the bumping and grinding, but cleverly edited out the literal penetration, so I swore back then that one day I would see the hardcore versions of these movies, and well here I am, reviewing another classic of sorts. This time around, we are going to be looking at the Joe D’Amato directed movie, “Cop Sucker” from 1998. It was released by Moonlight Entertainment, and it stars Maria de Sanchez, Kyle Stone, Christi Lake, Dave Hardman, Nick East, Mercedes, Sean Michaels, Gina Rome, Vince Vouyer, and Kimberly Jade. I’m a big fan of Christi Lake, and wish I could have met her, even now, just to interview her. But alas, here we are judging her performances because that’s what we do with this blog. So let’s take a break to 1998, and see what “Cop Sucker” has for us.

The starting line of this movie features Christi Lake sitting at a desk writing some notes. We then go to a scene where a woman is talking to a police officer. She’s dressed in his uniform, and there’s some soft music playing. It’s Kyle Stone, and Maria De Sanchez. Now, I’m a fan of Kyle Stone because he got to have sex with Stacy Valentine in the movie “Stupid Cupid”, and it’s one of my favorite scenes with Stacy Valentine.

Stone doesn’t want to have sex right away, he says he has to go to work, but Maria de Sanchez convinces him to stay for a minute to have some illicit fun. The movie shifts from safe, to sexy within 3 minutes. Maria de Sanchez is a latin woman that resembles Selma Hayek a bit, and she takes her clothes off completely, letting Stone start to give her oral. The starting point is oral from Stone to Sanchez, and away we go with the sex. Stone isn’t hard right away, he takes a little time, but Sanchez starts giving him a blow job and he starts to get up fast. I’ve never seen Sanchez before, but she is a perfect latina, with large breasts, long black hair, a thin waist, and gets into the role with relative ease. The two go into a bedroom that looks ok, a little bland overall. Nothing special here, and there’s no condom. The music sucks here, and it’s horrendous, smooth jazz. However, Stone gets hard, and starts to go back and forth with Sanchez, as she starts to moan. She reminds me a little of Katrina Jade, and the two have a little chemistry during this one. Even though Stone has a knee bandage, he goes through the motions of sex in multiple positions, and really gives Sanchez some attention. After about 15 minutes of sex, Stone can’t hang on and pulls out to let Sanchez get a facial, and the camera slows down a little, while she takes it on her face, and that’s the end. Not a great scene at all, and definitely killed by the music.

There’s a keyboard playing, and we see Christi Lake talking about an experience from the past. Lake looks like a former boss of mine, so she’s always been hot to me. She talks about a couple of cops that came to her house in uniform, and they are Dave Hardman and Nick East. They knock on her home’s door, and she’s waiting with a red dress on and red cowboy boots. Her hair is up. She’s a tall, leggy, blonde haired woman, and if you’ve seen her before, you know that she is beautiful. I still wish I could meet her, just to interview her, but alas, I’ll digress. The two cops come inside the house and start to ask some questions.

After Lake doesn’t want to give up any questions, she asks them to give her a strip search. Christi Lake takes off her clothes, and the two cops start to unrobe. We start with Christi Lake giving Dave Hardman a blow job while Nick East gives her oral, and she starts to get into the motions. The music here is terrible. I hate it. Soft, bad jazz plays, and the trio start to work with the motions of sex. Hardman isn’t hard at first, so you see a soft penis get into the action, then you see East get hard and go in with Lake without a condom on, and just starts to go fast on the kitchen table. The music here is louder than the sounds of the sex, and I personally thought hit was distraction. Outside of that, Christi Lake has a beautiful face, and the sex is a little more inspired than the first scene. Don’t expect double penetration here because it doesn’t happen, it’s just a straight forward sexual romp. The trio have sex, one going in and one getting blown until the two end up giving her a facial and that’s that. Lake gets her hair pulled and a nice cum shot at around the 27 minute mark, and that’s it. Not her best scene at all, and well, the music really killed it for me.

We move along to a prison. We see Sean Michaels trying to interview Mercedes. He’s in a full suit and she is in a chair, with leather on. She tells Micheals that she is not going to tell him anything unless he gives her something. So the two agree to sex, as is the norm in these movies.

Mercedes is a tall, leggy, blonde haired woman, with a stunning look to her. Michaels is an African American actor that has been a mainstay in porn for some time. Upon closer look, you may find that Mercedes looks like Donna from the 70’s show, and well, we get to the action in a few moments.

The music turns up, and it’s another soft jazz tune from the 1990s. It’s not old school jazz mind you, and it’s way louder than the sex. Mercedes gets on her knees and blows Sean Michaels, then he gets her up and goes in from behind. The contrast of light skin and dark is wonderful, and fans of interracial sex will love this scene, which is quite good. The two keep their clothes on for the most part, and Michaels even smokes a cigar during the sex, which is filmed in an abandoned jail cell. After a while, the two take off their clothes, an there’s a mattress strategically placed on the floor. The director decided to slow the footage down, increase the sound of the piano, and let you in on Michaels going deep into Mercedes. I found it boring, and not needed, but if it extended the time of thrusting, maybe it was a good idea after all. At around the 42 minute mark, Michaels cups on Mercedes’ chest and throat, and you see that she has a tongue piercing. They slow down the footage so you see a slow motion cum blast, and honestly, it’s not that good at all. Mercedes is beautiful, but the sex here is robotic, with music that is horrendous, and a set that isn’t half bad.

We go back to Christi Lake at the police headquarters, and outside is Gina Rome in a nice sun dress. She is in high heels, and she says that her cat is lost, and needs help. Vince Vouyer comes in to help, and the two talk a little.

Gina Rome is a tall brunette with girl next door milf looks. Vouyer is a mainstay of 1990s porno, and we go inside to a random house where she takes down her dress and starts to blow Vince. Gina Rome starts with a full blow job of Vince Vouyer, and he is hard nearly immediately. Again, this movie is awful with the sound, a smooth jazz track is louder than the sex, and there’s a lot of transitions through this one. The director doesn’t really focus on Rome’s face, because her teeth are all jacked up, and honestly, that threw me off. The two have sex on the counter, and there’s a reflection of the boom mic and more. Vouyer does ok here, but Rome’s teeth and overall performance lacks in passion, and the director slows down the thrusting to compensate. Eventually Vince can’t hang on, and he masturbates to a finish into Rome’s face and tongue. She’s not very attractive, especially with those teeth, I can’t unsee that. Sorry.

We are back at the office and Christi Lake is talking to the camera, saying that she remembers another sex story. This time it features Nick east and Kimberly Jade.

We are taken to a bedroom set with ok lighting. There we see Kimberly Jade, nearly nude and Nick East in uniform. She has blonde curly hair, and dark roots, and wears a black garter belt with stockings. East takes his pants down and Jade immediately starts to blow him, but he’s not hat hard. You can see the boom mic reflection in the head rest of the bed, and the lighting here is dramatically bad. Kimberly Jade has some amazing eyes, and is quite pretty compared to the other girls in this movie thus far. She blows East for quite a while, finally getting him hard. The music is louder than the sex again, and it’s awful. The music is so distracting here, and the director again slows the sex down so that you see the penetration in and out in slow motion. I didn’t like that. The two seem to have ok chemistry together, but it honestly reminds me of an escort having sex with a client, kind of rushed, kind of forced, and really nothing that passionate. The two have adequate sex, but the music is harsh, and the keyboards are so loud I had to really think twice about giving this more than a few stars rating. I do find Jade pretty, though, so for that it almost got me to attention. At the one hour and 9 minute mark, East cubs on Jade’s pelvis and that’s the end of this scene. It’s done in slow motion, and again, it’s not that good.

We are at our final scene, and this time around we see Christi Lake and Maria de Sanchez under cover, and going to a back room with Vince Vouyer. The music again sucks here, and really throws me off. You hear the sounds of the trio underneath the loud keyboard sounds of smooth jazz. Within a few minutes, though, Sanchez starts to blow Vince, and we are off to the sexual races. Christi Lake joins them too, and there’s a dual blow job given here which is quite good for the final scene. Vince has sex with Sanchez the most. They go into a couple of positions, and the finish shows Christi Lake and Sanchez getting a facial from Vince and that’s it. The movie ends abruptly and the credits role. There is slow down with the sex, and there’s a lack of passion and moaning. The music is far too loud again, and it just doesn’t fit the scene. The best part is the finale, with a dual blow job on Vince and summing on both Sanchez and Lake’s face, which must’ve been fun overall. Other than that, this really has a lackluster finish to a lackluster movie.

I give “Cop Sucker” a 2 out of 5.

Christi Lake can’t save this one, and the rest of the sex is lackluster. The director really messed up a good thing, slowing down the motions, and putting the audio way louder for the music than anything else. It messes with your head and vibe, making this a terrible movie to watch. I didn’t like it, but maybe you will, if you find it out there.

Sluts of the Nyle 3: Cream Filled Sluts (2001) Review

Sluts of the Nyle 3 (2001) Poster

Well, after some time off, and switching computers, we have come full circle, and we are back to reviewing adult movies. For those of you that missed the reviews, you didn’t miss much, you got a review of a John Holme’s feature. Today, we are going to be going upwards to the year 2001. So we get into a new era of porno, this time around going with gonzo pornography, which I personally always hated. I still hate it. I’m not a fan of gonzo, but at times you have to review them for the most part. This movie in question that we will be talking about is that of, “Sluts of the Nyle 3: Cream Filled Sluts” and it came out in 2001. It was directed by Jewel De’Nyle and was distributed by Jill Kelly Productions.

Since this is a gonzo production, the movie flows right into what you would expect, showing off the sex, and you don’t get much else to start. The starting line is set, with the credits, then going into a bathroom where we see Jill Kelly in lingerie talking about how she wants to get started and go with Julian.

For the first scene, we watch Jill Kelly in a nice bathroom in the Hollywood Hills somewhere, next to a tub. Enter Julian, and she takes off his briefs, and starts to blow him immediately. The two were once a couple, so they have a bit of chemistry. If you’re a fan of Jill Kelly, then you’ll appreciate her skills here, as they are on full display. She sucks Julian off well with a blow job that is a little messy, alongside a track of techno music that is horrible. The angles are right in there, so you see the whole thing, and she really gets to the meat of it, so to speak. Kelly does well here, focusing on pleasing Julian, who gets hard immediately. After a bit of changeover, some more oral, and position changes, the sex begins. There’s no condom for this, so it’s straight sex, with the two going through the motions for the most part. Jill Kelly has her implants here, and she does ok with Julian, bu you can tell it’s just “work” at this point as she’s not nearly as vocal as she was when she was in “Car Wash Angels”, which is still my all time favorite from Jill Kelly’s career. The finish of this one has Jill taking a cream pie from Julian and that’s it. He cums, and keeps pushing in and out and you see the aftermath, and that’s it. The music is horrible, the bathroom set is fine, the lighting is ok, and the performance is mechanical, but if you love Jill Kelly, then you will appreciate this one, especially the blow job after he cums. It fades to black and we are taken to another scene.

Up next we see Jewel De’Nyle talking to the camera about wanting to get started. The bedroom she’s in is decorate poorly, and looks like someone’s house, or a studio. I’m going to say that it’s just a studio, because it’s so generic, and the lighting is not like a bedroom at all, it’s cast like a studio overall. There’s not much to this scene, as the music starts, and we are taken directly into the action. Jewel De’Nyle starts to blow Joel Lawrence and Mark Wood, as the trio start to go through the motions of a threesome with ease. Jewel De’Nyle has long black hair, has large breasts, and at some point the sex turns into a double penetration scene, with both guys humming in De’Nyle. It’s basic if you ask me, and it’s not that fun to watch, a little mechanical, and while De’Nyle seems to enjoy it a bit, it’s just short, and mechanical.

We move along to another scene, and this time we see Chennin Blanc and Cheyne Collins. Blanc is a blonde hair nordic looking woman, with curves, and large breasts. The dude here has a 2000’s era rock star look to him, and the two have sex on a leopard print bed. The two immediately get into oral, and while it is functional, it again looks robotic to me. The music really throws me off. The bad techno music mixed with a terrible performance from the main guy here is just awful. We get multiple positions from the two, and average sound design, and it’s just average all around. There’s no condom, there’s nothing special here, a blonde haired busty woman, with average looks has sex with some random dude. This makes me not want to have sex, to be honest. Again we get a creampie, although it’s lazy, and well, I gave up on this scene.



For the next scene we move outdoors. It’s there that we see Angelica Sin and Rich Handsome. The two get into the sex with oral first. Angelica Sin has long black hair and a girl next door look, but she dives straight into the oral. Handsome, is not such, and he just goes along with the oral for the most part. Sin has a good quality to her, and while the music sucks again, with a terrible techno beat, the sex starts off promising with some oral that Sin seems very enthused with, including deep throating. She has very large breasts, a tan body, and gets into the action swiftly. The two have sex outdoors on some lawn chairs, and eventually Handsome cums, and that’s that. There’s a bit of anal at one point, but other than that, it’s just a simple sex scene that seems to be over too quickly as the dude can’t hang on.

The final scene shows off Jewel De’Nyle and her long black hair, and Haven. Haven is a tall, small breasted, skinny blonde haired woman. She offers a contrast to De’Nyle, and they both have fun with Dale DaBone. DaBone enters the frame and immediately gets blown, and starts to work with the two women, going all in without a condom. They have sex on a light brown couch, and just goes into each woman back to back. It’s lackluster, De’Nyle’s performance is not great. I should note that the blonde here doesn’t get any sex, she plays with a toy, and watches De’Nyle and Dabone work. It ends with another creampie and we are done, that’s it. Dabone does get blown by Haven at one point, but he only has sex with the brunette, which was boring to me.

That’s the end of the movie, and another reason why I don’t like gonzo porno movies, it just abruptly ends after the sex. Oh well, such are most movies that came out in the 2000s.

I give “Sluts of the Nyle 3: Cream Filled Sluts” a 2 out of 5.

You may like it, if you’re a fan of the actors in this one, but I am not a big fan, it just seemed mechanical to me. Even though I love Jill Kelly, she couldn’t save this one for me.

Teenage Cowgirls (1973) Review

Teenage Cowgirls (1973) Poster

Well we go back to 1973, and this time around we are going to be reviewing a golden age porno. These don’t always age well, but they give you insight into the movies that people would go to movie theaters to watch. With that in mind, let’s take a look at a classic, from 1973 titled, “Teenage Cowgirls”. This movie was directed by Ted Denver, and was distributed by Vide-X-Pix. The stars in this one include Amanda Blake, Brenda Day, Lilly Foster, John Holmes, Sally Withers, Adam Ward, and Charles Orlando. However, there are some “faceless” people too, and some that didn’t get any credits, so I can’t really do much about that one. The movie is old, I don’t think there are many historians other than myself writing about these movies, so I’m going to just go with the information that I can gather. Pour yourself a stiff drink, and settle in for a 1973 movie that features the famed, John Holmes.

I love the credits on these movies. They are always looking like “real” movies, and they aren’t just gonzo pictures that get thrown into the VHS player. There’s a cinema score, and there’s music that accompanies all of this as well. I find that to be endearing. The movie starts with an old boom town. You see an old wooden building and it says, “Luck Dollar Casino”, with a horse out front, and nothing more than a façade. You really get that this is a ghost town, and it has long lost the positive push forward. You start to hear some moaning, and the camera starts to move into the action.

Starting the sex, we see John Holmes in doggy style with a random woman. He is in full deep, and just keeps going forward, with the theme song playing the backdrop. The two are wearing Western themed clothing, and it’s 1970s, so no one is shaved, and it’s just straight forward sex. There’s a very lackluster money shot at the end, and it looks forced, with Holmes cumming on the woman’s back, and that’s it. He puts his pants back on, and that’s it. This may be the worst opening to a porno movie ever made, and it really is poor production, and poorly focused. Wow, what a terrible job.

From that point forward, Holmes walks away and says thank you. We then get our second song of the feature, and Holmes gets his horse and seemingly takes off. That’s it. We see a random man coming to town on a horse. He gets off the horse and starts to walk into a barn. The music fades, and we just see a rugged man holding onto his gun. He asks where the 12 by 12 bandit. He then starts to unbutton his shirt, only to say, he’ll be back, and that he doesn’t have enough time to move forward with a woman. Another country music song starts, and the random fighter rides along.

We then get forward progress to another scene. We see two random dudes talking, and then Holmes shows up and takes a woman on his shoulder. He puts her on his shoulder, and she protests a little, before Holmes puts out a blanket inside a barn. He then says he is going to have sex with the woman. She reluctantly sits down, and Holmes pulls down his pants.

This grainy scene features Lilly Foster and John Holmes starting to have sex, at around the 12 minute mark. We start with a blow job, and you see the size of Holmes. Although, he doesn’t seem to be getting too hard early on. The two exchange oral, then get into the sex. You can’t really see a whole lot, and Holmes doesn’t last more than a few minutes before he cums on Ward, and that’s it. This is a lackluster display, and really just bored me. There’s no passion to this, at all. It is just kind of there. Holmes gives you a money shot, but meh, it doesn’t produce much. You get another western song underneath the scene and that’s it.

We see John Holmes and another dude just riding horses, when they come upon a couple of African American women. They just watch as Adam Ward gets into action with one of them. We then get moving into an interracial scene, and if features Adam Ward getting a blow job, and then getting into just oral in a barn. The scene is just oral, and that’s it. It’s not that long, and it’s kind of grainy, making it hard to see what is going on.

Up next we see Charles Orlando with the other African American woman, and this is another mainly oral scene. There’s a money shot, but honestly, there’s not much to this. There’s a little bit of reverse cowgirl, but overall, this doesn’t really go too hot and heavy. There’s a good country western song underneath, and they do have sex outdoors, but overall, this is as boring as a married couple doing it on a Thursday night.

The screen fades and we are taken to see Lilly Foster and John Holmes outside again. The two discuss having sex, and they start to work a little bit more into the nudity. Lilly Foster is completely nude here, and has a young body. She is not shaved, she is thin, has long black hair, and of course John Holmes is, well you know. This is boring, it’s mostly missionary, but you get a few splices between the previous sex scene and this one. This time around, John Holmes is completely hard and he goes all in with Lilly Foster, so that’s a sight to see.

Out in a field we see Charles Orlando with another African American girl, and the two have a quick sex scene. It’s so quick that I almost missed it when I was reviewing this movie. It’s lackluster at best, and honestly, not worth even taking anything out of your pants for. You hear no moaning, no motion, just see the action and a few moments for the money shot.

We then see the gunslinger from the opening of the film creeping up on a lady. He is going to shoot, but then gets thwarted by someone else. The scenes move forward with no major motion, and we then go to a barn where one of the African American women sucks of John Holmes. That’s it. It’s just a blow job scene, and nothing major.

The movie climaxes with a gun fight. John Holmes shoots, and that’s it. It’s the worst acting job I’ve ever seen. Ugh, this is a terrible movie.

I give “Teenage Cowgirls” a 1 out of 5.

This is perhaps the worst porno movie I’ve ever seen. There’s lackluster plotting, acting, and sex. It’s a movie that is most likely part of a double feature at a movie theater, and well, it is what it is. It’s a far cry from the stuff that Deep Throat and others were doing that’s for sure.

Casual Encounters (2016) Review

Casual Encounters (2016) Poster

Today we are going modern. We don’t usually do that, so we decided that today was a good day to go back a couple of years for a movie that was released by Wicked Pictures and starts Jessica Drake. Drake plays a woman that wants to have casual encounters, and that’s really the crux of the movie. With that in mind, we are going to venture into a world of casual sex, with this high budget picture. The movie we are reviewing today is called, “Casual Encounters”, which was released in 2016 from Wicked Pictures. The movie stars Jessica Drake, Derrick Pierce, Marcus London, Romi Rain, Eric Masterson, Steven St. Croix, Mr. Pete, and Olivia Austin. It’s a film, more than just a porno, and it shows from the start.

The movie begins with Jessica Drake looking online for dates, and seems to find someone to email. The two then plan on meeting at a bar, and end up talking. This is all filmed with stellar lighting, amazing camera work, and shows more of a “movie” vibe than a porno. If you like high end productions, this one takes the cake, it’s well lit, it has some stellar angles, and it’s regular in terms of movies. It’s not at all gritty, with the sole downside for me being the music, which is a bad EDM production. The movie shows Drake and Derrick Pierce going to a bar and conversing, and that’s really all you see for the first 10 minutes to start the movie. As the movie progresses, the two start to kiss in the corner of a bar, and then signal to go to the back, where the action will no doubt start.

The movie goes to the bathroom, and that’s where we are treated to seeing Jessica Drake and Derrick Pierce having sex. They are just going at it, and it seems to be a natural progression, from kissing to sex. Drake has a red top, long black boots, and a black skirt. She’s a tall woman for the adult film world, has long blonde hair, and medium sized breasts, that may be augmented, but I can’t tell in this scene. Derrick Pierce isn’t a big guy, but he gets hard and lasts. The sex scene starts with Derrick performing oral on Jessica Drake, then the two go into counter sex, with only Pierce going full nude here. As far as the sex goes, it’s ok, a few positions here and there, and Drake trying to moan and look like she’s into it at first, only to finally get into it around the 17 minute mark. Derrick Pierce looks like he’s just concentrating, and while this is very much a sensual scene, it’s a little robotic in nature. If you watch it, you’ll note that it’s mostly business, even when Pierce seems to go in a little harder. After a good amount of back and forth, Pierce cums on Drake, and that’s it. Visually this is well lit, the bathroom is clean, the director does well with the camera, and the performers are ok, but Pierce is noticeably not large, and Drake seems less than enthused for a bit of this movie. The ending was ok, she sucks Pierce off a little, while EDM starts again, and I personally hate the soundtrack.

The movie fades to Derrick reading an email and seeing that Jessica Drake wants another round. He says that he will instruct her, and she is sent on a quest to find a dude to blow.

Drake meets up with a man named Marcus London, or rather that’s the actor’s name. London is a built, ripped guy, and Drake gets on her knees immediately, to start to suck him off. Her skills here are lacking. Drake visually does well, and it’s not a terrible sequence, but it’s definitely visually striking rather than something she seems to be really into. There are moments where she seems to be interested, but London has to just egg her on to continue at times. As far as a blow job scene is concerned, it’s not half bad, and at the 25 minute mark, really starts to take off, as though Drake starts to enjoy herself for a moment, and forgets she’s on film. The two move into the passenger seat of a car, as they are in a parking lot, and they start to have sex, and it’s reverse cowgirl with a condom on. It’s nothing fancy here, just your average sex scene if you ask me. Drake looks bored a bit, and London seems to know it, so he gets her up and asks her to suck him off again, and she obliges, until he finishes. There’s no music here, but the film quality is great here, yet again, giving you great angles, good lighting, and ambient noise as well. London finishes on Drake’s face and that’s it.

We are taken back to Drake’s apartment, and she is just looking off into the distance, seeing what’s around, and nothing more. She then texts Derrick and he says to come over, and he’s in a room having sex with another woman.

There’s a hotel bed, and Romi Rain is in bed with Pierce, having sex. Romi Rain is a voluptuous woman with tan skin, a large tattoo on her body, long black hair, and large breasts. She moans a great deal as Pierce goes in and out of her, and the two are nearly all naked. The two have sex the way you would with an escort, hurried, lacking passion, and just going through the motions. Drake watches and just sits in the corner as the two continue their involvement, which has no sound, other than the moans and the movement of the bed which squeaks. As far as this sex scene is concerned, it’s way better than the previous drake ones, as the two exchange positions, moan a great deal, and is quite good. Even the ending is good with Pierce cumming on Romi Rain. Romi Rain upstages Drake if you ask me, and it’s a good scene with some passion, which is lacking in the other scenes up to this point. At the 52 minute mark, Pierce cums in her mouth, and that’s the end of this sequence.

We go back to Drake texting Pierce, and wants to know what else is next. It’s here that we are taken to a new option. This time around, Pierce drives Drake to a circle of cars in the middle of nowhere. It’s here that she starts to suck off a bunch of guys, while blind folded. This scene features Jessica Drake, Eric Masterson, Mr. Pete, and Steven St. Croix, and it’s mostly a blind folded blow job sequence with the guys keeping their clothes on for the most part, and cars lights shining onto them. It’s straight forward, until around the 1 hour and 5 minute mark when St. Croix starts to have sex with Drake, while she’s still blindfolded. At around the one hour and 9 minute mark, you’re going to get a double penetration moment, with Drake getting pounded and hoked, blind folded, with another guy getting blown at the same time. This is the most interesting of visuals, and it’s really the most hardcore of the sequences that Drake has been in, that I have seen her in, thus far. It truly seems like she gets into the scene, and the director lets the action play on, relatively easy going with Drake actually looking like she’s into the sex. It’s a fascinating push forward, in an otherwise sterile film. All of the guys take turns, and eventually cum on Drake, before Pierce gets out of a car and starts to approach her. Drake takes off her blind fold and starts to blow Pierce while a couple watches in a car.

The scene ends without a money shot, and we are taken to a bathroom in which we see Jessica Drake, just taking a shower. She is in there and taking a shower, soaking up the cleanliness, and that’s it. A nude Jessica Drake starts to masturbate in the shower, and that’s it. If you like solo masturbation scenes, then you may like Drake’s scene here, where you see her completely nude, and notice that she does in fact have breast implants. Visually it’s simple, but the director stays above the waist for a lot of it, making this an odd choice if you ask me. There’s a bit of focus on the masturbation around the one hour and 20 minute mark, but it’s more of an artistic send off than a hardcore sex scene if you ask me. Drake does get herself off though, which is sexy, and finely tuned if you ask me.

The scene fades, and we are taken to a mundane task where Drake is texting Pierce and we are along for the rid. It’s a simple look at Drake with minimal make up and just in regular clothing. I personally like her this way, but that’s just my two cents. She texts Pierce and the two setup a date for later.

At the next meeting, we see Pierce hanging out and waiting for Drake. This next scene features Jessica Drake, Olivia Austin, and Derrick Pierce. We are given a little bit of a story here, as Drake drops a photograph on her. We start to see that Drake has been trying to blackmail this guy for some time, and has been working an angle the whole time, eventually getting her revenge at the end. She then enters the room with the dude’s wife, and there’s some explaining that needs to get done, right? Nope! This is a porno, and we are taken into a whole new world of sex as there’s a threesome. This time around Olivia Austin gets most of the action, and she’s a tall blonde woman with large breasts. Her and drake could be sisters in this. Jessica Drake, Olivia Austin, and Derrick Pierce have sex on a white couch, and it’s visually good, just a bit dry if you ask me. There’s no passion again, and it’s robotic in nature. However, as far as a modern porno is concerned, it has all the elements that you would expect, so I guess in a way it’s not terrible? I can’t complain too much, it’s two hot blondes getting railed on a white couch, simple and plain. Pierce cums on Austin’s face and that’s the end, another movie done.

I give “Casual Encounters” a 3 out of 5. While I am a fan of Jessica Drake’s work at times, visually, I didn’t find this one to be that great. She is a great looking woman, don’t get me wrong, but the sex just didn’t feel passionate at all. She is a stunning woman though, and I’d love to interview her, and maybe clear up some of my criticisms of the sex. Otherwise, it’s a random porno that I probably won’t remember.

Now, if you’re a fan of modern porno, and like the premise of casual encounters, and love Jessica Drake, then by all means, this is a blu ray and DVD you want to get. It’s well made, it looks great, and it will definitely impress a lot of people. It’s a good looking movie, and you can buy it by clicking HERE.

Video Tramp (1984) Review

Video Tramp (19984) Cover 

We go back into our time machine again and this time around we are going to be looking at a movie that was released into theaters and onto VHS and Beta Max from 1984. Going back in time to the 1980s is always fun, at least for me, as you get a glimpse of porno from the past. In this movie, "Video Tramp" we are taken back to the times when video stores were still around and it's one of my favorite time frames, as I love video stores. It's here that you're going to find the stars align for a Jack Genero directed film. The stars of this movie include Jessica Wylde, Tom Byron, Marc Wallice, Andrea Brittain, and of course Christy Canyon. So with that all in mind, let's get to the movie, in which we are taken to a video store.

At the video store, we see Christy Canyon as a video store clerk that recommends videos to different patrons. In the store at the opening of the movie is Tom Byron. He wants a movie for himself and his girlfriend, and picks up a John C. Holmes feature, as it is recommended by Canyon. The box is shown on the screen, and then we are taken to a bedroom where Byron is hanging out with this girlfriend. Within 3 minutes, the sex begins, and we are off to the races in this porno movie from 1984.

We are taken to a wooden clad bedroom. We see Tom Byron and Jessica Wylde in bed, and they start to kiss. Jessica Wylde is a brunette, and has a "hippy" look to her, as she's young, has medium sized natural breasts, full pubic hair, and extremely long hair. She is very feminine and looks amazing next to Tom Byron in this one. Byron of course looks young, because he is, and the two start with oral, as an acoustic song loops. The oral is good, with Byron going first, then Wylde giving Byron a blow job. It's here that we see Byron as "Dirk Diggler", if you ask me. and while the lighting, and the scene is straightforward, the music really is annoying. The sex starts with reverse cowgirl, and it's somewhat vanilla in nature. It's just straight forward, with a little moaning, and Byron going through his usual positions and speed framework that he has in his 20s. The set is not well lit, and Wylde is pretty, natural, and seems to be enjoying herself as the camera moves around a little bit. The music absolutely makes this scene suck, though, ugh, I'd rather not have music to be honest.Thetwo continue through different positions, and it's not a terrible scene. By the 13th minute, the music stops, and it is quite sexy, for a while, but Wylde seems to not be into it even though she moans a bit. Byron pulls out and cums onto Wylde's butt, and that's it.

We move along and we see Marc Wallice talking to Tom Byron. Wallice has lost his job and he is a but crestfallen, but tells Byron that a girl is coming and it's going to be better. That's when Christy Canyon approaches and the two guys convince her to come back to an apartment and have sex. The apartment has the same wooden walls as the other scene, only this time the trio go to a brown couch to start and have sex. Those that haven't seen Christy Canyon should know she has large breasts, long brown hair, is not shaved, and is an icon in porno. Tom Byron and Mar Wallice take turns giving oral to Christy, while a smooth jazz piece places, and she blows the two of them. The performance here is good, with Christy really getting into her role, and the guys just letting it flow with the movements that Christy gives them overall. The two take turns having sex with Christy, there's no double penetration, just doggy style, reverse doggy, and meanwhile she sucks off a guy. That's it. It's a modest scene, with simple progressions, and fans of Canyon's large breasts will delight. The music sucks, the lighting is ok, and the sex is formulaic, but Canyon steals the show with her unique body, and mannerisms. After some position changes, we finally get a money shot, and it shows Wallice cumming on Canyon's breasts, while Byron never really finishes.

We go back to the video store, and a recommendation is made.

The movie moves towards Jessica Wylde, and we see her watching a porno. She watches in the same bedroom from the first scene, and she just plays with her self for the camera while watching an old porno movie, and that's it.

The movie shifts gear again. This time giving us a new vision, with Andrea Brittian and Jessica Wylde. You've already seen Jessica Wylde, but here comes Andrea Brittain. She's a pretty looking woman, with short blonde hair, very much in the 1980s style, small breasts, light skinned pubic hair, and a calm demeanor. Wylde and Brittain start to kiss, and then go into oral, as the terrible music once again starts and loops. As far as lesbian sex scenes are concerned, this is one of the worst I've seen.

After the two women engage in sex, we are taken back to the video store. Christy Canyon and Marc Wallice lock up the store, and the two start to talk about selling more adult videos. Canyon asks Wallice to follow her, and the two end up in a backroom of the video store. It's there that the two start to talk. Christy Canyon has a blue dress on, and starts to ask Wallice to get physical, and the two start to make out a little. The music starts, and it's awful yet again. Whomever picked this music is terrible! I can't believe how awful the music is. The lighting is ok, there's a lot of shadow here, but the lighting is nicely placed, and the camera zooms in nicely through it. It's not a multiple camera thing, it's one main film camera, and the lighting leaves a bit to be desired, as the shadows are insane for this scene. The sex starts to work well enough, and it's not bad. Canyon does her thing, and Wallice is a sad sack at a few moments. He doesn't get hard at first, and then he tries to get himself hard for the sex, and eventually gets stiff enough. Canyon goes with reverse cowgirl to start, and it's good as the director decides to pull back the camera so you can see what is going on. The two continue to have sex in a backroom, and eventually Wallice finishes on the pubic hair of Canyon and that's it. It's an ok scene at best.

We go back to the video store, and this time it's Jessica Wylde talking to Christy Canyon. She wants a special video for her and her man. But Canyon tells her about the back room. The two decide to go back there, and start to make out, and then Canyon goes down on Wylde for a while. The lighting is better for this scene, and the camera stays in tight with what appears to be a fisheye lens at one point. If you like lesbian scenes, this is a good one, compared to the others in this movie. The set is ok, the floor is fine, the shadows are bad again, but the sex is adequate, and isn't too flashy, and naturally moves forward. The camera work is fine too, but the music once again horrible. As the scene continues, Tom Byron shows up, and starts to make out with Canyon as she sits on Wylde's face. Byron takes off his clothes, and starts have sex with Wylde, while Canyon guides the two, and that's it. Canyon rims Byron at one point, which is an interesting finish. Byron stays in one position mostly, and the sex is fine, Wylde seems to like the happenings, and eventually Byron cums on Wylde's butt, while Canyon plays with him a little, and that's that. The end of this movie.

I give "Video Tramp" a 2 out of 5.

Unles you're a big fan of Christy Canyon, I wouldn't recommend this movie. However, Christy Canyon fans, you'll love that she is in 3 scenes, and does get naked and has sex a lot, which is the point, right?

The Villa (2005) Review

The Villa (2005)

We are back again with another porno review, and this time we are going back to 2005. We go back 13 years to see a movie that was shot on film, and was a bit of a film within a film. In this movie, we are going to get focused on what the industry is kind of like, but in a very, cinematic presentation. There’s film grain from the start, and we get thrown into the mix within 5 minutes of starting. The movie we have selected for today is called, “The Villa” and it was released in 2005. It is part of the collection of movies that Janine did with men and women, getting away from her lesbian only content, to do men. This movie stars Janine, Jassie, Evan Stone, Julian, Haley Paige, Tiana Lynn, Vincent Vega, Nick Manning, and Dale Dabone. The dvd version of this movie has a lot of extras, but I got a no-frills review copy, so I can’t comment on that. This movie was directed by Paul Thomas, if that is of interest to any of you.

The movie starts in a large mansion. We see a young brunette talking to a director in a little black dress. The director here is Janine, and she’s talking to the woman and telling her that she has to have more than a pretty face to get involved in the industry. She then starts to dance for Evan Stone, and we get started with the first sex scene. This scene, starts with Jassie and Evan Stone playing with one another, and then move into oral sex, with Janine joining in. There’s a camera guy here that is getting filmed and that’s Julian, and he gets into the action when Janine turns her attention to him. Janine starts to blow Julian, while Jassie and Evan Stone have sex, making this a four way sex scene. This starts fair enough, but Jassie is overshadows by the veteran performers in Julian and Janine. The camera moves around a bit, but you don’t want to see what Evan Stone is doing, even though it looks like he took off his condom at one point. Fans of Janine are going to want to selfishly look at whatever she’s doing, and she moans and is more theatrical than the young one. Julian of course is jacked here, and he is in prime, while Evan Stone is also built, the two throwing down what you would expect from the vets in porn. There’s no music after the initial techno sound, and you get an interesting movement throughout the filming. There’s a roaming camera throughout, and there’s sound that shows off the movement more than anything else. The interior is lit well, the design is great, and the two guys take turns with Jassie, after a while, and you hear Evan Stone and Janine going at it again at the 14 minute mark. Mind you, there’s a lot of sex going on here, all protected, but still with lots of sound and more. You are not going to be left out wondering what is going on, that’s for sure. Before the 15 minute mark, we see dueling masturbation and Stone and Julian cum on their partners, and that’s it. Janine blows Stone after he cums, which is an incredible sight, but other than that, you’ll find that this ends as hot as it began, with dueling cocks showing off, and Janine and the vets throwing down a great scene. Jannie is the missing link here, she’s just not that good.

The scene ends and we see Janine and Evan Stone talking. They are discussing whether or not Janine wants to get involved in movie making, and she says that she doesn’t want to be involved with Gonzo movies, that she wants to be in features. She then says that she will retreat to a villa somewhere for a while, and that’s where we catch up with her next. Janine is scene at a computer, and she starts to type what her movie would be like. We then start to hear some rock music, and see a random dude jogging to what appears to be a lighthouse. Then we see Janine walking around with a hat on, and just going through a walk or something. She goes to the base of her home and picks up her mail. That’s when a random dude runs by, and Janine looks at him with a bit of intent. The rock instrumental reminds me of Soundgarden or Alice In Chains for the most part. As the movie continues, we see that Janine is having a bit of writer’s block, so she starts to imagine the jogger and starts to play with herself before bed. There’s some soft music playing, and there’s a lot of shadow in this bedroom scene. There’s an attempt at art here, not just straight forward sex, which is always a nice touch. Janine goes solo here, and that’s about it, nothing major.

Janine either goes to sleep or wakes up from a dream to find that there are three people in the villa just kissing and having a good time. A terrible looping musical soundtrack begins, and we end up seeing that it’s Vincent Vega, Haley Paige, and Tiana Lynn. Now, I’m not familiar with any of these performers. Haley Paige and Tiana Lynn look young, like in their 20s, and they have French tip nails, long hair, one is dirty brown, and the other is a little more blonde. They are completely shaved, one has large breasts and the others aren’t so big. Vega is clean shaven, latino looking, and seems to get hard fast, but the women are more interested in themselves. After some kissing, we end up getting some foreplay. Haley Paige, and Tiana Lynn start with oral, then give oral to Vega, before the trio start into the hardcore sex. The music stops during the sex, and the trio get down on a black couch. It’s not a great scene, and the women moan a bit dramatically, with Vega doing his best to keep things moving up and up. If you had an “average” porn scene, this would be it. The trio have robotic sex, and while there seems to be an attempt to squirt at around 30 minute mark, there’s nothing major going on other than your standard sex. Even Vega looks a bit robotic here, and there’s a lack of passion. Music restarts around the 31 minute mark, and things continue. This is a longer sex scene than the others, but that doesn’t make it great. The scene ends with Vega finishing o the girls, and that’s it. It’s sterile, and lacking emotion, but visually, it’s well lit, has a nice interior design, and well, it works on the level that it’s straight sex.

The scene ends and the women say that Vega can go and that the other woman can go. One woman tells two to go and then Janine shows up and helps the duo leave. Two people leave in a Jaguar, and it leaves Janine and Hailey Paige all alone.

The movie progresses, and we are taken outside where a gardener is working. Haley Paige is getting nude and feeling the pool water. Meanwhile there’s a random dude jogging, and Janine once again sees him. She offers him some water and stops him. The two talk a bit. Janine asks him if he wants to take a break. He says he cannot take a break, but maybe next week he will be around. Janine says he can definitely come back, and the movie goes back to Haley Paige in the pool. That prompts Janine to come out in a bikini and hat, and then starts talking to Paige.

There’s a lot of filler in this movie, I’m not going to lie. Janine is just meandering through the movie, and we are treated to seeing her moving through different areas. The movie moves to where Janine talks to the random dude at a spot that looks a lot like the Melody Inn near LAX. At around the 45 minute mark there’s a bit of a sex scene, but I’m not sure who it is, it’s not Haley Paige, but it’s a lot of close ups featuring a young waitress and a dildo. But that’s short lived as Janine keeps trying to hit Nick Manning. When Janine sees that Tiana Lynn wants in on the sex she runs away from Manning, and says that she’s not interested in him anymore. Manning goes back to the bar and that’s where Tiana Lynn is waiting for him. Either way, Paige has small breasts, reddish brown hair, and Manning is built and thin overall. The sex is fine, with the two getting oral first, then around the 55 minute mark Tiana Lynn squirts, which is interesting, but manning is just odd, and goes nuts as he drops a load. HE’s like a cartoon in this movie. He makes a lot of noise, and I laughed at the whole thing.

We go back to the Villa and that’s where we see Haley Paige and Janine. They end up in the shower together, and the starting point is lesbian sex, which is normal, I guess, it’s nothing crazy, I can’t complain. It’s slow moving, and Janine looks far older than Paige. Paige and Janine have lesbian sex in a very nice shower, with techno music going on. There’s a lot of kissing, and a lot of fingers used in this complete solution. A dildo shows up at around the 1 hour mark, which is somewhat good I guess. This is a teaching moment more than anything else, and honestly, it’s not a bad scene, but it’s far from what I thought it would be overall. I appreciated the sequence enough, and while it’s well lit, it has some interesting moments, it’s really just somewhat robotic at times. There’s no passion. Oh well.

We move to another scene, and this time we see Haley Paige swimming in the nude when Nick Manning shows up. Nick Manning is a cartoon performer. Haley Paige and Nick Manning start having sex, and it appears to be a part of Janines fantasy more than anything else. He reminds me of the dude that replaced Dirk Diggler in “Boogie Nights”. He’s loud, he’s demanding, and he is like a cartoon to me. “That’s it baby, suck, yeah suck”, is not sexy. He’s built, has a medium sized penis, and yells at times. “YEAH!”, is not something you want to see from a random dude. He moves through the motions of sex with Haley Paige, and I can honestly say that this is the first scene that actually is good with Paige genuinely enjoying the sex, and Manning throwing down some serious edge at around the 1 hour 13 minute mark, which is impressive considering he plays it like a “bro”. If you want to see a comedic moment, just watch this, Manning is hilarious, and perhaps that’s why he kept getting work? This is a parody of porn, right? Oh man, I couldn’t believe it.

There’s a point when Manning calls Janine a cunt, and then she pushes him a pool, and that’s that. He goes away.

The next day we see a gardener coming through the Villa and he starts to get led by Janine into an outdoor patio area. She starts to whisper in his ear, and the two start to make out. Janine slowly caresses him, kisses him lightly, and then the two start to take their clothes off. The gardener here is played by Dale DaBone. He’s an average looking white dude, but this is a focused scene for Janine, which starts easy enough. Dale Dabone starts to give Janine oral, the two start to make out more, and then we are off to the races with sex, including Janine taking off her sun dress. Fans of Janine, waiting for her to have sex without a condom on will get really close around the 1 hour and 21 minute mark where Dabone rubs his penis on Janine’s vagina, without insertion, but just rubbing, and getting wet. It’s an interesting play of sorts, and one that gets cut in favor of more oral. A blanket is put out, and the two start to have sex on it, but you don’t see if Dabone puts on a condom or not, which may be the director’s way of trying to hide the fact. The sex starts smooth, slow, and steady. It’s not that fast, it’s not that hard, it’s just steady and Janine seems to have fun here before she asks for him to cum on her, which he obliges, and ends the scene. The music cuts out, you just hear them have sex, and that’s the end of this scene and the movie for the most part. We go back to Janine eating cake, and looking at a computer screen, and that’s pretty much it. Janine turns in a script, and Evan Stone talks to Evan and then they just share a few moments. Janine shows off the cast, and that’s it, we get a moment where one of the women squirt, and that’s the end. Weird ending.

I give “The Villa” a 3 out of 5.

While I didn’t think it was completely horrible, and I love Janine, I felt that the performances sandwiched between hers weren’t that good. Janine makes up for it, and if you’re a fan of hers, this will be a great option to look into, but other than that, it’s not that great. It has a lot of filler and it’s not that long of a movie.

You can purchase “The Villa” which features Janine in two different boy and girl scenes by CLICKING HERE, and getting all the extra features and scenes.

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