California Blondes (1986) Review

California BLondes (1986) VHS Poster

Mark Curtis produced "California Blondes", and it was directed by Ron Jeremy in1986. I originally found this because I was looking into blonde porn stars, and ran into this movie. I have no clue why I ended up getting a copy after the fact, but now that I’m reviewing it, I definitely found ti have a little bit of charm. Ron Jeremy as director isn’t half bad, but of course, you can’t really judge this movie too much since it’s mostly a gonzo picture. There is a very light story, but the sex starts within 2 minutes of the credits starting. This is a 1986 gonzo picture if you ask me, but of course, there’s a little story thrown in for good measure. There are six total scenes, and this movie stars Briana Star, Scott Apollo, Nikki Night, Tony Montana, Blondi, Samantha Coy, Frank James, and Billy Dee. It’s an interesting throwback to the late 1980s porno scene, but you can tell that this was meant for VHS not the big screen, especially when things really start to get heavy around the 3-minute mark.

The starting line of this movie involves, you guessed it, a blonde talking to a guy. She immediately takes her shorts off, and then pulls out a ruler. I kid you not, she pulls out a ruler and measures the man flaccid. It’s not big, as you can guess, and then she puts her mouth on it, and then goes to town to make it bigger. From there, there’s a weird transition and boom, they started going at it on the kitchen table. The transition from blowjob to straight sex is a bit startling, but hey, it’s a porno right? Briana Star and Scott Apollo do an ok job here, with Scott trying to throw in a little romance as he speeds up and just goes to work. Star is into it for the most part, but the music is distracting and she keeps messing up his hair. Scott is supposed to be kissing and licking Star’s breasts, but there were several moments where he was just rubbing his face around them, and not kissing them or sucking on them. I found that to be funny, and as the scene progressed it was obvious that he was just in “work” mode, not offering kissing, or any romance along the way. Meanwhile, Star just plays the role, and does theatrics to make it interesting, but the chemistry is just not what you may hope for in a porno, which is fine, it’s an adult movie, right?

If you’re a fan of oily, sweaty sex, then you’ll love the next scene, which starts fast and furious. Story is thrown out the window, and the title is odd too. Why? Because Nikki Knight here has black hair, in a movie called “California Blondes”! That threw me off for a moment, but Tony Montana enjoying the two women basically compete to give him head was interesting, and Blondi shows that she’s truly bisexual here. The threesome put on a lot of oil and then go to town on Tony Montana, before he gets into both women, in a scene that has a lot of passion to it. There’s a lot of action here, from every position to Montana withholding cumming for some time, a magnum opus to the fun that porn stars can have. Good on him, I don’t know how he managed, in an age without Viagra. Dude went the distance for this scene, an applause for him, and if you’re turned on by passion ate threesomes, this one is for you, especially the double hand job, holy crap, I had to stop watching for a minute and take a cold shower, or else I wouldn’t be able to finish the review. It’s that good. Holy crap. I would have done this for free, Montana got paid, lucky bastard! This is the scene that makes this movie, by the way.

Frank James and Briana star move the story along and the only thing that was compelling here was the initial measuring of the penis. I’m not sure why Briana Star is measuring flaccid penises or starting blowjobs while her costars are flaccid, but it’s an interesting little note. Here, Frank James has extra foreskin, which is something that I like to see in my porno movies, and I won’t say why. Star here looks like Courtney Love, so if you’re a fan of Hole and like Love, then you may want to imagine this is what she looks like when she’s having sex with people. I kid you not. James sweats like there’s no tomorrow, but Star seems to be very into this scene, getting wet fast, and going to town with James to some terrible synth pop. The décor of the apartment that they are in is funny, especially the couch that looks like it has white leaves all over it. Perhaps the funniest of elements of this scene is midway through the sex where Samantha Coy walks in on the sex, and casually announces that she’s home, etc. Then leaves the apartment. The two actors don’t stop either, they just keep going with passion and fury. Another classic sequence, but I will knock down a few points due to editing. There’s jump cuts here, which I never understood in porn, but hey, that’s what the director wanted. James has a full bush, to Star’s blondish pubic hair, and the two seem to genuinely enjoy their scene. Another good one for this flick.

Tony Montana gets another shot in this movie, this time getting to work with Blondi. Blondi looks familiar, and I may have met her in my days in the business, but I can’t remember. In this scene, she seems to click with Montana, which was evident in the other scene that she’s in with him. In this one she goes nuts on her blow job, and Montana is once again treated like a king. Blondi’s bright eyes may make you fall in love with her, as she has these stunning eyes, to top off her technique of sucking Montana’s soul here. It’s a passionate, frenetic scene, that has terrible music, all done in the kitchen of the same set that Frank James and Briana Star had just contaminated with sweaty, fast paced sex.

Do you like moustaches? Well, Bill Dee is up next and he has one hell of a stache. This threw me off yet again, because Nikki Knight, as you know, doesn’t have blonde hair! What the hell, man? I guess I’m asking for too much based on a movie called “California Blondes”. Knight and Dee do ok, but there’s not the same intensity that Montana and Knight had in a previous scene. It’s not a bad scene, by any means, but it’s definitely not something that I’m going to stick out to me. I did like Knight’s makeup here, so perhaps that’s a saving grace. Dee is in full work mode, sweating up a storm and obviously trying to stop himself from cumming too soon, it’s obvious that he wants to bust several times here, and it’s funny to see the director pan from the sequence to edit what may have been a finish. What a hack job, right? Probably not.

The grand finale is an interesting one. Samantha Coy’s only scene in porno is up next, and it stars Scott Apollo and Billy Dee. Coy looks tentative in this scene, but her classic 1980s glam look immediately caught my attention. Her pale skin, red pubic hair, and bleached blonde hair sprayed hairdo really got me interested in seeing this one. However, it’s apparent that she was nervous, and though Apollo does well to oil her up and massage her into an easier movement forward, it’s obvious that she’s not long for the business. She gets it on with Apollo and Billy dee on a water bed of all places. Her skin has a lot of freckles, and her makeup is half-hazard, but it’s a throwback to the 1980s Hollywood Glam look so you may love her involvement. The sex is fine, but it’s apparent that she’s not that into it, while the guys are just trying to get through the scene. The music once again throws me off, and the water bed is the most intriguing of this whole scenario. Water beds were out by the time I was able to start having sex, so this is a fascinating turn for me, leaving me wondering about how sex was with the waves of water beds of yesteryear.

Ron Jeremy’s direction here is not half bad. His choices to zoom in and edit at times baffled me, but who am I to argue with the hedgehog? It’d be interested to discuss the movie with him, but I don’t have his contact information, nor do I know how much it would cost to get a sit-down interview with the guy. I’m broke, and I’m reviewing his flicks, so maybe someone can tell him to drop me a line. Or not. Ron Jeremy’s book didn’t highlight this production, as I recall, so maybe it wasn’t that big of a deal after all? This is not a great directorial spot for Jeremy, who doesn’t appear on camera, but hey, good for him, he’s a director too.

I give “California Blondes” a 3 out of 5.

It’s a gonzo release that kind of looks like it’s not going to go down that route, but it does. Historians may like that Samantha Coy only did one movie, otherwise this is a 2-scene flick, with an intriguing waterbed sequence at the end. I’m still wishing I could have had a shot with someone on a waterbed. This is not a great movie, but the threesome and any scene with Blondi is worth checking out.

You can find “California Blondes” on vhs and dvd somewhere online, and sometimes for cheap.

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Turn Up The Heat (1991)

Again we venture to the 1990s, only this time I’m reviewing a movie from 1991. This movie is called “Turn Up The Heat”.  This early movie from the 1990s stars Tom Byron, Charlie Waters, Bobby Soxx, David Sanders, Savannah, Tony Montana, Nina DePonca, Don Fernando, and Charlie Waters. There’s no hiding this one, it gets into the hardcore right away. It starts with a 1980s haired blonde woman with a black dildo, and she just gets it on for the camera. She’s not shaved, she is very much a 1980s looking actress, and I can only assume it is Charlie Waters, who is joined by Tom Byron after she goes to work with her dildo in and out. 

Charlie Waters is straight out of the 1980s and well, so is Tom Byron. The music isn’t bad though, classic porn cinema jazz. The two work well enough, but it is definitely not a great sex scene to introduce us to “Turn up The Heat”. 

At one point the dildo gets thrown out, and the camera zooms in to introduce us to another part of the movie.  Some dude steals the dildo, and then goes and uses it, and we are into the second scene. Bobby Soxx is a nice blonde, and David Sanders is a mullet wearing random dude, and the two have minimal chemistry. I had to fast forward it, it was bad. 

The best scene in the movie, and that’s not saying a whole lot is a scene that features Savannah. Savannah and Tony Montana get physical, and it’s the best part of this movie. She looks amazing, and Montana enjoys the process alongside her. I don’t get the hype surrounding Savannah, but in this one she does look amazing. Montana does well here, and Savannah takes it, but it’s definitely not one of the more memorable scenes. She doesn’t seem to have a lot of passion here, and it shows. However, she’s such a beauty that you want to continue watching just to see what happens, and of course you know. 

Scene 1. Charlie Waters, Tom Byron

Scene 2. Bobby Soxx, David Sanders

Scene 3. Savannah, Tony Montana

Scene 4. Nina DePonca, Don Fernando

Scene 5. Bobby Soxx, Charlie Waters

Things go south fast in this movie, and while there are two more scenes, it’s not that great. Unless you’re really into floral patterned couches and blondes. The ending scene isn’t terrible, and a cameo from Ron Jeremy makes it kind of funny. Ron has a non-sex role here, and he just happens to be on set for a black dildo to get thrown into the air, and he catches it. It’s one of those things that you only see if you’re watching the whole movie, so there you go suckas!

I give “Turn Up The Heat” a 1 out of 5. 

Cheerleader Academy (1986) Review

Cheerleader Academy Poster (1986)

And away we go, another classic porno review for you 2 readers out there. This one stars Tom Byron, the kingpin of porn, as I’m going to call him. But it also has some familiar men and women throughout, including Peter North. The full credits has a funny focus with a cone in the middle of the grass, and music that is very much lackluster, but focused on the college band sound. There’s a little bit of keytar in there too, and you watch the full credits for the director and writer which is Marc Weiss on writing, and directed by none other than the hedgehog, Ron Jeremy. I kid you not. This is a Ron Jeremy directed movie. The movie is simple, cheerleaders are getting through their routine, and they are going to have sex, right? Yes! Of course, this is a porno! They are college cheerleaders, mind you. So you get a bunch of college students getting thrown into the mix of a dictator’s push. The movie stars Erica Boyer, Blondi, Tony Montana, Peter North, Candie Evans, Bunny Bleu, Scott Irish, Tom Byron, and Jennifer Noxt. I didn’t know what to expect from this movie, since I judged it by the cover, as I do with a lot of porno movies for this site. The movie looks to be one of those movies that was produced to be put on the big screen in a double feature, as it is filmed on video, but with less budget than some of the other movies that you may have seen from the era. This is definitely a low budget option, but hey, Ron Jeremy is directing so maybe it’s not so bad, right? Before the sex, you get some funny cheerleading elements, and it’s awful, but it’s also funny to watch. This is not a gonzo picture, that’s for sure. Today we look at “Cheerleader Academy” from 1986.

The movie moves forward to the first sex scene. It’s a lesbian scene that features Erica Boyer and Jennifer Noxt. These two seem to really get into their performance, rubbing, licking, and kissing all over. Jeremy’s direction is great here, and there’s a lot of elements that don’t make sense and others that do. Lots of good shots, great overall chemistry between the women, and a setting that looks to be an office. The only thing I can’t get behind is the fact that there’s terrible music involved. It’s like news reel music, then out of the blue the scene and music stops. This isn’t half bad, but it abruptly. It’s a short scene featuring an experienced woman and her younger student, but it’s not that grand. It has some moaning involved, but it’s somewhat boring, unless you’re really into lesbian scenes.

The next scene transitions to a disciplinary type hearing. Two cheerleaders aren’t doing great, so they need to work on their chemistry. That leads them to have sex, of course.

The scene features Tony Montana and Blondi. I’ve seen both of these performers in other movies so I know that they can throw down a good scene. Tony Montana here looks to be far more into Blondi than she is, and while they go at it, Tom Byron looks on. The music again throws me off, as it is smooth jazz elevator music. It’s terrible, but the sex is fine. Blondi keeps her shoes on, and the two go at it in multiple positions. It’s an adequate scene, although she stays quiet for a lot of the scene. It works as a sex scene, but it’s not that fun to watch, and it’s kind of “vanilla” when it comes to porn if you ask me. Tony does a lot of the work towards the end, and eventually finishes on Blondi’s face. Tony is wearing nothing but a yellow swatch watch, which is distracting here. My favorite part of this is Blondi sucking Montana off after he cums, which is always a great momentum boost.

The movie has a workout scenario for the next few minutes, showing off what the cheerleaders must do to train. This is non-sexual. A lot occurs here, and it’s not sexy at all, making me think that the movie was in fact something that played in movie theaters, otherwise, why waste time? The cheerleaders do not have underpants, and the director makes sure to show you that aspect, so maybe that’s something to consider here.

Back Cover of Cheerleader Academy (1986)

After the workout, Peter North and Candie Evans are sitting in front of a fire and the two have a romantic, love making session….or do they? Nope, it’s a lot of kissing and at one-point North puts honey on Candie and starts licking it up. The scene abruptly transitions to another room. That room has Scott Irish and Bunny Bleu doing stretching exercises. Bunny Bleu’s blow job technique is quite good, the blonde haired woman is quite lovely, and Scott Irish seems to really get into oral with her as the two go into the 69 position. The music is a jazzy improvisational number, so that’s interesting, and the two make a lot more noise than the other people in this movie thus far. Mind you, this is 45 minutes into the movie, and they seem to have the most chemistry between the performers. Reverse cowgirl here is pretty darn good, and the two really get into it at one point, but the scene switches back to Peter North and Candie Evans! Points off for that, as it is lazy editing if you ask me. This is where you get to see Candie Evans and Peter North get dirty on a towel, in front of a fireplace. North makes more noise than Evans, and while the two go through some positions, it appears that he’s in work mode and Evans is trying to enjoy it a little more. Midway through their movements, the scene cuts back to Bunny Bleu and Scott Irish and he cums on her pubic hair, then stick sit back in for another ride through. That immediately switches to Peter North and Candie Evans again. If you’re expecting a big Peter North money shot, then you know what’s going to happen, as the scene ends with a blow job and Peter North exploding all over Evans’ chest. The dirty blonde keeps jacking North and the two end this scene with a kiss.

The next scene is Jennifer Noxt and Tom Byron. Jennifer runs down Tom Byron and says he isn’t great and doesn’t want to team with him. Then she pulls down his pants and realizes that he’s hung, so she starts blowing him. The brunette goes to town with Tom Byron, and he’s looking a lot like a geek, unlike his other appearances in porn in the 90s, where he looks like a total rocker. Here he’s a nerd, and he’s lucky to be getting action from Noxt. Jennifer Noxt is a hot brunette here, all natural and reminds me of a lot of college women I went to school with. The two get to work in a very nice and romantic scene, with jazzy flute playing in the background. At one point Noxt rips her uniform which is left in the scene! Another blooper? Sure! Why not?! Jeremy’s direction is lazy here. Midway through this scene the editing goes to Bunny Bleu and Peter North having sex. The editing midway through the other scene goes to this scene! What the hell?! This is upsetting, but if you’re just looking for sex, then move forward with this I guess. Now, Bleu is blowing North and out of the blue the scene goes back to Byron! That’s right, Tom Byron goes back to having sex with Jennifer Noxt! Holy crap! The editing here is terrible, but the scene gets hotter. Noxt reminds me of an escort that works in Vegas for 100 Proof LV, so that kind of got me excited. Byron has some funny moments with Noxt, and she eventually starts to get into it, right about the time he goes all out and then finishes on her back. After this, the scene goes back to Bunny Bleu and Peter North! The two have better chemistry than in the scene, and while North is once again in work mode, Bleu seems to be enjoying it a lot more. The ending is of course a money shot, with Bleu blowing him to a finish and a nice ender. Bunny Bleu is quite good here, wow.

At this point in the movie there is no more story, you just get straight sex scenes, and lackluster elevator music. This is about one hour and 17 minutes into the movie, and it features Candie Evens and Scott Irish. This is not a terrible scene, and Candie is quite good with Irish. This goes through a blow job before the scene cuts to a threeway between Erica Boyer, Jennifer Noxt, and Tom Byron! The editing really caused me to be a bit upset, but hey, it’s a movie, so grab some popcorn right? I guess. Tom Byron is an allstar here as he stops being a nerd and just goes to town with Noxt and Boyer, just going for it here until he cums on their faces and they keep blowing him. This is a cool scene, and the electric guitar and techno music makes it far better. He finishes and it looks good, with the actors laughing and the screen fading to black before going to a sequence where he sits with Noxt and Boyer and the movie ends.

Not a terrible movie, but not a great one either. The VHS transfer I saw of this wasn’t half bad, but it lacked a lot of chemistry at points. Jennifer Noxt is the one woman that stood out to me, and I will be looking for more of her scenes. “Cheerleader Academy” wasn’t half bad. But it wasn’t that good either, it just kind of ended.

I give “Cheerleader Academy” a 2 out of 5.

This is not a great movie, but it had Tom Byron. Byron did well, North was ok, but some of the women weren’t great, and the editing with music wasn’t that good.

You can purchase “Cheerleader Academy” via various websites.

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The Pillowman (1988) Review

Pillowman Poster (1988) 

Today we are going back to a John Leslie directed movie. This movie in particular was released by VCA, and stars some major people. I’m going to say, that the diverse cast alone is one reason to see it, and the second? Well, the second is the fact that I used to see a lot of this poster around my local rental store. You see, I didn’t go to Blockbuster, I went to Asian owned video stores, and they would always have a well stocked porno section behind red curtains. So, I would see “The Pillowman” posters every time I went in, and never got to see the movie, until today. Today, we are going back in time to 1988, for a movie directed by John Leslie, and starring lots of great names, including the following. Chanel Price, Peter North, Brandy Wine, Tammy Reynolds, Joey Silvera, Aja, F.M. Bradley, Renee Morgan, Tony Montana, and Britt Morgan. Now that we know what movie we are reviewing, of course titled The Pillowman, and we know the stars, let’s get into this movie from 1988 to the future!

The first thing that I liked was the font and titles shown for the movie. The movie starts with the title and then runs the credits, and we see a man with a letter jacket from high school, snooping around a home. He has a flash light, and we see him just looking around, obviously trying to be inconspicuous, as he wants to rob the place. The lights abruptly come on, and standing there is a blonde with a revolver. She asks, “what do you think you’re doing?”, and it’s Peter North with his hands up, and a gun to his chest! Chanel Price is holding the gun, has her hair up, and full makeup. She’s taller than Peter North, but maybe cause she has heels on. North says nothing, as a gun is on him, and Price starts to grab him, and see if he’s packing, to which she is surprised, cause she feels his penis. She pulls down North’s pants, and honestly, it’s not that big. It’s flaccid. It’s a little penis. But of course, that leads to sex.

Chanel Price, a tall, milf looking blonde, in a white dress starts to blow Peter North from a flaccid state to get him hard, and he grows fast. Fully erect, Peter North has been said to be very thick, and big, and of course we all know about his epic cum shots. I recall that Jenna Jameson states in her book that he was the first major porn star to open her up and really cause some pain, cause he was so big. Here, he’s the right size for Price, as she starts to strip him and get him to a point of sexual conquest. Chanel Price is a big girl, she’s tall, amazon features, large breasts, and is completely shaved. She towers over North, and goes into reverse cow girl to start. The set here screams 1980s, with a lot of bad drapes, terrible furnishings, rugs, and what appears to be a den in your uncle’s basement. Music kicks in as the two start to have sex, and it’s not that great. Price takes over the whole way, and she is truly a big, tall, girl. Looking up some info, I found out that Chanel Price is 6 foot 3 inches tall, and she totally looks it here, towering over Peter North. However, she gets into the sex, and if you are a fan of both tall blonde women, and Peter North, you’re going to love this one. The sex goes forward and eventually Price gives North a blow job until he cuts in her face, and that’s the end.

After the sex, Price says that she recognizes North as The Pillowman! He then tries to talk to her a little, and eventually gives up, and goes home. We then see North walking around the city, just chillin. It seems to be Los Angeles in the late 1980s. He walks into a pawn shop, and he just waits in line as we see people bargaining, and he gets yelled at for not paying up. It’s not a pawn shop, after all, it’s an apartment building and he is scolded for not paying the rent. We then see North talking to his roommate in a bad apartment, and it’s a random old guy. I though tit was Silvera, and of course he is an icon of good porn acting. However, the mood shifts as we are taken to another set, this is a warehouse porn set, and that’s where we see a couple of women making out.

The two women are Brandy Wine and Tammy Reynolds. One blonde and one brunette, and the two are making out, as Joey pulls out his penis and starts to masturbate. The women here are voluptuous, all natural breasts, big 1980s style hair, not shaved, and Joey has his fro and he’s stroking it. He then joins the action. We get close ups of Brandy Wine, Tammy Reynolds, and Joey Silvera getting into the sex. There’s some great jazz music for this scene. The set is terribly lit, and looks like your average porn garage in the valley, with a brown couch. There are no condoms here, it’s the 1980s, and Joey gets into it fast, first getting into the brunette, and really just going along the motions of sex. There’s some bad shadows here and there, and you can see the boom mic at one point, but the whole thing is casually filmed, with a focus on the action at times, and at other time, the women’s breasts. Nothing too fancy here, mind you. At the 32 minute mark, Silvera cups onto the brunette’s pubic mound, and then immediately gets back up and goes back into her! Silvera is a golden god for this, as I haven’t seen this since TT Body did it with Jenna Jameson, he gets a few more minutes of stroke before he cums again, and the refractory period of his work is incredible on this scene. Wow, Silvera pulls off a stellar scene elevating this movie’s rating from 1 out of 5 to a 3 out of 5 just for that sequence.

Moving along, we end up with another moment in time. We see Peter North styling his hair, and he’s in a random warehouse set. He then appears at a random house, and talks to a dude. The set changes and we are in a den somewhere in Los Angeles. Aja comes down, and F.M. Bradley is on the other side of the den watching. Aja is a brunette, her hair is up, she has a 1980s look and feel to her, and immediately gets on her knees to suck off Peter North. Aja has natural breasts, and has this amazing look to her. She’s quite hot here, and North looks like he’s going to pop within a few minutes, but controls it a little. There’s no loud music here, but rather Aja moaning, and North staying in control, while the camera moves left to right, and zooms in and out at times. The shadows from the lighting are horrible here, and the brown couch is funny to me. Midway through the sex, Bradley shows up, fully naked, and gets asked to join the party. Bradley is a large black man, and Aja gives him a hand job, then puts a diaper on him, no joke! No joke! Then she puts a pacifier in his mouth! Then Aja returns to North for doggy style. After some back and forth, North cums on her butt, as Bradley watches, and that’s the end. Nothing too crazy here, but Aja is quite the beauty, as this is the first time I’ve seen her work. The mid point diaper change was really odd though. North asks her out, then Bradley gets mad and asks him to get out of his house and not to ask his wife out! Wow.

Bradley then takes off his diaper, and asks Aja to suck him off. Aja sucks Bradley off, as he spouts one liners and jokes, including “I have some wonton soup!”, and it’s funny to see. He doesn’t get all hard, but he gets a medium amount before he gets into Aja for some sex on the brown couch. He doesn’t last that long, less than 5 minutes, for a quickie and that’s it. I was surprised by how long the scene lasted, which was horrendously slow. He cums on her breasts, and that’s it. We are moving away to the final two scenes, and it’s been around 48 minutes at this point.

The movie’s plot continues, and now we are taken to a brothel of sorts, and we see Tony Montana and Renee Morgan get involved. There’s some nice jazz in this one, and that supersedes everything else. Renee Morgan is a skinny, brunette, with small breasts, and is supposed to be latin here, as Montana speaks Spanish one liners, and gets really into the sex. I mean, she’s more into it than anyone else in this movie, and that makes it great. Renee Morgan sucks off Tony Montana then goes into doggy style while wearing a Spanish hat. The two have sex for a while, and it’s not terrible, but it’s also nothing that I would want too see again. In the mean time, Joey Silvera is talking to what I can only assume is Britt Morgan and then starts to make out with her. Meanwhile, Peter North keeps asking about his free trip that Silvera promised him, and the camera goes back and forth to the sex. After some back and forth here, Montana ends up cumming onto Renee’s pubic region, which is not shaved. That scene ends, and we are taken back to North’s apartment.

The story moves forward, and we see Britt Morgan and Peter North talking at a bus stop. The movie’s plot thickens as North hasn’t paid rent at all, and then is invited to hang out with Morgan. Britt Morgan has large hair, she’s all blonde, and comes out wearing a nighty that is lace, and white. She does not have the most attractive face, it’s round, and somewhat unattractive, with a “baby” type of look, but she has a nice body, and well, she rides North’s literal head. That is funny, and she does have natural breasts. The set here is a random porn warehouse, and North can’t help but laugh at the beginning of this scene. I’ve never seen a woman literally ride a dude’s head and comment on his hair. Hair fetish? Is that a thing?

Peter North sits down on a faded brown couch, and Britt Morgan gets to work. She starts to suck him off, and he gets hard immediately. I don’t find Morgan that attractive, mind you, but honestly, she has good technique here. She moans a bit as they change positions, but Peter North is in robot mode. The jazz soundtrack is great here, and I liked that. However, the sex isn’t that great, and eventually North cums on Morgan’s shaved pubic region, and stomach, and that’s that. If you’re into blondes, perhaps you’ll like her, but this is a short scene that is spliced with other elements of the story line.

The plot continues to move forward, and we see that North and his friend get evicted. Then North gets into fatigues, and gets thrown out of a window, onto a deck and that’s it. This movie has a plot at first, then completely throws it out of the window, and well, it’s porn, so what did you expect, right?

I give “Pillowman” a 3 out of 5.

This is not a great movie, but I loved the production value, the non sex roles, the random jokes, and the attention to some finer details here and there. The women are pretty, and there’s at least one good sex scene that I’d watch again, just to see the double cum blast from Silvera, which is god like if you ask me.

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