One of the best movies in the lexicon of adult cinema is that of Blue Movie. This was released in 1995, and it stars a lot of talent from the era. “Blue Movie” came out in 1995, and it stars Rebecca Lord, Steven St. Croix, Jenna Jameson, Tera Heart, Alex Sanders, Dallas Whitacker, Tony Tedeschi, Lana Sands, Jeana Fine, TT Boy, Jenna Jameson, and Jordan St. James. The movie is shot on film, and the sets are all very well designed. This is an expensive adult movie, and it shows from the start to finish, including the soundtrack which features full orchestral moments.
The movie opens up in a doctor’s office. A psychiatrist is talking to Steven St. Croix and she wants to get to the bottom of why he dresses like a woman. He says a few things, but the doctor wants more.
Scene 1. Rebecca Lord, Steven St. Croix
Rebecca Lord is beautiful, has brown hair that is tied up as she is playing a doctor, and is not all the way shaved. She gets eaten out by Steven St. Croix to start the sex, and it’s a good bit of cunnulingus to begin the movie. The set design here is good, the soundtrack is fine, and we move forward into our X-rating fast. However, this doesn’t move forward into sex, instead it moves into the second scene, a cut away to something a bit different.
Scene 2. Jenna Jameson
The movie shifts gear and while the credits roll we see a nude Jenna Jameson in a bed with fog machines going, candlelight, and her hands moving through to feel herself. This is contrasted with artsy scenes that have nothing to do with the plot, including blue balls that seem to talk to her. She plays with the blue ball and that’s that, an oddly erotic sequence without sex, as we get forward progress to a wake up.
Plot point: Jenna takes a phone call, and she is told that she is supposed to be getting a story about a random dude. The story is about the “Legend of the Golden Oyster”, and the editor is yelling, and eating pickles of all things. Jenna Jameson’s character is in charge of getting a story, and that’s where the plot takes us. After getting caught trying to steal some information, we are taken to a backstage area, and the plot continues with the newspaper story thing. Make it through this, and you’re treated to the next sex scene, which seems to show a movie within a movie, and away we go again.
Scene 3. Tera Heart, Alex Sanders
Tera Heart is just hanging out, when Alex Sanders shows up. Sanders is in full snowboarding gear while Heart is in heels and a bikini. Heart has brown hair and begins to blow Sanders immediately, giving him a great deal of attention. This starts somewhat timid if you ask me, and Heart’s skills are on display. She’s a thin brunette with nice breasts, and the camera takes time to move closer and further, with cuts highlighting expressions. The set here is that of a ski resort, and the music is orchestral. The two trade a lot of positions and we even get anal at one point, as the two actually seem to have some sort of chemistry. Fans of Heart will love to see her get some, and Sanders does well enough to keep the momentum going. There’s a facial to end things, and techno beats to move along as well.
Scene 4. Dallas Whitacker, Tony Tedeschi
We move to another backstage segment, and this time Dallas Whitacker blows Tony Tedeschi. That’s the crux of this, while Jenna Jameson watches. Dallas is a blonde with an 1980s hair cut, and Tedeschi just receives oral and gets moving forward. This is a simple scene with a blow job at the center of it all.
Scene 5. Lana Sands, Tony Tedeschi
Moving right along we end up seeing Tedeschi in a bar scene, where he gets blown by Lana Sands. Lana is a brunette that has tan skin, and Tedeschi moves forward with this fast. Sands is pretty, thin, and has natural breasts. The two have sex on the counter of a bar, and the music isn’t too bad. It’s a bit on the soft side, but Lana and Tedeschi go through the motions well enough. Anal occurs at one point, and Tedeschi puts it down with Lana moaning some. The bar background is not that much of a difference maker, and the movie continues with simple sex here. Not many positions, but a lot of close ups especially of the anal.
Plot point: We get moving forward with the plot, and it’s about the Golden Oyster, as it gives unlimited power to the person that looks into it. The bar scene is just a film within a film, and we are driven to the next scene which is what many are going to be waiting for, and that’s Jenna and TT Boy, which she mentions in her book.
Scene 6. Jenna Jameson, TT Boy
TT Boy and Jenna Jameson start things off with cunulingus, and then she blows him. If you read her book, then you’ll recall that this is the scene in which TT Boy got paid to climax more than once and she was surprised that he could do it. The overall sequencing here is good, and fans of Jenna are going to love the way the two work together with fast strokes and easy movements.
Scene 7. Jeanna Fine, Jenna Jameson, Lana Sands
Just when you think you’re getting a story line, the movie moves again to just sex. That’s what the point is of these movies anyway. This time around you see Lana Sands, Jeanna Fine, and Jenna Jameson in a three way lesbian scene. The trio exchange kisses and cunnulingus throughout, while St. croix watches. It’s a tame scene in comparison to others, and it’s a nice change of pace. Nice set here, Roman in style, and we move forward to another scene.
Scene 8. Dallas Whitacker, Tony Tedeschi
Dallas Whitacker enters and disrobes, then she gets on her knees and blows Tony Tedeschi. There’s not much to this scene in terms of story, the two just go straight forward into sex, and it’s not terrible. Tedeschi is a pro, and Whitacker has a wig on, and the two go through several positions together. The sex is somewhat robotic, and Tedeschi wears a condom for this one, but overall it is an adequate scene, with some nice music to boot.
Scene 9. Jeanna Fine, Steven St. Croix
Next up we get a similar situation with Jeanna Fine and Steven St. Croix. From a blow job to cunnulingus to sex, we get a straight forward sex scene. It’s robotic, it isn’t that good, and honestly, perhaps the worst of the bunch in terms of sex in this movie. Jeanna Fine is hot, but ST. Croix is just a bit boring to watch here.
Scene 10. Jordan St. James
The plot moves forward and we have no major continuity. We just go straight into a strip scene with Jordan St. James. Not before we get another look at blue balls, and that’s it. Jordan St. James strips, and well the credits roll.
“Blue Movie” is a big budget sex movie, and it doesn’t fail to capture the imagination at times. However, in terms of good sex, it just lacks something. Sure, it is good in terms of it being shot on film, and the budget and sets. However, if you’re looking to get off, this is going to distract more than anything.
I give “Blue Movie” a 3 out of 5.
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