Saturday, December 9, 2017

The Deviant Doctor (1998) Review

The Deviant Doctor (1998) Poster
“The Deviant Doctor” came out in 1998. It was a movie that I didn’t ever see on the Spice Network, but that doesn’t mean that it wasn’t part of their line up at the time. The premise of this movie is simple enough, it’s about a psychiatrist or sex therapist, that is having a hard time keeping things professional. She talks about how since the start of her career, she’s been having fantasies with patients, or rather, she masturbates to their stories, after they leave, etc. This leads to some splicing of what is to come, and you start to see that this porno is going to be a quick romp, as it’s only about an hour or so long. It was obviously released on VHS and was done cheaply, as the sets are somewhat simple, but hey, that’s porn for you. The stars of this movie include Kim Kitaine, Nick East, Nikki Sinn, John Decker, Sid Deuce, Alex Sanders, Channone, Brick Majors, Jill Kelly, and Patricia Kennedy. It starts with a sexual twist, considering the name, and as you may already guess, it’s a plot driven movie that seems to hold loosely to it, and ventures into gonzo at times. But is it any good? Let’s find out, because that’s what I do here on this site.

The opening scene features our therapist talking about sex therapy and how she has been going about it in an unorthodox style. The calming piano music enters you into the realm of this world, in an office where the majority of the movie. Once the movie starts, it involves a little couch time with adult film stars, and that’s where we see the opening sequence. Kim Kitaine and Nick East open up the movie, and it’s funny because there’s a bass guitar line that is almost a parody of porn music. Kim Kitaine is a young looking, blonde hair girl with shaved pubes, and long finger nails. Nick East here has long curly hair, and is a veteran of the porno industry, just not in this scene. Kim is supposed to be a young lady here, but even with makeup, she looks a lot older. The scene is narrated by Kim throughout. Nick does well here, pushing through the otherwise somewhat boring sex scene. He is in work mode for the most part, and Kim moans a bit. Overall, this scene is a good one, but it takes time to build to the climax, and eventually Kim blows Nick after he cums, or tries to cum on her face, and that’s the end. Not a great scene, not a bad scene, but mostly what you’d expect from the 1990s, including a funny bass line with bad jazz guitar work as well.

Up next we see the doctor talking about a guy that was blind. This scene turns into a story narrated by John Decker. John Decker talks about a meeting with Nikki Sinn’s character, I am using the porno actors names, but I don’t know their character names in this movie, so you’ll have to just keep along that way. The blind dude talks about how this woman wanted to sleep with him, and so he got turned on, so he went forward. Nikki Sinn and John Decker have sex in an open office area, and it’s not half bad. Nikki Sinn is a tall brunette, and Decker is a slim long haired dude. The two go through the motions of sex, narrated by Decker, which is a bit off putting, considering, but this was a sensual scene overall. This is a very slow moving, highly erotic scene, as Nikki Sinn channels Traci Lords in her moaning and screaming and movements at time. John Decker just goes through mechanical sex, pretending he’s blind overall. Sinn keeps a pair of long boots on and her garter and nylons, making this a somewhat intriguing scene. The smooth jazz sucks, though, but the rest of it is not half bad. After some regular sex, there is a point of anal, and the rest of the scene was anal sex, and after a few pushes Decker cums on her face, and that’s the end of this scene. I could’ve done without the narration, and the terrible smooth jazz music. It’s an ok scene, but not a grand one.

The next scene features Sid Deuce coming in for some couch time. She discusses how she is a dominatrix, and recently had sex with Alex Sanders. Sid Deuce is one of the stars that I remember most from the Spice Network, and now looking back, she reminds me a lot of the blonde haired woman from “Absolutely Fabulous”. She looks older here, and has a lot of make up on. However, her blonde hair, slim body, and knack for sex is probably why she’s a mainstay in the world of porn for so long. At least in the 1990s, where I heard her name a lot. Alex Sanders has long curly hair, and he seems to enjoy going through the motions with Sid Deuce for the most part. The two have sex on a chair, and she does a lot of the work for it. Eventually she gets off and he cums in her mouth, to a nice jazzy video game tune. That’s the end of this scene, and honestly, it wasn’t terrible. If you’re a fan of Sid Deuce than you’ll love watching her here, as it’s not half bad, but it’s also not a great one. I was a bit distracted by the constant flash of the photographer at the end, possibly taking shots for magazines and the back of the cover of the VHS tape.

Up next we get two people I don’t know much about, and a shower scene. The sex therapist talks about how the couple can’t seem to find the time to have sex because one likes to go with masturbation in the shower more than the other. This scene features Channone and Brick Majors. Two performers I don’t really remember all that well. It’s not a bad scene mind you, it starts with Channone masturbating and nearly squirting. She is a brunette that has her pubes unshaved, with tan lines from a bikini, and she just goes at it with herself in a shower. If you like female masturbation scenes, this isn’t half bad. I’m not a big fan, but this works well, as it is sensual with the tied piano music to it. It’s got an artistic feel to it, that’s for sure. Eventually Brick Majors shows up and the two have sex in a hot tub, which is empty. It’s actually not that good, and kind of mechanical. After just a few minutes, Majors cums and that’s the end. This may be the weakest scene in the movie. It doesn’t help that there’s a smooth jazz, guitar riff playing throughout, which tries to be romantic. There is a close up of the sex at one point and you can see Majors is wearing a condom, which the other guys aren’t doing in their scenes, and it ends with a money shot, and that’s the end. A boring scene overall.

The doctor comes back and she’s masturbating, and narrating how she sometimes has to get help with finishing. So she asks her secretary to come in, and that role is played by Jill Kelly. A young Jill Kelly and Patricia Kennedy have sex on a couch in the doctor’s office. Oh, the doctor is played by Patricia Kennedy, mind you, so this is an interesting little scene. As far as lesbian scenes are concerned, this was mechanical, but ramped up with a strap on, and a few close ups that didn’t seem to get in focus. It’s not a terrible scene, mind you, and I still think Jill Kelly is hot, but it’s a bit tame and somewhat mechanical. When you watch it, you’ll see what I mean, as there’s just not that much momentum carrying this sequence forward. There’s a rock jazz fusion tune that plays throughout, and well, that is a bit off putting as well. This is a workable scene in a bind, but honestly, it’s mostly Patricia Kennedy getting off, and a lot of the camera work doesn’t show off what is going on down stairs, so it seems like it was made for cable or the Spice Network. Even when Kennedy finally climaxes, the camera only focuses on her face and legs, with an over the shoulder camera angle, and nothing more. It’s actually not a great scene, and definitely lackluster to a finish.

That’s the end of this one, a boring lesbian scene to close out a somewhat boring movie. It’s not that great, but hey, that’s mid 1990s porno for you.

I give “The Deviant Doctor” a 2 out of 5.


There’s not a lot going for this movie unless you’re a Jill Kelly super fan, or you really like female masturbation scenes. Other than that, this is a somewhat boring romp that is only about 64 minutes long. It was a Lowrider Film, and well, it’s not a favorite of mine, but there may be fans out there that love this one. I didn’t.

You can purchase “The Deviant Doctor” by clicking here, or finding it somewhere on VHS and maybe Dvd.

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