Sunday, December 3, 2017

The Naked Truth (1994) Review

The Naked Truth (1994) Poster DVD Cover
Today I have a special review that goes all the way back to 1994. That was the year that the movie “The Naked Truth” was released on home video, and later on DVD. It’s a production that I didn’t know about until I was looking into different scenes featuring various talents, and ran into this early option that starred Janine. This was Janine before all the tattoos, mind you, and before she was working full time with men, or retired in Oregon somewhere. This is a young Janine and she looks amazing. Her face and eyes have always been captivating to me, and while the rest of the cast rounds out some heavy hitters, this movie speaks volumes to the 1990s porno style. There’s a plot here, and it starts with three women talking about how Janine’s boyfriend is the “one”, and that they are waiting for one another. The movie actually shows off that men cheat, and women cheat, and well, it’s a porno. What did you expect? Well, here we go, a venture into the early 1990s, blonde haired, enhanced, shaved, bald porno. This isn’t gonzo pornography, it has a story, but it’s quite thin overall, mind you. This movie features Brittany Andrews, Peter North, Janine, Steven St. Croix, Kirstay Waay, Jay Ashley, Alex Dane, Jenteal, and Sindee Coxx.

The movie turns sexual when Peter North shows up and starts dancing in a black thong. The three women that were talking, then watch Peter North and Brittany Andrews dance, and strip. Then they start to have sex, but not before Janine comes through and start to dance with them. The trio start to go through the motions of foreplay, and it’s evident that North is not going to get Janine, but rather going to be part of a lesbian scene. Even though Janine doesn’t have sex with North, he certainly grinds her a lot, and you’d swear that behind the scenes maybe Janine and North did hook up. Not in this scene, however, as it slowly moves into a lesbian heavy threesome, with North getting in with Andrews for the most part, but Janine there to take on some oral, and more, although she doesn’t really touch North, mind you. It’s a bit confusing, but that’s how early Janine scenes were, she was only doing movies with women. The scene teases Janine getting involved with both North and Andrews, but since the plot is about her being a virgin and waiting for her marriage, she plays coy until finally going forward with giving Andrews oral, while Peter North coaches. Andrews blows Peter North, while Janine just watches and gets aroused. Then North puts on what looks like the world’s thickest condom, I kid you not, and has sex with Brittany Andrews. North and Andrews have real chemistry here, and he really goes to town with her, going through a few positions, before finally finishing. You get a fabulous Peter North cum shot, and it goes all over Andrews’ face, and that’s the end of the scene.

The scene ends and we are taken to a construction site where a stripper is dancing for a bunch of men. It’s Nick and others talking. Yes, that Nick that Janine claims they are going to wait, and that Nick is a virgin etc. However, in this scene, he approaches Jill Kelly, and starts to work through a sex scene.

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Jill Kelly and Steven St. Croix go forward at a construction site and have sex. This is an early Jill Kelly scene, before she got breast implants. I’ve always loved her face, and eyes, and here she is young, and barely into the porn world. The music here is a hip hop tune, with interesting breaks, but it’s muted a bit to hear the moans of Jill Kelly overall. Steven St. Croix performs oral on Jill Kelly then puts on one of those thick condoms and starts to have sex with her. This goes on while the construction crew watches! SO the two get on a makeshift bed, and just start working out their frustrations. This isn’t a bad scene, and Jill Kelly is quite attractive here. The two have a bit of chemistry together, and they definitely go through the motions and work up a sweat. The editing is off on this scene, as you end up seeing a lot of Steven St. Croix’s face, and sweat, rather than the penetration. However, the camera eventually switches to that in time, but it’s mostly focusing on the movements rather than the actual sex at times. That shifts with the positions, however, as the scene gets more and more heated. Eventually Steven St. Croix finishes on Kelly’s stomach, and even shots a shot near her eyes. This was a somewhat passionate scene, with a lot of gusto for Steven St. Croix, so good for him.

The movie then switches to another point of interesting. Janine shows up to Steven St. Croix’s home, and shows off a piece of lingerie. The two discuss the upcoming wedding, and the cost.

The movie switches gears, and it shows two guys trying to interrogate Kirsty Waay. This include Steven St. Croix and a guy that is just listed as “guy”. He looks familiar, but I can’t place him. Of course, because this is a porno, you know exactly where the scene is going, and the three start having sex. They all do it on a couch, and Waay actually gets really wet for this scene. They are having sex on a cream colored leather couch, and it’s your standard romp, however, there’s no condoms in this one, unlike the other scenes, at least at first. After a few back and forth pumps, a condom appears, which makes me think that this wasn’t shot in one take, but that’s just my two cents. There’s no anal here, there’s no double penetration or anything like that. It’s just a straight threesome, with St. Croix doing a lot of the work, and eventually giving a money shot that hits Waay’s stomach and face, and that’s it. The dude in question is Bobby Vitale, mind you.

After this we are taken to a set where a restaurant is setup. Janine and Kirsty Waay sit down and talk. Waay tries to tell Janine that Nick isn’t a good guy, and that causes her to storm off. She tells her that the dude is a bookie and isn’t a nice guy. That leads to another scene where Janine starts a monologue about Nick and how he can’t be a bad guy, and that she’s not wrong about him. After looking around his office, however, she ends up finding his paperwork and realizes that maybe Nick isn’t such a good guy after all.

We are then taken to Las Vegas where Nick and April, (Janine and St. Croix) have a room with a couple of friends. He wants to get action with his friends, but she doesn’t, so the scene ends up with just one couple having sex on the bed in their rented room.

This scene features Alex Dane and Jay Ashley. This is a pretty straight forward scene. It’s mechanical in nature, and the two just kind of go at it, normally. It’s not that sexy of a scene, although it will get you there. The music turns from pop to a disco electro beat, but the overall sequence isn’t that fun to watch. It’s kind of lame, and while the two have a little chemistry, you can tell that they are in work mode. There’s no condom here, which is a rare point in the movie, and the two just go through the motions of casual sex. The motion eventually goes forward into anal at one point, and then just has a money shot on the back of Alex Dane. Dane is a stand out in this movie, she’s not blonde, or athletic, she’s ethnic and while she does look sexy and young, she doesn’t have a lot of chemistry with Jay Ashley, and well that’s a tough thing in this scene.

The scene ends and we are taken to a bed where Janine, Jenteal, and Sindee Coxx are all just talking. They end up striking up a conversation about sex, and then they go into sex mode. This is a lesbian threeway, and it’s what you would expect from three women that are attracted to one another. They totally dominate this scene, and throw the plot of the movie out of the window, favoring the option to just go with oral, fingers, and much more. It’s just a threesome with beautiful women and that’s it.

I give “The Naked Truth” a 2 out of 5.


While there is a stand out scene with Jill Kelly and Steven St. Croix that is definitely sexy, that’s about it. The rest of the movie is kind of boring, and tired. There’s a little chemistry in the lesbian scenes, mind you, but overall, this is not a great movie at all. It’s kind of boring and mechanical for the most part. If I wasn’t hot for Jill Kelly, I wouldn’t ever watch any of this again.


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