Thursday, August 23, 2018

Sluts of the Nyle 3: Cream Filled Sluts (2001) Review

Sluts of the Nyle 3 (2001) Poster
Well, after some time off, and switching computers, we have come full circle, and we are back to reviewing adult movies. For those of you that missed the reviews, you didn’t miss much, you got a review of a John Holme’s feature. Today, we are going to be going upwards to the year 2001. So we get into a new era of porno, this time around going with gonzo pornography, which I personally always hated. I still hate it. I’m not a fan of gonzo, but at times you have to review them for the most part. This movie in question that we will be talking about is that of, “Sluts of the Nyle 3: Cream Filled Sluts” and it came out in 2001. It was directed by Jewel De’Nyle and was distributed by Jill Kelly Productions.

Since this is a gonzo production, the movie flows right into what you would expect, showing off the sex, and you don’t get much else to start. The starting line is set, with the credits, then going into a bathroom where we see Jill Kelly in lingerie talking about how she wants to get started and go with Julian.

For the first scene, we watch Jill Kelly in a nice bathroom in the Hollywood Hills somewhere, next to a tub. Enter Julian, and she takes off his briefs, and starts to blow him immediately. The two were once a couple, so they have a bit of chemistry. If you’re a fan of Jill Kelly, then you’ll appreciate her skills here, as they are on full display. She sucks Julian off well with a blow job that is a little messy, alongside a track of techno music that is horrible. The angles are right in there, so you see the whole thing, and she really gets to the meat of it, so to speak. Kelly does well here, focusing on pleasing Julian, who gets hard immediately. After a bit of changeover, some more oral, and position changes, the sex begins. There’s no condom for this, so it’s straight sex, with the two going through the motions for the most part. Jill Kelly has her implants here, and she does ok with Julian, bu you can tell it’s just “work” at this point as she’s not nearly as vocal as she was when she was in “Car Wash Angels”, which is still my all time favorite from Jill Kelly’s career. The finish of this one has Jill taking a cream pie from Julian and that’s it. He cums, and keeps pushing in and out and you see the aftermath, and that’s it. The music is horrible, the bathroom set is fine, the lighting is ok, and the performance is mechanical, but if you love Jill Kelly, then you will appreciate this one, especially the blow job after he cums. It fades to black and we are taken to another scene.

Up next we see Jewel De’Nyle talking to the camera about wanting to get started. The bedroom she’s in is decorate poorly, and looks like someone’s house, or a studio. I’m going to say that it’s just a studio, because it’s so generic, and the lighting is not like a bedroom at all, it’s cast like a studio overall. There’s not much to this scene, as the music starts, and we are taken directly into the action. Jewel De’Nyle starts to blow Joel Lawrence and Mark Wood, as the trio start to go through the motions of a threesome with ease. Jewel De’Nyle has long black hair, has large breasts, and at some point the sex turns into a double penetration scene, with both guys humming in De’Nyle. It’s basic if you ask me, and it’s not that fun to watch, a little mechanical, and while De’Nyle seems to enjoy it a bit, it’s just short, and mechanical.

We move along to another scene, and this time we see Chennin Blanc and Cheyne Collins. Blanc is a blonde hair nordic looking woman, with curves, and large breasts. The dude here has a 2000’s era rock star look to him, and the two have sex on a leopard print bed. The two immediately get into oral, and while it is functional, it again looks robotic to me. The music really throws me off. The bad techno music mixed with a terrible performance from the main guy here is just awful. We get multiple positions from the two, and average sound design, and it’s just average all around. There’s no condom, there’s nothing special here, a blonde haired busty woman, with average looks has sex with some random dude. This makes me not want to have sex, to be honest. Again we get a creampie, although it’s lazy, and well, I gave up on this scene.



For the next scene we move outdoors. It’s there that we see Angelica Sin and Rich Handsome. The two get into the sex with oral first. Angelica Sin has long black hair and a girl next door look, but she dives straight into the oral. Handsome, is not such, and he just goes along with the oral for the most part. Sin has a good quality to her, and while the music sucks again, with a terrible techno beat, the sex starts off promising with some oral that Sin seems very enthused with, including deep throating. She has very large breasts, a tan body, and gets into the action swiftly. The two have sex outdoors on some lawn chairs, and eventually Handsome cums, and that’s that. There’s a bit of anal at one point, but other than that, it’s just a simple sex scene that seems to be over too quickly as the dude can’t hang on.

The final scene shows off Jewel De’Nyle and her long black hair, and Haven. Haven is a tall, small breasted, skinny blonde haired woman. She offers a contrast to De’Nyle, and they both have fun with Dale DaBone. DaBone enters the frame and immediately gets blown, and starts to work with the two women, going all in without a condom. They have sex on a light brown couch, and just goes into each woman back to back. It’s lackluster, De’Nyle’s performance is not great. I should note that the blonde here doesn’t get any sex, she plays with a toy, and watches De’Nyle and Dabone work. It ends with another creampie and we are done, that’s it. Dabone does get blown by Haven at one point, but he only has sex with the brunette, which was boring to me.

That’s the end of the movie, and another reason why I don’t like gonzo porno movies, it just abruptly ends after the sex. Oh well, such are most movies that came out in the 2000s.

I give “Sluts of the Nyle 3: Cream Filled Sluts” a 2 out of 5.


You may like it, if you’re a fan of the actors in this one, but I am not a big fan, it just seemed mechanical to me. Even though I love Jill Kelly, she couldn’t save this one for me.

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