Ramb-Ohh 2: The Sex Platoon (1987) Review

Ramb-Ohh II: The Sex Platoon Cover

A while back I reviewed the parody porno movie called Rambo-ohh! And it was awful. Well, it had a few moments, but it wasn’t exactly living up to the source material, and honestly, how can it? It’s a porno, right? You can read my review of the first Rambo-ohh! By clicking here. Today we are going to visit the 1987 sequel that stars Peter North, and it’s a direct sequel to the original. This movie is called “Rambo-ohh 2: The Sex Platoon” and it was released in 1987. This movie stars Alicia Monet, Megan Leigh, Tiffany Storm, Tracey Adams, Billy Dee, Peter North, Mike Horner, and Jerry Butler. The starting of the movie is lower quality than the original, as it is not filmed with “film” cameras, but rather looks to be direct to VHS or Beta Max quality. That isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but it’s definitely noticeable.

The movie starts with Peter North running with a platoon of women. They are scantily clad and he’s got camouflage pants and that’s it. The credits start and he commands that they follow his lead and then run 5 miles.

After the credits we go to a den. In the den there is Alicia Monet in a nice dress, and Peter North in a bright blue polo. He is just sitting there and the two start talking. One thing leads to another and Alicia Monet disrobes, and gets on her knees to start sucking off Peter North. This first sex scene occurs within the first 5 minutes of the movie, reminding you exactly what you’re watching. It is a standard starting line with Peter North not immediately hard, but getting there as Monet works things out to a standing ovation. Monet is a tall, brunette with curly hair, and Peter North is still young with a mullet, and what Jenna Jameson called a soda can penis that ripped her up. The camera is clean here, no harsh editing, and is actually remastered or something because the lighting in this den is far more modern than the original movie, and is actually a testament to whomever did the editing and production. The blow job is good, there’s no music here, just the sounds of sucking, moaning, and breathing. The scene goes from Peter North getting blown to Monet laying on her shoulders with her legs split, and North dropping in like an anchor into her. I am not aware of this position’s name, but it’s unique, and it is certainly not something that many couples are doing. Monet has blue eyes, isn’t completely shaved, and has natural breasts. Peter North is completely shaved, from what I can tell, but he keeps his polo on during this scene, concentrating while Monet moans and gets done well. There’s sweat in this one, no condom, and a set that looks like your uncle’s den, complete with lazy boy and fireplace. There are multiple positions here, and eventually North cums on a nice load on Monet’s pubic mound, which she rubs out and into herself, in a glistening array of finality. This is one hell of a finish, but the director cuts to North making vinegar strokes, and throws me off. Otherwise, this ending is quite sensual, leaving North completely spent.

The scene changes, and shows Monet using a knife to tell North that she has what she came for, which allows North to pull a gun. He says don’t let your guard down and don’t bring a knife to a gun fight. He then removes his polo and then he turns to the camera and says to be ready for the big exam at dawn.

We go to dawn, and Peter North is in camo. He says that they all have to seduce males and get their secret papers.

The next scene features Megan Leigh crying about how she’s not like other girls and that she can’t do what others do. Mike Horner is the guy that she’s supposed to seduce, and he gives up his papers fast, and tells Leigh that she doesn’t have to work so hard. The two then start to disrobe and we start the next sex scene.

Megan Leigh and Mike Horner start with a little foreplay, no music, and a makeshift bed in a warehouse setting. The lighting is once again good, and it’s an interesting choice to only have the sounds of sex. Megan Leigh is a blonde haired woman with natural breasts, painted finger nails, and partially shaved pubic region. She makes a lot of noise throughout, and Mike Horner looks a lot like a SNL alumnus. The opening blow job from Megan Leigh is sensual, slow, and focused. She gives a good deep throat at one point, and this scene looks like something that is more modern than anything else. She uses her hands, she strokes Horner well, and honestly, the two have a lot of chemistry together, and it shows. This is no doubt one of the better starts to a sex scene, and a spectacular blow job to start the sex. After that, Horner gets on top and starts to move his hips into Megan Leigh. Leigh’s moans are a bit much considering, but the close up of the insertion shows you that she’s wet and responding well to Mike Horner’s pushing. At a certain point they go into doggy style, and Horner looks to be in work mode while Leigh is just trying to stay up and into the whole thing. They seem to lose steam around the 27-minute mark and are out of sync having sex, with Leigh’s sounds getting more theatrical for what seems like no reason if you ask me. Horner eventually cums on her butt and she goes back to pull on it a little, and that’s the end. This is just an average sex scene with a good opening. The blow job leads to a sex scene that is a bit uninspired if you ask me.

The scene fades, and we go to another section of the final exam for the women.

Moving along we see Alicia Monet seducing Jerry Butler. This scene is outdoors and has no music as the other scenes. The two have sex under a makeshift tent, and it’s straightforward. Jerry Butler plays an Indian guru, and says that she cannot have sex with him. Monet then drops to her knees and starts to blow Butler. He quickly changes his tune, and the two engage in another test for the larger goal of the plot. The two go into 69 at one point, and they just go at it very hard. The reverse cowgirl sequence at the 35 minute mark, for instance, is quite good. Monet has wild curly brown hair, and all natural big breasts. She seems to get into this role quite a bit, and really gives Butler a ride. Multiple positions are done here, and eventually Jerry Butler cums on Monet’s lower back and butt, and that’s the end. Nothing too crazy, but Monet’s performance is quite good, and Butler staying in character is funny as well. The two tire out and then just lay together for a second until Monet steals some documents from him.

The next scene starts and it’s Tiffany Storm trying to steal from Peter North. North finds her, and she takes off her top. Tiffany Storm has large natural breasts, long brown hair, and of course Peter North has signature mullet in this scene. This is a scene that has a military set, and the two go into the action fast. Peter North and Tiffany Storm start to make out and go into oral quite quickly. Both dressed in camouflage, inside a tent with good lighting. Storm gives a good blow job, although a bit slow, and after some oral given to her, North takes down his pants, but leaves them at his ankles and starts to go in sideways on Tiffany Storm. She is not shaved, no condoms used, and the two work out some frustration with relative ease. She seems into it for the most part, moaning, and holding onto the bed as hard as she can as North goes forward with thrusting as much and as hard as he can. After multiple positions, the two land on doggy style for the finale, and the director shows Peter North’s face for his vinegar strokes, and eventually the money shot approaches where North cums on Tiffany Storm’s big breasts.

The scene ends, and we are taken to a lakeside area. There is a tall blonde haired woman looking bored when a man approaches from under the water. He captures her, and she gets scared. Billy Dee threatens Tracey Adams and asks for some sex before she dies. This scene is slow moving, the woman keeping an accent, and Billy Dee giving oral because he doesn’t get nearly as hard when Tracey Adams gives him oral. He eventually gets it up and sticks it in, as the two have sex on the underside of a small boat. This is a little sensual at times, Dee never really pushing too hard and Adams not moaning too loudly. It’s a tame scene with a lot of hair, and just normal sex. It’s kind of boring actually. Once again there are multiple positions and eventually Tracey Adams, looking like Traci Lords lets Dee finish on the boat as he pulls out for the finish. She then sprays him with something and he falls out cold. She then goes for the documents she’s suppose to steal and that’s the end of this scene.

Up next we are taken to a raft in the middle of a lake. It’s here that Tiffany Storm and Jerry Butler start the next scene. Storm goes for a blow job immediately and Butler responds by getting really hard and just letting her do her magic. After some oral, Butler gets Storm to get on her back and he goes in on her. She has large breasts, and the scene is outside, and gets done quickly. Butler and Storm seem to be in work mode for the most part, but there are a few moments where you swear that the two are unique lovers, not “working” but rather just enjoying themselves together. A couple of standard positions and then doggy style occurs, and Storm steals some documents while Butler eventually cums on her back and that’s that. It’s standard porno sex, nothing too exciting after an initially good blow job.

I give Rambo-ohh 2: The Sex Platoon a 2 out of 5.

I appreciated the lighting and remastering done for this release, if that was done at all. I also appreciated the all natural looking women, and the sex for the most part. However, much of the sex was uninspired, and lazy. However, there’s enough here to squeak one out, and while this is better than the first movie, it still isn’t grand. It’s a porno that has nothing to do with the original movie or source material, and honestly, is just an interesting porno to see after you’ve seen the first one. I liked it for the most part, but it’s not great at all. A 2 out of 5 is generous all things considered.

A Little Piece of My Heart (1997)

A Little Piece of My Heart (1997) Poster

Today we go back to the year 1997 for a little bit of a surprise. Well, not to me, but to you. Here we go into a scene that features many talents, from Metro Studios comes the movie called “A Little Piece of My Heart”. This is a movie that stars Stacy Valentine, Shay Sweet, Tom Byron, Alyssa Love, Davia Ardell, Ron Jeremy, Julian, and Vince Vouyer. I’m a fan of Stacy Valentine, and never got to interview her, but would love to talk to her about some of the work that she’s done. Maybe one day. This is a movie that was heavy in rotation on the Spice Network Cable Channel in the late 1990s, which is why I wanted to go back and see the hardcore version. This movie is written and directed by Jace Rocker, and it is a starring role for Stacy Valentine. The movie isn’t shot on film grain or anything. It’s above the gonzo level, but it’s definitely plot driven.

We start a movie in 1969 in Texas. We see Tom Byron and Shay Sweet watching television and on it is a documentary about Vietnam. Byron plays a redneck, and he is upset about the big issue. Shay Sweet tries to calm him down, with some of the worst acting. Byron has some acting chops, but Shay Sweet doesn’t seem to have much in the acting department. Byron says that he is going to get some medals to show off to Sweet and that may turn her on. So he comes out with a few boxes and shows them off. He then pulls a blue box and talks about how he got shot in the penis. He then opens the box and there it is, a penis in a box! Sweet starts to talk a bit, and Byron asks for her to put her hands on it, and well, you could very well know what’s going to happen next.

Shay Sweet and Tom Byron start to make out, and undress before getting into their sex scene. Shay Sweet is a blonde haired, midwestern looking girl, and Tom Byron is a legend in the business, but here he has short hair and an earring instead of his long curly hair from other movies from the same decade. Shay Sweet is an interesting blonde with a shaved pubic region, no condoms are used, and she reminds me of a Texas escort that came through Culver City in 2011. I believe it was the same person, but hey, what do I know? The two have sex in a trailer, and the whole sex scene is on a brown couch. After a few positions, oral, and sex, Byron asks to stick it in her butt, and she obliges. He goes in for anal very slowly, then goes through the sequence until he finally can’t keep going and cums all over Shay Sweet’s chest. She has A cup breasts, and a girl next door look to her, and Byron just cums, and that’s the end of their sex scene. The couch is horrendous looking, and the music track doesn’t back the year, but hey, it’s a standard opener in many ways.

The scene shifts and we see an old beat up VW Bug come to the trailer park. It’s there that Stacy Valentine comes in and finds him and Shay Sweet getting their clothes on. Valentine has a southern accent and she gets very mad at the two, and she’s far better of an actress than Sweet. Stacy Valentine comes out of a bedroom with a suitcase and says that she’s leaving Byron. She says that she’s never been with another man, and that she’s tired of him, so she’s leaving! This was a fun scene, and both Byron and Valentine steal the show. She is on her way to California, and that’s that. We see Valentine on the side of the road with her thumbs out, and a classic Ford Mustang pulls over. It’s a hippy looking dude and he has no problem taking her along for the ride. This is a full hippy dude, and the acting isn’t half bad. The two start a conversation and then make a plan to go to San Francisco, but first, they want to get high and listen to some “tunes”. We get to the hippy’s house, and it’s totally decorated from the 1960s, and it’s hilarious to see the thought that went into the set.

Stacy Valentine and Steve Hatcher start kissing on an old looking couch, and that leads to sex. Stacy Valentine is an iconic, curvy blonde, and this movie was shot after she had breast augmentation. Steve Hatcher is dressed like a hippy, and the two don’t break character through this sex scene. Valentine’s breasts get exposed right away and the two start a very sensual romp, with a bit of 1960s guitar rock. The ambience is good, and the sex starts slow. Hatcher gets hard fast, and the two have some great chemistry in this one, with Valentine showing off her breasts and skills throughout this one. Hatcher must’ve been in love because he had one hell of a hard on to start this scene, which is a rarity amidst porn movies that I’ve been reviewing. I don’t blame him, I’d have given my left foot to get some action from Stacy. The two work through oral and then get to 69 at one point, and this is all done the couch of this psychedelic apartment set. After some time, Stacy goes for reverse cowgirl, legs wide open for the camera, and there’s no condoms used. She’s partially shaved, and Hatcher doesn’t lose his facial hair or hippy vibe throughout. The music works well here, it’s like Hendrix type stuff, but not as good obviously. The sex is adequate, Valentine moans a bit, and then Hatcher eventually cums on her face and she blows him a little after the fact. That’s my favorite part of these movies, honestly, as it’s a personal tick of my own.

The movie continues and it shows Stacy Valentine calling her sister to tell her that she’s starting a new life. Steve Hatcher tells her to see a guy about making movies. Then we go through the motions of seeing what Tom Byron aka Billy Bob is up to. He is visited by Valentine’s sister, and Byron gives her a few pick up lines. She then succumbs to his guile, and she starts to blow him.

Alyssa Love and Tom Byron have sex on a makeshift bed outside, and it starts with a simple blow job. There’s some instrumental rock going on for this one, and Alyssa Love is a brunette with a blonde streak in her hair. She’s partially shaved, and she looks like the girl next door type, with an all natural, young body. Byron goes in with her slowly, not going too hard or fast for the opening of the sex. Eventually they go into standing doggy and he starts to go a little faster, but at the same time doesn’t go deep, allowing for the camera to catch the insertion. There’s not a lot to this sex scene, and the two don’t have a lot of chemistry. It just feels very mechanical, and even the moaning is a little bit off. Yes, it works, Byron gets it up, Love goes through the motions, but it’s obvious that the two are just phoning it in for the most part. Eventually, Byron needs to cum and gets up on the bed and drops a load onto Alyssa Love. He cums on her tongue, and Love just receives it, and that’s that. After he finishes, she blows him a little more, and that is a saving grace to the scene.

The scene ends, and we are back to just kissing and talking. Then Love snitches on Stacy and where she’s staying.

We go forward to see Stacy Valentine in an office with Ron Jeremy. He says that he wants to work with Stacy, and that’s where Davia Ardell comes in. The two will start to have sex in this scene.

Stacy Valentine and Davia Ardell have lesbian sex in an office. This is supposed to be the casting couch, and it shows off both blondes that have very large augmented breasts go at it. The two are very similar in the way that they look, size, shape, and pubic hair. There’s a lot of oral on this one, moaning, and quivering, using fingers, and a process of lesbian sex that you’d expect from heterosexual directors. They seem to enjoy the process throughout, and you get to see Ron Jeremy watching a little. The set here is a casting couch set, with Jeremy using an older style camera to capture the footage, which the director pans to from time to time. Overall, however, it’s Valentine doing a lot of the action, giving you a lesson in how to give a woman oral pleasure. This is just the women having sex, and that’s it, the end comes through and we go back to the apartment from before.

In the apartment the hippies just talk about how the future. Things are somewhat normal, the hippy house is dark, and Hatcher is playing a bass guitar. Stacy is given an offer to stay but she decides to go to a movie set where she’s going to be in a science fiction movie.

On the movie set we see Davia Ardell talking to the director, and he’s playing an Ed Wood of sorts. There’s another guy that is in frame that is looking like Bela Lugosi. It’s funny to see. This is a scene that features an Ed Wood looking scenario. This is a hilarious send up to Ed Wood, and I had a good laugh at how it was playing out.

The next scene features Davia Ardell and Jonathan Morgan having sex. It starts with a blow job, and then moves into full blown sex, with Jonathan Morgan pretending to be Ed Wood, which is funny to say the least. Davia Ardell has the body so similar to Stacy Valentine’s that I almost thought it was her. She’s got different hair and hands, but the rest seems similar, and this scene showcased enough of that. Davia Ardell goes in for a blow job, and the two commence with having sex on set of a movie. The scene is adequate, with Ardell moaning a lot and Morgan going at it from behind, using his knees to and torso to dive into the Ardell’s waiting pelvis. The two go through a few positions, but since they are outdoors, there’s not a lot to it. There’s no condom use here, and the music is a psychedelic push that isn’t half bad, it’s just instrumentals that loop after a while with some nice guitar work. Morgan stays up for the challenge and does nearly all the work wearing sunglasses, as Ardell receives every push forward. After a great deal of pumping, Morgan cums on Davia Ardell’s face, and that’s the end. This isn’t a huge money shot at all, but it is functional, for the sequence.

There’s a quick cut to Billy Bob driving a truck and he says he’s coming to save Stacy. Then we go back to the scene of the movie being filmed, and it features Julian and Vince Vouyer in grass skirts calling for Congo, the ape. This is supposed to be a monster flick like King Kong, but it is beyond hilarious to see how it works out. When the frame starts it shows that the director is “Dead Wood”, which is a nice tribute. The two guys run into a hut and take out Stacy Valentine to sacrifice to the big ape, and you get a King Kong looking sequence which isn’t terrible, but it’s definitely low budget and just hilarious to see. They put in a midget stunt double and Congo picks her up and takes her away from the scene, and that’s it. After a few moments we see Stacy Valentine come out and the scene ends.

Meanwhile at the psychedelic pad of Steve Hatcher we see the hippy couple surrounded in smoke. Billy Bob shows up and is shocked to see what is going on. Bob asks where Stacy is, and eventually they give her information and Billy Bob runs out ending the scene.

Moving right along Ed Wood’s parody says that the movie is a wrap. The two guys then ask Stacy to come with them so that they can show her a few moves. They then go into a hut where there’s a bed in place, and they start to work through a few kinks.

Stacy Valentine immediately starts blowing Julian, and Vince Vouyer. Vouyer isn’t hard immediately, but Julian gets it up first, and that’s what Stacy really focuses on to start. However, within a few minutes of tugging along, Vince gets up too. It’s always awkward to see male stars tugging and not hard ready to go, but this one worksout well enough because within a few minutes Vince Vouyer sticks it into Stacy without a condom, and just pushes through with gusto. There are a few position changes before long, and the guys switch up. Vouyer lays down while Julian goes in from behind, and the two exchange positions, and partner up to go through various holes. At one point I almost caught a boom mic around the 1 hour and 12 minute mark and that’s funny to me. This is a standard sex scene at times, with Stacy moaning, psychedelic music coming through, and the hut set looking like a Tikki Bar. Fans of Stacy Valentine will love her double teamed here, especially with two facials here. First Vince drops a load on her face, then Julian follows up. I was expecting a double penetration spot, but that didn’t happen. When the guys cum, she gives them one last blow, which is always sexy, and that’s the end of this sex scene. It’s not very long, mind you, but it works out well enough, with Stacy seeming to enjoy herself in this one overall.

After the sex is over, Billy Bob shows up and tries to steal Stacy Valentine. However, as he tries to take her away, Steve Hatcher the hippy shows up and knocks out Billy Bob. The two kiss and get into the Mustang and Stacy says, “This time I’m going to give you a little piece of my heart”, and that’s the end of the showcase.

I give “A Little Piece of My Heart” a 3 out of 5.

Overall, Stacy Valentine is one of my favorite starlets from the mid-1990s. In this movie, she does a lot. Don’t get me wrong, her acting is good, she has a magnetism to her role, but the overall sex, and plotting is a bit off, and kind of boring. Without her pushing things forward, and more fascinating sex, it’s just another release. I will admit, there are a couple of good sex scenes, but that doesn’t get it past the 3 out of 5.

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Aroused (1985)

Aroused (1985) Cover

Today we are visiting the year 1985 for a movie that was ordered to be destroyed in the United States. The only way that you can get this movie is to get an edited version on DVD, have the original VHS tape from what it was released, the original movie reels from the premier of the movie in theaters, or if you bought it outside of the United States. I currently don’t know any companies that sell this, and I happened upon a copy of this at a yard sale where a guy was selling a box of porn. Lucky me, I guess? This is a movie that starts Josephine Carrington, Sheri St. Clair, Traci Lords, Tom Byron, Ali Moore, Greg Derek, Peter North, and Steve Powers. The movie is called, “Aroused” and it was released in 1985, and stars, well, you know that it stars Traci Lords. But is it any good? Well, let’s see what the movie is about.

The opening of the movie features Lords in a car with whom I assume is a young Tom Byron, I can’t really tell at first glance. The scene features a guy asking Lords to get ready for a night of fun and that she should allow the people she will meet to help her become uninhibited. She is then taken to a house where a few women start to undress her and then put a collar on her. They then move her to what is for sure, Tom Byron. Tom Byron is waiting with his pants off, a leather jacket on and sunglasses on.

The women blindfold Traci Lords and ask her to blow Tom Byron. The first major scene features Traci Lords learning how to blow with Tom Byron. Meanwhile there are two women trying to show her, and another woman getting naked. Tom Byron says that she needs to practice a bit, and one of the ladies volunteers to show her how to do it. She then takes off Lords’ blindfold and shows her on Tom Byron how to blow someone properly. The opening blow job scene features Josephine Carrington, Sheri St. Clair, Traci Lords, and Tom Byron. It goes from a tutorial to all of the women tasting Byron, and then him cumming onto Lords’ mouth. The best part is after he cums Lords continues to lick and suck, creating one hell of a ending point, and definitely an interesting opener for this movie. The set is a well lit mansion, with the ladies being classic 1980s porno women, all natural, not shaved, big hair, and of course Lords with her curly hair.

The scene changes and we see Lords typing at a typewriter. Yes, a real typewriter, since this is 1985 after all. She takes a break from writing a novel or a story, and she gets a pair of binoculars out and starts to look at the neighbors. She tries to see what is going on, and it seems like they are fighting. But in reality, they are just making up, and eventually start to kiss. There’s some soft piano music playing, and Lords watches with her binoculars as the two start to make out a little.

Sex comes through next and it features Ali Moore and Greg Derek. The music changes to a pop song, and the two start to get it on. Greg Derek is a blonde haired man in his late 20s from what it appears, and Ali Moore has brown hair tight body, natural breasts, and not shaved. There’s no condoms in these 1980s movies, so it’s all straight forward sex. The pop song throws me off, the set here is an average apartment bedroom, with lackluster wallpaper, and interior design. Ali Moore gives an ok blow job, the camera moving forward into it a bit and the song really getting annoying. Moore looks like a fourth grade teacher, with a short hair cut that goes almost to her shoulders. The sex is adequate, a little bit of moaning, nothing too crazy, and just forward progress. The music shifts after the two go through 69, and it turns into a techno 1980s beat. Eventually Greg Derek cums on Moore’s pubic hair and that’s the end of the scene. A somewhat lackluster sex scene with minimal chemistry between the two.

On the other end, Traci Lords is getting aroused and she decides to touch herself a little before she calls a friend. The two start talking about how it’s hard to write a novel, and that Lords can’t complete her novel because she keeps thinking about sex. Her friend then tells her to have sex with her man and it’ll all go away.

This leads them to hanging up, and we see the next sex scene start. The next scene features Peter North and Kristara Barrington enjoying oral sex to start. Barrington has red heels and a blueish green dress on. North is young, athletic, and has serious chemistry with the brunette that is not shaved at all. The two start on a makeshift bed in front of a fire place, and it’s the most passionate the movie has gotten thus far, at around 28 minutes. Barrington is an Asian woman and moans quite a bit to start. The sex goes multiple positions, with a lot of attention paid to the insertion of Peter North, and he’s truly enjoying himself in this one. The two go at it a good amount of time, and then Peter North delivers a good money shot with a lot of cum, even getting it into Barrington’s hair. The two laugh about it, and that’s it. This was a long one take shot, with Peter North and Kristara Barrington really enjoying the sex, and a lot of moaning from Barrington. The money shot was classic North, and this scene really makes for an otherwise boring movie.

We go back to Traci Lords home and Steve Powers shows up. He says that she needs to take a break. She doesn’t think so, and kicks him out of the house. But he barges back in and is upset. He says that he can help her relax, but she refuses.

Steve Powers says that she is going to relax even if he has to force her, so we get a cut from the writing table and to a bed where the two are naked. Steve Powers and Traci Lords start with oral, and the sex scene goes well, as it is the second to last showcase. The scene is in a bedroom, and it’s lit a bit better than the previous scene, although the tape I have is in need of a remaster. Lords and Powers work well together, he seems to know what buttons to press and make Lords moan a bit. The music here is a jazzy saxophone tune, which isn’t bad, but isn’t great either. The two go into 69 and it’s not too bad, but Lords isn’t moaning as much by this point. The two go through multiple positions, including doggy style, and before long Powers is getting ready to blow. Lords moans a lot in this scene, and Powers gives a good performance, while the director chooses to move back and forth with the angles. There’s a hinge of authenticity to this scene, and it really is more than just another sex scene, which I’m sure Traci Lords’ fans are going to enjoy. The sequence ends abruptly, without a money shot.

After the sex we are back to the typewriter and Traci Lords is just typing away. After this, the camera focuses back on the mansion from the beginning of the film, and we are treated to one last orgy.

The orgy in this movie’s final sex scene features Josephine Carrington, Sheri St. Clair, Traci Lords, Steve Powers, and Tom Byron. The women take turn having sex with both Powers and Byron, and everyone involved seems to enjoy the process. There’s a lot of moaning, some decent oral sex, and all the women taking turns going at it with the men. This is a loud one, so if you have it turned up, you may wake the neighbors. Of course, Traci is quite loud, but it’s also Barrington, and St. Clair that make some noise. There are authentic orgasms here, with a focus on loud moaning, and legitimate sex with a very young Tom Byron. Byron eventually cums on Lords’ stomach and it’s one hell of an ender.

The movie ends with Steve Powers and Traci Lords repeating the same thing from the beginning of the film, and that’s it. She puts on a pair of panties, and we get the credits to roll, and that’s the end of this movie from 1985.

I give “Aroused” a 3 out of 5.

This movie wasn’t great. It had a decent plot, and it features some good camera work, ok music, and it had some interesting sex scenes. If you’re a fan of Traci Lords and can hunt this one down legally, go for it. She moans, screams, and enjoys herself throughout. Tom Byron fans will love his youth, and Peter North’s performance was definitely good. However, as a whole, the scenes were a bit short, the transfer wasn’t grand, and some of the sex was a bit boring. It’s not a great porn, but it’s a testament to the 1985 movie going experience, and therefore it should get at least a 3 out of 5.

Nasty Nurses (1983) Review

Nasty Nurses (1983) Poster 

After dipping into the modern world of porno, I wanted to go back to the past, and that’s where we are today. We are going all the way back to 1983. This movie was definitely one of the many features that were shown on the big screen, and it stars a great deal of people that were part of the greater porn industry in the 1980s. It’s a straight forward sexual movie, and it has all the trappings of what you’d expect from that era, from natural breasts, to natural pubic hair, to interesting music selections for the sex. The movie is also on film grain, and it is painfully obvious that it was meant for a theater, not home video. This movie is called “Nasty Nurses” and it is from 1983. It stars Janey Robbins, Herschel Savage, Becky Savage, Paul Thomas, John Holmes, Misty Dawn, Kimberly Carson, David Sanders, Dominique, Paul Baressi, and Kay Parker. This is a who’s who list of porno actors from the 1980s, and the only one missing seems to be Ron Jeremy.

The opening sequence is of a hospital exterior, with the credits rolling. We then move to the interior and within a few minutes we are getting into the sex.

Janey Robbins and Herschel Savage start making out in a room inside the hospital. Robbins is a brunette with natural breasts, tanned skin, and a dirty mouth. Herschel Savage is your every man at this point, and he gets into the action fast, getting hard and then getting oral from Robbins, before he starts giving her oral on a hospital bed. The two keep up the dirty talk as the scene progresses and showcases exactly what you’d expect from sex in the 1980s porno world. The camera and lighting are a bit dim, the music is classic 1980s synth rock. The dirty talk is terrible, and the two don’t share a lot of charisma to be honest. The sex starts and it’s not bad. The two have a bit of a struggle to start, but eventually Savage just goes in deep putting Robbin’s leg up nearly over her head to get more leverage. There’s a focus on missionary position at one point, then the two start to go faster and the camera kind of shows off what is going on here and there, full bush, no condoms. Eventually the two go into doggy style, and all the while Robbins keeps her stockings on. The two have sex for a while before she starts to blow Savage for the ending. He eventually cums and Robbins uses her hands to get every ounce out before kissing and licking up Savage’s body. Not a bad opening scene, but only about 10 minutes long, with a focus on a few positions that’s all.

The scene fades to black then comes back. It’s the two waking up in a hospital bed together needing to get back to work. Herschel Savage is a doctor here, and we’re left to assume that Janey Robbins is a nurse. The doctor goes through the hallways and then gets to work. There’s a bit of good acting here, and the camera follows the doctor as he talks to others in the hallway. We find that the doctor is a surgeon, and yells at one of the administrators on his way to rounds. The set here is 100% real, it is a full hospital setting, and the acting is far better than anything I’ve seen in the 1990s for this site thus far. The sets, the sound, the acting, the background, and everything comes together as a “movie” not just a porno. Even the wardrobe is good here. It’s fascinating to say the least.

The story moves forward with the nurses talking about whether or not our main character nurse wants to move to a new job. They start gossiping, and then you get to the nurses changing room. There’s some gossip in there and they all start talking about who is dating who and the likes. It’s like an episode of “Grey’s Anatomy”, with a focus on the larger story. The hospital may be shutting down, and everyone is worried about what could very well be next for the crew.

Moving forward we are taken to where a nurse is massaging a patient. The nurse says that she is in charge and that the patient has to take orders from her. He starts to feel up the nurse, and the 1980s new wave music starts to work through. But before anything could happen, rounds begin with several doctors coming in to talk about what injuries he has. I cannot express how well the acting is in this movie, compared to nearly all other pornos from the 1990s. You had to act, which is kind of cool. The doctors leave and the nurse leaves for a moment. She looks down the hallway and then closes the door, and locks it. The music comes back and you know what is going to happen next, right?

Becky Savage and Paul Thomas start to work through a passionate nurse and patient sex scene. I have a thing for nurses, so this whole movie concept is interesting to me. Becky Savage is a thin, pale, brunette with short hair and a 1980s nurses outfit. The two start to caress and kiss, and this leads to removing clothing, but slowly. The nurse gets on her knees and starts blowing Paul Thomas and he’s a bit larger than your average male. He starts to thrust into the nurses mouth and keeps wondering if he’s going to get in trouble. While he gets blown he uses his hands up the nurse’s skirt, and this scene really takes off. Not all clothing comes off here, and the end is just Thomas cumming onto Becky Savage’s face, and that’s it. The scene ends with just a blow job, and it’s a good one. No nurse has ever treated me that good, that’s for sure. For a blow job scene, it’s quite good.

The movie then goes back to the drama of the story. The doctor and his nurse are talking and they are wondering if this is the last day for the hospital. A lot of time is spent building the next part of the plot. As far as movies are concerned, I can see why these pornos have so much plot. The reason for this was because they were shown in porno theaters and you wanted to have more than just pure sex. I personally don’t like gonzo movies, so I appreciate the time taken to build a full story around the porn that is being shot. I won’t go into detail with every single thing that is said, but it’s a main story of complaining patients, a possible shutdown of the hospital, and nurses trying to keep everything in order.

After some discourse we move to the next sex scene. The sex scene features Misty Dawn and John Holmes, yes that John Holmes. There’s a slick 1980s tune that starts, and Holmes immediately takes Dawn’s panties off. She’s not shaved. She’s petite, has curly brunette hair, and the two start to make out a little before the clothes come off. Dawn deep throats Holmes, and it is truly a sight to see. The two get into 69, and the process is a little slow to start. Holmes is NOT very hard during this scene, at least not for a good part of the beginning. He does have a big penis, and it is all him, but getting a huge erection in 1983, I guess wasn’t on the cards? He has more facial hair than in his previous movies, and is most likely into his full drug days. A pair of stirrups come up and Misty Dawn’s legs are put up. Perhaps a pump was used, as Holmes grabs the base of his penis and then goes all the way in for this sex scene. He doesn’t have very many moves, mind you, he’s just very big, so he uses that to his advantage, while Dawn stays in her stirrups. She asks Holmes to stick it in her ass, and he obliges, going into anal sex for a while, before he cums, but not a tremendous display. The director cuts the film at the 37 minute and 33 second mark because of it. This is a lackluster scene, but Misty Dawn is lovely, and well looks great even with Holmes not being grand.

A quick exterior scene is shown, and then we are amidst the doctor talking to his wife. It’s Herschel Savage and a brunette talking about how he didn’t come home at night. Again, the drama is turned up, and the acting is quite good.

After some mundane nursing elements, we are sent to a back office where we see Kimberly Carson and David Sanders hanging out. Kimberly Carson has a short brunette hairstyle, like a rocker from the Sunset Strip, and is wearing white lingerie, while David Sanders looks like a hippy out of the 1970s. Caron starts to striptease and in comes the jazz funk sounds. Kimberly Carson and David Sanders are involved in this backroom sex scene.

Before you get to see the sex, however, the camera cuts to the doctors washing up for surgery. This is spliced in, and then you go back to the backroom, where there’s now a bed, and both actors naked.

Kimberly Carson delivers a slow and easy blow job to David Sanders. This is a short romp, with a lot of hair, neither person shaved, and your traditional positions, with a funky soundtrack that is a mix of rock and jazz and bass. Carson moans a little, Sanders keeps at it until he finishes, and this may be the least provocative sex scene I’ve seen in a long time. It’s laughable how bad this is, but hey, it’s 1983, so I guess that’s ok. Eventually Sanders finishes on Carson’s pubic hair and that’s the end of this scene. It’s a short, very stale sex romp.

Moving forward, we are treated to a surgical scene. The doctors are talking while in surgery, and the attention to the sets is incredible here. You are going to be absolutely floored by the production value that is given to this porno. The drama runs deep and during surgery the patient dies on the table. The drama keeps moving up and it’s just a rough spot.

The movie transitions to Savage smoking in his office. Savage then talks to a nurse and says that she is going to Chicago, and that the two may not have a future. There’s a love triangle going on, and well, it’s a sad point with piano music and the realization that there’s an end to the relationship between this doctor and nurse. This really pulls at your heart strings.

The movie continues to a nurse talking to a patient. This time around it’s Dominique and Paul Baressi that are going to engage in some sex. This scene isn’t that great. Dominique has long black, wavy hair, and Paul Baressi looks like a creeper with a thin mustache, and is in a hospital bed. Soft, sensual music plays and Dominique goes in for a blow job. Baressi does get hard after a spell, but this is a slow moving scene. The two move from oral to sex on a hospital bed, and it’s not that great. It only takes a few minutes before Baressi cums, and really, this was the weakest of the sex scenes. Back in 1983, you didn’t have to last long apparently, you could just have sex in a few minutes and that’s that. This was a lousy scene to say the least.

The movie transitions to the doctor leaving from the long day. A janitor is vacuuming, and just continues to do so while the doctor goes to his mansion somewhere. He gets home and seeks out his wife, named Joyce. She is played by Kay Parker, one of Mick Foley’s favorite porno stars. After the couple talk, the movie concludes with a sensual love making scene.

Kay Parker and Herschel Savage play husband and wife in the bedroom, in a sensual sex scene. If you haven’t seen a Kay Parker scene before, you will denote that she has high cheek bones, curly black hair, and a full bush. She has large natural breasts, and she moans a lot during oral. Herschel Savage starts with oral, and lots of kissing. Eventually, with no condom mind you, Kay Parker gets on top and the two start to engage in sex. The two grind each other, and then the two intensely switch positions and start getting more active. The music is a classic 1980s synth guitar instrumental. The set is your classic bedroom set, with minimal lighting. Kay Parker has very large natural breasts and they swing and hang, as the two go forward with their love making session she moans and says, “I will always love you”. After some time Herschel asks Parker to hold her breasts together and he goes Russian and then cums in between her breasts, and then spouts the lines, “I’m not going anywhere baby”, and then kisses her passionately. The two truly look like a married couple as the movie ends, and we get the credits.

I give “Nasty Nurses” a 3 out of 5.

I know, I gave a lot of praise to the quality of the acting, the plot, and so much more. However, since this is a porno, the sex has some measure of rating too. I didn’t hate this movie, mind you, but aside from a couple of ok sex scenes, it’s really just a B-level cable porno movie. Yes, it’s hardcore, but it’s not long winded, and really pushes the plot more than the actual sex. It’s not a great showcase of sex, but it’s not a terrible one either. I’m conflicted because I want to rate it higher, but the sex just isn’t grand, with the exception of possibly two scenes, and one blow job scene which is not half bad. As far as nurse porno movies are concerned, this is not a great one, but it’s serviceable none the less, a solid 3 out of 5. If you can find it on VHS or DVD, go for it.

Motel Blue (1998) Review

Motel Blue (1998) Poster 

It’s always interesting to go back to the late 1990s for me. The reason why is because that’s where I first cut my teeth in reviewing and watching a lot of adult features. I mean, they were on the Spice Network, so it was a little different, but it was all that I could get at the time. I used to see Kobe Tai in a lot of movies, and wanted to make sure that I picked out one of her features to review for this website, and well, that’s what we are doing today. Today, we are going to be going back to the 1998 release from Vivid Video called, “Motel Blue”. This movie from 1998 stars Timber, Joel Lawrence, Kobe Tai, Lexi Leigh, Marc Wallice, Jamie Leigh, Billy Glide, Deva Station, and Jacklyn Lick. It is shot on film, and it shows. I love when porno movies are shot on film, it gives the quality of the movie a higher grain and focus. With this one, you could swear that this will be played on the silver screen, but of course, it’s 1998, and there are few theaters still playing adult features.

The movie starts with a voice over from Kobe Tai. She talks about how her town is small, and that she doesn’t think it’s so bad. She then goes to work at a small motel, and she takes over the front desk. As she commands the front desk, and a random dude shows up and gets Room 69. The dude then gets in his car, where a blonde-haired woman is waiting, and that’s it. The movie builds you up to a plot that is heavy on the mundane, which is just motel focused. Kobe Tai pushing a laundry basket for instance, and just going through motions of motel work. If you like plot heavy movies, that have visual design that goes beyond just a black couch, then you’re going to love this. The set is treated like a movie, not a porno, and the movements are treated with a bit more clarity and art to them. Even though there’s sex involved. As Kobe Tai does laundry, she finds that she can hear into Room 69, and so she decides to see if she can get a glance at what is going on, and sure enough, she can peep right into the room. She gets on a small step stool and watches it go down.

The first sex scene starts at around 6 minutes, mind you, and it’s a cheap motel, as the title suggests. It starts with Timber and Joel Lawrence. The two aren’t familiar to me. Joel Lawrence has brown curly hair, and is not a large guy, just normal white dude. Timber is a blonde-haired woman with fake breasts, shaved completely, with long nails. She looks to be in her 30s here, at least from the caked on makeup that covers up a great deal of her expressions, and she seems to have a bit of chemistry with Lawrence as they go through oral. Lawrence gets hard and Timber blows him for a little bit before she asks him to give her some, and he obliges with doggy style off the side of the bed, spanking her a bit. Meanwhile, Kobe Tai watches and starts to touch herself. The focus however is on Timber and Lawrence, the two seem to engage in some extra focused sex, with real sweat and some great reactions. While they are doing it, Kobe Tai has to go to the front desk.

At the front desk, there is a couple that wants a room. They want the penthouse suite, so they get Room 20, and that’s it. The couple just get to the room, and that’s about it. The guy at the front desk has a pony tail and starts talking dirty to Kobe Tai. She is coy at first, and the dude keeps talking and asks her to visit the room a little later. She then smiles, and then goes back to watching Timber and Joel Lawrence.

What makes the Joel Lawrence and Timber scene so good is that the director doesn’t stop for sweat. There’s a constant take, and the two build up to a good climax. Timber’s performance here starts well enough, but as it goes forward, she seems to be over acting a bit, which is fine, but it’s not needed if you ask me. She keeps looking at the camera at times, and the director keeps cutting to Kobe Tai watching them on the step stool in the laundry room. The sex ends with Timber pleasing herself while Lawrence masturbates to a climax, cumming on Timber’s leg and vagina and that’s it. The scene cuts, and we are taken back to the mundane world of running a motel.

Kobe Tai is walking around and sees a couple carrying what seems to be a body around the parking lot. She decides to hide behind a trash can, then goes back to the front desk area where she can watch what is going on in Room 20. She looks in and it shows the couple counting a lot of money, and then starting to kiss.

The next sex scene features Marc Wallice, Lexi Leigh, and eventually Kobe Tai. It initially is just Lexi Leigh and Marc Wallice, but Marc hears something so he goes out to see what it is. She finds Kobe Tai and asks her to join in. This is a threeway sexual romp that features two women and one man. Lexi Leigh is a tall blonde haired, curvaceous California looking girl with a pierced tongue. Kobe Tai is a slim, short Asian woman, and Marc Wallice looks like a broke ass Rob Van Dam. The scene features Kobe Tai in a maid’s dress, and no underpants. The trio start to make out, and then start going into oral sex, and it’s a slow moving process. Marc Wallice goes down on Tai while Lexi Leigh gets oral from Kobe. This fulfills several fantasy elements at once, with the tall blonde getting a bit of love, while the petite Asian also gets in the mix. Wallice and the women are all shaved for the most part, and the scene transitions from kissing and oral, into straight forward sex. No condom is used in this one, and Lexi Leigh is the first one to get into the action with Wallice, while Tai kisses him. Tai takes a turn riding, both women moaning with pleasure and again, there’s no break for sweating or anything, allowing the scene to go naturally through the throws of passion. There are several positions, and lots of oral, giving everyone a great deal of work through the scene, and sweating up a storm in a seedy motel setting. The money shot arrives at around the 28 minute mark and Wallice finishes on Leigh’s butt, and that’s the end of this very sweaty scene.

The movie continued, and this time around you see Kobe Tai back in uniform doing laundry. She goes to pull a blanket and finds out that there’s a dead man in the laundry. She then covers him up and runs to the office. She tries to call someone to no avail. A red haired woman comes to the front desk with sunglasses on and starts up a minor conversation with Kobe Tai’s character. The two go out to get some ice, and that’s it. Nothing comes of this. However, the set reminds me of a movie starring Asia Carrera called “The Bitch”. Now I’ll have to go and look that up to see if it’s the same set, but other than that, this scene is mundane. Kobe Tai’s character goes to talk to the redhead after she peers in on her through a peephole. She runs across the parking lot, but we are taken to another room.

In this new room we see Jamie Leigh and Billy Glide filming a makeshift porno movie. Jamie Leigh is a blonde short-haired woman with fake breasts. Billy Glide is your typical California looking dude. The scene goes directly into sex, and you see a scene within a scene as Glide goes forward to putting his penis into Leigh. Leigh also uses a vibrator at the same time, and both are almost completely shaved. Leigh looks a little older here, and a bit rough for wear. There’s not a lot of noise on this one, no music, no condoms, and just the buzzing from the vibrator throughout. At one point Glide goes for anal and just rails Leigh with his movements. The finish comes with Glide cumming on a television set, I kid you not. That’s the ending.

Meanwhile, Kobe Tai’s character looks in on the happenings via a pair of binoculars. Once this is over Tai goes over to the redhead’s room and starts up a conversation. She walks into the room and meets the redhead which is played by Deva Station. Deva gets undressed and leaves Kobe Tai’s character in the room and the two started to chat a little about drugs and life. Then they get talking about the dead body that was found. Deva talks about being a dancer in a gentleman’s club.

The next scene shows Deva Station and Jacklyn Lick having lesbian sex at a bar. The two drop their panties, keep their heels on, and go to town on one another with precision oral, fingers, and more. If you’re a fan of lesbian sex, you’ll love this one, as it plays out with some great sensuality, and some smooth jazz music. The two seem to have genuine chemistry in this scene, and the film grain adds to the quality of the movie, with a saxophone playing in the background. I liked it a lot, and I’m not usually a fan of these scenes, but this had a little creative push. Deva Station has red hair, perky breasts a tongue piercing, and Jacklyn Lick is a tall brunette milf looking woman with a tongue piercing. The two enjoy a sensual scene with a vibrator, their tongues, and all that you could want from a lesbian scene.

The movie continues with Deva Station narrating, and we get to find out what really happened between her and Lick after the sex and dancing was done. The story moves forward with the two running away from their lives and heading to the motel for a new life. The movie shows a POV scene where the two ladies shoot the camera with a gun, and then try to get rid of the body. This is an odd scene that has a heart beating. Then we see Lick leaving Deva Station behind and that’s that.

The narration ends and Kobe Tai goes in for a kiss on Deva Station, and the two start a lesbian sex scene. This is a pure lesbian sex scene and features what you’d expect from two women. They use their hands, fingers, tongues, and go into 69 of sorts, and they just do it all in the motel room set. There’s light jazz music playing here, and the camera goes in close at times. If you’re looking for a tutorial on how to please a woman with your tongue, you can learn a lot from these two, which have a great deal of chemistry in the scene, and a lot of moaning and pleasure throughout. This is a great lesbian scene with some real chemistry between the actresses, and a beautiful look at the body’s and what is going on. There are genuine orgasms here, and perhaps one of the better lesbian sex scenes I’ve reviewed for this blog thus far. You will definitely be turned on by the way that these women take care of business, that’s for sure.

The scene ends, and we are back to the front desk. Kobe Tai says nothing really happened on her shift, and that’s the end. She walks out of the front door, and the sun is shining. She has a piece of paper and a pencil in her hand, and just looks at a few things outside before the screen showcases the motel sign and fades to black, end of the movie.

I give “Motel Blue” a 3 out of 5.

I know, you expect more from this rating, but honestly, there are only two good scenes in this whole thing. I liked the plotting and that raised the movie up a lot more. The film grain is great, the chemistry is good here and there, but aside from Kobe Tai’s performance, there’s not much to this movie. Some of the acting is over done, some of it is awful, and while it’s functional, it just leaves you wanting something more. I did enjoy Kobe Tai’s acting though, which gives this a solid 3, and that’s about it. Good work, just not a great one.

Fans of Kobe Tai will want to purchase this movie for their collection, but if you’re not a huge fan of hers, you may not want to check it out. You can buy “Motel Blue” by clicking here, and seeing Kobe Tai in her prime.

A Milf’s Tale 2 (2011) Review

A Milf's Tale 2 (2011) DVD Cover

I’m a big fan of Raylene. I love seeing her interviews, and her work is always interesting to me. I’ve been a fan of Raylene since I first saw her in “Weekend Warriors” on the Spice Network. When I saw that she starred in “A Milf’s Tale 2”, I had to get the movie and see what it was like. Well, I wasn’t disappointed, Raylene is an amazing woman, but this movie is a bit more of a gonzo movie than anything else. I am not a fan of gonzo movies, but this wasn’t half bad. The movie stars L.T. Brooke Jameson, Jewels Jade, Jessica Dawn, Kerry Louise, Shay Fox, and Raylene. L.T. is the only guy in all of the scenes, and that’s it.

The movie works well enough, and it starts with L.T. sitting with Raylene. He is talking about ideas for his new book. He says that he has a lot of ideas in mind, and he just wants to get a few ideas as to what he should work on next. Raylene gives him some guidance, and he says he’d think about it. He starts to think about what he can do, and we get into the sex elements, but not without a little bit of plot and acting.

The first scene features Jewels Jade and L.T. at the gym. The two are just lifting weights and working on the machines in a gym. L.T. asks Jewels Jade for a spot on the weight lifting bench, and keeps watching her work out. Jewels Jade is a top notch milf, and she’s dressed for the gym, is thin, and stretches a bit in front of the camera. The camera does well to show off her toned, tanned body, as she’s a brunette that has been modified slightly. She reminds me of an escort that was in the Los Angeles area for a while, but has since retired. At one point during this scene she takes off her shoes and socks, then she starts to take her yoga pants off, revealing that she has no underwear on. This strip process leads L.T. to stop lifting weights and watch her undress. Jewels Jade goes to give L.T. a spot on the weight bench and puts her shaven vagina on his face, and he starts to give her oral. She starts to moan with passion, then goes topless as he continues to deliver oral. This toned, milf is tanned, has implants, is fully shaved, and has long black hair. She is muscular, and just looks great overall. She has a few tattoos, and honestly, she is very hot. She does a lot of talking, and gets L.T. hard, and you’re thrown into the sex fast. L.T. gets hard fast, and that’s always a good sign. The two go into 69 on the weight lifting bench, and all of your fantasies about going to the gym are realized in this scene. After some oral moments, the two strip off all of their clothes, and start to have sex on the workout bench. It starts with doggy and Jewels Jade is very vocal, playing up the focus, while L.T. spanks her hard. If you like vocal women, then you’ll like this, as the scene intensifies, Jade really goes loud, but it doesn’t seem “genuine”, it seems like “acting” to me, but I could be wrong. The two go through several positions in this one, and it lasts quite a while, with a great deal of athleticism and flexibility shown, which makes this an interesting watch. There’s a point where L.T. goes for anal, and it’s well received, even though he’s larger in size, he goes through putting it in to Jewels Jade with ease, and she seems to like it a lot. They go through several positions in anal, on the workout bench before he finishes on Jewels Jade’s face, and that’s the end of this scene. It’s a very long, very loud scene, and it’s very interesting to see as far as modern porn is concerned. Jewels Jade is very dramatic, and well, it seems a bit much for me, and I don’t know if this is genuine. She takes it all on her face and mouth, and moans all the way to the end. She even swallows a little, and then blows L.T. a bit before she leaves and the scene fades to black.

We go back to Raylene and L.T. talking about the book in her office. The two talk about the next sequence in the book, and we get to see the story a bit.

In the next scene we see Brooke Jameson walking in high heels towards L.T. Brooke Jameson looks a little like Jenna Jameson, although she has much larger breasts, and is a bit older. She walks and takes off her top, then immediately starts kissing L.T. Brooke Jameson has a large tattoo on the small of her back, piercings on her face, and blonde hair with a few brown streaks in it. She immediately gets on her knees and we start another sex scene. There’s no music here, L.T. and Brooke Jameson immediately start getting into sex. It starts with oral, and she’s quite talented, as you hear just her moaning a bit and the sound of rushing water in what appears to be a pool area of a mansion. The blow job sequence takes a bit of time, and you get a full look at what L.T. is working with, which isn’t gigantic, but definitely a bit above average. As the camera moves back, you see that Brooke Jameson has a lot of body work done, and she likes to be spanked. She also has a clit piercing. The two start having sex on a lawn chair outside, and it’s not half bad, but Jameson is quiet for the most part. She doesn’t moan much, and while L.T. is throwing down a lot of work, she doesn’t seem to be as loud as others. The two move to the inside of the house and then go through various positions, some deep throating, and just work through all the sexual elements you’d expect from modern porn. It’s a bit fast at times, a bit sensual at others, and Jameson finally starts to moan a lot more. She gets into it a great deal at the 56 minute mark, and you can tell that the two start to get real chemistry, as they start to sweat as they move forward with sex. Jameson reminds me a little of Dana Brooke. L.T. starts to slap Jameson’s breasts really hard, and the two laugh and seem to enjoy themselves quite a bit. There’s a few points where they get into anal, and after a bit of momentum, L.T. finishes on Jameson’s face, and that’s the end of this scene.

The next sequence shows L.T. talking to Raylene and trying to come up with another idea for the book. You then see our star at his desk reading some paperwork before he walks over to talk to some coworkers. This is an office scene which features two very lovely and different looking ladies.

In the next scene L.T. gets to handle two women, and it’s all in the office. If you have an office fantasy, then you’re going to love how this one goes down, making it quite difficult to focus on reviewing the subject matter because it is a fantasy world that we have all gone into at one point or another. It starts with deep throating from a Latina with very large breasts, dark brown reddish hair, and a knack for oral. This goes on for a while, and in the midst of having sex, a second woman comes in, the boss it seems. So what you get here is Jessica Dawn, Kerry Louise, and L.T. having sex in a threeway in the office. Again there’s no music here, just pure sex and the sounds of slurping, and skin hitting against another. The surprise walk in with the coworker is a nice touch, and the movement forward to a threesome is well received, and is quite sensual. One woman is ebony and one is Latina, and both get some action here. Both are shaved, there is no condom, and it’s an all out sexual romp that you will no doubt have a hard time not watching fully. After getting into the action with both women, L.T. cums on both faces and there’s a great deal of moaning and kissing as well as exchanging cum, which is always fun to see.

After the scene, we are back to Raylene and L.T. talking and Raylene sits down on his lap. This is the ultimate fantasy land for me. Raylene has one hell of a smile, and she does so well with acting in this option, and eventually gives L.T. a very sensual kiss before we get to the next scene.

The next scene has L.T. in a mansion and he sees a woman on the second floor. The woman is Shay Fox, a milf porn actress that has a lot of curves, long legs, and short hair. She has big breasts, and looks every bit 40 and up, although not your mini van soccer mom type. She is in heels, tanned, and looks amazing, fit, and has a few tattoos. Shay Fox and L.T. have sex on a white couch. There is no music during the action, and the camera shows the insertion a lot more than any other angles. Fox moans a bit, but not that much. She gives a lot of oral, and takes L.T. deep but it’s a standard sex scene with nothing that stands out here. If you’re a fan of Shay Fox, then perhaps this will get you hard, but other than the focus on hard sex, this is nothing too grand. It actually is lesser than the other scenes in this movie, and not having any music takes it away. It’s a simple scene, and it’s supposed to illustrate having sex with a submissive, but it just seems normal to me. Fox is shaved, has a clit piercing, and does in fact look like a well-toned milf. However, the scene is a bit tame by comparison to the others. Eventually L.T. cums on her face, and that’s the end of this scene. It works well enough, but the two seem to not have the same kind of chemistry that the other performers had for this movie.

The final scene features Raylene and L.T. and it’s functional. This starts in Raylene’s office, and it’s just your average sex scene to start with her giving a blow job at first, then the movement forward to an upstairs area. However, the start is straight sex with L.T. getting blown then going to vaginal sex first, but that doesn’t last long as eventually the focus moves to anal. Raylene moans a bit and then starts to cringe a little when L.T. goes deep in anal, the harder he pushes the more she seems to respond, until he gets out and starts to give oral. The option is interesting and Raylene does in fact cum at several different stages, but you can tell that she’s not THAT into it. This is evidenced around 2 hours and 38 minutes, where she actually pushes L.T. away at one point, and he responds. The whole final sequence involves anal, so if you’re a fan of more recent Raylene scenes, then you’ll appreciate this one, but it’s painfully obvious that L.T. is going too far in his pushing and Raylene has to put her hand and arms out so that he doesn’t go too hard. After a great deal of anal, L.T. without removing his shirt for this scene, cums on Raylene’s face and the two trade a few notes before the end of the scene, and she doesn’t blow him after the fact. She still has a glorious smile. They stay in character, and it is interesting to see, but it’s obvious that Raylene doesn’t really want to be there, or at least that’s the image she shows off here, which I could be reading too much into, but that’s my opinion.

I give “A Milf’s Tale 2” a 3 out of 5.

The saving grace is the first couple of scenes which are a bit more sensual than they are straight sexual. There’s a sense of chemistry that you can get from actors at times, and you get that overall. I did like the whole movie as a whole, but hate the gonzo style. I wish there were more plot, but this is modern porn, and therefore, you are going to get gonzo elements. I liked it, but I don’t think it was that great. Half of the movie doesn’t have the same kind of chemistry as the first few scenes, and it was apparent that Raylene had mixed feelings in the end, even though L.T. was strong throughout.

You can purchase “A Milf’s Tale” and see the scenes for yourself, via streaming or on DVD. It’s not bad, but it’s not great. If you’re a fan of Raylene, this isn’t her best work, but if you’re a diehard, then you’ll love it. I still think she’s a beautiful woman, and she is in this a great deal. Raylene is beautiful, so perhaps that’s the reason to get this movie.

Stacked With Honors (1993) Review

Stacked With Honors (1993) Porn Cover

Today we are going to be going back to the year 1993 for a review of a movie that was found for this blog because of a request. There is a movie that was made for the 1990s called “Gold Diggers”. Now, I have found the scene that I wanted to check out, but I didn’t see the full movie, but I found out that the main actresses in that was Jill Kelly and Lana Sands. That’s where “Stacked With Honors” comes in. I found Lana Sands was in this movie alongside Tiffany Mynx, Randy West, Diva, Paula Price, Serenity, TT Boy, Eric Price, and others. Now, I’m not sure who “Diva” is, nor do I know some of these actors, but I do know that I wanted to see more of Lana Sands, and here we go, she is in this movie, alongside some heavy lumber. But is the movie any good? Let’s find out as we look at this porno from 1993.

The movie starts with a very low budget look. Randy West is at a desk talking about how his realities and dreams sometimes thrown together. He has a chaotic mind, and he’s writing and narrating what is going on. He calls in a secretary to proof read his work. The movie then moves forward to West looking outside and walking somewhere. He gets in his car and then drives.

At the 2 minute mark, we are shown a couple having sex. I know from other movies that this is TT Boy, but am not sure who he is having sex with. It’s not a full sex scene, it’s just bumping and grinding with fake moaning overall.

The movie moves forward to showing Lana Sands and getting introduced two a couple of blondes.

The scene changes to Randy West at a bar, he’s just getting a drink and shoots the breeze with a blonde bartender. Nothing major happens here. Randy West leaves the bar, and gets back in his car, about to drive somewhere. Meanwhile, he imagines what it would be like to have sex with the bartender. As he sits in his car, he starts imagining more of what it would be like to do the bartender, and at around 5 minutes, we are into the first sex scene.

The first sex scene features Tifffany Mynx and Randy West. There’s a bar set, and some smooth jazz that comes through. Tiffany Mynx is a tall blonde girl, with all-natural breasts, and Randy West is a legend, as you may know. The film grain on my VHS tape of this makes her hair look a little brownish, but I’m assuming it’s blonde. Mynx unrobes and heads to West and starts to blow him immediately. One thing about west, he always got hard, and while he’s not the biggest guy, he is reliable. Mynx goes down on him for a while, the smooth jazz boring me to death. She has some skills, only using her mouth, no hands, and just going through the motions. There is no money shot, the director just cuts back to Randy West in his car, and he drives back to his office.

Randy West comes back to his office and talks to his secretary, but it turns out that it’s only his imagination again. He’s in his car, and he imagines what it would be like to have sex with his secretary.

Randy West and Diva are the second sex scene, and it goes straight into reverse cowgirl while West is seated in a chair. Diva is an Asian woman that has black hair, natural breasts, and moans a lot during the scene. It’s not that great, but it’s not terrible either. There’s a heavy guitar jazz element going through, in the set of an office as the two just go through the motions of sex. Diva does a lot of the work initially, and just jumps on West hard. There’s no money shot again, West just wakes up from his day dream in his car and that’s it.

Randy West at some points in this movie looks like Sid Vicious, the pro wrestler. It made me laugh. After this scene, a tall woman shows up at an apartment and some random dude shows up and talks to TT Boy. The woman says that she has to go, and TT Boy has to study, as he’s shirtless on a couch. The dude stays behind and the two just shoot the breeze a bit.

The movie switches to a few women talking about how hard Psychology class is, and they are referring to Randy West. Randy West is a teacher, apparently, and the women talk about how he’s an interesting teacher. The women talk about how all teachers suck, and the scene switches.

We now see Randy West reading a book, talking to his secretary when he imagines her naked. This scene ends without anything major.

Up next, we see Sahara Sands and Rebecca Bardoux role playing with TT Boy. They roleplay a bit and they are all naked, except one of the girls is wearing sneakers and socks. The women are college coed types, both blonde haired, and neither with implants. They are very much California looking women, and TT Boy of course is a legend in the porno world. He starts making out with the girls, and eventually gets hard, and starts to get action. Again, no condoms here, and TT Boy is rock hard within a few seconds of starting to get blown by each woman. TT Boy gets into it with each woman, and he gets one to scream loud as he moves faster and faster. The director let this one go forward without edits, as you see each performer sweating through this, and while he switches women at one point, he just goes through each position hard, and gets the women to orgasm. It should be noted that one is not shaved, and the other is trimmed. After getting into anal at one point, he cums and that’s the money shot, showing off what is going on.

The scene abruptly ends, and it turns out that the women were just daydreaming, and that’s it.

Moving forward, we get a lot of plot movement, with Randy West imagining his secretary naked, then the students talking about him together. They all just talk about sex and different things. It’s not that good, just bad acting.

The scene shifts to two women starting to kiss on a maroon couch. This features Paula Price and Serenity going to town with a lesbian scene. The one thing about lesbian porno scenes is that they are either forced or they are genuine. I can say that this one is genuine, with Serenity really cumming several times with Paula Price. As for their looks, Serenity is a thin brunette with breast implants and a tan line from her bathing suit. Paula Price is a blonde haired girl that looks very much like a California native. The two go through the motions of oral, fingers, and more in this intimately sexual lesbian scene.

After the lesbian scene, we are taken to Randy West’s office again after a couple of students talking.

Randy West imagines having sex with the bartender form the first scene. It features Tiffany Mynx and Randy West at the bar having sex, and it’s not half bad. West is a good performer, and Mynx moans a great deal in pleasure, and the two work out a standard scene of sex.

West snaps out of it, and starts to talk to his secretary. She’s naked again.

The director switches to the students talking again, before we get back to West and his secretary talking.

The two talk until the two start to make out a little, and Diva gets on her hands and knees and blows Randy West. This scene is in his office, and it’s just a blow job scene, and nothing more. There’s no money shot here, it just kind of ends.

West leaves his office and it shows that he’s outside day dreaming, talking about how he needs to get out more.

Randy West and Tiffany Mynx is shown again, only this time it’s another position as he has her on the bar. He gets her to moan louder and even yell at one point, as the two really enjoy having sex together in this sequence. We finally get a true money shot, with West cumming on Mynx’s pubic mound.

There’s a few moments in between the next scene but it’s fast, and it has nothing to do with the plot.

We are thrown back to the dorm rooms of a school and TT Boy shows up where Lana Sands is hanging out in a towel. She starts to kiss him and we are into the next sex scene. The music here is hilarious, throwing in a rockabilly sound but only with keyboards to make all the music work. It’s funny as a contrast to the sex that is going on. Lana Sands is an Asian woman with long black hair, natural breasts, and skinny frame. She services TT Boy with relative ease, and works through the motions of a blow job to get him hard before the sex begins. There’s a bit of oral before TT Boy pushes himself into Sands, who moans heavily upon insertion and through the motions that he throws into the scene. TT Boy really gets a good reaction with Sands, and this scene makes up for the lackluster elements in the movie. Sands even screams at one point in pleasure, and it’s an interesting sex scene between the two. The scene isn’t too long and there are only two positions before TT Boy cums on Sands’ face, and she blows him after the fact, swallowing at one point. The scene fades to black and we are thrown into another plot point.

We go back to Randy West’s office, and he talks to his secretary. She starts to take off her clothes, and this time it’s not a dream. Diva and Randy West have sex in this scene, and it’s fully realized, not just a figment of the character’s imagination. Diva takes off her clothes slowly and presents herself to Randy West, and the romantic music starts. This time around Diva is loud, commands attention from West, and he delivers with a money shot on her pubic mound, and that’s it. They go through several positions, and it’s not a bad scene, although it seems derivative of what we already saw thus far.

After this moment we go to the students talking about how some guy cheated on one of the women. They then just discuss the issue of infidelity and getting revenge. The plot then moves to seeing the women naked, back to Randy West narrating, and then to a couch where Paula Price and Eric Price are sitting.

Paula Price and Eric Price start making out, and of course they are not related. The two just start to go through the movements of sex. Paula Price looks a bit older than the rest of the cast, and Eric Price is a new guy, I haven’t really seen him in other projects yet. The two start grinding together and then the clothes start coming off for foreplay. The sex here is normal, nothing too crazy, Eric Price is cut, muscular, and almost looks like he should be in gay porn, but he works well with Paula here, and she moans a bit. The two go through revenge sex, and nothing too sensual at all, just straight up sex, as you’d expect. The music is rockabilly keyboard jazz type stuff and it’s boring. For the sake of the story, there is a tape recorder that is recording all the sounds. Eric then finishes on Paula’s chest, and that’s it.

That’s the final scene of sex, with the final plot point being revealed as a couple of women saying that they are going to raise some hell. She says that she’s going to mail Russell a tape and that’s it, the credits role and we are done.

I give “Stacked With Honors” a 1 out of 5.

This is an ill-conceived, plot heavy porno with only one great scene. Lana Sands and TT Boy steal the show with their sex scene, but other than that, I didn’t really find the rest to be that compelling. However, if you’re a fan of the actors in this movie, then you may like it. I didn’t necessarily feel it was great, but you may feel different.

Anal Professor (1996) Review

Anal Professor (1996) DVD Cover

Today on this blog we are going to go back to the year 1996. To a straight to VHS movie that has an interesting parody title, but moreover is far more sexual than anything you saw from mainstream Hollywood. The movie is none other than, “Anal Professor”. The best part of this movie is the music, which yields a mix of different piano, funk, and jazz tunes, amidst the obvious call to porno sex. The movie is not quite gonzo, but it might as well be, as the movie starts with a funny premise and then throws into a threeway within 2 minutes of starting. Either way, the movie stars Missy, Mickey G, Steve Hatcher, China Lee, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Rick Masters, Nina Cherry, Stacy Valentine, and a couple of others. The movie is straight up sex, and all multiple people at a time. The music is pretty neat, but then again, that’s not why you’re watching this, are you?

The opening shows a scientist with a bubbling liquid, stating that he’s found something amazing, and that he now has to go and apply to the FDA for approval. He hands a beaker to his assistant, played by Missy, and then runs off.

Within seconds, Missy sees Mickey G and Steve Hatcher and decides to disrobe. The three start to kiss, and they start heading for a hospital bed that is conveniently located near the lab. They then start to take off their clothes, and start oral. Missy wears black lingerie, is a dirty blonde, has beautiful eyes, small breasts, and has a garter belt attached to stockings, and heels. She’s not shaved, but rather trimmed, and gets very wet for Mickey G to start. From there the scene just goes straight into sex with Mickey G starting things off and then Steve Hatcher getting a turn, no one using condoms for this scene. True to the title, there is some anal towards the end of this opening sequence. They both enter slowly, separately, and Missy moans with pleasure as both guys take turns with anal sex. At the 15 minute mark, however, this turns into a DP on Missy. Mickey G and Steve Hatcher DP Missy, and she seems to enjoy it for the most part, moaning and nearly screaming at one point. If you’re a fan of DP, here’s a scene for you, as it certainly is stellar in movement and work rate. Missy even asks to get choked at one point, which is rare for me on this blog, but it works well enough. The double continues until both guys start to finish and then they give you a money shot, all on Missy’s face, which isn’t terrible, but lacks the “quantity” that you’d expect from this type of finish. The music was the best part here. The guys here aren’t huge, and they aren’t shaved, but are cut, so that’s something, right?

After the sex scene, 4 scientists start talking about how this new formula will change all sex and desire forever. They call for a nurse, as three of the people are skeptical. They call in China Lee and tell the nurse that they have some Kool Aid for her to drink, and of course she goes for it. This of course causes her to get hyper sexual, and then, have a foursome with them.

Once the woman drinks, she wants to do all of the scientists, which never happens in real life, mind you. The scene then gets into the sex right away, even though the guys aren’t even hard yet. This scene features China Lee, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Rick Masters, and Steve Hatcher. They all have lab coats, and start to undress. It’s a weird scene at first, because none of the guys are hard, and China Lee is trying to help them by sucking them off, but it is a lot of lukewarm response, with the exception of one guy who gets hard and then immediately goes into China Lee. She’s not wet or anything, but he goes forward, while the other guys are getting harder as she sucks on them. One guy is left out of camera frame for the most part, and he’s not hard at all, trying to get it up and looking painfully obvious that he’s not ready. Meanwhile the camera keeps going back to the sex, and China Lee starts to get wet, allowing the scene to progress a bit more. She moans a little, but not nearly as much as you’d expect. The set is a scientist’s office, with chalkboard and all. At around 36 minutes, there is a DP on China Lee and she seems to enjoy it, talking about how it feels good and moaning a bit louder. Meanwhile, the other guys are not hard, and they are seen trying to get erect, which is a sour spot for this scene. Overall, however, it works, and China Lee takes on two men in her at once for a good while taking turns between a few anal insertions. There is a DP in one hole at one point, with two in her anus, which I haven’t seen and reviewed for this blog yet, which is an interesting sight to see. This is normal now, but back then, it wasn’t as normal. It’s an interesting showcase, and well, I can’t speak to the pleasure, but it's hardcore. The show ends with China Lee taking money shots from the guys, and that’s the end.

The scene abruptly ends, then you get pushed into another moment in time. It starts with Nina Cherry drinking from a red solo cup and saying that she’s very horny. Then out come 3 science dorks, and sing, “hello”, before she takes off all of her clothes. Nina Cherry has vinyl boots on and has long hair, breast implants, and tanned skin. She looks a bit like China Lee, only a bit more Latin. This scene features Nina Cherry, Dave Hardman, Rick Masters, and Steve Hatcher. This is the same set as before. But instead of having four guys, there’s just three. But the same problem that plagued the other scene plagues this one, where only one guy seems to be getting hard, and the others are just not that into this process. It’s painfully obvious, until one guy finally just tries insertion, and the director has to cut and realign the shot. The cut is harsh, and then returns to Nina Cherry riding the only guy that is hard for this scene, and it’s not bad. She gets on top and goes for it, while the other guys just watch and try to get hard. This is a sad scene if you ask me, with lackluster music, and the fact that two guys can’t get it up. At around the 59 minute mark, however, things start to progress and all the guys start taking turns with anal, then get into a DP. The DP isn’t bad, but it’s far from good, as Nina Cherry moans through it, and just takes a lot of movement. It looks ok, and if you’re a fan of her than you’ll love to see her in this. One dude kept slipping out of anal, and the director moved to not show the blunders. This ends up with three guys finishing on Nina Cherry and that’s it. It’s a lackluster scene.

After this scene, we see one of the scientists outside with a jar of the secret potion. He wants to throw it away since it is dangerous to use. But he is convinced to not do so. The two walk back inside and there’s Stacy Valentine. She’s wearing a sun dress and just watches the two argue, until they give the girl a drink. This leads to sex, and it’s the main event, so to speak.

Stacy Valentine, Jonathan Morgan, and Steve Hatcher start to make out, and it’s a better scene than all of the others. The guys get hard immediately, and Stacy Valentine immediately goes for a blow job. She looks younger here, she doesn’t have her second breast implant surgery, and she seems enthused for the most part. There’s not a lot of foreplay with this scene, at around 1 hour and 8 minutes, one of the guys goes doggy style and Stacy sucks off another guy. She gets wet by using her fingers, and getting plowed to start. The smooth jazz has a strong bass line as she moans and the guys continue to build up a sweat. This is a scene that has a bit of gusto to it, and it shows that she definitely starts getting off by it, as she cums and tightens her body up when she does, as there are no condoms again. She’s trimmed not shaved, and this scene moves swiftly. Since it’s the final scene, there’s no filler here, and it is straight hardcore. The trio have sex on an orange couch, and one of the guys looks like Anders from “Workaholics”, which is kind of funny. The two dudes stay very hard, and Swift sweats through this one, until the two go for a DP. There’s an interesting moment at around 1 hour and 15 minutes where one of the guys is playing with Stacy Valentine’s clitoris and starts to do it with heavy fingers and you see her move his hands. It’s a weird blooper. He does this as he goes into her with anal. She stops him and then the camera switches angles. It’s a weird blooper. We go from a sweaty Stacy Valentine to a totally dry one, as the guys go back into anal, and then the main event, Stacy Valentine double penetration. That’s right, Stacy Valentine DP starts at around one hour and 17 minutes or so, and the two go all in with this one. This is a hardcore scene, but the director focuses on Stacy’s face and the insertions. She is not that into it, and it shows. I’m not sure why. She moans a bit, but she looks back at the camera as if the director is telling her something and she just kind of goes through the motions. After some time in this, the guys start jerking it and eventually finish on her face, and that’s it. Stacy Valentine gets two loads, and the movie goes to credits. I must say, she’s beautiful here, and if you erased the two dicks that are about to cum, you’d have one hell of a portrait of a lovely lady. Oh wait, this is porn, so you can’t erase that. They cum on her face, and that’s the end.

I give “The Anal Professor” a 2 out of 5.

The only reason I’d watch this, and I’m not sure that I will again is for the Stacy Valentine DP scene. That’s about it. Other than that, the premise is funny, but the execution isn’t that grand. It’s not a long movie, and it does have a good plot to it, but man, it’s not that fun to watch. I think I liked the idea of the movie more than the actual scenes. With only 4 scenes, and Stacy Valentine’s double penetration, this gets a 2 out of 5, but that’s about it.

You may like “The Anal Professor” and want it as part of your collection. If that’s true, then CLICK HERE, and see what this movie is all about. You may love it, I didn’t, but hey, I’m just a random dude on the internet. Stacy Valentine is always a dream girl, so get it to see her.

Trinity Brown (1984) Review

Trinity Brown (1984) Poster 

We now venture back to the 1980s, and we review an AVN Award winning movie that was filmed on full blown Hollywood style cameras, and was released to movie theaters that played adult features. From the start, you don’t get a sense that this is a porno, you think you’re settling in for a movie that was featured in grindhouse cinemas. It’s a testament to how great some of the 1980s porno movies were, and how different today’s gonzo productions are, which I personally dislike. I want story with my porno. Anyways, “Trinity Brown” is the name of this 1984 classic, and it starts off with one hell of a sequence, and some great moments. If you’re a fan of story with your porno, then settle in for this one. The movie stars Tamara Longley, Joey Silvera, Colleen Brennan, John Leslie, Melanie Scott, Kimberly Carson, and Jamie Gillis.

The movie starts out with a couple of cops chasing a truck, they finally get to their culprit, and they shoot him, and cuff him. This is not without a quick fight, featuring a nice trash can shot, which brought me back to ECW. It’s here that the two cops are introduced, and after the arrest, we are sent to another scene. The next scene features a couple dancing in a large home. They dance a bit and Joey Silvera says that he wants to get some action, but before we get to the sex, we see a few people in an alley setting up an illegal poker game.

The scene cuts, and we are treated to Tamara Longley blowing Joey Silvera in a bed. They are both nude, unshaved, and the lighting is quite good for the time. The music is a deep funk tune. The two have a bit of chemistry, and while Silvera is not huge, he certainly gets hard for this one. Tamara Longley is an all natural brunette, unshaved, and quite erotic through the motions with Silvera. No condoms here folks, just straight forward sex, and it’s simple. The set is a warehouse set, with a nice bed, and the sex doesn’t last too long, although it’s hardcore. It eventually ends with Silvera cumming on Longley’s chest, and she comes back to lick things up after the fact, making this a hot scene. I need to remind that this is NOT a long scene, although it is hardcore, it is only part of a larger plot.

After the sex is done, the two are found to be cheating. Silvera says that Longley’s husband is home early and that never happens. Silvera then struggles to put his clothes on and then runs out the back of the house. Meanwhile a gun is shown and boom, what appears to be Silvera getting shot, occurs.

The scene shifts, and we see John Leslie and Colleen Brennan talking together. She goes topless, and the two start to kiss. Colleen Brennan is a tall dirty blonde with big breasts, and all natural, while Leslie is a star from the 1980s and was around the time a lot of other big names were getting known. The two start to work through what should be a sex scene, but nope. A phone call stops them. They don’t have sex, mind you. The call is from the cops and they ask for Brennan’s character, the titular character to come investigate. She shows up at the mansion, and it’s not Silvera that is shot, it’s her husband, Tony. That’s right, Tony is shot dead and was found floating in the pool. This turns into a detective story, and it’s really good overall. The plot works through like a cable television movie, with sex. This is something that isn’t half bad.

The next sequence starts, and it’s finally time to see Colleen Brennan and John Leslie getting hot. Collen Brennan, as stated is a dirty blonde, or rather a blonde hair because her drapes match the curtains so to speak. The scene starts with Leslie giving her oral, and her going topless, then goes towards the bed, which is in a bedroom set. There’s soft piano music playing, and Leslie gets hard immediately, putting it into Brennan right away. This is a sensual sex scene, which is hardcore, mind you, but it lacks that porno feel, which is probably why this won an award as it features a story, sensual sex play, and hardcore showcasing. As a sex scene, this is kind of boring, slow motions, some nipple sucking, and Leslie slowly moving back and forth with his hips. This is a slow scene, but it finishes quickly, as Leslie doesn’t hold on for long, and ends up cumming in Brennan’s face. She moans and seems to get off a little, but not nearly as long as you’d expect, and the scene just kind of ends.

We next see the two cops in a bedroom just talking, when the phone rings. They call in Trinity Brown to investigate a new occurrence, and the two get out of bed and go to the scene.

Meanwhile, Joey Silvera is at a strip club, watching a blonde-haired woman dance topless. Which then switches to an apartment building. This is a sex scene that features Melanie Scott, a thin topless dancer with heels on, and Joey Silvera wearing a leather jacket. She starts to blow Joey, and he just receives oral nicely, with no music in the background, just the sounds of sucking. The interior set is a motel looking area that appears to be in Los Angeles somewhere. Nothing fancy here, and nothing too complex. There is a bit of music that comes in midway through the blow job. It’s drum driven 1980s music, and it leads to the two getting started with some sex. On a tiger print blanket, Joey and Melanie start to have sex, and this is a bit more frantic and fast forward than the other sex scenes in the movie up to this point. There’s no money shot here, it just kind of ends, although there are multiple positions. It’s not a great sex scene, but it works for the movie’s premise, I guess.

The sequence ends and Joey Silvera is found in an alley, and Leslie and Brennan show up and try to arrest Silvera. Silvera pulls a knife and says he’s innocent. The movie then switches back to detective mode, as the cops drive through the Los Angeles area. This time it’s John Leslie, solo, however. Leslie is looking for an actress and he is going to ask a few questions about what is going on. He interviews Kimberly Carson, and the two strike up some chemistry, which leads to sex.

Kimberly Carson and John Leslie go straight into sex on a movie set, with a backdrop of smooth jazz. Kimberly is a dirty blonde with full pubic hair, and Leslie once again shows his slow, methodical sensual sexual side. Carson moans a little, Leslie and her kiss a great deal, and the camera draws back to show that they are in a bathroom, not the movie set. Leslie is a slow moving sexual partner, and in this one, you can’t really see much of his penis, so I can’t tell you if he’s huge, but he seems to last a bit longer here than in the previous scene. It’s a methodically slow, boring sex scene, with a money shot that has Leslie cumming on Carson’s stomach, and that’s it. It’s not grand at all.

Up next, we see John Leslie talking to Trinity Brown in the office. He comes in and tells the detective that there’s something awry, and that Joey could be the killer. But the two argue, and then Leslie says he is going to talk to Tamara. In this sequence, mind you, Colleen Brennan looks to have red hair, but that’s just odd to me. Anyways, the scene shifts again, and we are given more of the plot.

Leslie shows up at the mansion that you saw early in the scene. Tamara Longley is in a black bikini, and Leslie starts to talk about how he was once a stud. She then starts to walk away, leaving Leslie alone, while she jumps into a hot tub. She invites Leslie to join her, so he takes off all of his clothes, as a 1980s pop song starts. Leslie gets hard fast, and Tamara immediately goes for it, blowing him before he can step into the hot tub fully. He’s not a big guy, he’s got a full mound of pubic hair, and Tamara shows more enthusiasm here than in the previous scene she was in. However, the director cuts the scene, and you are sent back to the public areas, instead of finishing this sex sequence.

Trinity Brown, aka Colleen Brennan shows up at a random office to talk to Jamie Gillis. She goes topless, and the two start kissing, but the camera shifts.

The scene goes back to Tamara and John Leslie having sex now. Again, this is a slow moving sex scene, and John Leslie must’ve been all about just sensuality not just raw sex. That’s not a bad thing mind you, as Tamara here really responds to his movements, and the two get through a very sexy scene. It’s sexy, but not raw and animalistic like you would expect from porno. There’s a mirror on this set as they move away from the hot tub, and the two have sex in front of it, while Tamara kisses the mirror and gets railed by Leslie.

The director cuts, and you are taken to see Jamie Gillis and Colleen Brennan in an oral position. Gillis is giving Brennan oral and she’s responding a lot better than in her previous scene. But it’s short lived because the director sends you back to the pool house.

At the pool house it’s Tamara and Leslie in doggy style, and that lasts for a couple of minutes before the director sends you back to the office. I hate when this occurs, but it works here.

Back at the office, Colleen Brennan blows Jamie Gillis and his penis is a lot bigger than the other guys in this movie. I can’t be assured if he pumps or not, but it is wider for sure. Colleen Brennan starts giving him a good blow job overall, but the director switches views again.

Back at the pool house it’s Leslie getting blown until he cums on Tamara’s face, and that’s the end of their sex scene.

The camera switches again, and this time you see the point of insertion between Jamie Gillis and Colleen Brennan. He goes in deep in doggy style at first, and she responds with moaning out right. He’s a different type of performer than Leslie, and it shows. While the music is sensual, soft keyboard jazz, the movement here is far different with Colleen Brennan getting far more into the sex than before. She even nearly screams at the 58 minute mark, and Gillis pounds away a lot harder overall. This is a good one, as Gillis pulls her hair and the two have a great deal of focus in going forward with their sex, including lots of tongue, kissing, and momentum. The two here are far more into it than the other scenes, and it appears that Gillis actually cums inside Brennan for the finish.

The sex ends and we are sent back to the mansion. It’s there that Tamara and Leslie start talking about the murder of her husband. That moves back to Brennan back to talking with different people. The cops then question Kimberly Carson on the set of a movie. The two play the good cop bad cop routine, and they start discussing what is going on with the case. Then you get more of the story, focusing on the fact that a baby was going to get killed, and that they need to know what is up.

The two detectives go to a house, and they knock on the door. They walk in guns up, as the door is open. The two detectives start walking through, snooping, and then there’s action. The action isn’t necessarily shown, at least not hardcore. You get John Leslie looking around and out of the blue an explosion occurs, and he goes down. He is told to not move, and 911 is called. The movie then goes back to the detective’s office at the police center. We find out that Leslie will be in the hospital for a week.

Trinity Brown then goes to find out where Joey Silvera is, and gets an address and phone number. She then goes around and looks into picking up a whore, and talks to her about Joey Silvera. She then gets all dressed up, teases her hair, and then goes to the strip club he frequents and starts to hit on him. She asks, “would you like to fuck me?”, and Silvera says he’s not screwing any cop. She then says that she’ll let him have some if he can give her some info. Silvera caves in, and the two get out of the strip club and go to his apartment, where the sex starts.

The sex between Colleen Brennan and Joey Silvera is a little harder and rougher than the previous sex romps in the movie. She asks Joey to rip her panties off and he does, then the two go to work in a sex scene that has a lot of chemistry, with Silvera getting extremely hard and going hard with Brennan. This is a scene that has a lot of action, with a bass line heavy funk sound. The two work well together and it nearly got me thinking, as it was a good change of pace. Multiple positions, no condoms, and a money shot that features Colleen Brennan getting cum in her breasts, as this one goes through a fast moving sex romp. It’s hot, and it works very well with Silvera holding on for dear life at one point trying to hold onto cumming eventually he can’t hold it in and cums on her breasts.

The sex ends and Trinity asks more questions. She then ends up going to the mansion from the start of the film, and that’s when we find out who’s really behind the death of Tamara’s husband, as Trinity Brown walks in on Kimberly Carson and Tamara Longley in a lesbian sex escapade. This is a soft oral scene, and it doesn’t go very far, it’s limited, and the plot thickens, and ends.

That’s the end of the movie, not a long scene, just the revelation that it was the two women that shot our main victim. The scene changes, and Trinity Brown and her partner talk about the end. That’s all, the movie ends with a detective yarn all sewn up. This was an AVN winning movie, mind you, and it truly looks good overall.

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I give “Trinity Brown” a 3 out of 5.

“Trinity Brown” may have won awards back in the 1980s, but it definitely doesn’t hold up well as a prono movie. Now, I get it, it has historical value, and it does fill that niche of couples types of movies because the plot is heavier here than other movies. However, there are only 2 major sex scenes that are really good, the rest are somewhat boring. Overall, this is a good movie to have in the collection, but it’s not going to satisfy a lot of audiences. If you like classic erotica, this is a great one to see for historical value, and to get off a little, but don’t expect marathon sex scenes, because that’s not what you get here.

You can buy “Trinity Brown” from various sources, including by clicking here and getting it on DVD. It’s a good one, just not a great one. I’d watch it again though, as it’s like a grindhouse film more than anything.