Angels In Flight (1995) Review

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The year was 1995, and there are a lot of actors working in the porn world. Some of the most recognizable names come through movies that you may not have even heard of, and that’s the case for this movie. This is a movie that has a decent set, a premise that isn’t half bad, and actors that you know. The actors involved in this movie include, Christi Lake, TT Boy, Rebecca Lord, Jon Dough, Alec Metro, Houston, and Keisha. There are 5 scenes total, and you get narration from all of the people involved. They are all coming up to check into an flight to San Jose. They are all from different backgrounds. There’s even a guy with a makeshift turban on his head, which is funny to see. The narration all talks about sex, and then you see the boarding of the plane. People are boarding an airplane, which is an obvious set, and you see Houston as a stewardess, first of all, and the rest of the flight crew comes in. This is Houston before she did the Houston 500, mind you. “Angels in Flight” is a 1995 porno movie that captured my attention because one of the main actresses is a crush for me, Christi Lake. Christi Lake looks like one of my former bosses in tech, and she’s stunning, even now, wow, this review could take a few moments, as I’ll need to take a, well, a break from the action or maybe get some action. Let’s see how this movie breaks down.

The movie moves along with the stewardesses talking to the passengers. We then get thrown into the dialogue that is terrible, and of course, sex is to come.

The first major sex scene doesn’t happen until round the 7 minute mark. This features TT Boy and Christi Lake. I’m a fan of Christi, so this scene is quite hot, as she has lingerie on. The two move to a secluded part of the set, or airplane in this case and they start to sensually go through the motions of sex. The two get going through the regular motions, a blow job first, then Lake sits on TT Boy to get started with sex. The two are in total work mode, but it works here, especially if you’re a fan of either actors. There’s no condom, and Lake talks a lot, some seems careless throw away lines, and others seem really dirty, as the two play along with a techno musical score. The coolest part of this scene is the ending, where Christi Lake begs TT Boy to cum in her face, and he obliges sending the money shot flying into her hair and face, and post that, she sucks him once again, and it’s quite a hot scene, but it fades to black and we get moving forward to another scene. This was a hot scene, albeit only around 12 to 13 minutes.

Up next, we are thrown into a scene with Rebecca Lord and Jon Dough. Rebecca gets on her knees and Dough just gets blown for the starting line, but eventually takes Lord’s panties off and then gets started with a full penetration, albeit with a condom. You don’t see him put the condom on, but he has one, and the two start going at it standing up. Rebecca Lord is a tall brunette, thin, and not completely shaved. Dough is not shaved, has some body, hair, and wraps it up with a condom, and the two have sex to a bass driven jazzy tune. The two eventually go to a lavatory and start having sex, with Lord doing reverse cowgirl. The movie then switches to the money shot where dough gets blown to completion. He cums on her chest, and that’s the end of the scene. It’s not a great scene, and the two don’t seem to have that much chemistry together. It’s ok, at best. But it’s really not as good as the first one. Lord does masturbate to completion for herself, and that’s interesting, but other than that, this is a somewhat boring second scene compared to the TT Boy and Christi Lake opener.

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There’s a transition and we see the pilot up front flying. He has a headset, and he’s just flying alone. Houston shows up with a cup of coffee, and starts talking to Alec Metro, the pilot. Then the two start talking about the mile high club! The two start to disrobe, and Houston gets on her knees to give a long sensual blow job. This is Houston before all the plastic surgery after the Houston 500, and she’s looking good here. The two work well together, going sensual throughout the scene. The two go into doggy style at first, and then start to work through the motions of multiple positions. The camera and lighting don’t let you see if there’s a condom or not, at least not at first. After some changes, you can see that there’s not a condom, and the two go to work in the cockpit of the aircraft. It’s a sensual scene with flutes and random jazzy notes. Metro finishes on Houston’s chest, and that’s the end of the scene. Not a great one, minimal moaning, and Metro just didn’t seem to be into it. Interesting note, he would be very into Stacy Valentine in another movie, but this one, not so much. Houston is ok at best.

The next scene features Keisha and Rebecca Lord. Two brunettes that disrope and go downstairs to another part of the airplane and just go to town. It’s all oral and fingers, and lots of back and forth moaning. If you’re a fan of lesbian scenes, this is a nice one. It is almost like an instructional guide on how to perform oral sex, as the camera gives you a full close up of everything that is going on. If you’ve never seen good oral, then here you go, a scene that will surprise you at every level, and all natural. Fingers, tongues, and a little rimming for good measure. The two have chemistry here, and really get into the motions of sex. Good for them. A good lesbian scene to transition before the grand finale, I recommend this one for sure.

The next scene features Vince Vouyer with a turban on his head. He has a gun and he wants to hijack the plane. But Christi Lake and Houston give him a different option, as they start disrobing and dancing for him. They say that they would rather have sex with him than to get hijacked, and he obliges because he can’t control himself with these two fine blonde haired vixens.

Vince Vouyer, Christi Lake, and Houston have sex in the cockpit of the airplane, all while Vince has a turban on. He gets blown by both, then goes for several positions with each woman. There’s light moaning here and there, and there’s a bass driven musical score to round out the movements. Vince has more chemistry with Houston at some points than Lake, and Lake says her lines callously. This is not a great scene, but it works if you’re a fan of Houston and Christi Lake. I love Christi Lake, but I can’t get too far into this scene, it just isn’t that compelling. However, Houston and Vince have something going, and there are points where you can tell that Vince can’t hold it together and wants to cum early. The money shot happens with Vince cumming on both of the women’s faces, and then just letting them take care of him. They save the day!

The camera pans to the airport terminal, and that’s it. An empty terminal, and the end of the movie, without incident.

I give “Angels in Flight” a 3 out of 5.

On one hand I love Christi Lake, on the other hand, she seems to not have as much chemistry with her costars as she does in other movies. Like “Sex Commandos”. The rest of the cast does ok, but this is a far cry from a great porno, and aside from the premise is kind of forgettable if you ask me. Which you didn’t.

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Sexual Freak 7: Stoya (2007) Review

Stoya: Sexual Freak 7: A Celest Fix DVD Cover 2007 

I don’t make it a point to review a lot of modern porno, but recently I was given a copy of “Sexual Freak 7: Stoya” from 2007, and it has been waiting to get reviewed for some time. Since I went way back with other reviews, I wanted to go a bit modern for this one. With that in mind, we are going back 10 years to 2007, and we are going to be looking at a movie that features a lot of modern day stars. From 2007, some of these women are still in the business, and some of the men are too. Overall, you’re going to find that this is an interesting little look back 10 years, with some women that I personal have found myself enjoying seeing on screen, and even meeting a couple of times. This movie stars Stoya, Charles Dera, Riley Evans, Franchezca, Dana DeArmond, Rico Strong, Tori Black, and others. If you’re a fan of any of these men and women, then you’ll no doubt want to check this movie out.

The movie opens up with Stoya talking to Charles. Charles is another room and was tied up. He was tied up from his arms and his mouth shut with tape. Stoya enters the room and says that she would never hurt him, etc. That of course is a signal for sex, right? The camera angles are great here, with revolving angles in high definition, good lighting, and excellent overall visual design. Stoya threatens Charles at this point, and within 10 minutes or so, the show of sex begins. There’s a story here, but the plot is thin, as you’d expect. Stoya won’t let Charles find his girl unless he does the deed first, so he has to get things going or else he will never see his love again. What a conundrum? Na, I’d do it fast.

The first sex scene features Stoya and Charles Dera. It’s a straightforward scene, with Stoya wearing red fishnet stockings and black heels. It’s straight up, gonzo style sex, with Charles not even taking off his pants to get started. He gets it up, and then goes all the way in from the beginning. That’s just the starting line mind you, as the two start going forward with sex, and he eventually takes his pants off. Stoya’s bright, light skin is one of the reasons why I’ve always liked her, and she is quite the attractive model. Charles does well here, no condom, just goes all in and does the deed, doesn’t take long to finish, and progresses the story. This is a good opener with no background music, just pure sex, and that’s it. It’s well lit, the two seem to have some ok chemistry, and it’s just that, a pure sex scene. They go through several positions, and eventually Charles finishes on Stoya’s lower back and butt. It’s a hot scene, and the two seem to have a bit of fun here. It turns out, that the two are just role playing. They love each other, and that’s that.

That scene ends, and we get a new scene. I guess there was a story in place for the first scene, but this one isn’t the same. It’s akin to gonzo, but with a twist. Yes, there’s a slight scene here, mainly that someone’s getting cheated on.

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Riley Evans cheats, and she is caught sucking off a guy, when her boyfriend or husband shows up and starts complaining. Then joins in. This threeway features Riley Evans, Ben English, and Jerry going forward in a triple threat of sex. It’s straightforward, no condoms, Riley Evans is a tall, thin blonde with enhanced breasts. Again, there’s no music, just straight sex. You get different positions, good lighting, and two guys that are really into what they are doing, alongside Riley. There’s no double penetration here, but there’s a lot to look at as she gets them both to finish on her breasts and a little on her face.

Up next, we are thrown into another straight sex scene, this time with Franchezca Valentina and Johnny Sins. No story here, just straight up sex in gonzo style. Franchezca Valentina is a thin, brunette with her tongue pierced. She looks like someone you would see working with Joanna Angel, if you ask me. The two seem to have good chemistry together here, as Johnny Sins goes forward with a bit of a rough patch with Valentina. The duo goes through multiple positions on a brown couch, with no music, multiple angles, and straight hardcore action. Johnny Sins eventually finishes on Valentina’s pubic hair, and that’s it. Towards the end, Johnny Sins looks to be phoning it in, and Valentina doesn’t seem to be all that into it, until the very end at one point, but there are moments where the two are definitely together on the same page. When he finishes she sucks him a bit, which is always a great thing if you ask me.

Up next, another sex scene, this time with one of the women I’ve had a crush on for a long time, and wished I could meet, but haven’t. It’s Dana DeArmond, and she has fun with Mick Blue and Tony De Sergio. This is a strong scene, with a little passion here and there. There’s a little role playing, but mostly it’s just two well built guys giving Dana everything they have. She gives the guys kisses, blows them, and they work with her quite well. At one point there’s a double penetration, and she seems to enjoy it a little. She seems to be in work mode here, after a while, and the two guys go through the motions of trying to get off at the same time. It’s not a bad scene, and if you’re a big fan of Dana, then you’ll love this one as she does well to give these two guys plenty of action. There’s a point where you don’t want to really have sex with Dana, you want to meet and talk about random BS. That’s where I am at this point. I guess it’s because I’m a critic now, or maybe it’s because sex isn’t that big of a deal to me, or it’s just that I’ve seen so many scenes? I don’t know. Anyways, if you’re a fan, you’ll want to pick up this DVD just for her scene, as she takes on two guys, and has several points of double penetration, no condoms, and no music. A well lit scene in a living room, not bad at all. Perhaps one of the best scenes I’ve seen this year.

Up next, we are back to a story mode. Tori Black shows up to Rico Strong’s house and asks to take a shower at his place. He is reluctant and asks if she’s trying to pull the wool over his eyes. She says she isn’t, and so he’s just a nice guy and lets her do her thing. He then imagines what she’s doing in the bathroom, as you’re brought into the scene with the camera looking at her. Meanwhile Rico Strong is just at the door listening to what’s going on. She takes a shower and Rico is outside just sniffing her clothing. After she showers, she shows up to the living room and Rico is going to get one hell of a thank you. This thank you of course is having sex with Tori Black.

Tori Black and Rico Strong go through a hard sex scene. If you’re a fan of interracial sex, then here’s a scene for you. If you’re just a fan of sex, then you’re going to love the power dynamic here. Tori Black is a well known porn actress, and Rico Strong is a guy I’ve never seen before, and he does well with this one. He gets up, and he goes to work with Ms. Black, the two going at it on a black couch and just throwing caution to the wind, so to speak. Again, no music, good lighting, and multiple angles bring you the action. It’s a standard scene by a lot of accounts, as Black gives a stellar blow job, then goes through multiple positions with Rico. The two seem to really enjoy themselves and get lost in the scene for the most part, with strong passion and action. The two go through multiple positions until Rico finishes on Tori Black’s face, and that’s the end. A strong scene, with no music, and Ms. Black just moaning and nearly screaming at one point. No condom, no anal, just regular sex on a couch.

Now we are at the end of the line. Stoya and Mick Blue finish this movie out with one final sex scene. Mick Blue is a fit guy, and Stoya has pale skin and short hair, the two work well together, and they immediately get into the action. Blue works well with Stoya, as she bounces on him for a while before going through multiple positions, lots of moaning, and lots of sex on a brown couch. I’ve never understood why brown couches are so popular ,but here we go again, another brown couch. The lighting is good, the angles are good, you don’t see anything wrong with this production, and it’s just straight forward sex. There’s not much I can say about this other than Stoya and Mick Blue put on a good show together, and it’s what you’d expect in a straightforward sex scene. If you’re a fan of Stoya, then here she is, another scene and just moaning and cumming with Mick Blue doing a lot of the movement. Eventually Mick Blue cums into Stoya’s mouth, and that’s the end of the show folks. It’s nearly 3 hours into the show when that happens, and that’s the end, a straight forward movie featuring Stoya. Merry Christmas! Or Happy Boxing Day!

I give Sexual Freak 7: Stoya a 4 out of 5.

As far as modern porno is concerned, this is a good movie. I don’t really have much negative to say. I did find the lack of story and music disconcerting, but other than that, I didn’t hate this one. The cast works well, the lighting was good, editing was great, the movie was shot in HD, and it has a lot of upside as a straight forward porno for fans of Stoya and Dana DeArmond. But other than that, I found it to be standard, and well, on one hand it’s a 4, on the other hand, it’s not a great movie if you want plot and action. But then again, this is a porno, right? It is a good one. This is gonzo pornography, which is not my favorite at all.

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Sorority Sex Kittens (1995) Review

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There are a lot of movies that I saw when I was watching the Spice Network on Cable. One of them was no doubt “Sorority Sex Kittens”. This is from 1995, and it features a lot of sex from the starting line of the movie. You don’t even get the credits really, you just get thrown into the action. This is a straightforward sex romp, but it’s shot on film, so I wonder if it was truly meant to be seen on the silver screen. By 1995, there wasn’t many porno theaters out there, even though I knew one in Santa Monica, and in West Los Angeles. They aren’t there anymore, as far as I know, but perhaps the one in West Hollywood is still there. Either way, this is a movie that features 8 scenes, and it gets done in about 90 minutes. It’s a classic from VCA pictures, and stars the likes of Madison, Mike Horner, Melanie Moore, Victoria Paris, Peter North, Tim Lake, Angela Summers, Tiffany Mynx, TT Boy, and many others. If you’re a fan of classic porno movies, than you’ll find that in 1995 a lot of movies came out, and well, this is one that stands the test of time in some ways. The director and writer is Jim Holliday.

The opening sequence features Madison and Mike Horner getting into action in what looks like a college dorm room. There are no condoms in sight, and Madison is drilled throughout, as she talks a lot. She is spouting out lines that are comical, while Mike Horner sweats and pumps, and goes through the motions of getting blown, and then throwing down the best he can. He really goes to town on Madison, and Madison keeps talking more than moan, and eventually finishes on the bed, rather than on Madison. Once Horner is done, a woman comes in and blind folds him. Then the credits start to roll.

This is the first in a part of a series of movies, mind you. It’s filmed at a community college, at least the exteriors are, and it’s done on film. There are great overall sets, and the jazz soundtrack is kind of cool. This is a higher budgeted movie, and it shows from the starting line. I was impressed with the starting line, and the overall quality of the movie. It has a story, and it’s driven by narration. You are introduced to all the women via narration of a college disc jockey. Each woman is busty, sexy, and is quite interesting to the plot of the story, if you are looking for the plot.

The next sex scene features Melanie Moore and Victoria Paris. Two attractive California blondes, and they simply go to town on each other orally and through various positions of lesbian sex. You can still see the roots of their hair, but the blonde comes up over it, giving you that California look you always expect from these mid 1990s movies. They go through various positions with a sensual jazz soundtrack, and doesn’t really showcase more than just hands, tongues, and pubic hair. If you’re into lesbian scenes, this is a slow, sensual, and basic one to consider. It’s not terrible, but it’s not great either.

The story continues with a random woman talking to a nerd. Then a cut to the DJ that is just playing music, and sitting around. This is an old hippy looking dude, and he’s visited by a random guy. The dude comes in and discusses a few things about the conspiracy theory that the DJ has. This of course goes forward to another sex scene.

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This sex scene is in a new dorm room, and it features Lacy Rose, Peter North and Tony Marinto set to a backdrop of a good jazzy tune. Lacy Rose is a brunette that isn’t at all looking like a college girl. She’s all natural, and she invites Peter North and Tony Martino to start stroking it before they start doing her. There’s a dualing rimming and oral point that is interesting, with both guys taking a hole and going to town. Rose screams in passion, and then eventually gets the guys to go all in. Tony Martino has the best mullet in porn if you ask me, at least in the movies that I’ve seen thus far. He starts off with Rose while North gets blown on the side. The sex doesn’t last too long, however, as he cums quickly, while North just gets sucked off on the side. I’m not sure if this was edited short or not, but Martino cums on Rose’s stomach and pubic hair, and he’s done. She turns over, and tells Peter North to perform anal on her, and so he does so with a condom on, and then finishes on her. She’s loud, Lacy Rose is so loud, that you may have to turn down the television, as she really is loud here, and well that’s a turn on for some people, while others think it’s theatrical. I think it’s legitimate here, as she uses her hands while Peter North continues to pump. After some time doing anal, Peter North finishes on Lacy Rose’s stomach and hits her in the eye and body, and it’s kind of funny to look at. Not a bad scene.

After the sex romp, you’re taken to a classroom where a busty teacher talking about who would have sex in the Wizard of Oz. The classroom scene is ok at best, but it’s just a transition to a sorority scene. In the sorority scene you see pledges talking to the many different ladies of the sorority. This is a standard sorority element, and it’s not that good. It moves forward to a couple of dudes in their dorm talking about school and random things. It’s just a simple movement of the story. It’s a party pledge scene, and nothing more than that. The camera goes back to the DJ who’s having a bad ream, before showing off some B-footage of the school, and then going to the frat house for a minute.

Two frat guys show up with Selena Steele and TT Boy yells out, “train action”, and then starts to kiss her. There will be a foursome here, and the pants come off, while Selena Steele starts to get into the action. Selena Steele, Peter North, TT Boy, and Tony Martino are all involved with this one, and it starts immediately. There’s a jazzy tune in the background, but you hear slurping, moaning, and groaning for this scene. She sucks off three guys, before each person takes a turn with her, while the others watch. This doesn’t last long mind you, and they all just have sex with her, without a condom, and that’s really just it. This is a train type of scene, I guess, the first that I’ve seen while reviewing movies for this blog. The sex is serviceable, with a nice young college coed with brunette hair taking all three guys. It’s not a great scene, mind you, but she’s all natural, not shaved at all, and the dorm room setting is interesting to denote. Other than that, it’s a forward moving scene with all three guys getting a turn, and that’s it.

After the foursome, the movie switches to a scene at the sorority house. A few women are there and the pledges are getting talked to. They are being welcomed to the pledge period, and they just talk about what duties each person must have. The movie goes through different plot points, including talking to the DJ again, and random notes about the conspiracy theory of the sorority. That moves to a teacher and a random nerd.

The next scene features Bionca and Tim Lake having sex in the classroom from earlier. The scene is rather boring, and Tim Lake cums way too fast, so it’s barely a scene that you can even get off to. It’s a lackluster scene, and while Bionca’s brunette 1980s style hair is a nice contrast to the nerdy Tim Lake, the scene is not that great. It may be amongst one of the worst sex scenes I’ve scene thus far.

The movie then moves through the plot with the DJ going nuts, and then the sorority house. The sorority house has the final sex scene and features Melanie Moore, Stacy Nichols, Tiffany Mynx, Angela Summers, Madison, Shayla LaVeaux, Teri Diver, Alexis DeVell, Ashlyn Gere, Selena Steele, Shawnee Cates, and Summer Knight. They have a giant orgy, and it’s all women, all the time, just having a ball. They push through the incredible scenes of passion, and the jazzy tune goes up while the orgy continues. This is nothing more than just a lesbian orgy. If you’re a fan of seeing a lot of women doing oral, moaning, and using their hands across many different angles, here you go. The ending is all women, and it’s all sex.

The movie ends with that orgy, and a note on the sequel. That’s it.

I give “Sorority Sex Kittens” a 2 out of 5.

This is perhaps one of the worst examples of modern porn, if you can call it modern. However, if it was meant to be on the silver screen, I get it. The sex scenes are a little short, but it’s not half bad at times. I would say that there are a couple of good scenes, but the rest is just fast paced, or terrible. If you’re a fan of lesbian scenes, then this will do it for you for sure. The plot’s not half bad though.

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A Little Romance (1986) Review

A Little Romance (1986) Poster

Today we go back in time to another period of the adult film world. We were stuck in the modern world, but now we are going back to the year 1986. It’s here that we stop off at a movie called “A Little Romance”. The movie was released and went to the silver screen, and of course VHS tape for those video stores that carried it. It’s a movie that is not kidding around, it goes straight into the action, within 3 minutes of the credits rolling. It’s a bit on the romantic side to begin, because of the use of smooth jazz for the most part. It’s a smooth jazzy musical selection to accompany the sex, which you guessed it, is straight forward. The film stars Rachel Ryan, Tom Byron, Kari Foxx, Ron Jeremy, Peter North, Tonya Foxx, John Simmons, and Trinity Loren. These are all famous 1980s porno actors, and you may recognize their names. With all that in mind, let’s get into the action of this 90 minute feature length porno film from 1986.

The first scene is straight forward, as Tom Byron and Rachel Ryan start to kiss, and he immediately goes down on his knees to give her oral. Rachel Ryan looks like the classic 1980s house wife, with short hair, dirty blonde highlights, and simple makeup. She has long pink finger nails, but other than that, she looks like a suburban house wife, and Tom Byron looks like a kid, he’s in his early part of the career that would make him a legend. This scene is sensually paired with some nice saxophone and piano music, as the two start to work things out in the dining room of a very nice looking house, with floor to ceiling windows overlooking a garden. The two go from oral to sex, and Byron really gets into it, while Rachel Ryan takes a bit to go forward with this scene. This is not a long scene mind you, and the sex doesn’t last more than about 10 minutes, if that. There’s no condom, no shaved areas, just natural sex, with a great deal of moaning and even a little bit of screaming. Byron looks to hold off his finale, but he can’t control himself and lets go on Ryan’s stomach. A good scene, with a nice little upside to it, but it’s short, and to the point. Not a great one, but not terrible either. The music is relaxing at least.

Next up, we are in an office, and a few women are talking, when the boss calls one of them into his office. She comes into the office, and there’s Peter North waiting. He needs help, and this blonde haired girl starts to help him out a little. It’s Tanya Foxx, and she’s an attractive blonde haired woman, and goes to town on Peter North. This is short lived, however, as the scene moves to another part of the office.

The other part of the office has Ron Jeremy sitting down and Kari Foxx writing notes. Ron asks for head, and Kari Foxx immediately sits down on her knees and starts to blow him. This is a simple blow job scene, and before you get too far into the action, the director goes back to what Peter North is doing.

So we go back to Peter North getting blown by Tanya Foxx, and it’s not a bad scene, but I always hate when the director goes between scenes, instead of sticking to one scene at a time. I guess this is because it was meant to be seen in a movie theater, more than anything else. Either way, this isn’t a bad scene, and Tanya Foxx is a decent looking 1980s blonde.

Before this scene goes too far, the director goes back to Kari Foxx and Ron Jeremy, and this time it goes further from a blow job scene into an oral scene. Kari Foxx is a brunette with big hair and the 1980s look. Jeremy is the hedgehog, and he’s a lot thinner than you will see him today. The two have some fun, unshaved and completely full of sexuality. As far as sex is concerned, Ron Jeremy is a pro, and he drills Kari Foxx well here, all hairy and all. It’s a standard Jeremy scene, nothing too complex, and it seems as though Kari likes it, but I wouldn’t know, the camera doesn’t pan away from the action, showing you penetration throughout, and mixed in with a keyboard sound that is somewhat focused on the 1980s overall. It’s a good scene if you’re a fan of Ron Jeremy, but again, it’s not great.

Midway through the Ron Jeremy sex scene, the director once again switches to Peter North and Tanya Foxx, and another jazzy tune. She’s still blowing him in his office, but you know they are going to have sex, because this can’t be the only thing that is going on, could it? The answer? Well, the answer is yes, it’s just a blow job scene.

Ron Jeremy and Kari Foxx are back, because the director goes back to the pair having sex on a chair, and that continues, with the two just going through the motions. Ron Jeremy is grand, with his one lines and momentum. If you’ve read his book, you know he had a lot of fun with these scenes. The money shot focuses on Jeremy cumming on Foxx’s pubic hair and that’s the end.

The scenes end, and we are back in the office, with nothing major happening. This then goes to a house, and you see Tom Byron and Rachel Ryan talking. The two start talking about love and sex. There’s an argument and Tom Byron leaves Ryan crying in her night gown and in bed.

The scene moves to night time. A motel where Tom Byron has gone to, and is just hanging out solo. There’s a brief element where Peter North gives Kari Foxx oral, but the scene goes back to Tom Byron in his hotel.

Tom Byron is visited by Tanya Foxx. She says that the office knows that he’s there and he’s lonely, and she starts to undress him.

However, while you have Tom Byron getting undressed, Ron Jeremy makes a move on Rachel Ryan, and immediately starts to give her oral. The director moves away from the hotel and back to the office, and this scene is a lot more sensual than the other one that Ron Jeremy had previously in the movie. Rachel Ryan is dressed for the office here, so that alone gets me a little turned on, and Jeremy goes to work fast here, and gets Ryan wet fast. I was surprised by how well the two worked here, as the chemistry that they have is more than what Ryan and Byron had in the opening sequence.

Meanwhile, the scene splits to Peter North getting blown by what I assume is Kari Foxx, this time she’s blowing him and she’s going to town. Again, I don’t like the switching back and forth between scenes, because it makes it hard to review, and it’s hard to stay focused on the action that you want to get off to, but as a movie making element, specifically for the big screen, I can see why this is done. It’s not a bad thing, it just throws me off a bit.

The scene switches and you get Tom Byron and Tanya Foxx in the motel having sex. This is a straight forward sex scene, nothing fancy about it, with standard positions, and just focused moaning and groaning.

The scene switches yet again and this time it’s Ron Jeremy and Rachel Ryan having sex, and it’s not bad. Ryan, again has more chemistry with Jeremy than she did with Tom Byron in the opening scene so it’s nice to see this develop.

Switching scenes again, you’re back to the office where Peter North and Kari Foxx are having sex, which is another contention point. This isn’t a bad thing, North goes through the motions well enough and there’s moaning and movement, with a focus on the penetration, but wait for it….

Another scene switch, and we are back in the motel room with Foxx and Byron, and you know what? All of this changing really makes this movie somewhat boring to watch. If you’re a big fan of all of these actors, then you are going to get a little bit from each of them, but you are not going to get straight forward scenes. If you’re trying to get off to just one scene, good luck, there’s so much editing that this just doesn’t work that well.

We go back to the hotel and Byron and Foxx go through some more positions before he finishes on her. But that then switches to Peter North again, and he goes to completion, cumming onto his partners leg and butt. Then we get to see the money shot that features Ron Jeremy cumming on Rachel Ryan’s pubic hair, and then reinserting back for more pumps.

Up next we are at a house where Rachel Ryan is talking to a friend of Tom Byron’s. That’s it. The two talk, but out comes Trinity Loren and she has sex with John Simmons.

The next scene features John Simmons and Trinity Loren and it’s not that great. It’s a fast scene, the fastest in the movie, and the two go at it on the ugliest couch in the world. Meanwhile a jazzy number plays. The music is better than the sex here, and the two just go through the motions of sex, and that’s it. There’s not much to this at all, and it’s actually not that attractive of a scene. Trinity Loren looks like one of the members of the Go Go’s so if you’re a fan of pop music from the 1980s, then you may get off by this scene. Otherwise, it’s not that great if you ask me. It’s fast, hard hitting, and well, just pure sex. I guess that’s what porn is about sometimes. In that case, it’s good, it works well enough, and it’s a testament to the 1980s scene, with Simmons finishing on Loren’s stomach.

Tom Byron and John Simmons talk and tells Byron’s character to go back to Rachel Ryan’s character.

The two finally make up, and the end scene is only about 10 minutes of sex, but it features Byron and Ryan once again connecting, like they did in the first scene. Just like the title suggests, this is a romantic love making scene, and it’s slow moving for the most part. There’s a bit of speed at the end, but overall, it’s a boring love making, baby making type of scene, that really doesn’t do much to entice, but rather just goes through the motions of romantic sex. If you’re a big fan of Tom Byron’s early work, and you like Rachel Ryan’s 1980s look, then perhaps this is your scene, it’s hardcore, it’s somewhat exciting, but it’s far from that raunchy style that most people want. This very much seems like the two are making a baby, rather than going all out for gratification, if you ask me. But that’s not a bad takeaway, it’s just what it is. Byron eventually cums on Ryan’s pubic hair and that’s the end of the show folks.

I give “A Little Romance” a 2 out of 5.

This is a frantic movie with the editing. It keeps going back and forth, making it a tough one to get off to. It’s not a great film at all, and it’s not that grand, but it has a few moments that inspire. The ending scene is romantic, mind you, but the overall story is nothing short of romantic. The ending is funny though, as it features Tom Byron getting punched out. Other than that, this is a slow paced, standard porno from the 1980s, with not a lot going for it, unless you’re a big fan of Ron Jeremy.

You can purchase “A Little Romance” from a variety of sources, and if you’re a fan of the cast, you’ll love this one. I don’t think it’s great.

Carnivorous (1999) Review

Carnivorous (1999) DVD Cover 

It just so happened that I had to review another modern classic, one that was shot on film, and looks great overall. The starting point of this movie is all film grain, and really well shot. I am surprised by the budget, and the art direction which has 4 people working on it. The editing is top notch, the music is good, and everything about this movie starts off with a killer element to it. I didn’t see this one featured on The Spice Network, or anything, and so this is all new to me. Nic Cramer directs, and lots of well known actors star in this movie from 1999, it’s called “Carnivorous”, and it stars Jessica Drake. That’s right, another Jessica Drake movie, because apparently I find her beautiful all of a sudden, or it’s just a matter of selection. Other people in this movie includes Mickey G. Kristen, Brian Surewood, Gia, Chris Cannon, Ian Daniels, Cheyenne Silver, and Evan Stone.

The movie opens up in what appears to be an old west setting. Jessica Drake is trying to beat the heat with some water when Evan Stone with an eyepatch shows up and points a gun at her. That’s when you get narration, and story, and an interruption by Mickey G. The story is about an erotic novelist that is having a hard time figuring out how to move his story along, and Jessica Drake plays his wife that is breaking his concentration here and there. The erotic novel has a wild west theme to it, and the movie goes between the writer and his book, and so we get moving forward from there.

The first major sex scene starts around 5 minutes from the credits, and it features Jessica Drake and Mickey G. There’s a nice western themed guitar riff going and some drums, meanwhile the two make out for the most part. This is a sensual scene, featuring lots of kissing and lots of romantic elements between Jessica Drake and Mickey G. Drake in this movie has dirty brown hair, which is different from what I remember her having in the previous movie I reviewed. After some kissing, she gets on her knees and delivers a very sloppy, slow, and sensual blow job to Mickey G. The music is a rocksteady beat of guitar work, and is similar to what you’d expect from Eric Clapton, believe it or not. It’s a nice tune to complement the sex that is occurring here. Drake does well enough here, with passion, and Mickey G holds on for dear life, the professional, obviously. The movie switches to sex, and it’s standing doggy style, and it’s just straightforward, nothing crazy. Mickey G. dawns a condom, and Drake takes it, while wearing a shirt, so you can’t see her completely nude. It’s a steady scene of sex, and nothing too exciting, an outdoor sex scene with film grain, and high quality editing. Eventually positions change, and Drake takes off her top, and Mickey G. looks to be concentrating not trying to cum early, and rightfully so, because after a certain point Drake goes all in on this, and seems to lose herself in the scene. It’s an exciting thing to see, and the music shifts to a bass heavy element, as the two finish up with each other outdoors. The money shot goes forward with Mickey G letting loose on Drakes face, and she keeps stroking afterwards, then puts her mouth on it, a stellar movement, that is just sexy. Drake really seems to do well here, and acts great if you ask me.

The scene ends and you get narration, where our writer talks to his assistant or an editor and gets feedback about the book. He then is by a pool and talks to someone else about the book and some ideas as to how to keep writing etc.

We move along to the next scene, another imaginative tale, this time it’s Brian Surewood and Kristen that are in an artsy bedroom having sex. It’s as close as you’re going to get to a gonzo scene in this high end production. This woman is thin, has long legs, dirty blonde hair, and wears heels. Meanwhile, Brian Surewood looks like a mix of one of the DOA from WWF mid 1990s and Jesse Ventura. He gets straight to oral, with Kristen moaning and rubbing herself, all the while a techno beat plays under them. This porn actress looks like Ann Coulter a little, so you can imagine her that way. Kristen works through a nice blow job but she keeps looking at the camera, and it’s odd, to see her staring at the director and the camera. There’s a camera change, and then things get to the action, with full penetration as you’d expect, and a scene that speeds up quite well. The initial starting line doesn’t seem to have a condom, so it’s a bit different than the previous scene, and this goes from insertion to high gear. Brian Surewood really goes hard here, and why not? It’s a fast moving scene with a lot of action, and not much else. You get multiple positions, lots of movement, and a money shot on Kristen’s face, with an ending blow and tug, and that’s that. A good fast paced scene that is not sensual as it is just two people going at it, which is a nice change of pace from the starting scene.

The movie continues, and it’s our writer talking to Jessica Drake, and she wants him to stop working and drinking. She has little to no makeup on here, and is quite attractive here. I’d love to interview Jessica Drake and ask her a few questions about characters and more, but I don’t know who to even call for that one.

Moving along our writer needs help trying to get a bit of action, and with the help of an assistant he comes up with a new gonzo scenario. This time it features a tall, skinny woman that goes through a jail. She has brown hair and an orange dress, and starts to talk to a guard, and then gets into the action. The two start having sex in a cell, and she keeps her dress on for the most part. She’s very thin, and the guard is a bit dominant to her submissive style, and the two work well together, although it’s a bit straightforward, and out of the blue. It’s another contrast to the style that was placed in the earlier scenes, this time with techno and a bit slower methodology. It’s not fast at all, which is ok, but the two seem to lack chemistry for the start and eventually build. The two actors that start include Gia and Ian Daniels or Chris Cannon, I’m not sure. Either way, the two start and then we get a third. The music speeds up to a techno and keyboard mix, and things get even hotter when a third person comes in to help with the movement. You start with two, and end with three, and it’s not half bad overall, but it’s not sexy if you ask me. There’s something missing here, and while there are no condoms in sight, and the movie is well porn, it just lacks a certain chemistry if you ask me.

Moving forward we end up with a scene that features Cheyenne Silver and Evan Stone. This after a segue where the writer and Jessica Drake discuss the next scene and how they can make it better. The sex features a condom, and Evan Stone going through the motions. Silver and Stone do not have the same chemistry that I’ve seen him have with other actresses, but it’s a functional scene where he just goes through the motions and that’s about it. I’ve seen him interact with many others, and this was not nearly as wild or as intense. Silver is a blonde hair young woman, and she’s attractive, don’t get me wrong, but you can tell that the two are just going through the motions and aren’t really that into it at times. The money shot occurs on Silver’s chest and that’s it, nothing too wild. She even looks at the camera to see if the director wants her to stop or not, and that’s it.

The scene switches and the writer talks to a friend about where things are going, etc. Then he introduces the last bit of the story to a couple of women, these being Jessica Drake and Shanna McCullough. This ending scene features Mickey G, Shanna McCullough, and Jessica Drake.

I give “Carnivorous” a 3 out of 5.

The final scene got me, I have to admit. Shanna McCullough and Jessica Drake making Mickey G a lucky man is a great ending to an otherwise average porno movie.

You can purchase “Carnivorous” through a variety of means, including the link right here, which is something to consider.

Finishing Touch (1994) Review

Finishing Touch (1994) Poster 

I’m not sure why I picked “Finishing Touch” but as I look at the cast, I think it’s all because I wanted to get to see all of Jill Kelly’s scenes. She’s one of the women that I’ve grown to love, and would one day love to interview, so if you know Jill Kelly and she would want to talk to a random blogger, of course I’d be down to talk with her. Anyways, this movie comes to us from 1994, and I swear that this was on Spice Network, but I can’t really be certain. The cast of this movie is simple enough, as there aren’t that many scenes. The cast is, Jill Kelly, Cal Jammer, Lana Sands, Saki St. Jermaine, Mike Horner, Dyanna Lauren, Krista, Tianna Temptress, Rick Blaine, and Brad Armstrong. There’s not much I can tell you about this one, other than it was directed by Jim Travis, and distributed by Dreamland Entertainment. The lead in notes that Jim Travis shot, directed, and wrote this one, so word to Jim Travis! Nice.

We begin the feature with an older blondish haired woman that is typing on an archaic laptop. This is a set that is dark, with a green couch, and looks like a studio set, more than anything. This actress, whom I assume is Dyanna Lauren, starts to read a script, and imagines the scene.

The scene shifts to the imagination from the script, and we have a young Jill Kelly and Cal Jammer starting to make out. The music is a slow progressive jazz beat, with bongos and drums starting to weigh into a little jazzy number. This goes along with the slow moving process of Cal Jammer as he really tries to be sensual with a young, Jill Kelly. Kelly seems to be into it for the most part, and the two try to be as sensual as you can get in a makeshift office. Kelly isn’t shaved here, and she doesn’t have her breast implants, so if you’re a fan of natural, young Jill Kelly, then this is going to really do it for you. I can tell that this movie was meant for the Spice Network as well because there’s a focus on Jill Kelly’s eyes and movements, and a slow down of the editing where you just see Cal Jammer and Kelly’s eyes, and nothing more. Then she gets into the blow job sequence, but it’s deliberately shot where you don’t always see her mouth and Jammer’s penis. It’s fascinating to see the blocking that is done here, which is always a nod to the old cable porn days when you couldn’t see penetration or anything like that. This scene slowly moves forward into sex, and the song continues it’s slow beat. There are no condoms here, and Cal Jammer seems to have chemistry with the young Jill Kelly. In fact, this is a much more raw scene than you would normally get from Kelly’s later work. One odd note was that there was a dubbed moaning into the scene, which wasn’t Kelly’s voice at all. That was weird, but other than that, this is scene progressively gets hotter, and Jill Kelly truly becomes one of my favorite actresses. Jammer is a pro here, and just goes through the motions, but Kelly really gets into it around the 15 minute mark. If you are a fan of porn and you don’t get hard to this scene, I’m not sure what you’re doing watching it, cause Jill Kelly is awesome in this one, wearing stockings and a garter, supreme example of high quality porn, even if the lighting is a bit “orange”. There’s an odd point in the scene where the two turn on each other and rim one another, which is an interesting point. Then things go back to a different pace, and Jammer cums on Kelly’s stomach, then she gets on her knees and blows jammer. This is one hell of a sex scene folks, grade A if you ask me.

We go back to the writer at the beginning. She breaks the fourth wall and talks to the camera, telling us that she can come up with better in the script, and she once again reads, and imagines.

Moving forward, we have another fake set, and it’s supposed to be a retail store selling shoes. The woman that is in place is Saki St. Jermaine, and she’s a redhead that looks to be a bit older. Meanwhile, Mike Horner is the main man here, and Lana Sands, one of my crushes from the old porn world is in this scene too. The scene turns from a women’s shoe salesman gig to a trio of sex. This is not a long scene, but a lot of foreplay occurs. St. Jermaine doesn’t get into the sex as much, as Lana Sands gets most of it, and the camera focuses on that more than anything else. Eventually Horner cums in Sands’ face, and that’s the end of the scene. This is a fast moving scene, that isn’t that fun to watch, the editing is bad, but the jazzy tune saves it. It sucks when the music is better than the sex, but it happens. This isn’t a terrible scene mind you, it’s just not as good or as hot as the Jill Kelly scene that was up front. The ending does have that classic post-cum blow job, which isn’t bad.

We go back to the writer’s position and it’s Dyanna Lauren topless, I think. She’s the writer, and she’s talking about how she can make the scenes better and starts to imagine another sequence.

Coming up next it’s Dyanna Lauren, Krista, and Tianna Temptress doing a threeway lesbian scene. This isn’t exactly thrilling if you’re not into lesbian scenes. It’s standard, but the production team decided to have the music louder than the moans and the women, so you get a jazz beat over the moans. The scene isn’t half bad, the women are all cute, and they have a great deal of momentum with dildos, and vibrators. The women are brunettes except Dyanna Lauren, and it just flows with ease. It’s a standard scene, with good music, but it’s not that great. It’s enjoyable for a little bit, but it’s not grand, that’s all I can say about it.

The next sequences features Dyanna Lauren masturbating and that’s it. If you like solo scenes, this is a good one, as she just uses her hands and just goes to town moaning and groaning with her long finger nails, and that’s it.

If you were upset that you didn’t get much action with Saki St. Jermaine, then you will love the next scene, as it features her, and Rick Blaine. But viewer beware. Rick Blaine is an everyman, he’s hairy, he doesn’t have a big penis, and well, is a bit gross looking. Not like Ron Jeremy gross, but think suburban dad from the 1980s kind of gross. St. Jermaine is a bit nasty here, and I don’t know what to make of this scene other than it’s a perfect illustration of how raunchy porn is supposed to be. Mid-way through the scene, Blaine doesn’t even have it up that much and Jermaine has to really work it to get up. This is kind of a gross scene, but it’s porn, so it’s bound to happen. The two get it on and Jermaine screams a bit, but the two are more amateur than anything else, so if you like amateur sex, then this is going to first nicely for you. It’s raw, it’s animalistic, it’s kind of enticing after a while. Blaine cums on Jermaine’s butt and that’s the end. For historical reference, the scene works, but it’s far from hot if you ask me.

We go back to the writer, and it’s Dyanna Lauren as she talks to the camera. She says that she’s done writing and now she wants to go do Brad Armstrong, and that’s where the movie takes us. We see Dyanna Lauren in crotchless panties, and black pumps. She’s topless, and the music is a piano medley that is sensual in tone, as you see the artsy side of porn production. Brad Armstrong shows up and Dyanna Lauren says she wants to do him, and well that makes it all better. Brad gets onto a bed, and she services him outright, with a sensual focus, that blends well with the music. Armstrong is one lucky dude, and he’s a staple in a lot of porno movies. Dyanna Lauren is quite sexy in this final scene, and the two seem to have some genuine chemistry in working together, although it takes a bit to get going. It’s not a long scene, mind you, but it works for what it is, and after about 2 positions, Armstrong finishes on her face, and that’s the end of the show folks. The ending scene is a bit more sensual than anything, and well, it’s a vehicle for Dyanna.

The movie ends with Dyanna Lauren talks to the camera again, and she’s a terrible actress. But hey that’s the end of the movie. The movie is only an hour and 24 minutes long, mind you, and it really isn’t that grand. The camera zooms in, and it’s the end, a movie that really isn’t great but hey, Jim Travis does ok with what he has.

I give “Finishing Touch” a 3 out of 5.

The only reason you’d want to see this movie, in my opinion is for Jill Kelly. A young Jill Kelly is featured in the first sex scene, and it’s quite a doozy, so if you’re into her, that’s the reason to get this movie. Otherwise, it’s a serviceable title for fans of Dyanna Lauren, and that’s about it.

You can purchase “Finishing Touch” by clicking here, or finding it somewhere else. I got my copy on VHS tape, and well, it has been worn and weathered by this point.

Fallen (2008) Review

Fallen (2008) Poster 

Well, it was bound to happen. I was going to end up talking about a seriously good porno movie. Well not that I am saying it’s good, but rather the fact that this 2008 release of “Fallen” won a lot of awards. It won 4 major awards at the AVN Awards. The movie won best actress, best double penetration, best DVD menus, and best packaging. It also won the best overall DVD from the Empire Awards in 2008, and won the X-Rated The Greatest Adult Movies of All Time award in 2015. This thing had serious legs, but is it that great? Well, if you look at the cast, you’re going to find a lot of different people, but mostly Jessica Drake. The rest of the cast includes, Jenna Haze, Brad Armstrong, Jada Fire, Lana Croft, Gianna Lynn, Derrick Pierce, Eric Masterson, Herschel Savage, Niko, Shyla Stylez, and Angie Savage, just to name a few. This was a major showcase for Jessica Drake, and the director was Brad Armstrong. This is a featured film from Wicked Pictures, and honestly, it shows from the starting line. But is it worth your time? Well, let’s see how good this thing is, as it definitely showcases a few interesting points from the start.

The movie isn’t kidding around, it starts with sex, and it throws you into the wild. It starts with a scene that features Jenna Haze and Brad Armstrong. The two are in the throws of passion, and it’s as you’d imagine. Haze delivers a good overall blow job, her brunette hair long, and her body slim, and eventually a condom comes on and the sex begins. There’s some nice tune in the undertone of the movie, but for the most part this is straight sex, featuring Haze, and Armstrong, in a t-shirt. This doesn’t las tthat long, but Haze does take a money shot in the face, and swallows, so that’s an interesting point. She also blows Armstrong after the money shot, which is always divine, if you ask me. Haze is a pretty lady, but in less than 8 minutes, this wasn’t that great.

The movie continues. It appears that Brad Armstrong’s character wants to propose, but Jenna leaves to go to her apartment. She enters an elevator, and something goes terribly wrong. The elevator that she’s riding collapses. Once that occurs, Jessica Drake runs to the lobby and can’t get into the elevator, and screams. A voiceover comes through and it’s Jessica Drake talking about how she is the guardian angel of Jenna Haze, and now that she’s dead, she failed her. That’s the premise of “Fallen”, mind you. Within 11 minutes, you get the bigger plot point, with Jessica Drake playing a guardian angel that is going to get fired for not protecting her human. Then we get stunning aerial shots of Los Angeles, with Drake narrating and talking about her normal life, stripped of her wings, and artistic elements. If you’re a fan of talking, and plot, then this is a good movie to consider overall. Drake’s delivery on narration is a bit dry, but it’s not terrible.

The next scene is an orgy scene that features a lot of people getting it on. Gianna Lynn, Jada Fire, Jessica Drake, Lana Croft, Michelle McLaren, Ryder Skye, Barry Scott, Brad Armstrong, Derrick Pierce, Eric Masterson, and another guy are all involved in this underground scene of sorts. It initially gets narrated by Jessica Drake, and then gets heavy into the sex. There’s a gothic look to this, and a dungeon element that you will see more as artistic than anything else. It reminded me of “Beverly Hills Cox” and the opening sequence, only this had a lot more going on. This is the first time that Jessica Drake jumps into the sex, and well, it’s not half bad. It’s your standard orgy scene with a lot going on, including double penetration at one point, anal sex, and more. Every guy has condoms, and all the women are lovely to look at. Drake gets double penetrated at one point, and the rest of the women are all over the scene just having fun. The focus is definitely on Drake, however, so if you wanted to see her get double teamed, this is the scene for you.

Once the orgy is over, it’s back to narration and Jessica Drake walking the streets of Los Angeles. She walks alone, until Randy Spears stops her, and then has sex with Drake on the back of a LAPD cruiser. I kid you not. It’s a fast paced scene in which Drake uses a police club, and Spears uses his fingers, as she really gets into this scene for the most part. It’s not a bad scene, mind you. It’s not a long scene, it has a little techno going on in the undernotes, and Drake takes a massive facial and blows spears afterwards, making this an interesting one to watch. She doesn’t take her top off, though, so she’s half-way clothed for this scene.

Once the scene is over, we have B-footage of Drake just walking around Los Angeles, just talking about she wanted to find a man to get some sex. She walks by a window and that’s where another sex scene begins.

Jennifer Dark, Marcus London, and Tommy Gun have sex in an old Los Angeles apartment for this next scene, and it’s not bad. I’ve never seen Jennifer Dark, at least not that I can remember, and the scene immediately throws you into the sex. There’s the standard foreplay, blow jobs, and more, and Dark really gets into this one, with the guys just going through the motions. It’s mechanical to a bit, and the techno music is not half bad. I think I liked the music more than the actual sex here. This is a standard trio of sex, and it’s not amazing, but it isn’t terrible either. There’s a double penetration moment at one point and they all seem to work well together. These are professionals, mind you, and it shows as they just go through the motions without taking a spare moment. Again, it’s all safe sex, and it’s not half bad. If you’re a fan of Dark and you like double penetration then this scene will appeal to you as it is somewhat sexy, although Dark’s long black hair and gothic tones doesn’t do it for me. Marcus and Tommy put out a good scene though, and Dark keeps up the dirty talk throughout. The ending comes with the money shot all over dark’s chest and face, and the scene fades to black into another part of the story.

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Drake is still walking the streets of Los Angeles, mind you. She’s a tall, thin blonde, and looks like a million bucks. She looks like the kind of woman that lives north of Montana in Santa Monica. She narrates the next scene, which features Brad Armstrong. She meets up with him at a night club, and the two start to make out, meanwhile a soulful band plays live. This is a passionate scene with sex, and an interesting mix of good music, and sexual heat. They go through most every position and eventually anal, with Drake’s long blonde hair flowing, and her getting through the scene with a sense of passion and dirty talk. It’s a good sensual scene with a focus on anal, and Drake getting wet throughout. Armstrong delivers too, but it’s really Drake that you are mesmerized by in this scene, as she wears her heels through the scene.

Once the scene is over, Drake and Armstrong talk and the two move forward to further the story line. Drake then goes back on the streets of Los Angeles, and you get an artsy narrator, etc. There’s an art element to these scenes featuring Drake around the city, at one point even sitting on top of a Taxi, in the lotus position. It’s not half bad, and honestly, it does speak to the artistic vision of this movie.

After a while, Drake and the Taxi driver stop, and it’s Herschel Savage behind the wheel, until Drake eventually blows him. I kid you not, he just gets a blow job, and that’s the end of the sequence. Drake does great here, and as far as blow job scenes are concerned, this isn’t half bad. Drake really goes to town here, and may be the best scene in the movie, honestly. She seems to be the most into this one, over the other options. Savage really gets a good point with Drake, and as far as a straight blow job scene, this could very well be the best example of a great one. Drake stays fully clothed, yet she delivers.

Moving forward, the next scene features Jessica Drake and Angie Savage in a lesbian scene. There’s a vibrator involved, and overall, it’s ok. There’s nothing grand about this if you’re not a fan of lesbian sex. It’s the two going at it, and simple as that. There’s no major set here, it’s just what you’d expect, and the two blondes really go through the motions together, including rimming, oral, and more.

This ends and then we get to see Drake getting a fake tattoo. She gets a pair of wings on her back, and she narrates the rest. Eventually talking about how she is just walking around town, etc. She literally just walks the streets of Los Angeles, and nothing major goes on. She just walks around, it’s artistic, she’s all dressed up, looking like a rich lady I once knew.

At one point she calls Brad Armstrong’s character and he’s getting robbed. Drake goes into Angel mode and saves the day! The scene redeems her, and yes this is a redemption story at the end of the day, which is odd, I know.

Drake and Armstrong go on a road trip, and while she’s asleep, she dreams of a sexual romp with a guy name Niko. Niko is a greek god looking dude, with semi-long hair, and a toned body. The two blondes of Jessica Drake and Shyla Stylez really go to town with him and it’s not half bad. It’s angelic at times, and it’s definitely something to witness as the two women really give themselves to this guy. They reall go to town with him, there’s no two ways about it. The techno theme is underneath again, and it’s really good to see this scene, giving credence to the awards that the porno world gave the movie.

Up next, we get Armstrong and Drake on a camping trip and they have sex while camping. She is fully clothed, except for socks, and Armstrong just goes forward. It was a sexual romp in the middle of the desert, and it’s interesting.

The final moments of the movie feature Drake praying, talking about how she’s lonely and well Armstrong’s character dies, and joins her. Now it’s Drake and Armstrong watching over the streets together, and possibly having sex etc. That’s the end of the movie, and that’s the end of this award winning picture.

"Fallen" is nearly 3 hours long, and by the time you actually finish it, you’ve seen Jessica Drake in every sexual position you could possibly get into. It’s not bad. It’s not great, but man, Wicked Pictures put in a lot of work for this one.

I give “Fallen” a 4 out of 5.

It’s not my favorite movie. It’s not the worst movie, it’s a movie that is actually quite fun for the most part. You could edit the sex out and it’s not a terrible made for television movie, honestly. It’s a fun romp, with sex thrown in. I’m not a big fan of Drake, but hey, she does well for the most part.

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The Deviant Doctor (1998) Review

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“The Deviant Doctor” came out in 1998. It was a movie that I didn’t ever see on the Spice Network, but that doesn’t mean that it wasn’t part of their line up at the time. The premise of this movie is simple enough, it’s about a psychiatrist or sex therapist, that is having a hard time keeping things professional. She talks about how since the start of her career, she’s been having fantasies with patients, or rather, she masturbates to their stories, after they leave, etc. This leads to some splicing of what is to come, and you start to see that this porno is going to be a quick romp, as it’s only about an hour or so long. It was obviously released on VHS and was done cheaply, as the sets are somewhat simple, but hey, that’s porn for you. The stars of this movie include Kim Kitaine, Nick East, Nikki Sinn, John Decker, Sid Deuce, Alex Sanders, Channone, Brick Majors, Jill Kelly, and Patricia Kennedy. It starts with a sexual twist, considering the name, and as you may already guess, it’s a plot driven movie that seems to hold loosely to it, and ventures into gonzo at times. But is it any good? Let’s find out, because that’s what I do here on this site.

The opening scene features our therapist talking about sex therapy and how she has been going about it in an unorthodox style. The calming piano music enters you into the realm of this world, in an office where the majority of the movie. Once the movie starts, it involves a little couch time with adult film stars, and that’s where we see the opening sequence. Kim Kitaine and Nick East open up the movie, and it’s funny because there’s a bass guitar line that is almost a parody of porn music. Kim Kitaine is a young looking, blonde hair girl with shaved pubes, and long finger nails. Nick East here has long curly hair, and is a veteran of the porno industry, just not in this scene. Kim is supposed to be a young lady here, but even with makeup, she looks a lot older. The scene is narrated by Kim throughout. Nick does well here, pushing through the otherwise somewhat boring sex scene. He is in work mode for the most part, and Kim moans a bit. Overall, this scene is a good one, but it takes time to build to the climax, and eventually Kim blows Nick after he cums, or tries to cum on her face, and that’s the end. Not a great scene, not a bad scene, but mostly what you’d expect from the 1990s, including a funny bass line with bad jazz guitar work as well.

Up next we see the doctor talking about a guy that was blind. This scene turns into a story narrated by John Decker. John Decker talks about a meeting with Nikki Sinn’s character, I am using the porno actors names, but I don’t know their character names in this movie, so you’ll have to just keep along that way. The blind dude talks about how this woman wanted to sleep with him, and so he got turned on, so he went forward. Nikki Sinn and John Decker have sex in an open office area, and it’s not half bad. Nikki Sinn is a tall brunette, and Decker is a slim long haired dude. The two go through the motions of sex, narrated by Decker, which is a bit off putting, considering, but this was a sensual scene overall. This is a very slow moving, highly erotic scene, as Nikki Sinn channels Traci Lords in her moaning and screaming and movements at time. John Decker just goes through mechanical sex, pretending he’s blind overall. Sinn keeps a pair of long boots on and her garter and nylons, making this a somewhat intriguing scene. The smooth jazz sucks, though, but the rest of it is not half bad. After some regular sex, there is a point of anal, and the rest of the scene was anal sex, and after a few pushes Decker cums on her face, and that’s the end of this scene. I could’ve done without the narration, and the terrible smooth jazz music. It’s an ok scene, but not a grand one.

The next scene features Sid Deuce coming in for some couch time. She discusses how she is a dominatrix, and recently had sex with Alex Sanders. Sid Deuce is one of the stars that I remember most from the Spice Network, and now looking back, she reminds me a lot of the blonde haired woman from “Absolutely Fabulous”. She looks older here, and has a lot of make up on. However, her blonde hair, slim body, and knack for sex is probably why she’s a mainstay in the world of porn for so long. At least in the 1990s, where I heard her name a lot. Alex Sanders has long curly hair, and he seems to enjoy going through the motions with Sid Deuce for the most part. The two have sex on a chair, and she does a lot of the work for it. Eventually she gets off and he cums in her mouth, to a nice jazzy video game tune. That’s the end of this scene, and honestly, it wasn’t terrible. If you’re a fan of Sid Deuce than you’ll love watching her here, as it’s not half bad, but it’s also not a great one. I was a bit distracted by the constant flash of the photographer at the end, possibly taking shots for magazines and the back of the cover of the VHS tape.

Up next we get two people I don’t know much about, and a shower scene. The sex therapist talks about how the couple can’t seem to find the time to have sex because one likes to go with masturbation in the shower more than the other. This scene features Channone and Brick Majors. Two performers I don’t really remember all that well. It’s not a bad scene mind you, it starts with Channone masturbating and nearly squirting. She is a brunette that has her pubes unshaved, with tan lines from a bikini, and she just goes at it with herself in a shower. If you like female masturbation scenes, this isn’t half bad. I’m not a big fan, but this works well, as it is sensual with the tied piano music to it. It’s got an artistic feel to it, that’s for sure. Eventually Brick Majors shows up and the two have sex in a hot tub, which is empty. It’s actually not that good, and kind of mechanical. After just a few minutes, Majors cums and that’s the end. This may be the weakest scene in the movie. It doesn’t help that there’s a smooth jazz, guitar riff playing throughout, which tries to be romantic. There is a close up of the sex at one point and you can see Majors is wearing a condom, which the other guys aren’t doing in their scenes, and it ends with a money shot, and that’s the end. A boring scene overall.

The doctor comes back and she’s masturbating, and narrating how she sometimes has to get help with finishing. So she asks her secretary to come in, and that role is played by Jill Kelly. A young Jill Kelly and Patricia Kennedy have sex on a couch in the doctor’s office. Oh, the doctor is played by Patricia Kennedy, mind you, so this is an interesting little scene. As far as lesbian scenes are concerned, this was mechanical, but ramped up with a strap on, and a few close ups that didn’t seem to get in focus. It’s not a terrible scene, mind you, and I still think Jill Kelly is hot, but it’s a bit tame and somewhat mechanical. When you watch it, you’ll see what I mean, as there’s just not that much momentum carrying this sequence forward. There’s a rock jazz fusion tune that plays throughout, and well, that is a bit off putting as well. This is a workable scene in a bind, but honestly, it’s mostly Patricia Kennedy getting off, and a lot of the camera work doesn’t show off what is going on down stairs, so it seems like it was made for cable or the Spice Network. Even when Kennedy finally climaxes, the camera only focuses on her face and legs, with an over the shoulder camera angle, and nothing more. It’s actually not a great scene, and definitely lackluster to a finish.

That’s the end of this one, a boring lesbian scene to close out a somewhat boring movie. It’s not that great, but hey, that’s mid 1990s porno for you.

I give “The Deviant Doctor” a 2 out of 5.

There’s not a lot going for this movie unless you’re a Jill Kelly super fan, or you really like female masturbation scenes. Other than that, this is a somewhat boring romp that is only about 64 minutes long. It was a Lowrider Film, and well, it’s not a favorite of mine, but there may be fans out there that love this one. I didn’t.

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The Naked Truth (1994) Review

The Naked Truth (1994) Poster DVD Cover

Today I have a special review that goes all the way back to 1994. That was the year that the movie “The Naked Truth” was released on home video, and later on DVD. It’s a production that I didn’t know about until I was looking into different scenes featuring various talents, and ran into this early option that starred Janine. This was Janine before all the tattoos, mind you, and before she was working full time with men, or retired in Oregon somewhere. This is a young Janine and she looks amazing. Her face and eyes have always been captivating to me, and while the rest of the cast rounds out some heavy hitters, this movie speaks volumes to the 1990s porno style. There’s a plot here, and it starts with three women talking about how Janine’s boyfriend is the “one”, and that they are waiting for one another. The movie actually shows off that men cheat, and women cheat, and well, it’s a porno. What did you expect? Well, here we go, a venture into the early 1990s, blonde haired, enhanced, shaved, bald porno. This isn’t gonzo pornography, it has a story, but it’s quite thin overall, mind you. This movie features Brittany Andrews, Peter North, Janine, Steven St. Croix, Kirstay Waay, Jay Ashley, Alex Dane, Jenteal, and Sindee Coxx.

The movie turns sexual when Peter North shows up and starts dancing in a black thong. The three women that were talking, then watch Peter North and Brittany Andrews dance, and strip. Then they start to have sex, but not before Janine comes through and start to dance with them. The trio start to go through the motions of foreplay, and it’s evident that North is not going to get Janine, but rather going to be part of a lesbian scene. Even though Janine doesn’t have sex with North, he certainly grinds her a lot, and you’d swear that behind the scenes maybe Janine and North did hook up. Not in this scene, however, as it slowly moves into a lesbian heavy threesome, with North getting in with Andrews for the most part, but Janine there to take on some oral, and more, although she doesn’t really touch North, mind you. It’s a bit confusing, but that’s how early Janine scenes were, she was only doing movies with women. The scene teases Janine getting involved with both North and Andrews, but since the plot is about her being a virgin and waiting for her marriage, she plays coy until finally going forward with giving Andrews oral, while Peter North coaches. Andrews blows Peter North, while Janine just watches and gets aroused. Then North puts on what looks like the world’s thickest condom, I kid you not, and has sex with Brittany Andrews. North and Andrews have real chemistry here, and he really goes to town with her, going through a few positions, before finally finishing. You get a fabulous Peter North cum shot, and it goes all over Andrews’ face, and that’s the end of the scene.

The scene ends and we are taken to a construction site where a stripper is dancing for a bunch of men. It’s Nick and others talking. Yes, that Nick that Janine claims they are going to wait, and that Nick is a virgin etc. However, in this scene, he approaches Jill Kelly, and starts to work through a sex scene.

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Jill Kelly and Steven St. Croix go forward at a construction site and have sex. This is an early Jill Kelly scene, before she got breast implants. I’ve always loved her face, and eyes, and here she is young, and barely into the porn world. The music here is a hip hop tune, with interesting breaks, but it’s muted a bit to hear the moans of Jill Kelly overall. Steven St. Croix performs oral on Jill Kelly then puts on one of those thick condoms and starts to have sex with her. This goes on while the construction crew watches! SO the two get on a makeshift bed, and just start working out their frustrations. This isn’t a bad scene, and Jill Kelly is quite attractive here. The two have a bit of chemistry together, and they definitely go through the motions and work up a sweat. The editing is off on this scene, as you end up seeing a lot of Steven St. Croix’s face, and sweat, rather than the penetration. However, the camera eventually switches to that in time, but it’s mostly focusing on the movements rather than the actual sex at times. That shifts with the positions, however, as the scene gets more and more heated. Eventually Steven St. Croix finishes on Kelly’s stomach, and even shots a shot near her eyes. This was a somewhat passionate scene, with a lot of gusto for Steven St. Croix, so good for him.

The movie then switches to another point of interesting. Janine shows up to Steven St. Croix’s home, and shows off a piece of lingerie. The two discuss the upcoming wedding, and the cost.

The movie switches gears, and it shows two guys trying to interrogate Kirsty Waay. This include Steven St. Croix and a guy that is just listed as “guy”. He looks familiar, but I can’t place him. Of course, because this is a porno, you know exactly where the scene is going, and the three start having sex. They all do it on a couch, and Waay actually gets really wet for this scene. They are having sex on a cream colored leather couch, and it’s your standard romp, however, there’s no condoms in this one, unlike the other scenes, at least at first. After a few back and forth pumps, a condom appears, which makes me think that this wasn’t shot in one take, but that’s just my two cents. There’s no anal here, there’s no double penetration or anything like that. It’s just a straight threesome, with St. Croix doing a lot of the work, and eventually giving a money shot that hits Waay’s stomach and face, and that’s it. The dude in question is Bobby Vitale, mind you.

After this we are taken to a set where a restaurant is setup. Janine and Kirsty Waay sit down and talk. Waay tries to tell Janine that Nick isn’t a good guy, and that causes her to storm off. She tells her that the dude is a bookie and isn’t a nice guy. That leads to another scene where Janine starts a monologue about Nick and how he can’t be a bad guy, and that she’s not wrong about him. After looking around his office, however, she ends up finding his paperwork and realizes that maybe Nick isn’t such a good guy after all.

We are then taken to Las Vegas where Nick and April, (Janine and St. Croix) have a room with a couple of friends. He wants to get action with his friends, but she doesn’t, so the scene ends up with just one couple having sex on the bed in their rented room.

This scene features Alex Dane and Jay Ashley. This is a pretty straight forward scene. It’s mechanical in nature, and the two just kind of go at it, normally. It’s not that sexy of a scene, although it will get you there. The music turns from pop to a disco electro beat, but the overall sequence isn’t that fun to watch. It’s kind of lame, and while the two have a little chemistry, you can tell that they are in work mode. There’s no condom here, which is a rare point in the movie, and the two just go through the motions of casual sex. The motion eventually goes forward into anal at one point, and then just has a money shot on the back of Alex Dane. Dane is a stand out in this movie, she’s not blonde, or athletic, she’s ethnic and while she does look sexy and young, she doesn’t have a lot of chemistry with Jay Ashley, and well that’s a tough thing in this scene.

The scene ends and we are taken to a bed where Janine, Jenteal, and Sindee Coxx are all just talking. They end up striking up a conversation about sex, and then they go into sex mode. This is a lesbian threeway, and it’s what you would expect from three women that are attracted to one another. They totally dominate this scene, and throw the plot of the movie out of the window, favoring the option to just go with oral, fingers, and much more. It’s just a threesome with beautiful women and that’s it.

I give “The Naked Truth” a 2 out of 5.

While there is a stand out scene with Jill Kelly and Steven St. Croix that is definitely sexy, that’s about it. The rest of the movie is kind of boring, and tired. There’s a little chemistry in the lesbian scenes, mind you, but overall, this is not a great movie at all. It’s kind of boring and mechanical for the most part. If I wasn’t hot for Jill Kelly, I wouldn’t ever watch any of this again.

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Dracula Sucks (1978) Review

Dracula Sucks (1978) Poster 

Today we go back to 1978 for the golden age of porno. The movie we are going to look at today is one that has film grain, was filmed on Hollywood style cameras, and has been adapted from an original work. This is of course, the 1978 picture known as “Dracula Sucks”. This is a pornographic movie, that is more akin to be called a “film”, because it has a lot of attention to minor details, and the film grain throughout. It’s very much a movie that deserves more than what I’m going to be giving it on this site, because of course this is a porno review site, and not something more elaborate. “Dracula Sucks” is one classic porno that doesn’t “suck”, at least not if you’re looking at golden era porno with some solid acting etc.

Now, I read that this version only runs 107 minutes, so I can’t really say that I am going to be reviewing something that is complete. The whole story is very much like Bram Stoker’s book at times. The film grain is there, the movie is very much an interesting take on the book, with sex thrown in for good measure. If you haven’t seen a lot of golden era porno, you’re going to be surprised by the pacing, and the way this one is filmed, because it very much resembles a movie from the Hammer Horror productions, and dare I say it’s better than many other pornographic movies from the time. I was pleasantly surprised by how the whole thing worked, and how the editors, director, and the cinematographers treated this movie. It very much seems like the production crew cares about the source material, as much as the sex.

The movie starts with the same thing you saw in the books and movies. A castle, a visitor, and a young man waking up Dracula. There are even quotes from the book here, and a lot of interesting points if you read the novel.

As the movie goes through, you start to get the sex, but not without Van Hellsing showing up, and other people, including Harker, and Mina, etc. If you know the book, then you know this story, it just has more sex.

The movie transitions from a narrative setup to sex, and we get our first taste featuring Annette Haven and Jamie Gillis. The two are out in the open and then start to go at it, as you’d expect. You only get a blow job here, and it’s slow, sensual, and the music is an old song, a little gospel, which really distracts considering the graphic blow job that you get. Annette Haven gives a passionate blow job, slow, and to completion, and that’s about it, not a long scene at all.

There’s a lot of time between sex scenes, because the narrative comes through a great deal. At a certain point I forgot that this was a porno movie. It’s fascinating, and really started to entertain. However, you know it’s a porno when you get around 30 minutes through. At that point Bill Margold shows up to talk to Pat Manning, and the two have sex in a comedic way. You don’t see penetration here, it’s just a quick sexual scene, and that’s it.

After this, apparently there was supposed to be 3 scenes in place, but they weren’t included in this version that I received. Instead, of those 3 scenes, the edited version for “Dracula Sucks” goes forward to John Holmes and Irene Best on a pool table. The maid and Holmes have slow, very slow sex, and it’s nearly cable version for the most part. The back ground music is just Dracula talking, and that’s about it. This is a boring sex scene, and really just looks interesting for those that like John Holmes, because there’s a sequence where he shows off his size, and then at a certain point gets his penis bit by a vampire! This actually isn’t half bad, it’s quite entertaining.

Now, I can’t be the most reliable here, but John Holmes is taken prisoner, and it appears that he is having sex with Seka at one point. The scene is supposed to be the thirteenth scene in the movie, and since I’m not 100% sure what’s going on, I can tell you this much, it is in fact Seka and Holmes having sex. This is a much more graphic scene then the rest, and Holmes seems to really have a good time with Seka here, and she seems to enjoy herself throughout the weird sex scene that has wolf sounds dubbed into the moaning, which distracts a great deal. The sex is cut so you don’t see the pop shot, making this an interesting choice for sure.

After this scene, there’s some transition, and then a sex scene with whom I believe is Kay Parker and Jamie Gillis, or John Leslie, but I’m not 100% sure of the guy. I know it’s Kay Parker for sure, and the scene is quick, and the finale is a pop shot on her all natural breasts. That’s it. Nothing crazy here.

The movie goes along with the plot again, following the same thing that you’d expect from Bram Stoker’s work, and it’s simple. There’s another sex scene featuring Dracula, and then Seka, a masturbation scene, and a little sex in the back of a car too. The focus here is not on the sex, mind you, it’s more on the story driven development of the Dracula story, so I’m all confused as to why this was a porno.

The grand finale features Annette Haven and Jamie Gillis, according to IAFD, and they have a simple love making scene, and that’s it. It’s full penetration, but the focus is on the slow love making, not the bigger pornographic element that you’d expect. It’s interesting to see, mind you, but it’s definitely not what you’d expect. It’s a “love making” scene, and well that’s ok for what it is, but don’t expect hardcore sex in this porno.

I give Dracula Sucks a 2 out of 5 on the porno scale.

“Dracula Sucks” from 1978 is not a bad movie, but it’s just that, a movie. This is NOT at all a porno. Well it is and it is and isn’t all at the same time. The people that worked on this movie wanted to make a film, and they did that. Yes, there is a little sex, but it’s not as pornographic as any other movie I’ve reviewed thus far. Making this a real movie that you could watch with your girlfriend, wife, and others, and actually watch the whole thing. Again, this is not really a porno in the traditional sense at all.

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